The Nick DiPaolo Show - Pencil Neck In Deep Schiff | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1777

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Adam Schiff Busted, An Angry Karen, Target Practice, Pirro Not Playin’, NFL Wants Guns and Blood On Biden’s Hands! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Today I'll be talking about Adam Schiff, being the scumbag that he is. And now there's, not that we didn't need more proof, but, I mean, real proof, the kind you need in court of law. Again, I'm not going to get excited until I see him, you know, on America's Most Wanted, trying to swim up a river in Austria to get away from the FBI as they shoot at him. An angry Karen, who was the angry Karen? That's the housewife. Oh, that actress. Stupid actress went nuts. She's not even an actress. She does a reality here. a reality fix-up show, whatever the fuck. I couldn't pass it up.

And then, you know, who's writing these? You or Andy? That was you, the target practice, that's the name of the article. No, I know. I'm just, target practice. You heard him. That was the article. It was a shooting at a target in Austin.

And our fucking judge, Janine Piro, who now is the, you know, U.S. attorney under Trump. She ain't playing games. She's going to change some laws and whatnot. So all that's coming right up here, kids. I had to show you that guy celebrating and falling on his face, the NASCAR guy. I just, there's nothing that makes me laugh harder than people hurting themselves. That's why you see these rings under my eyes. I go to bed and I lay there more than a half hour. I'll grab the phone, which is the last thing you wanted, though, apparently the light from the, whatever. I just did three lines of Coke.

That might have something to do it. No, so anyways, but I can't, you know, I'm a comic. I try to write clever shit. Nothing makes me laugh harder than a fucking woman falling off a ladder or a guy falling off a roof and breaking his head. I saw that, I almost shit my pants laughing. As Don Gavin said, there's nothing funnier than a friend falling downstairs. Or maybe one other thing, him catching on fire.

But I sit there and I watch fights. Who's not going to watch? I saw her clip yesterday or tonight or. this morning. How did I see it tonight? What am I in the future? Guy in a motorcycle, I think it was L.A. You know how they follow it with a camera and the helicopter? This guy is doing 110, 120 on a motorcycle for a couple miles. And the lady, they're watching it, and the lady sort of

doing play-by-play, the local lady, fucking sure enough, goes through an intersection, hits a car head on. At 100-something. You just see, I think he just vaporized. She goes, oh no. He must have, Dallas, when I tell you, he was 40 feet in the air, I shit you not.

Dead as a door. And that's, think about that. That woman's on live TV. Just watch somebody lose their freaking life. Now, you and I would go, hoo-ho-hoo! I'd go, let's replay that slow motion. It's funny.

Last night, I was, some video populated on YouTube about these kayakers 10 years ago, 15 years ago. Yeah. This kayaker literally gets pulled out of the water by a crocodile. Why does that sound familiar?

I saw a lady get pulled up. Yeah. Out of a kayak. Yeah. When the kayak floats by. Nothing inside of his touch. He's just gone. When your time's up, it's up. Somebody said that. I was talking about, you know, somebody died in a plant crash and somebody's over. And your time's up, your time.

Yeah, but I'm sitting next to him. It's not my time yet. Took me with him, the motherfucker. A crocodile. I'm scared shit, as Dallas knows, of kayaks. I don't like the idea of my legs being under something when it flipped. That makes me fucking nuts. I'm a canoe guy.

I like to be towed by a boat in a canoe. I went to school at the University of Maine. That was part of getting in. You had a good SAT scores, and you had to be able to carve a canoe out of a tree trunk. and under a minute and a half and field dress a deer. Can you imagine being pulled under the water by a crocodile?

Can you fucking imagine? The wife's at home going, how did I get that lucky? That guy? Nobody's talking to that guy when that plane about a month ago in India crashed on takeoff and 240-something people perished

except for him. And he didn't burn, he limped away. Can somebody? Why isn't he on every TV show right now? Or maybe they're making a movie about him. Wasn't his time. Yeah, it wasn't his time.

