The Nick DiPaolo Show - Pelosi's Attacker An Illegal | Nick Di Paolo Show #1299

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

Pelosi Attacker an Illegal. CNBC Reporter Busted. Lib Twitter Exodus.  Chuck Todd Stands Corrected. Donny Comes Out With Truth. Sombrero's Are Offensive?

Make sure to see me live in Florida, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Missouri. Get dates and tickets at nickdip.com and click on the tour button. See you there, kids.好 I'll go home and get your fucking shine box. Why, I oughta. How are you, folks? You have a good Halloween? Did you purrs in a lot of kids? It's gonna be my favorite day in Savannah.

This is like three years in a row. I've never had, and again, reminds me how we get along. Again, we had to have 60, 70 maybe. I might even be low on that. And I'd say about 10 of them were white, and the rest were black kids, and they're parents. And it's just, I get so mad when I put on the media you think we're I'm saying everybody could have been nicer the kids are they're the

funniest the little kids are fucking my wife's got this scary little fucking doll it's a girl about like it looks like a four-year-old with fucking glowing eyes and shit and it's, I lost my mama. Will you play with me? Really creepy shit. I'm like, who wrote this shit? And there's some little black kids who come right up to it, you know, and go, I'll slap the white bitch.

But then there's others. This kid, he looked like a young George Foreman. He was probably only five or six. He looks at my wife. In the most mature voice, he goes, I don't like her. And then another little black girl, we give her candy. Then she looks at the doll. She goes, oh, no. And we have the devil.

We have the mannequin. We dress up like the devil. And the parents ask, I guess I scared the shit out of the whole neighborhood a couple years ago. Remember, I was dressed up. We had the devil in the chair. And the kids would come up and go, which one is real? And the parents would have a heart attack.

You know, they have blood pressure there. You know how they are with the hypertension. Anyways, I'm just saying, it's a great time. I see shit I've never seen, I saw a little black girl, I forget what she was dressed in, but she loved Spider-Man. And there was a kid who was about 6'2", dressed like Spider-Man, white kid.

I'm hoping that he was 34 years old. I don't know. But he had the whole, she runs down the sidewalk and hugs him. I mean, where do you see that? You see it in New York, but then the guy throws her in a van. Off they go. Anyways, had a great time, and the booze always helps. Yeah, this is a shot at him. There's the wife. Always in a good mood.

Here's that little white bitch that was scaring people. Here. Why do you seem so scared? Why am I so scared? Because you look like my wife when I met her. In kindergarten. You psych a little bit. Anyway, it was a great time.

Had the Halloween theme blaring out the fuck. How old is the show? Can you tell me? Four minutes. Four? All right. That's easy. Anyways, yeah, great time had by all.

This is Dallas and Gianna's front door. You guys really are into movie making, aren't you? That is tremendous. Why were the cops there? I saw you in cuffs and there was a little girl crying. What happened?

And there they are. That's them on a regular weekend. This isn't even Halloween. This was in July. They said they went vegetable hunting. Look, he's holding that like an Afghan vet. There's no doubt about it. Gianna doing what she does best. Very cute. Oh, God! This is me auditioning for Louie's movie. You know what's sad?

I got my pants down to make it funny and you can't even tell. God damn it. I literally have my pants down. Oh, you can see my bare leg and part of my underwear. Oh, God. That was, I thought it was funny when I was doing it. Anyways, I came. What else you got?

Is that it? Goodness gracious, Heloise. Let's I came. What else you got? Is that it? Goodness gracious, Heloise. Let's get right to it, shall we? Let's give you a little update on what else? The Paul Pelosi drama. Oh, and the fucking left is trying to connect it. You know, they're like shy when they start out. Let's not be too obvious in trying to connect this to Trump and right-wingers and you know I mean they started off going oh he might have been into QAnon now it's full-blown you know did you read this is a political attack oh my god they just go on Twitter this is what MSNBC does and the rest of the CNN

all the other shitheads they go on Twitter and they and see somebody's blog that has a theory and they turn it into fucking, yeah, again, he's a MAGA guy. Fried his brains on hallucinants. As you know, the Republicans are known to do that, right? Nudist, a fucking nudist, makes hemp jewelry from Berkeley and a Black Lives Matter sign on his dilapidated truck. But yeah, that says MAGA. You fuck compete.

