The Nick DiPaolo Show - Pelosi Pouts while Trump Touts #114

Episode Date: February 7, 2019

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You know you want crazy motherfucking what, man? I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore! Y'all should be mad. Did you watch it? Welcome to the show. 833-599-NICK. 833-599-6425. The phone number. Talk a lot about the state of the union today. Nice job, Mr. President. You really, you wiped their asses. And oh my goodness. I think it was a doozy. You got some schmutz on your collar.

Look at that hairdo. Mother of God. It's like he's got a pancake on his dirty head. How are you, folks? Great to be with you. Real quick, dates. You can get these at nickdip.com. This weekend, Friday and Saturday, I'll be at the Black Box, Boca Raton, Florida.

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For the love of Christ. Yesterday on the show, we were talking the um trump state of the union speech and i gave my advice on what i thought he should talk about what he should do if you don't remember here's a refresher trump should come out tonight and this should be the state of the union i'm not hi welcome everybody i don't want to reach across the aisle because the other side of the aisle is filled with mutants and trolls and fucking mentally ill people. But as far as the State of the Union goes, black and brown unemployment, record lows. Female unemployment, record lows. ISIS, I crushed them in about three weeks.

Haven't heard from them in a couple years. Put sanctions on Russia. Kicked 60 of the diplomats out of D.C. Met with fucking Kim Jong-un, which nobody's done. We've actually, whether they're still building missiles or not, at least we have them at bay.

I've met with the head of China, who thinks I'm brilliant. Not me, Trump. That's about, we got millions of people off food stamps, by the way. Anyways, that's it. Nice talking to you, fucks. Bye-bye.

That's all he should have said. And that's all he did say. And there's your State of the Union. Why do I look so pale in that clip? Hurry up. That is just how it exported. Guys, when I talk to you, pull the mic to you. Don't take your fucking time.

What's that, Jace? It's just how the video exported. That's how the video exported. Makes no sense. Yeah, iMovie just does that sometimes. What? I'll be better next time, I swear. No.

Why am I so pale? That's just how the clip exported. I'm not too sure why. Yeah, we'll figure it out it out okay i take time to put bronzer on i want to look like mitt romney you know that quit being a dick jesus christ i look like edgar winter fix it anyhow that's what i told trump to do and apparently watches the show because he came i hope you watched it last night. It was such a lesson. Not so much of what Trump said, the reaction from the left.

OK, now I realize you're going to say, look, when the president is a Democrat and he's saying stuff that's pro-Democrat, left wing policies, whatever, the right sits on the hands, which I understand. That wasn't the case last night and vice versa. Trump was saying stuff, stating facts about a great economy, getting people off welfare. Those are good things for the country. And the jerk-offs on the left were moaning, sitting and making faces. Nancy Pelosi is a petulant little child bitch. She's like a fifth grade mentality.

Any time she's doing this, she could be fixing her dentures, but she usually does that when she's pissed. Did you see all the convulsions her face was going through? And then she starts to read. She's reading while the president is speaking which is the most passive aggressive shit I have ever seen can you imagine John Boehner opening up a newspaper while Obama was speaking or looking at some folder pretending to fucking read the speech while Obama was speaking the country go what

disrespect what horseshit what racism she's a petulant little bitch and I love it the left's policies it's magnified it's magnified when somebody's in the room saying just the opposite of what they believe they almost look embarrassed at what they believe I I get like 10 clips here so it'll probably take up half the show I couldn't believe what I was seeing Ocasio-Cortez acting like the teenager that she is. Just sitting on her hands. She can sit on my face. I can't get mad at her because she's like a silly little girl. I don't even get mad. Yeah, those

all those suffragette women with their white fucking dresses on making some type of point that was made a hundred years ago. They act like the women just got the vote three weeks ago. They are so stuck in the past on shit that we've

already overcome, things that we've corrected, and they don't want to acknowledge any of it. But just the reaction, the non-reaction, and Pelosi pretending to be looking at the speech,

whatever she was looking at, just passive-aggressive. She is, she personifies every liberal that I used to argue with at the comedy cell sitting at that table. They can't fucking handle the truth.

They're like whiny little bitches. God, did it fucking piss me off. Not that much. I actually enjoyed it. What was one of the first clips I wanted to show? Trump's talking about working for the common good. I think we have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and you can

watch her expression when Trump's talking about working for the common good. But we must reject the politics of revenge, resistance and retribution. Look at the twat in the back reading something, pretending not to hear. The potential of cooperation,

compromise, Look at her. and the common good. That's it. Get up. And then she, oh, you're not for the common good?

It's got the word common in it, like communism. I thought you would have been standing for that. Maybe she was having her period in that white dress. Nick, there's no need for that type of talk.

I don't give a rat's ass. Sit in this stone face. Look at her. She really thinks she's the leader of the goddamn party. And Pelosi, eight minutes in,

pretending to be reading something. Passive-aggressive douche. Nobody on TV is pointing that out, by the way. Fox, any of them. Maybe they did. I don't know. I didn't see any of it.

But and then he went on to talk about unemployment reaching its lowest rate in a half a century. Let's see how the left responded to that. Unemployment has reached the lowest rate in over half a century. Look at Pelosi's face.

Let me touch my hair. Let me wipe the fucking lies out of my ears. That's your response? Unemployment at a half a century low? Isn't that a good thing, Ryan? Even for the jerk-offs that vote like you? It is, right? And Pelosi's response is what?

I think I smell hairnet. I think I have a spider in my fucking hair. And again, I'm going to say it again. I understand when there's a Democratic president, the Republicans will sit on their hands, but not when a Republican mentions something that's good for the whole country. It's more proof. It's more proof that they can't let this guy at any cost. They will not agree with him on anything.

Half a century low as far as unemployment goes. And she's sitting there like she's just sucking on a lemon or somebody farted. I mean, that fucking puss in her face. Ocasio-Cortez and just throwing shade everywhere. Everywhere. Here's the truth of it, okay? And they keep going, but it's been totally chaotic his two years.

You made it chaotic. Democrat Party, sickened Mueller on him. The whole fucking mainstream media wanted to take him down since the day he came down the escalator. You created all this chaos.

He didn't create it. He didn't create the fucking racial strife that happened under Obama for eight years. And it's been living in this country forever that germ um but you can learn so much about the democrats by watching their reaction um

then he brought up uh more low unemployment as far as africans and asians and and uh go ahead africanAmerican, Hispanic-American, Look at her. and Asian-American unemployment have all reached their lowest levels ever recorded. Oh, my gums are stinging.

Oh, does that fry her fucking baloney. Her fucking dirty giant blomas are in a bunch. Oh, you know why? Because that's where the Democrats, that's their territory. That's their lane.

