The Nick DiPaolo Show - People Weary of Drone Theories | Nick Di Paolo Show #1667
Episode Date: December 16, 2024In this episode Nick talks about NYC’s Violence Problem, George Loses and Drone Theories! Like what you hear? Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! Use Promo Code MUGCLU...B and get $10 off annually! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive Support the show, download the DraftKings Casino app, & use code NICKDIPSHOW. New customers get $100 instantly in Casino Credits with just a $10 wager. MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ Tour Dates and more - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 -- Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK Follow me on Socials! https://bio.site/nickdipaolo Â
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It's Christmas time in the city.
How are you folks?
Great to be with you on a Monday.
It's our last week before we break
for about a year and a half, something like that.
That's what I do now.
I celebrate them all.
Kwanzaa, the Jew one.
What's it called?
Thank you, Jesus.
Dallas got one.
Hanukkah. And Ramadan.
That's one, right?
Ramadan's one.
I wrap them all at the one.
It's an ice ball I hate.
What's going on?
It's Monday.
What can I tell you?
A ton of football.
I think I got AIDS.
Something's sucking the life out of me.
It's almost what my wife had a year ago at this time
where I had to find her a specialist.
I couldn't get out of my own way yesterday.
I couldn't get off the frigging, it's some type of,
I'm still fucking.
I'm gonna bring in a sample of my Kleenex from the weekend.
Looks like there was an ax murder in my bathroom.
There's chunks of blood and scabs everywhere pretty gross folks not too sick to fucking cook
though what the hell did I make I made oh bolognese we got to do that one we've Did we do one on eight? We might have. Maybe. Man, oh man. I call it the Italy
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Then last night I'm laying there going I got a sweet tooth, but you don't I never had my life
I was never a giant dessert guy Italians aren't big on desserts, but I go, you know, I'm craving that fucking
Apple cranberry crisp, I think it's called
apple cranberry crisp I think it's called emerald guys recipe I've been making for years and I just happen to have a bag of
cranberries and four fucking apples that have been sitting in there since the
early 40s cut the worms out of them and oh my god that only had about six pounds
of white sugar on it so I'm gonna look like Joy Behar next week. Shit and blood. Great football weekend. Had 10 out of the 16 with
two games to go. I nailed this two Monday night games tonight. And let me tell you something
about the Buffalo Bills. Watch out. LA Rams got this shit together. I was telling Dallas
before the show. There's a bunch of teams that are gelling right now.
And Detroit's banged up on defense.
They got a ton of big guys out on defense.
That's why they gave up 45 something points to Bills.
But I thought that would be the Super Bowl.
I still think it might be.
What the fuck's going on out here?
All day.
All day today
It's a man and juicy pretty calm this is Garden City. What am I saying? This is Garden City
Well it boarded Savannah doesn't it you're right. This is Garden City
It's so funny. They call it. It's just like jerseys called the Garden State
Smells like shit on a piece of shit on your lip same in Garden City here is a there's a mill It's not a paper mill. It's not a wood mill. It's a it's a
Shit mill. Yeah, it's a shit mill. I was gonna say I was trying to think a
Vagina mill or something, but that's not right guys stink too. I know
A vagina mill or something, but that's not right. Guys stink too, I know.
See these commercials with this new spray,
there's some black chick, she's about, I'd say, 340 pounds.
Little secret, it's just not my arms that stink.
Yeah, I know.
I've been telling you that for years.
I've been calling her racist.
What's going on?
Now they have body shit for oh yeah just mask over
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Dallas just said a crap cobbler matter of fact I made that a couple weeks ago
all right let's get to it fuck this fuck that why do I keep getting left wing
fucking shit on my ex feed?
All of a sudden I'll get a stream a left wing. They have to be bots
They have to be bots because they're saying the most ignorant shit trumps a rapist and a felon good luck
I mean just it's the most trolly shit there is I wish I knew more about the fucking internet
But I still take the time to reply and then somebody will go. Nick Relax, it's a parody. I don't give a shit
Somebody like me is reading it not realizing it. It needs to be said are you playing with the sound? No, that's me
My ears are plugged my mind fucking
Let's get on with it I caramba is the first first story that I just grabbed this one just to remind you people
of blue cities, especially New York.
Remember the ones that opened their arms to immigrants and you were bigot and a racist
if you're against all that shit?
Yeah.
So the crime is through the roof.
People are just not talking about it right now.
A New York financial consultant and the son of a Florida judge he is allegedly barge
what do you mean allegedly we got him on can we drop allegedly when he's on
fucking tape or video can we drop the alleged oh you don't know shut it into
the office he barge into the office of an Upper East Side that would be New
York City I lived in the Upper East Side for a year, optometrist. And he knocked him out cold. Then fled to New Jersey where
he sucker punched two other healthcare workers, breaking one's jaw and nose. I just, I had
to do the story because
That's even unusual from New York City. I remember shrink getting killed by one of her patients
But I think we're gonna look back on this time ago Remember how it was so bad that people were getting fucking knocked out in their office and shit
This kids just L wacko here's the that's the doctor on the left sitting there. And here's what happened.
