The Nick DiPaolo Show - POTUS To Reward Teen Lifeguard | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1929

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Hero Lifeguard Update, Lyin Bryan is Cryin, Hot Chick Bangs Teen, Fembot Fears In NY Schools, 1st Amnd Attacked In NY, Mass Shooter Stopped and Leprosy's Comeback! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Hi. Welcome to the live lineup, folks, where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch AdFreig, join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. Today I'll be trying to talk when I get this thing in my mouth. I left the other one what I'm supposed to use. I left the house and I forgot it. And I have this one in the car.

And this one is an instant lisp. I'll be talking about the Harold Lowe. lifeguard. Remember I said he deserves some ink? Well, guess what? He got it from the president himself. We'll get to a story we didn't get through yesterday. Oh my God. I'm going to have to pull this fucking thing. Lion Brian is crying. That's Brian Colberg, the fucking killer who thinks he deserves to, you know, have an appeal and get let off. After, you know, we got another hot teacher banging a teen and I don't see how it's rape. Somebody can convince me. Maybe she can come to my house.

Fembot fears in New York City. That's right. We have feminist robot teachers. I'll be getting off this ride just the right time. And a lot of other horse shit. Red Sox stunk last night against the A's, who were about 15 games under 500, but they have decent pitching.

And Sox bats went dead until they're the ninth inning, and they made a game of it. But P-Fucking you on them. I know. That's about it. Three o'clock. Not three o'clock tomorrow. Yeah, I got to get a blood culture to see if the, that's it. Okay.

Find that in you snatch. What? Lifeguard getting recognition for saving, not just the one kid we showed yesterday, which was unbelievable. Apparently he saved a couple others that day, that nobody even bothered. mention it. Trump says a California teen who repeatedly disappeared beneath the crashing waves while saving a child showed extraordinary courage worthy of national recognition. I would think so.

And he's going to have him at the, you know, he's going to have him at the whatever, the next big speech. I think he's actually going to get a civilian medal for that. And why shouldn't he? You know, most of his friends are on Facebook trying to overrun a grocery store or something I didn't even know I had that let's take a look at some video to refresh your memory of what he did yesterday or a couple days ago I should say

and by the way this is after somebody else got involved but he went out and got the kid like I told you and are you shit me? That kid would be gone he would have been long gone before this kid was actually paying attention. He must not have a cell phone. And yes. So like I said, somebody should

he should be on all the morning shows and whatnot. And probably won't be now that Trump has put a stamp of approval on him. Trump on Tuesday praised the teenage lifeguard who went viral after rescuing a young boy from towering waves in Santa Cruz, California, saying he wants to invite the teen to the White House and potentially award him a high civilian honor.

The lifeguard identified his 16-year-old writer on social media was captured in a heart-stopping video Saturday, battling massive surfers. He repeatedly disappeared beneath the crashing waves while maintaining a relentless grip on the child he was rescuing. Trump said, we're going to bring this heroic young man and his family into the White House with perhaps the boy he saved

to give him a high civilian. honor. Very brave. He deserves it. Trump said in the power. It's funny though. Then I read they go, they asked the mother or the father if they were going to, if they would do that. And it was like kind of a undecided answer. They said, we'll see or something like that. So the fuck knows how they vote. But I don't think they deny the kid that. Then again, who am I kidding. But yes, and that's not the only life he saved that day. Apparently two other people and people on line are gone, why would you be swimming in waves like that in the first place? It wasn't like that. A lot of adults got caught off guard, they said, because it can change

like that in some areas. And this was one of them. So, but of course, everybody has to fucking instead of focusing on the good, let's attack the parents, you know, who weren't watching the kid and blah, blah, blah. Maybe they were. Maybe it doesn't have parents. I don't fucking know, but a civilian award is due, no doubt about it. You know who else you get one?

