The Nick DiPaolo Show - NYT Attax Trump | Nick Di Paolo Show #419

Episode Date: September 29, 2020

The Times doubles down on tax attack. Illhan in deeper with ballot harvest scheme. Feminists whine about ACB.

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September 29, I believe. Aye, aye, aye. See you guys in Maine this weekend at Jonathan's and at Gunkwit Friday and Saturday night. Most of the shows are sold out. Only a few tickets left. Again, I'll complain that I've got to do four instead of one. Fucking dirty, bad-eating, fucking Chinese. I cleaned it up. I didn't say chink. That's very old school.

Can you imagine just starting to sell? My, that's life. I'm tired of it. I could go tomorrow and be happy. I've got to be honest with you. I'm just fucking tired of chasing it. Tired. Things are going good and some fucking

jerk-offs in a lab call Pelosi and say, what can we do to help you get Trump out? Nick, that's a conspiracy. Yeah, put on my tinfoil hat. Fuck you. It's all real. You idiot still wearing your mask and shit. Watch a Monday night football.

There's 11 people there. Fucking people on the sideline wearing masks. Oh, it's just fucking embarrassing. I feel bad for this country. But things will get better because tonight's a big goddamn debate. It's going to be terrific. I'll just make a prediction now. Biden's going to make such an asshole of himself.

I mean, he could literally urinate down his own leg and and shit himself and it won't be as bad as what's gonna come out of his mouth tonight i mean every time he quotes a fucking number right it's gonna be 75 million people got the virus yesterday in denver he'll say oh i meant 75 that type of shit and and you know what it's not gonna matter these debates aren't gonna matter or this debate solo i don't know not gonna matter because the fix is in the left has already told the country that trump's trying to steal it this is how fucking oh my god power hungry they are they've already had it in people's minds that

if he wins he stole it and you fucking idiots out not my fans, you know who I'm talking about. You'll fucking buy it because you don't care. You just want to win. So kiss my sister's ass. Which one? I don't know. I get three of them. All right. Kiss my brother's ass. I don't want to be sexist. I have to give up my chest here. Have another cup of coffee. I've taken 11 dumps this morning. How is that healthy? Well, maybe it's because you had six Little Debbies while you were watching a hockey game last night. Have you ever had a fucking strawberry shortcake Little Debbie roll?

Holy shit. I snort them like coke. They are soft and filled with, anyways. What's going on in the project Veritas? Project Veritas in the noose again. They strike again. Part two of Ilhan Omar investigation. We talked about her yesterday, didn't we, Jace?

What did we say about the filthy whore yesterday? That she's a filthy whore? No, but what did we say about the filthy whore yesterday that she's a filthy whore no but what did we say seriously oh that uh some of her staffers are linked to a ballot harvesting scheme we talked about that yesterday wasn't something else she was doing wrong anyways part two project veritas followed up its ballot harvesting investigation today with a video in which a man apparently exchanges money for absentee ballots on behalf of Ilhan Omar's staffers. Nobody would say that Ilhan Omar isn't part of this, said Omar Jamal. I mean, I'm talking about Minneapolis. It sounds like I'm talking about Mogadishu. For the love of God, why would they pick the middle of the country? Anyways, Omar Jamal, a Somali community insider

and the chairman of the Somali Watchdog Group. He says, unless you're from a different planet, but if you live in this universe, I think everybody knows it. That's what he said about her being behind all this. A, she was a hooah. Oh, is that right? B, she was a hooah. Yes, she is. What is her purpose?

Came over here to take us down? Huh? Un-fuck. Again, I'll say it again. I don't believe she got elected. She was put there by somebody. But she's finished now. And if she's not, I will put a gun in my mouth i i gotta believe we'll show you footage in a second uh yeah so jamal said that ali isay

gainey ali isay gainey a senior ilhan omar staffer is at the center of the vote buying scheme. Monday's Project Veritas implicated Ilhan Omar staffer Ali Ghani and other Ilhan Omar operatives in conduct related to voter fraud, ballot harvesting, harvesting ballots from seniors and bribery. That is exchanging ballots for cash and paying precinct managers and election judges. Well, she learned to be an American quick, didn't she?

Do you ever read her statement about her mission in life? She said, I'm here to destroy things. Why am I picking up? Did you hear that, Jace? I just heard a black guy go, stag your money now. Stag your money. Are we being,

are the Somalis tapping us? Did you hear that? Unfucking real. Why am I hearing it? That was creepy. Sounded just like a Somali. Uh-oh. Anyways,

here's some video of, you know, Omar's talking about that and Omar's people doing dirty work. Veritas has received an explosive piece of tape. The tape you're about to see shows a man buying a registration form for an absentee ballot from a voter, giving him, quote, pocket money, unquote, of $200 and expecting to collect his ballot when the voter receives it. This is how you fill it out, voter registration form. Put your first name here, last name, address, telephone number. I'm translating.

ID number of the last four digits of social security number. After that, you will sign it. That's all. That's what you do when I give you the cash nice. Fucking make the Corleones look straight. Yes, tonight we will close the deal. Now take this money for your bucket change. You filthy foreigners. We hear from another ballot harvester who tells us how much money he receives for his illegal activities.

