The Nick DiPaolo Show - Owen Benjamin | Nick Di Paolo Show #1640
Episode Date: October 17, 2024In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Kamala's Fox News appearance and interview Owen Benjamin! Like what you hear? Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes o...f Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! SEE NICK LIVE: 11/9/24 – Bridge View Center Theater – Ottumwa, IA TIX: https://www.nickdip.com/tour For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com
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Oh. Hello! Hello everybody, welcome on a Thursday.
A filthy Thursday, state of Georgia.
Got a great show lined up for you today.
Later on in the show, Owen Benjamin has a new special out, it must be nice.
He's a very, again, I don't think he likes the term controversial, but you are
what you fucking are. It's not, when I hear that I'm interested. Sam Kinnison was controversial.
Richard Pryor was controversial. Bill Hicks was controversial. Fucking, you know who,
Phyllis Diller. Ruth Buzzi, all the great ones. Diane Carroll. She wasn't even a comedian. Nice black lady
who had a show. But we'll have on and on in a few minutes. Great interview, as you
would expect. But first, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you saw the the Brett Baer versus Kamala
Harris interview which boy did she not do herself any favors by wandering into
the lion's den which is this we don't even have a right wing outlet to be
honest with you I know I know
these people and I like I still like Fox people can badmouth at all they want
to me they make more concerted effort but people would say you're fucking nuts
and oh really have you watched MSNBC or whatever the fuck but so she we
almost she's done nothing as far as she did Howard Stern, she did Who's
Your Daddy or some fucking podcast like that.
Literally.
I'm not making this shit up.
They've been hiding her in plain sight.
At least Biden, they had the fucking, they were honest.
They go, we're putting Grampy in the basement.
This brought, so this is the first time she's going to face anybody since she became leader
after the coup.
It's the first time she's going to face a legitimate journalist who's going to ask her
a tough question maybe some follow-up questions but she shows who she really is and how entitled
that she is. It's so obvious that she lives in a cocoon with other people that think like
I think this was disastrous for her and I'm not just saying that because I hope it was so what's is about two three minutes under two okay I'm gonna show
you this it's not so much what she says which is always horse shit we always
know that's gonna be bullshit she she pivots to Donald Trump well you won't
get a feel for her because we're not showing you the whole thing.
But somebody put a mashup together.
How many times he asked the question she
pivoted to but Donald Trump, it was I'm not sure.
It's 30 something times.
It's so fucking embarrassing.
And she showed up late, by the way.
Was it 15?
Even black guys make it 10 sometimes. Oh, wait, she is black. What am I saying? 15 minutes. Was it 15? Even black guys make it 10 sometimes.
Oh, wait, she is black.
What am I saying?
15 minutes.
The Indian.
It would have been 30, but she's got some Indian.
Anyhow, it's not so much her answers,
because like I said, that's all bullshit, and we know that.
But her nose gets bent out of shape so fucking quickly
because again she's only done a few interviews and the people who just fucking you know agree with
her a thousand percent she had david muir uh during the debate helping her and and all that
other shit so so finally sits down in enemy territory and And I like Brett Baer, because he kind of kept the hammer to the,
anyways, check out her, I can't say that,
because we're at the beginning of the show,
her, just her fucking snobby,
asshole, arrogant, liberal attitude.
Go with it.
The first bill, practically within hours
of taking the oath,
was a bill to fix our immigration system. Yes ma ma'am. It was called the US citizen citizenship act of
2021
I finished may I finish responding? But you have to let me finish you had the White House and the House and the Senate
And they didn't bring up responding to the point you're raising and I'd like to finish
first of all Finish And they didn't bring up Reddell. I'm in the middle of responding to the point you're raising. Okay. And I'd like to finish. Yes ma'am.
Ugh!
First of all, turning the page.
Suck pause!
Finish?
Is she still having a period at age 62?
What a...
I mean like...
That tells you everything about her.
First of all, that she believes because she's a woman.
Somehow he's stepping all over her.
That's in her DNA. Don't forget, she's a fucking Marxist that that's in her DNA don't forget
she's a fucking Marxist that's not it hyperbole she's a fucking Marx we
actually talked about it with Owen by the way and and where that comes from
and she I am talking yeah you know what it's my? It's my show. It's my show.