Lion Brian, stop crying Colberg. This is a scumbag. As long as this story's in the news, I'm going to go back to it, because of all the scumbags in prison all over the country. I want this guy to die first. He now claims he's innocent

and wants to withdraw his guilty plea. Isn't that great you live in a country where you can do that? Isn't it fucking amazing? He could be in fucking Iran and he'd be, you know, already executed. By the way, Iran executed

two young men yesterday that supposedly helped during the protest. They hid two cops. Not two cops. They hid two people that were involved in organizing it. So they were hanged yesterday. So, you know, again, they're living in 4,000 BC. Anyways, he withdrew his guilty plea a year after he admitted to butchering for University

Idaho. Gee, he doesn't look creepy or anything, does he? What a fucking piece of shit. You know who he looks like? In my book, and I talk about the Meldens, the crazy family across the street, I mean literally, mentally ill. There's a guy Ernie who rides his daughter's bike around and who lives in a trailer with his daughter

in between two houses that he built by hand and that falls apart every time there was a wind. That's what he looks like. That's a young version of Ernie. I shouldn't say the last guy's name, even though he's probably dead by now, I hope. But that's what he looks like. And anyways, Kohlberg at 31 claims he was duped

into agreeing to a guilty plea deal because of false promises and blatant disinformation, he told the New York Times, and the New York Times probably goes, you know, you're right, but I say, I think he got it. He said he filed a petition challenging his conviction and insisted on his absolute claim of innocence. A mountain of evidence ties Colberger to the murders of Madison Mogan, Kaylee Goncal-Kalves. Zana, Kurnoodle, and Kurnodl and Ethan Chapin.

He was asked multiple times during his plea hearing in June of 2025 whether he admitted to the crimes and he said yes. Isn't it great? So who gave him the disinformation? His representation, I guess. Is that only way you can

he's saying his lawyers did a bum job? I don't know. But I think it's just another way to get a day out of the cell or whatever. he'll be back in court in a fake suit. The deal gave Coburg of four consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole,

which again, I say is better than the death penalty, because they were already harassing him when he was not even convicted yet. The other criminals were yelling shit into the ducks and shit in the middle of the night. And he's like a real fidgety guy who has to sleep

at a certain time, and they were just fucking torturing him mentally. And I think that's great. I should go on for were four life sentences. But it spared him from the possibility of death by firing squad. If he had been convicted by a jury, they should, I think they should kill him like this. Why does that remind me of, I don't know, me playing pawn hockey? That's how they should do it.

And they should do that again. Paperview before a UFC thing or in between the UFC fight. This should be on the undercard. Because it's not going to be a deterrent until everybody in the country sees it. That's how it works, you know. I don't think he should be able to see, you know, that's fine. If you're going to kill him, not the chair, not an injection, that, well, he's alive, I mean, and we all get to watch. You do that, and I'm for a death penalty.

It also meant he would have to explain, end quote, why he committed the cold-blooded crime, because he didn't have to. Under his arrangement, plea deal, he didn't have to say he, why he did it. I'm not sure why that is. A critic said, what's it matter? I guess. Critic said that the plea also meant Colberger. A criminology PhD student at the nearby

Washington State University did not have to explain why he targeted his young victim. Want me explain it for you? He saw girls like that all the time in high school and shit. They didn't give them two looks or two whatever. And it's just all envy and spite. and that's how some people are.

I know a famous person who I know, comedian, probably not what you're thinking of, but when I first went to New York, I'd hang out with this guy, and every time he saw a good-looking couple, he goes, I hate those fucking people. And I'd go, what do you mean? They were eating dinner, and he goes,

I just fucking hate him. And I go, why? I mean, I hate everybody. too, but as you I'm like, I just don't like fucking guys like that and then I would bust his balls and yeah, because that guy can get that girl and you never could

and you couldn't now. That's why you fucking hate him. Just say it. Which to me sums up America right now. Envy is the worst of all the things. That one in sloth, whatever that is. Eating too much? I don't know. Dallas, what sloths do you know? It's a religious term. Laisiness.

Laisiness. There you go. Well, I'm slothful. As for overturning his own admission, Idaho court rules say a valid plea agreement must show the, here's the word that sounds like they made up, voluntariness of the plea.