Activities he says he doesn't care are illegal. How much money do you think they spent? Estimate how much money they spent. Ilhan and this group, they spent a lot of money. Be more specific, cocksucker. I was giving money so I could vote. How much were you giving? 800 clams, 800 balloons, 800 smackers. Is your vote expensive? More than a two-eyed whore.

Ilhan Omar is the latest Project Veritas insider. He secretly recorded dozens of conversations in and around the Somali community in Minneapolis to expose a rampant voter fraud scheme. I think Ilhan Omar is one of the people who are behind all this mess. You must be a detective. And they have a lot of people that work for them that make sure that the task is get carried out, ballots collected, cash money, exchanging hands. It's an open secret that everybody knows it it but they don't talk about it will they do it again for the next election general election yeah november i'm a samanian yeah yes they will do it they do it always muhammad jihad

she's a malignant yes she is trump what do you think of. She's a malignant cunt. Yes, she is. Trump, what do you think of her? She's a malignant cunt. Really? Mike Pence, very religious guy. What do you think of her? She's a malignant cunt. Oh, my God. That's dirtiness. Mitch McConnell, what do you think of her?

She's a malignant cunt. That's right. She's selling ballots like she's at the ballgame. Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs here. I'll give you a hot dog, you fucking. You can't eat pork. Fucking.

I just want to step on her face with golf cleats for like 20 minutes and then piss on the fucking holes. Nick, that's why you're not on ABC News. I know, that, and I was a fucking very average student, but you know. She, Ilhan Omar, the one who came up with all this, pay for votes at one source, who added, she's the one. Somehow nobody knew, but yeah, this is something like new with Ilhan. Jamal Omar said cash for votes is an open secret in Minneapolis. The techniques that he, Ganey, uses to exchange money for vote,

that's not a secret, he says. It's open and everybody knows it. He said $200, $300 per ballot received. Can you fucking imagine? Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here. can you fucking imagine? Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here. Ha ha ha.

Dirty, dirty Muslim. Dirty, dirty Muslim. You know, it turns out all the racists in this country were right. I mean, the hardcore ones. Back in the 40s and shit, they were right. Archie Bunko was right. I'm right. You're all wrong. Wouldn't trust anybody.

Hmm. Diversity. Yay for diversity. right, you're all wrong. Wouldn't trust anybody. Diversity. Yay for diversity. She's attacking the very integrity of our fucking presidential elections. But, you know, the Times won't cover this, will they? Did they cover the New York Times? No, they're too busy covering Trump's tax story that they already did. Do you see what we're up against?

Do you see what Trump's up against? Huh? Thank God he's debating a retard tonight who's in the fucking final stages of Alzheimer's. I can't wait till he pulls the microphone out and tries to brush his hair with it. There's going to be 50 people. What did they say? 80 people total in the audience,

which is about what I'll have. Actually, the place holds 200. They can only allow. I'm going to have 50 people at each show as opposed to 280 at one show. This is one of my favorite gigs, by the way. But boy, you guys are going to see a rusty comic. So when I get done, I'm going to have fucking standing in fucking dirt up to my waist cobwebs. And by the end, I'll be stealing jokes from fucking Shecky Green, Gilbert Godfrey.

Anyways, I'm actually nervous about it. Let's get on with it. So the New York Times, I doubt they cover what I just told you about. God bless, by the way, James O'Keefe, maybe the greatest journalist ever to walk the earth. Guy has to put on a bulletproof vest when he goes for coffee. That's journalism. What do you guys have to say about it on the left when Trump says they're going to fucking, you know, harvest and do all that shit? You're calling him a dope and paranoid. It's already started. All of a sudden, the Dems believe in mailing ballots for this election.

That doesn't smell funny. Got to be sucking my ass, geez. The New York Times has obtained tax return data for President Trump and his companies that covers more than 20 years. We've already been through this. Among the key findings of the Times, in fact, the Haitian, Mr. Trump paid no federal income taxes in 11 of 18 years that the Times examined. In 2017, after he became president, his tax bill was only $750. And when he asked Trump about this, he said that. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up.

Good man. It's called being a good businessman. We already know this. He has reduced his tax bill with questionable measures. Keep in mind that people that are saying this are left-wing communists, literally. They know nothing about business. I think Obama proved that. They literally know nothing about capitalism, the very thing they hate.

So he reduces tax bill with questionable measures, including a 72.9 million tax refund. That is the subject of an audit by the Internal Revenue Service. What do you think? What do you want him to do with the money, huh? It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it? Yeah.

Ah, this is a great show. Many of his signature businesses, including his golf courses, report losing large amounts of money. Yeah, that's why he has them. Do you you understand that's why people get into realist i'll let the chinese guy tell you at the end of this robert soleaki whatever the fuck his name is is he the guy that was on the boat like infomercials you put you're too young jason i'll be laying there three in the morning and this chinese guy would show up like four hot broads and a bikini in the back of a yacht. Is that him? I hope it's him.

