The Nick DiPaolo Show - Pfizer Pfucked Trump | Nick Di Paolo Show #1265

Episode Date: August 30, 2022

More 2020 election interference. MSNBC liar hired by Biden. Capitol protester who "scared" Schumer sentenced. STFU Lizzo. Woman dies from dishsoap. Rogan a Republican?

I don't know if you guys saw that. Did you see that Joe Biden tried to ride Hunter's motorcycle yesterday? Holy shit. Watch this. ស្រូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រ Here's Nick. Good to be with you. How are you, folks? On a Tuesday. Burbank. A real crap hole. Can I say that? Great show for you tonight. We got a very funny lady in her late 90s, Phyllis Diller, and a tremendous actor.

He's right up there with us. I'd say Marlon Brando, Paul Nomento, Larry Storch from F Troop. And a cute blonde actress you know from All in the Family, and she feeds a lot of colored kids overseas, Sally Struthers. So enjoy it. Great line. Nick, you can't say that. Well, I can. I can.

I get a black T-shirt on. I love Joe Rogan very much. I like Adam Carolla, but it's very tough for me to sit here watching, and I guess it's my fault, watching them say shit now and being praised for it, that I was saying literally 20 years ago on Tough Crowd. Everybody else was a Democrat or kept their mouth shut. I never did. And thus I'm above a dentist telling you guys jokes. But I'm just saying, it's hard. We'll show a Clipper Rogan later who's waking up. This is true wokeness. He's a liberal guy still. And I

love him. But I'm just saying, he's saying shit that I've said. And they put it on Tucker Carlson. And then, and what's his name? Adam Carolla. Same thing. They're just being, you know, Adam calls himself a stand-up, which he's not. Funny guy, but he's doing stand-up. He did, but again, he didn't do open mics.

He didn't play to half-empty houses and, you know, build an audience organic, which is fine. But he's doing stand-up now, but you know what? That doesn't make it a stand-up. It's like me. If I removed a wart from your foot today, I'm a foot doctor, whatever. But I'm just saying, it's hard.

That's why I'm going to get on the phone with my manager and go, ooh. I've got to get back on Rogan. Joe, I hope you're listening. I don't know what happened. My last special was too, well, I do know what happened. He signed a big deal, and he's got to be careful, I guess. But I can temper my freaking act, you know. But he's on my team now, politically.

Last time I was on, I think it was the last time I was on there, we got into it. Maybe that's why I haven't been back. He said he hadn't even heard of the Steele dossier story. He kept pulling up clips his producer did of NBC, you know, saying Trump's a liar and see it. I said, look at the source. And he, like, didn't know what I was talking about.

Now he's, you know what I mean? So I'm just saying you're looking at the OG here. Sorry, I don't know how to market myself. But if I could get back on Rogan, that would be very helpful. But he has to move the show to Ohio. I can't fly all the way. Oh, wait a minute. He's in Texas now.

You know, I forgot about that. I was thinking about this morning. I will go to Texas. Anyways, but like I said, we can't have enough testosterone in this country. Famous. You know what I mean? We need the Corollas and the Joe Rogans. And I would just like to talk UFC with him since I, you know,

when I went on there a couple years ago, I wasn't that big a fan. I could talk about that shit all day now. And he'd get bored and go, you know, fuck off. But anyways, alright, let's get on with the show. Red Sox left again. Oh, oh my god. Anyways, make sure

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more 2020 election interference by the Democrats and whoever. I don't know if you guys know Nate Silva, political pollster, practical joker, claimed on Thursday that, he's usually good with predicting stuff, Thursday that the nation's liberal elites, why can't white, can we stop calling them elites, pressured pharmaceutical company Pfizer. Really? Really? Government's working with big pharma hand in hand. They pressured pharmaceutical company Pfizer to slow the approval process for its COVID-19 vaccine. I wanted to get this. This story's from a couple days ago.

