The Nick DiPaolo Show - Proof Obama Committed Treason | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1766

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Obama Exposed, Noem Naming Names, Trump wants Redskins and Indians Back, Colbert Canceled, More Illegal Violence and A Teenager Leading The Way!  Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing It's freedom baby! Hello everybody, good morning on Monday, I mean good afternoon 6 p.m. Eastern. There's the lineup I don't know why this comes first. It's very fucking odd but Doing it to the brand new rumble line. When do we stop calling a brand? No fucking four years in 9 a.m. To 6 p.m. Eastern time all those heavy hitters right there and It's really get this for free, isn't it? Come on folks. What are you gonna do look at cat videos and those are funny too I look at a lot of this I could be honest when

people my favorite is that when that people scare other people and then you know guy walks into his bedroom his wife jumps out of there and he screams like a twat oh my god have a little dignity I'll shit my. I'll shit my pants before I scream out like that. I've trained myself. There could be an actual guy with a knife to my neck and I just go, I'm not yelling out. I'm not. I always do that to the wife. She's got the headphones on 24-7, gives an idea how much she likes me and listening to audiobooks and she doesn't even have to. I've been teaching her since I met her, be aware of your surroundings. I'll come in from

outside. She's in the kitchen and I'll walk right in a foot behind her. I don't have to do anything. She'll be done sweeping up something turning around like this. She just jumps a foot which isn't fair because she had some shit happen there as a kid that would make you jump a foot, but I still do it because yes It's fun. I don't put it on tape Tape what is this 1980? You know I don't put on my phone and make it go viral But yes, I like to make her crap her pants down She gets me by accident. I'll be sitting there my office doing something and she'll walk in and just the fat, that gets me. But again, I'm not going to go, ah, throw my coffee. How about

when a guy throws a sandwich in the air? Holy shit. I just laugh because this kid's starving all over the world. A parent's still using that one when you don't eat your vegetables. Remember that one? It's a kid in Africa starving right now that would eat that. Well yeah, well fucking mail it to him. I don't like it. It's dry. It's got bones in it. Fucking send it to him now. I wonder if they still do that. They do that now. You know there's kids in China that are starving to death and of course these kids with the internet internet, bullshit. It was just on youngfung.com. They're all fat and happy. Dad, here, look.

A chunk. Real quick, as you know, I like to sum up the Red Sox over the weekend. When they're a very tough Cubs team, who's got to go deep into the playoffs, in my opinion, their first four hitters have 25 plus home runs and like three of them have 75 to 80 ribbies the fucking socks don't have anybody near 80 ribbies that shocked the shit out of me and they get great pitching the cubs um so the cubs took the first two that the socks

were down late and exploded for like six runs in the eighth yesterday with three home runs late and exploded for like six runs in the eighth yesterday with three home runs. Bregman of course he's only been up like five times hits a home run yet. The fucking guy is money in the bank and they don't play him every day. He's back if you guys only missed like 40 games at a quad. So they bring him back and he starts and then he has to take a day. You're either fucking healthy enough to play you're not. This isn't hockey. This isn't football. God damn it. Jesus do they bet.

I've never seen a sport that babies players. Oh, we can't bring Aroldis Chapman in because he pitched a third of an inning yesterday. I'm not shitting you. Aroldis Chapman is about 6'5", maybe 6'6". I'd say about 2'35 of sinew, not an ounce of fat on this guy. He looks like a bodybuilder, but he can't throw the ball two days in a row. It is the fucking gayest shit. I'm amazed. And the broadcasts have bought into it. Oh, the bullpen's tired, you know.

How can they be tired? You have 11 of them. They come in and throw about 8 balls a piece. Some guy might go a whole two-thirds of an inning. And you act like he fucking ran a marathon the day before. What are you shitting me? Honestly, it makes me laugh. And it's not me. Bob Gibson threw 19 complete games one season of some shit. What's his name? Cal Ripken Jr. only played 2,100 and something games without missing one. Will you stop with that shit? Relief pitching used to be just for when the pitcher is starting to get tired and fuck up.