So he loses his money, you know, from his golf courses, reporting losing large amounts of money, losses that have helped him to lower his taxes. Yeah, that's called being a businessman. That's why there's loopholes. Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone

in your head. The financial pressure on him is increasing as hundreds of millions of dollars in loans he personally guaranteed are, oh no, they're coming due soon. He must be shitting his pants, huh? Stop getting cocky. Even while declaring losses, he has managed to enjoy a lavish lifestyle by taking tax deductions on what most people would consider personal expenses. They don't get it, including residents, aircraft, and $70,000 in hairstyling. Well, that one's hard to believe. Looks like he spent about 40 bucks in the last 80 years. $70,000 on that? Maybe he's not that good a businessman. He did that for television. But he thinks he looks good. I guess that's all that's important hey everybody we're

all gonna get laid ivanka trump while working as an employee of the trump organization appears to have received consulting fees this is how the world works that's also helped reduce the family's tax bill so the daughter you get the family involved who's your fucking boss huh who's your fucking boss you daddy spank me as president he has received more money from foreign sources and u.s interest groups than previously known the records do not reveal any previously unreported connections to russia oh excuse me let me read that again the records do not reveal any previously unreported connections to Russia. You mean the biggest story in political history that you, the New York Times, pushed?

So why should we believe any of this, you fucking lib cum guzzlers? Jesus Christ. No connection to Russia, huh? What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? Yeah. Fucking cheese eaters. Cocaina. Let me tell you something. Fuck Schumer and

fuck the Nadler brothers. What the fuck they ever do for us? Never tell anybody outside the Jew family what you're thinking again. Boy, I love this, but it does not kill the urge to smoke. You know, it's like eating Hot Pockets to kill you at the urge from eating pizza or some shit. I don't know.

There's a better analogy out there. Let me have some more diarrhea. Hold on. Wish I could quit this, too. So more. You know who else weighed in on Trump and his dirty doings, supposedly, with his taxes? You know who else weighed in? And God, thank God we heard from pathological rat Michael Cohen.

He talks about Trump's taxes. Trump's disgraced former attorney, Michael Cohen, seen here having lunch. In New York. E eats in his favorite, claimed last night that the president once brandished a $10 million tax refund check and yelled, can you believe how fucking stupid the IRS is? I'm supposed to dislike him for that, Cohen? Get this through your head get this through your head you jew motherfucker you cohen who is still serving the last two years of a prison sentence the person we go to who's pushing a book who was fucking arrested for lying to congress

that guy who the new york Times is going to. He's finishing up a two-year prison sentence from home for lying to Congress. Of course he is. Fucking rat anyways. His whole family's all rats. Who would have loved to be a rat? He did. He retweeted an excerpt from his book

called I'm a Lying Scumbag, I'll Do Anything for Money, and whatever. I'm trying not to be anti-Semitic because I do love Israel and the Jews. But this guy, he held the check up for me. This is a quote from his book. He held the check up for me, meaning Trump to see. Flabbergasted, but also delighted, Cohen wrote.

Can you believe how fucking stupid the IRS is? Trump asked, who would give me a refund for $10 fucking million? They are so, so stupid. They're so stupid. They're so stupid. So fucking stupid. Oh, boy. The government is going to go fucking hog wild over that one.

Again, it came from Colin. It has to be true. Is there anybody with less credibility than this fucking Mama Luke? Honest to God. He looks like a sad German shepherd. Responding to the report Sunday evening, Trump told reporters, it's totally fake news, made up, totally fake. He got really furious.

I'm going to kill you, you lying cocksucker. That was in the kitchen at the oval at the white house then he said this which i couldn't believe this wow he was talking about co-insist do you believe that though do you fucking believe we there's nothing new there i'm gonna let this chinese guy explain to you why it's just good business and how it's designed i don't even show you the beginning of the clip when he goes this country hates taxes it was founded on the hatred of taxes 1773 he said remember the t they They threw the tea. That was a rebellion against taxes. Not 1776, three years before the actual. I had to Google that to make sure the Chinese guy wasn't lying to me.

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Hmm. What? What? More news on Trump's taxes? Hmm. What? What? More news on Trump's taxes? The only reason this is news, folks, is because it's it's the final push for the communists and they are laying it on heavy. And like I said, I don't think it matters. They got big tech on this side. They get the mainstream media, which, you know, includes the New York Times. Everybody just hating a rich white guy who actually got more shit done. An outsider. They want him out at all costs.

But they don't know anything. They really don't know anything about money. Obama didn't know shit about money. Here's an explanation from a good friend of mine. He's going to explain why the president pays almost zero in taxes. This guy's Robert Kayo Saki. And he fucking, I got to get his book.

I'm business wise. I'm retarded too. Luckily, I married somebody who's smarter than this guy almost. Anyways, here he is explaining why Trump hasn't really done anything wrong. Hit it. So for all you commie

pinkles out there, what I love, this guy's a zillionaire. He sold 40 million books, and look at the fucking wig he chose. Guy's what? 69, 70? He's got hair black I love this guy's a zillion. He sold 40 million books and look at the fucking wig. He chose guys. What? 69,

70. He's got hair blacker than fucking Lily Munster in the fifties. Please welcome Elton John. Someone say my wife tonight. You almost had your hooks in me, did you, dear? You almost had me loped and tied. All about sweet freedom was in my end.

