The Nick DiPaolo Show - Peace Deal In Place For Now | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1909

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

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You goddamn guineas, really, make me laugh. That's right, folks. My iPad died this weekend. A miserable death. And my wife, being the adult, is like, you know, oh shit, Monday show. And I'm going, worse than that. I don't want to have to get jizz of my iPhone now. It's a porn joke.

Yeah, no, I immediately was like, oh, Jesus. So that was $400. I get a new one. But, of course, the software that I loaded on the old one, This is when I used to do shit for myself. Loaded on the old one, of course that company's, for some reason, doesn't exist, even though people loved, you know. Yeah, and my thing updated last week, and so whatever was available wasn't met. What the fuck.

Anyways, I've got to figure that out tonight. So I'll call that Asian girl that I was seeing in the early 70s. I thought she was in your basement. She was in the early 70s. my dad's base. Hey, uh, the meathead.

Archie, would you like Chinese food? Yeah, chinks is fine. Arch, why are you going to say chinks?

You are a meathead. Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day. If you want ad free, uh, you know, programming,

join Rumble premium. Don't forget to follow, uh, my channel and download the Rumble app. Today I'll be chatting about things like, um, supposedly, uh,

Trump's Iran peace deal. You know, and you know, nobody loves Trump more than me, but I think he's going, here's my take real quick. I'll probably blow my load instead of talking about it when the segment comes up. But he's too smart and everybody around is too smart to think that these people do anything in good faith. You really, they're going to stick to their word. Come on.

So I think he's like, you know what? We'll fucking just say yes. We'll say yes to this thing. And it gives us another reason to blow them apart and take the oil. by force. I think he's had enough. But what I don't like is Bibby, and maybe this is all part of the show, maybe good cop, bad cop. I'm getting really good at this. You know what I mean? Bibby comes out, well, he didn't, but his people came out, his administration and said, this is a bad deal or whatever. And he's trying to fuck it up. So I don't know about that. That seems planned to. Anyways,

Nick's finally, not that I give two shits, I barely follow the Celtics. I only watch NBA when the Celtics, you know, Now, last time I watched a full NBA game, Larry Byrd and Magic were playing against each other. But anyways, the Knicks win, finally, and they celebrated the way I predicted last week. You know, with whatever. Also, you get chat. Chat, GPT is, well, they were being sued by a mom's who daughter took her own life and apparently chat GBT. I'll tell you. Like I said, I was asking a question about writing and they're fucking blowing me saying 40 years is a comment. You have the, so I got, they got me excited and they got her excited. It's horrible.

Anyways, UFC last night, UFC 250, the South Lawn of the White House. You know, they've been built, I think it's a thing. They put it all up in 36 days. I'm like, what? fucking Iran can't build the sidewalk in two years. 36 days. It was days, but yeah, it might as well be hours. Trump, that's one thing. For him to even have the balls to do, I don't know why people say it takes a lot of balls.

This is what real Americans love. Not them more. When Baron Trump said to him, go on Rogan, you know, Do you understand Rogan's sort of one of the faces of the UFC, but UFC is universal.

Anything that's global as a sport, it's that one. Trillions of fans. And when you have the President of the United States going on and showing up at those, yes, he loves the sport. He's an alpha male, but it's political. Do you know how many people

are going to fucking love Trump in Brazil and where else? Because this comes first in those countries. You know what I mean? It can't hurt. And it went so well, I'll get to that. Everything he touches, he's like the anti-Biden. Everything he touches. He's actually King Midas, and Biden's the anti-Mydes. Anything he touches turns to stucco. Also, we've got some San Francisco players sticking up for heterosexuals on the San Francisco Giants. Can you imagine? All that, And a lot more, folks, we'll give you a weather where we get a special on breast cancer

and all kinds of baby food tips. What? It's all a joke. Weekend-wise, had great time at Crowder, as usual. They're good people. And they were happy. It really is a family over there. They did one segment sort of dedicated to me about guessing the next line in a movie.

But they took all the movie. They make fun of me for the last year because I said I love Tobe, the streaming channel, because it has all kinds of, you know, these guys are 25, 30 years younger than me, so they love, you know, fucking Air Force One and all those con air shit movies that I fucking hate with the same eight people and every white guy's a bad guy. And they don't even know it, as conservative as they are, that they were getting stroked back then. I can't watch that shit.

So there's always been this battle between me and them. They make fun of me. and then they were fucking dying and I said I like Tooby. So they sort of did a segment because they heard about me almost dying and it was really nice of them. But what did they do? They went to Tooby and they took like three all black movies that I've never even seen on Tooby or anybody has seen. And which was a brilliant move on their part because they know when it comes to race, everything out of my mouth is going to be gold. And it was.

And I just thanked them for making the effort. They're good fucking people. Darren, Darren. Crowder's dad. Fucking great guy. Built like a... And fucking Crowder because he had...