That's right. Yeah, exactly. And you didn't have a bunch of space. You didn't have a long guy, a short guy. You had a guy, when somebody, you start and pitch and get rocked in the third inning, you're gonna bring in Sparky Lyle for the next seven. Not 11 guys to pitch three balls each.

It's fucking hilarious. People always talk about how it's soft baseball play. They're not, I mean people-wise. I just mean the way they're treated is fucking I mean Bregman you can play you don't have to run full board of first base but you're healthy enough to stand at third anyways folks I know you don't give a fuck but anyways so everybody get all panic is the socks dropped the first two out of the break because they they were ahead 110 in a row so, but they're only like

Well, they got down to three games out the Sox and then it's I think it's back to five after they lost to him Maybe down to four, whatever What else UFC anybody fans out there you gotta be Dustin the diamond Poirier had his last fight. This guy's a Louisiana kid. Fucking just a tough not handsome kid. You know family guy. Always doing good shit. Kind of one of those you know cheetah type everybody loves him type of guy. But he had his last fight against Max Holloway. I think they had fought twice before. Last time Holloway knocked him out in an epicay. I think they had fought twice before. Last time Holloway knocked

him out in an epic battle. I think this was sort of the rubber match. And it was in Louisiana, New Orleans. Twenty-something thousand people there to see their boy Poirier. And he lost. Holloway is just a... And Holloway was great. Very classy about it. They go to interview him after because he won the fight and He said a couple things. Yeah, but you know he's a tough guy, but I'm not here. It's not about me tonight It's about fucking dust a pori give it up You know and he stepped out of the and gave the guys which I thought was pretty classy You can tell they respect the shit out of each because they're both when you've when you know

Even if you're in a fistfight with somebody guys guys You know you kind of respect each other a fist fight with somebody, guys, you know, you kind of respect each other after, regardless of how. How about if you're UFC guys and you've each knocked each other silly? So now you've got huge respect for each other. You know, like a wife and a husband. No. Come on, that's just for the Mexicans.

Stop that shat. Anyways, it was worth the $79, whatever I pay. Didn't even realize it was on. I didn't see any ads anywhere, so I better check ESPN Plus. Sure enough, there it was. And a couple of undercards, which are great. There was some guy, Daniel Rodriguez, LA guy.

I mean, if I didn't tell you he was from LA, you would've looked at him and said, he's gotta be LA, you know, because he's Hispanic looking, coveted fucking, that West Coast graffiti. I mean, head to toe. Fucking, not just teardrops, he had tacos and burritos. A picture of Sangria coming out of this and he fought a guy who's been around forever Holland a black dude who I love who always puts on a great show sometimes he doesn't

shut up in the ring and other times he does and I'm like oh Holland is gonna and this guy fucking rocked him and almost choked him out and then Holland came back and I go he always does this I think it was Holland. Please tell me I'm the right guy Wasn't it was it Holland I believe so anyways What's his name ended up winning fucking Rodriguez? It was uh what I oh, yeah, he was a Was he the underdog? I think he's a big underdog. I don't know. Anyways, today I'm gonna be talking about finally Russia Russia Russia hoax. All the truth is coming out. Obama exposed and we got Kristi Noem who I broke up with in college. She's naming names because there

was an incident in New York with an illegal, who would have guessed, huh? A sanctuary city, shot a fucking off-duty border patrol guy. And Donald Trump, people might go, why is this important? The world's on fire, which it's not, by the way. Trump wants the Redskins to bring the name back and the Indians. And it's so fucking, this is how he sees life. It's obviously why he wrote that book. Art of the deal. Everything's a deal. The Redskins think they want to build a new stadium in D.C.

goes, yeah, you can, but you're going to have to change the name back to the Redskins. And that's so smart because I was saying in Dallas, that's culture. It's not so much politics. And I guarantee if you took a poll poll 95 percent of football fans would want the Redskins back. So he knows that and his people around him know that. That's why it's an issue and then he's smart enough to go I'm gonna put it in this deal. I need some leverage other than that and he does and he's saying the Indians too. And you know he put it up on Truth Social a couple times.