Butterflies, butterflies are free to fry. Fry away, fry high. Ooh. Okay, let him explain to you. Taxes. Let me just say this much.

I have control over my taxes. There's a big difference. And the reason I don't pay taxes is because I invest. What he said is I have control over my taxes as opposed to just paying taxes. If you know how to use the tax laws, and they were built for this reason, it's having control. People who know how to do it, like my brother and business people.

Go ahead. Best in programs the government wants me to invest in. So it's not like I'm just sucking the money this way. You know, I get tax breaks from having employees. What he's saying is it's designed this way. When he invests in government stuff like low income housing and things like that, that's because the government needs that money, right? And he gets a fucking break for doing good.

Stupid New York Times and lefties. He's a smart dude. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I love how he's saying pink okamis and he looks like Mao. Go ahead. I get tax breaks for providing low-income housing. I get tax breaks for what's called

R&D. Research and development. We're spending a lot of money at Rich Dad for new projects and all that. Rich Dad is his company. Well, those are all tax breaks. But they're tax breaks for the capitalists to make more money. And that's really the tax law. Get it?

New York Times? The government wants the money from the rich people, right? So the rich people go, okay, we'll invest in some of your shit. And the government says, we'll give you a break on that. Get it? So when you hear the rich aren't paying their fair share, they're doing good and get a break for it. And I'm so tired of hearing that.

By the way, what is it? The top 1% provides what? Fucking, what is it? Almost 60% of the taxes paid in this country, something like that. It's the same old horseshit. I've said this before

I even heard this guy. I go, what do they know the left about? They never ran a business. Libs aren't into fucking business, unless you call playing the drums on the subway at three in the morning. Business.

They don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, but he won't show them. He doesn't have to. He doesn't have to. I'd like to know how you got, oh, you didn't really get anything new in the New York Times. That's their idea of a big scoop, I guess. in Russia. I'm going to take this cord and hang my fucking, keeps getting hooked around the arm. What do I need, a fucking little

rascal? Let me try that. Stupid. Here's something else the New York Times is lying about. Why would you believe anything that they said? The New York Times, again, the paper of record. Yeah, that's right.

In NPR. Right. Which is a very liberal national public radio. Right. Very liberal. They both covered the same story on Sunday when a liberal activist was caught on video plowing a car through a group of Trump supporters. But the liberal newspaper, which is full of shit, omitted a key detail and the NPR and other outlets managed to divulge. So in other words, here's the clip we showed you, uh, yesterday and, and the, and the times coveted and, uh, NPR, which is very late in the daily news in New York, which is a left-wing rag. They even were more honest in the hospital. That's the fucking video, right? Obviously, you could see Trump supporters. Tatiana Turner.

That's the one driving the car. She's a You're not that black. Actually, I'm darker than you are, but you are black and you're a lesbian and you're angry because you don't fit into mainstream. And that's all there is to it. That could be Tatiana Turner. Or that could be frigging a whiteout for the Buccaneers. I can't tell.

She was charged with attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon after she allegedly tried to plow through a group of pro fucking Trump supporter demonstrators. A prolonged confrontation between Black Lives Matter and pro Trump demonstrators outside L.A. turned violent Saturday as someone drove a car through the pro-Trump group. The driver has been charged with attempted murder. Why are they telling us again with a deadly weapon? Why the fuck is that in there again? You know who wrote that? NPR. That's why it is.

Matthew Schwartz. That's from NPR. As liberal as it gets. And even they identified that they were pro-Trumpers who got run over. Police say the drive and Saturday's incident

was a member of the so-called Caravan for Justice. Anytime you see Ford Justice, it's just the opposite, which organized the Black Lives Matter, I Hate America, Marxist cocksuck and protest.

Over at the Grey Lady, that's the color of the New York Times snatch. Over at the Grey Lady, what's it tell you? The Grey Lady. They're behind the Times. The same story had remarkably different framing.

A woman was, this is how they wrote it. A woman was charged with attempted how they wrote it. A woman was charged with attempted murder after the car she was driving struck two people. Two people. See how general? Two people.

The car she was driving. Not her. Not her. The car, she couldn't control it. It was one of those self-driving, you know how they parallel park by themselves? The car, she couldn't control it. It was one of those self-driving, you know how they parallel park by themselves? The car she was driving struck two people

during a demonstration for racial justice in California that clashed with counter protests on Saturday. The authority said, Times reporter Marie, that's her name, Marie. Fazio, an Italian. You can clean that up, right? Please make a note. Marie Fazio wrote without ever mentioning that Turner targeted the Trump supporters.

This is what they do at the New York Times. After mentioning the victim did not suffer life-threatening injuries, the Times reported that it was unclear to them, but nobody else, whether they were part of the Caravan for Justice group or the counter-protest group, because both groups had converged at the same time. That doesn't make sense. Oh, my God. Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again. But NPR's report featured video that showed the victims were clearly Trump supporters,

as many were waving flags and wearing Trump merchandise. Even the New York Daily News, they got it right. A real shit story. And the New York Times were just fucking lying about it. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit look at that thing you notice how the left's made up of people that are just angry at god even though they don't believe in god look at that looks like a welder getting off work i'd like to kick her right in her big

fucking cock. Speak on a giant cocks on women. Did you see what the ugly feminists like as any other kind? Is there anything ugly than a feminist? It's so funny. They're so pro choice yet nobody wants to fuck them.