Looks like me after a show.
Well, it was a girl.
Look at this poor lady.
She's just sitting there to get her eyes checked.
She goes, did I see that?
Now I thought the kid that sucker punched a doctor
and knocked him out, by the way.
Once he came to, he just stood over to the doctor and and said better or worse how many how many fingers I get up?
Yeah
Can we show it again that was nasty ass shit right there
What a fucking coward
What a piece of shit
Anyways, dr. Ron Goldstein and we all we know dark Jewish
doctors are a terror in this country they need to be put in there look at him
he looks like somebody that was on TV right dr. Ron Goldstein 63 years old tell
me I look better than that thank you not only suffered a bloody head injury
requiring eight stitches but is dismayed that detectives classify the attack,
this is why I did this story, as only a misdemeanor,
a decision critics call an attempt
to keep New York City crime numbers down.
I don't think these are the type of crimes
that they omit from the records.
Can you fucking imagine?
That's a misdemeanor now.
But again, I could have done a reverse the races.
What if the doctor was black?
You know what I mean?
It would have been a hanging capital offense.
The NYPD never arrested the disturbed suspect.
And you wonder why people are going crazy with crime.
Who was identified, thanks to swift actions,
by Goldstein's staff and daughter.
Goldstein's 25 year old daughter Ty posted the photos
in TikTok asking in a video,
asking anyone who recognized the suspect to call her,
call her or the police.
Tips is identifying him as Eric Moneyham.
If you wanted a meathead,
this kid should have played AJ Soprano. That's who he looks like.
Tipside vendor Eric Moneyham whose LinkedIn profile identifies him as a former consultant
at accounting firm KPMG and PricewaterhouseCoopers.
After the 1.30pm attack on Goldstein, Moneyham made a beeline to Bergen County, which is
Jersey, where he broke into a house in
Wyckoff Township at about 4 p.m.. Money him landed in Bergen County jail on
October 20th while undergoing an exam at the lockups Medical Center and
Paramus he suck a punch to staffer knocking him to the ground and pounded him more than 40 times
Breaking that guy's nose and jaw
Look at him him you never fucking says a criminal complaint charging him with aggravated assault
you're fucking crazy nice little white boy in his tie in his fucking I just
had to show that because now that's a misdemeanor well Bragg is there and the Dems are running the show. People are sick.
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There's some college football coming up.
Why can't I get, what's going on here?
Uh, there's some games, anyways, you don't want to hear about it.
Let's go on to winning 2.0.
Remember Trump said years and years ago, we're gonna get, you're gonna get sick of winning.
We're gonna win so much.
Remember that?
Boy, he wasn't shitting.
I have never, honestly,
it's one thing to be an athlete
and predict you're gonna win a playoff game
or blah, blah, blah, but to, to, to,
I mean, since he came down the escalator,
he promises his shit and then delivers on it
and yes he won the second one too so he's really won three
if you don't believe me
go fuck yourself
winning 2.0 this weekend legal experts said ABC news anchor that midget
greek george stephanopoulos
misrepresented what a jury found in the
2023 civil trial of advice columnist E Jean Carroll verse Trump
Here's the interview with the Greek midget lied about the Trump charges and cost ABC
15 million so they settled like over the weekend quietly Of course, they didn't talk about it on the show and whatnot, but you know this guy I
Mean he was you know he was like Clinton's right-hand man
I mean you can't doubt a smarts, but he's a fucking left-wing weasel who's been peddling horse shit on
ABC used to be on Good Morning America. I mean he's just a fucking he's probably still is I don't even know anyways
This is what happened
that cost his company again do you know what 15 million dollars is to ABC it's
less than a quarter I swear my mother let's show the jerk off this Nancy Mace
by the way he's talking to a Republican and she was a rape victim so here we go
this morning and even doors Donald Trump for president.
Judges and two separate juries have
found him liable for rape and
for defaming the victim of that
rape.
How do you square your endorsement
of Donald Trump with the testimony
we just saw?
Well, I will tell you,
I was raped at the age of 16.
And any rape victim will tell you,
I've lived for 30 years with
an incredible amount of shame over being raped.
I didn't come forward because of that judgment and shame that I felt.
And it's a shame that you will never feel, George.
And I'm not going to sit here on your show and be asked...
I thought she was going to say, it's a shame you'll never feel that.
That's what I almost thought where she was going.
And he'd be like, what do you mean I haven't?
The question meant to shame me about another potential rape victim. I'm not going to do
that.
It's actually not about shaming you. It's a question about Donald Trump.
No, you are shaming me.
You've endorsed Donald Trump for president.
Right.
Donald Trump has been found liable for rape by a jury.
What a slimy bastard.
Donald Trump has been found liable for defaming the victim of that rape by a jury.
