The Nick DiPaolo Show - Pelosi's Power Play | Nick Di Paolo Show #473

Episode Date: January 14, 2021

The house impeaches Trump again. Republicans split on POTUS position. AOC calls for more media control.

🎵 Oh, yes. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. Final day of the week on a 30 Thursday down in Georgia. How you doing? You COVID free? Are you? Sure. A lot to talk about today as the left has lost its fucking collective mind and the douchebag Nancy Pelosi leading the charges. Huh? Ain't that terrific? What do we do, folks? Do we let them just let them run wild and damage what Trump did?

Or do we fight back? Well, we do both, I think. You know, you can't just lay around, but maybe you can because this shit is so outrageous it's going to implode on them a year in. I mean, you got illegals already lining up at the border because Biden's in office. How is that good? And this cocksucker wants to let them all in. I saw a clip last night. I didn't pull it. I saw it on TV of Joe Biden speaking somewhere recently, actually said, talking about the immigrants, both legal and illegal in this country.

They go to school. They get good. Hell, some of them are more American than you. Can you fucking imagine saying that to the American population? Can you imagine if he said that like in a State of the Union speech or something? You know what I mean? They don't do that when they're doing some fucking thing on a Thursday in Iowa or wherever. You know what I mean?

They don't think twice. Think about that, though. How shocked I would think. Maybe a bunch of lefty dummies wouldn't even phase't even phase them they're so anesthetized uh idiocy but um they're more american than you really fuck face good to see you gonna represent us so i don't know i don't know what to tell you Let me take a suck on my new hide. Says there's anywhere from 400 to 500 puffs in it. Okay, that brings me to 5 o'clock.

Do I have to buy another one? That's what it says. I was just sitting there before the show doing my math. Dividing 500 puffs by a week. Comes out to like three a day. Anyways, it's better than a cigarette anyways let's get to it i guess because some people don't like small talk they're very fucking uh but it's my show so kiss my dirty grits is what i say you know you want crazy motherfucking walk man i do not i have Nick the pig as a friend.

As my father always said. You're entitled to shit. That's right, pops. Nancy Pelosi, the House impeaches Trump for the second time. Oh, this evil bitch. Will she get some type of fucking, look at that, testicles with Newt Gingrich's hair. testicles with Newt Gingrich's hair. Speaker Nancy Pelosi launched an 11th hour effort to oust President Trump from office

with impeachment yesterday. Ugh, she's a malignant cunt. Oh, you got that right, T. The House of Representatives impeached President Trump with a 232 to 197 vote on Wednesday. The Democrats hate President Trump so goddamn much

because of his America First agenda that they impeached him twice. He should wear that. I said it yesterday, like a badge of honor. Do you understand? If you're trying to overturn the apple cart, right, break the status quo in Washington, you should be impeached at least five times. I think he's a little under. You think that bothers him? are you shitting me he

knows in the history books if they include him depends who's writing the history but he'll be right up there this motherfucker came in most interesting president since uh i don't know anything about a president before 1972 so pick one i always want to say Taft. Donald Trump is the first U.S. president to be impeached twice. So 10 Republicans, 10 motherless fucks joined the Democrats spineless and voted in favor of impeachment. Do you believe this? Well, good. You know what? You're not going to get elected again. Well, the world needs ditch takers, too. to get elected again. Well, the world needs ditch diggers too. Here's the list

of Republican reps who need to be, it says, booted. I say taken out and talk about treason. Let's start. Here's a guy who I thought a couple years ago

was on our side. Fucking two faces. Adam Kinzinger of Illinois. You snotty little bastard. We got John Kecko of New York. Never heard of him. Fuck you! Fuck you!

Liz Cheney of Wyoming. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. I think that's me, cunt. Jamie Herrera Butler of Washington. Anybody ever heard of some of these people? Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. You should take those earrings and go home and mop your kitchen floor with them. She's got mops hanging off her ugly face.

Fred Upton of Michigan. You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Dan Newhouse of Washington. Please give me cock. Tom Rice of South Carolina. You sister's cunt. David Avalado of California.

I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Pete Mayhair of Michigan. You listening? Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. Look at him. Does he look like a Republican or somebody you'd want to fucking drill in a dodgeball game when you were 12? Nice bucolic picture standing on a bridge in Shit Mill, USA.