African American, record low unemployment, minorities in general, and women. That's where Nancy Pelosi, that's her territory. How dare you, Trump? And you can look up these fucking numbers. That's when she gets furious and her tongue starts flying around.

Look at her. Look at that. What if you get a neck away for stuck in her fucking gray hole? Oh, that's as happy as she got. Petulant child. Yeah, petulant child yeah petulant child i say oh goodness gracious hellos that's from the clip that freeze frame right yeah that's a that was a good one fellas nice going then he talks about trump goes on to talk about the

economic miracle taking place and uh here's where he zings Mueller and the Democrats. ...is taking place in the United States and the only thing that can stop it... Pelosi's tongue. ...are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous, partisan

investigations. Look at Pelosi. Look at Pelosi. That's right, bitch. Sit there and eat it. Oh! Look at a young fucking Charles Groton and his fucking mediocre wife. Put that back. I want to see that child. Look at that pencil neck

with his little ribbon. Yeah, he's talking to you, you Groton wannabe. Look at him, 5'9", fucking 11 grams soaking wet, and his wife going, honey, you must be important. Trump just stuck it up your ass. He's even embarrassed. He's even embarrassed. Oh my God. I thought this was a great performance by Trump. Yes, that's what it is. It's a performance. I said performance. But I love it Schiff sitting

there you could feel his face I could feel the warmth coming off his face just embarrassed out of his mind I love that Trump was so confident he took a swipe at Mueller and I sort of agree with some of the other pundits that I'm starting to believe like the Democrats know what's in the Mueller report because the last month they've been going, well, let's wait till the report comes out. Like they, they have, they know what's in it. They probably talk to Mueller every day at cocktail parties every night. And, um, I just love that Adam Schiff, who's directing, who's directing Jason. What was it?

Did you say what station this was? This video is from the Washington post. It's from the Washington Post. It must have had a guy from Fox directing it because they know right who to go with. You know? It's like CNN. It's like when the FBI fucking raided Roger Stone's house

and a CNN reporter was there a half hour before it happened. Coinkydink? I don't fucking think so. I don't think so. Very interesting. Then he talks about the wall and putting drug traffickers out of business and watch kamala harris the whitey hater the man hater watch her watch her puss i think putting sex people you know who who molest girls coming over the border sell them into uh you know, fucking sex trafficking.

To put them out of business would be a good thing. I don't think that's a left or a right thing. I don't know, but Kamala Harris's face said otherwise. Now, Republicans and Democrats must join forces again to confront an urgent national crisis. Congress has 10 days left to pass a bill that will fund our government, protect our homeland, and secure our very dangerous southern border. Now is the time for Congress to show the world that America is committed to ending illegal immigration

and putting the ruthless coyotes, cartels, drug dealers, and human traffickers out of business. look really that really that's your response to putting uh Really, that's your response to putting fucking drug dealers and sex traffickers out of business? I don't think so. I like to see little girls getting molested by cartel members. And did you see that response? Is that me? 833-599-6425. That's her response to that? What more do you need to know about these douchebags?

They hate this country. They hate how it was founded, and they hate Trump more than anything. Again, he's a blonde-haired, blue-eyed billionaire, alpha male, and he embodies the devil to them. And Kamala Harris shaking her head at the idea of

putting fucking drug cartels and sex traffickers out of business. That's her fucking... I learned so much. I didn't want it to be true. But they really are horrible, horrible people. Oh, Nick, come on. Hey, lick it.

Then he went on. Mr. Trump went on. He says most people in this room, he's talking about the wall, voted for a wall. And watch this. Here we go. Wealthy politicians and donors push for open borders while living their lives behind walls and gates and guards.

Pause. Love. That was my favorite line. Finally, somebody says it with Pelosi within fucking farting distance. Look at her face. Talking to you, Nancy. Excuse me. Talking to you, Nancy.

We've seen your house thanks to Laura Loomer. Actually, that was Newsom. Gavin Newsom's house related to her. But look at, look at. Isn't it fun to hear Trump say this shit when they're right in, on camera with him? It's just fun.

Is that Pence or is that a mannequin like I have over here? Look at him. He looks like a guy, if you're going to cast a movie, you'll be the president. He is, what is he made of? Some type of oak and stone? Look at Pelosi's face. Oh my God. Taking it right in the fucking gun to the poor lady.

I feel so bad for her. Then Mr. Trump went on to talk about, oh, this was great. Here's where I think he actually brought the room together and should get credit for it. You saw all those broads dressed in white. Did I say broads? I mean chicks. I mean flank steaks. Did you see them all dressed in white? It was the suffragette movement. You know, this because

it's the 100th year anniversary of when, you know, women got the vote. And watching them, you would think that it happened about a month ago. They got all their white on because that's what the original movement wore. I did a little bit of reading on it.

The suffragettes were the radical ones. They were for violence and they were more militant than these, the other ones, the suffering bastards, the suffragists. The suffragists were the big party. The suffragettes were the more militant, smaller party within the suffragists. And that's why they were dressed in white. But Trump, this is cute. He actually had a nice moment here. It's the only time, again, the Democrats or the left could get excited because, and I've said this a million times, and I'm brilliant for making the point, at the center of all this PC horseshit and the difference between left and right is the modern day modern day feminist that's what and this is the only thing i can get excited about anytime you mention chicks watch this little exchange he

brought the room together in my opinion in the past most of the people in this room voted for a wall but the proper wall never got built. I will get it built. That's a different clip. Where's the other one? Here we go. He just complimented them. Highest employment as far as women go. You weren't supposed to do that.

There's the one that said we're going to impeach this motherfucker. Thank you very much. He's all happy. All Americans can be proud. Watch this. This is cute. That we have more women in the workforce than ever before. They're looking at each other. Can we get up? Does that mean if we get up they think we like Trump? I mean, he does have a cock and he grabs pussies. Some of us have pussies. Should we look — should we stand up?

Don't sit yet. You're going to like this. Work that room. And exactly one century after Congress passed the constitutional amendment giving women the right to vote, we also have more women serving in Congress than at any time before. Look at the condescending clap. Do these women realize, you know... Pause. Okay, that's true. But he should have brought up, Pause. Okay, that's true.

But he should have brought up, you know what else is true? Congress has never been more unpopular. Hey, if you want to play in the big leagues, you got to take the blame. You think that has something to do with the Great Divide? Maybe, maybe not, but go ahead. It was nice. The room came together. They start chanting.

