The Nick DiPaolo Show - Nutcase Scales Mar-A-Lago Wall | Nick Di Paolo Show #1746

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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Music You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you. Now get the fuck out of here. Hi. Welcome to Spatulas and Spoons. I'm your host, Devin. How are you folks on a Wednesday? Great state of Georgia. Good to be with you.

The caddy's riding like a goddamn dream. He's got to drop a phone in some slot and shit. Powers it up. I don't know how it fucking works. And but it's good. I'll have nothing but John Denver in my car. Good to be with. We got news. I don't know if I'm supposed to explain it yet.

Because anyways, real quick, nobody told me to do this, but I'm going to do it anyways. You know, Rumble, you got Rumble Premium. Then you got this, they're calling it Linear. Linear Live. It's live streaming shows. shows one after another they bleed into each other like if you watch CNN or Fox One show leads into the next and then the data well There's a lineup from about 9 or 10 in the morning till 6 at night, and I was just rewarded the 6 o'clock slot I think we're starting on Monday

Won't it's you know it just means more eyes on this show. It's all good. And if not, it stays the same for me. It'll be the same show. They said, just be you. And I said, you know, you sure? Because I know me. But no, it was great to hear. So it's a big deal. That's the cream of the crop on rumble

So it's six o'clock when you click on rumble you're gonna see my face I'm the only thing on rumble on that linear on that you know whatever so it's a big deal and Lot of stuff behind the scenes that that'll change it doesn't affect you guys But so that's big nose actually and I think it will increase eyes on the show as you know the show's brilliant I put it right up there with fucking full house people still talk about that show like it was good why missing something I heard sagging thought I tears my eyes cuz I was happy no he was a good guy anyways what else Stanley Cup playoffs tonight. If

you don't watch it, you're a fruit cup or a butter cup. Pick your cock. Finals start tonight. Florida Panthers at Edmonton, a rematch of last year's finals. But my boy Brad Marshan, this is his fourth finals. This guy guy and I love it even I when I pulled it up on TV you know you pull it up in the guide it mentions broad Brad Marsh and in the description of the cup and I want Florida when so Brad can get up I know you guys don't give a shit but I like this guy he was a real he's gonna be a Hall of Famer I think and he started out as a punk and still has enough punky in him with it wherever whatever he goes he gets

booed in every arena except Boston and now Florida loves him and he's been great for Florida anyways enough about that I'm sure you guys will be watching soccer in fucking Italy how the fuck ever going to a bar is this America look up at the fucking I look around I'm in Georgia for Christ's sake you can go in you know if I can look around there's three screens two of them have soccer on it nobody's watching it I have I go change it and they go but there's nothing else I go I just I just can't have that in Georgia I'm living in fucking SEC country get the goddamn French fruit cups off the fucking screen please do me that favor

did I touch on everything what I do yesterday I don't know I get nothing Oh Red Sox Jesus H Christ I now was bragging how good they're going to be. And they're going to be. It just ain't going to be this year. Last night, they're throwing the ball around like retarded 12 year old girls. And Alex Quarra, who I love, I think I love as a manager. I don't like the way he babies his players.

Oh, you need a day off. Yeah, baseball, it's rough. Standing in a pasture waiting for a ball to come in but They they they've lost 17 one run games leads all of baseball They lead all of baseball both leagues and leaving people on base with two outs in scoring position all the shit that you have to do Again leading errors again. They were supposed to be good defensively and The press conference Alex Corral. He couldn't even hide his disappointment do again leading errors again they were supposed to be good defensively and the

press conference Alex Correll he couldn't even hide his disappointment he goes we're not getting better at the stuff I said we were gonna be better at he goes I guess that's a reflection of me yeah well you put it really isn't these kids are not and again not like this sound like an old fogey they don't know how to run the bases they don't know how to lay down a bunt they don't know how to cut down on this swing with two strikes on all this shit all they all do now is try to swing from their asses because that's what their agents tell them to do to hit 30 home

as I can get you you know 12 million to 15 million a year in Milwaukee you want to live there anyways enough of my fucking whining. Let's get to it. Build that wall. Did you guys read? This is a good one. 23-year-old man was nabbed by Secret Service. I'm blowing myself out here. Secret Service agents early Wednesday after hopping the wall. First of all, how do you hop a wall? You've got to climb it. Who the fuck writes this shit? What's it, a foot and a half tall? You dink. Hopping the wall around President Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort telling officers he wanted to, and this is in quotes, spread the gospel.

