The Nick DiPaolo Show - Owen Benjamin | Nick Di Paolo Show #1640

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Kamala's Fox News appearance and interview Owen Benjamin! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes o...f Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! SEE NICK LIVE: 11/9/24 – Bridge View Center Theater – Ottumwa, IA TIX:  https://www.nickdip.com/tour    For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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Starting point is 00:01:13 Got a great show lined up for you today. Later on in the show, Owen Benjamin has a new special out, it must be nice. He's a very, again, I don't think he likes the term controversial, but you are what you fucking are. It's not, when I hear that I'm interested. Sam Kinnison was controversial. Richard Pryor was controversial. Bill Hicks was controversial. Fucking, you know who, Phyllis Diller. Ruth Buzzi, all the great ones. Diane Carroll. She wasn't even a comedian. Nice black lady who had a show. But we'll have on and on in a few minutes. Great interview, as you would expect. But first, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you saw the the Brett Baer versus Kamala
Starting point is 00:02:06 Harris interview which boy did she not do herself any favors by wandering into the lion's den which is this we don't even have a right wing outlet to be honest with you I know I know these people and I like I still like Fox people can badmouth at all they want to me they make more concerted effort but people would say you're fucking nuts and oh really have you watched MSNBC or whatever the fuck but so she we almost she's done nothing as far as she did Howard Stern, she did Who's Your Daddy or some fucking podcast like that.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Literally. I'm not making this shit up. They've been hiding her in plain sight. At least Biden, they had the fucking, they were honest. They go, we're putting Grampy in the basement. This brought, so this is the first time she's going to face anybody since she became leader after the coup. It's the first time she's going to face a legitimate journalist who's going to ask her
Starting point is 00:03:10 a tough question maybe some follow-up questions but she shows who she really is and how entitled that she is. It's so obvious that she lives in a cocoon with other people that think like I think this was disastrous for her and I'm not just saying that because I hope it was so what's is about two three minutes under two okay I'm gonna show you this it's not so much what she says which is always horse shit we always know that's gonna be bullshit she she pivots to Donald Trump well you won't get a feel for her because we're not showing you the whole thing. But somebody put a mashup together. How many times he asked the question she
Starting point is 00:03:51 pivoted to but Donald Trump, it was I'm not sure. It's 30 something times. It's so fucking embarrassing. And she showed up late, by the way. Was it 15? Even black guys make it 10 sometimes. Oh, wait, she is black. What am I saying? 15 minutes. Was it 15? Even black guys make it 10 sometimes. Oh, wait, she is black. What am I saying?
Starting point is 00:04:08 15 minutes. The Indian. It would have been 30, but she's got some Indian. Anyhow, it's not so much her answers, because like I said, that's all bullshit, and we know that. But her nose gets bent out of shape so fucking quickly because again she's only done a few interviews and the people who just fucking you know agree with her a thousand percent she had david muir uh during the debate helping her and and all that
Starting point is 00:04:38 other shit so so finally sits down in enemy territory and And I like Brett Baer, because he kind of kept the hammer to the, anyways, check out her, I can't say that, because we're at the beginning of the show, her, just her fucking snobby, asshole, arrogant, liberal attitude. Go with it. The first bill, practically within hours of taking the oath,
Starting point is 00:05:03 was a bill to fix our immigration system. Yes ma ma'am. It was called the US citizen citizenship act of 2021 I finished may I finish responding? But you have to let me finish you had the White House and the House and the Senate And they didn't bring up responding to the point you're raising and I'd like to finish first of all Finish And they didn't bring up Reddell. I'm in the middle of responding to the point you're raising. Okay. And I'd like to finish. Yes ma'am. Ugh! First of all, turning the page. Suck pause!
Starting point is 00:05:28 Finish? Is she still having a period at age 62? What a... I mean like... That tells you everything about her. First of all, that she believes because she's a woman. Somehow he's stepping all over her. That's in her DNA. Don't forget, she's a fucking Marxist that that's in her DNA don't forget
Starting point is 00:05:46 she's a fucking Marxist that's not it hyperbole she's a fucking Marx we actually talked about it with Owen by the way and and where that comes from and she I am talking yeah you know what it's my? It's my show. It's my show. I'm doing the questioning. And all defensive. That's like the first, I think that was two minutes into it. And let's play some more.