And you wonder why you're going to get slaughtered in a couple days. Seriously? Threat to democracy. Let me see. You've let half of Central America into the United States. You've changed it forever, illegally.

Open borders. You censor people you disagree with. And you burn down and loot their stores when shit don't go in your way. Inflation through the fucking roof. You're polluting kids with sexual shit they shouldn't be hearing about until they're in

high school. But the Republicans are a threat to democracy. Just let that sink in for a fucking... Have you ever heard of a right-winger telling some lefty he can't say that and trying to shut... I guess because we're not in a position

to. Maybe we should get in a position to. Well, you saw it earlier with the devil. All right. David... I got the right pronunciation. I wouldn't want to fuck it up for the homeless guy living in a trailer. David DePappy. Big DePappy, they call him. He looks a little like that guy, you're right, T.J. Miller, but he looks like somebody else, God damn it. I don't know. David DePappy. Oh, I know who it is. The guy that stayed in our

basement for two years. David DePappy, the man accused of attempting to murder House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Murder or fuck him. I'm sticking with a story that was on The Observer. You're not going to tell me otherwise. Anyways, try to kill Pelosi's husband, Paul Pelosi, with a hammer. Is a longtime illegal alien living in, don't think, first of all, it's Canada. Right away I go, oh, you know, because it's California, you think of Mexico. Longtime illegal alien living in Sanctuary State, California, a report reveals. That's right, it's the Sanctuary State, so you ain't got no problem.

You go fuck yourself, convict! De Pappy was taken into custody and charges, oh, boy, don't they act fast when it's a Pelosi or somebody in an, huh, one of our elitist leaders. Charges of attempted murder are expected. He has already been charged with assault,

attempted kidnapping, as opposed to the thugs in New York who knock out a black, I mean, knock out a nine-year-old Asian lady or beat somebody to death. And they go, I don't know, bail or not. I don't know. I'm on the, you know. Fox's L.A. Bill Malusian reports that DePapi is actually an illegal alien who's been living in the sanctuary state of California for some time after having overstayed his visa, which is what most of them do. And the Dems know that and they love it. It is unclear what kind of visa DePappe initially arrived on to the United States from Canada, and in what year. Really? All right, get up! Yeah, time to, look at him. Yeah, he's not gay. He's three months pregnant

there, and this is before we knew guys could have kids, and Paul Pelosi's looking at him, they ain't mine. Look at that picture. How dare you? Oh, try to sit up there, Fruity. DePappe's former partner told local media the man is mentally ill. When they say former partner, can you tell me what the sexist, believing he was Jesus Christ, we've all done that, at one time and was living in a hippie, he believed he was Christ for was Jesus Christ. We've all done that at one time. And was living in a hippie. He believed he was Christ for like a year. I wonder what changed his mind.

Living in a hippie commune in Berkeley, California. So it's clearly a MAGA guy, right? I am like God and God like me. I am a naked bitch. He is as small as I. He can't punch me. He cannot punch me. Nor I can my hip.

Benny's hip. Benny. Selasia, 17th century. Yes, sir. Before arriving in California about two decades ago, Depepe grew up in Powell River, British Columbia in Canada. With Nancy Pelosi's support, California has one of the most rigorous sanctuary state policies in the United States, shielding guys like him, criminal illegal aliens, from arrest

and deportation by the Immigration Ice Enforcement Agency and prohibiting local law enforcement from coordinating with ICE. So you know what? The fucking, the free-range organic chicken has come home to roost. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend the nation. And here's the actor that'll play him

in the made-for-TV movie, T.J. Miller. Oh, there you go. I can see it. I can see it. He's crazier than DePappy, actually. He called it a bomb scare on a train. Got arrested. Ah, he makes me laugh.

