The Nick DiPaolo Show - Part 2: Anthony Cumia | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1943

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

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What am I supposed to do? That's America. The mantra. Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch AdFrey, just join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble Apprentiser. Today I'll be talking about a bear encounter. I saw my mom getting out of the shower.

We were zooming. She's in the nursing home. Yikes. I don't mean. An actual brown bear. Also, I love this story. And this isn't the first one we've done like this. Got a guy who's 47 years old going out for college football.

And you know what? And they're interviewing. He looks like he could play. I bet he was a badass when he's a kid. So we got that for you. And even better than both those things, my second part of the interview with Anthony Coomier, which is, it gets really funny.

How camped it with two grease balls in their late 70s? Yeah, Ben it up. That's a dangerous situation. That was Vito Colione doing the wrong line. It's supposed to be surprised. All right. Let's get to it. First story, barely escapes.

Outdoors men, Ryan Lutz. I went to school with his brother, Del Lutz. Had a predatory encounter with a female brown bear. Hey, who has, and you hang out on up black bars? Look at that, that. That's really him. I think it's Alex Jones. And that is, those are the real things involved in this story.

That's the bear that he came face to face with. Anyways, he told Cowboy State Daily that he credits confidence and bold action. I'd say retardedness for coming out alive. I knew I had to plant my ass, stand firm and not appear to be weak. Sounds like what I do when I get an argument with the, wife. Holy moly. Talk about your brown bears. Are you kidding me? I thought, and I've heard that now I'm confused. I've heard both things. Either that or you play dead. I guess you don't, you either be scary or play dead, but you can't be in the middle like going, hey, how you doing?

What do you say? We have some honey and salmon, you fucking jerk up. What have you heard, Dallas? Have you heard both? Yeah, I've heard both. And I'm not sure which one to believe. Oh, you'll figure it out. I know you don't give it the finger. They can read, apparently. Anyways, I had a bit about somebody being such a bad actor. Like, what was I talking about? Charlie Sheen and somebody that if he get attacked by a bear

and try to play dead, he would get eaten a lot. During almost every, I didn't say it was a best joke. During almost every human bear encounter, the bear just wants to leave or at worst might attack because it startled, agitated, or defecated, or defundated. defending its cubs well yeah thanks we know those are the possibilities thank you captain obvious uh and the most terrifying and extremely rare cases a bear sizes a person up as a possible meal yeah that's when you have like a piece of salmon on your head and you rinsed your balls and

honey california resident ryan lutes believes he had a predatory encounter with a female brown bear in sitka alaska during the first week of june well let me tell you something If you're in the woods in Alaska, you're asking for it. Needing to answer nature's call, it's always the prostate to get you killed. If it doesn't kill you itself, it leads you into a bush where there's a bear waiting. Needing to answer nature's call, he entered some thick cover. You're in the woods by yourself. What are you fucking hot?

I'm starting to not believe this story. I mean, isn't that cover enough? How big you did? You had to find cover in the woods? I've taken shits on bike paths. that's not true it sounded funny though some thick cover at the end of an abandoned road it looked like a good place to take a leak he said

I was just finishing buckling my pants back up when my boyfriend said I hear something no when I heard the unmistakable crunching of leaves that I knew could come only from Liberace's kid or some other gay fella no from the weight of a bear or a girl from Mississippi He said the bear almost immediately locked eyes with him. The second she made eye contact, I said, you have me at growl with me.

I knew I had to plant my ass. Now, would that be your first instinct, folks? I got to ask you. I got to plant my ass. There's a brown bear that weighs about, I don't know, 1,500 pounds, could literally knock my head off my shoulders with one swipe. But I'm going to stand here and put up my dukes. Fuck that.

I'm taking a big wet dump of my pants and throwing it at him and hoping he digs peanuts. Grow up. I can't. Standing firm and not a pairing weak. And he started taking, how about this? This is why it's hard for me to believe.

The guy, his life's almost in danger, is in danger here. And again, this shows you how, how, what's the word I'm looking for? Custom we are to going to our phones, no matter what, seeing somebody raped, robbed, even when it bears in your faith. This guy goes to his cell phone. So in that case, if he dies, we get to see him being eaten. And he proves he's not a pussy, I guess. Check this out.

Real footage. Don't you fucking do it. I'm the alpha. Yeah, why are you telling him nothing? You know what the bear said? Brown. No bear. No bear.