Apparently, 245 other people. What a coincidence. Their time was all up at once. Nobody, I want to see this interview. It's not like he's got burns and he's grotesque. The guy limped away. Like he fell over a cooler at a ballgame. What the, I mean, Jesus, literally.

and I still remember it's seat 11A and you know what I've been doing since I saw that story no I don't find well I look to see who's in it and I'm hoping it's an Indian guy I'm gonna go sit on his lap buy him a gin and tonic it's from the greasy Italian in first class why isn't that guy all over the place I don't understand how he survived that

it was a ball of fire like a mushroom cloud I don't get it Vishnu Vishnu Whatever the fuck that is All right, let's get it going Let's start it Not bullshit Ooh

Ooh Ooh In our Libs eating lives segment I forgot we even had this I was going to call it Adams in Deep Schiff That sounded too much like a

Hannity line God I love Sean Handy's a good guy. I've been on the show a few times years ago. But he's such, I said to my wife, we've been watching this guy since whenever Fox came on the air. Early 90s, mid-90s. Dallas.

He hasn't taken a night off. Not one. Nobody's ever sat in his seat and like, at least that I know of. Well, oh, when he does, it's usually, it's not him on vacation. It's him doing covering something live or whatever. So yes, that's not totally true. But I've never seen a guy with a work like that in my life. He does radio during the day, folks.

Does his show. And I think he does it all from home now. That's the kind of dough he has. But this, it used to be Hannity and Combs. Alan Combs. I did his radio show. He's a good guy too. He passed away.

I don't remember ever other than a few times, like I said. This guy, to do three hours of radio and then your TV show, night after, year after year, a robot and the left, out of all the conservators and they hate him the most. He's very effective with his arguments because he keeps score. He'll bring up shit that Adam Schiff said 19 years ago, and he'll review all the things Democrats did that they're being hypocritical about. He keeps score, and it's very effective.

It's not the most exciting shit. So, yeah, I sort of know some of these. I actually sat in Laura Ingram's radio show. Apparently, I didn't impress anybody. I never heard from them again. But I hadn't done radio in forever. Ever getting somebody? Ever rent the car?

You can't find the, you know, that new feeling? Like, oh, how do I? That's how I felt in her chair. And anyways, let's get to it. Lib's eating libs, a Democratic whistleblower. Why am I blow my ears, though? A Democratic whistleblower told the FBI, that Adam Schitt approved, he approved,

Adam Schiff himself, leaking classified information in order to discredit President Donald Trump according to newly release documents. Dead man walking. Let's hope so. The documents which were, I got a feel and Trump's got a real hate on for this guy. This one, he's not going to let slide.

All a Tisha, James. The documents which were obtained by just the news were recently handed over to Congress by FBI director Cash Patel seen here at a meeting with Hamas saying, listen, I'm on the inside now. This is what we do. The whistleblower reportedly worked for Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee for over 10 years and reported shifts alleged behavior to the FBI 2017, eight years ago. According to the report, the intelligence staffer called the leaking, and this is the, this is the, this is is a Democrat whistleblower. He called the leaking treasonous and illegal in addition to being

unethical. He was most recently interviewed by the FBI two years ago, 2023. The staffer also said that he personally attended a meeting where Schiff greenlit the leak. Again, this is all out in the open. When working in this capacity, redacted staffer's name was called to an all-staff meeting by Schiff. The document stated, in this meeting, Schiff stated the group would leak classified information. This is coming in quotes from Schiff, which

was derogatory to President of the United States Donald J. Trump. Schiff stated the information would be used to indict President Trump. This fucking Weasley. Look at him. Oh my God. I want to... The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the

world he didn't exist. The whistleblower stated, this would be illegal. And upon hearing his concern, Schiff said, hey, bitches. Bitches, snitches get stitches, bitches. Something like that. And then he said, what am I saying? I'm a pencil neck.

Stated, this would be illegal. And upon hearing his concerns, unnamed members of the meeting reassured that they would not be caught leaking classified information. Fucking wrong. Here's a video. A curb walk. They got a

they got them I like the background noise oh Pam Bondi where's your boobies I love to eat up like teen songs I love doing turts I wonder who that really was probably why an NBA player

somebody has to verify for me this clip of Caitlin Clark going out of bounds and throwing the ball behind her back for like a 30-odd shot in. I mean, got to be AI if I had to put my life on. Anyways, somebody clarified that for me, call the governor.

John Solomon, who co-authored the piece about Schiff with just the news, Jerry Dunleave, he said, this is the first of several major leak investigations we're going to see over the next several days, Solomon said. You're going to see other major people that were clearly identified by the FBI having leaked classified secrets.