He had a couple tweets about it that went through the roof. Anyway, so that's about it. Excuse me, burping. God damn it. I'd say four and a half hours sleep last night. Now I'm trying a mouthpiece that keeps you from snoring. Even in the directions is like it might take you six days or six weeks well you know what I don't wait

six weeks for nothing okay you could tell me Megan Fox I always use Megan Fox I don't even know what she looks like I just know everybody loves her she'll fuck you in six weeks I don't have the time I'll pick fat coke girl anyways whatever six weeks so I woke up the middle of the night like I'm in a fucking match with raging bull I could take it it's all spitty and shit let me put the mask on too what time do you get in here it's's still hot. Yo mama, yo mama Mr. Obama. This should be, we better see some people going to fucking jail. Alright? Otherwise it's just talk.

Especially this one. This gets all the people that we've been bitching about for I don't know how many years. On this week's broadcast on FNC Sunday Morning Futures, which is a good show I guess, but Maria Badaromo, the money honey they used to call her, still, you know, attractive woman with the voice. The voice, I have to literally put captions on. I try to watch it in Spanish and I keep seeing De Niro. El Business, her voice is... I have one clip here. Well, here I actually I cut her out completely but there's another one where she anyways director of national intelligence that's the that's the head of the DNI that's Tulsi Gabbard another girl I

broke up with said former president Barack Obama directed and this is in quotes a treasonous conspiracy we all all knew this. We all knew this. But and I'll say it again, but because the left controls 90% of the media and you would never win an election if you didn't. And it's by the way, you're slipping. It's slipping out of your fingers. We'll have some other story about that. Anyways, a treasonous conspiracy against Trump during his first administration.

You're a wormy cotsucker, you know that? Not her. Obama. Obama. She's just a nice Hawaiian. Here she is talking about what the hell went on. Like I said, we all know, I went on the Joe Rogan show. This is when it was all going on.

I pointed out the steel dossier and It sent his jerk off producer through the fucking roof Anyways, here we go Maria the implications of this are frankly nothing short of historic Over a hundred documents that we released on Friday Really detail and provide evidence of how this she's skinny now in the face too. conspiracy was directed by President Obama just weeks before he was due to leave office

after President Trump had already gotten elected. This is not a Democrat or Republican issue. This is an issue that is so serious it should concern every single American because it has to do with the integrity of our democratic republic. What we saw occur. Yeah. And you elected a Marxist, you on the left, your fucking second coming of Christ. Pardon to the real conservatives. I'm not saying it in vain. I'm saying it of importance. Yeah. Who would have guessed the first brother elected tries to pork the friggin country. Nick, don't put it like that. Okay, I'll put it somewhere else. Scumbag,

scumbag behind that smile and that education. But again, if you even hinted at that while he was in office, you would have been fucking canceled. You guys remember he wasn't in office, what, two weeks? And he called some cop at Harvard a cop stupid. And I think the guy's name was Henry Lewis, the black guy was trying to get into his own house. Yeah, I remember all that. That was sort of a hint where he was going.

And he divided this country racially. And I hear black people even saying this more than anybody. Guy was biracial. He could have brought us together, did just the opposite, because he's a lefty scumbag and he hates his country. And you assholes on the left voted him in. Anyways, back to Princess. As the documents we released detailed was that we had a sitting President of the United States and his cabinet and leadership team, quite frankly, who were not happy with the

fact that President Trump had won the election, that the American people had chosen Donald J. Trump to be the next president commander in chief of the United States. And so they decided that they would do everything possible to try to undermine his ability to do what voters tasked President Trump to do. So creating this piece of Trump to do. So creating this piece of manufactured intelligence that claims that Russia had helped Donald Trump get elected contradicted every other assessment that had been made previously in the months leading up to the election that said exactly the opposite, that Russia neither had neither the intent nor the capability to try to quote unquote hack the United States election for the presidency of the United States.

So the effect of what President Obama and his senior national security team did was subvert the will of the American people, undermining our democratic republic and enacting what would be essentially a years long coup against President Trump who was duly elected by the American people. Okay, now where do we go?