Are you fucking kidding me? You'd be a good bear. I probably picked the worst footage. Oh, Jesus. Run now. You know they can run 30 miles an hour too, by the way. And go up trees. Bear instead of me.

Vegetarian bear. Lucky. Fuck. All right, that's good. You don't sound very alpha now, Frank. Are you kidding me? Like I said, I would have dropped and pretend I was dead. That seems, but I wouldn't want

that thing sniffing around my head either. And you're going, is it going to yeah? Remember a year ago we did a story? Kids in New Jersey in the woods. Three college age kids and the Indian kid get eaten. Bear was shitting for the rest of his life. I didn't make that up.

They found it, you know, parts of Jean Barreai. Lutz said he and the bear went through an intense back and forth, but luckily the bear didn't speak Spanish. No, for at least several minutes. At one point, the bear charged. And he dropped his phone. When he scared the bear back by shouting at it, he picked up his phone and started taking video again. What are you doing? At another point, the bear got down on her belly with her head away from me like a dog. That's when you're going to be careful. They say like when dogs, and my little dog does it when I start smacking it around, you know, in a nice fun way. But she'll start growling and look this way and then come.

Like your wife. Like a dog. And he thought he'd finally established dominance over it. But then the beer popped back up like a jack in the box, he said. And the standoff began all over again. Well, thanks to you, dude, you got some huge fucking balls. I do not know. Like I said, you can't just turn and run because they can run way faster than you.

Just picture like Warren Sapp when he played for you, Miami, chasing you. out of a liquor store. I don't know why I said that. But that's, and they can go up a tree like that. And I think you can jump in the water. Well, I've seen them swim. Oh, those are a polar bear.

That makes sense. White bears can swim in water. The Blackburn's got to be. We have two clips for the week. Right in the same show. Holy Maldi. Well, that's that. Hey, folks, by the way,

you're probably sick of hair on this, but November 5th, the punchline in Atlanta, November 6th, the Rivers of Casino in Philly, November 7th, and I'm sold Joe's pot, Sampier, and I'm itchy to get back. I am. And the part I miss the most, like I said, is having a cigarette and a drink right when I get there. Go to Nick Dip.com. You're like, you can do that at home, Nick and not tell jokes. Oh, that's a good point.

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You book that at shoutout.us. Ugh. Next story. Old buzzard. What could that be? I'm trying to burp like an old buzzard. nearly three decades, that's 30 years ago for the retarded, or four score and 11 things,

an injury cut his college football career short. A 47-year-old California pastor, probably the only guy in California we like, is putting the pads back on for an unlikely second shot at his on-field dream. I love stories like this. We did one before. I think the guy was older than this, actually.

but I and it just shows you when you love something like football you have to have a passion for it because I'll say there's nothing fun about football practice it's fucking brutal especially in college and tour days you're up there for two weeks and you don't even get a Sunday off it's like military shit it's fucking brutal and this guy still misses it

no one's going to they talk about he made the team no one's going easy on me and I'm not going easy on them. I don't think that's a concern. Justin Buzzard told Fox and friends, I'm giving them everything I've got too. And I bet you the guy could, I'd like to see when he was younger. And by the way,

younger ain't that long ago. Here's some video of him being interviewed, I believe. It is not easy. Our practices are very hard, very rigorous. It's not easy at all. I'm bruised and banged up. But it's worth it. I, you know,

I came into this in shape. But now I'm getting more in football shape and I'm making it through. I'm doing it because the desire is power. Holy shit. Is that him benching? Hmm. Interesting. The hyperbole is done. Now we can finally play the game. Look at that buzzard go.

Oh. Boy, do I miss him. Nobody better. That was Keith Jackson, late great Keith Jackson. Anyways, Buzzard, is that, that's him today in his uniform, right? Yeah. Fucking looks like a, let me tell you something. When you're watching Alabama, Georgia, whoever, Auburn, you see guys that look like they're in their 40s, black dudes usually,

and they can run and kill. Buzzard who recently made the San Jose City College Jaguars, holy crap, and said as much younger teammates have embraced him, despite his, they embraced him and took his wallet. It's a black joke. Relax, folks. Both colors on a team. Is that his wife?

Jesus, am I getting old? That's how I know I'm getting old. I watch the Little League World Series. Look at the grandmothers now. Over how they would react to a 47-year-old joining the roster. Hold on. I'm putting that Little League World Series. Grandma.