Look at it. Oh, Ocasio-Cortez is clapping. Ocasio-Cortez! USA! USA! USA! Now they're proud of their country now they're proud you acknowledge vaginas that's all you gotta do to get a nod a nice round of applause it's all about the puss they were so happy so it's a nice moment the both sides of the room are chanting USA because the rest are real let's be honest I mean I ran I don't think they're loaded with fucking females on the government somebody shows an ankle and they're shot in the head at sunrise um but I like that he said don't sit that was a nice moment it's a's a far cry from when he ran for president. They said he likes to grab our pussies.

So there's some healing going on. Some type of healing going on in there. And then here was the best thing, folks. Here was the setup. I don't know who wrote the speech. I don't know who organized the speech. I don't know who organized the content, but he set them up. Trump's going to go into this thing about Family Paid Leave Act, and people are going to get all excited because of Family Paid Leave. A woman can stay home and

still get paid with a newborn child and shit, and they get all excited, and Schumer gets excited, and then he drops them with the left hook he brings abortion right into the discussion just setting them up I don't know if that was intentional I'm guessing it is this is DC this is State of the Union it's politics everything is uh you know scripted so what watch him a pull a quick and on quick one on I am also proud to be the first president to include in my budget a plan for nationwide paid family leave so that every new parent has the chance to bond with their newborn child.

Uh-oh, there's the setup. There's the villain. There could be no greater contrast to the beautiful image of a mother holding her infant child than the chilling displays our nation saw in recent days. Look at the smile go away from Pelosi whoa there's the tongue lawmakers in New York cheered with delight upon the passage of legislation talking to you you villain allow a baby to be ripped from the mother's womb horse collar tackle from birth these are living feeling beautiful babies who will never get the chance to

share their love and their dreams look at chuck this mubble as fuck he's gonna and we had the case of the governor of virginia where he stated he would execute a baby after birth to defend the dignity of every person I am asking Congress to pass legislation to prohibit the late-term abortion of children who can feel pain in a mother's womb. On Kagan. Looks like Shemp Howard, everybody. Oh, they're pissed because they want to kill babies. Empowered everybody They're pissed cuz they want to kill babies Look at the man with Newt Gingrich's hair in the middle. They're pissed. They want to be it. Look at this sitting in stone face

We should be able to kill a baby. How dare you you bully talk about separating families That's a whole clip I Think there might be a little more. Well then play it. Why would you stop it? That cherishes life. looking at who's he looking at oh maybe pence because he's a real pro lifer oh maybe pelosi going take that you fucking leathery-nippled murderer, you. You see what he did there? He set him up with the paid leave thing. It's a beautiful thing. A mother can stay home with this newborn and in the next breath,

but you guys are for killing him. They didn't know what hit him. They didn't know what hit him. And finally, ladies and gentlemen, he said, this is my favorite. Talked about creeping socialism. Here we go. United States, we are alarmed by the new calls to adopt socialism in our country. Socialism in our country. America was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination, and control. We are born free and we will stay free. Look at her. She's shaking her head.

What a vile little twat. Freedom. Oh, look at him. Can I? I don't like this guy. We renew our resolve. Pause. I don't like it.

I don't like Erdal. He's shitting on socialism. I've worked my whole life for socialism. And this guy's a capitalist, unapologetic. The top 1% is fucking us in the ass. I don't like it. And my chin is itchy. Go ahead. That America will never be a socialist country. Country. Another grand slam. Yes, sir.

So that was it. You learned so much from the reactions. And again, if I was the president, I'd be on the phone, Pelosi going today, I'd be going, listen to me. Listen to me, you fucking witch. Don't you ever, ever pick up a periodical and start reading it when I'm speaking.

How dare you? I'm going to build a wall 400 feet around your house. What do you think of that, you rat? We'll trap you in there, you rat bastard. Furious. We have some good still photos, too, from the... There's some pics from the State of the Union. What are those old guys in the balcony,

in the fucking Muppets? He's one... Bernie hasn't taken a good shit since 1997. And here you can see the look on his face. He is. Why? Because and that's Ed Markey to his left, a Boston lib who actually applauded a few times for Trump pretending. Look at Bernie. If that doesn't say it all, that old curmudgeon just has, I don't know, maybe he's got Crohn's. I don't know. He's just not happy there.

Next picture we have is Schumer. There's Chuck Schumer. Chucky Schumer giving a thumbs down. And he did today. He shit all over the president's address. And but look at you. And finally, Nancy Pelosi in the background

reading, and this goes out to you, you. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt,

a big fat sneaky cunt. She's cunt. Said and true, but I need to tell you, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt,

cunt, motherfucking cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, motherfucking cunt. Everybody knows from the head to the toes, you're a big, fat, stinking cunt. La, la, la, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Look at her. You really think she's reading anything? It's just her way of saying, I'm not even going to listen to this guy. Because he has told so many lies tonight.

And speaking of lies, well, let me go, I'll take a few calls. We'll go to Cody in California. Wants to talk about Bernie. Hey, Cody, what's going on? Hey, Nick, how you doing? Good.

How great was Bernie's face in that? Trump's over here shitting on socialism and he's shitting in his pampers oh my god was he not furious look look at that puss that like that reminds me of me seriously after i had my hemorrhoid uh my hemorrhoid ectomy last fall that's what i looked like sitting in the green room before a show but he he just says just says, it just says it all. And that's not just one shot. He had a puss on his face the whole night because his wet dreams were going down the drain because of this guy. Yeah.

That fucking emaciated alien. Oh. Kazoo looking motherfucker. Yeah. Reminds me of one of those Muppet guys. Cody, thanks for the call. I got a whole bunch of them. Yeah. Uh, Kyle in, uh, Florida Muppet guys. Cody, thanks for the call. I got a whole bunch of them. Yeah.

Kyle in Florida. Kyle, what's going on? How you doing, Nick? Pretty good. Yeah, looking at all the Democrats dressed up in white like that, it just came off as a cult. And the whole time, all I could think about was Bill Burr's bit about how women are constantly patting themselves on the back yeah well yeah those are lawmakers and and like I said you know the white outfits were symbolic of the suffrage movement and in their heads in their heads they really believe that women they they talk like women just got the vote a couple weeks ago and that's how

uh put upon which couldn't be further from the truth american women are more spoiled than any women on the planet they have access to guys with money they have access to indoor plumbing and makeup uh and fake tits all the good things in life but uh no you're absolutely right it was a little cult there but what was funny was trump actually got him to laugh a little bit and they're applaud you see him looking they literally had to make a conscious decision is it all right if we stand up and applaud i mean because we're supposed to hate this person. Yeah, they were even laughing with him. Yes, they were laughing with him. The guy knows how to work a room.