He said their own staff turned them in when interviewed by the FBI. And then he said, nothing again happened, he added, it's a common pattern. The question now is, and this is what everybody's asking on our side, is Donald Trump's Justice Department, does that dynamic change? In other words, are they going to be some fucking perp walks in the near future? Soon after the report was published, Patel shared it on X, saying that the FBI found it and declassified it. He says, now Congress can see how classified information was leaked to shape political narratives and decide if our institutions were weaponized against the American people. You guys better start, you know, I know, I know the wheels of justice grind slowly, blah, blah, blah.

blah blah blah but I mean we've known this for quite a while now it seems like we should be further along and I just love that they get cash Patel in there and hexa and and bondi and and judge piero she said she's actually going to change these laws with these 15 and 16 year old kids after shooting somebody they have to do like community service washing cars and shit she ain't about that she's Lebanese She'll have their feet cut off. I hope. But seriously, at some point,

because think about it, and the left should be upset too. Us regular people have to follow the laws. I keep telling you, if nobody goes to jail, then not say, what did I say? I forget my timeline. Within the next six months, start shoplifting, steel cars, and do what you've got to do.

Don't pay taxes. Again, don't pay them. I'm going to pay, but you guys don't pay. I'm going to laugh. Don't you feel that way? I know you do. I'm seeing it all over the internet. People are going, okay, quit talking about it. We've been saying it on this show for a year. I've been asking the question, when the fuck somebody going to get arrested? Because that Russia gate, that thing divided this country and did permanent damage to our hard drive.

That separated us like unbelievably. We never came back from it, along with a million other things. they did to Trump. Not to mention trying to throw him in jail during the campaign. Oh, I haven't I'm shot in the face. Well, he had nothing. Yeah, they did. Read your history. All right. Make me a sandwich.

Make me a fucking sandwich. Not with that tone of voice. I made a sandwich last night at 11.30. 11.30. Scramble eggs on a sandwich. Scramble egg just on toast? Oh my God. It was like eating filamin, y'all. Or as my boss, my dad's boss used to say, he worked for this guy who was a real, guy had tons of money, but he, you know, the question was how did this guy, because he was a bit of a dope, he's at a restaurant with my father, my uncle, that was my uncle's partner in the business, he ordered the fillet mignon.

My father came home, shaking his head, and I go dad, what's the matter? This fucking asshole. that's what he said meanwhile he was worth millions anyways and our make make me a sandwich uh segment tonight former bravo stuff first of all how dare you use the word

star I got excited I thought I thought at a minimum it would be I don't know one of those Guido wives from Long Island or housewives of fucking the Gambinos one of those shows you know

no former Bravo star Jennifer Welch widely called for President Trump supporters I honestly God I had trouble and I'm not kidding you, Dallas I'm like I want to do this story

but I can't do it unless I show her being an idiot and I you guys I skip a lot of these clips I can't and if I'm watching like Fox I will fast forward I tape everything as you know I don't watch TV in real time

but when they when they show like CNN saying stupid shit about Trump, MSNB. I fast forward, because I can feel my blood pressure going up. I swear are my mother. President Trump, she said President Trump supporters, they should be banned from all Mexican, Chinese, and Indian restaurants in the United States saying they should get their fat asses over to crack a barrel instead. In a profanity-laden meltdown on her I've had it podcast. The mom of of two, oh my God, somebody fucked this pig,

unleashed on white voters, white boaters who agree with Trump's border policies but still want to frequent restaurants run by immigrants. That's how fucking ignorant she is. The people that own those restaurants and run those restaurants, they believe what Trump believed. They voted for him. We have, that's how much of a bubble she's in because she was on Bravo, which is a never, network that, you know, fucking homoes love to spoon and watch, learn how to dress, fucking

decorate fireplaces. Gobble goo. Look at this fuck. Look at me. I'm actually taking the time because I know I'm going to lose my shit when we shoulder. Unleased on white boaters. White boaters. She, look. Here she is. I've had it with white people. that triple trumped yeah that that means white people that voted for trump because of immigration whatever inflation the three fucking what was it that or i thought they voted for three times no it they explained it that's what i thought it was and it should be that's that's how i said too though but i looked it up it was three things like immigration um i don't know uh voter law

whatever the fuck the three things that made them nuts but listen to listen to listen to to her and just by listen you can tell how ensconced she is in this liberal bubble and she's never talked to anybody anybody in her life that didn't think like she did and that's what the left is made up of genocide let's do it no go ahead pig face the nerve and the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant a Chinese restaurant an Indian restaurant go to perhaps their gay hairdresser, I don't think you should be able to enjoy anything but cracker barrel. And if you want to triple Trump and you want to browbeat DEI, you want to browbeat gay people, and you want to browbeat black people as you've been doing four.