That'll go in the book of jokes, orphan jokes. Anyways, also a husband and dad of three, Buzzard must also balance his on-fail ambitions with his family life, including a wife for 23 years who initially had some reservations. about his return to the gridiron. She told me actually a couple weeks ago, she said, I want you to make the team. This sounds just like a wife,

but I don't want you to play in any games. Buzzid recalled. He said to her, I told her those are some of the most hurtful words she's ever told me in my life. Her outlook has since changed, however. Now all of her husband's games are on her calendar as she plans to cheer him on from the stands.

Buzzard was inspired to try after a social media video of a man in his 60s playing football on the East Coast. His son showed him that video that was online. He reached out to a coach at SJCC and after giving it some thought, he decided to go for it and he made the team. God bless you is all I'm going to say, Mr. Buzzard. Go get him. I hope they follow up with that. I want to see some. I've laid in my bed going, God, I think I.

And you know when I stopped doing that When I was about 30 Because I played And I know what it fucking takes I can't even my hips Going downstairs and shit It's like I couldn't go play a pickup game of basketball Or something

No way, there's no way I am officially finished Anyways So that's that Hey Coming right up right now Don't you dare move Part two of my interview

With the great Anthony Coomier and it is so goddamn funny. So here is Anthony and myself. Let's get on to the DSA. Yeah. This can play out two ways the midterms. One part of them is excited. It's because once, you see these DSA,

they're winning these low-level elections that don't mean that much. They're going to eventually have to, and their primaries, they're going to have to eventually face a Republican and a real election. election, right? So, I mean, don't you think, would there's such crazy idea, you would think, with such crazy ideas, the Republicans should, I mean, should really romp in the midterms.

But, oh, Nick. Oh, Nick. What did I do? Oh, no, I know I'm sounding naive. I, I know. I know what you're saying. Well, yeah, let me, let me, I didn't preface this because I think I, I, you wouldn't even listen to my question. I don't even believe elections are real. I'm actually playing fucking devil's advocate to myself. I don't even believe I don't believe fucking Gavin Newsom was ever elected

or when he was recalled. I don't believe Bill de Blasio. Primary Los Angeles. All of them. That was such a scam. Well, my point,

I didn't want to get that cynical. So I pretend I go, well, the Republicans have a, they should win this. I don't believe, I think people are placed. Mondami was, my people who watch my show know

this. I think there's eight people that run the planet. I think four of them are gay, that run the fucking planet, right? And they call the shots, the George Soros or whoever, and they want this country, the United States, to become a third world shithole. And they've been making some good

that's how I feel. Even when Biden, yeah, he stole that election, but I go, even when Trump wins, I don't even believe in real elections. But that's too cynical, then people won't even listen to me. But not you. How do you feel about my thoughts? Look at Look at New York City with Memdani.

You tell me, because it goes to your point of this is all bullshit. That's where I was going. Mandami. Yeah. Look at New York City with Memdani. You mean to tell me the Republicans couldn't come up with a viable mayoral candidate for New York City? They got Curtis fucking Sleewa. Look, Curtis is a nice enough guy.

He likes the horses in New York. He loves cats. Whatever. And he almost got killed by the Goddies. Yeah. So he's a legit. He's a legit guy. A good candidate for the mayor in New York City to the point where the Republicans couldn't come up with a candidate to go against a kami for New York City.

Look, I know there's plenty of nuts and liberals are running New York City. But it kind of let me know that they weren't even taking it seriously. Republicans. They're like, yeah, let this guy get in. Let's see what happens. Whatever their motive is, you couldn't possibly be serious that Curtis Leewell was your Republican candidate. He wasn't primary. They didn't have anybody else that was a legitimate candidate to go against some guy. No one knew the guy a month before he was elected. And that tells me right there that there's shenanigans and hijinks going on in the system. We're talking to Anthony Kulman.

Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't, I hate to be that cynical because that's what they want. They want me to go, you know what? None of the, even the federal ones aren't real. Don't even show up, but that's what they're hoping. So I show up anyways, just in case they are real. Yeah. Oh, but go ahead.

Here's what you were saying before when I was saying you were being naive. The people that support these Democrats social, Yes. They, first of all, they're, they're so easily manipulated. They go from, oh, we're liberals, we're Democrats. Now we're socialist. They just change with the wind. And they vote for these people. And the reason you see, well, won't they see these ridiculous policies and ideas and vote Republican? No, they're stupid. And the candidates, we see through them. We're like, and they live. We got the glasses. We could see what the fuck they're doing. They see

some people that are getting up and going, hey, we care. We're for the people. We're going to make sure you get free this and free that. They're not thinking, oh my God, these are communists. They're thinking these are the most amazing politicians. They're not Trumpers. They're for

the people. And then they vote for them. We can see it, though. We see that they're goddamn communist. You're giving the system more credit than I am. I don't even think it's that. I think they're fucking, these people are placed. The elections are all fake. Yeah, go, you vote and think, and then they tell you who won.