Let's move on to some more lying cocksuckers on the left. CNBC. All you need to know is the NBC in there. They might be the worst out of the most powerful. CNBC reporter was busted for not doing her job or doing it, depend how you look at it. Didn't do enough to confirm a story after she fell for pranksters who pretended to be Twitter engineers fired by Elon Musk. I love it. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.

What do you mean I'm fired? I'll tweet you out of your... Yeah, so I love how she didn't do enough research, like they ever have. I guarantee she went online and saw them. And then actually she was out there interviewing them because they can't be quick enough to draw a conclusion about Elon Musk. And because that's the biggest, that is like an underrated story, that the Dems, that was their biggest tool, you know. You're threatening their livelihood when you steal that,

but they'll come up with something else. They already have everything else locked up. The two men were interviewed outside of Twitter headquarters as they held boxes, appearing to be their personal items, collected after being fired. Excuse me. This is like those pranksters,

those comedians with impractical jobs. Only this has some real import. There is a... That's from Welcome Back Carter. What was his name? Anyways, Bill Murray's on the right. Anyways, let's... The reporters are out there, and these

guys are pretending that they just get fired by... This is brilliant, because it just shows how quick they just jump at it and don't go ahead what do you make of that what do you think it will look like i mean a free speech is you know nazis saying that uh you know trans women shouldn't you know use women's uh locker rooms awesome i guess mission. We'll see. Listen, I got to touch base with my husband and wife.

I got to get out of here, all right? Thank you, guys. Sorry. Daniel, thank you. Look at her. That's her, I'm telling you. She's got that look on her eye. Did I just get scammer-ed?

I got to touch base with my husband. And it's perfect. They won't even blink at that. They're so fucking tapped into that, you know. My husband and wife. My husband and wife. And a he-she. That was beautiful. So Deidre Bosa, a little snack, of CNBC admitted the era Monday on the air.

And boy, CNBC. a Monday on the air. And boy, CNBC, I was thinking MSNBC, you know, watching this for five. And I went, oh, that's not even MSNBC, it's CNBC, a little more mainstream. Listen to her say she's a dummy. I want to address something that CNBC reported Friday. I tweeted that a team of data engineers were laid off at Twitter after speaking to two people outside of headquarters who claimed that they were. They were not real employees, and I didn't do enough to confirm who they were. They got me, and that is on me. We, I regret the mistake. I'd like to be on you.

Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. I tell you, Deidre, I told you always check the facts okay? Well you stupid fuck and I had to cancel a contract. Oh my, he's a piece of shit. She posted video of her comments on social media so guys could yank it. Nothing better than a pretty girl admitting she's wrong. It doesn't happen often. Once every 58 years and we got it on tape. It's good to see somebody at NBC, a woman that doesn't have a cock and a giant forehead and look like a young Elvis. Are you with me? Sure. Anyways, her comments are on social media. Deleted the tweet with the false report. Bosa had been among those reporters.

All right, yummy, yummy, yummy. Bosa had been among those reporters who were far too eager to spread the false story without checking to confirm the prankster's stories. You got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You gotta grow up. She's pretty. You got a pretty mouth, bitch.

It's happening. Excuse me. It's happening. Entire team of data engineers let go. These are two of them, she tweeted tweeted with a photo of the two men. Oh, fucking idiot! Yeah, but you already mouthed. The embarrassing episode became

a popular Twitter meme after people began pretending to be fired. Pretending to be fired Twitter engineers in order to mock the mainstream media. Nothing more free than that. Yeah, no, exactly.

It's already, well, a little bit of daylight on Twitter now. And the idiots are out there going, it's already started. They're using the N-word, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Yeah, it's called free speech, stupid. That doesn't mean you condone the, you know what I mean? They don't even, they're like children. They don't think people have a right to say, not just when it comes to

the N-word and shit like that, but, you know, egregious shit. They really think you don't have a right to argue with their narrative. And they're going to decide what's information, what's different, and it's still going to go on. It's insane. Author insane authoritarianism whatever you want to call it totalitarianism well anyways miss bosa at least you had the dignity to admit you're a liar you know i'm saying we appreciate it a liar liar whore liar whore you know cut it out she She's fine. She didn't... Let me roast your buddy or say happy birthday to your mom when she's making me that breakfast the next morning. That's a little taste of what you'll be getting if I do a cameo. Dallas has the link on the screen.