Yes, he does. He actually brought the room together. Even that fucking Muslim that we're going to impeach the motherfucker, even she was smiling. Oh, yeah, Lil Han Omar. Yeah, that cheese eater, that goat licker. But, yeah, that was, it did look like a cult. Thanks for the call Kyle appreciate it buddy let's go to Andrew in New Jersey he he noticed Cory Booker and Kamala Harris

two whitey haters yeah Andrew what you take on those two during the speech Andrew yeah I'm from I'm from Jersey and it's amazing he came out flat out he admitted to it beating a woman yes

and he thinks it's going to run in 2020 and as far as Kamala good luck sweetheart good luck, sweetheart. Good luck. Exactly. Corey did admit like roughing up a woman. But, you know, he's a black male.

He's black. He can get away with that in New Jersey. New Jersey ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You like Manhattan. You deserve what you get, who you vote for. This guy, he doesn't have a chance in hell, Mr. You like Manhattan. You deserve what you get, who you vote for. This guy, he doesn't have a chance in hell, Mr. Spartacus. Kamala Harris, just hateful. One of her parents was a professor at Stanford. Another was a cancer researcher. So she's not dumb, but she's been on

the left coast and ensconced in academia her whole life, surrounded in a lib bubble, and she just, she can't believe her eyes. She's shaking her head at the idea of, you know, putting drug cartels out of business. That's just not a bad looking broad. I'd like to take her on a date, and when the bill comes, she goes to reach for it. I throw a straight right hand right down the middle, right to the fucking tip of her stupid nose. Just a hater. Just a hateful person. Good luck, as the caller said. Good luck, sweetheart.

That's kind of sexist. I don't know. Andrew in West Virginia would like to weigh in. Andrew, what's going on? Your take on the speech. These fucking cunts in the Democratic Party, these broads, are the whole reason why Congress is so fucked up. I mean, their whole white outfit is the new KK, in my opinion. They're sitting there talking about, oh, we

have so much plight, yet you got three old men, old codgers, who sat there on D-Day and stormed the beaches, and they actually went through shit. What are these women, what in the world have these women have to complain about? Well, I agree. Oh, their husband was like, I don't feel like eating your shit food tonight, I want to order some chicken wings. No, I would agree with some of that, but they're not the reason congress is fucked up i mean congress is fucked up way before i understand but i'm saying at this point they're not helping

it they're not helping it 2019 exactly yeah no they're compounding and i i sort of agree with that uh you know maybe they'll fix it i mean say, look, it's been all guys up to this point running things. That's why we're in the toilet. So we'll give them a chance. I'll give them 10 seconds. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ah! The balcony Muppets are Stalter and Waldorf.

Yeah, Stalter and Waldorf. Yeah, Stalter and Waldorf. They remind me of the guys in, what movie was it, with Eddie Murphy, Trading Places. Those old white curmudgeons. Jay in Connecticut. Jay, what's up? Hey, brother. I was just watching the whole theater last night, and you got the characters like pence and pelosi and trump and kamala and uh cortez and and they're all represented in say republican

democrats socialist movement whatever they're doing and i start to see like this bigger brooding organism manifesting from the ideologies and then the people become constituent parts of the ideology like they're possessed by it and they become the thoughts of the higherologies and then the people become constituent parts of the ideology like they're possessed by it and they become the thoughts of the higher organism and it's like there's a higher being in each of them possessing them and they're moving around like puppets in this big idea instead of being actual people where they started so they can see this idea and then the idea like manifests and possesses them and i just didn't know if you ever saw it that way. Yeah.

Well, I disagree with your analogy as far as equivocation with both sides being pup. One last night. Oh, yeah. What you should have learned from watching last night is the left hates this fucking country and their reactions. And like I said, I understand state of the unions. When a Republican president speaks, you're not going to stand for everything and when especially when he's pushing uh right-wing ideas and if a democrat speaking but that wasn't the case when somebody fucking talks about veterans or stopping drug cartels and sex trafficking coming over the southern border you should all

stand you don't make a fucking face and shake your head the left is fucking evil jay your state i feel you so you're saying maybe the left is more like ideologically possessed with a higher organism because they all move like the same? Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. And that fucking... What's his name? Blumenthal? That fucking guy, Fane Clapping. Your

state is blue with my balls. But yeah, I see what you're saying. I'm sure there's a higher organism, but until I see it, until I see those ten guys sitting around the table that run the world making moves, I'm going to stay in this left-right fight. Thanks for the call, Jay. But I see what he's saying. But last night, I'm sorry, the big takeaway is look at them rejecting everything,

even shit that's good for the country. That's all I'm saying. everything even shit that's good for the for the country that's all i'm saying and then i you know this i i just hate this i move the mouse and the fucking screen guy i just hate it all i like to punch steve jobs corpse in the face and kick bill gates wife in the teeth i just fucking hate it anyways uh and a related story uh after the state of the union this reminds me when i was like talking to Joe Rogan and he was pulling up, you know, Washington Post saying that Trump lied so many times and NBC knew.

And this sort of gets to it. The headline here, bizarre State of the Union fact checks fall flat as media accused of nitpicking. This is the new thing that the left does. We fact checked everything Trump says. All of a sudden we started keeping score when Trump was in office. nitpicking this is the new thing that the left does they we we would we fact-checked everything trump says all of a sudden we started keeping score when trump was in office imagine if they were doing this with the hit and they lie about this these so-called fact checkers they're left

wing it's a cancer that is just metastasizing uh but they're so full of shit and even they were being called out on it these fact checkers you are fake news sir media outlets bent over backwards tuesday night to fact check trump's state of the union address but were accused of reaching with a string of rapid response tweets and uh other analysis that came off as nitpicking politico for instance was slammed on social media for declaring that trump's claim that one in three women is sexually assaulted on the long journey north to America was only partly true. And you know what they were beefing about?

He said one in three, which would be if you follow baseball and know your math. That's 33%, I believe. But the real number is 31%. So he's a fucking liar. That makes him a liar. That's why when I was talking to Joe and he brought up he he's lied this many times. Yeah, if you count shit like he rounded up by two percent. This is what I'm fucking talking about.

That's considered a lie. If you went back to every politician and you're going to split hairs like that I mean they all fucking lie but I love how we started keeping score when Trump got in office and the people keeping score they like to rig the game as they say they're fucking idiots

no they're ignorant that's ignorant so some people some people responded on social media one person said well thank you Politico for pointing out to us that he rounded up 2% in his quote. A user responded. Meanwhile, NPR touted a fact check that critiqued Trump for praising the record number of women in Congress simply because he didn't mention that most of them are Democrats.

Free Beacon managing editor David Rutz slammed super petty NPR fact check, which is NPR's old left wing, while social media strategist Caleb Hull pointed out that Trump never claimed his party was responsible for the increase in women in Congress. God almighty, this is embarrassing, even for the sad annals of fact checking, Rutz wrote. Media Research Center Vice President Dan Gaynor said Wednesday that so-called fact-checks are one of the most discredited ways journalists now attack the right. So they have another tool in their fucking...