I'm doing the questioning.
And all defensive.
That's like the first,
I think that was two minutes into it.
And let's play some more.
From the last decade in which we have been burdened
with the kind of rhetoric coming from Donald Trump
that has been designed and implemented to divide our country.
Pause. This is the one that makes me nuts. It's Trump's language and dialogue that's meant to divide the country.
I want you to let that sink in. It's Trump's language to divide. Even though they've labeled him Hitler for eight
fucking years, threat to democracy, tried to arrest him on false charges, he's been shot in the face.
Joe Biden said the problem with his country is white nationalists and homegrown terrorists,
which he meant white people. Catholics were persecuted during COVID.
You couldn't go to church, but it's Trump who's dividing. Just
let that fucking sink in. She doesn't even believe it that
flared nostril look at.
Have Americans literally point fingers at each other. Rhetoric
and an approach to leadership that suggests that the strength
of a leader is based on who you beat down instead of what we all know.
Here it comes what what what me and Owen talked about.
Beat down, bullying, we're the victims, beat down your enemy.
No, it's called competition. You're a Marxist, it goes against, you were raised by Marxists,
you're devils by, it goes against everything that you've been taught.
That everybody's supposed to,
every soccer game ends in a tie, everybody gets a try, it goes against everything you fucking hate.
Trump is as American as apple fucking pie, and they keep going, she has a problem with male voters,
no she has a problem with males, like most people who, girls who vote Democrat, go ahead.
No, the strength of leadership is based on
who you lift up. The strength of an American president which is one who understands that
the vast majority of us have more in common than what separates us. That is turning the
page on rhetoric that people are frankly exhausted of Brett. More than 70% of people tell. I'm sorry and with all due respect.
That clip was not what he has been saying about the enemy within that he has repeated. Pause. The enemy within. You mean the deep state?
The one that said he was a Russian agent and three year investigation that divided us by the way. found zero evidence of that two impeachments
are you fucking high you know what enough I can't even what watch it folks
she ended up her people he goes we're getting a hard out I don't think it was
from the Fox people they wanted her they always do that politicians well we'll
give you you know look over here.
If you're getting smoked and she got smoked.
And I'll say, anyways.
Uh...
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See terms at DK ng.co slash OH my guest today a very funny comedian's got a new special out called must be nice
Actually came out a few days ago actually
People call him a controversial figure as he I don't know, I've
heard him and I anybody who
believes in free speech, like an
absolutist seems to be labeled a
psycho. You know, so I don't
agree with the assessment. But
it's the it's the very funny. Oh,
and Benjamin Owen, how are you?
Dude, thanks for having me, Nick. It's a it's a pleasure. Yeah Benjamin. Owen, how are you? Dude, thanks for having me, Nick.
It's a pleasure.
Yeah, that can be controversial,
but I end up pissing off everybody, you know?
So it is what it is.
Well, you know, I mean, you do speak your mind.
Excuse me.
The only reason I throw that in there
is because like when I read,
you've been kicked off to every platform that was ever invented.
Fucking ham radio.
Yeah, AM radio kicked me off.
They said they didn't like my humor.
No, but what are they?
Go ahead.
No, no, it's just it's just funny like that Wikipedia about me,
like saying I'm a neo-Nazi.
The irony is like Nazi guys
call me a Jew because I make fun of them because of the fashion and the meth and
all that and so I piss off everybody. I think they call you a Jew because of your
last name. Yeah yeah my dad had a... yeah I got some Jew in the wood pile but you
know it's pretty funny.
But dude, you make fun of me really well.
That's one reason why I really want to be on your show.
Like calling me a like a hack piano comic made me laugh super hard.
Well, I know like that's funny.
Well, it's not true for a bit, but let's be honest.
That's a fucking that was a retort after you call me a I don't know I fucking sell out anybody you disagree
Here's your problem. Let me help you. Okay. Here's some career advice. Nothing. You should be taking it from me, but
Because I have a lot of you in me where I used to I sort of learned to fucking tone it that like when we
When you asked a few weeks ago about coming on here. I said no it had nothing to do with your persona, what you say.