I didn't get to it yesterday. That's why I'm doing it now. And consequently, deny former President Donald Trump a political win ahead of the presidential election in 2020. And if you sit there, it makes me cocoa. Could I grab this microphone? I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve.

That's what you deserve. So you people out there who have been saying that Biden won and it's, do you still? Even if you take out all the other cheating, all the fucking mail in ballots and the shit that was Trump votes that were burned and blocking the windows and the

polling centers and not letting Republican pollsters watch it, take all that away. Fucking harvesting votes and ballots in all the major cities. Zuckerberg throwing $450 million into the Philadelphia area right before the election. Take all that away and you still got them burying the laptop story, not letting the Pfizer vaccine out before the election. That's only people's lives, by the way. And who's Hitler?

Who's evil? What side? Who are the fucking Nazis? Who are the fascists? Can you at least admit it was rigged? These are big things. The laptop would have done it itself because they did a poll this year

about Democrats or independents who said it would have changed their vote. You take that and all the skinny margins that Biden won by, there's no doubt Trump should be president. But they'll still just, oh, the big lie. Every day more shit comes up. Trump pushed for vaccine approvals too fast. That's in quotes. This is Nate talkingate talking is the worst possible critique of the trump administration's covid policy silver wrote in a reaction to politico story outlining the former president's push for an expedited approval process for covid 19 treatments also so that was a dumb

thing that that they're they're saying he wanted out there too fast. Every argument they have now that them's, it's making him bigger and bigger. Also, the late 2020 push from liberal public health elites that persuaded Pfizer to change its original protocols and had the convenient side effect of delaying any vaccine announcement until after what, folks?

The election deserves more scrutiny, Nate Silver added in a tweet. Outside of vaccines, the Trump White House reportedly pushed the Food and Drug Administration to approve the use of hydroxychloroquine hydroxychloroquine i could say it when i had a stash of it in my house hydroxychloroquine hydroxychloroquine anyways as covid19 treatment according remember he was pushing that and they were going oh he's nuts he's saying to sheep shoot bleaching. Oh, my God. You guys, you have no idea how to defend a fucking nation. But Trump, remember? Warp speed. And Joe's, now they got a fourth shot now. They're not even testing on people.

That's what I heard yesterday. The Biden administration wants to get, I don't even know what it's for. I can't keep up. But Trump was in a hurry because he was getting pressure from everybody. Do something, remember? Come on, God damn it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. That was me trying to get a shot at one of those sites.

Not a shot, tested. I got in line down here to be tested. It was great. About 10 cars back, I get up there, nurse stick the thing up my nose, I give her the finger, pull right out of there. A lot of fun. Silva's comments paint a narrative that aligns with the comments from Trump, who previously blasted the company for deliberately delaying its vaccine. Again, Trump's, every time you look back, he's right. You guys, delaying its vaccine to its political detriment, the post had noted, which is correct. Yes, sir.

You are right. Little advice for you, Nate. Get a hairpiece. Jesus H., how are we? Please come to Boston, she said no. Boy, why don't you come home to me? Hey, ramblin' boy, why don't you settle down? Denver ain't your kind of town.

MSNBC, liar, hired by Biden. Wow, another MSNBC person. They either go from the Dems into TV or they go crisscross. They don't even try to work. It's their farm league. It is. It is. It's their AAA.