Yeah. Pelosi then went on to sign. She must have got moist, even though that snatch is driving a box of Triscuits in July. She went on to sign articles of impeachment. This must have got her all stinkin' doo-doo. Let's take a look at the saggy-titted bitch ruining America. Go ahead. Today, in a bipartisan way, the House demonstrated that no one is above the law. She's a believing cunt. Not even the President of the United States. She's a malignant cunt. Not even the president of the United States. That Donald Trump is a clear and present danger.

Pause. Nobody's above the law. You just... You just organized a theft of a presidential election. You came up with Russiagate. Two and a half years found there was nothing there. You fucking tried to impeach him. There was nothing there. But Trump is not above the law.

But you are, you whore. And Hillary Clinton, who should be in jail. And Strzok and his ugly girlfriend, Paige. Comey should be in a prison getting boned in the face. But nobody is above the law. Fuck you and everything you believe in. You're 80. I hope you break a hip, get an infection, and die.

No, that would take too long. I hope a bus fucking takes you out with a black driver. It would be so ironic. Anyways, oh, just, oh, my God. I want to dig my fucking thumbs into her Adam's apple, break her windpipe, have her survive, and then shoot her in front of her nieces and nephews and shit. It'd be terrific. I kid.

I'm not for that type of stuff. You know that. And I mean, I'm just a guy doing a podcast. My words mean nothing. Although that thing around your neck would fit beautifully if I come up from behind and go, Michael Coligoni says hello. Anyways, President Trump gave a speech yesterday, one that all the leftist douchebags thought he had should given before um the riots broke out at the capitol which again they're trying to blame for him when he never said do any violence but forgot to uh powder my giant

shiny head uh and a video message released after he was impeached for the second time president trump delivered a rebuke of the violence which rocked the United States Capitol and issued a call for unity as he prepares to leave the White House. Sitting behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, the commander in chief said he was shocked and deeply saddened by the calamity at the Capitol last week. I want to be very clear. I unequivocally condemn the violence that we saw last week and vandalism. They have absolutely no place in our country and no place in our movement. Trump said after a mob of his supporters. Sure, they were his supporters.

Get the fuck out of here. Stormed the Capitol. Five people were killed. Still, that's 42 less that were killed during the riots this summer. But who's counting? Who's counting? But he should have given this a long time ago, they said. Here's the speech.

There has been reporting that additional demonstrations are being planned in the coming days, both here in Washington and across the country. I have been briefed by the U.S. Secret Service on the potential threats. Every American deserves to have their voice heard in a respectful and peaceful way. That is your First Amendment right. But I cannot emphasize that there must be no violence, no lawbreaking, and no vandalism of any kind. I'll pee you. Everyone must follow our laws and obey the instructions of law enforcement. and obey the instructions of law enforcement. No.

I have directed federal agencies to use all necessary resources to maintain order. In Washington, D.C., we are bringing in thousands of National Guard members to secure the city and ensure that a transition can occur safely and without incident. Gee, very quick to pull the trigger on the National Guard, yet during the fucking riots, somehow we didn't do that. Kind of makes you wonder.

Go ahead. Like all of you, I was shocked and deeply saddened by the calamity. I was belly laughing and masturbating. At the Capitol last week. I want to thank the hundreds of millions of incredible American citizens who have responded to this moment with calm, moderation and grace. We will get through this challenge just like we always do. I also want to say a few words about the unprecedented assault on free speech we have seen in recent days. What do we do about that, nonviolence?

These are tense and difficult times. The efforts to censor, cancel, and blacklist our fellow citizens are wrong, and they are dangerous. What is needed now is for us to listen to one another, not to silence one another. All of us can choose by our actions to rise above the rancor and find common ground and shared purpose. We must focus on advancing the interests

of the whole nation. I'm doing funny shit, you're missing it. Delivering the miracle vaccines, defeating the pandemic, rebuilding the economy, protecting our national security and upholding the rule of law. Today, I am calling on all Americans to overcome the passions of the moment. Pause. What do you mean all Americans?

Call the fucking left on their bullshit see how generally speaking about uh freedom of speech being shut down like we're all doing it i guess he has to be gentle in this speech after the mess he was responsible for go ahead going together as one American people. Let us choose to move forward united for the good of our families, our communities, and our country. Thank you. God bless you.