Nobody. So anyways, the ugly bearded mustachio feminist attacked my girl, Amy Coney Barrett. She's just a little too nice for them. Imagine attacking somebody who's a mother of seven, two of them adopted, one of them with special needs, a biological kid with down syndrome and they're attacking her well she's got an iq through the roof the left you're evil you suck dick die here's some commentary you don't hear on tucker carlson the national organization for women that's the now organization here's a picture of a few of them that run it. There you go. There's Charlene

and there's Melissa and there is Karen. Why are you? Whoa. And there's Prince when he was 16. Oh my God. What in Christ? Those are real people in the National Organization of Women, which is connected to a PAC. That's a political action committee that endorsed the Biden-Harris ticket, said Barrett will turn back the clock on equality. That's all they've been saying for 40 years. My vagina's angry. It should be. Look at you. It is.

Look at you. It's pissed off. It's probably starving for cock. Look at those lips. Jesus H. The president of Planned Parenthood Action Fund, the political arm of the organization, said nominating Barrett constituted a particular insult to the legacy of just Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Oh, is that how you feel? Nobody really gives a fucking shit. nobody really gives a fucking shit oh boy you barrett's history of hostility toward reproductive health you see how they word it anybody who disagrees with them it's a hostile act they

always just say and they always use the word attack in every article she's attacking this they're hostile to that no they disagree with disagree with you politically, you fucking whores. And by the way, Roe versus Wade should have never been part of the Constitution. Everybody knows that, but you ugly broads who will never get pregnant unless you go to a sperm bank and buy a quart

and get a crazy straw and have your fucking thick-ankled girlfriend blow it up there. Is that how it works that's what i read uh so she has a history of hostility towards reproductive health and rights uh expanded health care access and and more demonstrate that she will put justice ginberg's long uh record of ensuring that everyone receives equal justice under the law at risk. You people, you fucking people have no idea how to run a country.

Planned Parenthood president Alexis McGill Johnson seen here. Emily's List. Who the fuck's Emily? A PAC that supports Democratic women running for office on pro-choice platform. It's nice to see you guys look at all the issues when somebody's running for something. Obsessed with your clam. And

Noral, another pro-choice group, also warned that Barrett is a clear and present threat to reproductive freedom and the promise of Roe versus Wade. That's according to Narelle. Oh, please, Narelle. Stop it.

Stop getting cocky. So it's 6-3, by the way. Conservatives to fucking idiots. And you know what? That's for life. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Unless the douchebag Democrats win, then they're going to pack the court. You know, they pack everything, including ass cheese.

I'm just tired of them. President Trump and his Republican allies have made clear that they want the Supreme Court to overturn Roe versus Wade. This is according to the feminists. And strike down the Affordable Care Act. Yeah, and replace it with something better. And many crucial civil rights. That's what people from Noral said. So tight in here.

You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! Why don't we hear from people that know her? Oh, I guess we will. Meanwhile, six women who studied under Barrett at Notre Dame Law School, she graduated first in fucking law school hear from people that know her oh i guess we will meanwhile six women who studied under barrett at notre dame law school pray she graduated first in a fucking law school and how do you do that and you get seven kids and shit seriously she's like superwoman let's make a fucking superhero movie about that would sure that'll happen in hollywood graduated first note the name law school pray these these women uh

apprenticed with her praise a professor and usa today op-ed published on sunday they said we all all have had the privilege of being judge barrett students they wrote while we hold a variety of views regarding how best to interpret statutes so they're not completely in agreement with her and the constitution we all agree on this this nation could not ask for a more qualified candidate than the professor we have come to know and even rebier they said i love you for helping me to construct of my life not a tavern this is This is them talking to her. This is them talking to her. I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without a sign. You're a ridiculous.

You have done it by just The beautiful smile. being yourself. Nineteen kids. Half of them are done. Perhaps after all, that is what love means. And that is why I love you.

Well put, Liberace. I'll tell you, Lee, he's something else. He's wild, ain't he? So, uh, it's the same old story. They're so worried about Roe vs. Wade. It would be nice if that could fucking strike down, just to piss him off.

I don't care. I don't have a dog in the fight. Personally, I hate kids. And when I'm playing so't care. I don't have a dog in the fight. Personally, I hate kids. I'm playing so many times, I don't give a rat's ass. But I will defend them when they're trying to chase them around playing parenthood table with a fucking hacksaw. Somebody has to speak out. They have no mouths at that point, do they?

I don't know how it works I never had a baby Ladies and gentlemen We're giving you two shows today I hope you appreciate it I'm not excited about this week Working seven days a week Flying to Boston Renting a car

I've done all this Can't somebody buy me a helicopter out there You know how that'll end Stevie Ray Vaughan style I've done all this. Can't somebody buy me a helicopter out there? You know how that'll end, Stevie Ray Vaughan style. Be hitting some power lines in Lewiston, ending up in a cow field on fire. Tonight, I'll be back on live at 10.45 p.m. East Coast time, 7.45 West Coast, following the presidential debate.