Apparently this guy had a good few games. This is just, this is perfect. An ex-Intel official and MSNBC pundit who falsely claimed, I repeat, falsely claimed Hunter Biden's laptop could be Russian disinformation. Guess what? Once again, they fail upwards. Has been appointed to a White House board that offers the president, the president, offers him uh national intelligence advice yeah imagine that no they're ignorant that's ignorant what do they do they go hey he fucked up that he was wrong about that and wrong about that

what are you doing get him from m MSNBC. The appointment of Jeremy Bash. I wonder if he's related to the dirty whore Dana Bash on CNN. Well, I wouldn't fuck with my sister's dick. Yeah, she has a dick. Long story. A former CIA chief of staff during the Obama presidency to the president's intelligent advisory board was announced Friday by the Biden administration. The guy's wrong. He signed that paper. I think it's coming up. He signed that law. Here it is. Basha clenched the new role despite signing onto a letter along with 50 other former intelligence officials prior to the 2020 election. See how bad they wanted Trump out? Not anywhere near their power. That cast a doubt on the post-exposé of Hunter Biden's laptop,

insisting that computer's contents has the classic earmarks of Russian disinformation operation. Oh, you're lying. And you're a piece of shit. So think about that, folks. Okay, he signed on knowing otherwise. So he's a fucking liar. And now he's working intelligence. Like it's not already dirty enough, the intelligence agency.

The letter was written in crayon by a left-hander in mid-October, weeks before the election between Biden and ex-President Trump, and after the Post published its first story on Biden's son. Remember that? Amanda Devine or whatever name is for the Post, she broke the story. And all these jerk-offs, Clapper, Brennan, all these former CIA guys signed the thing. You are filthy, filthy, filthy whores. More than a year later, the New York Times and the Washington Post both reported the emails on the laptop were legitimate and confirmed that Hunter Biden was under federal. Yeah, where were you?

Again, WAPO and New York Times, they wait till the election a year later to come out with the truth. You fucking lie. You, God damn it. I'm going over there. Call me an Uber. Where is it? New York? Under federal investigation, Biden was for tax fraud. Talking about Hunter.

Anyhow, the advisory board is made up of, it's made up of up to 16 members. More boards, more committees, and is an independent element of the White House, which is hilarious. The White House and Department of Justice, I'm sure this doesn't fall under that for some reason. You understand they spoon every night together and tell each other dirty secrets while they fuck each other right in their dirty, filthy holes. Said nobody on Fox. Independent element of the way. The board exists exclusively to assist the president by providing the president with an independent source of advice on the effect of... No, it gives them 16 guys that have all the time in the world to snoop around and get dirt on... You people.

You understand how they insult our intelligence every day? Do they have another picture of fucking Tucker? Tucker? Hunter? Jesus, Nick, have another drink. Independent source of advice on the effectiveness of which the intelligence community is meeting the nation's intelligence needs. Oh, they are.

They're meeting the nation's intelligence needs. If you're talking about China and Russia, China's like, this is great. Tick-tock the whole thing. What's the matter with this country? What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? What the fuck's the matter with you? Because of my mother's name, Jimmy.

Being wise with me? Get it out of here. Take it back. I don't give a fuck where. Get it out of here. Contribution read. Oops. I pulled a Joe Biden.

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You should see me on blow fuck let's uh let's stay on the dirty dems one more before we cleanse our palate with something like man scares bitch schumer and gets 55 months in jail it's a guy from january 6th months in jail. It's a guy from January 6th. Who was I watching? Oh, we showed a clip yesterday about this saying that they were armed January 6th. Remember? One gun,

wasn't it? None of them had guns, right? That went in. Or even, nobody could charge with insurrection is my point. I'll say it a million times. A Maryland man affiliated with the far right. Oh, again, in the article, with the far right. Have you ever read an article affiliated with the far left BLM or the far left Antifa group?

Have you ever read that? Send it in to me. A Maryland man affiliated with the far right proud boy. I'd join him tomorrow, you fucks. Had a couple at my show, matter of fact, in Long Island. Couldn't have been prouder. Uh-oh. Okay, it was a gay group, the Proud Boy.

