The Nick DiPaolo Show - Pay Gap Propoganda #195

Episode Date: July 8, 2019

After World Cup, women still whining; Starbuck apologizes after cops get kicked out; Sticky situation in syrup sex scandal.

Thank you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Welcome to the big show. How are you, folks? How was your Fourth of July? Did you shoot any bottle rockets at cops? Because that was going on in Arkansas. We'll get to that in a bit. We have to be the most ignorant country on the face of the earth sometimes.

Well, some of us. Anyways, great to be with you free on Facebook and on YouTube today. And we added, get this, almost 6,700 YouTube subscribers in June. they like do it live okay we'll do it live fuck it do it live take it easy bill I want all of you to enjoy your cake

so enjoy enjoy so what's going on in the world uh, I hate to even bring up this subject. I didn't even want to touch it. I'm not a soccer fan. I'm not saying it's a bad sport. But if you've watched your show on a regular basis the last couple of years, you know my take on it. I've mentioned it on a couple of my albums. And it's a great game, you know, because, well,

every country plays it because it doesn't take any money. You need a ball when you're a kid or kick a soda can or whatever. And it's fun to play. I agree with that. It's the worst spectator sport ever. I will argue that until I'm blue in the face and how people get excited about the World Cup, never mind the Women's World Cup.

If you like soccer, you're semi-retarded. If you're following women's soccer, I don't know what to say to you. I don't know what to say. I was hoping they would lose. I've got to be honest with you. What, Nick? You the patriotic, jingoistic, right-wing? Yes.

I don't want anything to make this sport more popular in the United States for anybody. The field is 700 miles long. There's six people on it. There's a goal scorer once every three months. If you like to watch two teams play in the neutral zone, it's a great sport. It's politically correct. They don't keep score in soccer

because they don't keep score in some towns because they say if the kid loses a soccer game, it's going to hurt their self-esteem. Losing a soccer game is not going to hurt a little girl's self-esteem. Having her drunk uncle try to touch her at a birthday party, that's going to fuck up their self-esteem. Losing a soccer game is not going to hurt a little girl's self-esteem. Having her drunk uncle try to touch her at a birthday party, that's going to fuck up her self-esteem. I'm supposed to believe Tammy became a stripper

because she missed a penalty kick in high school. Come on! It sucks! God, I'm tired of it. I was so hoping they would lose. I always do. They're cocky. They're do. They're cocky. They're arrogant.

They're worse than the guys, at least, are a little bit humble. But, you know, I am so, I was, whatever. I didn't watch it. Of course not. Never would. But Jesus Christ, the way they're talking about it, you know, because it ties into, well, here's the, they won 2-0 over the Netherlands.

Yipty-dipty-dooty. Here's the parade so I can load up on eggs. Fucking tear gas. But here's the second goal. Looking, cutting, shooting, goal. Level 2-0, U.S. Yeah.S. Yeah. Hey.

Goal. Goal. Andre Sheva. No, don't go. You know why this guy's going so nuts? He's trying to wake up the 12 people in North America that are supposed to give a fuck about this. Yay. Look, I'm being disrespectful to the women. Look, I'm not, I'm being

disrespectful to the women. That's quite an achievement, I guess. I don't know. Who cares? God. But naturally, anything that involves women in the United States in 2019 has to get political because, you know, they're a set-upon group and they're treated like second-class

citizens, even though us men have been trying to, you know, take you to dinner and buyon group, and they're treated like second-class citizens, even though us men have been trying to, you know, take you to dinner and buy you drinks your whole fucking life. But I can understand how tough it is. Anyways, they went 2-0, and they proved that the U.S. women are still at the top of the game, and the athletes say they should be paid equal to the men's soccer. I know what you did. You're a damn player. All right, just get the hell out of here. Athletes say they should be paid equal to the men. Megan Rapinoe, she says, I don't think the FIFA respects women.

Why don't you take five minutes and enjoy your success before you start the fucking incessant whining. And you know where this is going, about equal pay, more propaganda. At this moment, she says, of tremendous pride for America, the sad equation remains all too clear, and Americans won't stand for it anymore. Well, here's her yapping away. We have a clip of her after the game. and watching these in a stage like the world cup she's a young dennis larry um i mean i think everyone is is ready for this conversation to move to the next step i think we're done with are we worth it should we have equal pay is it you

know pause no we're not done with it not until you understand economics Why don't you buy a goddamn book on capitalism and free markets? It's really simple. I don't know. I know that they know this. They're pretending not to. I think they're being disingenuous. We'll explain in a second. Go ahead.

Yeah. Is the markets the same? Yeah, yeah. Everyone's done with that. Fans are done with that. Players are done with that. The markets aren't the same. That's the point.

In a lot of ways, I think sponsors and everyone's done with that. Let's get to the next point of what's next. How do we support women's federations and women's programs around the world? What can FIFA do to do that? What can we do to support the leagues around the world? And I think it's no surprise. I mean, we put on, as all players, I'm saying, every player at this World Cup, put on the most incredible show that you could ever ask for. Really? More incredible than a Super Bowl?

Excuse me, the Stanley Cup? The World Series? You're full of shit. You have a tattoo of California on your arm. That's why I know you're full of shit. Surprise is not sliding off. After all the earthquakes and whatnot. That's God whacking them. I don't believe that.

That's what the fucking real religious nuts say. I'd like to believe it. Did she have more to say before I fucking lose my mind? Thank God. The same, you know, it's time for the Federation to correct this disparity once and for all. First of all, we've talked about the pay gap, okay? When you take men's jobs and women's jobs, and you don't just compare the jobs, you compare the amount of time worked, the experience, the education, 19 other factors,

women come out a little bit ahead, actually. That's not my opinion. That's empirical evidence. So the left like likes to keep pushing this but the bottom line with soccer and any other sport and why they're not getting paid like men and i don't know this for a fact but i'm going to go out on a limb i'm guessing men's world cup draws a lot more eyes to it am i wrong there i doubt it again i'm going out on a limb didn't even look it up.