Buzz, and you're saying to her you were raped and you're defending this rapist?
You are shaming her, you fucking weasely cocksucker.
Go ahead.
It's been affirmed by a judge.
It was not a criminal court case, number one.
Number two, I live with shame.
And you're asking me a question about my political choices, trying to shame me as a rape victim.
And I find it disgusting.
And quite frankly, E. Jean Carroll's comments when she did get the judgment joking about
what she was gonna buy, it makes it harder for women to come forward when they make a
mockery out of rape, when they joke about it.
It's not okay.
It's not okay. It makes it harder for women to come forward when they are defended by presidential candidates?
It makes it harder when other women joke about it and she's joked about it.
I find it offensive.
And I also find it offensive that you're trying to shame me with this question.
I'm not trying to shame you.
You are.
I have dealt with this for 30 years.
You know how hard it was to tell my story five years ago when they were doing a fetal
heartbeat bill and there were no exceptions for rape, incest or light or and rape or incest. All right.
I.
That's good.
Anyways, the jury never said he raped her.
I think it was sexual assault back back then.
Now they use that interchangeably that phrase.
But legally, they never said that.
So that's why Trump sued these people and they ended up settling quietly.
You know, he could have been a dick about it.
But, but, is there nothing they won't defend or politicize?
And if that was a woman, you know, a Democrat woman, and it was being done by, I don't know, pick a news fox guy.
They would have went fucking haywire.
Oh, he's such a weasley little midget.
Anyhow, so yeah, so they have to donate like a million.
They're covering his attorney fees,
the settle of 15 million,
and that goes into like a president's fund. I his attorney fees, the settle of 15 million and
that goes into like a president's fund. I guess they've been doing that forever. Presidents
have a so anyhow, he quietly won that one. Winning again. Yeah, I didn't tell him about
it. Probably the biggest one a president's ever got. That's what I'm saying. Anyhow, because we're saying anyhow any he let's a move on a shallow ear drone
mystery continues mmm federal officials are set to deploy a high-tech drone
detection system to New York State as swarms of unidentified flying objects
popping up in the tri-state area continue to leave experts perplexed. Get out of here. What the hell's going on out here?
I don't know.
A lot of drones.
A lot of drones.
They sound like drones.
That's what they sound like, right?
Sounds like a data zone with a fat girl in high school gross down there
I'm
this is what's bothering me
I I sent a gut fell joke for the morning didn't make the air
but I'm and it was
I said they finally found out what the drones was it was Chris the Chris
Christie owned them that I might have said it on the show, I don't know.
And he was just trying to scope out a new pastry place on Ocean Boulevard, gather information
with it.
So I, that didn't make the air, but then I see on Trump, not Donald Jr., President Trump,
on his, you know, ex-feed or whatever, It's a it's a meme would with
Fucking Chris Christie a bunch of drones in the air behind him carry McDonald bags now, I don't know I
Believe me. I always usually give the benefit of the doubt, but that's too specific
Something tells me I could be wrong. Somebody might have lifted that joke
Something tells me I could be wrong. Somebody might have lifted that joke at Fox.
I don't know.
I mean, this is what you do, you tweak it,
but it was the next day.
It was like a day or two after.
I think it was the very next day or over the weekend,
but I had never read anything like that.
Oh, we've been doing these stories for two weeks,
these drone things.
And all of a sudden my joke's sort of rewritten.
Uh, apologies if I'm wrong
it's not like they're gonna see this anyways but I usually have a very good
because what I do it's the only thing I know about life folks I can tell when
somebody's ripping somebody most comics can you can tell when somebody's
rewriting somebody else's shit and whatever might not be the case here but
I kind of think it is I thought it was a pretty unique thought and maybe not
despite the boost Hokel said additional support was needed from Congress to help provide
a greater resources.
We are grateful to the Biden administration for their support, but ultimately we need
further assistance from Congress passing the Counter UAS Authority Security Safety and
Reauthorization Act.
We'll give New York and our peers the authority and resources required to respond to circumstances
Like we face today. She says well, how about a couple of drunk Jersey guys with guns?
Put them on the roof of their fucking house. You don't this is hilarious. First of all, I
Believe it's our government
You know and there's a million theories out there one guy just pulling out this weekend and
You know and there's a million theories out there one guy just pulling out this weekend and he he makes drones for a living And I think he was a military guy. He had a pretty good guess on
You don't fly him at night unless you're doing like a cognizance or whatever the fuck and he thinks they might be looking for
You know like
What the fuck you call it nucleus stuff dangerous way stuff like that they could be used against us
and soft targets and soft targets
have you ever been with soft target
you can shoplift walk right out
extra-soft
uh... anyways
there's a million theories
for and they get
also the front page yesterday joe Rogan is concerned about this theory that the guy okay, so am I
Yes, I know he's fucking
As a huge show, but uh the guy it was a good theory
Maybe but who the government knows folks they know I don't know what what their purpose is it confusing us
Maybe that's it anyways
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