Why aren't they doing the perp walk this morning? Or do they have to have hearings on that? Now, let me tell you, this is going to hurt Trump. If you keep bringing shit like this up, and you don't do something about it, like throw people in the fucking Who Scow, it's gonna hurt you, come the next election, Republicans. That's what I say. And again, I'll tell you people out there, my fans,

if nobody does go to jail for all the shit, again, start shoplifting, steal cars, teach your kids to fucking steal iPhones. That's already happening in some segment of the population. But I'm just saying, don't pay your taxes and whatever. See what happens. That's at the high, this is a, and what have they been saying lately?

The biggest scandal was, oh, Joe Biden was not really the president for four years. This dwarfs that. Although Biden wouldn't even fucking, Biden wouldn't probably have shown up if you know Trump and I'll say it again had that second one stolen from him it's even more fucking obvious now remember what he was saying they're spying on me while he was moving into the White House clip to we have no

evidence that we did this with Donald Trump. So what happened? How did they actually get the public to believe and have the public believe that actually Trump did collude? Well this is the thing, Maria, when we look at the assessments that were made, not just by one element of the intelligence community, but in my role as the Director of National Intelligence I oversee 18 different intelligence community. But in my role as the director of national intelligence, I oversee 18 different intelligence community elements. You hear that? How many people that is?

Months leading up to the November 2016 election, the intelligence community agreed that there was no intelligence that reflected that Russia was trying to hack the election in favor of either candidate. The evidence showed, the intelligence showed that again, Russia did not have either the intent nor the capability to— Pause. Remember Putin laughing and going, this is ridiculous. He's fucking telling the truth because of Obama. Oh, that dirty cogsucker.

Be able to impact the outcome of the United States election. So it was very striking when we look back again at the documents that I declassified and released that shows there was a shift in early December. This should be all over the TV today. This should be everywhere. This should be everywhere. The Post touched on it yesterday. The document was produced by the intelligence media.

The Post touched on it yesterday. The President's daily brief that was consistent with every other assessment that was done previously leading up to the election. Russia did not, this is after the election now, did not attempt to affect the outcome of the American election. That was never published. Hours before it would have gone into president obama's president's daily brief it was pulled by a senior level intelligence official

saying that they had to pull it because they had received new guidance the very next day this meeting was called national security council meeting bring all together all the senior leaders of president obama's cabinet uh... and the topic that was put forward was a sensitive matter. The tasks that came out of that meeting was coming from President Obama directing the intelligence community, then Obama's ODNI Director Clapper, to produce a document, to produce an intelligence assessment that details not if, but how Moscow

affected the out- All right. You get it. Didn't mean to go that long, but to me it's worth the time, because it's huge. It's hugely, bigly. Let's see what happens. We're sitting on a ton of these, aren't we? Let's see what frickin' happens. Do they have the balls to arrest the first African-American president or the first African-American anything? We'll see. Seriously, if that everybody's looking at this now although you wouldn't know it from looking at again the mainstream media because they're trying to hide it most of them. Are they gonna have hearings and shit is

that what you do? At what point do you go you know I mean that she just said that's proof it's in she's got all the evidence. Well, that was his hearing. That's how it should work in a proverbial. Yeah, but how about habe, scorpius, kiss my gritsies, fucking throw the cuffs on the cock sucker, and clapper, and the other one, Brennan, and all of them. Hillary, the thick egg, you're not going to. Imagine trying to put things around her legs the fucking what do they call those? Leg irons fucking steal them from the zoo Anyways, let's move on. I'm becoming a big fan of ladies in politics ladies and gentlemen Christy Noem another one and did you see you see, did you know, Tal, she

looks skinny in the face, this job will just knock the shit out of you. Well, that no zemp right in the buttocks. Christy Noem, who's, she's a politician who wants to be a movie star. I just get that impression, but she ain't playing. I mean, she was governor. She knows what the fuck she's doing. Trump just, he's got great taste. Anyways, gnome naming names. I call that alliteration. It's a dangerous situation, Christopher.

Gnome naming names. Homeless security secretary, Christy Gnome, tore into mayor. You think that's real here, Alissa? I know girls use extensions and shit, but my favorite clips on the internet are two black girls fighting at a gas station, and when it's all over, the camera pans to two weaves laying in a puddle of fucking Sanoco SG-2000.