You know why? Because I know so. It's like the WNBA and the NBA whining. Why don't we get paid like that? Here's how we're going to settle this, okay? Megan Rapinoe. And again, I don't mean to diminish what they accomplished. Tremendous.

But here's how we're going to solve this, okay? You're going to play the men's team. Not even the best men's team. You're going to play the team that came in last in professional soccer. How about the best men's college team? Let's not go that far because the beef is between people at the same level. So you play the men's World Cup team. If you win, equal pay right there. If you lose, we're going to dock you $100,000. What could be more fair than that?

It's simple economics, folks. You know that. Well, Trump actually spoke about it. I would like to see that. Now, you all have to look at numbers. When you look at World Cup soccer, that's one thing, and you also have to look at soccer professional soccer. You have to see who's taking in what. So I don't know what those numbers are. I would like to see that.

That's Trump's hair dryer. You have to look at the great stars of the men's soccer, the great stars of the women's soccer, and you have to see year-round how are they all drawing. What is the attention to the women's soccer? How are they all drawing? What is the attention to the men's soccer? And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer.

And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer.

And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the women's soccer. And then you have to look at the great stars of the men's soccer, the great stars of the women's soccer, and you have to see year-round how are they all drawing. What is the attendance for women's soccer outside of World Cup? But I would like to see it, Jim. He's being very nice. He would like to see it, but he knows it's not an economic reality because the men draw more eyes. What does that mean? You can charge higher advertising rates,

and there's where the salaries come from. It's not sexist. It's not misogyny. Same with the WNBA. People don't tune in to watch that. Well, a handful do. Do you want to watch people play a foot under the rim and take set shots from their chest like they're Bob Cozy in 1958,

little white guys running around in shorts. Or do you want to watch LeBron James dunking over somebody? That's all it is. It's not about this country being sexy. It's economics. And I got to believe Megan Rapinoe knows that. But we have to keep this going. We're not happy unless somebody's being a victim in this country.

So, again, congratulations to them all but uh she just keeps you know she's the spokesman now and she keeps rapping about all this shit and i'm tired of it uh during the celebration sunday the crowd at the soccer stadium in leonanted equal pay. Really? You go to a Hey, what is that? It's her and her girlfriend. That's her girlfriend. Very nice. Again, she reminds me of a young Dennis Larry.

Anyways. So the stadium crowd was chanting equal pay. You know, they can't fucking leave it alone even when we're at the game. Will you shut will you please shut up will you shut up shut up shut up the prize for the 2018 men's world cup stood at 400 million while female players will receive 30 million this year 30 million what the whole league i hope fifa president gianni infantino oh you're gonna you're gonna italian guy running it fucking you wonder why there's a pay gap these are bitches they cannot

play nicer i'm not like a you know the lesbian they kick the ball and i but they the man they kick the shit out of them might as well have my grandfather doing it. But he said the organization will double it for the next Women's World Cup in 2023. But Rapinoe said there still will be a long way to go. Again, it sounds like what? The civil rights. We still got a long way to go. You're not going to be happy until white people are in chains and women are getting paid twice as much.

And it's not going to fucking happen unless you live in a socialist country and that's how most of these people vote and miss rapinoe already said she's not going to the white house so if i was trump i wish she singled her out uh she says it certainly is not fair we should double it now and use that number to double or quadruple it for the next time is that how it works You just pick a number out of quadruple it. Again, it's based on economics. That's all I have to say about it. If you like soccer, you really don't like sport. Well, as far as watching it, I can't watch the NBA either,

never mind the WNBA. I can't watch two teams, a sport. And some people agree with me. I've got friends who love basketball. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't watch a sport. You watch two teams trade baskets for two hours before it means anything.

I put it on with five minutes left in the fourth quarter, you know, and I know that's a cliche thing to say. But, and soccer, I mean, Jesus, they're at midfield the whole time. Anyways, that's my solution. Men play the women. We'll solve it like that. Huh? Oh, you don't like that? Why is that? Men are physically superior. Yes. Yes. Except for the ones who are now, I can't wait for these trans people, these guys who want to play female soccer. They still have a dick. And they score 11 goals in three minutes.

They go, wow, we're exactly the same. I'm 6'3", 265. I just ran over a 12-year-old girl. That's the next step. And then Fox was at a bar right after the game in France. And watch this clip. History has just been made, Arthel. We are here in a sports bar in Lyon, France. Listen to it.

We are in a sports bar. We were going to be outside. We were going to be looking at a screen with the football. You need to shut the fuck up. Fuck Trump, huh, ladies? Fuck Trump? Okay. Proving once again soccer fans are idiotic, especially the ones that follow female soccer.

Fuck Trump. Why? Why fuck Trump? Trump is the president of the United States, a country that saved your ass. You'd be speaking fucking German right now. Just disgusting display.

Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. Who do you want in there? I know who you want. A black broad, a midget with a giant forehead missing all her fingers. That's what they want. Fuck Trump. The economy is the strongest in the world. We have the greatest military, but fuck Trump.

We just want a women's soccer game. I am tired of you bitches. Deke, you ever watch women's soccer? No. Yeah, you do. I heard you follow it consistently. But fuck Trump, yeah, you know, because he's done such a horrible job.