And God bless. And God bless. We cut that off. He said Germany. We don't know why. Making America, he went on to say, great again has always been uh about defending the rule of law supporting the men and women and law enforcement upholding our nation's most sacred decisions and values and uh more violence goes against everything i believe and everything our

movement stands for no true supporter of mine he, could ever endorse political violence. And I've never done anything like that. I don't know nothing about that. Exactly. Something about historic proceedings against him, which 10 Republican lawmakers voted in favor for is expected. He may release another video on Wednesday night responding to the charges. Wait a minute. That was last night, did he?

We don't know. Jason had tap dance lessons and I was washing my car. The message released on YouTube after Facebook and Twitter banned Trump in the wake of the deadly riots was the exact statement that Trump's allies and critics alike both begged him to send. As thousands of his supporters, we're still finding out who was involved. Stop with your nonsense. Angry with the outcome of the election because it was stolen, I don't want to hear baseless again, laid siege to Congress while lawmakers inside were voting to certify Joe Biden's stolen election.

I added stolen because you get the truth here first. They stole the motherfucker. He crushed Biden. And there's a ton of evidence. And I better see Sidney Powell after kissing your wrinkled ass. I better see you on TV for the next month every day showing more and more of what you had, your so-called Kraken. Even if you don't, what I saw already and we saw already, you know, little things, little hints it was stolen, you know, like surveillance cameras with people with suitcases

bringing in boats, shit like that, hiding stuff under a table, making the Republican poll watchers stay 150 feet away. Cardboard on the windows. Over 100 affidavits of people who swore under oath that they were told to fucking do irregular things. Little evidence like that, but that's not enough. Biden and the left say shut your mouth, and so does Facebook and Twitter and Google. Shut your mouth. so does facebook and twitter and google shut your mouth we're moving on in his own impeachment floor speech on wednesday house republican leader kevin mccarthy called on trump to accept his share of responsibility he had to say that quell brewing unrest and ensure president-elect biden is able to successfully begin his term.

Mr. McCarthy, I say this to you, sir. You need to shut the fuck up. I said it in Penn Jillette's voice. Did you see any of the goings on yesterday? Because there were some Republicans that obviously had the balls to stand up and they should be voted in whenever they run again. Scott Perry, he was a Republican congressman from Pennsylvania. One of the sore spots had some interesting questions on the floor of the House yesterday regarding the Capitol riot.

I didn't even know Pennsylvania had Republicans, but he made some good points. Check it out. The gentleman from Pennsylvania is recognized for one minute. What did the speaker know and what did other legislative leaders know and when did they know it? Maybe that's a rush to impeach the president because so we'll never know what legislative leaders here knew. The FBI knew about a number of individuals that were planning a war on the Capitol, including killing police officers, and they shared the information, but nothing happened. The chief federal prosecutor in Washington stated he is pursuing conspiracy charges. The fact that IEDs were constructed in place informs me that there was pre-planning for portions of the tragic events last week.

How does the president incite an attack that was pre-planned and already underway before his speech concluded? Ha ha ha! Pause. Oh, you're getting too close to the truth, Mr. Perry. The shit had already started. They have proof that it was being planned and the Capitol cops know about before Trump even gave his speech. Try to argue that point. I'm sorry. There's logic and reasoning in a timeline that just doesn't fit, but it doesn't matter. Right. It doesn't matter. Nothing to see here. Please, Pittsburgh. Nothing to see here. Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please.

Go ahead. It is fun that they'd like to call an insurrection, but the facts are stubborn things if and if you choose to ignore them. The truth is the multiple lawless and violent events last summer, including months long siege of a federal courthouse, burning, looting, physical violence in so-called sanctuary cities, more closely fits the definition of insurrection than anything the president said last week. The gentleman's time has expired. You're out of order. The whole trial is out of order. They're out of order.

I would have liked to have heard that a little sooner, actually. And then a guy who will be president someday, in my opinion. Guy named Jimmy Jordan. This guy, you guys all know him. This guy fights the fight every time. And he always has a hot blonde kissing his right forearm.