I have my biggest road trip coming up and I just said you know I didn't even hear the part about
your special. I just said no I can't do it and I guess that you immediately took that as he's a
fucking pussy. He says he's a free speech guy and you can't fucking be calling me a pussy online without me going
You know making funny your piano skills. I
publicly apologize
That was wrong and to it's funny though
There's something about a comic where if you're not doing good and you can hop on a piano
Like Nick Nick Swartz in who was one of my best friends LA, used to say that I could put a piano under my arm like a crutch.
And it's funny.
Like, no, I mean, I know I'm a good comic, but what you said made me, cause I'm so used
to people lying about me that when you just did a joke set in reality, I found it very
refreshing.
Well, again, I only, that shit never comes up unless somebody's lambasting me and fuck it. It just seems like every time, I don't know, a guy like me or somebody doesn't agree with you.
I don't even know what it is, but you sort of label us a sellout with doing it for the lollipops and money, whatever the fucking quote was.
Lollipops and fancy pants.
Well, I've never owned fancy pants in my life.
But it does not disagree.
I mean, I disagree with myself halfway through some of my streams.
You know, it's like, it's it's when people pretend I'm like dangerous and they know I
just talk shit.
I mean, I used to be a heckler to Renaissance Festival for people through tomatoes in my
face.
So like, I'm not, you know, I'm not to be taken super seriously.
And so when people like, you know, he's on a hand, he lost his mind.
I'm like, OK, but you not responding.
I did publicly apologize because I was told during a stream,
oh, DePaulo won't get back to me, blah, blah, blah.
And I just reacted.
And then when you responded, I was like,
oh, he's not a sellout.
He's probably just busy.
But I'm sure he likes lollipops.
I get I do like lollipops.
I like I like I'm in a paper bag, but
I'm looking into a elementary school
and I'm wearing a overcoat.
But but again, I am I wrong to want to make a living, you know, and make a comfortable
living? And I know you're busting my balls about being on Lotto with Crowder and shit,
but my only argument to that is, at least on that show, to me, first of all, I agree,
I'm not as conservative as Stephen or a lot of
people you get labeled that show business I've always said this if you're
if you're if you have out of a hundred issues if you lean fucking right on two
of them you're a fucking Nazi as far as showbiz industry concern so I've been
dealing this I've been dealing with this before you probably even started comedy
and you're like you're probably 20 years younger than me.
So I sort of know what you're facing, but like you've dropped the N-bomb and fucking
haven't you?
I mean, didn't that really?
Yeah, constantly.
Now that makes perfect sense why he's living in Washington state.
There's a lot of fucking groups up there practicing.
And if I could, I don't even think they'll have Italians in but I would try to sign up tomorrow what but
don't you see my point is I guess is I've been trying to walk that fine line
and you know and if I know if I outwardly said the n-word on stage it
would sap this is what I had my foot in legitimate show business I don't know
what we call what we're doing today but But you know, I mean, so but my point is, I would try to walk that line that way. I
wouldn't get fucking, you know, completely as they call it canceled. We didn't have a
term for it back then. I have to be out there like we need you out there on on a lot of
platforms. And sometimes you could sabotage yourself. And then we're shorter guy on our team.
Right. Yeah. And just for the record, like you being on Trowder, I think is fine.
Like I've always said Trowder is like one of the best comedic actors I knew.
And I think making a living is great.
My thing is just like, if that means like you have to pretend someone's crazy when
they're funny. But other than that, and you didn't do that,
you have me on, it's fine.
And so I have complete respect for you doing that.
He has a high production quality,
he's a professional, it's all good.
And as far as walking the line, I get that as well.
I can be too much of a berserker.
It's like I'll run into a minefield,
so what aren't we allowed to do?
I'll do all that stuff, you know?
And sometimes I'm like, man,
I could have roamed the wave a little better,
but you know, my whole thing is like,
if a word is bad and a group is a permanent victim,
that's communism.
And I used to-
That's true.
Yeah, I studied it in Eastern Europe.
I was obsessed with communist takeovers.