Starting point is 00:06:15 From the last decade in which we have been burdened with the kind of rhetoric coming from Donald Trump that has been designed and implemented to divide our country. Pause. This is the one that makes me nuts. It's Trump's language and dialogue that's meant to divide the country. I want you to let that sink in. It's Trump's language to divide. Even though they've labeled him Hitler for eight fucking years, threat to democracy, tried to arrest him on false charges, he's been shot in the face. Joe Biden said the problem with his country is white nationalists and homegrown terrorists, which he meant white people. Catholics were persecuted during COVID.
Starting point is 00:07:05 You couldn't go to church, but it's Trump who's dividing. Just let that fucking sink in. She doesn't even believe it that flared nostril look at. Have Americans literally point fingers at each other. Rhetoric and an approach to leadership that suggests that the strength of a leader is based on who you beat down instead of what we all know. Here it comes what what what me and Owen talked about. Beat down, bullying, we're the victims, beat down your enemy.
Starting point is 00:07:35 No, it's called competition. You're a Marxist, it goes against, you were raised by Marxists, you're devils by, it goes against everything that you've been taught. That everybody's supposed to, every soccer game ends in a tie, everybody gets a try, it goes against everything you fucking hate. Trump is as American as apple fucking pie, and they keep going, she has a problem with male voters, no she has a problem with males, like most people who, girls who vote Democrat, go ahead. No, the strength of leadership is based on who you lift up. The strength of an American president which is one who understands that
Starting point is 00:08:10 the vast majority of us have more in common than what separates us. That is turning the page on rhetoric that people are frankly exhausted of Brett. More than 70% of people tell. I'm sorry and with all due respect. That clip was not what he has been saying about the enemy within that he has repeated. Pause. The enemy within. You mean the deep state? The one that said he was a Russian agent and three year investigation that divided us by the way. found zero evidence of that two impeachments are you fucking high you know what enough I can't even what watch it folks she ended up her people he goes we're getting a hard out I don't think it was from the Fox people they wanted her they always do that politicians well we'll give you you know look over here.
Starting point is 00:09:05 If you're getting smoked and she got smoked. And I'll say, anyways. Uh... HEHEHEHE OOOOH My vagina's angry. I'm talking about mine. It is.
Starting point is 00:09:16 It's pissed off. It's pissed off. It's smoking a cigar. Alright. anyways. Ohio eligibility restrictions apply see terms at draft kings.com sports book subject to regulatory licensing requirements one per customer $200 issued It's a $25 free vets. No purchase necessary for sweepstakes void or prohibited ends first day draft Kings is allowed to operate in Ohio See terms at DK ng.co slash OH my guest today a very funny comedian's got a new special out called must be nice Actually came out a few days ago actually People call him a controversial figure as he I don't know, I've
Starting point is 00:10:07 heard him and I anybody who believes in free speech, like an absolutist seems to be labeled a psycho. You know, so I don't agree with the assessment. But it's the it's the very funny. Oh, and Benjamin Owen, how are you? Dude, thanks for having me, Nick. It's a it's a pleasure. Yeah Benjamin. Owen, how are you? Dude, thanks for having me, Nick.
Starting point is 00:10:25 It's a pleasure. Yeah, that can be controversial, but I end up pissing off everybody, you know? So it is what it is. Well, you know, I mean, you do speak your mind. Excuse me. The only reason I throw that in there is because like when I read,
Starting point is 00:10:43 you've been kicked off to every platform that was ever invented. Fucking ham radio. Yeah, AM radio kicked me off. They said they didn't like my humor. No, but what are they? Go ahead. No, no, it's just it's just funny like that Wikipedia about me, like saying I'm a neo-Nazi.