You see how they split hair so they can keep the ball in the air and make more money? It has to show the voluntary. What were they, holding a gun to his head? When he pleaded guilty, were they twisting his arm? What does that fucking mean? That sounds like a made-up word. Likewise, landmark Supreme Court cases,

including 1985 Hill v. Lockhart, set a precedent for throwing out guilty plea deals if defendants can prove they agreed to it because of bad advice from ineffectual counsel. So that's what I'm guessing. That's what this is about, because he said he got misinformation. I'm guessing about the legal system.

right and bad advice so why don't why don't they all do that they probably do I don't even know it's just another way for lawyers to make more fucking money he admitted it's talk about splitting hairs holy fucking huh anyways November 5th I'll be at the punchline in Atlanta I know it seems a while away but you know how that works the next night I'll be at the river casino in Philly on November 6th and then the 7th at sold Joles in Potsdale, Pennsylvania. Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets now before they are sold out. When you're at the merchandise, I mean, when you're at the website, go to the merchandise page.

When you buy merchandise, it supports this show. We get hats, hoodies, t-shirts, you know, wear it around people that fucking hate the way you think. It's a lot of fun. And they'll try slapping it off your head. next thing you know there's a brawl at thanksgiving it's a lot of fun also want to send a personalized video to someone i'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to book that at shoutout dot us um let's move on and um i don't know how many times how many cases we're going to have this but i'm going to report it every time because i have a very strong opinion on this

and I haven't heard it voiced other than in comments after articles. Most of the guys are with me on this one, but you never hear it from even Fox News or anywhere on TV because we live in a world where apparently men and women, as you know, there's no differences other than socially constructed ones, as the Libs like to say. A California clinician is facing felony charges after she allegedly groomed a teenage boy from age 14

before raping him, again, not biologically possible. Well, biologic, yeah, the parts fit, but that's not what I mean. Before raping him for three months after he left a juvenile hallware. A hall where she was assigned as his therapist. Bay Area Prosecutors on my, first of all, it's in the Bay Area. San Francisco, you know, the center of liberalism, feminism, empowered women and shit. So you know, you know, this woman can do anything a guy can do. She can actually, we can actually rape you guys.

Because we're no different sexually and gender-wise. Bay Area prosecutors on Monday hit former behavioral health clinician. Sophia Drodz. Yeah. With shocking charges, including. Unlawful sexual intercourse. Will you stop? Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial. Yeah, it should. With shock and shock, unlawful sexual intercourse. We don't even say right now when it's a woman who's a victim, I say sexual assault. You know how to soften the language there, too. I don't if you've noticed. But my point is a 14-year-old boy, her forcing himself on him,

I'm not saying it should be a regular practice, especially if it's a shrink or a teacher, but I'm saying, and even the shrink knows that because she's a shrink. Probably why she did it going, he'll be fine, but she'll tell you something else. A 14-year-old boy, it's not going to be so emotionally fragile

that he's ruined for the rest of his life. Do you understand there are guys out there whose dads get him whores when they think their kid's not getting along with women and shit? Do you understand that? Would you rather have him out with a whatever? I mean, are you kidding?

And I understand. Well, she's in a position of, you know, she's supposed to, everything's supposed to be confident with her and she's supposed to be a safety net for him. you know, mentally and all that may be true. And again, I'm not saying, I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying you can't charge her with rape. If I'm the judge, I'm going, um, $200 fine and you have to cut my shrubs,

put the next six months at my house. By the way, I live alone. That's what I'm going to do. Rape. She's a rapist. If some broad jumped on a guy and forced herself on him, a guy would call 911 went about, I'd say two days after the incident, after he jerked off to it 14 times.

That's a 14-year-old boy or a 66-year-old boy. Because if you women get inside our heads, even for 30 seconds, you wouldn't survive as far as how we think about sex and you. Not proud of it, but I'm just saying it's what separates us and why he'll go on and live a happy, healthy life. He's 17, by the way. You're not 14, not 12. He's fucking 17.

I had friends getting late at 15 stealing their dad's car. That's where they got laid. He had a nice Buick. Broads loved it. The mother of the victim, who has not been identified, said Drott's betrayed her family.

I don't want to hear from you, Mom. I want to hear from Dad if he's around. Attorney John Burris, Blackfella, nice suit, who represents the boy's family, said, What kind of name is Drott?

Began, grooming the teen in 2024 when he was 14 and 15 years old. Let me do an impression of a woman like that grooming a teen. When I get a quart of vodka and come to my house tonight, that's grooming.