I don't know why. But Jim Jordan laid out what some people on our side said was a masterpiece on the House floor. He sums up the left beautifully, in my opinion here. He really calls them on their absolute horseshit, as he's been doing forever for Trump. He's got to be very popular. Listen to what he had to say about the left crying in seven days there will be a peaceful transfer of power just like there has been every other time in our country but democrats are going to impeach president trump again pause this does put the the do the split screen for all these. Just leave it there. Good. Unite the country. There's no way this helps the nation deal with the tragic and terrible

events of last week that we all condemn. And Republicans have been consistent. We've condemned all the violence all the time. We condemned it last summer. We condemned it last week. We should be focused on bringing the nation together. Instead, Democrats are going to impeach the president for a second time one week, one week before he leaves office. That's how to bring us together. Why? Why? I don't know, surgeon, doctor, politics, and the fact that they want to cancel the president. The president who cut taxes, the president who reduced regulations, the president prior to COVID had the greatest

economy, lowest unemployment in 50 years, the president who got us out of the Iran deal, put the embassy in Jerusalem, brought hostages home from North Korea, put three great justices on the Supreme Court, gave us a new NAFTA agreement, the Abraham Accords, the COVID vaccine, and who built the wall. It's about politics. Pause. Can you can you seriously can you remember a president recent history that did? Those are big things. And he promised them all. But let's not vote for him. Of course, America voted for him. There's not that many calming marks as fucks yet. He won in a goddamn landslide because of all those things, in my opinion. Go ahead. This is about getting the president of the United States. They spied on his campaign before he was elected. 19 minutes into his presidency,

they started the impeachment push. Three-year Mueller investigation, 19 lawyers, 40 agents, 500 witnesses, 2,500 subpoenas, $40 million to find nothing. I love it. Impeachment round one based on an anonymous whistleblower with no firsthand knowledge who was biased against the president and who worked for Joe Biden. Now it's impeachment round two. I'm fucking real. It's always been about getting the president, no matter what.

It's an obsession, an obsession that has now broadened. It's not just about impeachment anymore. It's about canceling, as I've said, canceling the president and anyone that disagrees with them. The Ayatollah can tweet. The president can't. Democrats can object on January 6, 2017. But Republicans aren't allowed to object on January 6, 2017, but Republicans aren't allowed to object on January 6, 2021. Can you imagine? Democrats saying TIPA is a myth. Republicans

condemn all violence all the time. The double standard has to stop. And frankly, the attack on the First Amendment has to stop. And stop and think about it. Do you have a functioning First Amendment when the cancel culture only allows one side to talk? When you can't even have a debate in this country, this great country, the greatest country ever? It needs to stop because if it continues, if it continues, it won't just be Republicans who get canceled. It won't just be the president of the United States. The cancel culture will come for us all. If that's a fact, tell me,

am I lying? That was a goddamn home run, was it not? Goal! Goal! Anthony, shout out! New Jackal! Jimmy Jordan think about that though all that shit he said you can proof check

and you know what it just dissipates into the air back to work as usual you said your piece but it's going to be crushed by the Zuckerbergs of the world and the Googles of the world and the Jack Dorseys of the world

ah Zuckerbergs of the world and the Googles of the world and the Jack Dorsey's of the world. Ah, somebody has a little fight left in him. God damn it. Who's the blonde? Hey, ladies and gentlemen, you know, I'm a standup comic. It's what I do best. It's what I do first. It's still my bread and butter, even though COVID, well, it's just my bread. Well, it's still my bread and butter even though COVID well it's just my bread well it's just the crust now but uh COVID's really kicking me in the balls I'm back on the uh road next week uh literally I think I'll drive at one of my favorite comedy clubs in the country on January 22nd 23rd next week Friday and Saturday I'll be at Sidesplitters in Tampa also my March dates at Comics at Mohegan Sun and this is pissing me off. It's one of my favorite gigs in Connecticut. That has been moved and rescheduled for October 14th and 16th of 2036. No, of this year, October 14th through 16th.

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because, and you guys, you think I was making it up when I started how they crush us? They're crushing the president's free speech. And he's got a lot of dough the last time I checked. That's the other thing. Do you realize he didn't have to do this job? You know what I mean? All the other presidents think about it. Maybe there's one in there I don't realize.