You can't handle the truth! They can't. Much as politically driven journalism has damaged the credibility of mainstream news, this is Gaynor talking, so to politicize fact-checking is destroying the credibility of the fact-checking industry. In the age of Trump, fact-checking, in quotes, too often is just a mask for political attacks. Cornell Law, oh, that was from Cornell Law law school professor william a jacobson

he says the fact check is hell-bent to prove trump wrong and become just another tool of advocacy journalism that's from chris barron further new york times white house correspondent annie carney new york times a chick writing for the new york time gee i wonder how she thinks criticized trump for saying they came down from heaven when he was talking about the, quoting the Holocaust survivor Josh Kaufman, who was a prisoner at Dachau. He was seated at the speech last night. She says, Jews don't believe in heaven. Trump's a fucking liar. The Times reporter tweeted before backtracking after she was challenged by followers, I'm guessing some of them Jewish,

and some Jews do believe in an afterlife. Do you see what I'm saying, Ryan? They're just fucking... And the Jews came down from heaven. It was raining money, and gold coins were pouring down. I listened to NPR today today and I was actually really disappointed because it was just all very negative about it.

And that surprises you? Like it just didn't give them a chance. It was just very blatantly biased. Why don't you admit the best thing that's happened to you is you taking this job and getting a political lesson and me opening your eyes to the fucking, the left's just fucking lying evil ways. They hate this country.

NPR is, you know who listens to NPR? Fat broads on a Friday night that can't get laid. They call them their giant fucking muffs and drink martinis and curl their handlebar mustaches as some guy comes on and goes, we're talking to Thomasomas fidel head of the aids clinic and washington dc and they talk in hushed tones it sounds more intelligent if we lie about trump but we speak like we're golf announcers

and me i also watch it you watch it you listen to it uh i i listened to it i'd have to admit that i i'd have to stop being ignorant if i were to admit that this was the best job or uh best thing for me politically you'd have to what i'd have to stop being ignorant and admit that um my previous ideology was wrong so i don't even know what you're saying but not that you're wrong but you're you're hearing the other side you grew up here in westchester a fucking liberal bubble and uh you were educated here in the northeast um it's just you know liberal indoctrination anyways so anyways the fact checkers were really splitting pubes when it came to Trump.

Oh, what do we got here? I might take another call or so. Kyle in Detroit. Trump is doing a pretty good job compared to the last two. It's a big difference, especially the Dems. Hi, Kyle. Yeah, Trump is doing a pretty good job compared to the last two. It's a big difference, especially the Dems. Hi, Kyle. Yeah, he is doing a decent job, isn't he?

You wouldn't know it, obviously, because 93% of the media reports negatively on him, but go ahead. Yeah, I think that he pinpointed how well he's doing very well. pinpointed how well he's doing very well if you contrast the difference between this state of the union and the previous one with a metric being the amount of democrats standing i think he did a great job like i think that uh i think that there's a lot of things i heard that i didn't even know i follow this stuff very closely you're talking about uh you're talking about the speech itself being much better the speech itself and the points he made in the first half of the speech. Yeah. And throughout the entire speech, the amount of Democrats that actually rose.

And you'll notice, I just noticed right now, I've watched it a couple times now, I noticed that when he talks about socialism, Schumer stood up. He stood up and clapped. So did Doug. And I wonder, it's almost like like but i know schumer's a liar and shit but like my read on his face when i saw that was he's looking back at his left and realizing the left left and it's been replaced with fucking craziness like it's not good yeah he's a villain too though he fucking he came out today and shit all over the speech

and just saying how divisive Trump was. That's his job to stand up too, when Trump's shitting on socialism. That's his job to pretend he agrees with Trump. He doesn't, don't fucking trust me, I live in New York. Yeah, yeah, I was wondering, maybe I'm being naive about that. Yeah, you are, he's a fucking villain. But I have another thought for you. a but i have another thought for you yeah i have another thought for you have you seen this recent beef between joe rogan and alex jones a recent beef uh have you seen that yeah it happened in the last couple days

well i don't have time to talk so the guy who runs go ahead real quick okay we'll look that up and bring it up maybe because you might be interested to find out um okay no i will be i i don't like to get involved in in soap operas like that but i i do any times alex jones is it you know what go ahead yeah but it's fucking weird bro i i would love to hear your two cents on it and all right anyway lastly i'll leave you with this brother yeah is that you got fucking stones of solid rock, balls of steel, bro. Keep up the good work. Thank you so much, Kyle. And thanks for supporting the show.

Appreciate it. Do I really? I don't feel that way. I feel like I'm, I don't know. I feel like I'm fucking safe. I'm on the internet. People might think that I still think I have a wet dream as far as being in movies and pictures and sitcoms.

No, I gave that up 20 years ago. So I don't know. I just... And if I get kicked off here, I'm going to find another fucking platform. Chase me all over the goddamn country. And if that doesn't work, I'll continue to sell cocaine to young kids at schools. Yes, Ryan?

Can I slip in these super chats before we move on? Go ahead. Super chat. So, C. Brav just gave us two bucks. CM Cross says, hey, Nick, they probably thought everyone had forgotten they were the party that fought women's rights. What do you think? He's referencing the Democrats. Well, I don't know what he's referencing specifically when they fought women's rights. I know they were big on slavery and they brought us the KKK and that's enough for me.

But if this guy says that they fought women's rights, I'm guessing he's probably right. You know? Now I got Sam Whitfield saying Pelosi's face job is more botched than Dolly Parton's. Trump did a stellar job with his whole speech and exposed the hypocrisy of these dolts. I agree. I agree. He did exactly what I said he should do. You keep touting that.

My whole life I've heard this in politics. You know, it's about the wallet, stupid. Something like that. If there's any truth to that, he will win a second day. You can't just come out and say we resist everything he says. Unless Mueller is really evil and pulls some serious shit shit which i wouldn't put past him either and then the dems go he told you so and then i'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life going really you bought into that you bought into that horse shit i don't know who the russian was that said it but he said what was the famous quote show me the man bring me the man and i'll show you the crime that fucking back in stalin's russia uh anyhow we got three more reality non-fiction says nick is the man i hate them i guess for dems he hates the dems yes the dems

uh yeah i don't know how you can fucking vote Democrat. Seriously. Just running down the shit. Are you for groupthink? Are you for political correctness? Are you for shutting down free speech? Then vote Democrat. That's all. Are you for socialism? Are you for fucking Medicare for all?