Or they're brawling in a fucking Waffle House and somebody finds a weave in their porridge. Anyways, Kristi Noem Torrent and Mayor Eric Adams in New York City's Progressive City Council over sanctuary city laws on Monday after an off-duty U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer was shot in the face allegedly by, and this is her quote, scum of the earth, illegal immigrants. Miguel Francisco Morat Nunez. They always have a ton of names too. A 21 year old Dominican national with a lengthy rap sheet in New York and utility infielder for the Brewers a few years ago he snuck over on a rubber tire and they gave him six million dollars and another illegal migrant it's

illegal it's an alien stop with your horse shit I think this is the New York Post to go fuck yourself illegal migrant suspect have now both taken it been taken into custody after they allegedly ambushed the agent and his friend in Fort Washington Park in Manhattan later Saturday. The second suspect who hasn't been identified, I'll call him, um, Frito Bandito. There you go. It's a mariachi on cue. First of all, Frito Bandito would be back singing. I don't care. I like the lump of men. It pisses off white liberals. I would do that all the time with the comedy cell. What are you, Korean? Somebody would go, no, I'm Japanese. Whatever, same shit.

Anyways, and fucking did hiss and throw Heineken. Anyways, and fucking did his and throw Heineken's So second suspect who has but I had to identify Public aid they did a sketch and they came out with a young Ricky Ricardo was That's who's gonna sound like a the shower at Rikers That's so ridiculous was nabbed early Monday. Here is Christine Noem talking about letting it fly in, I think this was a presser in New

York City I think. This Holman again looking like he hasn't had a bran muffin in about a year. Gotta love him. He cleans up nice doesn't he? He still looks like the Godfather's counselor, Yerry. Never let the immigrants come in. I don't mind. Your business doesn't conflict with my understand, but drugs is a dirty business. Anyways, here's Noam laying it down for fucking letting people know in New York to wake up. Attackers attackers the one that was injured his name is miguel francisco

morrow none known as a dominican national that was entering into this country illegally back in twenty twenty three he was then released back into this country by the biden administration miguel francisco morrow nunas is a and has a rap sheet that is a mile long. He was arrested, he was charged with grand larceny and also assault. The state of Massachusetts has an active warrant out for him for armed robbery with a firearm. He also has many other charges against him such as kidnapping and witness intimidation. There's absolutely zero reason that someone

who has scum of the earth like this should be running loose on the streets of New York City. He was arrested four different times in New York City and because of the mayor's policies and sanctuary city policies was released back to do harm to people and to individuals living in this city. Make no mistake, this officer is in the hospital today fighting for his life because of the policies of the mayor of the city. She's cute when she's pissed. My vagina is angry. It is. It's pissed off. When I look at what Mayor Adams has done to New York City, she says it breaks my, uh,

Corazon. Is that hard? Something like that in Spanish. It breaks my heart to see the families that have suffered because of his policy under sanctuary city jurisdictions. The NYPD, listen to this is prevented. And this is all sanctuary cities pretty much from cooperating with federal immigration authorities on civil enforcement. Just let that sink in for a second. How stupid. Can you imagine? I don't understand how they were able to pass sanctuary city laws. That's when I believe the whole system is just, it's all horse shit. It's just, somebody put this country on a trajectory

to eventually fail. I don't know who it is, whether it's Soros or whatever, but when shit like that, no, you can't cooperate. We want these dangerous people in the city threatening our people. It really is too much to wrap my tiny brain around. Let's move on to a guy who should, well I think he'll be on the, what's it called? No, the lamb. I think he should be on the lamb. Yes, Mount Rushmore. Wow.

I played too much Jeopardy last night. I was surprised in the wife's with some fucking Zing Zanglers. Laissez faire. She almost shit when I said that. The sword of danglocles, that one knocked the shit out of her. What the fuck's the one last night she freaked out at? Oh, I was on a fucking roll. Those people are so friggin' Hey, and I'm going to say it again.