But they were all politicians and lawyers and they move up to Congress, that was their life goal right, this motherfucker had you know, billions in the bank could be golfing, in his 70's tells me he really likes the country, and he doesn't get paid not that he needs it

but just think about that he could have Melania fucking you know, every day playing golf by the pool. God bless him. There was another politician, Republican, yesterday who said her piece, who I'm a big fan of. Apparently they say she is part of the QAnon shit. I don't care.

I don't care. Some of the stuff they say rings true to me. Some of it, not all of it, but Marjorie Taylor Greene. You know what she's going to do? She's filing impeachment documents against shithead Joe Biden. What comes around uh something around anyway she's filing impeachment documents against president-elect already i don't care if it's just symbolic or not i love you for helping me to construct my life.

Not a tavern, but a temple. That's a politician in 2020. I swear to God, the women in Congress on the right have more balls than the guys. You guys remember her, right? She's from Georgia. Let me refresh your memory. She was shooting guns in her campaign ads um remember this i couldn't believe when this came on my tv i was so happy that i moved down here

i didn't know it was going to be the center of the universe where the fucking election was stolen but check out this is marjorie when she was running for office president trump declared antifa domestic terrorist organization i have a message for Antifa terrorists. Stay the hell out of Northwest Georgia. You won't burn our churches, loot our businesses, or destroy our homes. I'm Marjorie Greene, and I approve this message. Anything hotter than a blonde from Georgia with a fucking AR on her hand? No, that's not even an AR.

Maybe it is. Yes, it is. Souped up. How about that? She's now representing us in D.C. Finally, we're getting somewhere. You know, I'm not a big feminist, but fuck. Even I had to give in on that one.

She also voted against impeachment of Trump and called Dems out on their fucking bullshit hypocrisy yesterday. Let's take a look at that. Speaker, I am against the impeachment effort by the Democrats. President Trump has held over 600 rallies in the last four years. None of them included assaulting police, destroying businesses, or burning down cities. Democrats have spent all this time endorsing and enabling violent riots that left billions in property damage and 47 dead across the United States. supporting violence when it serves their cause in their own words on social media on interviews and on fundraising platforms act blue pause democrats support she's right kamala harris remember she was on with colbert going during the riots after george floyd they're not going to stop

they're not going to stop before the election not going to stop before the election, after. And she goes, they shouldn't. Remember, Antu is contributing to a fund in Minneapolis to bail the scum out, the antifas of the world. And they have the balls to say Trump's inciting violence. How fucking dare they? Didn't say shit, Biden, while all of America was burning. Go ahead. Or defunding the police when it's someone else's city someone else's home and someone else's business you tell them democrats will take away

everyone's guns just as long as they have guards with guns democrats impeachment of president trump today has now set the standard that that they should be removed for their support of violence against the American people. I yield back. Thank you. Don't you cut her off. I'll bitch slap you. She was making some good points. We cannot have a president of the United States that is willing to abuse the power of the office of the presidency and be easily bought off by foreign governments, foreign Chinese or Chinese energy companies, Ukrainian energy companies. So on January 21st, I will be filing articles of impeachment on Joe Biden. Wow. That won't go anywhere.

Probably be more symbolic. But so what? So what? Remember what I said? We're going to show Biden the same respect they showed Trump. That's how it starts. And how about the fucking Chinese story? How that went away so fast?

Hunter's laptop. More of that's coming out, by the way. I forgot to mention this about a week ago. You know Durham, the guy that Bill Barr put in charge of mulligating all that shit? There's actually indictments coming down, supposedly. I won't hold my breath. But she tweeted out, Marjorie, the House just voted on Democrats witch hunt to the impeachment scam. I proudly she said this in a video, actually.

Hey, guys, I just voted no on this impeachment witch hunt scam that the Democrats decided to do for the second. Yeah, Democrats impeaching Trump for nothing is crazy. That's what we're dealing with here in the House of Democrats. Even in the hallways. I'll be home soon. Talk to you later. You'll be home soon? I'll leave the fucking light on for you.

Ha ha, Gilligan! How about that? She's in the hallway talking to us and a jerk off behind her and goes, yeah, that's crazy. Oh, Marjorie Taylor Greene. We need about a thousand of them.