I can't wait to hear chanting that, you know, when he wins in 2020, which he's going to because, you know, the Attorney General's looking into Hillary and the real collusion that went on with the DNC. And I can't wait for that. Let's stay on sports real quick because I spent the best 60 bucks of my life Saturday night. I didn't even know it was on UFC. You got to, first of all, I had to go through, you know, nine apps on my phone, connect and

put up the Apple box. I have my wife wrapped in tinfoil on the roof with her tits facing due north so I could pick up the John Jones file. I mean, Jesus Christ, you're going to have a pilot's license to watch this shit. But you know what? I spent the $60 because I can almost afford it. And my God, my God, did you guys see that? The fastest knockout in UFC historyfc history jorge masiva vidal scores a ufc's fastest

ko with an incredible flying knee against ben askren i actually think it was a i don't know ben askren's thinking he's a wrestler why would you i in wrestling you go to grab a guy's legs you know but but not in this sport when kneeing somebody in the head is allowed. I get kneed in the head playing college football twice. Was knocked cuckoo with a helmet on. I can't imagine. This fucking guy, he's got to be. Right now he's in a diaper at home eating Froot Loops with vodka.

Wait a minute. Did I call for that, you motherfucker? Where are you going? Hurry up. I'm just excited to see it. Are you going? Hurry up. I'm just excited to see it. Are you really? Is this about you, Jason? No.

Yeah, exactly. Get back in your cage. What the fuck's a hurry? Got a date? Anyways, show the video. No, no, no, no, no, no. So listen to this. I'm texting Joe Rogan as he's doing the fight live in Vegas.

And I didn't think he'd get back to me, you know. But God bless Joe Rogan. And put up the screenshot. This is what I texted him right before the quickest knockout. I'm going with a wrestler slash grappler, Askren. And then this is what happened right after I texted that. Colin Kaepernick. You got knocked the fuck out, man. Wow! Wow! One of the credits now got to under three! You got knocked the fuck out, man!

Those extra couple shots in the face. I don't know. If you want this UFC thing to go, you know, every state, some of them still don't allow it because of shit like that, I think. I personally think it's a little, and I like piling on. I played dirty in football. I was always a late hitter. But that's ridiculous. The guy's unconscious? What is this like piling on. I played dirty in football. I was always a late hitter. But that's ridiculous.

The guy's unconscious? What is this, downtown Detroit on a fucking Saturday night? Save that for the street thug, Joe. But, man, did he get knocked off. Catchy. Let's take another look. Less than five seconds. Oh.

Could have broken his neck right there. Bing, bong, bing. That poor bat. Look at him. His left leg won't even go down. It's in the knockout position. And, you know, it was two seconds into the fight, Ben Askren catches a knee in the head. I think it was kind of a lucky shot.

I like to see, look, 9 out of 10 street fights, and even the UFC guys, I'll tell you this, end up... You get in a street fight, 9 out of 10 of them end up on the ground in a grappling thing. And that's when you pull out a knife or gun. That's what I learned.

Here's what Askren tweeted after the fight. What did he tweet after the fight? Well... Well, at least he has a... That's going to be embarrassing, huh? Your fucking girlfriend's there, your whole family, you flew people over. What do you say to the guy after? You know his family ran back to the hotel and fucking hid under the bar or some shit?

Poor prick. At least he has a sense of humor. I bet you somebody typed that for him he can't type right now right now he's speaking in tongues it's on the toilet shitting blood and his pope post fight remarks uh masvidal made it clear that he didn't rate askren and that he considered him a fraud they were talking a lot of shit he was talking shit about another guy that askren beat i think right another hispanic remember they were talking shit about that askren was talking shit about another guy that Askren beat, I think, right? Another Hispanic. Remember they were talking shit about that?

Askren was talking shit about somebody that this guy knew. Yeah, Askren started the shit talking after Masvidal's last fight with Darren Till. Yeah, they started talking shit there. So Askren was talking. Boy, did he shut his mouth. You know how many times his brain bounced back and forth? That's what a concussion is, you know. I've had four that I know of.

Unfortunately, well, look, I played football in the early 80s in college, and that, you know, the first time I carried the ball, my first start against UMass, I ran off tackle. I got hit by an All-American, Grady Fuller, all-American. He got drafted in the NFL. My first carry. I come off the field, and I'm kind of staggering a bit. This is my first carry. And the coach, it says, he reads a play to me. It might as well have been Pigletton. I had no fucking idea. But you know what? My head cleared up. They go, get back in there. Had the best game of my life. I'm sure that's healthy.

And then I get fucking knocked out in a blue-white scrimmage. It was spring football at the end of your scrimmage. I got knocked silly there. Got knocked out in high school, returning a kickoff. But look at me. I came out perfect, didn't I? And back then it was just called getting your bell rung. Yeah, that's what they'd say.

You got your bell rung. Get back in there. Yeah, but I just shit my pants. I don't give a shit. We're down 6-0. I remember looking over at my coach. The field was slanted. They were waving at me, you know, to come off, and everything was crooked.

I'm trying to step like I'm drunk. It's kind of a cool feeling, actually. Get whacked. But anyways, enough of that. Let's get to the turmoil, the racial turmoil that'll never go away. And Starbucks, I hate their coffee. I hate what they stand for. I always hated their coffee. When I'm at the airport now, I see people 25 deep waiting for a fucking $9 coffee. You assholes. Melania Trump could be handing out handjobs. I'm not getting in that line. Well, maybe. Fucking Starbucks. In New York City, you walk by, everybody, they get those Janine Garofalo glasses on. They're at their computers. Oh, look, I'm intelligent and drinking a $10 latte,

They're at their computers. Oh, look, I'm intelligent and drinking a $10 latte. Typing away on their blogs, shitting on Trump. But anyways, Starbucks Corp on Sunday apologized after an employee at one of its stores in Tempe, Arizona, asked six police officers to leave or move out of a customer's line of sight. Can you fucking imagine? We have lost it. The officers had visited the store on the 4th of July, paid for their drinks.

They shouldn't even have to pay for their drinks. Dunkin' Donuts would never do that. Before one company employee approached them about a customer not feeling safe. So six cops make you feel unsafe. We've finally reached it. Insanity. Not feeling safe because of the police presence. The Tempe officers, you know, there was a backlash on fucking Twitter. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no have we have we have we I want to know and my first question was my buddy's like now I bet you

they were white little white liberal millennia I don't think I was I was going with a one black customer who probably had a problem you think white libs I don't know the reason I say that because remember the couple years ago the black kids in Philly the cops came in said they were loitering and arrested him remember that whole big fucking snafu? And there was a black guy on the Internet. He actually was funny as hell. Right after that happened, he went into Starbucks. He goes, I want my slavery coffee. My reparations copy.