I really believe it's a higher power, bigger than the United States, the globalists, whoever they are. Yeah. Have a hate on for this country for some reason. And like you said, we can see through it. But I don't even think that the far left relies on a lot of young people to vote. And we know they don't get out of bed to fucking vote ever. But all of a sudden, all of a sudden, now they're a challenge.

Great point. You know what I mean? You know, it must be so much easier to screw with a vote on local offices and even state elections. Yes. That it is federally, everybody goes, well, I voted in the federal election. I want some accountability. In the state, no one gives a shit. You make a great, because I was talking to Colin Quinn about this.

and I was saying, I'm telling you, every election, I don't care at what level, and he goes, not in the cities. He goes, you know,

he goes, and then I read it a few days later ago, he might have a point. Those frigging city councils, you know, those, they have those, those are real local,

local elections. And it's the left wing scumbags that show up for those and end up winning those because you and I don't go out and voting them and shit. Which he made a great point. It's like,

and that's like the kernel where it starts. Right. And then it grows, the cancer grows. So yeah, I'm ways, I'm so cynical. I know you would have sniffed my fake point of view out in a second. God damn it.

No, no, I'm so cynical, too. I mean, how can you not be? You look around, you're seeing these communists getting these offices, these enclaves are turning up of Islam. And, you know, you look at Minneapolis, Minnesota, Dearborn, Michigan, those aren't American cities anymore. They're not. And the people that try to tell you, they're just the same as it was in the old days

when Irish and Italians and Brits and French would come over and do. And they want you to believe that in a generation or two, they're just going to be knock around kids doing the same thing we all did. No, they are invading the country with the problem. permission of the left in this country. That's right. Victor Davis-Hanson said that we're opening our arms. First time in the history of the planet,

a civilization is opening arms to another civilization that's openly hostile to it. And these naive idiots, like you said, oh, they're just going to be knocked around kids in a few years and shit. It's not like Islam doesn't have a history, and I'm not a giant history buff, but Jesus Christ, no pun intended. Muhammad, whoever the fucking Buddha. Allah. Allah.

But it's not like they don't have a history. They've done this. They always point out that, they always like to point out the Jews history. Everywhere the Jews go, the Jews go, they got kicked out. Let's take a look at the fuck in their enemies.

And their history. There's also a assimilation problem. Assimulation. And assimilation, Jesus Christ. I knew I could get it out of them. You're going to do more of that later. Go ahead. I love it. When people would come to this country if they were genuine immigrants who wanted to make a better life for themselves in this great country that they heard about, America.

And they'd come here and take whatever skills and talents and culture that was good for this country. And then they would absorb what we do here while utilizing the knowledge and whatever from where they came from. and they would spread out. They would intermingle with the other Americans. That's right. When you get cities that are bubbles, just these microcosms of the shitholes they came from, there's no generation after generation

is going to be exactly the same as the parents that came here because they don't allow America to infiltrate their bubbles. and their bubbles get more spread out, more common, bigger. You know, you start electing people on the periphery. Now the Islamic bubble is bigger. And before you know it, you have a shitload of Islam in an area and they're taking over a city, maybe even a whole state at some point. And you can't argue that that isn't at least very possible because of what we're seeing.

Yeah, what we're seeing in the UK. I mean, that should be our petri dish. Are you shitting me? What's going on there is what they did thousands of years ago. When you say their little bubbles, those are called no-go zones in London. Yep. Literally neighborhoods that you can't go into, even though you're fucking, you know, born and raised in England. I mean, and over here in Texas, there was some town they're trying to pass Sharia law.

I can't believe they've got this much traction in a state like Texas, which is so racist and shit. I'm very disappointed in my clan's been in Texas. Texas. The worst racist ever in this country. I tell you. Yeah. The clan's so big. There's like three guys at a gas station,

a Mobile Alabama. Yeah. You know, who fucking hate black people. And that's what we've been saying. I've been saying it, the comedy cell, everybody thought it,

you know, that makes you a big. You know, you got labeled. I get labeled quick on tough crowd for just pushing back. Oh, yeah. But I know there were the guy on tough crowd.