Even if he's still playing with Legos, he'd put him down and go, yeah. Give me the fucking, let me put it in my ways if he has a license. actually can teach him that too. Here's how you drive on a highway when you're getting a blowjob. At the time, the boy identified

as John Doe in court papers was serving two years in a Contra Costa County Juvenile Hall where Dratch was assigned as his therapist. During the two years, so he was kind of a punk to begin with. So don't tell me he was hurt by this. Kids probably already been laid before.

By two guys next door. During the two years in which Doe was incarcerated at the juvenile hall, Drott's abused her position as his therapist to establish an inappropriate emotional connection with dough, grooming him with objective sexual abuse. In other words, anybody who looked at it would say, that's sexual abuse. So that word objective right there, that's subjective. How about that?

Now, I'm fucking with a language like you guys do. I have a great bit on it. One of my albums, when they go, the kid's life will never be the same. And I go, yeah, he can't go to the mall without signing 400 autographs. Monday. That's the fucking truth of it. Are you kidding me? After the boy was released on probation, Drott's continued to serve as his therapist. Well, now it sounds like the system wasn't paying attention. Through Contra Costa Health and allegedly had unlawful sexual contact with him. I don't know about that. By law, I guess, yeah, but again, if I'm the dad of the kid,

had stepped in and go, come on. Again. The college single draughts out for praise in 2020, proving she's not a creep. Instagram post that identified her as a psychology major. First of all, you can't get any more liberal, right? A chick, a psychology major, Bay Area, with certificates in criminal justice, gender and woman. Oh, I think we found the problem.

Can you imagine she took gender and woman studies about, that's all about equity. That's all their class teaches you. There's no difference. Okay? It's every class. There's no difference between men and women.

There's no difference. And she chose to ignore it. Because she knew, I want to fuck this kid. And you know what? It's not going to ruin them. I'm not going to tell anybody that. Here's where I disagree with my studies.

By the way, not only women studies, Chicano, also Latino. Latino studies. Oh, my God, it gets better. So they show, we have footage of the kid in the hallway after a hearing at the courtroom. Here he is. I want those exploding things. That's what that guy was using in Boogie Knights, I'm guessing.

It was a little Asian boy. Let's move on to FemBots, kind of related to what we just did, isn't it? In New York classrooms. Kids in the Salomonica City Central School District were almost a pilot program for a robot tank, were almost, excuse me, a pilot program for a robot tech company. On Friday, the school district announced that it's a pilot project with company, real botics real botics

which operates AI powered robots for companionship we are boy are we getting into the weeds man okay how about that now she fucking can she groom a kid and bang them and she's not human does that go down as

we don't have I'm guessing we don't have laws yet for you know what for robot ladies so she's better looking than most of the teachers anyways companionship this company makes me for companionship entertainment and

customer service has been paused the pilot is currently on hold while we work through enhanced student data privacy agreements with the New York State Education Department the school district wrote check this out of the class M3 program to provide information and support to all Jupiter personnel.

That's where we are. That's a fake. That's a robot right there. I want them to take that robot like that, a Fembot, they call it, and have her teach at a school in the Bronx, a black school in the Bronx and shit. There's your movie. Remember they did it with Michelle Pfeiffer? She was supposed to be a teacher that went to a fucking tough-ass neighborhood. and of course, you know, all the fucking, all the straight dogs and everybody,

she turned them around their lives and shit. She made a difference. I love to put one of those in there and see what the brothers do to it, four seconds into class. The district planned to use literal fembots, a female robot named Sally, with a life like a parent who reported that. New York Focus. Very good, whatever.

With silicone skin and long brown hair, I love girls with silicone skin. It's much easier to cut off them. And when I'm trying to make a suit for myself, very pliable, very user-friendly. Erie silence. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins. Anyways, the robot teacher would remain in a seated position. You want to bet?

Fucking. And they have a wide range of upper body movements in facial expressions. What the fuck? No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way, you mate. Don't like the haircut. Don't care for the outfit. Plus, they got her in overalls. It's an agricultural school.

Students would then be reduced to numbers. described as identification codes when interacting with the robot. The codes would allow the robot to pull up data about the child's learning history. Is there any privacy anymore? And you wonder why people are fucking homeschooling? I think we're getting over our skis, aren't we, a little bit? I know AI and all that shit, but are we really ready for this? I don't fucking think so.

