The Nick DiPaolo Show - POC Murders Another White Woman | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1790

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Charlotte’s Mayor Defending Murderer, Another Black Thug Murders White Woman, White Privilege Debunked, Rocky Mountain High, Autopen Anxiety, Hamas Hammered and a Benchwarmer Busted!   Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NICKDIP and use code NICKDIP and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow   TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com   MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/   SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/ 

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How you doing, folks, on a Thursday. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, all these other great shows, scrolling by for free, and now you get Glenn Greenwald. First of all, it should say my entire show, shouldn't it? Andy? Scrolling by for free.

And now you get Glenn Greenwald at 7 p.m. after me. Let me tell you about Glenn Greenwald. He was a hardcore lib for years, but brilliant. Even when he was on the left, he always represented that side well. But he was smart enough to realize what a fuck. fucking farce the media is, and now he, I want to say jump sides, but he's, you know, Tucker would have him on all the time. And anyways, he's there at 7 p.m. after me.

If you want to watch it all ad free, sign up for Rumble Premium. Don't forget to download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about yeast infections and corn muffins in that order. Excuse me. I'm smoking mentholz. Only two a day. I have one with my coffee and one at night. you know like Bob Seagas said

God damn it what do you got I'll be talking about Charlotte's mayor another woman of color and a position of power that can't handle it and another black thug murders a beautiful white woman again hardly news

on the legacy news again reverse it it's all we'll be talking about which just proves again how full of shit the left is above this country being racist. It is racist. We know who the racists are and who have the real hate in their hearts. Also, white privilege debunked.

I got a clip, it's been out there for a while. This guy, he's just a regular guy, but he had enough of white privilege. And he lays it out perfectly. You probably already seen it. I don't give a shit. If you haven't, that's why I'm showing it. I don't care if only two people haven't seen it. He lays it out so well, what's wrong, and enough of that.

And that's what I'll be talking about. That's what I'll be talking about if I don't pass out. Anybody see the game last night, Bear? I can admit the NFL has been putting on a pretty good show over the first week. Vikings Bears, J.J. McCarthy. He won a national championship under Harbaugh at Michigan. He was the 10th pick last year, and he blew out his meniscus in preseason. 10th pick in the whole draft, blows out his knee.

So last night was his first start as an NFL quarterback. Vikings on the road at Bears. where he grew up, by the way, in Chicago. They show pictures of him as a kid with a Chicago bear shit on his stuff. All he wanted to be was a football player. It's amazing. Me too.

I ended up wait a second. I draw, that's me at Hooters. I drop my spoon miss. Can you get it again? So, yeah. So anyways, he had kind of a shitty first half. and Caleb Williams looked good. And then it was a total reversal at halftime.

What it looked like to me is the bears got out coached. That's what it looked like. Adjustments at halftime. And I just had this feeling because I had the Vikings, given a point in a half. But I just had this feeling they were going to, because they seemed to do it last year on a Monday night or something. I don't know.

Anyways, J.J. McCarthy is the real deal. You know, they were behind. And he just kept plugging and plugging, throwing the ball around, ran one in. And he got good legs for a white boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was a pretty good goddamn game. The college games, I read to the scores that meant nothing yesterday.

East Tennessee at Simon School for the Blind and Typing. Anyhow. So it starts all over again Thursday night, NFL College. This country is queer for football, as they say. And it's terrific. is it not what the fuck else what did I eat she wouldn't want me to say that

there are some good games this weekend yeah Georgia Tennessee Georgia Tennessee okay Wisconsin Alabama Oh those are good Clemson Georgia Tech Yeah Georgia Tech's good

All right those are good ones South Florida Miami South Florida playing another Who made this schedule out They start with three ranked teams, and they've beat the first two, folks. Oh, God, that's the one I'm circling. Absolutely. I'll be watching that at Starbucks or Panera.

Texas A&M, Notre Dame. Oh, the good one. Very good. That's what happens after you have a shitty week of Soft Sisters. All right, let's get on with it. Charlotte Mayer, everything that's wrong with Libs, I say. Don't even know if she's liberal. Guessing she's a Democrat.

She's a black woman. She's running, you know, a city. Charlotte Mayor Vi Lyles or V. Liles. How about Lyles? How about Vile? By the way, her necklace reminds me of something. Did you watch the game last night? Two guys had about, I'm not exaggerating a half million dollars

worth of diamonds around their neck. I'm guessing they were diamonds. Brothers ain't going to wear fake shit when they're making hundreds of millions of dollars. I mean, four inches worth. One guy had, what the fuck? We get it. We get it.