Yeah, me and Patrice. Yeah. And you know what? Anthony, I got a pigeonhole, kind of a racist. But I remember being on a flight. I was doing some gig and I was on Delta. And a black guy gets on where his son was about 14. And that made the father 17.

And I saw them look at me and they started to walk towards me. I was putting my back. And they had a serious look on their face. And the father puts his hand on his shoulder. He goes, we love you on their show. Oh, shit. Yeah, we watch you all the time on Tough Crowd. And, you know, I'm like, oh, okay, some people get it.

You know, I remember eating Tucker Carlson on Red Eye, and he came up to me like he had known me his whole life, you know. So I know he was watching Tough Crowd and going, this kid's got a point. I mentioned cultural Marxism on Tough Crowd, which nobody was really talking about at that point. So you know guys like Tucker and guys who are deep. into the shit that had to make you know yeah yeah they knew what the fuck you were talking i think so

you know uh and and people and the live audience is when you disagree with something tough crowd was around 1999 through 2001 that's when the term haters started to flourish and i said on the show since when did when you disagree with someone does that make you a hater and boy they've got mileage out of that too haven't they the left oh my god yeah ridiculous They're really insane when it comes to you see them protesting all the time about whatever, the cause de jour. And you got these right wing, they call them right wing reporters. And they got their own YouTube channels and they go up and ask them questions about why they're protesting. They don't know.

They have no idea. They don't want to talk to you. If you were so passionate about what you're protesting, wouldn't you at least know what it was? If I felt so strongly about something that I was going to get my ass up and out and protest, I would hope someone would come up to me and ask me why I'm there to spread the word. They just sit there, they yell, some disgusting excuse for a woman is yelling in a bullhorn in your ear. Go, we don't want you here. Fuck you. And it's like you're protesting.

Why don't you want to tell me what you're protesting? And maybe you'll change my mind. Nothing. They're useful idiots for the entire left system. Well, probably the right, too. What a great point that is. And you must have saw the co-chair of the DSA was on with David Remnick or Remick, the guy who's from a New Yorker.

And he goes, okay, you're saying tax the hell out of the rich. What exactly does that entail? couldn't answer the fuck this is a co-chair not somebody down on the fucking low end of the food chain this is the co-chair of the dsa a fat ugly and again i'll go back to my theory on that any any broad or any broad was unfuckable since they were in fifth grade and uh any kid who was a fucking wait a minute you're not supposed to be fucking fifth grade although that's changed a lot you know i mean since eighth grade what it's not fucking chicks at 20 whatever any really home i'm saying they were ugliest kids and they grew up to be ugly adults and all that anger anthony

some reason they funnel it towards politics any yeah every there's not an attractive one you know i mean herono's an 11 maisie herono fucking compared to the other pigs in the democrat part yeah when when you see like a six you're thinking that is a beauty queen in the left that is the hottest lefty i've ever seen in my life a six i'm telling you that's where they're it comes from it's not a beef against the right their beef is with God and that's why they don't believe it because they can't believe somebody would make them that ugly

I just came up with that Dallas make a note of that that's going to my book that's a good one and then you see what you see what happens around this time of year if you're as active on social media as I am oh my God you're the best and this time of year you'll see a lot of

these sororities doing these dances they're these sorority girls getting into college. They've all found what sorority they're going to be in. And they do these group dances. They're all lily white, just all white girls. They're all one of them hotter than the other one.

And they're doing these dances. And you know, the lefty girls that are so big, ugly, hate, hate these girls. They do. And they carry that energy and that negativity and that hate into their pomp. politics. I mean, I can't stress that enough. I'm not, I'm not going to be happy until somebody says it. Well, I guess on Gutfail, they, you know, they joke around about how ugly the left is. But it has a lot to do with it. Their beef is not with politics and shit. It's just, it's misdirected anger. And speaking of ugly broads, this is right up your alley. I couldn't wait to pitch this one to you.

How about the WNBA and my girl, especially my girl, Sophie Cunningham, who, and she's my favorite athlete, by the way, right now. Professional athlete. It's a WMBA woman who's my friend. Who knew that would happen? Thank you. Thank you very much. I mean, she is a flower amongst skunkweed in that fucking

league of angry black dykes. And that's all they are. They're just envious and just hateful. And boy, do they hate? My wife, blonde hair, blue eye used to get black girls hated her when we lived in L.A. They push her off

this sidewalk and shit. So Sophie Cunningham to have the, I just, what are your thoughts on this whole, the two X NBA guys signing up for the NWMBA? I want to hear your take on that. It's, first of all, just besides being completely hilarious that they've decided to do this, yes.