For 400 years, she says, we've been browbeat and black and brown people. And you see what a time warp she stuck in? Another thing that I've been pointing out, and now it's mainstream, by the way. They call themselves progressives, but they spend more time in the rear view mirror than anybody on the planet. I think I made their point a tough cry 40 years ago. All they do is call themselves progressives and all they do is hire back to you are so far behind embarrassing yourself.

Oh my God. Finish you, whatever you're going to say, whore? 400 years. And you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come over here and open up businesses earnestly pay their taxes. You want to demonize them and call them rapists and felons and all this shit We do that when they're rapists and felon.

You want to talk to Mrs. Morin? We're doing a story about her daughter being raped and murdered coming up. You want to talk to those people? Hundreds of people have lost family members because of the legal. The ignorance on her is just, it's my, and it's not, this isn't an isolated case.

This is how your average shithead who votes Democrat thinks. I don't give a, fuck if I lose friends. I probably won't because I uh-oh, what's going on out there? Huh? I know it's going on out there.

No, the chicken wing place is being held up. Lemon pepper recipe. Go ahead. When the felon is the teeny weeny mushroom cock piece of shit, cancels mctawcot tits at the top of the ticket. I have fucking had it from top to bottom. white people that triple Trump should be banned, boycotted from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism.

Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant. Get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel because nobody wants to see your fucking smug ass, teeny waning, pink arm, big gut around. Nobody wants to see that shit. No one. Here, suck on the tip of a dare rifle. Take a big step. back and literally fuck your own face may you find the lump in your armpit as malignant as the day is long and may it spread to your well you can't you got no tits i hope you get

Crohn's disease and you shit yourself at your next feminazi meeting whatever these are the broads that have ruined a couple generations by the way well it was actually women before her it's a long time anyways again I hope she dies in a fight tonight in her kids watch I can't get mean enough you can't hate her enough I want to run into her let's look her up let's talk to her let's please tell me she lives around here so I can catch her in a Publix anybody see the clip of the black woman standing there and there's a black guy with a watermelon he's standing on the hood of a car and he's gonna smash it on her head she knows it's coming

they just think the watermelon's gonna break and it knocks her on conscious? I just thought I'd throw that in there. It's called a waste of fruit, is what it's called. Let me tell you something. God, I love watermelon. Fucking Gallagher used to piss me off every time he did that. Anyways, the backlash against this douchebag was swift on social media, with many blasting the lefty host as an unhinged, unhinged and delusioned. Let's get her on this show.

It's always the most intolerant and hateful pretending to love everyone. One person commented on the clip. What a pompous, arrogant thing to say, another said. People, really, that's as mean as you can get? She is what's wrong with this country. Now, that's more like it. A third social media griped. Another one chimed in, Uber Karen.

I voted for Trump, and I'm having a burrito with chorizo and spinach dip for lunch today. Can I come over? We, boy, I know. Welch starred in Bravo's reality show. Sweet home. And that was about her asshole and three defensive backs from the lions who took her into the locker room.

About her luxury. This is what she does for living. Luxury and Terry design business. Let me ask you a question, douchebag. How many Indians of Mexicans' houses have you fixed up for free? Any? Again, die tonight, a slow death. Rape by a pack of Native Americans.

I cleaned that up. That was, who said that? Mel Gibson. Remember that message he left for his wife? Oh my God. Oh, my God. I went out and bought all his movies. What?

I'm just kidding, folks. That was horrible. I agree. It was just terrible. Hey, boys and girls, why don't you go to nickdip.com and just stay there. for a while, and then come out when you're ready, and we'll have lunch. Nick Dip.com, that's my website.

As you know, September 18th is a Thursday night. I'll be at Hyenas in Dallas, Texas. And then the next two nights, September 19 and 20, I'll go to Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, Utah. Then October 3rd, I'm going to go to the Arlington Draft House at Arlington, Virginia. Excuse me. And then October 16th, Zanies in Nashville. where I might call it a career. I don't know.

I don't know yet. I looked around when I did the Tampa gig when it was over, and I was looking around and getting this chill up. I just had a fan I'm never going to see it again. And I had the best time in my life. Go to the merchandise page. As you see stuff fly by.