I already talked about it. If I was Trump, my next investigation is into Jeopardy, the show I'd say in the last month I've seen six trannies on there you want me to believe, and my wife's like, well they, nah nah nah nah imagine she was with me 31 years, she still argues with me about it and gay, I'd say 80, I'm not exaggerating, 80% gay, the contestants Imagine she was me 31 years, she still argues with me about it. And gay. I'd say 80, I'm not exaggerating, 80% gay, the contestants. And I tried to explain, out of all the people in the world, the gay population may be 10% in this country.

That might even be high. But they make up about 75, 80% of the contestants. That's just... It is. Thank you. It really.... It is, thank you. It really, yeah but they're smart, not the fags I know. Dumb as a bag of cheese. Unbelievable, there's always one, and me and my wife,

I argue for the first 10 minutes. Before they even put a close up on it, they just, you know, they show from a distance. I go, that fucking woman in the middle was a linebacker in Texas Tech I recognize her It's unfreaking real how much of that shit is on there anyways, why do I bring it up I forget President with orange skin wants red skin back

That's Dallas's version of a rim shot he goes that's Dallas' version of a rim shot he goes rawr president Donald Trump on Sunday called on the Washington commanders god that name is what are you a U-boat fucking owners to return to their Redskins name and floated linking the change here's where he's the best to the new stadium deal, like I told you earlier anyways. Look at that generic helmet.

And like I said, it might as well say DMV on it. That's just, it's called, it's impersonal, it's what, IRS, government, you know. Redskins, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The team recently announced a new stadium to be built on the shuttered RFK stadium site. The Washington, this is Trump on true social, by the way. And by the way, he's got a thing on there where you, if you want a copy of the whole fucking paragraph,

you just hit copy And it got you don't have to highlight it all Am I doing it wrong on the other one because all the others you got to highlight it here copy, right? me Yeah, anyways Washington this is him talking Trump the Washington whatever should immediately all in caps change their name Back to the murdering Indian fucks. He said I thought that was a little over the top. Oh, that's nice Bring their name back to the Washington Redskins football team. There was a big clamoring for this

He said likewise the Cleveland Indians He says one of the six are he googled one of the six original baseball teams with a storied past. Let me just say this, out of the two, if you had to, and I think it's silly, anybody's calling this racist, but if you had to pick between the football one and the Cleveland one, which one's more racist, you got to go the Cleveland Indians and that smiling fucking Indian with a bright red face Brandy Kretico far-left comic very funny though fucking used to say that he's got that George Hamilton tan do you remember I don't remember George Hamilton he was a guy known for his tan

in Hollywood he's always no matter what fucking month it was in. Anyways, with a story passed. Our great Indian people, he says, and I love it. He's not calling them Native Americans or indigenous. Our great Indian people and massive numbers want this to happen, Trump wrote. So much so, they were banging on my door at the White House last night with tomahawks and whatever.

Their heritage, again, I'm quoting Trump, and prestige is systemically or systematically being taken away from them, which is true. Nobody looked at it like that. I mean, this is the sports teams, the only thing that remind us who is here. Times are different now than they were three or four years ago Trump said God bless him we are a country of passion in common sense owners

get it done he said in all caps in April the owner of the team of the Indians I think right Joe the Redskins Josh Harris, says it right, the next word, said the Redskins name would not come back with a new stadium. Trump said if it doesn't, I will cave your face in like a pumpkin on Halloween, you cunt. Oop, oh well, maybe. Trump signaled on Sunday that the stadium deal

could be tied to the team name. You see what he did there? See what he did? I wonder how that'll work out in court. Trump, I don't like how you're holding the ball there. He looks like he's ready to gun it off the back of the head of Rosie O'Donnell. I may put a restriction, Trump said, on them, meaning the, if they don't change the name back to the original Washington Redskins and get rid of the ridiculous moniker Washington Commanders, I won't make a deal for them to build a stadium in Washington," he wrote. The team would be much more valuable and the deal would be more exciting for everyone,

he added. Trump called for the Cleveland Guardians to do the same. The owner of the Cleveland baseball team, Matt Dolan, who is very political, Trump says, has lost three elections in a row because of that ridiculous name change. And I believe that. I don't know what the saying is, culture is downstream from politics or vice versa,

but they're connected. What he doesn't understand is that if he changed the name back to Cleveland Indians, he might actually win an election. And I believe that wholeheartedly uh... even some of the people who aren't very political they're just sports fans would would go you know what i'm fucking vote for this guy uh... indians he said of being treated very unfairly make indians great again

meagre what's up meagre die so let's hope that happens the redskins you can argue that's the best emblem in friggin' NFL. And I like the alcoholic Indian on the Cleveland Indians hat. Anyways, folks, go to nickdip.com. I'm sorry.