You really aren't breaking any stereotypes with that shit. We like shiny shit. All right, we get it. Jesus Christ. Well, not a raccoon, but I have to include that one, though. Charlotte May of Vi-Liles is coming under fire for her woke comments, calling for compassion for who? the deranged vagrant who's accused of viciously stabbing a beautiful Ukrainian refugee on a train

in her city last month. If you forget what he looks like, put his face up there. Friggin chooch, that's her and that's him. I don't want to hear about mental illness either. These people are smart enough to be able to take a train and get around the city. and shit behind the mailbox and somehow survive on the streets. I don't want to fucking hear it. If you're mentally insane, I want to see you like laying in your own shit.

That's my way you can't even function. Other than that, if you got clothes on and you're walking around amongst us, fuck you. This is a tragic, this is a quote from the mayor. This is a tragic situation

that sheds light on problems with society's safety. Right away, she's going to blaming society and not the fucking scumbag himself or his scumbag parents will never address it in this country. We'll never address black crime.

We don't have the balls to. Or address the scumbag judge. She's a friggin, we'll get to her in a second. She's a fucking mulatto. She looks white of the meat for Christ's sake. Right away, though, let's blame society. Safety nets related to mental health care on the system

that should be in place. Yeah, but if it's in place, like the republicans try to force people into institute, then you go, you're fucking crunching their freedoms. Liles wrote in a statement, and he told Joe Brunner, the reporter at the time, the Democrat added that the alleged perpetrator, the Carlos Brown Jr., the Carlos of Charlie is what it means. Charlie Brown, and I do mean Brown, appears to have suffered a crisis. Oh, is that. that what it was? He suffered a crisis. He suffered a crisis? He was sitting there going, I only have two options in life to fall asleep on this train because I'm a fucking shiftless, lazy asshole or stab a white woman of death. Suffer a crisis. We will never arrest our way out of issues such as homelessness and mental health. We're not trying to arrest

a way out, you idiot. How about not letting them back on the the street after their fucking 28th arrest or 14th. Do you hear her tone? Totally fucking clueless. She said mental health like schizophrenia, Brown was diagnosed with, needs to be treated. She's not even talking about the victim. Needs to be treated with the same compassion,

diligence, and commitment as cancer and heart disease. Yeah, you're right. I compare this kid to their little kids at the Shriner Center. How fucking embarrassing. and you're a mayor. Once again, DEI hire or blame it on,

she's probably too over DEI, affirmative action, whatever. Same as heart disease and cancer. Those who are unhoused, unhoused. Do you need to know anything more about her wokeness? I'm more frequently

the victim of crimes and not the perpetrators. Are you guys listening to this? We have him stabbing a woman to death, an innocent woman mining her business, and this douchebags focused on his problems. Mother of fucking God,

we are doomed as a species, and she's a mayor. She's actually in charge of shit. A post online read, and I quote, a woman is stabbed in the throat. Somebody pushed back, thank God. And the mayor's response

is more compassion for the attacker. That is why crime keeps winning. Whoever wrote that said. such a racist society yet every judge i see it used to just be on tv and in commercials now every judge is a mayor as a black woman or attorney general yeah and i question your ability to do the job kind of funny the country ran great when it was all white guys running it Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

If this was England, they'd be banging on my door right now with handcuffs. And that's, you know, that's headed this way if you keep letting, keep voting Democrat and whatnot. I'm incensed. This one really bothered me. I mean, this slaughter of that girl, and we're going to talk about another one today, who I haven't even heard anybody talking about, because she's in the shadow of that slaughter. But this one got to me. I thought about it.

I'm laying bed last night. I'm thinking about it when I woke up this morning. I just, I can't fucking believe that we can't come together and agree that there's no, no place. And we've got to start, I mean, I don't even know, I don't know how you deter something like that. But the fact that a mayor of a major city is more worried about him is just every reason why you Democrats of getting your asses handed to you. See, you don't have just ABC, NBC and CBS anymore. We have something called the fucking internet. You've been exposed.

And as long as you've got the AOCs of the world and the Bernie Sanders and the fucking the squad running, you guys are, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're. You're cooked. Because the people that you supposedly have compassion for, black and brown people who live in bad neighborhoods, who you've been using since slavery. My wife's reading all these books about, she's reading me passages, and the Democrats back then,

right after the slaves were free, were trying to use them. They wouldn't let anybody who fought on the Confederate side vote, but they wanted to give, they were coming down to the north to convince black people to vote. Who could hardly speak? This is in the 18, fucking 60s, for Christ's sake.

It hasn't changed in Inclan. Oh, my God. Anyways, I thought I'd open with something light. How was that? It is just so pure. What if that's somebody's sister? Somebody's, that's a relative. And you see that clip?

And I know you've got to stop it out of respect for the family, the clip. I understand that. But do you understand if you showed it? Maybe. I guess it wouldn't have a difference to the fucking idiots on the left. Just how gross that is and how insane. Anyways, ladies, no headphones anywhere in public. Sorry. And unfortunately, yeah, don't dress provocatively.

I know that. I'm with you. Should be able to dress any way you want. But I'm just saying not as long as we have Dems running cities. And that goes for all women of all color. Just be careful. fucking psychotics out there, and I'm one of them. Where's my spork?