I'll be doing analysis you won't hear anywhere else. And my guest will be one of my favorite people on the planet. He's funny. He's smart. He's a little crazy. Anthony Cumia. Make sure you tune in. And if you're on YouTube now, hit the notification bell so you'll get notified when the show begins. I should do that.

I'll probably be sleeping on the couch, getting up and go to work again. What am I doing here? I didn't get into showbiz to fucking work. I get important shit to do. Learn how to play cat scratch fever. I want to thank all of you who chat live during the show premiere at five o'clock. We really appreciate those of you who submit super chats

like this one yesterday from Joseph Inda. Nick, I hope you're getting some good practice in with the AR-15. I sure am. My neighbors aren't happy about it. They have two windows left in their house. But you know what's great? It's also Halloween now. Pumpkins are everywhere. So, oh man, I got that red dot scope. There ain't going to be a pumpkin stand when I get down with them. I also want to share this photo that I got from Jennifer McClure, who says she's coming out to my show in Huntsville, Alabama in two weeks. Oh, I thought, oh, do I see an AR right there?

Look at the guns shooting. Jesus Christ, should I be happy about her coming out? How do I know? She might not be a Democrat. Why? Because she has guns and shit. Look at her shooting magazine. Oh, my God. She probably has, like, a couple old boyfriends' heads in the freezer.

Why does she have mosquito netting? Is this from Nigeria? What the fuck? I don't know. It kind of turns me on. It's like we're in somebody's house. Anyways, I can't wait to see you, Jennifer, out there. Again, if you vote like I do, let's hope so.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. In Huntsville, Alabama. That's two weeks. So she says this is her work from HomeSpace. It also looks a lot like Jeffrey Dahmer's work from home space. I'm also back on the road this weekend. We are almost sold out for Friday and Saturday at Jonathan's in Agunquit, Maine. There are about 20 tickets left.

So grab those today. And I really do need them. I'm working. I mean, it breaks down to 11 cents an hour the fuck do little Chinese kids make more than that putting LeBron James shoes together here are the rest of my upcoming tour dates

October 10th stand up live where I'll meet my girl Huntsville Alabama what's the name of the club did I just say it I did October 11th Zany's Comedy Club in Nashville, Tennessee. And November 19th, the Improv Raleigh, North Carolina. Might be doing one in St. Louis. I don't know yet. November 6th and 7th, the St. Louis Comedy Club. I think that's the name of it.

I remember fucking liking the club. It was a no-nonsense, just meat and potatoes, perfectly square room, great sound, great lighting. And so let me kick that around. What do we got here? One-time contributions. Steve Edwards. This is since last night. Texas. John Blaze, Illinois. Hank Gizmo Lester, arab emirates paul sagnella as usual connecticut happy birthday brenda washington charles hurd kentucky kurt arnold ohio nurse nicky is there a picture of that one oh yeah yeah nurse nicky alaska anthony anderson florida sal manila get Henderson, Florida, Sal Manila. Get it? Sal Manila, California. Arie Langer, Delaware. Go FUG. Go FUG yourself.

North Carolina. Mark Ormans, Illinois. Tim Bowling, Nevada. Michael Wood, Oklahoma, who got upset. Yvonne Amanda Suckmeoff, Texas. Justin Pegg, Pennsylvania And we had somebody sign up At Patreon

Necromonious Necromonious Is that right? That's right Thank you guys so much, seriously If you notice my YouTube number 157,000 Hasn't budged in about, oh I don't know 12 days now

When it usually moves 1,000 hasn't budged in about, oh, I don't know, 12 days now. When it usually moves 1,000 every three or four days. I mean, I want to play dirty too. I really do. I just, I'm tired of it. I'm tired of these crooked motherfuckers. I told you a story about Shep Smith, right? He's back on the news and shit.

Remember I told you that story where I, I've told it many times on this show, where I sat down on a live streaming show, The Situation Room, about, I don't know, eight, 10 years ago on Fox, and Shepard Smith and Judge Napolitano was hosting it. And they both came after me. They double-teamed me, so to speak. And I don't know why.

I forget why. And then Napolitano, Judge Napolitano, who I've met since the incident, he said that day that he didn't want me on the panel if he was hosting a show. I'm in the Fox building about a week, and the guy who got me in had to do everything to keep me in. Unbelievable. Anyways, why am I talking about the judge? Why am I talking about the judge? Well, he's a little bit of a wild man, apparently. What do you mean, Nick? Well, I heard stuff. Again, a legend.