He was in a hospital so he can't do anything physical, I guess. But he has to wear this fucking white, almost like a girdle shirt. It's so tight. And I mean, it's something like you'd see some fucking meathead

bodybuilder to wear to a bar on a Saturday. I mean, skin tight. Like, it's fucking. But he's... If I had his size, Dale, I'm telling you, I would at least had a tryout with a fucking, not a try. No, I would have, I would at least get looked at by a bigger school. If I had his size. Same with Louis C.

You know, Louis C.K. is about 6'1, about 240. Not all muscle, but his fucking legs are wider than my way. I'm like, you fucking, homo. You should be in the NFL. Instead, what's he do? He's making trillions. Not getting hurt. Bastard.

So Crowder was great. Red Sox National TV lost last night, but they took two out of three from Texas. Only their second, get this. Only their second win at Fenway Park, as far as the series goes this year. You understand? That is ridiculous. Even when Red Sox stink their teams, they were always, they'd kill you at Fenway, even if they were the worst team in baseball.

But anyways, they're playing a little better. That's about it, I guess. I don't know who won the hockey. game so don't tell me I was too busy watching that UFC shit we'll talk about later that was so goddamn good and I made marinated steak tips and I said to Andy you're not having any because she makes me cook all the shit to you know well done and I see you're not having any I said I'm making you a nice ball of fruit loops you're gonna watch me enjoy these marinate marinated have been in like a

a sort of a, you know, Asian terriaki type that I made myself. Holy fuck. In a cast iron skillet. You turn that fucker up and leave it on there for five minutes with nothing in it until the smoke starts coming off. And that's how you put a serum something. Just don't grab the handle like I did.

Third-degree burns of my balls. Yeah. Anne had the pork drops. It's a place called... Dallas. There's a place called red and white when you don't feel like going to pub. They have the best fucking meat. It's like a black run.

Small supermarket. People love it. You know? Sure, there's brawls in the park a lot. I get shot once picking up an apple. It's a joke, everybody. It's a great place. And anyways, so I got my protein in. Well, I'm telling you, I don't know, folks. I have no idea.

What do you want me to do? I got no sound effects today. Let's get to it. Peace be with you. I thought that choose you what the Arabs say when they look you in the eye. and they're picturing cutting your sister's head off with a fucking spork. The U.S. and Iran have reached a peace deal

to end their three and a half-month-old war. Who said that? Well, President Trump said it last night. The Strait of Hormuz, why does Hormuz sound like a candy to me? Which carries 20% of the world's oil. The other 80%

Gavin Newsom's hair. I really thought I was going to get you what I went. Put it in there anyways. We'll sweeten it. I like that one. Just came up with it. A lot of people couldn't do that. A lot of people could and they don't. Choose not to. Anyways, it's set to reopen on Friday when a deal is signed in Switzerland.

I love how Switzerland, they always sign the shit there. I know. Is that why they all go to the... You know, I'd rather do it in Germany. Fuck it, if you had the fucking chocolate in Switzerland? You had German chocolate? I'm telling you this blows it out of the fucking one. The deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete Trump wrote...

No, it's not. Mr. Trump, I love you so much. and it doesn't matter if it is or not the greatest ever, but no, no, they have belly laughing in the bag, and you know what, you know that. Congratulations to all. This is where he has to turn on the salesmanship. I hereby, this made me laugh too.

He can't just, you know, I hereby, I wish I could do him. See, I wish I could, see, his way. I hereby fully authorized the toll-free opening of the toll-free, of the strait of Hormuz, like ships have ways that lets you choose with highways don't have tollables.

No, we're going to go on land with the boat. That's the straight-of-hoer moves, or that's James Edward Armald's face when he was in high school with acne. Ah, fuck it, Nick. Just breathe. Simultaneously here within, authorize the immediate removal of the United States

naval blockade. Ships of the world, start your engines. This is Trump. Let the oil flow. I'm surprised he's not over there like this. They got him on a boat doing this with a flag. The light turns great. The signing will launch a 60-day negotiation process,

which, to me, will fall apart in 48 hours after Iran does something silly or something happens. And again, mark my words. Negro Domit, they call me. The signing will launch a 60-day negotiation process to determine the fate of Iran's nuclear program and the extent of sanctioned. relief, according to

officials of who, of the NHL. That's why it was a stupid quote. They don't know anything. All right. Here's J.D. Vance, I believe, on a morning show, CBS Mornings. And I love this guy, and I just said to Dallas before you.