Anyways, affiliated with a far-right Proud Boy extremist group. This guy was sentenced on Monday to more than four years in prison for storming the U.S. Storming. Did you see anybody storming? I saw people strolling around like they were taking a tour where authorities say he encountered Senate Democrat leader Chuck Schumer and you didn't kill him? No, I'm glad you go to jail. Is this guy the prototype of a fucking Weasley, filthy, dirty Democrat liar? As Chuck Schumer, as his armed security detail led the New York Democrat to safety. Get this through your head. No, you don't have to do this. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. That's what the guy said to him. I don't think that helped his car.

said to him, I don't think that helped his car. He didn't, though. They just saw this guy, Joshua Pruitt, 40 years old. If you were going to draw a guy that would scare anybody in the Democrat Party, he looks like a lineman for the Cardinals in the 70s, Conrad Dobler, the guy used to bite people. Josh Pruitt, 40, was one of the few Capitol rioters to come face-to-face with a member of Congress. Boy, and he didn't even harm him or anything, did he? January 6th, 2021, attacked by a mob of Donald Trump supporters. Who wrote this, Pelosi?

A mob of Donald Trump supporters. Don't forget the 40 FBI guys that were there, August-rating it, according to federal prosecutors. Listen to this. One look at Pruitt, and the leader of Senator Schumer's security detail immediately saw the threat.

Can you imagine he said that about a black guy? The minute one of Trump's security saw that black guy with his African Jimmy hat on and his, imagine? Immediately saw the threat and hustled the 70-year-old, that would be Schumer. He's only 70? They hustled the senator down a hallway into the ladies' room where he lives, having to change their evacuation route on a dime. Well, that shows a lot of balls, huh? You piece of... Come out, Chucky. He's gone.

Look how the guy's dressed. Assistant U.S. Attorney Alexis Loeb wrote in a court filing ahead of Monday's hearing. United States District Judge Timothy Kelly sentenced Pruitt to four years and seven months of imprisonment followed by three years of supervised release.

What did he kill a baby? According to Bill Miller, spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office for the District of Columbia. This is the judge? Put on your gown, bitch. Prosecutors had recommended a five-year prison sentence for Pruitt, a Silver Spring, Maryland resident. Oh, see? Anybody that lives and works in that area and works in D.C., you're just polluted. You have to go.

Hang yourself. Who has worked as a bartender and personal trainer. Now I'm talking about the guy with the beard, right? They described him as an aspiring Proud Boys member whose intimidating figure made him a ideal

recruit for the group on January 6th. So if you've got a shaved head and a beard, you're a white Kimbo Slice. Defense attorney Robert Jenkins Jr. Eh, Robert, I'm not going to get much work after this, said there's no direct evidence that Pruitt coordinated with the Proud Boy members to attack the Capitol. Pruitt didn't face a conspiracy charge. He admits that as the events unfolded, Mr. Pruitt became overwhelmed by his emotions and true belief,

and I'll say it correctly, that the election results were polluted by fraud. See, who goes to jail? Not the people who commit the crimes, the people who point out the fraud. He sought a three-year prison sentence for Pruitt. Three years, and he gets 55 months. Fuck your mother!

Over 240 Capitol riot defendants have been sentenced with roughly half of them getting terms of incarceration ranging from seven days to over seven years. Do you want to go to war?

We'll take you to war, okay? This is how you're treating Americans. Biden, you are a fucking disgrace. Anybody that works for you is a disgrace. The 110 people that voted for you total are a fucking disgrace. You're all useful idiots, scumbags who hate this country.

I'll keep saying it until I get on Rogan. Not to show him. He's a hunk. Headline, Lizzo is a fat black dummy. Oh, Nick. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. You know, Lizzo, I hate to admit it.

I saw her host SNL, and she's actually likable. But she's dumb and stupid and fat and, you know. And all the things, in a minority and female all the things that people believe keep you oppressed when it's just the fucking opposite we all know

that now but I don't know what awards was this the donut eating chicken fucking chasing blood drinking the blood of white kids sauce awards. Here's she seen in the giant Mickey Mouse ears covering her National Geographic tits. Last time I saw tits like that, a lady was carrying a box of wood on her head back to the village. What is she doing? Sucking on it?