Spread the gospel to Trump and, and here's the part I understand, understand wants to wed his 18 year old granddaughter Chi Yeah, get in line shit head You're fucking crazy Anthony Thomas Reyes, I'm telling you Hispanics are as crazy as the brothers was busted just after midnight and Confessed to arresting officers that he had scaled the wall. Oh, you didn't hop it? You scaled it. Now we go from a tiny wall to fucking Mount Everest. Now he's scaling it.

What the f—? Surrounding the Palm Beach, Florida property. Wednesday marked at least the second time that Reyes has been caught trying to get inside the exclusive club and inside Trump's granddaughter. What? Cut. With the previous instance occurring on New Year's Eve. What?

Excuse me. I've done a lot of crazy shit on New Year's Eve, but I never try to. When I was his age, I didn't try to climb into the White House chimney to meet Nancy Reagan. Reyes was initially charged by state authorities with trespassing, though federal charges are likely to follow. Bye, dickhead.

Yeah. You'll make a big mistake, OK? Trump, 78 years old. I don't know why they add that every time they fucking talk about it. Was in Washington at the time. You know why they do it? To remind you, yeah, Joe Biden was all but so is this guy

Let me say Trump mentally anyways The president is aware of the incident and has been briefed a White House spokesperson told the post and Yeah Good luck with that there Jose What are you gonna climb over the fence and go look I just I just I own a hotdog truck in New York City I'm sure she'll gobble you up every blue blood every kid with a zillion dollars every every freaking

billionaire on the planet Wants their kid to hook up with the young lady here. She's a great golfer parents He's gonna golf in college and stuff, like my niece. But I like to give her lessons. Nothing to do with golf. What? You can't say that, Nick.

You're an old man. Yeah, I know. Shut it. Imagine spreading the word. Those things don't really go together spreading the word of the Lord and her legs is the clip of the week Dallas sorry it was actually brilliant my part can we show this to the new lineup

this show I don't know how it works I don't know I forgot my cell phone don't know. I forgot my cell phone today. You know, it's like forgetting your hand on the way to fucking work. That's because I took another, you know what, just one Advil PM last night and I slept with the thing on for the first time in a couple weeks and I'm exhausted. No, I don't know if it worked or not It stayed on better and I gotta be honest. I don't know I I Remember just hearing this at three the motor And it had fallen off

Well, I don't know who comes up with this shit They have a thing that they can put inside you that'll do the same thing But you know, you got to change the battery every fucking you know And and I heard some lady Oh the girl the woman who the sleep doctor said to me the same thing, but you know, you've got to change the battery every fucking, you know. And I heard some lady, oh, the girl, the woman who, the sleep doctor said to me, yeah, and the other thing is sometimes you can see, you know, it's inside you and a wire runs up and you can see the wire through your skin. I go, hey, I'm not on the dating market.

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It's the funniest part of the thing. In our West Coast stupid segment tonight, California, why don't you just secede? A California high school track star's post-race celebration resulted in her disqualification and the stripping of her state championship title by outraged officials. North Salinas High School sophomore, Clara Adams, had Clara, and it's a black girl? Oh my God, she must get teased. She must get teased by Propecia. Had just crossed the finish line as the winner in the 400 meters at Buchanan High in Clovis

on Saturday when the excited teen ran over to her dad, which again, most probably the most surprising part of the story, her dad was there in her life to celebrate the Mercury News reported. Her proud father David handed his daughter a fire extinguisher and away from her competitors she sprayed on her, she sprayed it on her shoes as if her feet were on fire because she's so fast to get it. Yeah. Excuse me. Got a burp. However, the moment was quickly extinguished.

Jesus. By California Interscholastic Federation, the CIAF, who viewed Adams' actions as unsportsmanlike and disqualified her. a fucking problem you fucking dr. y onkin jam rag arcane spunk bubble I'm telling you H you keep looking at me I'm gonna put you in a fucking ground I promise you that was the dad yelling at the official black guy with an English accent no I'll give you my take on this I'm gonna she was imitating a guy who won a gold medal a few years ago. And that's what she was doing with this celebration. And I'll show you the video now, and then I'll comment after.

We muted it because it was some stupid local news. So she blasted her feet with a, I would have said, I'm just putting on Dessin-X. Now here's the original. This is the guy she was imitating this was like a the Olympic now I know slapping the flames out he had won like a gold medal in that round sometime about anyways she said the girls that, I don't know what's going through my mind right now, she told the news. Is it because we're black?