He's a very smart man. He's got a hedgehog hairline. Naughty Napolitano, he's being sued for sexual abuse again. Again? Again? A second man is accused of Fox News personality and former judge Andrew. Please give me a call. Napolitano of sexual abuse, claiming the judge forced him to engage in strange BDSM sex games over the course of a number of years. I'm not buying this because if it was over a number of years, that meant you kept going back and you consented to it, you liar. Even though Napolitano, I'm no favorite. I mean,

it's funny. I don't dislike him. He was a dick to me, but he was nice to me. I went to a Hannity show taping later and he did grab my, there was a guy there, a bodybuilder working the camera, this black dude. I mean, with the biggest fucking arms. I saw him grab the guy's arm on the way into the studio. That might mean nothing, but he fucking grabbed it. Napolitano, who faces another sexual abuse lawsuit filed earlier this month, categorically denied

the new allegations, calling it a smear campaign. The alleged victim, James Kruszelnik, just fucking Jamie K, claims in the suit filed in New Jersey State Court that he met Napolitano while working as

a waiter. Oh, the gay guys love waiters. Handsome little waiter comes over. Can I get some more soap? It's your fifth one. I want to see your ass as you walk away. While working as a waiter at Mohawk House Restaurant in sparta new jersey 2014 this is six years ago during one of his visits to palatano allegedly followed kruselnik into the bathroom at the restaurant and groped him

the colts in session the colts in session grab that Colts in session. The Colts in session. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Grab that ass. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. Kruzelnik rebuffed him, but continued to pee. No, to speak with Napolitano and served as his waiter because, listen to this, he believed he was a brilliant man. The suit states, that's fucking. Yeah, that's why you continue to serve him a lot of waiters are into the constitution in september 2015 he agreed to meet napolitano at his house where the former judge allegedly coerced him into bdsm sex as Kruzelnik was sitting in Apollo Napolitano's living room.

The judge walked over to him with his pants down and said, I've reached a verdict. No, and said, I'm really, this is a quote from the judge. According to this guy, I am really into certain things. I suck cock and I love it yummy yummy yummy and then he sat on the guy's lap with his pants down and he said this to the guy according to this guy i want you to start slapping me really hard napal napaliton allegedly told krol's nick demanding that he was that he just fucking do it is he working for nike that he was, that he just fucking do it. Is he working for Nike? He said to the guy,

just fucking do it. The guy was kind of skeptical, he said, but. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Oh! Yeah!

Oh! Ah! Yeah! Oh! Yeah! The judge also allegedly agreed to help Kruzlik's brother with legal troubles if he continued to grant him sexual favors. During this time, the judge allegedly came to the Mohawk house with a young man he identified as an intern from Fox News.

I wonder what guy that was. Gutfeld. No. He was way beyond an intern. Guzelnik, the intern, and Napolitano went back to his house where he was offered a drink, according to the complaint. Oh, he's using Bill Cosby tactics. Just take a sip of this juice.

He woke up hours later in Napolitano's bed with blurred memories of engaging in a sexual threesome with Napolitano and the Fox News intern. Can you imagine waking up and seeing that? During a final alleged encounter, Can you imagine waking up and seeing that? Oh, good.

During a final alleged encounter, Napolitano attempted to rape and force a krizzleneck to perform oral sex on him while the two were at his farm in 2017. His farm? Whose farm? The judge has a farm? You're raping me! This is rape! This is rape! This is rape! Kruzelnik is seeking at least $15 million in damages

at a jury trial according to this suit. A lawyer for Napolitano said Monday's suit is nothing more than a dirty cocksucker lying about my client. No, more than a pile-on attempt to smear for Napolitano said Monday's suit is nothing more than a dirty cocksucker lying about my client. No, more than a pile on attempt to smear Judge Napolitano for their own financial gain. I don't know what to make of it. Look, I know the judge, he's got a wild side to him. But personally, and again, I'm no fan of this guy. He treated me like garbage. Kind of made up a little bit, but sounds a little wild to me.

And you know, these gay guys will say anything for money, you know? Because they're going to spend it at a Kia with their life partners and buy all kinds of shit. Nick, you're generalizing. I know, it's fun. It makes people mad. We have a Patreon question.

Patreon question. Let's have that, motherfucker. Dan from Cork, New Hampshire. My wife and I are the only Trump supporters in our family. Then get a new fucking family. What do you have, incest in there? And they've now begun to distance themselves from us. Typical, isn't it, huh?

So in other words, politics to them is thicker than family blood. When we try to clarify our stances specifically, we're requested to not bring up politics. What could we do to fix this? Have the rest of your family whacked. Do us all a favor, those closed-minded fucks. Seriously, don't talk to them

about anything. They don't want to talk politics. When they call you and they say, I don't know, they request a favor. Can you watch our kids Saturday? Go fuck your mother. That's how

I handle it. Be as close minded as them. Nick, you'll be just like them. I don't give a shit. They tell you not to bring up politics. That is how arrogant they are. Dan, what could we do to fix this? Cut their brake lines.

That'll change their views. Boy, that pisses me off. So in other words, they're putting politics ahead of blood, which is typical. That's what the left, they have nothing else in their lives. You don't need them. Let's move on to a country not far from New Hampshire. Canadian woman, I say woman in quotes, arrested for sending Trump.

It's ricin. Did I spell that or did you? We got rising in there. Sent them a picture on the rising. He sent this broad sent to ric and in the mail to the president, a U.S. federal judge on Monday declared a Canadian woman arrested on suspicion of mailing Rice and field letters to the president. Donald Trump, a continuing danger. The judge said, God damn right. She's a continuing danger. Hey, she was a whore. B, she was a whore.