As Lucky Luciano's underboss, Neil de la Croce said in the Gotti movie. Right now, there's a kid in Brooklyn on a corner who's moving up. If you ask me, we need all the John Gottis we can get.

How fucking hot is that? If I was her, I can't pay him any debt. I would say, lose this shirt. Just leave the jacket on. Anyways, I still love it down here.

And this isn't a blue state. It's such fucking horse shit. It is not a blue state. It's such fucking horse shit. It is not a blue state. Anyways, we haven't heard from the ex-bartender from Briarcliff Manor, which is a town that boarded mine when I lived up in Westchester County, New York, five miles from Hillary's house. And I'm talking about favorite Dem who Tucker Carlson calls stupid and ignorant every chance he gets. And I don't think too many people would argue with her.

But boy, I got to hand it to her. She's got sway. When you see Biden talking, look for the hand, the Jim Henson hand up his dirty ass, moving his lips. I think it's AOC. Anyways, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed that Congress is looking, listen to this, they're looking into creating an investigative commission to rein in the media in the wake of the U.S. Capitol siege. Just think about that, rein in the media in the wake of the U.S. Capitol siege. Let me just think about that. Reign in the media.

She's saying it like she's going to reign in the whole media. You know what she's talking about? The two little things we have left, Fox News, radio. Reign in the media. They're going to put a commission together. That's what the Russians did. And China does. They have a commission to shut down free speech.

She's a Marxist hoe. She's not talking about CNN, ABC, CBS, New York Times. She thinks we're lying. They really think they have a monopoly on the fucking truth. During a lengthy instagram uh live on tuesday evening where she revealed that she feared for her life during those uh things oh boy you during the siege the squad member accused the mainstream media of spewing disinformation ahead of the deadly riot in which five people died so let's get let's get this straight the media is not left enough for her think about that for a second because she's not talking about the right

i mean she's not talking about, like I said, the left. It's not left enough. It's not pro-Democrat party enough for her. Let that sink in at how retarded she is. She says there's absolutely a commission that's being discussed, but it seems to be more investigative. Here's what she said. We're going to have to figure out how we reign in our media environment so that you can't just spew disinformation.

Who are you to say what's disinformation? What you disagree with? You're looking at a product of academia in this country. There's millions of her. There's three generations thinking like her. Disinformation. Who the fuck are you to decide what's disinformation? How about trying to impeach Trump or the mulligate thing? Was that disinformation? You lying fucks.

I'm losing my mind. Go ahead. It's one thing to have differing opinions, but it's another thing entirely to just say things that are false. Pause. So I guess your first call will be to Don Lemon and CNN and then Rachel Maddow and then NBC, right? Right, big tits? I'm talking to you.

Go ahead. And so that's something that we're looking into. That's something that you're looking into? No. Let's put a commission together she said i do think that several members of congress uh in some of my discussions have brought up media literacy because that is part of what's happened here oh my god can you fucking believe what you're hearing? Think about that, folks.

She doesn't think that the mainstream media leans her way enough. Oh, my God. We should introduce her to Army Hammer. I'll get to that in a second. We do a little showbiz news every once in a while. And I don't want to rush into it. What's going on this weekend? NFL playoffs? UFC's got its

first event of the year. Oh, really? I thought it was next weekend. No, this weekend? Who's fighting this weekend, Jason? So it's Max Holloway and Calvin Cater. Calvin Cater, Boston guy? Boston guy. Yes!

Yes! Young kid. Yep, he's a total badass on his feet, and it should be pretty good. That's right. He said in his Boston accent, boy, I love this kid. But he said, he goes, after his first win in the UFC, he goes, yeah, I really don't even know what the fuck I'm doing yet, but the guys in this division better get this shit together.