Hoodies, bulletproof vests, flippers. How about the DiPaulo frozen broccoli? Have you tried those? Oh, my God, Magnifico. And we have, you know what? The summer's Eve. version of salad dressing to Apollo's fizzy

vinaigarette I grow up Nick okay anyways nicktip.com let's move on to target practice at least three people are dead Dallas thought I was yelling at him for this

target practice at least three people are dead and the suspected gunman is in custody after a shooting at a target store in Austin, Texas on Monday. All right, we'll show you the polyester pants. Relax.

The Austin Police Department said officers responded to a shooting at the target. I still laugh at the shooting and a target. I don't know, it's still kind of fun. I don't want anybody to get hurt, but I'm just saying shooting at a target. You know, I mean, it's like, I don't know. Huh?

Is that what you're supposed to say? That's what I'm saying. I get my clothes at a place called the shooting range. Here's a video about this story. Oh, pause. Before I, again, now, this cop they're going to talk to has a, like a woman's

voice or a chipmunk's voice. I'm like, did they speed up the sound? I don't know if you guys know they do that. When they do reruns on sitcoms now, on like TBS and A&E, do you know, to fit in more ads, they speed up the sound the whole thing a bit.

And you can tell their voice, my wife pointed out, and once you hear it, It's like, oh, my God. But this, I say, and you're going to go, that's a guy like my wife would, and I'd go, honey. Again, years ago, but you don't know anymore. Just the voice, and I don't know, it might be a guy, but it sure looks like a chick that's transitioning. Nick, what does it matter? It matters a lot.

It's Austin. That's why I'm saying it. They'll have a whole force of these people. transition but don't do what Jenna did either quit halfway through the job fucking Bruce Jenna who I'd love because he has a he has a sense of humor about it he actually said if you're not laughing at me you don't have a sense of humor but I'd laugh because he didn't go all the way with it it's him it's it's Bruce Jenner a dress and a wig pretending it's a fucking and he's a smart guy oh boy

And again, it's not about hating or whatever the fuck. Just don't, just don't, you know, get people fired because you, you know, that's going all the way, too. You miss pronoun, pronoun, you dead named me, whatever, dead named. How's this for a name? Fuckface. Let's listen to a butch slash Sally here. Austin, Travis County, EMS, received our initial calls at 2.19 p.m. Alvin?

Four minutes later, first unit arrived on scene at 2.23. 3 p.m. The initial responding units arrived and found three victims. Two of those were pronounced on scene by Austin Charlie. Pause. Two of those were pronounced. I forgot. I wouldn't be joking. I forgot three people died, I think. Two of those were pronounced on scene. Hasn't said the word dead yet. Is this the first now of this trend where we don't say dead anymore? Because I notice we're eliminating, and I know we've been doing it a while, but it's picking up speed. Nobody says raped anymore. It's sexually assaulted. just because we're that soft as a society.

He or she hasn't said dead yet. Two or pronounced, go ahead. How about the third one? One was transported to a local hospital where they were pronounced at the hospital. They were pronounced at the... One additional individual was treated on scene for unrelated, for unrelated injuries.

You heard it here first, because this is what I do. I pick up on shit like this. I picked up on this thing that I've talked about on the show before that makes me mental with, I don't know why, it's predominantly baseball players. I mean, baseball announcers that say scuffle instead of struggle.

I mean, across the board, I swear to God, they sent the memo out saying, look, marginalized groups can you struggle, we can't. I swear. He's scuffling with a 201 batting average. So he's having a small fight, is he? Well, he's taking

bat and practice. It's not synonymous. Well, Nick, what's the day? Words he the fucking mean something or they don't. Why don't he just go, he dick-watted. Just make shit up if it doesn't matter. Scuffled. He's scuffled. They all, the baseball guys do it.

I don't know why. I want to meet a baseball in a alto who can tell me. Ben Scully never did that. Vin Scully, we go, man, this guy sucks. He's really dug a hole for himself. Hasn't got a hit in two fucking months. That was a good Vince Scully. Police initially said the suspect was at large and described the suspect as a white man.

Ooh, they threw that right out there. I just watched about 80 black people beat up two white people within inch of their life. And they were called teens and kids. They weren't called black kids. And again, once we get to that point where the newscasting go, and these black kids, then I'll go, okay, we'll make them progress. It's just words, Nick. Okay, I'll remember that.

was just large and described the subject as a white man possibly wearing khaki shorts and a Hawaiian floral shirt well let me tell you something by the description of the clothes it was definitely a white guy

holy shit I don't know who wears Hawaiian shirts there's something wrong with you even Hawaiians you really ought to think that over again it's a silliest looking fucking Dallas is looking at me all serious

I think he's got a couple in the closet I do no but they look good on you though I'm doing, remember Rodney? Oh, look at this hat. You buy this hat, you probably get a free bowl of soup with it. Oh, but it looks good on you, though. Yeah, some people can get away with it.