Close as I came to this was University of Maine. I was a marketing major, and I took a class called Business Law. Excuse me. First day of class I get there. Very first day of class. There's a VCR. That's right. It was 1980-something.

There's a VCR in the front of the class on a stand with a note on it that says push play at 9 o'clock or whatever in the class was. So we waited until nine and somebody got up and pushed it and our teacher came on. And first of all, you know who the teacher was? If you guys are baseball fans and sports fans in general, Gary Thorne, who was the voice of the Baltimore Orioles, the voice of a couple teams. He was on ESPN all the time. And it's so funny, at the time he wasn't. At the time, he was just, he was doing play by play by play.

at the University of Maine, the hockey program. My brother was his like color commentary guy. But he had that voice. So he was just a professor to us. I look at the kid next to me. I go, how about the voice on this guy? It's like a, you know, and he had our attention the whole time. But we couldn't touch him a rape or anything.

You know, it was a long time ago. Gary Thorne, but he had that voice. It was tremendous. You know, if you buy a candy bar and you choke on the pit, you can sue. I learned a lot from that, remembered none of it. But that's the closest I've come to have a bot. Anyways, I don't know if I'd want my kids learning history and all that shit.

You know, I guess they have everything else. You know, I always say that, but I forget, they already have everything. Like when I order shit, when I order really nice stuff from China for the wife, and they always want you to click on a, so you can track your package. Okay, I'll do that so you can infiltrate my phone. You already know all my buying habits, for Christ's sake. It's unreal. You go, you know, you'll be talking to your wife and I.

Like, you know what I need? I need another pair of whatever fucking high-top sneakers, like black converse. And the next day you get like three ads on your phone. And you're going, what else did they hear me do last night? The thing on the ceiling fan and the, the robot. which came with a price of, how about 57,590 schmoles? Might as well get a hooker. Was planned, well, a bunch of them, I should say.

Was planned for release this fall and is coupled with an AI teacher's assistant program that students can interact with on a laptop through an avatar. Look at this, folks. As you know, my theory and anybody with the brain is saying AI is already steeped in left wing. It's the same elitist assholes that are running the internet, right? And they'll deny that. I even ask AI questions. I'll go, why, you know, just something really racist?

Why Chinese people can't fucking drive for shit? Well, that is a misconception. Bing, Bing, they sound like a, you know, fucking a professor at Cal Berkeley ripping into you. But look, this is a FemBot. So I got to give them a 10 on accuracy. That's what a woman called. That's a woman college professor. That's a Fembot, which is about right.

Isn't that great? Got a man's suit on. I'm trying to, I've been looking at this forever trying to think, who the fuck it looks like. Every guest on MSNBC, Rachel Matta will eat that thing. Anyways, the CEO then claim the use of the robot will be the new normal.

Salamanca marks the beginning of, a new era where the humanoid robots and intelligent AI assistance become standard tools in STEM education. I don't know where we're headed. I want to, and they'll keep it quiet, just like they did, you know those self-driving cabs that are going out of control in San Francisco? Every other day somebody gets hit by one or one runs into a tree and shit. And a lot more than you're hearing about. So what I'm reading on Breitbart. It's pretty fucking funny.

But that's a little creepy. Then you're going to have to have a teacher's meeting with your kid. And what do you do? Sit there and talk to the robot? I don't know. I'm sure the lesbians are happy. The lesbian moms. You know, Sally has two moms and shit.

They fucking love this shit. They'll go, the only critique we had of our daughter's teachers, her tits aren't big enough. do something about that? Yeah, okay. Let's move on to, where's the controversy? And I ask that with my tongue and cheek. The case of Shiloh Hendricks has become one of the most polarizing free speech controversies in the country after Hendrix.

That's her. And I know you guys have seen this because it went viral a while ago. It's back on the news. A Minnesota woman went viral after using the N-word during a confrontation at a Rochester playground. Oh my God. And I say from tomorrow. Forever. That was her dead.

Commencement speech at whatever. Anyways, it's been out there. Now Hendricks has been found guilty on one... Did you hear what I just said? Found guilty on one count of disorderly conduct related to her interaction with the man who recorded the incident. And this makes me fume. We're going to show you a clip.