He was doing it as a, you know, he actually thought it was silly too. But can you imagine in this day and age, first of all, making them pay for their coffee? Fuck you, number one. What are are you a trillion dollar company and number two six cops make you feel unsafe every time i see a video of a black guy getting pulled over i watch cops and all those shows do they look scared the black guys do they do what the cops say or do they ignore the cops warnings you know the answer to that but anyways uh problem you're the fucking problem you fucking doctor why onking jam rag arkin spunk bubble i'm telling you h you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground i promise you not this time this uh

treatment of public safety workers could not be more disheartening. While the barista was polite, making such a request at all was offensive, the association added. You think? Following the incident, users took to Twitter to support the police, tweeting comments along with hashtag boycott Starbucks. That's how I know I'm getting shadow banned,

because I put that the minute I read the story. I said boycott these scumbags, and it got like 55 likes. Normally, back in the day, that would get five. I know my fans, okay? And don't tell me only 55 people agree with me. So I believe I'm being shadow banned again. I could be wrong.

Do you like coffee that much, Starbucks coffee? Starbucks coffee on behalf of Starbucks. I want to sincerely apologize to you all for the experience that six of your offices had in our store on July 4th. Roseanne Williams, the coffee chains executive vice president, wrote, What occurred in our store on July 4th is never the experience your offices or any customer should have. And at Starbucks, we are already taking the necessary steps to ensure this doesn't happen again in the future. And you blew it. You blew it. She said it was unacceptable behavior, too, in another quote. Actually, the sad part is it is acceptable now.

Cops don't get served sometimes. We've done stories on this show. They don't get served in a restaurant because people are anti. Who do you think these six people, who do you think that customer who complained about the six cops, who do you think he's going to call or she if there's a mugging or somebody breaks into

their house? Who are they going to call? Howard Schultz, the CEO? Well, he's on his fucking yacht, can't help. Unbelievable. We live in a law and order is what separates us from the rest of the shitholes in this world. And we have sanctuary cities and this, this anti-cop. I feel uncomfortable because people here who are in a car that says to protect and serve are making me feel uncomfortable.

Why don't we see who that person is? Can I ask you that? That's why I'm leaning black. Probably wrong. I don't know. But why can't we see? Regardless, why can't we see who said that? What customer asked that employee for the cops to leave? Why can't we get that?

You always get one side of the story when it comes to this racial shit. Always. The cops, you should be out there saying that this was the person. So the cops went online and were shitting all over Starbucks, thank God. Don't ever, you know, they always say that it's an old cliche and it's one of the oldest bits in the, but you don't ever rob a donut shop. Some guy did it in Massachusetts, and there's like four cops in there.

It was... Stand-ups have been making jokes about that for 20 years, and this guy apparently never went to Yuck Yucks. Anyways, hey, dates real quick. You can get these at nickdip.com. My next gig, I might squeeze something in before this, but Saturday, August 10th, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania, and then Friday and this, but Saturday, August 10th, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania. And then Friday and Saturday, August 16th and 17th, Helium Comedy Club in Philly.

Thursday, October 10th, Levity Live, Nyack, New York. Friday, November 15th, the Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York. Saturday, November 16th, Comedy Works, Saratoga Springs, New York. New Year's Eve, Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, New York. Friday, January 24th of 2020, the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut. Would love to shoot a special there. Saturday, February 15th of 2020, Kelsey Theater, Lake Park, Florida.

Go to nickanddip.com. And don't forget cameo.com. Real quick, if you want me to send a personal video roasting one of your friends or enemies, somebody at work, a neighbor, or say happy birthday to your dad or whatever, I will send you a video. And people have used these. One guy used it at a wedding, showed my video of him roasting some guy at the wedding. So go to Cameo.com, click on my profile, fill out the information,

and I'll be glad to ruin somebody's day or make somebody's day. Let's lighten it up a little bit, shall we, ladies and gentlemen? Monroe Landscaper, that's Monroe, Connecticut, charged in maple syrup sex case, and he refused to plea. He's taking it to trial. You tell me if he's making the right move after hearing the story. By the way, syrup and... I don't know.

Fucking... I always went with lube. I tried syrup once. I had more scars on my dick than fucking Bobby Orr's left knee. Robert Somley, the Monroe landscaper who received notoriety for enticing a married woman to have sex with him with maple syrup and blueberry jam and then allegedly secretly video recorded her, turned down a plea bargain on Friday and told Superior Court Judge he wants a trial. Somley is charged with voyeurism along with violating a protective order

and illegally possessing an assault weapon. What was smuckers? In possession of a high capacity magazines that they found in his house later. His lawyer, Tomos Koko, said he's opting for a jury trial. Police said the woman was helping Somley move out of the home he had been evicted from. Yeah, go to trial. When Somley said he needed to take a break. After about 20 minutes, the woman went looking for Somley and found him in the home naked, watching pornography on a laptop. Now it's getting delicious. When the woman questioned what Somley was doing, police said he responded he needed to relieve himself.

Is that what relieve means? I thought it was a shit or a piss. Oh, my God. I actually did this, too, once. I was wallpapering in high school and i gave it a quick yank but there was nobody around and we were out of paste what he responded needed to relieve himself before you're crazy i'm not crazy i just don't give a fuck Police said the woman left and went back to loading a trailer,

but after a short while decided she too needed to take a break. God, where do you find these crazy broads, huh? I want to know what he looks like. First of all, what she looks like. You don't, I'm not, I didn't, I couldn't find, you guys might be able to. When she went back into the home, this time she found Somley naked and dribbling. Not a bad looking guy i'm not saying i want to sleep with a guy but i'm just saying i'm allergic to syrup

but uh i want to see the woman though she's got to be 800 pounds you know she wasn't even in it for him she saw the syrup and anyways she went back into the home and found somn Somley naked dribbling maple syrup on his body. Police said the woman confessed that this site was a turn-on for her. And she demanded to be allowed to participate in this. Well, good for her, you big pig, you. The woman later died of diabetes. Blood sugar went through the fucking roof.