Usually Hawaiian people, but I could feel Dallas's tension in his eyes. And you have to look at him. Oh, my God. Let's move on to a woman who I admire tremendously. It's so funny. And if I ever met her, I would go, Judge Janine, I'd friggin' love you, but you and I would kill each other if we, like, dated, or, you know, you were single I. And we dated, we would kill each other because she's more intense and loses her mind quicker than I do.

She's got that Middle East and Lebanese fire in her, which made her a great prosecutor, a great judge. And I love the fact that Trump, I'm telling you, Trump just watch Fox nose and go, give me him, Hank Siff. Give me him. I've seen Cash Patel on there. Give me Jeanine Piro. Give me the, what's his name? The guy that's on Gutfeld shows the EPA guy, a Jewish guy who I love, by the way.

Anyways, Piero not playing is the headline. Here yee! Here yee! The court's in session. The court's in session. Now, here come to judge. Here come to judge. Genean Piero, the U.S. Attorney for Washington,

and let me tell you something. She's 70-something years old and she's hanging in there. That's all I'm going to say. And I noticed these women and guys too whenever they get a gig, a new gig, like a TV gig, they immediately lose the weight or if they get a job like this, she knows she's going to be on TV. She's got those big, what do you call, bedroom eyes? What are they?

Big Persian eyes. Yes. I get these little fucking dark guinea eyes we would kill each other we would beat the shit but we would agree on everything but if we only

if we disagreed on like if we agreed a nine out of ten that one thing would pull knives out at each other she's got that intensity that I absolutely admire and my wife laughs because I always point out

how well dressed she is on the five I go look at that I don't notice women's clothes unless they're off It's the only time. Huh? Yeah, I'll point to your panthe's and go.

What do I see in there? The shroud of Turin. Gene Pairle, the U.S. Attorney for Washington, D.C., vowed to change the laws in D.C. to crack down on what she described as a surge of young people, again, young people, committing violent crimes, not young black people, just young people, but you can say white guy, violent crimes in the nation's capital, part of a broader effort,

President Donald Trump announced Monday that includes deploying, and he's already done it, hundreds of national guard troops and temporarily seasoned control of the D.C. police. I read a little bit how it works that they're not going to get involved. The D.C. police,

and these guys are just there to back them up. They're letting them do their jobs, but, you know, can you imagine we're at that point where people are getting up, set because you want to clean up a city, especially a capital, and make it safer, and your party is against that. Just let that soak in for a second. Speaking at a White House press briefing Monday, Piero lamented the share of crime in D.C. She said is being committed by so-called

young punks. Go with thugs. They hate thugs. Say thugs. In the city whom she said are often granted probation. These are serious, like felonies. They get probation or other lay. sentences due to their age. She says, and I quote, that changes today, paro vowed flanked by Trump and other cabinet members. I forgot, Judge, and again, I read this a while ago, I've been watching on TV for years,

I forgot she's a petite little thing because she's so loud and overpowering. Look at, she's a midget. But go ahead, Janie. Thank you very much, Mr. President. You're welcome. Madam Attorney General and to all my partners here. You're welcome. We all want the same thing. We all want a safer podium. We want a safe capital. We want to be able to bring our families here.

We want to be able to come and enjoy the history that makes this place great. And unfortunately, we are not in that position right now. And Mr. President, I want to thank you for taking the step that we need right now. That's not right. criminals understand that they are not going to get away with it anymore and i'm not going to stand here and go over and over the cases but what i can tell you is this i see too much violent crime being committed by young punks who think that they can get together in gangs and crews and beat the hell out of you or anyone else they don't care where they are they can be in dupont circle but they know that we can't touch them why you know because

The laws are we... The way you make me fucking ride you. Get the fuck out of here. Is that it? Ah, son of a bitch. Anyways, we need to go after the D.C. Council and their absurd laws. We need to get rid of this concept of

no cash bail, she said. We need to recognize... Again, these are all intentional. They work perfectly for what the Dems wanted. Do you understand that folks, they're sicking people on you? They're making the streets unsafe. Because they live behind guarded

fucking walls up on hills. They have security around the clock. Do you get that? I don't know if you do. No cash bill. We need to recognize the people who matter are the law-abiding ones, not the ones who love grapes, soda, and Doritos.