And letting everybody in the country all over the planet and let them suck off you, the middle-class taxpayer. If you're for all that, they're your people. They are your people. And don't worry, there's people in the GOP that I'd kick them in the face if I saw them too. They're part of the swamp. Go ahead.

BackHealth101 says, keep telling the truth, Nick. I have no choice but to tell the truth. But I also tell jokes on the weekends. If you'd like to come out and see me in Boca Raton at the Black Box. But I keep preaching, motherfuckers. I preach.

It's like we have two truths, though, isn't it? That's what's scary about this country. It really is. It's like there's two truths out. But we all know there's one. I call them as I see them. And if I call them as i see them it just happens so now uh you know i'm right but if i see the right doing shit which they do they want cheap labor too their hands aren't completely clean next any more yeah last one it's james delnore it says lefties and npr

always say having a conversation let Let's have a conversation. And when we have that conversation, we only will allow opinions that we agree with. And if anybody introduces an opinion we disagree with, we'll roll our eyes. We'll put our tongues into our lips so it looks like we're blowing elephants like Nancy Pelosi. You don't want a conversation. And I told you why you don't want a conversation because he told you why you don't want to go out in conversation because he's you can't handle the truth that's right uh i gotta move on uh let's go let's take one more dave in rochester talking about pelosi dave go ahead

hey nick how's it going? All right. Hey, I just wondered, did you really notice how Nancy Pelosi, how hard she tried to keep in line the women in white,

the Heaven's Gate members? She looked like the angry mother behind Trump. It looked like she was about to wave her fingers at them. Yeah, I guess you missed the opening of the show. I talked about her.

How about her, Dave, how about her pretending to read? It was a copy of the speech they said. Yeah, it was like a nervous tick, like she was about to have a breakdown behind him. She was just like shuffling through papers, acting like she was reading things, just like, I don't know, like she had dementia or what. Yes, no, you're absolutely right. And he hit him, he hit her, Trump hit her right where she breathes by having a couple black people there who he got out of prison early

and write what, you know, everything that Pelosi stands for, but all she does is talk about it. And the closer he got to her nerves, the more she was twitching in her face. And to pretend you're reading something while the president is speaking is just passive aggressive. It's just being a passive aggressive asshole. And I've argued with these people sitting at the comedy cellar table over the years, and that's what they do. They laugh nervously. They giggle in your face.

And she was having a breakdown. She does not have – they talk about him. They talk about him not being mentally equipped to handle the job. She has the emotional level of about a sixth grader. It was so fun to see somebody talking about shit that she disagrees a thousand percent and she's right in the room.

Thanks for the call, Dave. Appreciate it, buddy. Let's move on to some other things quickly. You might have saw this yesterday. Didn't get to it. Lawyers. Excuse me. Lawyers.

I like when a story starts with lawyers. Counselor. Counselor. Lawyers representing Covington Catholic student Nick Sandman, he's the guy who had a face-off with the elderly Native American who was pounding a drum in his face, have announced the preparation of letters to be sent to various celebrity media outlets and individual journalists who immediately and falsely slandered Sandman and his classmates for taunting a Native American during a trip to D.C. The students' lawyers are preparing letters for possible libel and defamation lawsuits.

I love it. The list of recipients of the warning letters, oh, it's just a warning? Come on. It includes Alyssa Milano, Senator, ah, ironic, an Indian, Elizabeth Warren, Melissa Milano, Senator, ironic, an Indian, Elizabeth Warren, targeted journalists, including Maggie Haberman. Sounds like a New York Times. David Brooks, New York fucking Times. Supposedly he passes as a Republican in New York City.

Just watch him on Sunday morning shows. You'll shit blood. And media outlets will include TMZ, CNN and the New York Times. Good. All the devils of the world. The attorneys have also identified the diocese of Covington, Lexington, Louisville, and Baltimore as potential recipients for the letter. Remember the Covington people wouldn't even stand up for their own kids when it first broke? Salmon family attorney Todd McMurdy set up the media outlets and personalities.

They know they crossed the line. Do they want 12 people in Kentucky to decide their fate? I don't think so. McMurdy added that the letters are meant to put an end to the instant attacks from the media before the facts are in. There was a rush by the media to believe what it wanted to believe versus what actually happened, McMurdy added. And, I mean, how can you fucking argue with that?

You are correct, sir. Indeed, it was widely reported that the Covington students surrounded the Native Americans and taunted them, calling out, build the wall. But longer videos later proved that the students never moved, and it was the Native American group led by Nathan Phillips, that con, that approached the students. Longer video clips also proved that no one yelled, build the wall. Nearly every single initial report on the incident was flawed and presented the kids as the aggressors when they were not. But does that surprise you in 2019 in this country?

For the mob to just go tear apart a 16-year-old boy is inexcusable, McMurdy told the media. He'll never be able to get away from this. Assisting McMurdy will be the high-powered law firm of L. Linwood of Atlanta. Wood has represented clients such as the falsely accused Atlanta Olympics bomber. He's dead now, the poor guy. And the family of murdered beauty contestant JonBenet Ramsey. Here's a list of the people and the outlets that are being targeted with these letters. Washington Post, New York Times. What do they all have in common? Cable News Network, CNN, The Guardian, National Public Radio. That would be NPR.

TMZ, Atlantic Media, and Capitol Hill Publishing Corp. Diocese of Covington, Diocese of Lexington, Archdiocese of Louisville, Diocese of Baltimore, Anna Cabrera. She's a shortstop, isn't she, for the Brewers? Sarah Sidner, Erin Burnett. She works for fucking Siena. S.E. Kopp. She's a fucking supposed to be conservative. I love it. Elliot C. McLaughlin, Amanda Watts, Emmanuel Grinberg, Michelle Borstein, Cleve R. Woodson Jr. He's a real pain in the ass.

I could go on and on, but Joy Reid is in there, Savannah Guthrie, Andrea Mitchell, all the fucking villains of the left mainstream media. Chuck Todd, that lying whore. Noah Bratlatsky, Alicia Fieldstat, Eun Kyung Kim, who was on Hawaii Five-0 last week playing a villain. HBO, Bill Maher, WarnerMedia, Condé Nast, GQ, The Hill, The Atlantic,

Bustle.com, Ihan Omar, isn't that that broad? That's one of the broads, Muslim broads. Elizabeth Cherokee Bigfoot No Tits Warren, Kathy Ugly Face Griffin. I love it. Alyssa Milano. Jim Carrey, retarded Canadian.

All getting letters to say, shut your fucking traps. And you're being made a fool of. I love it. They went after those kids because they were white Catholic boys they had a pro-life march so they must be bad, huh?

that's the problem with the country? meanwhile minorities are killing MS-13, killing each other on subways Chicago's is fucking multiple murders a night. But it's the white kids. The white kids in the leather you know, the leather jackets. The jocks. The bullies.