Go there and you can see some of the cameos I've done and order one for yourself. Or just go to cameo and search my name. And you tell me about the person. I take my phone. I talk into it while I'm driving, putting myself at risk usually. I did one upside down in a fucking median strip. And it's a lot of fun, actually. What's it do for me money-wise?

I'd say a tube of toothpaste a month. Let's move on, shall we? Pussy libs thinking about leaving Twitter in a related story. The cesspool factor on, again, let's read the news with Nick. Again, you can tell which way the guy leans. The cesspool factor on Twitter has amped up exponentially in the last, let me translate that for you. Instead of it being a left-leaning shithole, which Twitter is, you know, it's where

the fucking angry scum left. They use it as a weapon. They use it to cancel people. Now, because it's been up there for three days and there's some other opinions that differ from theirs. The cesspool has amped up exponentially. First with the free the bird ethos leading to a spike in racist and anti-Semitic tweets. Yeah, because it's the right who hates Jews. I mean, just think about that for a second and how you guys feel about Palestine. Go ask Roger Waters about the Middle East. Fuck off. You don't like it, do you?

Somebody else has an opinion. I'm sick of talking about it. Honestly, we joke about it and shit. These fuckers are destroying our country. It's not hyperbole. I'm fucking tired of it. A spike in racist and anti-Semitic tweets.

And you know what? I say yay, not because I'm for anti-Semitism or racism, just that I'm for free speech. It was created to protect unpopular popular speech. Anybody can protect popular speech.

You know what I mean? It's like going, oh, I don't know. Jennifer Anderson has a nice ass. Oh, I don't know. It'll kick you off. She used to. I don't know what it looks like now. Anyways, that overnight shift. Oh, it's shifted overnight now, all the right-wing races. Led power showrunner, Sean the Rhymes, Bridgerton, and 1.9 million followers. What is Bridgerton? Is that her? Bridgerton's some stupid fucking show on Netflix. I thought so.

Oh, she's a linebacker. No, I mean a nose guard. I mean a fat fuck. I mean... So she left. She exited the platform. And GM began... GM? ...began pausing ads on the platform.

And who can blame them? Well, who can? Free-speaking Americans. Yeah, you take a walk, Shonda. Real open-minded now, huh? Come down to Savannah to the candy store. You can spend a fucking week in there, you tub of fucking... I hope you get diabetes and your feet turn even blacker than they are.

What? No, I didn't mean it. I'm fucking right for my... Then on Sunday, Twitter owner Elton John... No. Oh, Elon Musk, my fucking eye, 12 million followers. That's 12 million more than I have.

Retweeted a gutter level, okay, this is what we talk about. I'm liking this guy. I don't think he takes himself too serious. Retweeted a gutter level conspiracy theory about Paul Pelosi, which I believe in 1,000%, because everything in it can be verified. The husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who was attacked with a hammer in his home last week by what appears to be a mentally unstable left winger. Nick, why do you say that?

Well, you're going to lie. I'm going to lie. But are you lying? No, I ain't. It's a good point. He had a Bernie T-shirt on and fucking... He had a Bernie T-shirt on and he had a Chuck Schumer fake nose. Look at it.

What appears to be a mentally unstable MAGA guy. That's what it says right in this fucking article. You guys, this is what I'm talking about. It's time to go. It's go time. Fucking sick of it. Genocide, anybody? I want, it says, I won't repeat the calamity. You can check it out if you must. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Worst, Musk's post was in response to Hillary Clinton's tweet imploring our politicians to bring extreme rhetoric way down.