Panade? Anyways, this is the MTV Awards, which I actually wrote for one year. Fucking Britney Spears was five doors down from me in her prime before she shaved her head and swung an accident. So she got some award. It was something about highest cholesterol in northeastern whatever did they fucking ice cream contest she's haagen-dazs's lady of the year or hickory farms they still have those at the i don't even think they're around anymore uh anyways she got some award again for being a a fat minority female, and again, like, and I really believe this, you guys think I might be going, so if I met her, I'd probably like her, until I brought

up why she's full of shit, but she's got a big black ass, and listen to what she says, they're just, at this point, it's reflective. They have no idea. They can't perceive reality anymore. Neither can anybody that votes that way. Go ahead, Lizzo. Remember, when you're voting for your favorite artist, vote to change some of these laws that are oppressing us. I have told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson's and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog.

That clip has never been more appropriate. Oh, my God. Do you guys, do you understand? You can make the argument she's the least oppressed person on the fucking planet. Do you get that yet, left? You do. You keep playing us because it keeps working. You think anybody has said no to her in the last 20 years about anything? She's getting an award. She's a fucking mediocre talent and she's getting an award because we reward mediocrity in this country and while she's doing it she's crying oppression as she's making millions in this country.

It is so silly on its face, it makes me want to punch it out. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you shut up? Will you shut up? Will you shut up? Will you shut up? Will you shut up? Will you? Who, me? Tell her to shut the fuck up. Will you shut up? Shut up? Shut up? Fuck you, Cleese.

What? Anyhow. Also, I'd like to say this to her. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. Now, here's why I like her. Now, this is weird because even a few years ago, in my 30s, I'd be going,

what the, this is, I should have dug up, that bit Chris Rock has, about fat black woman, being the most confident, people on the planet, and I love it,

and it's true, and that's why, that's why they have, I've never seen him, walk into a nightclub, he had a bit about it, you know, yeah,

they own it, they out, they, we're going to get some dick tonight. 600 pounds. Chris said their shoes, it looks like the feet are popping out of their shoes. It looks like loaves of bread baking. But it's a brilliant bit about how confident they are. And she proves how confident they are. This is her at a Lakers game. Okay.

And the whole racist white crowd applauds. You know what I mean? People on the left, And the whole racist white crowd applauds. You know what I mean? People on the left, it goes against everything you fuckers say every day of your lives. I love the fact that, now that cracks me up. A few years ago it would have bothered me, but now that I'm 60 I'll be dead in about 10 minutes. Fuck it. Let's have some fun.

But look at that. White people going, ah. That takes balls. Like anybody. She could go out on the court and sucker punch one of the players and they'd be like, eh, black female, leave her be. That ass is gross for the Giants. You know, fucking, look. Cooties. Cootie cuckoo. Hey, guys, as you know, make plans to come see me on the road. On the road again. I can't do this anymore.

On the road. Here are my upcoming stand-up dates. Friday, September 9th, Soul Jewels Comedy Club, Royersford, Pennsylvania. That's under a big tent outside, I believe. Saturday, September 10th, the next night, Algonquin Arts Theater in Menisquan, New Jersey. And then the next night after that, Sunday, September 11th, Sugarloaf Performing Arts Center in Chester, New York. Friday, now we're going to November the 11th, Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach, Florida. Saturday, the next night, the 12th, Snapper's Titty Bar, no, Comedy Club,

Fort Myers, Florida. And the night after that, November 13th on a Sunday, my old haunt, the side spot is Comedy Club in Tampa. At the Tampa show, I'll be doing a live Q&A after the show with people who have VIP tickets. So grab them when you can. That'll probably be funnier than the show. Because I get all...

I love talking to people that like me. That's why I haven't said a word to my wife in two years. You can get tickets to all these shows in Dave Chappelle's... No. At nickdip.com.