All right. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. By the way, if that bothers you, that's Senator Byrd. Former Klansman and senator in the Democrat Party. So just remember that. In our RTR segment tonight, reverse the race is a beloved ex-Vet veterinarian. And it says, that says, veterinary.

That's not a word, is it? Veterinary, veterinary professor. Anyways, works with animals. Was hacked to death. I don't, and it says hacked, so I'm going. But then the article said stabbed. But what's the difference? While walking her dog in an Alabama park, excuse me,

where she took her pet to exercise almost every day. The killer stole her truck and fled but was caught by cops a short distance away the very next day. The body of Dr. Julie Garde

Shunel and that blonde hair and blue eyes just make them go crazy. They used to push my wife off the sidewalk in L.A. I'm not fucking shitting you. 59 years old, former professor of large animal medicine at Auburn University's College of Veterinary Medicine

was discovered in a wooded area of Kiesel Park in Auburn on Saturday afternoon. She had driven to the park with her dog in a Red Ford F-150 pickup truck. This sounds like a fucking country song, only with a horrible ending. The pup stuck by his owner's body and was found unharmed. Is that a set?

Picture that. Picture that. Harold Rashad Dabney the third. So that's the third generation of this scum. Look at his eyes. As dumb as a bag of hammers. Just look at him. I don't feel anything, man.

From Montgomery was arrested. and charged with a capital murder. Take your sticking paws off me. Looks like a genius, doesn't he? There's something wrong with the black man mine. There's something wrong with it mine. He's being held without bond at the Lee County Jail. Wow.

I'm surprised. Yeah. News of Chanel's killing left the local community stunned with locals and even state reps paying tribute to her. There's her family that she left behind. She's walking her friggin' dog. And he takes the truck.

Why didn't you just take the truck? Oh, I see. And this is the other thing the media never reports. That goes down as a robbery, you know. Why don't you just take the truck? Oh, that's right, because this is a hate crime. You hate Whitey and you killed her. That simple.

Clang. Fuck through process. And they're sitting there calling Trump a dictator and all. Think about this. He's coming to our city and, oh, no. They're out there marching while white women are being fucking slotted. Just let that sink in. Keep voting Democrat, you jerk off.

Not you. Obviously, you're watching the show. You're obviously, you know what, Presbyterian. What? Chanel was regularly seen in Kiesel Park and it's accompanying dog park, which is a popular spot for Auburn's veterinary students.

Her former student said, Ashley Rudder. It's just breaking my fucking, you can tell. She was just well-liked. But what's more sickening again? I didn't bother checking the, I didn't do any analysis

of how the legacy media covered it. Because they didn't touch the other one, the beautiful Ukrainian girl was stabbed to death on the train. They didn't go near that one. I haven't seen anything on this one anyway. And this one has hardly got mentioned. It's like, you know, it's like

when, I don't know, Michael Jackson died than somebody else famous died. Who's going to get the ink? But this is too wet. Just think about it. If reverse the fucking show me the equivalent of this on tape. Show me two white guys

slaughtering innocent black women. Since this country is loaded with clansmen and racist and white supremacy, how stupid are you fucking people that vote Democrat? Honestly. They won't touch it. And she's going, uh, mental illness. Fuck mental illness.

As my dad. said, when a dog's mentally ill or crazy, they still put it down when to kill somebody or bite somebody. Are you comparing people to dogs? Yeah, I am. That's what people the ASPCA do. They fucking treat them like babies and shit. So there you go. I am fucking, the murder's about enough, but the lack of coverage, it just speaks volumes about how little they give a shit the media and the left you got an evil streak in you

I don't think that's hyperbole at this point especially the Democrat Party and the people bail reform and all the people that have died because of that shit why are they not hanging wow you're just saying it

because you're pretty blonde white woman yeah because that doesn't happen that often in the white community. So, yeah, it is an anomaly. And I know there's black people, by the way, and I'll say it again, not that I have to, obviously. And the majority of black people, a good people, obviously.

There's always a small segment of every population. But in this case, that small segment has been doing this forever. And the media has been ignoring it forever and flaming, fanning the flames of racial tension by cherry-picking stories, the ones that fit there and that. That's why it's different. Anyhow,

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Henry, you don't say too much. What's my... Just listening. He's gone. They're all gone. They're all going. All my idols, this is how I know I'm on deck. all my idols

sports idols some of them not idols but obviously big names Davy Johnson of the Mets 86 who destroyed our Red Sox and that horrible Bill Buckner thing

Buckner's gone died a long time ago who else do we just Leroy Jordan of the Cowboys these are like Hall of Fame big name and I'm forgetting lately they've been dropping like

Who the hell else? Ken Dryden, the goalie for the Canadians? Let me tell you about Kenny Dryden. You went to Cornell, big white smart fella. He was a lawyer after it and got into government. Brilliant guy. He was like the first goalie. He was like 6'4.