All cocky and shit. And Max Holloway, who's obviously a veteran who's been around and a great fighter. Right? Yeah, he only, I think he only just turned 29. Talk into the mic, son. Holloway only just turned 29, so he's still, you know, right in the prime of his yes no great

fighter who do you like holloway you like holloway all right let's put a bet on it ten dollars just to make it interesting um i'm glad you pointed that out of course next week when mcgregor fights i'll be on stage it always works out that way. Who's he fighting again? Oh, Poirier, who's a badass in his right. That's going to be a good one. All right. Max Holloway and Cater. All right. Good luck, Mr. Cater. Now I'd like to talk about Armie Hammer. Armie Hammer. There he is. Handsome movie star, blue eyes, nice head of hair. He's been in a lot of movies. I can't name them because I'm not gay. I only go to the movies where there's big, big, big, big tits. Armie Hammer, he's going to exit his upcoming movie, Shotgun

Wedding. Oh, no, don't exit it. Don't do it. Shotgun wedding. Is Ben Stiller in this one? Anyways, that was on page six of the Post. They confirmed it. Amid a brewing scandal involving, listen to this, alleged leaked messages from the star about his sex life. Why is that so?

What's the big deal there? Tighten that up, Jason. All right. That's what they heard in the DM. Now, he leaked messages about his sex life. And a source familiar with the project told us that Hammer is stepping away from the action comedy movie, which is meant to go into production this year. He says, I'm not responding to these bullshit claims, but in light of the vicious and spurious online attacks against me, I cannot in good conscience now leave my children for four months to shoot a film in the uh dominican republic that sounds like a i don't know that's kind of a flimsy excuse i think there might be some validity to it but big deal right jennifer lopez who does some great work

are you are you white yet that was her goal to be a white, you know. Told you I met her about a week before she became fucking super famous. She went to the same acting teacher as me. I guess she paid more attention. It's amazing when you hunt what goes on. Jennifer Lopez headlines the film Helmed by Pitch Perfect director. Oh, Jesus, now I got to see it. Jason Moore.

You know what I say to that? Ryan Reynolds was previously meant to play the hammer role and he's an executive producer on the film, which follows a couple with cold feet whose destination wedding is taken hostage.

The film is being distributed in the united states by lionsgate and last month uh sold internationally to amazon prime uh the leaked messages let's get right to the dirt alleged to be from hammer describe fantasies of rape oh goodness gracious this guy's terrible raping me this is rape this is rape and cannibalism i always put those two together don't you nothing gets you hungrier for uh some boiled tits than having sex with a corpse uh and the star has has not yet publicly commented on the direct messages which were linked by an anonymous social media account under the name of house f effy sorry uh the account claimed that a message from hammer to a woman said that he's a hundred percent a cannibal

come on i think we could find that out in five minutes right go into his trailer oh he's not even on the set yet you open the little beer fridge and if you find a zip-up lock bag with a snatch in it, alright, he's gone. Anyways, 100% Cannonball. He says, while another gruesome message allegedly talked about cutting toes. Cutting toes?

Delicious. Thank you. You're raping me! This is rape! This is rape! Delicious. Thank you. delicious delicious thank you thank you those are my toes the social network actor previously had said in interviews that he is a dominant lover who liked grabbing women by the neck and hair which boy that makes him really stick out every millennial chick likes to be choked. Everyone. Nick, no, everyone. I took a thing, a pole.

Like I said, I'm a choked woman in every room but the bedroom. My favorite joke ever. Anyways, but he's a dominant lover, grabbing women by the neck and the hair. And by the way, young guys who are watching that you haven't got much push yet. They love that. If I knew that 30 years ago, oh my God, I'd be in jail. Cause sometimes you press too hard on the next now. Girls like that rough shit.

Do you understand? That's their fantasies. I really believe a lot of that. But he said that marrying his now estranged wife, she's estranged, who has a voice box, Elizabeth Chambers changed his sexual appetites. It gets to a point where you say,

I respect you too much to do these things that I kind of wanted to do to you. I respect you too much to do these things that I kind of wanted to do to you. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. You're raping me. Army, army, army. He later told E! News of the candid Playboy interview. This is what he said.

They asked him about it. This is a quote. Don't drink during an interview. And he's right because i've done enough interviews a couple of them where i've had a few pops of me and then you read what you said the next day but the only difference mine my quotes went out to 11 people his goes out to a couple of million but sometimes you have to have a pop you know anyways uh that's it for today ladies and gentlemen and for the week actually except for you uh patreon members stay tuned because you got a bonus story coming up i want to thank you guys again uh we're gonna keep these numbers up keep the donations coming in please we got some big ones this week i can't thank people enough. And, um, what the hell else? Cameo.com have two of them waiting

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