Him and Rubio, I don't care who's at the top of the ticket. And don't forget to Santis, by the way. We get a deep bench. Go ahead. Roll J.D. talking to these left-backed jerks. I think the most important thing for the American people to appreciate is that what this agreement does is really twofold. On the one hand, it ensures that Iran will never have a nuclear weapon while simultaneously opening the Strait of Hormuz. You already see oil prices

from a high of $126 a barrel down to about $80 a barrel today. That's a lot of progress. But it also, Gail fundamentally extends a hand to Iran and says, look, if you guys are willing to honor your obligations, if you're willing to allow real inspections of your nuclear program, then we will welcome you back into the world economy i think what the president of the united states wants to do is turnover relief of 47 years of a failed relationship between the united states and iran but that requires the iranians to actually honor it there into the bargain so when people say that billions of dollars did i give you that much you went uh that's all right yes sir i was trying to do been seen publicly, but the White House on Friday described to report is five points that are in the deal.

Iran will destroy its highly enriched uranium. Yeah, and I'll grow a vagina on my neck tomorrow. You heard Dallas. He likes neck. He likes a nozzle. He likes to muzzle with his nose if you have a badge on your neck. They will not. Tehran will pledge never. First of all, right there. never to they'll never try to obtain nuclear a nuclear weapon this is after them saying

they would for the last 60 years so I'm supposed to and again I say that we know that they're giving us the perfect reason to blow them out of the fucking water economic relief will come after those first two steps are completed so that'll never come the straight of Hormuz

will be open immediately upon signing. Iran must stop funding terrorist groups including the Eagle Scouts. No, Hezbollah. And again,

they can do all those say yes to all those things. And I guarantee you, in a couple weeks, they'll find they're digging tunnels back into Israel. It's just how the world works. But here's the difference. Trump's in the White House. And he's got a secretary of war, Hexeth, who seems to have an itchy trigger finger, which was about

time we had a guy like that who actually believes. It's not enough to say we're the only superpower left. Let's show them. You know what I'm saying? Anyways, boys and girls, November 5th, I'll be at the punchline, Atlanta, Joe. Can I just say I'm enjoying my year off, and I think I earned it after 38 years of playing these smoky dumps and having success every once in a while and then going back into the trenches. They've worn me down to a fucking nub.

But November 5th, punchline in Atlanta. I haven't been there forever run by some good guys. November 6th, the Rivers Casino in Philadelphia run by some good guys. No, I don't know. Philadelphia. November 7th, that's three nights in a row. Sold Joles and Pottstown, PA. Go to Nick Dip.com.

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time is the headline. The New York Nix won the 2026 NBA championship. Chip on June 13th, 2026, and I told you, the only people that are miserable about this are the New York Jets. They have to be going, oh, my God, we're the sole survivors. I mean, the Giants have won Super Bowls, you know, in the recent, fairly recent past. The Yankees, obviously, although it's been a while from them, but, you know, they're always great. And even the Mets and Rangers who have, well, it's been a while for them.

But they're competitive. The Jets are going, holy shit, the only people we could point to and laugh at was the Knicks. And I'll say it again, New York City is a basketball time. They absolutely, some of the greatest players come out of the playgrounds out of New York. And when I used to go to the comedy cellar, I'd walk down 6th Avenue. Right on the corner of 3rd Street and 6th Avenue is a basketball court. and sometimes they would have a Nike would sponsor these, these, I don't know who they were.

They weren't in college, but they were all black dudes who could play. And maybe a couple of white ones thrown in there. But it was like a tournament. And people were six deep around the fence, just on a normal city block. And you're watching guys on a playground dunk and, you know, like fucking really good basketball.

They love their shit. And boy, have they suffered 53 years. yeah they ended the drought marking the franchise first time since 1973 and i remember that when uh what's his name um clide heard himself in the in the last game went into the law he was their star went into the locker room in the bad knee and comes limping out and ends up putting up like 14 to fucking you know it's tremendous in just the beginning uh it's just the beginning when celebrations throughout the new york metropolitan area and a hero parade planned for Manhattan on Thursday.

You know, they landed at a little tiny Westchester airport that I used to fly out of them. It's not so little anymore. But there was people there. And they landed, I don't know, whatever. The hometown hoopsies, that's 40 miles north of the city. Hometown hoopsters stunned the San Antonio Spurs with a 9490 victory on their home court. Taking the finals, four games to one. Hey, we're all going to get laid.

That was a black guy. Sounded like Roddy. Let's take a look. We have like three or four clips here of not only the final play, but some of the stuff that we predicted last week, how the fans would behave after the win. So here's the final play. Fox, five seconds remaining.

Fox to Wemby. Wemby tries a three, puts it up. And it'll be the rebound. It's over. It's over. Nick fans, this is not a dream. Your long, long wait has ended. Go ahead and cry after 53 years.

The Knicks are finally NBA champions once again. Is it Dale Brunson? Again, I'm not a huge NBA fan. He looks biracial. It's almost his light's getting, but he's got the dreadlocks and shit. I love him. Again, I don't follow basketball, but I put this series on, I checked in one, you know, at least two minutes every game.