Now they're all 6'4. But he's stuck out like a... He comes up in 1971, 72, I think, as a rookie. The Canadian's goalie was out. They bring him up out of Cornell against the Boston Bruins that year who had set the record... They set every record in hockey

as far as offense. They were scoring. You couldn't stop the big, bad Bruins. This prick comes up and stones us. I know you guys don't give a shit, but it's like a childhood rape for me. It traumatized me. I'm still dabbling in heroin because of Kendrodden.

Still remember it. Fucking me and my brother being in shock because they were favored to, you know, and we could never beat the Canadians in the 70s. But he stood on his head. But a nice Canadian, 78, that's not it. You've got to get to 80. I say that now, but I woke up yesterday, I go, I hope I die in a week because my hips hurt.

You know, there's pellets I get in my ass. Let me tell you a little story. You know, I get to, it's called, you know what, testosterone therapy. And the doctor makes a little incision. I've talked about this before. And he sticks a, you know, like a straw in there. and then he feeds the pellets like he's loading a musket, you know. And if I'm lucky and he's a good mood, he'll tickle my balls all he's down there.

But he puts a man in, I don't know how many. I thought he said like eight or ten. I always thought it was like three. And the first time I had that done, and I've told the story before, but you guys might be new. The first time I had it done, me and my wife, I left the doctor's office. We went and had lunch right here and said. Savannah. And then we went to a car dealership. I think her car was in a shop. And she goes, hey, your pants are wet in the back. And she touches it and it's his blood on her hands.

Why am I telling this without the pictures? I get the funniest pictures. I'll show them tomorrow. Remind me. Anyways, I was bleeding through my pants. I take my pants off. I mean, it looked like somebody stabbed me with a, you know. Not a blood stain. They were soaked through. It's like I had red underwear on. And then we get in the car and there's blood all over the seats. Looks like a crime scene on the ID network. And so I had to go back to the doctor and his eyes got this big. But it was no big deal. So I've had, I've been doing that now for what, four or five years, maybe, I don't know. And yeah, so a couple days ago, wife's like, there's a little blood coming through you. And yeah, but it's, that was a week ago.

Don't, it's coming out of my ass cheek, not the hole, don't be gross, okay? It's another time of the month, we know that. Anyways, so, yeah, so now, but now it looks a little lumpy. It's a little swollen and a little lumpy and you can almost feel the pellets. I don't know if my ass rejected them. My ass rejects a lot of stuff, usually dick. pellets. He's a good guy.

It's actually my wife gynecologist. I always have to bust his balls. I go, when's the last time you saw my wife's tits? Probably before I did, right? I go like this. I was thinking about that. He's seen all of my wife. I still say that's a farce.

I'm telling you, some horny guy with acne, went to an Ivy League school, couldn't get laid. His life depended on and said, I'm going to pretend I'm a doctor chucking out. And your girls are still falling for it, thank God. I know it's complicated because you have babies and you pee out of there and people go camping in there. I know there's a lot of shit.

I know it's very complicated as opposed to a penis. Somebody used to have a great bit on him, Boston, said, it's like lifting the hood of a Porsche when you look at a woman's private. Ours is like, I don't know, fucking unicycle or something. I think it was funnier than that, a pinto, whatever. All right. Let's move on. I'm babbling. That's the caffeine. White privilege debunked beautifully. Now, I'll tell you beforehand, like, this has been out there for a while, I'm pretty sure. And you've probably seen it. But if you haven't, I watched it again and said, this has to be seen by everybody. This guy blows a hole in the concept of white privilege. And this should be mandatory, in my opinion, at every high school, every college. Never mind the indoctrination shit. This should be played. for everybody.

That's Trish Reagan, I think her name is, of Fox News. And so she played it recently, but I believe it's been out there for a while. But listen to this working class guy, lay it down better than any politician could. He should be writing for Trump. But listen to him, debunk white privilege. This post is going viral, and I'll tell you, this guy's right. So sick and tired of hearing about privilege. Privilege isn't being white.

Privilege is living in government housing and calling people oppressors while they pay your bills. Get it? I'm done pretending that any of this bull's make sense. You want to talk about privilege? You want to talk about real privilege? Real privilege is wearing $200 sneakers when you haven't worked a day in your life. Privilege is walking around with $300 beats headphones while you're living on food stamps, but you're on public assistance. And it's paid for by people who wake up and grind every day. Privilege is having the latest smartphone with unlimited data and having zero idea where the bill goes.

because somebody else is always picking up the tab. Privilege is being able to protest every little thing that offends you without worrying about calling and sick to work because you don't have a fucking job. Privilege is being able to cheat, lie, fail over and over again in life and still get bailed out while people who play by the rules get punished. That's privilege. This isn't about race.