Wasn't that cunt last week just going, do you know that the Republicans have already made plans to steal the 2024 presidential election? Literally. Is that how you bring down the temperature? Or by labeling half the country racist and bigots? Is that how you bring down the temperature? Or by labeling half the country racist and bigots? Is that how you bring it down, you thick-ankled, fat fuck you?

Ooh, I'm tired of it, man. I could have just said that with this. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! He does it much better. Sounds much better when I tell you. Anyways, the rhetoric down way down. Musk's tweet was mocking, irresponsibly, and very worry-inducing about where things are headed.

You see how afraid they are of free speech? Oh, boy, you! What more do you need to know about the left in this country? You are a fucking cancer. You're a barnacle on the ass of progress. You call yourself progressives. Oh my God. Fire up the fucking hibachi. What's that got to do with the cookouts? I don't know. With that post, Twitter's new billionaire owner showed himself. Listen to this. This must be, what, a 14-year-old girl wrote this? Not not merely to be a jerk but one who endorses and spreads poison

i i it it's not even alternate universe i don't know what to call it i don't know where whoa how does this end good? The dilemma if we stay, they're saying the dilemma if we stay on Twitter, this is the lefties, are we validating a platform that makes a mockery of the necessary guardrails of free speech? Let me translate that. Let me translate that for you. Should we stay on a platform if we can't control the language and censor the right? Should I stay here? Are we ceding the moral ground? See?

They are morally superior to you guys. Whenever you argue with a liberal cocksucker, that's where they start. So when you start to argue, you have, in my opinion, you're free to smack them right on the first fucking sentence. Are we ceding the moral ground by continuing to use a platform that does not respect the You start to argue, you have, in my opinion, you're free to smack them right on the first fucking sentence. Are we ceding the moral ground by continuing to use a platform that does not respect the shared values of decent society? The shared values? Black Lives Matters who scammed a bunch of black and white people out of money. Just name anything on the left.

Fucking Antifa's on your side. And I'm just going easy. Four years of Donald Trump as a Russian agent and anybody who questions that election is a fucking bigot and a racist. Some people still rotting in jail for an insurrection that when nobody was charged with insurrection and nobody had a gun but the black cop who shot a white woman? Is that what you're talking about? Those are the shared values? Could I just say this? Who the fuck do you think you are?

Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck? What's the matter with this baby? I forget what she's up to. It's the writer. Oh, it's the writer. I pictured somebody much younger than that. No wonder why the writer was in a bad mood, shitting its pants. Look at the hair on that crazy little devil. Conversely, if we leave,

again, this is the lefty douchebag, leaving meaning abandoning Twitter, abandoning a powerful communication platform, you mean a tool, a tool that you've been controlling people with since it came out, ceding it to the conspiracy theorists, liars and haters. That's all name-calling. Oh, God, can we get it on, please? Have we then allowed Twitter to become just another echo chamber for deliberately toxic speech? It already is that.

It's an echo chamber for the left. Are you that blind, you dumb cunt? That further erodes our ability to live together in a democratic society. Oh, my God. Wow. that further erodes our ability to live together in a democratic society. Oh my God. Wow. For many of us who for more than a decade have loved the communication mix on Twitter, of news, news observations, political debate, real-time video, control of the language, beatdowns of people on the right,

it's a tough decision for many influential people. Twitter is a destination to quickly scan, engage the temperature of a public debate where people agree with your point of view, and then we give it to the mainstream media to continue to spread lies and keep people at each other's throats. I added that. Wow. I can't take it no more. I tell you, no kiss. Hey, Cincinnati Bengals, you really did a nice job showing up last night. Glad I don't gamble real money anymore, mother of God.

That one I was just plain wrong on. They were giving points. And they're like, oh, Lamar Chase is out, the receiver that he loves, whatever his name is. Remember they played at LSU together, him and Burrow. Okay. He's got like three other great receivers. The Alliance stunk last night.

That guy saw a little girl get run over trying to block. What's that guy's name? Miles Garrett. Is that guy's name? Miles Garrett. Is that what it is? Wow. Remember he took the guy's helmet on Monday night to try to bash? Who was the quarterback? He tried to bash over the head with his own helmet.