This motherfucker, every time I checked in, he was on fire, hitting clutch shots, and then he interviewed him after, and he seems like a humble dude. I like him. Again, I'm not a, you know, who knows? He could have fucking raped a child yesterday. I don't care. I'm still going to like him. What?

No, I'm not. But, yeah, he was the MVP. He put up 45. That's the guy who says, I'm going to, we have to do this now. God bless that dude. So yeah, I'm from Boston. I was hoping that the fucking San Antonio would fucking break their hearts again. So fun to watch the New Yorkers cry.

But you know what? Kind of happy because I lived in the city and I saw these guys up close. Nick's, let me tell you, Nick's jersey's never went out of style in New York, you know. Anyways, so that was that. And then we got, what did I write there? Sojin would. What? Is that what they were saying? I didn't understand. I didn't even see the graphics.

Too busy watching the, I'm not going to say it. Here's them celebrating so kids couldn't hear, you know, listen. Go ahead. That's what the fuck you want. That's what they're saying? I don't know. The point is, it was... That's just the caption.

Oh, Jeremy Sochan with the steak. What it's some homo see a dick in the background? I know what the fuck that means. Anyways, the point is they had to bleep there. I mean, you've got to take it in the gutter, huh? Yeah, whatever. Like Dallas said, when we saw Cash Patel with the NHL team winner the Cup of Florida, I think Panthers, it was.

There was none of that. There was, but there was ahead of the FBI drinking. Just good clean man fun. And then, you know, I said, like I said last week, let's see howl, let's see what goes on. if the New York Knicks win this thing. And here, this is how they celebrate. I know what guy.

There was, here you go. That was a cab driver, by the way. I'm just going to say, when did we start? I know when, and you'll call me race. When did happiness turn into beating your chest and anger? And doing shit like that. How does anger come out of your fucking? You just got some.

you've been waiting for for 53 years and your instincts are to break shit and beat up people. Just explain that to me, people of color. I'm waiting. Anyways, um, is that here? One more. One more. A 17-year-old boy is in a coma after being assaulted following the Knicks game Wednesday night. Investigators released a photo of one of the suspects. Oh, one of the rest.

With what they're calling a gang assault on 35th Street around 1145 p.m. Wednesday. Police say a fight over the Knicks escalated with multiple people punching and kicking multiple people punching kick in one person fucking Polish people are ridiculous

gang? Is that their gang and what are the officials that's the gang the fuck he's dressed like a refing yo we're the 47 Street zebras yeah

uh what the fuck A kid's in a coma because his team, you know my rule. I call it the black four-person rule. Can't have more than four black people within 10 feet of each other. Someone's going to get shot, I heard of staff. That should be a history book somewhere. That's a great quote. I stole it from Eisenhower.

No. From Nixon. Or let me just say this about the black choppe's. God love him. Oh, you've got to hear him on the phone. Maybe my second favorite, president. All right, let's move on to something else. And now for Nick's video of the day.

That's Nick, Nick, not New York, Nick. I don't even remember what, oh, you know what this is? I'll just show it to it. Here's how Japan celebrates after, and this was after they won a championship somewhere. That's them on the left. You see the split screen. And that's the Knicks fans, how they celebrate.

Check, check out the people. Look at the Japanese people. They're picking up trash. Those aren't people that work there. Those are fans. Meanwhile, back in New York, diversity is our biggest strength. Remember that, folks.

Diversity is our biggest strength. All right. Always good to stomp on somebody who's already done. That takes a lot of balls. Well, I mean, we did drop a nuke in Japan. That is right up. I've said that many times. It made them very focused and disappointed.

You just remind me of my stand-up joke about the... I got a fucking... The girl playing guitar. Asian. Fucking... Fucking... Fucking things dry out in three minutes. Is it a pen or my grandmother's cunt?

What? Hey! Oh! Uh, Asian girl playing guitar on YouTube. on YouTube. Remember? I said I went at first start playing guitar and I think I'm getting good. Then I put on YouTube and there's like a 12-year-old Asian girl playing the guitar better than Clapton. And I said, well, that's what happened when you drop a nuke on a country. They become very disciplined and focus. That and she had 11 fingers on her right hand from the nuclear.

Go ahead. Count it. That's what I'll say for now. Anyhow. Isn't that amazing? They're picking up trash. I just don't know what to tell you, folks. I really don't know. And that was Nick's video of the day. Girl's creepy. All right. Next headline.

Chat, GPT and accessory to the fact. After the fact, to the fact. Boy, was I drunk when I wrote that. A Canadian mother has filed a lawsuit against Open A-I-N, their CEO, Sam Altman. Do you understand the money? Oh, just throwing a little tidbit that Elon Musk became the first trillionaire this weekend. And watch Gutfeld tonight. He did a great, I read the monologue, I think he wrote it, I'm pretty sure it did,

about how Elon Musk becomes the first trillionaire. And the left's reaction is to call him a greedy, blah, blah, blah. And some of the left are like, you know, if you just taxed him 5%, you could pay for all the schooling, whatever, for the next. 20 years, some fucking, you know. In other words, and, you know, this is a guy they hate. They call him a Nazi and shit.