It's such a great strategy because the WMBA, they've painted themselves into that corner. They put everything in place to wear, guys can put on wigs and say, well, I'm ready to play. Come on, put me in, coach. I'm ready to play. Yep. They, without having a true definition of what a woman is, which has been one of the most retarded things that has come up in the past decade, they have put in place, the machine is running. Yes.

And they can't stop it. They have to now do one of two things. Allow these men to, destroy every single woman on the court. They will score 50 points a game. I hope it happens. Oh, I hope it happens. Yeah, I hope it happens too. Or they have to say, well, this defines a woman and you don't fit that definition. Now they have all the trans and the trans allies and the lefties boycotting and protesting

and saying, fuck that. And they can't have that either. So they're in the, what was that, in the Rathakan, the Kobayashi Maru. What the hell is that? No win scenario. You're not a Star Trek guy. Oh, no. I like Pussy.

It's a complete no win scenario. You cannot win. There is no winning solution. And I love it because they're the ones that put themselves in that position. Yeah. What you did was take one of their argument. And you can do this with not just with gender with any of their fucking eye. When you take it to the logical conclusion, it shows how fucking insane they are.

take it to the logical conclusion, whether it's fucking... I love seeing it. I love seeing it. That's 10 years ago. You wouldn't see it. That's right. This is, I think, the first time where they didn't think it through. I mean, we have a black woman on the Supreme Court who doesn't know what a woman is.

I mean, she doesn't out a spell woman, but that's not the point. Yeah. How do you, oh, my God. How do you appoint, you know, of course, of course they did. I'm pruriant. The other thing about the WMBA, you would never see this many guys even paying attention to the WNBA unless there was this type of controversy. No one's really watching for the exciting gameplay. You know, how many times can you watch Angel Reese miss a layup when she's all alone?

I saw a clip last night. I did too. I just saw it today. She gets a break. Yeah. Droz, she's all alone. She goes up. Nothing. Fucking nothing.

You know what? That's not even the one. I think they actually doctored mine to make it look even tougher than it was. Because they show, but they cut to, you know who, Caitlin Clark is laughing. And the one I saw, they had a picture her. I don't know if that, you know, who knows.

But boy, I pray, I pray God, it's all I ask for this year is for these two guys to play. And like you said, if they don't, it just shows they're full of shit. Yet, yet the argument. You know, I said that to Colin Quinn. I said, then finally the argument, maybe they'll shut up.

And Colin said the same thing you said, oh, don't be naive about that one. Nothing's going to change. They'll never shut up. I go, something has to change a little bit, no? Yeah, yeah. And it has, you know, there's been a lot of people are done. There, like, there's a lot of people now that have had it and they're willing to say something about it. This is something we didn't see.

People were petrified to say. anything about the most ridiculous shit. I mean, a man that decides they're a woman as as much a woman as a woman that was born with women's genitalia, with the chromosomes. And

everyone had to go, yeah, I guess so. I can't really, I don't believe it, but perish the thought, I say something about it, lose my job and everything. Now people are going, yeah, get out of here. You're out of your fucking mind. So it's nice to see people waking up and actually

saying something. Well, I had a bit about, yeah, because at one point, remember, if you mispronoun somebody, you could get fired and shit. So then, so the law, the legal system was actually forcing

you to play this game. And I go, how can you do? You can't force me to play. I go, if I see a homeless guy and he's got an imaginary dog, and I go over and pet it, what is this? What is this, a German Shepherd? Is it? You know, I? I don't do that.

I go, there's nothing there, you're fucking idiot. You're crazy. You know what I mean? I'm going to get arrested, but not a grander guy has a fucking a real dog there. Right? I don't have to be party to someone's mental illness. What a great way of putting it. That's a great way of putting it.

I'm not going to do it. You already did that with Opie. Listen, folks. And I'm going to let you go. We've hogged up enough of your time, but you're just a favorite guest and my fans love you. too. So what was the other thing I wanted to ask about? Oh, Nick, don't forget. It was fucking so, um, oh, we, by the way, me, me and Jimmy want to have you on our new show. Me and Jimmy Norton are doing a, I forgot. What's it called? Plug it right now, it. It's the Anthony and Jimmy. It's the Anthony and Jimmy show. It's on Patreon.