I don't know. I just love funny violence that I'm not involved in. Let's move on. Speaking of lying lefties, Chuck todd got a nice spanking this weekend republican governor chris sanunu i remember when he used to sit on his dad's lap john sanunu who was the governor of massachusetts i believe from new hampshire whatever he was in fucking reagan's cabinet or whoever bush is i can't but i remember this kid was always anyways chris sanunu accused nbc news Chuck Filthy Devil Todd of being in a bubble.

Like, that's not true. These guys, they live and work in Washington and they think the rest of the country is just like during a heated exchange on Sunday's installment of Meet the Press. Meet the press. Todd grilled Sununu for backing GOP Senate candidate Don Bolduc, whom the governor previously opposed during the New Hampshire primary, but has since rallied behind in order to unseat incumbent Democrat Senator Maggie Hassan. Hasn't that always been the way that that works? What's that? When you're running

for a seat against somebody, your own party member, you're obviously going to try to win the seat. And then once you win the seat, then you back other people. Oh yeah, that's fundamental to how it works. I don't like this picture because he's never looked this good. Remember, always find the

worst one you can. He actually looks, well, he still looks like a devil. Anyways, let's show Sununu fucking, Sununu looks, you know what he looks like? Who's the heavy? I loved it. Madsen. What's the actor? Michael Madsen. Remember in Donnie Brasco? He plays a great heavy. And he's kind of a... Anyways, watch him. He tells Chuck Todd, you're in a bubble, and he's right. Yeah, let me tell you, you're in a bubble, man. I love it, Chuck, but you are in a bubble.

If you think anybody is talking about what happened in 2020 or talking about Mar-a-Lago and all that, I know the press loves to talk about it. People are talking about what is happening in their pocketbooks every single day. Look, I get that, Governor. When they have to buy groceries or fill up gas. Should they be? Or right now.

You think this should be prioritized? Yeah. Should they be? Okay. How could they? Should they be? Of course. Oh, my.

Chuck just asked, should they be talking about, should they be upset about? What should they be talking about, Chuck? See? He just made his point for them. Talk about a... You think dinkweed here? He probably makes what? Seven, ten million a year as the host of Meet the Proud?

I'm not exaggerating. Whatever. You think he has to deal with muggers and rapists? He takes a limo to the studio, back to his condo. And that's all of fucking our politicians anyways any more gosh chuck this is hitting people they're having trouble paying their mortgage they're having trouble making car payments because of bad policies out of washington should they be that is look you are correct absolutely unbelievable. Absolutely. Unbelievable.

Should they be? That's two big gaffes this week. Oh, the other one was Hochul. Remember in her debate when, what's his name, Lee Zeldin was talking about crime? I don't know why you're so upset about this. Why is it so important to you? Yeah, why is it so important to you? That's two big ones.

By the way, he's ahead. Folks, do you understand? That would be one of the biggest upsets in the country. I know you're going, well, yeah, but New York's such a shit. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's been a shithole for years. They fucking Republicans are so rare. But you'd think after Giuliani, they'd learn something.

You know what I mean? Anyways, and that's exactly what's going to happen in a week, which is why Hassan, Maggie Hassan, is going to get fired. A whole bunch of these Democrats are going to get fired because, frankly, folks that think the average voter is worried about 2020, this is a Sununu target, the average, it's a series of issues, of course, but it's not what people are

going to be voting on in the next week. And that kind of has baffled me, he said, throughout this whole campaign season. The fact that Democrats keep pushing this stuff and talking about things that aren't really what voters want to hear about or aren't really connecting with the empathetic challenges that the average voter is seeing every day. Chuck, you dumb, silly bitch, he ends with. Nick added that a little bit. It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. That's a red wave right there. Reject it back on me. Or as I call it, my wife's friend. my wife's friend.

Again, she stopped doing that years ago. I hit her. No, I'm kidding. What? Stop it. La, la, la. You hear that little doll? La, la, la.