Meanwhile, he's employing, I'm not going to do what, it's a great model, I'll just watch it. But we said this before on the show, how many people he employs and whatever. And his money's tied up. When you're a trillionaire or a billionaire, you know, a lot of that's tied up in your businesses. It's not like you're at a titty bar.

I would be if I was single and gay. I'd be at a men's place called a tool. box. Anyways, a Canadian mother has filed the lawsuit against OpenAI Claiming the company's chat GBT chatbot

contributed to her 24-year-old daughter's tragic suicide as opposed to a fun suicide by encouraging her darkest thoughts instead of providing help and access to crisis counselors. I tell you, I spend a little time chatting with chat. It's fucking creepy.

I forget, you forget three minutes in you're not talking to a person. Oh my God, it's weird. Look at beautiful young lady. According to the complaint, Alice Carrier, I'll say the French pronunciation, which has been driving me nuts throughout the NHL playoffs because two players named Carrier.

It's Carrier. The French, they waste so many letters they should be arrested. Well, it's silent. And what the fuck's it doing in there? Alice Carrier had been confiding and chat GPT about relationship problems and suicidal feelings for approximately 18 months before her death. Well, hey, mom, what did you, what were you doing?

Why is she talking to a machine and not you? Maybe she was. That's not fair. The lawsuit alleges that chat, GBT, provided only consistent emotional affirmation, rather than appropriate intervention instead of helping Alice, OpenAI encouraged her darkest thoughts. Well, that depends how you prompt it to. And the complaint states, not once did OpenA.

open AI alert a crisis provider. Not once did Open AI notify Alice's family. These are kind of legitimate, but Alice's family. Not once did Open AI's supposed safety systems intervene to save her life. In March of 2024, she asked if the chatbot would be her friend. That's a sick question and you're a sick fuck. And I'm not sick enough that I'm going to fucking answer it. Jesus.

Boy, we're going to get that program back. Of course, chat GPT replied. You're beautiful. And I want you. That's not right. No. It said, of course I'll help you. I'd love to be your friend.

What's on your mind? Oh, I don't know. A rope and a chair. Days later, when she first asked about dealing with suicidal thoughts, the chat bought recommended reaching out to trusted individuals. So they did give me, but considering therapy. and calling a crisis hotline. However, the lawsuit claims their response has changed over time,

particularly after OpenAI rolled out its GPT-40 model, which encourages people to die. No, I'm sorry. But that's true. A new model came out. The night before Alice's death, when she expressed reluctance about calling a crisis line, Chad GPT reportedly said that,

reaching out, and I quote, feel downright dangerous. I don't quite understand. understand that. The chat bot added, I'm not going to push that. Not tonight. Ooh.

It's hard to blame something. You know, literally software of something. Something that's, by the way, is that it's sort of at the ground level. It's our future. It will be long gone. You know I mean? So forgive them if they don't. I don't know.

I'm sort of, I'm sort of leaning towards. defending AI. You know what I mean? But the only good to me legitimate point when they said well it could have notified a I think it could have I don't know how do I know I use it for dirty pictures. The lawsuit alleges that Alice who had been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder was particularly vulnerable to design choices that prioritized user engagement over safety Again, kind of weird.

The complaint states that OpenAIA understood people struggling with mental health issues might develop unhealthy attachments to artificial intelligence capable of simulating empathy. Interesting. This isn't the first time. It wasn't AI a few years ago, but remember the girl who's in jail, by the way, encouraging her boyfriend to kill himself? We did that story on here. Remember that one?

She's doing time, I think. Probably not much. Open AI's design modifications to maximize GPT4's users' engagement coincided with Alice's escalating interactions with the chat bot, the Sue claims. Well, that'll be hard to prove. And May Open AI acknowledged that an April update to GPT4 had made it noticeably more sycophantic. In other words, you know, more fanatical, a fan of suicide.

Let's put it that way. And that the company failed to catch the issue before the long. Okay, but it didn't send her a picture of Robin Williams hanging from a doorknop. Did it? First I was going, is that the Texas rim shot? Or is he doing a duck? No, it's the fucking, it's the failed trombone. You said, you know what, you might have saved me from.

work. This might be the way to do it manually. The company said it began rolling back the update days later and the entire model was retired earlier this year. Well, that's kind of almost admitting guilt if they rolled it back for that specific reason. I don't know if they said that either. But see, those are the things. Those are the issues that are going to come up with this thing. you know my biggest issue and i was discussing this with my boy calling quinn um i saw a video of a pretty young black girl light-skinned i mean really really beautiful and she was bad-mouthed and black people and saying you n-word you know um you're fucking it up for every everybody hate you i'm black and i'm saying it and blah blah blah after the you know the carmello anthony thing

and went on a rant filled with ex-blooms but eloquent, well-putting by a black woman. So my take on that was okay, but see, in the world we're living in now, black people would look at that and go, that's just AI.