Listen to this. In addition to the syrup, police said the couple engaged in foreplay with blueberry jelly. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. Blueberry jelly for foreplay. Remember that, folks. Not quite as sticky. When the woman found out

there was a video, police said she demanded Somley delete it, but he refused. This guy's fucking psychotic. Don't you do background show? Where do you find these guys on Craigslist and shit?

Guy shows up at your house. He's got a jar of Skippy and you're like is that for your lunch no i'm gonna fuck it later oh 50 year old saw me was arrested on charge of violating protective order when police said he told the woman's best friend that she needed to tell the victim that if she did not drop all the charges, he would completely destroy her. Is this guy fucking psychotic? That he would go public with her name. Well, your name's already out there, and it's already destroyed. When police later went to Somley's home, they said they found an unlicensed AK-47 rifle and nine high-capacity magazines and five cans of open honey with pubes in them.

Little energy. Come on, Deke. I mean, what the fuck, man? I know you're focused on Deke is going to run the board on Thursday. Yay. Because Jason tells me that he's going away. You know, he fucking doesn't ask me. He tells me. I'm going back to New York because my grampy's having a birthday.

I'm going to fucking break. Only reason I'm letting you do it, Jason, is because I don't think you've had a day off. Have you in a long time? I've had two over the last year. Have you? Well, then fuck it. You're not going anywhere. You stay here and Deke will sit on your lap.

Anyways, we have video. Maple syrup can be sexy on some people, right? Check this fucking out. Those are my balls. Right before sex. Looks like a baby seal after the Valdez. Here's a reference from the...

Holy shit! Excuse me? I need to use the toilet before we have sex. Is that it? I thought we had her fondling herself. That's another show. We can't do that. Anyhow, never did that.

Some girl tried to put candle wax on my balls once. Cost me almost $100. I get sick from the candle smell. I don't like scented candles, especially when they're mixed with ball sweat. It turns into some type of mustard gas. Let's go to some more brilliant behavior over the weekend. You know it was the 4th of July.

That's the other thing about where I live. Fireworks. All other places I've lived, you have to look around, maybe drive a little bit. I stood on my front lawn every direction there were fireworks in this town. People down south are nuts about their fireworks, especially in College Station, Arkansas. An unruly crowd launched fireworks at Pulaski County deputies and ambulances during a chaotic fireworks war.

Anybody want to guess who the people were? That's right. The fucking Amish are at it again. This was on Thursday night. At least five people. Listen to this. At least five people blew off hands and fingers during the incident, and 12 people were arrested. People were coming up to us.

This is the cops talking. With missing fingers and hands blown off, Pulaski County Sheriff said. When we were trying to put tourniquets on someone that had missing fingers, they were throwing fireworks at us. You can't tell me we're not done as a fucking species. You ignorant bastards. As 300 people were gathered in the area when the chaos erupted, two PCSOs suffered minor burns during the mayhem.

Here's the video. They shooting at the police. Oh, and here's the video they shooting at the police oh and that's the police they shooting at how did i know let me get my back hey he walking like he can't even be hurt. Oh, he chasing me. Let me get my ass back away. Uh-oh, they're going nothing.

Okay, they fucking came in and caught to the shit. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Happy 4th of July. All right. We get the idea. Okay. So once again, another example of black people being frightened of police.

I said sarcastically. First responders of all colors are there trying to help black people who blew off their fingers and hands. I wonder if what's his name was there? Jason Pierre Paul. They're there to help these people. And this goes on in major cities, and they start shooting fireworks at them. But they're scared of the police. Like when six of them come into a Starbucks, they get uncomfortable.

You've got to be dog-styling me. Now, here's my question. Why don't the police respond like they used to, with billy clubs and tear gas and knock some heads? But we don't do that anymore to certain people. They have free reign. You're watching law and order just disappear. There should be some skull cracking going on. But then what happens?

Then they're personally liable, the cops. Yes, D? I think they should have just left. Who? Yeah, the cops. Oh, yeah. And the people who were hurt. Just leave them.

Yes. If they don't want to help. Yes. That sounds like a great idea on its surface. And then they're sued for not taking care of those people who bleed to death or whatever. They were in danger. You sounded like a 12-year-old girl when you said that. They were in danger.

But that's not how, you know, the fucking laws, you know. Oh, it's your job you know how it is they would they they and then they would be called racist for leaving um absolutely fucking ridiculous so much anti-cop sentiment whether it's somebody spitting in their food shooting fireworks i'm asking them to leave a stuff it is unbelievable in this day and age and all those people like i said if something happened at their home at night who were they I'm asking him to leave a stop. It is unbelievable in this day and age. And all those people, like I said, if something happened at their home at night, who are they calling first? If they have homes.

Probably not. It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. And you can project it back on me. There were so many fireworks being shot at police and ambulances, the first responders could no longer drive into the area, Lieutenant Burke told the Arkansas Democrat Gazette. As a result, deputies had to rush people with missing fingers and hands to medics who were staged blocks away. Deputies arrested a dozen people on a myriad of charges, ranging from aggravated assault and assault on a peace officer

to fleeing in drug possession. It just angers the shit out of me. These people, the cops put their necks on the line to protect the same people that are attacking them. Why could I grab this microphone? I beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. College station residents claim that a majority of the people who are participating in the fireworks war were teens from outside the area. You don't say. So what does that mean?