Starting point is 00:11:03 The irony is like Nazi guys call me a Jew because I make fun of them because of the fashion and the meth and all that and so I piss off everybody. I think they call you a Jew because of your last name. Yeah yeah my dad had a... yeah I got some Jew in the wood pile but you know it's pretty funny. But dude, you make fun of me really well. That's one reason why I really want to be on your show. Like calling me a like a hack piano comic made me laugh super hard.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Well, I know like that's funny. Well, it's not true for a bit, but let's be honest. That's a fucking that was a retort after you call me a I don't know I fucking sell out anybody you disagree Here's your problem. Let me help you. Okay. Here's some career advice. Nothing. You should be taking it from me, but Because I have a lot of you in me where I used to I sort of learned to fucking tone it that like when we When you asked a few weeks ago about coming on here. I said no it had nothing to do with your persona, what you say. I have my biggest road trip coming up and I just said you know I didn't even hear the part about your special. I just said no I can't do it and I guess that you immediately took that as he's a
Starting point is 00:12:18 fucking pussy. He says he's a free speech guy and you can't fucking be calling me a pussy online without me going You know making funny your piano skills. I publicly apologize That was wrong and to it's funny though There's something about a comic where if you're not doing good and you can hop on a piano Like Nick Nick Swartz in who was one of my best friends LA, used to say that I could put a piano under my arm like a crutch. And it's funny. Like, no, I mean, I know I'm a good comic, but what you said made me, cause I'm so used
Starting point is 00:12:52 to people lying about me that when you just did a joke set in reality, I found it very refreshing. Well, again, I only, that shit never comes up unless somebody's lambasting me and fuck it. It just seems like every time, I don't know, a guy like me or somebody doesn't agree with you. I don't even know what it is, but you sort of label us a sellout with doing it for the lollipops and money, whatever the fucking quote was. Lollipops and fancy pants. Well, I've never owned fancy pants in my life. But it does not disagree. I mean, I disagree with myself halfway through some of my streams.
Starting point is 00:13:32 You know, it's like, it's it's when people pretend I'm like dangerous and they know I just talk shit. I mean, I used to be a heckler to Renaissance Festival for people through tomatoes in my face. So like, I'm not, you know, I'm not to be taken super seriously. And so when people like, you know, he's on a hand, he lost his mind. I'm like, OK, but you not responding. I did publicly apologize because I was told during a stream,
Starting point is 00:13:59 oh, DePaulo won't get back to me, blah, blah, blah. And I just reacted. And then when you responded, I was like, oh, he's not a sellout. He's probably just busy. But I'm sure he likes lollipops. I get I do like lollipops. I like I like I'm in a paper bag, but
Starting point is 00:14:16 I'm looking into a elementary school and I'm wearing a overcoat. But but again, I am I wrong to want to make a living, you know, and make a comfortable living? And I know you're busting my balls about being on Lotto with Crowder and shit, but my only argument to that is, at least on that show, to me, first of all, I agree, I'm not as conservative as Stephen or a lot of people you get labeled that show business I've always said this if you're if you're if you have out of a hundred issues if you lean fucking right on two
Starting point is 00:14:53 of them you're a fucking Nazi as far as showbiz industry concern so I've been dealing this I've been dealing with this before you probably even started comedy and you're like you're probably 20 years younger than me. So I sort of know what you're facing, but like you've dropped the N-bomb and fucking haven't you? I mean, didn't that really? Yeah, constantly. Now that makes perfect sense why he's living in Washington state.
Starting point is 00:15:19 There's a lot of fucking groups up there practicing. And if I could, I don't even think they'll have Italians in but I would try to sign up tomorrow what but don't you see my point is I guess is I've been trying to walk that fine line and you know and if I know if I outwardly said the n-word on stage it would sap this is what I had my foot in legitimate show business I don't know what we call what we're doing today but But you know, I mean, so but my point is, I would try to walk that line that way. I wouldn't get fucking, you know, completely as they call it canceled. We didn't have a term for it back then. I have to be out there like we need you out there on on a lot of
Starting point is 00:16:00 platforms. And sometimes you could sabotage yourself. And then we're shorter guy on our team. Right. Yeah. And just for the record, like you being on Trowder, I think is fine. Like I've always said Trowder is like one of the best comedic actors I knew. And I think making a living is great. My thing is just like, if that means like you have to pretend someone's crazy when they're funny. But other than that, and you didn't do that, you have me on, it's fine. And so I have complete respect for you doing that.
Starting point is 00:16:31 He has a high production quality, he's a professional, it's all good. And as far as walking the line, I get that as well. I can be too much of a berserker. It's like I'll run into a minefield, so what aren't we allowed to do? I'll do all that stuff, you know? And sometimes I'm like, man,
Starting point is 00:16:46 I could have roamed the wave a little better, but you know, my whole thing is like, if a word is bad and a group is a permanent victim, that's communism. And I used to- That's true. Yeah, I studied it in Eastern Europe. I was obsessed with communist takeovers.