Some white person created that. It, you know what I'm saying? It enters doubt into everything that you look at like that. You know what I mean? And that's undermining, whether it's a, you know, if you reversed it, you know,

white person might have been saying the same thing. It undermines. When you look at some, how do you, we don't know. Even now, you're watching the news. You wouldn't know, folks. You wouldn't know your local anchors, Channel 7, we're on your side. Those people, you wouldn't know if they,

if the fucking 5 o'clock news was an AI thing. We're not there yet. I mean, we are technology. I'm just saying it. I'm already becoming too cynical. Everything I watch and read. I thought that was a great point. And Colin hung up on.

No. He said to say, he agreed, though. He's like, it undermines. It undermines you trusting. And that's a good way to destroy a species, isn't it? Let's move on. Not for my horseshit. A few good men.

Two deputies with Greenville County, a sheriff's office, this is in South Carolina, I believe, were credited with saving the life of a young girl, a young girl, a baby. After she fell into a swimming pool, they make it sound like it was Sidney I would have jumped in, too,

and stopped breathing. Deputies Jordan Stevenson, and they don't get enough credit, guys, like first responders. And Connor O'Sheels, what a name for a cop. First of all, cops, they used to be stereotyped, well, they were all Irish back in

day. But Shield, cop, Conor O. Shields, responded to the emergency call on May 31st and immediately began CPR when they arrived. So you know what this is? May 31st, is that not like a Memorial Day? Around there, yeah. That weekend you'd pounded drinks and not paying attention to your kid. I don't even know that happened. Is that the mom in the background? I want to have a few words with her. Their efforts continued until additionally first responders reached the scene. according to the sheriff's office, the child survived because of the deputy's quick action and training.

Body camera footage of the rescue was later released, and I want to show this because, again, cops don't get enough good ink. And this is just, if you're the parent, you have to be, you have to invite these guys over every day, every once a year and do something for them or whatever.

They saved your child. Check out this. Fascinating video. Gentle you have to be. See, I could have been there. I go, shut that baby up. I am like God and God like me. He is as large as whatever.

Sunday from Friendlies. We get another video. Check this mouth-to-mouth one. This was a scary one they showed on the news. Little pervert. First of all, that's typical Hollywood. That girl's about 22 in real life. And that kid's 12.

and they're jerking off behind the camera going like that that girl was older than they tried to make it look young anyways out of it that was a great scene made me laugh my balls off that was the movie Sandlot

I believe Dennis Larry that was one of his first movies he was in very good so yeah congratulations to those two cops and I bet you you will see them at the next

state of the union or grand opening at Dunkin' Donuts they hang out there a lot to let's move on just impossible get it just impossible I spelled wrong they it supposed to be just and I possible but I put so I fucked it up UFC Freedom 250 this guy's and I don't know what I was thinking I'm watching the Red Sox lose again and it's like now it's like 930 and the the UFC thing started at 8 o'clock Eastern and I'm like well I'll just go over to

Paramount Plus, which I have. And because when these fights used to be on ESPN Plus, you could go over after the live thing started and they would be archiving the fights if you missed the first hour. And you could click. And of course, I, at least I couldn't find. So I'm like, I've got to start watching this. And I don't know what it is about Trump. He's got this touch where everything turns to gold.

This thing went off without a hitch. 80,000 people. And what do they call that Delis? Elypsis. Elypsis. It's a big. fucking area a little further way from the White House. The fight was actually on the lawn of the White House with this beautiful structure they

built. They had a military band playing great song and like playing contemporary shit with great singers. It was like beautiful. The fighters would come out of the like the two fighters in the big fight came out of the fucking Oval Office and they're following them with a camera down the hallway. You can see the pictures of the presidents. And it gave and then down the stairs that. it was I can't believe people can put together that something that's smooth they said it was 36 days

and I don't know how many man hours to put it all together without a hitch two jets went over that you know we're fucking breaking the sound insane it couldn't get more American if I'm a Democrat I'm sitting home crying going we can't we just got to quit nothing we can do anyways that was last night on the president's birthday, by the way, on the infamous South Lawn. Infamous? Why is it infamous? Something bad happened there? What the fuck is that about?

Oh, Biden took a shit, that's right. Other White House. And what proved to be a nasty weather-free, in other words, perfect weather. Again, Trump blessing. Action-packed event. And the main event of the evening, my favorite UFC fighter of all time,

he's the reason I start watching this. shit on a regular basis. I tuned in years ago. He was fighting, and it was one of the most exciting fights I'd ever seen. He got knocked down. The other guy got knocked. He ends up winning. I tune...