And that would be the Italians. Piero added. And it starts today, she said. Piero's remarks came during a broader press conference during which Trump also vowed to deploy hundreds of D.C. National Guard troops into the nation's capital in a bid to reestablish law and order and public safety.

And when he says shit like that, you better believe him, folk. Don't you move you, motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. I'm dying to hear that again. By the way, they should replace to protect and to serve on the cop car. with that. Don't you move, motherfucker. I'll blow your brain. That should be. Speaking of violence and guns and crime, headline, NFL gunning for more security. What do you mean by that? The National Football League is suggesting good guys with guns, which is usually a phrase you hear on the right in NRA people,

because good guys are guns, start bad guys with guns and the left doesn't really believe of that shit. They'd rather have you, you know, put up a sign that says it's a gun, free. zone. I can't wait till the shit goes down and they're hiding behind a gun-free zone side. The National Football League is suggesting good guys with guns be hired to protect all league facilities following. What's ironic about is there isn't a player in this league. Every other player has at least 11 guns when they get pulled over.

Someone just did. That's what's hilarious. You know what? When they see good guys with guns, they're not talking about the players. Sorry to break it to you. facilities following the July 28th Manhattan shooting this is what triggered all this in which NFL headquarters

would believe to have been the intended target. Nothing will make you jump into action quicker than the chicken. Chicken? Yeah, it's like chicken, only ink. The Peking duck comes home to roost or roast. Boy, I fucked that food up.

That metaphor. NBC sports reported that a memo circulated by the league contains three suggestions for all NFL teams. Draft only white guys, number one. That's where you can't say that. Oh, Goodell did. No, he didn't.

He said Amish. The memo suggests threat assessments for all teams and league facilities. It suggests the use of armed officers at all team and league facilities. You don't have that now? Whenever players or staff are present. How about the Janet isn't you? And the memo suggests using walk-through magnetometers like you do at the airport. An x-ray scan is for bag.

Yeah, that's great. For bags, for anyone entering a team or league facility. On July 29th, 25, the day after four people were killed in the Manhattan shooting, Breitbart, news reported NFL headquarters. you know, Aaron Hernandez, by the way. You know, always the son of a good athlete. He's got a Glock and a headquartered was purportedly the target. So that guy, do you remember what happened?

That guy thought he had CTE. He was schizophrenic. He never played in the NFL. He was actually a great football player in high school, I guess. He thought he had CTE and blaming the NFL for it. And that's why he was going to go shoot. Never played a day in his life. That's like me going to Elaine Bryant.

and shooting up that fucking fat dress door because I put on a few. You made me fat. That's the worst metaphor I've ever come up with. However, the alleged gunman, a 27-year-old man who went to the office building with an AR platform rifle, accidentally took the wrong elevator

and never made it to the NFL offices. Can you imagine some people, some, I know a woman did, a couple people died because he took, he was so stupid he didn't know how to get to the right floor. Just think about that. Are you ready for some football? No.

Uh-oh, retort alert. Retard alert. Talking about me. New York said, New York Mayor Eric Adams, Democrat, thanks for clearing that up, noted he,

from our preliminary investigation, he took the wrong elevator up, bank up to the NFL headquarters. But he said he didn't do nothing. No. Instead, it took him to a, Ruddn management, that is where he carried out in additional shootings and took the lives of additional employees.

Think about that, folks. You're just doing your job. You're in a skyscraper in Manhattan, and you're not safe? Four people were killed in the attack, including a New York Police Department officer. So their solution is get some good guys. Where are you going to have them? In the huddle? He'll line them up like a wide receiver right near the side line in the bench.

You ever see that play? There's a trick play. Team will come out to huddle. The wide receiver lines up. He doesn't come into the huddle. He stands like a foot where he blends in with the rest of the guys on a sideline. and then they fake some day and they dump it to him everybody's looking around there he goes

nobody's covering him because he was standing there some of them go too far the guy's got his hood up he's got this winter jacket on cup of coffee yeah gatorade anyways let's move on the headline here wasn't really accurate