So they get away scot-free? I want to follow up and see if anybody was arrested and shit. Why wouldn't you do it again next year? But see, if you got your head cracked open by a billy club, you'd be hesitant. Or rubber bullets. You know me. I'm a big proponent of rubber bullets. You don't have to use lethal force, but rubber bullets hurt like a, you know, if they hit you right, they can't kill you.

I say that about the wall, too. People coming over, spraying with rubber bullets. Nick, that's medieval. Well, as Trump said, so is the wheel. We're still using that. It's the best. I don't know who gave him that line but it was right on the goddamn money you see this

did you see this this black college basketball player I think he was in college collapses from anxiety attack and his dad went to the hospital with him to secretly film a doctor mocks and laughs at him she's this big angry

lesbian woman Nick why does that matter? Well, I don't know. It's part of the story. You want to focus on that the other 98% of the time, I'm going to ignore it now. Samuel Bardwell is a college athlete who suffers from debilitating anxiety and panic attack. And let me tell you something, him and his dad handled this beautifully. I would have fucking lost my shit, even if I couldn't sit up like he claims. I would have choked this woman slash man. I've been watching my 600-pound life for the last two weeks. I want to do a show that's just the opposite.

It's going to be called My 12-Gram Ethiopian Life. We have to fatten these people up. If you guys ever watch my 600 pound life, that doctor comes in with no personality. Hello. Pam, I put you on a strict diet. You say you don't understand

why you say you're eating right, but the last time I saw you, you were 457 and now you're 811. So don't tell me that you're eating right, but the last time I saw you, you were 457, and now you're 811. So don't tell me that you're eating right. That's as excited as he gets. You're a fat fuck, and I want to headbutt you. Now, I'm going to put you on a strict nine in battery acid diet.

You should shit blood for two years, and then we'll make another appointment. That should come with a trigger one. They lifted this lady's gunt up and she had like Cheeto dust. A mousetrap fell out of there and an empty Sprite can. It was like the shark in Jaws

when they made him a license plate from Louisiana. She didn't eat a car, did she? I think she did. I told her no car eating. But she did it anyway. Anyways, the 20-year-old student takes a prescription drug, Klonopin, for his condition, and even if he misses a day's dose, it can have drastic consequences. He was on medication for his anxiety, but was off his meds

for two days because he couldn't get to the pharmacy before it closed, his father, Donald Bardwell, said. Bardwell's condition became so bad at the end of the two days without meds that he collapsed during summer basketball practice after suffering a panic attack. Bardwell's immediately rushed to El Camino Hospital in Los Gatos, California, by paramedics after examining him at the scene. He wasn't looking too good, as coach Scott Eidelgord said. It looked like he was having a pretty severe anxiety attack. Sam played for maybe five minutes before he stepped out. He collapsed on the grass

outside the weight room. When we went outside, he tried to get up but fell back down. So they bring him to the hospital. The suffering patient and his dad were shockingly met with harassment and humiliation by one of the hospital's physicians, Dr. Beth Keekstra. We'll call her Bob. And it was all caught on tape. God bless the old man. And again, I appreciate how they kept their cool. Even the kid, I would have lost my shit. Here's the video of what they were subjected to by this very angry gay nurse.

I saw him go in and out of consciousness. He is completely awake and alert right now. He is, but if he leaves this hospital, if he leaves this hospital, he's going to have another anxiety attack just like that one because he's in the same shape that he was in when he came in.

Exactly. Sure, and he doesn't have a clog pin because he doesn't have, he didn't, you know, he doesn't have his clog pin. It took four hours to get through, so what am I supposed to do? I'm sorry, sir.

You were the least sick of all the people who are here who are dying. There, so you picked your head up. Now, don't try to tell me you can't move. Yeah, sit up. Sit up. Look at this. Sit up. Sit up.

I'm having you sit up. I can't get up. Because he needs to sit up, and he won't let me. He's literally yanking my arm to get up. I'm literally helping you up. You're helping me? Yes. I can't get me. She's literally yanking my arm. I'm literally helping you up. You're helping me? I can't get up. Can you imagine?

You want us to wheel you to your house in the gurney? That's not what I said. Easy, Pat. You just lifted your head just fine. Yes, I lifted my head and my arms up to here. Yes. Put your hands on here and pull yourself up. I cannot do that. Yes, you can. I cannot do it in the ambulance. I cannot do it now. You can do it now. I cannot do that. Yes, you can. I cannot do it in the ambulance. I cannot do it now.

You can do it now. I just tried to inhale and I even told her I could not inhale. Watch this. He can't inhale. Wow. He must be dead. Are you dead, sir? No, but you're fat and mean. I don't understand. You are breathing just fine. I mean, this is not... You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A hip-hop speaking cunt cunt cunt cunt a big fat sneaky cunt how does she get hired how do you nick what are you saying you can judge a book by its cover? Yeah, that's why books have covers, somebody told me. I think it was Louis C.K. who said that.

But, uh, it gets worse. Watch how abusive this angry, uh, thing is. I'm not saying anything different than what I've said the whole time. Like me. No. You have changed your story. By the way, hold on. The, uh. The video had paused.

This isn't Jason or anything. But we still have the audio. Listen to how he talks to the baby. Whoa. I mean, she. Yeah, that's how pissed off you've gotten me, okay? Go back. I'm not saying anything different than what I've said the whole time.

Like me. No. You have changed your story every fucking time. Whoa. Yeah, that's how pissed off you've gotten me okay you believe that shit and you and see how calm they i would have lost my shit if i was the dad or the uh um can imagine it and she knows you know why she can get away well she's suspended right now but again you know what's going to happen the story will go away we won't follow up on it. She'll get her job back because she's part of a protected class.

We have to have equality in the emergency room. Can you imagine being talked to like that? And God bless the old man for doing that. Okay, first of all, she's got a bird's nest on her head that just rained on and uh she looks crazy as a shithouse rat but maybe she's a good nurse she was talking like that she has had experience with people coming in because a lot of people do come in and fake shit to get colonopin and stuff like that but this this guy is clearly, he's a healthy athlete. They just brought him from the basketball court, right, Jason?