This isn't about class. This is about accountability. We've got a culture that rewards victimhood and demonizes work ethic and responsibility. Meanwhile, the people holding everything together for the rest of society, they get taxed into the fucking ground. their businesses get choked by regulation and they get personally vilified for speaking up and saying that this is full. You want to talk about privilege? Then start with the people who've never paid

the price but who also scream the loudest. Because they've never had to build anything. They've never had to defend anything. They've never had to carry any real weight. And the reason they get away with it, it's because we don't live in a society of strong men anymore. No, that's been dismantled on purpose over the last 50 years because a society of strong men would never put up with any of this bull and that's exactly why they came after us first. Pretty powerful. Thank you, Dallas. You are correct, sir.

Try arguing with any of that. Basically, the white working class guy gets stepped. Rich, rich people who own business, they know how to get around taxes. Poor people don't have to pay taxes. They get shit handed to them. It's the middle class. Like he said, the people that get up and grind

every day. You know? man did he lay that out white privilege think about it and that's the difference people in the media you know they don't realize that see that shit on the internet means more than your

your segment on MSNBC the opening 10 minutes how Trump is a dictator and shit because they can relate to that and it's because of the internet that you guys have been debunked we ain't going back to what it was we can't go back you're never going to go back to a woke world

There's no way that's going to fucking happen, in my opinion. Who knows? I don't know. Like, A's could take over. He just did a good Paul Lent. I don't know. So true, though. Reminds me of a bronch tale when De Niro plays a bus driver

and he's trying to teach his son. His son's in love with idolizes this mobster, a Thai mobster in the neighborhood and shit. And it's one where he's lecturing him. lecturing his son. He goes, he's not the tough guy. You know, the tough guy is the guy that gets up and goes to work every day for 40 years to the same stinking job. That's the tough guy. Great message. I'd still rather be the more upset. Anyways, listen, I'm a grease ball. No. But great money. And pay your taxes. You get pounded on the most. And they know it. And they went, like he said, that was a great point. And society doesn't have any more real men. And he goes, that was intense. And he goes, that was intense. intentional too. Absolutely. It's why they went after a white, straight male. And it's why they hate Trump someone.

I've been saying this forever about Trump. Straight alpha male, blonde hair, blue-eye, Christian billionaire. He is the devil incarnate to them. Their fucking hatred of him is so irrational. It's insane. You see, people you think are sane. Then they go to like Patty Lepaunt, whoever name is the Queen of Broadway. She's been star for years.

And somebody asked her a couple days ago, what if Trump shows up when you're going to, he better not because I won't fucking perform. And the guy interviewing goes, why not? Because I hate the motherfucker. That's what she said. But see, you should do a follow-up question. What do you hate about it?

Dig deep. What do you hate? The low taxes, the safer neighborhoods. What do you hate about them? Grill them. and then take a big shit in your hand and throw it at them when you leave. That's right.

You hear that? There was no chihuahua, my friend. All right, let's go on to Rocky Mountain High. I thought I'd throw this in to lighten the mood. This made me laugh. Four hikers who admitted to taking psychedelic mushrooms were rescued in New York's Catskill Mountains after becoming disoriented.

and straying off the trail that happened to me in the woods of Westchester two miles from my house it's a place with marked trees and and you know i get fucking lost in there it's starting to get dark i'm going oh fuck this is embarrassing can't be more than four miles from my house but i'm in the woods and i wandered off the trail or whatever the fuck and then i'm getting nervous and I don't know and then some way I find my way back and I look up and there's like a billboard on a highway 10 feet away

I said to my wife I was ready to I was ready to kill a deer and gut it and then hide in it like that movie with Brad Pitt or whatever the fuck it was we know a kid walks by you kid walks by with a balloon in his mother

what's that guy doing stupid guinea he lives near us hey you need a ride fella anyways so they get all fucked up of mushrooms it's a second case this year in new york's popular mountain areas the group called for help around i wonder if they forgot the mushrooms right in the woods the group called for help around 5 p.m. on august 29th when one member suffered a debilitating high that's known as a bad trip books according to the state department of environmental conservation that's DEC.

Forest Rangers and the Pine Hill Fight Department located the group at about 6.45 p.m. Less than a thousand feet from the marked trail. God, they sound like me. Yeah, you know you're not that lost

when I can smell hot dogs from the 7-Eleven. You know, it's like, what the fuck? The four men are in their 20s and one hiker was in the fetal position unable to communicate. Oh, grown man. Another one, one hike was hallucinating about a bridge that did not exist.

A bridge too far. Forest Ranger Russell Martin told Fox News, psychedelic mushrooms, also known as magic mushrooms, contain Silasibon. Silas Ibin. Silasibin. psilocybin, psilocybin. It's psilocybin.

Bill Hicks fucking lived on these mushrooms. He has some great stories. Google Bill Hicks and psilocybin mushrooms and shit. He said they get pulled over. Him and his friends are doing mushrooms. They get pulled over by the cops. Cops gets out of his car.