And again, like I said, you probably already see. seen it. But the guy filming her and berating her, sounds like he's been in the country for eight minutes from fucking, you know, Afghanistan

and berating her on how she should talk to, you know, a black kid who tried to steal her kids, toys at the playground or whatever. And, I remember reading the comments

when this first came out this, and boy, there weren't too many against her. I'll tell you that, fucking much. What does that make us racist, I guess? But then you had those people. Oh, you guys are so short-sighted and

it could damage the kid. Yes, raise another generation to be walked over by Elitist and Jerkhovs. Here's the video that caused the so-called controversy. That little kid, you call him

a bitch. A little child? Are you about to hear him? You change him here? Pause. Yeah, right there. Mind your fucking business, Haji. You hear him? Doesn't mean to speak the language,

but he's already soaked in all this oppressor, blonde hair, blue-eye bed. Me, brown person, good. Me, defend brown person. Without even knowing the fucking situation, all he heard was the N-word. Am I condoning saying that to a kid?

No. But I'm not, I'm guessing it wasn't just a kid by himself at the playground. because that kid's very little. And I'm guessing the kid was old and probably did take his shit. Whatever. I got to believe there was even though it was a black or brown kid, they had to be a parent there.

So it was kind of a lecture to her or two. That's how I see it, but you know, I'm racist. Go ahead, Ms. Hendrix. So that gives you the right to call the child five years old. Pause, pause. Yeah, in this country, you stupid fucking sand chimp, it does. we have a right to say anything the fuck we want. It's called the First Amendment.

That, again, you've been here. How long? I really love to know. Why didn't they interview this guy? Somebody grill him. First of all, why are you sticking your nose in somebody else's business and who are you to fucking reprimand her?

Well, are you really defending somebody who called her? Yeah, I'm defending because she ended up getting charged with disorderly conduct because they knew. they couldn't charge her for the words, but they nailed her with something else. And my point being, I could have made this a reverse the races, right? And had a black woman with her little kid and some white kid trying to steal shit. And the black woman started calling the kid a crack

or the kid's mother a crap. Are you think she was going to get in trouble? The black woman would get in trouble for that? Would we charge with anything? Especially, where is it, Minnesota or wherever the fuck we got? Can you imagine? But you got fucking Abdulah sticking his beak in like he's a fucking you know

constitutional lawyer while act I'll go ahead a little more if that's what he's going to act that's what you're going to call him you know that's a hate speech pause

you hear that he can't even form a sentence but he knows the term hate speech that's a hate speech I hope she said I hope you're good I hope you understand that

and that hate speech it's protected here in this country. Not your thorough shit hole where you're still fucking throwing gay people of building that area of the world might not be your country. But I can guarantee I'm guessing here, probably a Muslim,

maybe not, but it is Minnesota. I hear Middle East an accent. You know, but he's shit on our Constitution, but he's from an area where women have to walk down the street covered like beekeepers. Shut the fuck up. Any more? That it?

That's it? You're going to talk today? No, I'm suggesting. Okay. While activists and even the Attorney General of Minnesota wanted to charge Hendricks with a hate crime, they couldn't get a hate crime because of something called, yeah, the First Amendment. The only count they convicted her on was argument with a grown man who filmed her. Sentenced 90 days suspended a fine community service, no cell, no bars.

well whoever wrote this what is mad is that that's what she got why would she she should have been charged with nothing so she got charged with arguing with another adult so it really was kind of clamping down and freeze me they didn't punish her for what she said to a boy they punished her for arguing with a man exactly which the last time i checked isn't a crime however the word she's being punished for using is a word that that's oh this is this is a is Jason Whitlock's take on it. A black fella, by the way. Smarter than when it comes to this, smarter than... The best voice, he's like Thomas Sola, any of those guys. A black dude who gets it. For using, is a word that...

She's saying, she's being punished for a word that is used and repeated all the time in the black community. That's what Jason Whitlock said. The idea that the word changes depending on who's saying it is bullshit. End of It's that easy.

It's that clear cut. But who muddies the waters once again? Can you imagine having the fucking balls to stick your nose into that argument? When you can barely speak English? Yuck. Ted Kennedy, I'll say it again. You're the asshole who insists that we open the doors to the world. You had a lot to do with it.