I said more blood on Biden's hands but it's actually the same blood that he got on it says well he was president This is just the case, finally the wheels of justice, they're getting to this case, the Salvadorian illegal migrant who viciously raped and killed Rachel Moran, there he is,

was emotionless as her grieving children remembered the kind and determined mom at his sentencing on Monday. Why do you show this to that douchebag from Bravo and ask her about this? And say, let me ask you, question. Does Mrs. Moran, the mom who lost this beautiful dog, can she go to a Mexican restaurant or is she ruled out too? You filthy, malignant ho. Where he was given life without the possibility

of parole. God, what a cliche, huh? They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're going to super cuts. And some, I assume, are good people. Some are going to great clips. They're using pens oil on their head and remind me of greasy Italians Hartford County Circuit Court judge Yolanda Curtin Yolanda, or

something, threw the book at Victor Martinez, Hernandez he caught it, threw it back cutting her eye after an hours long hearing on Monday. You're a crumb creep. I say

and again, so he's already been through the process. He got all his what was coming to him illegally, all his representative. Now we know he's, can't we can't we, again, Middle East once in a while gets it right. I say we save these guys like this for a Super Bowl

halftime show. You know what I mean? Line them up. Hey, I like the Iran with the ropes. Maybe a different, you get like five of them. One's a one of them is a shooting squad. Just be careful. There's a lot of people to

Super Bowl. then you've got the hangman electric chair and the other one is just fans have raffle tickets and if they call your number you get to go down and cut a piece out of them they do that too by the way

right death of a thousand cuts I tried that once in high school with a chicken my mother burnt what shut the fuck up Morin's children range in age from 9 to 20 um This is the mom talking, I think. You took a life that was not yours to, oh, the judge.

You took a life that yours was not yours to take, she told Martinez, again, he keeps his maiden name. Your acts not only brutalized a young woman, but also terrorized a community. You are not a candidate for rehabilitation. There is simply no hope to rehabilitate you. It all sounds good, but some social worker, some jerk off. who goes around and goes to, you know, death row and they'll reopen the case when we're all busy or dead, in my case. A jury found Martinez and is guilty in April of murdering Moore in 37, as she was exercising on the Martin Pah Heritage Trail in Bel Air, Maryland on August 5th of 2023.

She was like jogging. How many of those have we seen? Jesus, ladies. And I'm not blaming you, but I'm just saying, join in L.A. Fitness, run around the track. I don't know what to tell you, until he strangled her and then bashed her head against rocks before hiding her partially naked body and a drainage culvert on the trail

that is about 30 miles northeast of Baltimore. And again, don't forget who's responsible for this piece of shit, Joe Biden, and you people that voted for him. And by the way, he stole the election. Martinez and Andes remained, stony-faced and emotionless, as the family members told the judge about the toll that Moran's murder had taken on the family.

What do you think he's going to break down in tears? After, through a Spanish translator, Martinez Hernandez addressed the judge thanking her for the opportunity to speak, but that he would not be giving any testimony. You go fuck yourself, convict. Morin's mother, Patty Morin, these are a... I watch, when I watch A&E and all those forensic shows, and again, 95% is guys doing the evil shit, no doubt about it, predators.

And but the mothers is what, and I know it hurts the fifth. There's a father involved too, but I don't have kids, but you don't have to just imagining, you know, Dales, raising somebody, especially the mom, raising somebody, literally changing your diapers

and watching you grow, into a productive citizen and the pride and then some piece of shit like that. I can't even fathom why we don't see more vigilante shit. Moran's mother, Patty Moran told the court she has suffered nightmares, panic attacks, and insomnia since watching Sheldon. She said, that's how bad that show is. Okay, I'm trying to inject a little levity. Speaking of levity, that's Caroline Levitt in the background.

saying, has anybody seen Nick DePaula? The depths of grief are equivalent to the depths of love felt, Patty said. It's actually pretty amazing. This will impact generations to come. And again, I want to thank Joe Biden and the Democrats and all you other buffoons who made it possible for Joe to open the gates and let in literally 20 million. Not all bad, obviously. That's the other thing about gerrymandering.

They're going crazy because the Republicans are gerrymandering. mandering, you know, redrawing, redistricting in Texas, yet jerk off Joe, and we all know this, too, from the work cash dollars, they let 20 million illegals in just for that purpose, for voting purposes, and to overrun districts and let them vote in, and they have the nerve to get upset when the Republicans are doing that's something that's actually legal. This show is way more newsy than I thought it would be, folks. Don't worry, tomorrow I'll come in here. I was eyeing some puppets on Bay Street.

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And I had not COVID light I had the original With all the barley and hops I woke up My teeth were doing that I couldn't believe it. I was fucking, and I'm never cold. I was freezing.

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