Starting point is 00:17:02 And one of the things is like a bad word, not a bad intention like a gun killed someone not Tyrone you know right right and so I that's why I'm like you know Solzhenitsyn and all those guys that say the best way to fight communism is just not go along with it and that'll get you kicked off Venmo and PayPal and all that but you know that's why this new special I did in a I did in a hayfield it's uh I just wouldn't quit and I think people really like it it's a funny special it's in my website we'll get to that I just
Starting point is 00:17:35 want we're gonna talk about but can't you be crazy I think you just said a few minutes ago crazy and funny at the same time I like people who are little off kilter and then I put at the same time. I like people who are a little off kilter. And then I put you in that fucking league. I like people who stir the shit. I mean, you're off kilter as far as the establishment's concerned. I mean, I couldn't believe like the pariah I was about 15 years into my career for doing a couple of black jokes
Starting point is 00:18:01 at the Comedy Cellar. And I mean, they sat me down and they loved me the Comedy Cellar owners I played there every night for like 18 years in New York and then Manny Dwarman the owner who passed away his son Noam sat me down and this was about six seven years ago before I left New York and he goes look you know his dad was still alive he goes no his dad was dead he said you know me and my dad love you the way you stick your thumb in the eye of political correctness. He goes, but now you're even making it hard on us because they were getting so much hate. They were getting so much hate mail about me at the Comedy Cellar. And you know what I did? I, I didn't argue one bit.
Starting point is 00:18:38 I go, no, I go, I go. And I meant it because there were nights when I left there. And I know you've probably had these nights where I felt bad how I flipped out on stage. I don't regret it, but I felt bad how I made a table of girls cry. You're one of the reasons I saw you at this. I saw you at the cellar and I thought it was one of the best sets I'd ever seen before I even did comedy. I mean, you're like a legend. And so I, and I'm not just just I'm not just buttering you up. It really is. And I know what you're saying. Like if someone says like I can do corporate events, I can do I can do a Mormon core. I used to open for Julio Iglesias. It's like, Oh, I was
Starting point is 00:19:15 known. Yeah, like I could do an all Spanish speaking woman. Really? No, like, I, I was always a professional with that with it. Like, listen, don't say these words, don't do this. I'm like, no problem. What the issue I had was the trans kid stuff where I had this opinion off stage and then they were like, now you're evil.
Starting point is 00:19:37 And I'm like, okay, now I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna take it all down because there was no reasoning with them at that point. And but I don't think like if you're in someone, a guest in someone's club and they're like, listen, it's a clean club. No problem. But if someone's like you're an evil person for making
Starting point is 00:19:55 fun of black people, but a black guy can make fun of white people. I'm like, fuck you. I'm like, listen, I won't drop the hard end. I won't say they're the only people stealing bikes. But then, you know, then don't talk about white people and Britney drinking frappuccinos and stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I'm like, I'm like, I need to have rules. Like I love rules. Yeah. It's not like I just like offending. I understand hierarchy. I'm good at like having a leader, you know, where it's like, okay, this guy's got a great plan unless it becomes total nonsense. And then I'm like, okay, man
Starting point is 00:20:27 Then I'm just gonna I'm gonna say panda bears are fake. We're gonna take this to the moon Weren't there panda bears in the first moon landing or am I combining sure I'm sure they're there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they're there Yeah, no, I know where you're coming from. And like I said, I was so shocked how I was like, ugh. And I would do good on the road sometimes. I would kill at a club. And Rich Miller was my manager at the time. And I go, so when am I going back then?
Starting point is 00:20:57 He goes, they don't want you back. And he wouldn't tell me why for years. And then finally one day, he called me because he didn't want to work with me anymore because it was happening so much he goes they think you're an asshole I go well a lot of people think your brother Dennis is a fucking asshole yeah but it was about my politics he didn't want to tell me that I didn't realize even at the comedy club level you had left-wing douchebag which we all know now obviously because that generation has filtered down now
Starting point is 00:21:26 They're running the clubs the people who are raised on who believe in fucking censorship So I picked my spots luckily I've been out here long enough We're 36 years where the people who come to see me know what's coming which is it's such a relief You know I mean for those of you watching me on Mug Club right now, stick around for the rest of the show. The rest is, I don't know what you're doing, go to nickdip.com and sign up for Mug Club so you can get my entire show, in other words, the great interview coming up. And also, while you're, you get Stephen Crowder's full
Starting point is 00:22:06 show Alex Jones pops in and out and you get his undercover team it's well worth it okay also if you're at Nick dip calm you can click on my button my tour button you'll see I'll be in a Tom wayah Iowa the bridgeview Center Theatre on November 9th all right for those of you still sticking around let's get back to a very... he's got a special it's called It Must Be Nice it came out a few days ago. Let's get back with Owen Benjamin. Hi, good night everybody. I'm gonna be a man, I'm gonna be a man You

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