Oh my fucking aching stem. Let's get on to some racial news. Or should I just call it news this is this one made me laugh so hard i almost died we all know about north northam the governor blackface virginia blah blah blah so he's in deep shit right and if he stepped down the lieutenant governor is this guy fairfax who's's an African-American. Now he's in trouble for sexually assaulting a woman a few years ago, allegedly. Okay. So he's in trouble. So the third in line, if he can't do it, is the attorney general, Virginia, Mark Herring.

So you're like, okay, well, we'll rely on Mark. Well, what does this say? Virginia AG Mark Herring says he wore blackface at college party. says he wore blackface at college party. Adler. Adler. The man who's second in line. We can't find him. Anybody who's not a racist in Virginia.

Virginia. Virginia. Virginia is for lovers of blackface. The man who's second in line to become Virginia's governor on Wednesday admitted he has worn black face too. Democrat attorney General Mark Herring issued a statement saying he wore brown makeup and a wig in 1980 when dressing up as a black rapper during a party when he was a student at the University of Virginia. In 1980, I'll show you pictures of me when I was a kid. I was called the N-word every day. I got so black.

It was always Irish kids with blonde eyelashes who fucking hated me. In 1980, he says, when I was a 19-year-old undergrad in college, some friend suggested we attend a party dressed like rappers we listened to at the time, like Curtis Blow, and perform a song. It sounds ridiculous, even now writing it, but because of our ignorance and glib attitudes, it was just part of the time. And because we did not have an appreciation

for the experiences and perspectives of others, we dressed up and put on wigs and brown makeup, Herring said. In the days ahead, he says, honest conversations and discussions will make it clear whether I can or should continue to serve as Attorney General. But no matter where we go from here, I will say that from the bottom of my little black heart, I am deeply, deeply sorry for the pain that I cause with this revelation.

Bye-bye. See ya. so he's third in line and like i said you know northam hasn't even stepped down yet and uh and uh it's just hilarious this guy lieutenant governor justin fairfax was hit with allegations of sexual assault which he's denying. The third in line for the gig is State House Speaker Kurt Cox, a Republican. Cox is among those demanding Northam's recognition. I can't wait for the news tomorrow when he admits that he took tap dance lessons and ate watermelon while at a birthday party in 1997. What the fuck?

Oh my God, Virginia, you be embarrassing yourself and whatnot. Here's the guy, here's the story about the Lieutenant Governor, Democrat Justin Fairfax lashes out at sex assault accuser. He said, fuck that bitch.

That's a quote, by the way. He said, in reference to his accuser he said fuck that bitch that's a quote by the way he said in reference to his accuser during a private meeting where he attempted to discredit her according to that's according to nbc news so it must be true you fat nasty black bitch dr vanessa tyson oh my god isn't that a chicken company? This is getting too much for me. I can't. Dr. Vanessa Tyson, a professor of politics at Scripps College. By the way, they beat Nebraska in the Orange Bowl fucking 31 years ago. In Claremont, California, told the Washington Post in late 2017 that Fairfax, a Democrat,

forced her to perform oral sex on him at a hotel, I don't know, during the 2004 Democrat National Convention. He denies any wrongdoing and says the sexual encounter was consensual. The Washington Post chose not to report the story. Surprise, surprise. You know why? Because the guy's African-American. Even though Tyson's account contained more details, get this, more details,

like a time and place for the alleged encounter, than the story of Christine Blasey Ford, which the Post published without corroboration. Does that surprise anybody? This whole show today is about lying left-wing cocksuckers in the media and the politicians. But after big league politics, that's a right-wing cocksuckers in the media and the politicians. But after big league politics, that's a right-wing site, broke it on Monday, both Fairfax and the Post were forced to address it.

You fat, nasty, black bitch. What makes Fairfax's fate so newsworthy is that he is next in line to replace Governor Ralph Northam. As far as fuck that bitch comment, Fairfax released a statement admitting only to being emotional. That means he said it. He also asked that his accuser be treated with respect.

Why? You force... Can I just defend him for a second? And this came out during the Harvey Weinstein... I don't understand how you can force a woman to blow you.

Ryan, any... You guy or girl, how do you force somebody to blow you? Okay, I push the back of your head down. Right? But you have to open your mouth. I feel like it's actually really hard to do that. Of course it is. I'm not buying it. I've tried it a million times.

It never worked. Bite his dick that. Of course it is. I'm not buying it. I've tried it a million times. It never worked. Bite his dick off. Bite his dick off. But don't even, I just don't, I'm not, I'm not, anybody,

I don't mean to be a sexist pig here. How do you force somebody, I mean, I've tried on my wife over and over again. It just don't work. I mean,

one guy forced my head down. Very easy. I put a fucking juke on him. I still got the job. As far as the fuck that bitch comment, treat her with respect. Well, you didn't. But I sort of believe you that, I don't know.

And you blew it! You blew it. No, she blew it, apparently. I wish her no harm or humiliation because I already did that to her. No. Nor do I seek to denigrate her or diminish her voice

even though I ripped out her vocal cords with my ball bag. Nick added for emphasis. Fairfax Chief of Staff Lawrence Roberts is denying that the Democrat said fuck that bitch. Absolutely not true. I was there, he said. Yeah, I'm gonna believe you,

you fucking... You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. I mean, you have to say that. You're the chief of his staff. And I do mean staff. Look out! Kill her, God! I gotta stop lifting these shirts or get too stuck. You like it, Ryan? All right, I'll leave it on.

Anyways. No, take it off. You sick fuck. Let's go to Kim. It's always good to get a Female perspective on the Nick DiPaolo show Where our demographics are 97.9% Male Kim what's up What's up

Go ahead Oh you're a man Hi how you doing I was just actually writing You know my thoughts have always been on Clamp their dick Set the place on fire Put a knife

on the side of them. They got a choice. They can cut their own dick off by burn. Who are you talking about? All right, that's besides the point. Okay.

Didlers. These fucking didlers, the rippers. Who? It's easier to use jail terms than to say pedophile because you get in trouble

for saying that word. So, didlers, rippers, skinners, you know what I mean it's much i can't understand a word you're saying i think she was blowing somebody as she was calling me did anybody understand that when she uh called into me she said that she um hates all of the female democrats basically that they're all bullshit okay well then you know what get a phone that isn't turned up to 11 and i couldn't understand anything sorry uh adam in tennessee wants to bring up nancy pelosi i'm sure

adam what's going on i'm sure you're a big fan. Nick! Um, so I heard them all talking about the State of the Union dress. I heard Donald Trump say, what can we do for the African Americans? What can we do for the Hispanic Americans? What can we do for the Asian Americans? Well, what's he doing for the

European Americans? You know, the people who got him in the office? The overwhelming majority who voted for him. If it wasn't for them, he wouldn't even be in that position. All right, Adam. I'm sick of this talking. Oh, we're doing for the minorities. Well, what about the majority? You know, the people that have been taking a hit after a hit decades after decades. What's your thoughts on that? Well, the thoughts are, first of all, that's not what he said. He was touting his actual statistics as far as the lowest unemployment for black people, brown people, yellow people. That's what he was talking about. He wasn't saying, I'm going to do this for them.