Yeah, no one comes in with his parents to get drugs. Yeah, good point. What's he, the lookout guy? Uh-oh, here comes Pat. Pretend you can't move your left arm. She's about to break it off. Angry lesbian, like there's any other kind. Oh, that's not fair.

Anyways, I say big thumbs up to the old man. She says, I did nothing wrong. I did not raise my voice. Well, you're a lying fucking whore, we have you on tape raising your voice. I was not aggressive. You grabbed the guy's arm. You tried to break it off and beat him with a bloody end. We saw.

I didn't have the intent or the ability to even be aggressive, he said. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm quoting him. Could have been her. My bad. I did nothing wrong. I did not raise my voice, which he didn't. I was not aggressive. I didn't have the intent or the ability to be aggressive.

I have no other words for it. I'm just so confused of why somebody would treat me like that without being aggressive, without me being hostile. You know, they were the ones being hostile from the beginning. They were the ones being confrontational from the beginning. I couldn't. I was numb head to toe. You are correct, sir. They did not give him Klonopin, Donald Bardwell said the old man.

All he needed was a pill or two until he could get his prescription. The hospital says, we take this matter very seriously, and the contracted physician has been removed from the work schedule. She's now wrestling under the name of Big Bear. Pending further investigation. The hospital also said they've contacted Vituity, the contracted provider that employs Keegstra, and asked them to remove her from their list of trusted emergency room doctors. When I got punched in the face, I had to go to the emergency room when I got sucker punched. And there was a young nurse. And I said to her, are you going to do the peripheral eye test?

And she rolled her fucking eyes because she didn't know what it was. I said, I've had concussions, and they always do this. There's a dot on the wall. You go like this, and I tell you when I can see your fingers. If you have a concussion, you don't see them until right here. She rolled her eye, and she did this. She goes like this to me real quick. Young, beautiful black girl, but she was, boy, she didn't like me right off the bat.

I could have got her in trouble, you know, because I was later diagnosed with a concussion. But imagine you go to a hospital and you're treated like that? It's unheard of. Here we go. Festival charges. Here we go. Festival charges double ticket price for non-people of color. In 2019.

Oh, my God. These blacks. Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way a music and arts festival in detroit is charging fans different prices depending on their skin color the con why is it color c-o-l-o-u-r is this an english paper yeah that's a british it's an english paper though well why why is england covering uh Detroit? Anyways, the controversial pricing plan has led to one artist pulling out of the event saying she was enraged by the policy. The organizers of the Afro Future Fest, which I have tickets to every year. I couldn't go this year. I was going to the Albino fucking music fest in Alaska. I was going to the Albino fucking music fest in Alaska.

Set for 3rd and 4th of August are charging lower rates for tickets bought by people of color than for non-people of color, which tells you what, folks? It's not about reconciliation. It's about retribution. That's all it is. They're doing everything to white people that was done to them, even though it wasn't done to them, because they're not old enough to have experienced any of this shit. Early bird tickets for people of color were $10 and $20.

$10 for people of color, $20 for non-people. By the way, you know, us white people have color. Look at me. I don't have color? Am I even white? George is baking me here. Look at that. Fucking age spots grown.

There were also people of color tickets, which were free, but they have now sold out. Let me correct you on that. You can't sell out something that's free. You dumb English idiot who wrote this. The free tickets are sold out. They didn't sell them. They gave them away. What the fuck?

Bing. Later date pricing office, POC, that's people of color tickets for $20, and non-PC tickets for $40. They're going up. But my favorite, one of my favorite hip-hop artists, you know, I have all her old stuff. Tiny Jag.

We have a picture of Tiny Jag? There she be. She used to scrape my ass with those nails. I'll tell you, I'd be pouring maple syrup in her face. She's screaming about hypertension. She pulled out of the event in protest. So I'd see that and I'd go, hey, finally a black person who gets it. But then it turns out she's biracial, so she has white relatives. Otherwise, she wouldn't have given a fuck either. But I'm glad she stuck up. Good for you, Tiny Jag. She changed her name to Giant Jag. The organizers

explained their pricing in the frequently asked questions section of their website. It stated, why do we have people of color and non-people of color, white people tickets? I'm glad you asked, because I'm a racist piece of garbage. Equality means treating everyone the same. Listen to their rationale here. Equity is ensuring everyone has what they need to be successful. What does that got to do with getting tickets to a concert, being successful? Our ticket structure was built to ensure that most marginalized communities, people of color, are provided with an equitable chance at enjoying events in their own community.

It says in parentheses, black Detroit. That's what it says on the. There's something wrong with the black man. Well, whoever put this on. You know, there's poor white people who can't afford to. You know what I mean? I had to sell like 10 kilos of Coke to get Bob Seger tickets. Nobody's helping me out in the 80s.

I love how it just marginalized communities. It says people of color in parentheses. No poor white people. Tiny Jag, a biracial rapper based in Detroit, has quit the event and insisted Afrofuturefest remove her name from all promotional material. Good for her. She told the Detroit Metro

Times, I was immediately enraged just because I am biracial. I have family members that would have, under those circumstances, been subjected to something that I would not ever want them to be in, especially not because of anything that I have going on. Tiny Jag also said of the ticketing policy, it's non-progressive. No, it's very progressive, Tiny Jag.

Tiny Jag, listen to me, my old girlfriend. It's very progressive. All those Democrat candidates for reparations, they wouldn't have a problem with this story. It would make perfect sense. It's very progressive. All those Democrat candidates for reparations, they wouldn't have a problem with this story. It would make perfect sense. It's very progressive with your modern day. She says, and it's not solution focused in my eyes. And she's exactly right. And she's got glasses and she could see it.