Look at that. What have I said to you about the crazy far left anti-Trumpers? That's a woman, if you say so. Looks like every machinist that my uncle used to hire for his tool and die, that could be an offensive coordinator for the Eagles. You see why she's unhappy, folks? Huh? Do you really think it has to do with politics? Hmm? So anyways, the judge said she's a continuing danger to Trump and ordered her detained and transferred to Washington, D.C.,

where she was indicted. H. Kenneth Schrader, Jr., a magistrate judge in Buffalo, New York, said that Pascal Cecil, hey, Pascal Cecil Veronique Ferrier, Jesus, have some more names, 53 years old, a resident of Canada's Quebec province and former goalie for the Canadian, was a flight risk and had showed an indication to harm Trump and others if released. Finally, a judge with some fucking brains. Schrader said he had considered the government's evidence that Farrier had, listen to this, nearly 300 rounds of ammunition on her when she was arrested

trying to enter the U.S. earlier this month, as well as traces of ricin found at her home in Quebec. Oh, my God. That's a lot. It's a lot of ricin. Anyways, that was intercepted in the mail September 18th at the White House mail sorting facility in Washington, where U.S. Postal Service personnel flagged it as suspicious and contacted the FBI. This woman was later drafted by the Denver Broncos. They needed an outside pass rush.

Ferrier was arrested on September 20th on the Canada-U.S. border between Buffalo and Fort Erie, Ontario, and a grand jury in Washington returned an indictment last Thursday. She's in a deep doo-doo. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. She's gone. He's gone, and there's nothing we can do about it He's gone Poor thing never had a chance

Sometimes I feel bad Final story I don't even know where we are No it's not Well It's almost an hour of the show Okay Imagine that folks I was going to do an hour of the show, huh? Okay. Imagine that, folks.

I was going to do an abbreviated short show because we're doing another one tonight. And let's be honest. We're being ambitious about how it's going to work. We're trying to do it live and shit. So relax your panties. Finally tonight, speaking of good tackles, which that was a nice one, by the way. That guy had great form. NFL's first COVID-19 outbreak is here, they say.

Eight members of the Titans test positive, they say. I forgot I had the goddamn. Eight. A couple of them are staffers, though. So they just played somebody. That means that team has it. Is that how it works? The Titans halted in-person workouts Tuesday after multiple tests inside the organization

came back positive for COVID-19, which is a bunch of fucking vomit. The Vikings, whom the Titans defeated Sunday, also suspended team activities. I can't believe what I'm hearing. Do you understand? Half these guys survived gunshots in the offseason. Fucking drug busts. Domestic violence. You really think you can hurt a 23-year-old guy who's, you know, 98% muscle?

Healthy as a horse with a bug that only kills really old people. healthy as a horse with a bug that only kills really old people. According to the NFL, three players in five other personnel all had tests come back positive. Didn't a baseball team have 17 come back and then they ended up all being reversed? False. I'm not buying it. The Vikings have not reported any positive tests yet.

You know why? It doesn't exist. And if it does, it's like having a cold. Jesus H. Christ, Eloise. It would be fun if the guys did play with COVID, though. You know what I mean? We could see the actual effects of COVID,

like this. You can't even wear it out. Oh, what the? First of all, it was the exact same color as the exorcist puke. What, did he have a broccoli smoothie? I should have showed the whole clip. That guy got drilled in the stomach

after he made a catch. Guy came in helmet first, and he coughed up a smoothie. Well, there's $4 in a Turlet. Look. Your mother sucks hell. How did I not hit that button? Your mother sucks cocks in hell. Falcons cornerback A.J. Terrell tested positive at the end of last week,

but no other members of the organization did, and they played their home game against the bears on sunday so uh i guess there's hope both clubs are working closely with the nfl nflpa including our infectious disease experts to evaluate uh evaluate close contacts uh perform additional testing and monitor developments because it's a crisis. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? It is the silliest thing I've ever seen. Coaches with masks on, players standing right next to them without a mask. It is the biggest hoax. I'll say it again. Do you know, they're putting out more numbers now. And this is the CDC.

So you can't say this is Fox News lying or Trump lying. The CDC, if you want to believe their shit. They say from ages 1 to 70, you have a 0.016 chance of getting it. Do you understand that? One-sixth chance of getting it. Do you understand that? And from like age 50 to 70, it's like 98 point whatever,

your chances of not getting it. Believe in science. That's what the Dems say. Follow the science. We are. And you're full of shit. You just don't want people going to the polls and voting in person. And the goddamn media is in lockstep with you promoting this nonsense. It's all a bunch of

shit. Leave me alone. I'm moving. That is it, folks. We appreciate you tuning in. Don't forget Cameo.com. If you'd like me to send a video, I'll make it right over my phone, roasting one of your enemies at work or you're busting balls of your best friend. People are using these for birthday gifts and anniversary gifts and shit. And it's a real good stocking stopper. That is it. You guys think and I will say it. You're very welcome.

Don't forget to come back later tonight. 1045, is it? 1045 Eastern Standard Time. After the debate, we will do some analyzing that you won't get anywhere else. And Anthony Comia will zoom in with us, I believe.

It's going to be terrific. I will see you then. Have a good day. guitar solo guitar solo I'm out.