He's walking. He goes, we're all looking at him in this little side view mirror. How big is he? He's tiny. hallucinogen that alters brain chemistry and can trigger vivid hallucinations, a warped sense of time in rapid mood swings. Silas Sibbon, that's all, folks. Silocybin mushrooms are illegal in New York, unless you're getting them on a large raise original. The men were hiking in the giant ledge area of the Slide Mountain wilderness, about 80 miles southwest of all

I think I did a gig there in a men's room. In May, two hikers in the Adirondack Mountains. It's beautiful up there. Upstate New York is gorgeous, actually. In the northeastern part of New York State near Lake Placid, there I did do a gig. Oh, can you imagine? I say life goes by fast, but when I think of that,

that seems like four lifetimes ago. I was doing it right after, I was doing Lake Placid, you know, not right after the Lake Placid Olympics are in the 80s, but it was, Around 89 and 90, I was up there. And I was running around that track that was still there from the Olympics. Oh, and I'm just lonely and it's hot. I don't want to do this anymore. Good night.

Anyways, called authorities to report that a member of the hiking party had died. This was a few years ago. It turned out they had taken hallucinogenic mushrooms and were mistaken. He wasn't dead. He was just fucked up. Shut up, whore. I took some. I've told this on the show before.

About five, six, I can't keep track at the time. I'm saying five, could be nine. Foxwoods. I was up there with a kid who was opening a fee with a funny young kid from Long Island, Irish last name, that's all I remember. And I was so bored after the show, I go, yeah, fuck it, because I've been hearing about mushrooms forever. And I guess these might, we might, I guess we didn't take enough or whatever.

But I was, I did what people told me. I'd be laughing at everything, which I was. I was giggling like a little girl and everything. And we were walking around looking at the, you know, the planetarium stars. They have at Foxwoods that make the ceiling look like the sky. And we were giggling. And I told you, the one thing I did hallucinate a little bit, I was looking at a slot machine.

It was Jurassic Park. And I thought I saw the dinosaur go like this. So we bolted. and got a pizza at Pepe's which is like the best pizza in the world and giggled through that so I don't know a lot of people throw up on them

and I'm guessing I would have too if they had a real kick to him there's a great episode of Sopranos where Tony takes peyote in the desert with his hot chick when a Christopher's old girlfriend's or whatever after Christopher dies spoiler alert and he goes out there

there and takes fucking peyote that's why the show is so you got a mobster a fucking Italian mobster alpha male to the 12 power but a suburban family guy on mushrooms with a chick half his age

and they show him I think he threw up and then he goes I get it! Whatever the fuck it's so fucking great you said you took him at Dallas you didn't didn't no Dallas says he didn't feel

only thing, then he looked at the package and said Shataki on it. He goes, my friend's eyes got a little slanted. I started talking to Mandarin, and they were delicious. I'll tell you, it is delicious. I buy those giant portabella mushrooms. You know, they're like five, six inches in diameter. And I have one of those grills, kitchen grills. It's almost like a George Farmergerow.

You close the four or five minutes. It's like eating steak. Phenomenal. Those fucking grills are great for shit like that. That and I put lasagna in there. No. Anyways, let's get on to Autopanxiety. Nick loves his alliteration.

House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer, Republican Kentucky. I say, I make fun of guys like this. He's designated by the Republicans to make us Republicans believe that they're actually pushing back against the left-wing machine. Who was the last guy that did it? It was always like the guy from Ohio, who he's still like Jim Jordan. It's always one of those guys or anyways, his panel's wrapping up an investigation into President Joe Biden's use of the auto pen after a new report reveal concerns raised with the former administration. Did you hear that? The former administration itself, people in Biden's

administration, are raising concerns about how the auto pen was used. I'm going to find out what that hell happened here. New records reveal President Biden's own administration raised concerns about auto pen use to grant thousands of pardons. This is a historic scandal with massive repercussions. You would think so, wouldn't you? You would think, again, we should call reverse politics, a new segment. Reverse the parties. Just think about that. If this was Trump and whatever,

for some reason, he was ill. This guy wasn't ill. This guy wasn't there. It really is. It should be a biggest scandal as anything that ever happened. And we'll explain why. As President Biden declined, his aides carried out executive actions without his approval. That's the key. by the way, casting doubt on the legitimacy of thousands of pardons and other executive actions.

Here's constitutional attorney Mark Smith weighing in. That's him on the right with those glasses that usually make girls assholes. Go ahead. Some of these people, DOJ said, were murderers. They were not nonviolent folks as the president said that they were. And that really stuck out to me. Let's play this from Lydia Moynihan who talked about this, one of the contributors here at Fox. You're talking about almost 4,500 pardons that were issued. And to some of them, it was murderers. It was violent criminals. It was people with violent drug histories. They weren't vetting any of those folks who were being pardoned. Again, that raises concerns about who these people are, whether they deserve to be free. And so I think we need answers

about who was released, why they were released, and who ultimately is responsible for it. Mark, your reaction. Well, look, the Department of Justice works for the President of the United States. They're not an independent branch of government. So at the end of the day, whether or not the Department of Justice is directly involved or not, with the pardon process really doesn't matter. If the president wants to give someone a pardon for grand clemency, he has the authority to do so, which goes back to, did Joe Biden really sign off on this or not?