It seems almost like it has spite. And unfortunately, with spite comes hate. And that's just not obviously going to be a good direction for us to go if we're looking for positive change. She said that perfectly, in my opinion. The legality of Afrofuture's ticket policy is believed to be questionable. The Civil Rights Act of 1964, Title II, states, I have this tattooed on my calf, All persons shall be entitled to the full and equal enjoyment of the goods, services, facilities, and privileges, advantages, and accommodations of any place of public accommodation,

as defined in this section, without discrimination or segregation on the ground of race, color, religion, or national origin. Here's the important part. The section describes places of public accommodation to include, and I quote, any motion picture house, where people are yelling at the screen, concert hall, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, we have a winner, sports arena, stadium, or other place of exhibition or entertainment, including the Nick DiPaolo show. It's free to everybody, my show today.

Of all stripes, religions, ethnicities, I welcome all colors. Not like the Afro Future Fest, whatever the fuck it's called. I'm surprised that Colin Kaepernick wasn't the symbol for this Afro Fest with his 1960s I hate whitey haircut. But in 2019, can you imagine charging white people more because they have white skin?

The definition of racism. And again, my take here is it's all about retribution, not about reconciliation. That's why it's never going to get fixed ever. Last night we went to the Savannah Bananas. Yes, sir. How can you hate a team with that emblem? Look at that. It's like one of my wife's sex toys when it fucking didn't work for her.

I have never been to a sporting event in my life like this. Okay? We went to the game. I'd walked by the stadium before and heard. I'm going, what's going on in there? I never heard any baseball announcers. What the hell? And everybody told me, it's like an event like no other, a sporting event.

So it's a beautiful little park. It really is. It's 1958 down here. Not racially, thank God. It was black and white people. This is the way it should be. Black and white people together at a sporting event, having a great time, sitting with each other, dancing. They play in the, what is it, the Coastal League or something? It's, what's it called, East Coastal? It's on the hat, actually.

It's on the hat? On what hat? That think it i think it is the eastern coastal league yeah okay thanks jason clearing up what i just said it's on what fucking hat anyways uh anyways it was an all-star game last night okay these are some of the best these these kids played the clemson appalachia state north carolina i mean these are good ball players. And these are the all-stars. And we watched about an inning before they rolled out the tarp, and I hate when they do this. This is the new thing now.

They use radar, and if they see rain coming, they'll roll the tarp out 20 minutes before it starts raining. We don't want the field to get messy. Let it get a little messy. And they rolled it out and uh by the way this is this is you know who rolled out the tarp at this game the players you know how they kept the tarp from blowing away a shot couple shopping carts tipped over on this

side i'm not making this shit up i was fucking belly laughing but i never saw people have a good time i look i personally you know me mr curmudgeon when i'm watching a red sox game or at fenway and the game is stopped because the beach ball goes on the field i go fucking ballistic i go really 35 000 people you have seven million you have seven trillion dollars worth of baseball talent on the field but that's not enough to keep your attention you need a fucking beach ball but that's not enough to keep your attention. You need a fucking beach ball. But that's the pros, okay? Here we're looking at college kids who might never play after this or whatever. It was an all-star game.

Anyway, we saw one inning of good ball, and then it started to rain, and then the fun began. Here's some clips from last night, and I'm going to go back to this. They sell out every year. The rest of their games are sold out. But watch some of the shit that went on in the stands. That's me. That's me.

Throwing bananas. Wow, sir, you sound good. The winner is just you on that one. Sir, I've never had a banana thrown as close to you before. Throwing bananas. Here we go, Zan, are you ready? Into some guy's pants. What a waste of food. Pause. Only in this country we throw food around at a baseball game. Meanwhile, there's a kid in Africa chasing a water bug with a stick for lunch,

and we're throwing perfectly good potassium away. Hold on. Here's Maceo. This kid, this guy, and by the way, the guy in the yellow suit, did he have a tar pad or did I make that up? That guy, he entertained, The fucking delay was two hours. And he entertained the whole place. I've never seen anything like it in my life.

But this is Maceo, this black dude, dancing with some of the all-stars. How fun is this? Look at this. Four of those plays are out with day-to-day with hamstring injuries. Maceo was the most flexible. Wait a minute. Jason, for fuck's sake. What is your problem, man? You got to go poo-poo or something?

Maceo was the most flexible. Dance like a magician, man. It was. He did front handsprings. He comes running out at the beginning. Does like five front handsprings. He comes running out at the beginning of the game. Does like five front handsprings. Like a professional gymnast. Didn't even blink.

Knew every friggin' dance. And I usually, you know, can't stand this shit. I couldn't take my eyes off this. And then... Go ahead, Jay. Look at this big white boy. Showing how little... Alright.

How does a white kid know that, Dan? I'm so freaking old. I don't know. The whole crowd know him. Go ahead, D. YouTube. Huh? Is it YouTube? Is that what does it? Should I be on there late at night practicing my shit? Got this. Got a beautiful jersey.

They had cheeseburgers, hot dogs. Black people and white people dancing. Babies in the crowd being... in diapers being... They weren't crying. They were laughing. it was weird it was like the way it's supposed to be it was uh go ahead these people are right behind us it's like a black wedding. It was unbelievable.

Anything else? Got one more? That's not enough. Look. Jason got up and started dancing. He turned his ankle. But what a great time. We have no idea who won, whether they finished the game.

The rain delay was almost two hours. My ass, you know, there weren't seats. My ass was numb. I couldn't. But Savannah Bananas and the All-Star, it's a round-robin tournament, right? I was going to say 75 straight sellouts. 75, and I think it holds like 4,000, they said. 75 straight sellouts, and I can see why.

And what a show they put on, man. And to see the players getting – I thought those were guys at the beginning dressed like players. They were actual players dancing and stuff. So, you know, Milwaukee Brewers or Arizona Dynamite, you can't draw people, or Tampa. I think we found it. Wouldn't you love to see Joe Madden doing the electric slide or some shit? That's what you got to do.

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