And we've put out a few episodes so far. It's getting good response. And I can imagine. Yeah, it's, you know, people have You know, not a moment too soon, 12 years later, we've decided to join forces. We like striking while the iron is really cold. Well, Jesus, you're busy enough as it is. Here's what I love about Anthony, and this is how you know he's a real guy, and I'm the same type of guy. He moved down here, I don't know, already fucking two years ago, whenever he lives about, maybe a two-hour drive from me. We haven't visited each other.

Yeah, yeah. We're like, you know what? I'm not going to call you either. I fucking love you. We do this. I got to do this more. There's no excuse for that. There's a text every so often.

My girl constantly, my girl's saying, you know, we should go down and make some plans and hang out with Nick. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, cool, sounds great. And then you just don't do anything. That's a guy, but that's a guy. Me and Evan Grant, this guy, this young kid who I met in New York when I moved to New York in 1990 or 89, he worked for Barry Katz. He still lives in New York.

Oh, yeah. He lives in Jersey now. But his name is Evan Grant. So we knew each other then, and then I moved out to L.A. He was already out there. He saved my life. I was going to cut my throat over some girl. Anyways.

So we haven't seen each other. We haven't seen each other since L.A. times, early 90s. Yet we've text every day. Not called. We haven't called each other once. No. Calls for girls. Thank you.

That's right. You can't do a shit emoji on a phone with a girl. Here's my other point. I remembered it. I wanted to get to real quick about back to the trans thing. I want the game show Jeopardy investigated. You watch Jeopardy, don't you? You seem like a guy that would love.

Every so often. Okay. I watch it almost every night because the wife smokes me and it makes her feel good and she doesn't bother me. That's good. They have a tranny on transgender at least twice a month. We know they only make. up 0.001% of the whole part. But they can find them somehow on Jeopardy. At least once a month,

there's a tranny on. And I'd say 80% of the time, 80% of the time, two of the three guests are gay. And even on the, even on they have a commercial for Jeopardy, they show this tranny guy who's a woman now. She's like the star the commercial. Somebody investigate that show because there's some straight, smart people getting shut out because it is. Like the Chinese You know what that is? What is that, Anthony? That's the person that is in charge of booking the contestants is gay or is trans. And they will do that.

Now, if you try to do that, if you're a white guy and you go, hey, I'm going to get a bunch of white guys on here. Oh, you talk about wanting an investigation. That guy would be gone. They'd have a big thing. They'd be an apology from Jeopardy. What is, I'm sorry? What is from the bottom of my heart? What is I'm a bigot?

That's what would happen. You know, but this, it's fine. It's fine. And, you know, network television, you won't find a bigger bastion of liberals and douchebags in the entertainment business. I know that for a fact. I'm talking to Anthony Coombe. I know for fact, because I lived out there and went on these auditions.

Yeah. Whether it was a voiceover or a sitcom, it was a lot of times it wasn't a straight male in the room. when we met with CBS and at work three women and one guy and I still remember his name I won't say it but openly gay and I've told this story before every we took meetings

this is when they want to be and I was young and funny and handsome we took meetings with all four networks Anthony there were two guys out of there's about four or five people in each meeting so that's 20 total and there were two guys that was straight out of all of them

and I got so sick of it and you guys that watch my show know this story Dennis, I was with Dennis Larry's company. He was handling me. We took a meeting with NBC. Dennis is there. Jim Serpico, his partner is there. And some women from NBC.

It was our last meeting after all the other ones. I was already complaining to Dennis. I go, it's all girls and gay people. They're not going to, we're not going to fucking. Sure enough. And every question and every meeting, the first question was, what do you say, what's the wife's role in the, and the, do you have a wife in the show? What is her role? Anthony, almost every meeting.

took finally WNBC NBC the real NBC that's the first question from the woman she goes so how do you see the wife in this role and I pause and I go I go I she's pregnant in the pilot and I push her down

the cell of stairs I thought Dennis would join in and laugh and Jimmy Serpico and even a few of the you know fucking dead silence horrified and I went well there's

that meeting. Yeah. And Dennis told me, Jimmy Serbical told me they sent the lady a dozen roses. Holy shit. They had to send their flowers. You wonder, well, they didn't have

to. They fucking, but they did. You wonder why. And you tell me that didn't get around, I'm sure. But I was that is hilarious. By the way, with those people in charge, I love Lucy wouldn't get made. That's right.

Desi Arnaz, what's the woman's role? Your wife's role. Oh, she's a blithering idiot. She fucks all my shit up. I have to get her out of trouble constantly. They'd be sending her fucking flowers. How about if they ask Jackie Gleason? What's your wife roll? I send it to the moon twice a week.