Now, usually the Department of Justice is involved. They put together the paperwork. They put together the documents for the president to sign. But the fact that they didn't do it, arguably, doesn't change the legal nature of this. At the end of the day, did Joe Bind sign off on these or not? Unbelievable. Do you understand? And if it was his handlers, these radical leftists, you know they were letting out the worst or whatever.

4,500. He signed the most. He didn't sign the most. his administration did the most pardons ever, of course. Axios, which is a piece of shit, political publication, reported over the weekend that senior Department of Justice officials flagged issues with Biden's clemency process

in his final days in office, his own people. Biden approved nearly 2,500 commutations on January 17th, just days before leaving the White House. They would probably just hand them and he go, what is this? Oh, this is a letter to your wife at your anniversary. What are we doing? What's going on right now? Just sign it and shut up, stupid.

Setting a record for most clemency orders ever granted by a U.S. President, more than $4,200 in total, the most ever in a single day. We know he had nothing to do with it because it would taste at least five hours to sign $4,200, and he ain't up that long. The next day, DOJ ethics lawyer Bradley Weisenheimer. No. Weinsheimer. Weinchimer.

Reportedly wrote in a memo, and I quote, unfortunately, and despite repeated requests and warnings, we are not afforded a reasonable opportunity to vet and provide input on those you are considering. They're admitting. Noting that at least one murderer granted clemency had been flagged by the DOJ, he added. He says, I have no idea if the president was aware of these backgrounds

when making clemency decisions. The New York Post First reported details of that memo. Meanwhile, Axios reported that a Department of Justice pardon attorney took issue with the White House lawyers asking the department

to not solicit views of murder victims, families of multiple death row inmates if it had not already done so. In other words, we don't want to stir up a bees nest, including people who sentences Biden

commuted as well. Folks, he wasn't running the government, and not just for, not just for this little situation, it's the biggest, and again, because the libs or the left has 90% of the media tied up, but that can't be an excuse anymore. The Axios, because of the internet, you know what I'm saying? The Axios report further revealed that Biden, White House staff secretary, Steph Feldman, repeatedly sought clarity on the auto pen process. In one January 16th email,

she asked for details on drug-related clemency orders approved by then chief of staff, Jeff Zinz, Zanx. After being asked to use Autopen on an executive order, Feldman reportedly wrote, why did we get Biden's, when did he, no, she wrote, when did we get Biden's approval of this?

Ah, hush, hush, we didn't. Look, that's the chief of staff. Guys, and it wasn't this auto pen. I mean, that's huge in itself. But the fact that there were people you didn't vote for running the country and making decisions that affect your lives and my lives. It's insane.

I got to hand it to the left. They just fucking piss on the constant. Whatever. Shoot first, ask questions later. And they, I hear them on TV going, You've got to learn to fight like the Republicans do dirty. And I'm sitting and go, what the fuck are you watching? Show me the equivalent.

January 6th, oh, that's right. January 6th, that uprising, when nobody was, only one person was killed and it was a Trump supporter and female veteran. You mean that one? What did they call January 6th? What's the term? The insurrection. Yeah, the insurrection where there was one gun

and nobody was charged with insurrection, I don't think. Just let that sink in. And the 40,000 hours of footage that Tucker released of Capitol Police literally letting them tour the building and they still have the balls

to bring that up. It's just it's frightening how retarded that side is. I know you're tired of hair in it. Tough shit. Change it. channel. Oh yeah, this isn't TV. Click you click. Click the mouse. Yank the dolphin. Do what you got to do? Anyways, let's move on to Hamas Hammered, and I don't mean with mushrooms. I had to follow this one because, and again, I know there's people out there to get mad at me.

My fans go, what are you defending the Jews? Look, I'm like I said, the last time, the lesser of two evils. And I'm sorry. I just, you know, I don't see the Jews stoning women to death and cutting hands off and shooting people, you know, honor killings. I don't see that. So, sure, they whack us on Wall Street and run our banks, but, you know, if they're smarter than we are, like I said, that's our problem. But anyways, after October 7th, when Netanyahu said, you know, I knew he wasn't going to stop. and he's not. This thing kind of get pushed to the side

because of Ukraine and all that shit, but it's still festering. There's still hundreds of thousands of misplaced people and shit. And they're still chasing some heads of Hamas that actually helped plan October 7th. Joint statement from the IDF