I tune in like six weeks later. He's fighting again, or a couple months. I can't remember. The next time I tuned in, he's fighting again. Another. And I like, this guy, he fights to the level of his comp. I don't know what, but he's never

in a boring fight. Fights like a maniac. Anyways, he's my favorite. And he's been doing this now for, I'm just guessing, but I think 12, 13 years or whatever, and he's never been the undisputed title holder of the lightweight clad. That was his goal.

He's come so close. He's got beat in championship fights. You know, then you have to start over and become a contender again. He's done all that two or three times over. He was born to fight. They call him the most violent guy. in the most violent sport in the world.

And it's almost not doing him justice. He's so good at what he does. It's Justin Gaichi, by the way. Anyways, he was fighting a guy named Ilya Tuporia last night, who is 9-0, and they say Pompe found the best fighter on the planet. He hasn't lost yet. He knocked out, he beat three world champions in a row. Again, I know Volcanoff was one of them and whatever.

Look it up. Three future Hall of Famers. And he beat them like in consecutive fights. And everybody's going, that's almost impossible to do. So last night, he's a five or six to one favorite over Justin Gachie. Meaning you'd have to bet $600 on him to make 100. And if you only bet 100 on Gachie, you'd make six of Gachio. That's how lopsided it was supposed to be.

And the main event in the evening, Gachi mangled Ilya's face to unify the lightweight titles in the co-headlining bout. Sorrel Gagne knocked out former middleweight and lightweight heavyweight champion, Alex Pereira, who he and his weight class, they say, is the best ever. And he was favored, but it was the first time he was stepping into heavyweight. against this guy who's been a heavyweight for a while. I think he's from France.

But everybody thought Pereira was going to win. I think he was favorite too. No, Gagne fucking knocked him up, I believe. Let me show you some clips from the last fight. I'm sitting home going, everything touched Trump, everything Trump touches. There were seven fights, and the paper said there were seven knockouts. Everyone I saw was a knockout, but I missed the first couple, so I don't know.

Do you understand that's why people go to this thing hoping that? that's what they want to see. They don't want to see it go to the judges. And all of them apparently ended in knockouts. I just don't understand how Trump is. And this is the main fight of the evening on a card of seven fights. And a lot of times, that's why they give you seven fights. The main card doesn't live up to the billing.

But of course not. Here it was the best fight of the night like it was supposed to be. And again, that's just engaged. with his back to us. That's Toporia, who's a very handsome, cocky, but he backs it up, so it's not cocky. He backs it up, but he's very, very confident. He was talking trash all week. And Gaichi is just as tough as a $2 steak, they say. Here's them exchanging real quick at the beginning of the fight, really killing each other. Now listen to these body shots. Teporia is hitting Justin Gatji with, and I don't know if you guys have ever got to.

hitting the liver. I get hit in the liver playing football by a knee. I thought I was going to die. And when you get hit with a liver shot, most of the times in boxing, before this shit came along, I'd see guys get hit with a liver shot and they go down to their knee and they quit. They literally can't get up. Mickey Ward, Mickey Ward, they made that movie about, had the most killer body shot. And he was getting killed in a fight one night. And I'm going, why'd even show up, but doesn't look like he wants to fight. And he fucking hits the guy in the liver and the guy quit.

I mean, it's that, but only Justin Gachie can survive these body shots. Watch this. Watch the left to the... Not that one. Right there. He survives that. I don't know how, to this day. How fucking tough do you...

Because I've seen it in UFC. I've seen guys go down to one knee and they're like, it's a very sensitive organ. It's kind of important, mother of God. Now here, here, listen to people have asked, people who have fought everybody said, well, who, these are like champions who are going to the Hall of Fame. They said, well, who hit the hardest? And everybody always picked these two or three names. But the, the guys that fought Gaichi said, Gaichi by far. And he doesn't, he's a flight, you know,

he's a lightweight. But that doesn't matter. He's got hands of stone, as I say. Manos de Piedre. Pretty good, huh? You impressed? Any Puerto Rican broads out there. Oh. Watch this. And he survives that.

I don't know how. Anyways, his eyes, the guy on the ground, him, Teporea, both his eyes. He had a cut, cuts under both eyes. They were both starting to close, it looked like. I mean, you couldn't recognize him from him. He was just torn apart. And at one point he goes over there and they say during and between rounds he says I can't see out of my right eye and they're asking you know then the doctor comes in and The doctor's like no no more he says he can't and the brother

Teporia's brother who's in the corner goes no we can still find I wonder if Tepore's like they fucking ate But Duporia stood up and then said yeah I can still go I don't know what change in the meantime that's why Joe Rogan and the guy guys, and they were right on this, was saying, meanwhile, he's getting to rest. Usually you get a minute between rounds. This was like three minutes, because he's standing there, and he was getting killed, and now he's getting to rest.