Yeah, yeah. I'm constantly threatening physical violence on her for the smallest. She didn't sew my socks. So I threaten a belt her in the face so hard. She leaves the atmosphere. I guess we can work. that. All right,

we've taken up enough of your time and uh... I love it, Nick. We gotta do at least twice a year, dude. And, and, uh, if we're not going to see each other, we're gonna,

we'll have to do this at least twice a year. And, exactly, um, you're one of my favorite people on the fucking planet. No doubt about it. Like I said, Jim, Jimmy's actually coming down here to,

uh, we got a studio rented in Greenville to, uh, do a couple of shows because we've been recording these things and doing a couple of things. So, um, you know, We'd love to have you on at some point.

We're going to be doing this. So, yeah, I'll let you know. I mean, let me know when, yeah, that would, if you're doing them in Greenville, I'll, it's a couple hours from here, I think. Not that, we could hang out, have a couple of beers. Yeah, when did you get that work done on your arm? Honest of God, you know, when I got it done,

right after Biden got elected, because I didn't want anybody approaching me to talk about the policy, you know, I mean, I didn't want any douchebaggery. That'll do it. I swear to God. That was my, why I got. got it. I wanted people to know how I voted and fuck you Biden.

And it worked. I love it. Because the people who compliment me on it are the people that you know, tin knockers and truck drivers and shit. Of like mine. Yes, yes. Well, thank you, Anthony. Again, we appreciate it, man. And plug your shit. Plug your shit one more time before we go. Yeah,

I'm on, of course, what is it? 430 to 6 p.m. every day on censor.tv. That's compound media. But don't worry about that. 77 W.A.B.C. Sunday nights, 8 to 11 p.m. Eastern Time. Yeah, I know. I didn't even ask for the job.

They called me. Someone gave them my number and said, could you come up to New York? We want to talk to you about a time slot. And I'm like, what? And I've been saying, like, yeah, you know, I want to pull the throttle back a little bit and my dog on the lawn and throw the ball. ball around. And now I got more gigs than I had fucking years ago. So it happens when you're town. I was waiting for that call for years in New York. I mean, I got one or two. And the one good one, serious gave me. They fired me for a tweet.

But anyways, I was surprised as hell. Yeah, I know about getting fired from Sirius for a tweet. Yes, you do. All right. All right. I love you, brother. See you. Thank you, brother. All right. Awesome. Thank you, Anthony. me. Hey, by the way, I got a text from Gutfeld. All of a sudden, you know, he wants me to go on the show. Oh, my God. You know, it's funny. What's ironic? I'm the only one that I have like an open invitation because I write from, you know,

I help with the monologs and shit. So I really have an open invitation. But that's how much I hate New York and flying into New York. And I don't want to fucking get in a cab and go to. That's, and I would say to my manager, I go, I said, I would only agree to do shows. Those only help you create if you're on like twice a week or almost every night or Right, right.

I said, I'm not going to do one every six months. I just, what I want to want to be on TV? I've been in the fucking industry forever. I've been on TV. Yeah, yeah. I mean, so that's how jaded I am. But you would fucking murder. Sherrod Small is very good on it.

Jimmy's always on and he's always funny. Jimmy's always on. People ask me because I fly up to New York maybe once a month to do. do a live show from the WABC studios. Yeah. They like seeing my face. Oh, cool. And people ask me, they go, how long does it take before you're just looking

around New York and going, this fucking sucks? I go, when I look out the plane window and I see Manhattan, I don't even have to be there. When I first see Manhattan, I go, motherfucker. And then I've been stuck there. The past

two times I went, two days I was stuck. And then the last Last time last week, 36 hours of delayed flights and canceled flights. And it's Delta, which normally is not too bad. But I was so fucking pissed. Oh, my God. Life is just difficult. If you get into it young enough and early enough, you don't realize it because you're young

and you're staying out all night, chase some pussy. And you're really having fun and ignoring all the bad shit. But it wasn't as bad as it is today. But yeah, I didn't, I had a ball and shit. But even then I go, life is so difficult. whether you're banking, go to a restaurant, standing at a bar, you're four feet deep, you're going to men's room, you're banging elbows. Fuck this.

It's fucking stupid. I love it. All right, dude. All right, buddy. We'll see you. Take it easy, pal. Bye. That it is it, boys and girls, for today. You know, don't forget cameo.com.

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