that's the Israeli Defense Force spokesperson and the Shinbet spokesperson. The IDF and Shinbet through the Air Force carried out a targeted strike against the top leadership of the Hamas. terrorist organization you know them people hates Jews hate shoes that's a door of me

and the wife are looking at it lows that looks like the bathroom door after I exit that's what's left to not go in there the leadership members who were targeted and remember Netanyahu saying I remember him saying it like the day after we will chase down the people who are going to this. We will chase you to the end. And he said he wouldn't stop and he's not. The leadership members who were targeted led the terrorist

organization's activities for years. So they're going after the brass. They already whacked a lot of them. Are directly responsible for carrying out October 7 massacre and managing the war against the state of Israel. Before the strike measures

were taken to minimize harm to uninvolved civilians. And again, another reason why I lean a little towards I don't I don't think Hamas does that they don't say

Jews were going to bomb get out in five minutes I don't think they provide aid to you know so fuck off including the use of precise weaponry

people are pissed because they drag us into wars I understand that it's a legitimate beep precise weaponry and additional intelligence information

the IDF and Shinbet will continue Shinbet sounds like a new sponsor of our show sports fans it's the fall you got hockey NBA sign up for shin bet

use discount discount code Hamas 50 write that down it's a beauty the IDF and shinbet will continue to act decisively to defeat the Hamas terrorist organization

responsible for the October 7th massacre we have a little bit of video of the I wanted to show this because it's not too often again thank God for the internet and phone cell phones that you guys get to experience

fucking bombs landing near you without being at risk now I'm turning into Dr. Melphy shrink when her shrink goes to her he goes what the fuck was her name he goes why do people go on

roller coasters, to experience the thrill and the danger without having to suffer any consequences. That's the shit I remember, not how to change the oil. Anyways, this would make you fucking, I love the, I love how Hamas and the palace, you know, they're all fucking alpha blood and whatever, and then the bombs start dropping, and they run like the Osmans. Oh my God. Oh my God. Something deep for me

what you. Oh my God. You didn't hear any of that. She was going, oh, my God, my God, they never say God. It's probably an Irish girl on vacation. Fucking Airbnb, Airbnb. Ow, my ass is starting to hurt. Yeah.

Anyways, oh, my ass is starting to hurt. Had a nickel every time I heard that after a party. You hear that? That was a rim shot from Alabama. Sounded like flipper. Benchwormer busted. What the hell's that about? North Dakota State University football player was kicked off the team

after he was allegedly caught stealing a designer bag filled with high-end valuables, including a pricey Rolex watch during a wild Fourth of July boat outing in Minnesota. Me being the racist that I am, I went, oh, we know what color this guy is. Yeah, sure do, Nick. He's an Italian.

Remember, I'm 1% more Irish. That's convenient to bring up. William Afratoloni. There he is. Another happy guinea. You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. I do you a favor by putting your son in starting safety. He runs a 5-2-40.

Let's talk business. You put him in because the Coal Alley family is banked. rolling the uh william frateloni 20 is doing court later this week on accusations he swiped the designer bag filled with more than 270,000 worth of belongings who carries that around in a bag who should door sanders no including a 228,000 Rolex and 25,000 worth of limited edition clothing the disgrace corner is a cornerback I was only kidding is the second player to be booted from the Division I team, they just moved up to Division I. These guys win the national championship like every year, and they're really good.

In the last year, following in his teammate, Jaden Pickett's, I know I wasn't completely wrong. Following in his teammate, Jaden Pickett's footsteps, who after the linebacker, excuse me. Jaden Pickett's footsteps after the linebacker, was sentenced to three years in prison for accidentally firing a gun inside a home while threatening another athlete last September. Prison? That's a little. Probably wasn't supposed to have the gun. He don't look happy. Pickett and Fratolone had been involved in a physical

altercation slash argument with another athlete who ran track at the university before the gunfire erupted. The branded dispatch reported. The frantic victim explained that he was storied. wearing his bag in a secure cabin aboard his friend's boat, but that it went missing while they were dining on land. Fratelloni somehow wound up on the boat as well, though it's unclear how he knew the others on board. He tried to enter Maynard's at the restaurant with a bag, but was stopped by employees because of their strict bag policy.

You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. Oh, my God. I know even, I understand you're on a boat. They have, whatever, probably have safes. It's a big, you know, whatever. Who carries that type of? I know. And I asked that question after watching a football game last night where two players,

they must have had a half million to a million dollars worth of diamonds around their necks. I swear to God. I'm just guessing. Could have been more, could have been less. But they were diamonds because the brothers aren't going to wear cubic zirconium, whatever the fuck that is. You know what I'm saying? And they're wearing it while they're playing.

I don't understand. I used to wear a nice Italian pepper. No, I didn't stop. Anyways, I had to report that because, look, we bust black people's balls when they get caught stealing shit. It's about time that Guinea gets his name called on. That's it, folks. It's a frigging one-hour show.

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