I lost my mommy. I don't want to play alone. God, I was getting the creeps. I go, did you write that? Anyways. I said to one little blackie, he's like 10 years old, I go, what are you supposed to be, he said, none of your business. You know what? Can't use the N-word. Hey, guys, make plans to come and see me on the road. Here's where I'll be and when. The parking lot of Target in a van down by the river with ether and a pair of binoculars. November 11th, Palm Beach Kennel Club,

West Palm Beach, Florida. November 12th, Snappers Comedy Club, Fort Myers, Florida. November 13th, Sidesplitters Comedy Club in Tampa, Florida. You notice those are right in a row. That will be not this weekend, next weekend. January 13th and 14th, Comedy Off-Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. I'm looking forward to that because I haven't done Lexington. February 3rd and 4th, the Grove Comedy Club, Lola, Arkansas. Those are two states I don't think I've ever touched. March 11th and 12th, the Comedy Club of Kansas City. That's in Kansas City,

Missouri. You can get tickets to all these shows at nicktip.com and click on the tour button. Donnie the Douche, you know Donnie Douche? MSNBC. He's a left-wing typical, you know, pompous, I'm smarter than you guy. But I told Dallas, they tried to give him some sitcom a few years ago. I don't know who thinks it's funny. But they wanted me to read for it. Promptly said no. But the fact that I'm guessing

he had something to do with wanting me to read for it. I'm going to hold out and wait until Andrea Mitchell has a sitcom. I want to push her down the stairs in the first episode. Donnie Dooch comes clean. This is why, you know, he's a little better than these scum there.

He's a hell of a head of hair. I think he's one of these guys. He just, he uses the TV to get laid. He's probably married, but come on. He looks like Hasselhoff. Or one of the missing Cuomo brothers. MSNBC co-host Donny Deutsch said he was really scared, that's in quotes, that the midterm elections were going to turn out to be a bloodbath for Democrats.

Well, aren't you a fucking detective? Yes, sir. It's funny because my boy Greg Gutfeld disagrees. I got to ask him why. Because the people who disagree, he don't think it's going to be, is that because you think there's going to be shenanigans going on? It has to be something like that for it not to be a fucking tsunami. Right?

I think. These can't be close, any of them. Little signs like, oh, I don't know, a Republican governor in New York looks like. I just, and if any of them are close, I'll say it again. This should be the biggest bloodbath ever. Deutsch made the comments on Morning Joe, you know, the guy that porks his wife and has a show and plays in a band and really groovy. He's

got the eyes of those kids playing banjo on Deliverance. Thursday as more polls show Democrats are likely to lose control of the House and their bladders. The House of Reps to Republicans while some were even predicting the fall of the Senate. That's what I'm saying. It better be both or it's a loss. Because you're never going to have a better time to slaughter the other party than right now. They were discussing how economic troubles are pushing more people against Democrats. Is that what they're discussing?

And they're getting paid millions of dollars to talk about shit you and I do every day? Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? I gotta come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money. Uh-oh, he's got my I'm smart glasses on. Those look like those fake x-ray glasses as a kid. You want to look through the girl's panties? I used to look at the guy's asses. People thought it was weird. All right, let's listen to Donnie Dooch. guy's asses people thought it was weird all right let's listen to donnie dutch and then you see a woman who's raising four kids on on yeah and you go nothing else matters to her there's no there's no argument other than uh other than guess what we're going to figure out a way to make bread more affordable to you i mean it's just what you know when it you know, when it's about survival, when it's about these issues that just they can't live.

Yeah. Oh, look who she's talking to. I mean, he's talking to Big Red. Do you remember her name? Jen Psaki. Oh, there you go. Honest to God, I couldn't remember it last night. Driving me nuts. Jen Psaki. How can I forget her? I got a poster her. A poster her? Yeah, a poster. Slow down, stupid. Dude, cup number five. Way too. Then I wonder why I can't take a dump. I'm dehydrated. All right, too much info, Nick. Okay. Anyways, Denny went on to say, and he's right, but that's a big revelation. That's all they care about is feeding their kids and shit?