And one of the things is like a bad word,
not a bad
intention like a gun killed someone not Tyrone you know right right and so I
that's why I'm like you know Solzhenitsyn and all those guys that say
the best way to fight communism is just not go along with it and that'll get
you kicked off Venmo and PayPal and all that but you know that's why this new special I
did in a I did in a hayfield it's uh I just wouldn't quit and I think people
really like it it's a funny special it's in my website we'll get to that I just
want we're gonna talk about but can't you be crazy I think you just said a
few minutes ago crazy and funny at the same time I like people who are little off kilter and then I put at the same time. I like people who are a little off kilter.
And then I put you in that fucking league.
I like people who stir the shit.
I mean, you're off kilter as far as the establishment's
concerned.
I mean, I couldn't believe like the pariah I was about 15
years into my career for doing a couple of black jokes
at the Comedy Cellar.
And I mean, they sat me down and they loved me the
Comedy Cellar owners I played there every night for like 18 years in New York and then Manny Dwarman
the owner who passed away his son Noam sat me down and this was about six seven years ago before I
left New York and he goes look you know his dad was still alive he goes no his dad was dead he
said you know me and my dad love you the way you stick your thumb in the eye of political correctness. He goes, but now you're even
making it hard on us because they were getting so much hate. They were getting so much hate
mail about me at the Comedy Cellar. And you know what I did? I, I didn't argue one bit.
I go, no, I go, I go. And I meant it because there were nights when I left there. And I
know you've probably had these nights where I felt bad how I flipped out on stage. I don't regret it, but I felt bad how I made a
table of girls cry. You're one of the reasons I saw you at this. I saw you at the cellar and I
thought it was one of the best sets I'd ever seen before I even did comedy. I mean, you're like a
legend. And so I, and I'm not just just I'm not just buttering you up. It really
is. And I know what you're saying. Like if someone says
like I can do corporate events, I can do I can do a Mormon
core. I used to open for Julio Iglesias. It's like, Oh, I was
known. Yeah, like I could do an all Spanish speaking woman.
Really?
No, like, I, I was always a professional with that with it.
Like, listen, don't
say these words, don't do this.
I'm like, no problem.
What the issue I had was the trans kid stuff where I had this opinion off stage and then
they were like, now you're evil.
And I'm like, okay, now I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna take it all down because there
was no reasoning with them at that point.
And but I don't think
like if you're in someone, a guest
in someone's club and they're like,
listen, it's a clean club.
No problem. But if someone's like
you're an evil person for making
fun of black people, but a black
guy can make fun of white people.
I'm like, fuck you.
I'm like, listen, I won't drop the
hard end. I won't say
they're the only people stealing
bikes. But then, you know, then don't talk about white people
and Britney drinking frappuccinos and stuff.
I'm like, I'm like, I need to have rules.
Like I love rules.
Yeah.
It's not like I just like offending.
I understand hierarchy.
I'm good at like having a leader, you know,
where it's like, okay, this guy's got a great plan
unless it becomes total nonsense. And then I'm like, okay, man
Then I'm just gonna I'm gonna say panda bears are fake. We're gonna take this to the moon
Weren't there panda bears in the first moon landing or am I combining sure I'm sure they're there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they're there
Yeah, no, I know where you're coming from.
And like I said, I was so shocked how I was like, ugh.
And I would do good on the road sometimes.
I would kill at a club.
And Rich Miller was my manager at the time.
And I go, so when am I going back then?
He goes, they don't want you back.
And he wouldn't tell me why for years.
And then finally one day, he called me
because he didn't want to work with me anymore because it was happening so much he goes they think
you're an asshole I go well a lot of people think your brother Dennis is a
fucking asshole yeah but it was about my politics he didn't want to tell me that
I didn't realize even at the comedy club level you had left-wing douchebag which
we all know now obviously because that generation has filtered down now
They're running the clubs the people who are raised on who believe in fucking censorship
So I picked my spots luckily I've been out here long enough
We're 36 years where the people who come to see me know what's coming which is it's such a relief
You know I mean
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let's get back to a very... he's got a special it's called It Must Be Nice it
came out a few days ago. Let's get back with Owen Benjamin. Hi, good night
everybody. I'm gonna be a man, I'm gonna be a man You