I know that. I've read many books. Your name comes up. And you fucked it up. You fucked up a nice thing. thing. Let's move on to excuse my French. New surveillance video

from a nearby business shows how quickly Tucson police arrived and took a mass shooting suspect into custody. This is the dumbest. Now here's a fucking white guy should be hanged by his toes. The security video

from a camera at Empire Pizza and Pub showed a gunman who court documents said is David Leroy French. firing shots, I just had to show this because lately, this has been happening everywhere. And, you know, we go hard on the young black kids and do it. Well, how about this jerk off?

Firing shots down East Congress Street near 6th Avenue as he walks backward just after 2 a.m. on July 19th. So he's out in front in front of a pizza place, a bunch of people out there. And he starts getting into words with some other fucking jerkoffs. And this is his response. Video outside Empire Pizza and obtained and it was shared by the Arizona Daily Star. You can see two people in black backing up. One of them pulls out a gun and starts shooting, firing at least a dozen shots.

The gunman runs around a car, then it's taken down by police. You can see him fall. Cops got him up there up the street. It's hard to see way up in the corner. A cop shot him. And oh my God. worse than that, he got yelled that. Can't go back.

The video showed at least three offices surrounded French before one shoots him. French was taken to the hospital in critical condition. Court paperwork said the incident started as an argument between two groups outside the pizza place before

French opened fire. Just shooting into a, you know, nine people were hurt. But the story gets better showing how shitty the legal system is. French made his first quarter parents from his hospital bed Thursday. He faces nine counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Nine.

Nine counts of aggravated assault involving serious physical injury. They're sort of the same. I love how they diswarded it. In one count of discharging a firearm at a structure. I didn't know that was illegal. French was on probation. Here's where it gets better. This jerk off was on probation.

after pleading guilty to what, to shooting at a man in October of 2024. And he could have faced nine years but did zero time. Anybody asking himself, well, how is that possible? Well, very liberal judges. The same people like jerk off,

I don't remember his name now. Who's the fucking the head cop in New York, the black dude, who just releases people back on the street on purpose. you know, they get rid of fucking bail, all that shit. That's intentional by people who hate you, hate this country,

love what's going on right now with Mondani and the, I can't wait for that. This is like a good movie. Anybody else excited about the midterms? Because it's going to be great either way. Part of me goes, oh my God, they're gone so far left that they're going to get smoked. And they know a lot of people, so-called moderate Democrats, or even shit in their pants.

Van Jones, you know, the black dude on CNN, who I kind of like. He's a far lefty, but sometimes he can see the light for some reason. But even he's going, what the fuck are we doing?

You know? People are going to go to the polls and go, now should I vote for the Republicans or the party that wants to get rid of the presidency, the Senate, empty the prisons, health care for all that's never worked.

Who should I vote for? so it should be a slam dunk. And if it's not, it can be a couple, if it's not a slam, even if the Republicans win and they'll go, yeah, they want by a hundred thousand votes, it's not enough. As you know, I don't believe any of these

elections are real. That might be being too cynical, but Mondani, I still believe she was placed in there by Soros and other people. When I say placed, I mean a ton of money, you know, fucking put the thumb on the scale during the election, that type

shit. Just like Newsom when he was recalled and they did another thing. Remember they wanted to give him a boot? They wanted recall him. They did another election. But he cleared. Come on. You believe that? You can't believe that. Or the Democrats, the Democrats, when the DSA wins. And then I really

have faith in my fellow man's the first time somebody comes to their house and tries to get their guns or they start credit scores like they do in China, you know. social credit scores on how you voted and shit. And they start doing that. I have confidence in my fellow, unless the younger generation is their brain. I don't think they are.

I think they like their freedom. Somebody will pick up a gun and just say that's enough. I'm not saying, shoot, I'm just saying. Where else can you go? Are we going to go back to fucking, the way it was when Obama was in fucking office or Biden? You think we're going to go back there? And this is worse than that.

The people under Biden are going, these guys are nuts, these Democrats, these socialist, democratic socialists. They're crazy. So there's a big rift there. So it's going to be interesting either way because I really believe we're not going to go back. If we do, if the right backs up, then we deserve what we get. Finally tonight, you know what's making a comeback and it's not the Beach Boys. It's leprosy. Leprosy's making a comment.