Not necessarily. Adam's disqualification caught the attention of the man who made the celebration she did famous, a US Olympic gold medalist and sprinting icon Maurice Green. Maurice Green said this about it, he heard about it, if it was away from everyone and not interfering with anyone, I would say reinstate her because they gave her the, she didn't get a medal and she couldn't run in the 400 which she was favored to win. So here's my take and and you're probably gonna be a little surprised but I'm using, it's weird, maybe it's when you get older you

start I don't know you're for a little bit of nonsense in life because we take this shit way too seriously now with this thing I sort of agree with the officials in this regard at that age at high school age you should really learn about sportsmanship but we tossed that away years ago, thanks to Sports Center showing years after years opening Sports Center with guys spiking footballs, doing headstands, and all that horse shit. So my point is, the only mistake she made

is you're drawing attention to yourself, OK? Which in the black culture that's not a fucking problem Nick why you saying and there's white no there isn't and for every white guy that does this shit there's 150 black ones so shut the fuck up with that internal dialogue in your head you don't hear Hannity talk like that that's why he's a trillion there I'm playing to the parking lot at Garden City. Anyways, so the guy said, the guy who created this celebration said, yeah, I think they should reinstate her.

She wasn't showing up her competitor, which she wasn't. She did it and it was preplanned and the dad, and I found it funny, you know. But like I said, I can see where they're going. Don't draw attention. They should have just gave her a tongue lashing, but you know, let her get on the podium, or whatever, and run the next race. But you know what I mean? Figure out another way.

That wasn't the worst thing. And I used to hate, I would get tired, I still do, of when 19 NFL players run down the field after an interception, and they do the Rockettes And all kinds of you know fucking day. It's like watching a dance marathon I get a little tired of that But when Tarell Owens pulled the goddamn cell phone out of his uniform after he made a touchdown He actually had a phone on him you guys understand that first. I went what are you know what know what, then I went, that is fucking brilliant. You know what I mean? You got to have a little fun.

So I think they overdid it with that. And I'm sure a lot of people might be surprised at my, at my take on that. But that what it is. You know what I'm saying? Don't, don't, she didn't show up at competition. I'm all for penalizing the taunting shit. You know what I mean? And they still do it. That's why I love the brothers. They know they're gonna get penalized. Some guy's running into the end zone,

he's doing this to the guy behind them, giving him the finger, dancing and shit. Then he punts the ball into the crowd, knowing it's gonna be a 15 yard. I like when that shit backfires. And I've seen this in the pros and college. Especially University of Florida State, Miami. I like when that shit backfires and I've seen this in the pros and college, especially University of Florida State Miami.

Some kid scores a touchdown and does some sick dance and throws the ball into the crowd and that means, and this is late in the game at a close score. So now they're penalized on the kickoff. The kickoff only lands at the 20, the guy returns it out to the fucking other team's 40. Now, and I've seen this and it cost them a game. Then you should be put to death. Simple as that. Burnt alive on national TV. Is that too much? This is good. Write it all down. I'm on fire today. No pun intended. I was kidding. I was kidding. Elvie, I was kidding.

God damn it. Nick, what are you doing? Well, I usually have my phone here and whatever. But I got the clock here. It's a dangerous situation, you know what I'm saying? Anyways, I hope the girl doesn't ruin her career. And I think it's just funny. I'm so fast, my feet are on fire. She did it's just funny. I'm so fast my feet are on fire.

She did it away from people. Yeah, but she's drawing a, you know what I mean? Let's move on to fungus among us. What is that Nick, fungus among us? Well, I'll tell you, just relax for five fucking seconds. Before I do that, I might as well do the 20 minute read as they say. You guys, first of all, I got dates coming up the 20-minute read as they say. You guys,

first of all, I got dates coming up. I've explained this many days in a row now. Tommy brought a few dates for the fall, some of this in the middle of the summer here, including Nashville. We're looking for one in Knoxville. I think it was a Bijou Theater in Knoxville. I'm doing Tampa for sure. I'm doing Dallas. Any remember any other ones I mentioned? Huh? There's more but I'm retarded. Oh North Carolina, Raleigh. A few. So those will be up once I like I said it they're solid. Most of them are almost solid and you go to nickdip.com to do that. While you're there, go to the merchandise page. We have mini skirts, long dresses, bras, plastic hips,

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