As far as that goes, as far as low unemployment, the lowest unemployment in the 50 years in this country, that covers white people, too. And obviously, the left is saying he's taking care of rich people like his friends who are mostly white. So he is doing for us. But you're right. There are some towns and some places that are still being hard hit. Manufacturing jobs are coming back. But you can't argue with his results after a couple of years. He's doing a lot for everybody. But the point is, everybody called him a racist. And that was the point. That's why he's touting black and brown unemployment numbers being at record lows because everybody calls him

a racist and a bigot. Thank you, Adam, for the call. Appreciate it. He didn't say I'm going to do this and that for the Asian. He's already done it. And he's, I mean, really? That's your beef with Trump

that he's not defending white people enough? He's the first president in my lifetime that's had the balls to say, hey, get off our backs. Who's our backs? You know who. You know who. Let's go on to another story here.

Oh, goodness gracious hell-o-ees. This is racial. Wake up, white people. Our artist Harmonia Rosales replaces white men with black women so that women of color can be better represented in historical paintings. Oh, God, did they ever let it go for a fucking minute? Do you ever stop your fucking... She takes like famous, you know, a Picasso or whatever

and puts a black woman where there would be a guy and, you know. I mean, give me a break. Every commercial has black people in it. You're overrepresented on TV. So she's taking like, she'll take a, you know, a Da Vinci painting and make it look like Thelma fucking

from good times. No, who was the, it was actually JJ was the painter. Remember? I'm talking to two white guys who the show aired 40 years before they were born. But Rosales is an Afro-Cuban American. Boy, she's a hot mess.

I hate to be her barber. My God, I'm confused. Help! Who can... She's an Afro-Cuban American artist who became well-known for her reinterpretation of Michelangelo's creation of Adam, where she portrays God and Adam

as black women. How the fuck you... Oh, okay. She says... What about Eve? Is she... I know she's a woman. Okay, so it's three black women.

She says a woman of color are underrepresented in the art world while white men dominate the space. Yeah, because they created the space, you dummy. You silly, broad you. Do you ever stop thinking about your skin color, Miss Rosales? Afro-Cuban america do you ever let it go for a sec is there anything else in life any other thoughts you have you know what they say if you don't have a culture steal one and that's what you're fucking doing okay and nobody's

gonna buy your shit i'll buy it and let my yorkie take a nice runny dump on it. Nick, that's disrespectful. Well, so is what she's doing. When you consider that all human life came out of Africa, okay, if you say so. And if that is true, it's really sad how bad you're doing still. The Garden of Eden and all, and then only makes sense,

well, then don't call them Adam and Eve. Call it fucking Tyrone and Aisha. And then only makes sense to paint god as a black woman sparkling life in her own image the self-taught artist says she paints black women so girls of color can see themselves in famous paintings stating i want my daughter to grow up proud of her curls and coils and um stab wounds what Her brown skin and her identity as a woman of color, a woman of value.

That's all? You understand how obsessed? That's all you know? It's so sad, Mrs. Rosales. I feel bad for you. So your little black girls can't appreciate white European art?

They can't look at it and... Huh? Who are the fucking racists? Who are the fucking racist? Who are the racists in this country, really? I'm going to go find some black paintings. I don't know who's done them. Anybody? I'm sure of some black celebrities.

Will Smith, I'm sure, paints on the side. I'm going to fucking take his and replace. I'm going to replace him, you know, with a cast of Three's Company. Some religion. I don't know. Don Knotts. That's who we have as Jesus Christ in our picture at home.

I mean, you're obsessed with your race, and you're stealing another culture, and male-dominated, but not all of it is organized. All the things today you say, well, women aren't included women and of color what can i ask you what what you what's your idea when will you say you know what everything's even now everything's equal tell me what that world looks like i'm guessing the dmv in detroit then you'll be happy what yeah put up some of her art. Holy shit. Slow it down, fellas.

I'd like to comment on it. It's a video. Oh, it's a video. Well, pause the fucker. That's terrific. That looks like one of the Patriots receive his shirt

being ripped off by one of the Philadelphia Eagles. Look at that. An eagle is biting the black woman's tit I mean that's a horse collar tackle that's kind of nice though I gotta be honest with you that's uh but is that a black one yes a black woman as art is my weapon in the ongoing battle against indifference and action i like to use a gun but sometimes i use my brush go ahead jesus has a yeast infection next it forms the basis of resistance there you go harmonia rosales is an afro-cuban american artist who became well known for her uh rev michael angelo creation of adam. There they are going, look, pull my finger. I just came from Popeyes

and I had the family bucket. Pull it! Fuck off, Miss Rosales. You're a racist. You don't like whitey. I've had enough, ladies and gentlemen. Tomorrow I'll start with this story. I've been sitting at my desk for two days.

Rain tax. In New Jersey, they're going to tax people. Go ahead. I got one more from Nick Stewart saying, Orange man bad is all they have, the Democrats. They would prefer a dependent populace. Of course. That's their whole modus operandi as a dependent it has

been from for the last 60 years they want people dependent on the gun they let you survive at subsistence level and that's it they don't want you to get and and you dummies on the left keep voting for these fuckers because do you understand that's how they make a living they're politicians they control people they need you they need you to need them do you understand it's that simple and the fact that half this country doesn't fucking understand that is just beyond me and i know others go it's not left versus right is uh it's a bigger picture than that well in this country it is and don't give me the shit both parties are the same. I'll give the left

that much. The Democrats, they're fucking saying we're going to distinguish ourselves from Trump and his fans. And good. And let's be honest. Let's be honest. This country's splitting. I wish I was 20 years old so I could see how this

ends or where it goes and I could take Ocasio-Cortez to Fuddruckers and hit her over the head with a drumstick. That's enough for today. My cocaine's running low. Anyways, we have covered it all. Nickdip.com for ticket information. I'll see you guys in Boca Raton this weekend, Friday and Saturday at the Black Box. Go to nickdip.com for that.

Anything else, fellas? I got it all? Remember, you guys think it. I will say it. You're very welcome. And I will talk to you tomorrow. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Субтитры создавал DimaTorzok I'm going to go ahead and do that. Bye.