Nine banded amadillos. That's one amadillo, and that's what it's called the nine banded. I don't know why that is. I want armadillo shoes. Is that something? I know they have alligator boots and shit. There has to be armadillo stuff. Look at that little thing.

You usually see them smushed in the road. They don't look too agile. Nine banded amadillos are a common sight across. southern United States, you'll find them digging in flower beds and underneath your porch. They are, for the most part, harmless. But experts say the adorable armored creatures may be the culprit behind a rising number of cases of leprosy, also known as Hanson's disease. I had a joke about leprosy in one of my specials.

I think here it is. They canceled school in Wisconsin, a middle school last week. Two kids came to school with leprosy. Who's the last person to have leprosy? I think it was Ben Hur's mother. Imagine your kid's going to school. His buddy puts his lunchbox down. His hand breaks off on the handle.

What the fuck? Oh, no, I don't know what happened. I don't know what I do. Every time I hear leprosy, I think of Ben Hur. Because I was like six years old. The first time I saw Ben Hur. and then I watched it again when I was seven and again when I was eight

because it had a great chariot race in it and I was kind of creeped out about his mother, his mother and his sister had leprosy. They had to go live in a leper colony. It's like living in Cleveland. It's not the best. So they're like,

they have to live in like a cave with other lepers. Well, ancient is only partly true. Leprosy, also known as Hansen's disease, Chris Hansens, is a 4,000-year-old illness, but it infects as much, many is 200,000 people around the world today, which isn't a lot. That used to be in a town. In the U.S., there are a few hundred cases a year. It's fucking gross. And numbers are climbing.

Well, of course they are. Florida, they have to lead in everything, even this. Florida has some of the highest rates of infection in the country with 17 so far this year. Central Florida appears to be a hot spot. It's where the kids are going to want spring break. With 40, can imagine you go on spring break, you come home, you don't have chlamydia, you've got leprosy, and your prick falls off, or you're taking a piss? It could happen. With 40 of the 74 cases reported from 2019 to 2022, that's 55%. Located in one county, Brevard County. This disease is caused by a bacteria called mycobacterium, leprey, like leprecha.

It grows slowly so it could take someone up to 20 years. to develop symptoms after the initial infection. Well, okay. The bacteria affects the skin and nerves. People may develop thick areas of skin and ulcers and lose eyebrow hairs or eyelashes. Basically, it's like going through chemo. It causes numbness and paralysis, particularly in the hands and feet, and can also lead to blindness. I love how

I just love how and again this doesn't have to do with immigration this has to do with armadillos I guess unless somebody brought some over here but they're already here they're indigenous to this country lepice does not easily spread between people around 95% of people

have a natural immunity to it as you read on you're like so why'd you write the article is it really you're like well why did you fucking choose it as a story because I like Armadillo and I want one. And it requires prolonged exposure

to spread. Basically, you have to blow an armadillo every night for three years, and you might get it. Also, it is very curable. People who contract it will receive a regimen of antibiotics, and they're no longer contagious after the first

dose. Sounds like warts now. But back in the day, Ben Hurd days, I mean, the arm would break off with the fucking and it was. If you look if you touch somebody, they would get it. Armadillos are natural carries of the bacteria and known to vote

Democrat. They hate this country and it's why they're doing it, the spokesman said at Armadillo Associates. They love warm, wet climates and dig in soil to find their meals, often bugs and snails. It's the same thing AOC lives on. Ooh.

But here's that scene, and every time somebody, even today, brings up leprosy, my mind goes to this Ben-Hur Is Judah well? Yes, he went two for four last night with three runs.

He's well. Pause. That's, you know who the actress is? She's famous. Doesn't matter, but she's very, I shouldn't know who it is. She's playing opposite, you know who.

I almost said, you Jackman. Anyways, who is it? Hey, Hebrate. Ooh, like I said, nobody knows this, bro. Very pretty. Anyways, Ben, her, his mother and sister have leprosy. He goes to visit him, hasn't seen him in forever.

So they come out, go ahead. We'll play the rest of it. Your mind can be at rest for him. He's well, Miriam. And she wants to know how her son's doing. And they bow. So, again, keep your dick out of it. armadillos. That's all I get to say. That's it for today, boys and girls. Don't forget

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