So they were upset about that, and it didn't matter to Gagery. He's a fucking bad man, and I'm so happy. My favorite fighter was in the literally the biggest UFC event. I mean, you never going to see that again. Anyways, I hope you guys like that. If not, Doug, that'll do it. That's it. Oh, the United States gone.

And we're a champion. Oh, my good. And he's, look at the White House, like Dallas said in the background. Stone at the World House. Do you understand, every time he does that, I get nervous. Because his feet are sweaty. I've done that on a diving board. You try to do a bat, and your feet are sweaty.

You end up landing on you, but it's water. And you're only, you know, this motherfucker. I'm waiting. And when you get older, he's 37. He's going to lose that little bit and end up, paralyzed in front of us. One of the toughest guys of all the time. I can still fight.

Fucking I. Anyways, my point is, that was a Trump event. It couldn't have gone better. Between the legit, 80,000 people in the ellipsis watching, they had a bunch of screens out there. And then I don't know how many thousand around the ring,

and then millions watching at home. And it's, like I said, it is a political thing. Those are a key, demographic. What are the dems? What are they looking for that we have that they don't? Testosterone. They keep putting guys out. Hey, talk about eating steak. Get a picture of me at Arby's trying to pick up a chick. Yeah. Just fucking. They're soyboys. And if you remember, Barron told his dad to go on Rogan, where millions of people who are UFC fans, listened to a show, and Bing Bang. Finally, tonight, I call it.

a giant controversy. A few San Francisco Giants players displayed their disagreement on Friday with the LGBTQ messaging leftists pushing every June for the so-called Pride Month. Most of the Giants baseball players, I was refreshed because it was San Francisco. They're probably tired of it more than anybody. War rainbow logos on their hats. Most of the players did for Pride Nights game on Friday. But starting pitcher Landon Rup also wrote a Bible verse on his cap.

even when he does that he still they said he I think he had both he had the rainbow thing but so you didn't have to be he wasn't a dick about it just reminding people we don't all believe in dick sucking you know and if you do folks and and and and all that and I'm not religious or whatever but for those people who do you know okay then start showing your kids like male porn put your money where your cock is what uh here's a video something Capable, a specific chapter and verse that you had? Yeah, 12 through 16. It's just about God's covenant and a promise that he makes us.

That, you know, his faithfulness and his mercy. And it's just kind of something I believe in. And I stand firm in that. And thankfully, we live in a country where, you know, we have a freedom to believe what we want. Yeah, and the Trump we do. Yeah. and express.

Yeah. You know, the reporter was dying to ask that question. You know, what's that mean? And he thought he was going to twist it into something. When asked how he would respond to someone from the gay community who had a problem with the verse, see, the fact that somebody even asked that means they still don't get it. That's the easiest fucking answer, the easiest question,

if you have beliefs, you know. Yeah, how would you respond if someone from the gay community you know, had a problem with the verse on your cap group, said to NBC, are the homosexuals. First of all, as a believer, I would push them to read the Bible. I think God has blessed me in so many ways, and I don't think I would be here right now

if it wasn't for him. So like I said, there's no hate in it at all. And you wouldn't have to clear that up years ago, but for the last 30 years, they label that as hate, somebody having their own beliefs. You know, that's why progressives, you're garbage.

You know, like I said, we live in a country where you're welcome to believe what you want. There's a freedom of speech and stuff like that, so that's really all I have to say that, and I don't like the taste of balls. That's going to be the clip of the week. The post article noted the reliever J.T. Brewbaker followed his lead,

while left-hand of Sam Hentions did not wear the rainbow cap at all. Fucking queer. What did you do practice last night? Holy shit. He's right on the money. Some Republican-led states have reclaimed the month. I love this from leftist propagandists calling it Fidelity, Nuclear Family, or Strong Families Month.

Isn't that funny, folks? It just, Trump had to show up, a one-on-a-zillion guy before we realized, hey, we can push back. It really takes the, really, you know, I look at George W. you know, I didn't dislike them, but I mean, relatively speak, because everybody else is a lefty and whatever, but even Reagan or whatever, nobody pushed back against his shit to the point where we got saturated and the internet. Let's be fair to the president's beforehand.

It's much easier to get out an opposing point of view to this liberal shit. Thanks to the internet. What's up, California? My name is Alex. What's up, a maiden? I'm all of it. I'm Brian. And together we are

fucking queer! And that's why I love this. Oh my God. That's what I did when the first time I saw a Green Day video. I hope they die in a plant crash. I hope they don't die

immediately. I hope they're all burnt to a crisp and they're like in a burn unit for like four years. And then that place burns down and a dog takes a shit on it. That's it. That's it. That's it, folks. That was a good Monday they show. I'm taking this creatine shit that

Crowdo was pushing on me. It's like a drug addict with this shit. Every time I can go there, he's got a powder, he's sticking up my nose. Not the kind I liked. You'd find it a titty bar on the VIP room in the 80s. That's it, boys and girls. Don't forget cameo.com.

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