If you don't know that, you're fucking fucking retarded let's cleanse our palates with a little oh my god it's actually about palate cleansing that's the name of the the residents get this folks and again you know me i forgot to say this about liz i like her but you fat nasty black bitch one party shot uh three residents of an assisted living facility were mistakenly served dishwashing liquid as drinking juice, and one has since passed away. Next star's K-R-O-N has learned.

Whatever the fuck that is. Bon appetit. Saturday, right away, okay? This is me. Let me give you the inner workings of Nick DiPaolo's mind. I read that one, no accident. His machinations, and you can call it racist, right away I went, wonder what color the kids are

taking care of the old white lady. Guessing they ain't white. Could be wrong. It ain't a mistake. It's impossible to mistake those two fucking things. And we've seen clips of a black kid that worked at a nursing home punching that guy in the face.

And it was a hospital. Guy in a hospital been like 88 years old. He's punching him in the fucking face on camera. Anyways. Yes, a lot of that goes on. Unfortunately, not at my mother's facility. You know, what? Ma, you know I'm kidding. You know I love you. Put down the pipe. Saturday morning around 8.30 a.m., three

ambulances were called to the Atria Park Senior Living Facility in San Mateo. San Mateo is where I get kicked out of a comedy club for smoking on stage on my birthday. It's up by San Francisco. It's like a suburb. I got into it with the owner, and he said I should apologize to his wife, and I told him to fuck off and give me my check after the second show, after the first show on a Friday night for smoking. I had just ironically played there two years in a row.

Rooster Teeth Feathers, if you want to look up the clip. I said, give me my fucking check. And the waiters and waitresses are cleaning the tables in between shows and they're listening to me and him scream at each other. Anyways, San Mateo, that's where this assisted living home. Three people were taken to the hospital after mistakenly being served a dishwashing liquid as a drinking juice. Oh, shit. Hey, Margaret, try this. It's good for you. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha Kutchin said that her family first heard of the incident involving

her mother, 93-year-old Gertrude Elizabeth Murison Maxwell. Jesus Christ, I'm glad she's gone. I can't say that again. When an Atria staff member called to report that she had ingested a substance and an ambulance was being called, Atria told the family the substance was an alkaline cleaning solution that eats proteins. Delicious. Thank you.

Did that come with the tapioca pudding and the poker chips? Kutchin explained Maxwell arrived at the hospital. Can you imagine this is somebody's mom, grandma, with severe blistering of her mouth and throat, anesophagus. Upon her arrival at the hospital, Maxwell's family was told there was nothing the medical team could do to treat the blistering. Really? According to Kutchin, she and her family were told first responders believed the dementia patients had ingested the substances on their own. Liar, liar, liar, liar, you know it.

their own. You're a liar. Liar, whore. Really? Liar, whore. You know it. For, uh, anyways, on their own. And they said, the daughter said, it would be impossible for Maxwell to do that, Cutch and said, because her mother couldn't feed herself.

Maxwell leaves eight children and 20 grandchildren behind. Bye-bye. Because somebody gave her, what's it called? What's the cleaning? I don't do the dishes. Liquid gel. Palm olive.

Yeah, there you go. You're soaking in it. Do you remember that joke? Not that joke. That was a commercial. Ladies hand in the commercial. You people my age remember it. Palmolive, you're soaking in it.

And, of course, I did a little sketch. I put my balls in the palmolive, and my brother shot it with a can. Anyways, I want that looked into. I want an answer. Nobody mistakes washing liquid for beer. nobody mistakes washing liquid for beer I'm telling you

no mention isn't the reporting just shoddy no mention of who was on you know get out of here talking to myself

let's bring up let's talk about the aforementioned Joe Rogan who again I fucking absolutely love. And he's so good on UFC. He's the only one that doesn't talk the whole fucking time.