Really, Donnie? And then he said, and you can scare them and say it could get worse. They could take your health care away. I mean, that's a strategy to go, but he goes, but, you know, if she is, if this woman, he's talking about the woman making $400 a week, is representative of a big part of the populace. And she is. And now, let's even factor in people who have seen their IRAs, not a woman like that necessarily. Who is this woman? Why are you picking on her?

But who has seen their IRAs going down by 20%, 25%, which I have. It makes that noise every time I look at the number. It's really tough. And I've come on the show and talked a lot about that. You got to scare people about the Republicans, that they are crazy people. What? You're fucking crazy. I hate to be a negative ninny over here, he concluded, but I am really scared about a bloodbath in 10 days from now, and you absolutely should be. I'll take it easy. I miss Jen Psaki.

I didn't realize how good she was at her job until we saw the ragamuffin who's doing it now. What are you saying? Yuck. Finally tonight. What's that say? What's that say? You throw some Spanish at me? What is it?

Oh, there you go. Had never heard that one. That means shut the fuck up, Dallas says in Spanish. Good for you. New polling, and we all know how painful that can be. You know, folks, how many times have you heard that? New polling found that self-described Democrats are more offended by a sombrero Halloween costume than Hispanics, offended by a sombrero Halloween costume than Hispanics, according to a WPA intelligence poll obtained exclusively by the Daily Caller. Imagine white libs. We've already known this, right?

Honestly, God, I get along better with black people and Latunas than anyone who's a white lib. I mean a hardcore friggin' lib, you know. But they won't cut my grass. I'm getting offended by that. That's a little over the top. Is that a fucking poncho or an age quilt? Look at the mustache. The poll conducted between October 6th through 10th presented a thousand respondents

with pictures of people dressed in Halloween costumes and asked, do you believe these costumes to be good, fun, or racist? One of the photos presented was of a white person wearing a Mexican sombrero, and that really pisses off the lips. Data from WPA Intelligence found that 55% of Hispanic respondents said that the costume is in good fun. That's still too many that say no, though, in my opinion. But we'll make it headway.

Here's Carlos Mancia's last gig. While 60% of self-described liberals said the costume is racist, We're making headway. Did Carlos Mencia's last gig? While 60% of self-described liberals said the costume is racist, additionally 50% of white Democrats said the costume is racist, and 55% of white Democratic women consider the costume as racist because you're the stupidest. Lookit, that's a woman. It looks like Mitch McConnell in eighth grade. Does it not?

Look at that angry. Can you blame her? She's just got a big cock. It's a stupid story. A majority of respondents, 54%, said that the sombrero costume was worn in good fun.

Though a majority of Democratic respondents said the costume is racist. Of course. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Republicans, 110% said it was in good fun. No, 74% and independent voters, 50% agreed that the costume was in good fun. Individuals who voted for Biden in the 2020 election, 52% said the costume was in good fun. Individuals who voted for Biden in the 2020 election, 52% said the costume was racist. A majority of black respondents, and I'm disappointed in my black friends, 50% all said the costume is racist. Is it because we're black? That's exactly

why. The polling data reflects the sentiment that mainstream media outlets, many of which call for the censorship of Halloween costumes, are out of step with the American... They're out of step on everything. White, liberal... You're out of step on everything. You're the ones. You're not progressing.

You're stuck in 1958. In the lead-up... Several mainstream news outlets published articles calling for the end of offensive Halloween costumes. The Hill published an article on the history of racist Halloween costumes. Today, published an article offering parenting advice on how to avoid cultural appropriation on Halloween. How about how to avoid fun from now on? avoid fun from now on. Comedian Bill Maher ripped many of these news outlets in a Friday night rant stating that offended liberals should stay the fuck home on Halloween.

And I'm telling you, man, one guy fed to me. This guy went over the top. You don't see that? I don't mind the sombrero, but you got to throw the tequila in there. That's really, and holy shit, that was taken in my New York house. That was after a bad loss to you-know-who. Anyhow, that's about it is all I can say. Oh! He was gay. Which way to the dance floor? Howdy, kids.

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