Because I have to mute the other guys. They fight verbally from both sides. It's fucking... I appreciate their knowledge and shit, but Rogan knows when to jump. And he predicts shit, and it always comes through. Anyways, Rogan, a Republican, question mark. There was a lot of public shaming. This is, he had Aaron Rodgers on,

and they're talking about COVID. Remember Aaron Rodgers? What was the deal? Did he get the shot to LSO? He didn't want the shot. He did not. He sought alternate treatment. Yes, that's right. Alternate treatment and uh he took some secrets and uh mentos they are what was that

commercial every time he took a mental you know a fucking limo pulled up and you're a star it cured aids in the 80s mental uh anyways yeah he won he's so he uh seeked out alternative treatment for COVID, and of course he was treated like a pariah. God forbid somebody thinks on their own. That's why the guy's a great quarterback. He fucking can make a decision on his own. And they were talking about that, how he was treated differently and sort of pick up right. It says there was a lot of public shaming that was attempted to coerce people to get vaccinated.

Not only are you wearing a yellow wristband, this is Rogan talking to Aaron, wearing a yellow wristband, you're the only one who was wearing a mask and you have to work out by yourself. That might've been Aaron talking about what he had to go through. There was clearly two classes of players

at the facility, Aaron said. Of course. Yes, sir. They said I was a conspiracy theorist. They said it's not possible for vaccinated persons to contract or transmit COVID. And I said, you got to be kidding me. I showed up and five people fully vaxxed are out with COVID. What a creepy fucking world.

Oh, my God. So that's what they were talking about. The best part is how this interview ends. Go ahead. No one who is alive today had ever experienced a true pandemic still hoping that now that this is over people are going to you know recognize that some serious errors were made and not repeat those that's the best you can get out of it so what do you tell those people vote republican joey it took a while, but God bless you.

He's always been fair. I'm trying to be fair to Joe. But he told me himself he was raised by a couple of, you know, kind of hippies. His parents were kind of hippies or whatever. Newton's a very liberal town. Same town as Louis C.K. But anyways, I loved it. Vote Republican.

You know what? Hopefully it's as simple as that didn't work for the last presidential election there's a lot of nonsense a lot of shenanigans a lot of malarkey going on but good for you Joe now have me back on we could talk about fucking Leon Edwards knocking out the champion with a kick in the last round. Excuse me. Oh, my God. Did we show that here? I want to meet Dana White so I can go,

thank you for giving me another sport. I could watch that shit all day. The women wouldn't fuck with any of these women. Fucking bang into one of them in a nightclub, grab their ass. They'll have you on a naked choke, screaming like a bat. Is that it? Wow. Wowie, wowie.

That's Christopher Walken on SNL. Wowie, wowie. Welcome to Chris's house of pantaloons. House of pantaloons. God bless. What else? Cameo.com.

Don't forget cameo.com. You want me to roast a relative, you know, or a friend or somebody at work. It's usually somebody who likes my show. And it's a great birthday gift, I'm told. And stalking stuff. I don't know how you stick a file into a stalking. Or I can, you know, be nice and say bye to your Grammy who's got osteoporosis and cancer of the ass and eyes.

I can be nice. Anything else, Dallas? College football. Go ahead. This Saturday, it already kicked off last Saturday. Oregon, Georgia, Notre Dame, Ohio State. There you go. That's a couple of delicious. You know what's tough about... I almost feel bad for

those teams, because if you lose that one, it hurts you. You get bounced right out of the top ten sometimes. You know what I mean? It's like... Ohio State, Notre Dame. I don't remember them playing too often. And Georgia, Oregon. I'm going to go to a

local bar with the Georgians down here, watch girls chew tobacco and spit at the TV. It is tremendous. I said that on stage, remember? I was doing a gig. Oh, it was here in Georgia where that Aubrey guy got shot. New Brunswick, Georgia? Is that what it's called? Some Brunswick, Georgia. But I said that on stage. The only time where you say to a girl, are those real? And you're talking about her teeth.

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