We have one more thing. When we talk Native Americans, you know what I have to do. I have to show a clip from my favorite show when I was a kid, F Troop. Great acting. Come to think of it, how did the Hukawis get their name? Glad you ask. Many moons ago, tribe leave Massachusetts

because pilgrims ruined neighborhood. Tribe travel west. Gentrification. Over stream, over river, over mountain, over mountain, over river, over stream. They repeat the punchline for the people. I think we lost. Where the heck are we? Where the heck are we? They repeat the punchline for the people. Fucking Larry Storch. That's that guy's name. The plays agar. Most over acting. Every time Dennis Miller would use it, I would...

A million people would use when you reference bad acting. He was about as good as Larry Storch. Funny fucking show though. You could joke about the shit, folks. Hey boys and girls, go to nickdip.com and you can see where I'm touring. Coming up quickly, August 8th through 9th, that's two nights, tickets are flying, I was told already.

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mind the DNC or the White House got to him and Kimmel and fucking Seth Myers and said we need you blah blah blah. President Trump said Friday morning that he was thrilled by the news that CBS is canceling the decade-running late show with Stephen Colbert. Trump said and I quote I absolutely love that Colbert got fired the president wrote in a post on true. So his talent was even less than his ratings. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Trump. You're fired. The president also took aim at ABC late night host, Jimmy Kimmel, who I is a

mystery to me because I've did a show a couple times and I They got to him too. They probably said here's three smart white guys very eloquent Any I don't know what happened to them Late night Jimmy Kimmel and NBC's Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon out of the three Fallon's the least Political but still has to play the game. It's NBC, while praising Fox News' Greg Gutfeld and his whole writing staff with Nick DePalo on. What? No, he's got some funny dudes here too. That's him laughing at the news about, you know who.

So Trump was praising Greg Gutfeld whose talk show, Gutfeld, airs an hour earlier. See this article has to point out, I think I got it off Axios, one of those, and they have to, you know, kind of, they're kind of padding the disappointment. Airs an hour earlier than Major Le, so what? I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next, Trump said, has even less talent than Colbert. Greg Gutfeld is better than all of them combined, including the moron. I'm surprised at this. The moron on NBC who ruined the once great Tonight Show.

Well, a lot of people. I think he's saying that because remember Fallon had him on years ago, Trump, years ago, during his first administration, I don't know, before that, but he messed up his hair because he didn't believe it was real. Oh That must have stuck in his crock CBS and it's a nom and Thursday Announcement and in the announcement Thursday, what are my fucking? Hair lip called the Kobe a cancellation. Listen to this. This is CBA purely a financial

decision you're lying And your piece of shit yeah it's a financial decision the show was losing I think somebody said 50 million it cost 50 in a year 50 million a year to make oh no it was losing 50 million I don't even know how that's possible he was getting paid 20 a year. Yeah, it's a financial decision. But again, they have to try to, they just can't admit when they fucking, when they're wrong.

It is not related in any way to the show's performance, content or other matters, other than nobody's watching it, because that's how it works. You don't watch TV shows, the ratings go down, advertising money dries up. You don't have to be a Republican to understand that. It's not about the performance or the content. No, you're right. Nobody's funnier than some of his guests. Chris Murphy, the fucking governor of Jersey, what a fucking shitload of laughs.

Oh my God god Liz Warren god she makes me laugh my tits off bro I mean just it was like meet the press with a laugh track it made C-SPAN look like fucking Monty Python oh I mean do you ever tune it in John Legend another whitey hater but he's black a musician who's won some Grammys So he's Jesus Christ the show's performance content or other matters happening at Paramount the network said in a statement our admiration affection and respect For the talents of Stephen Colbert and his incredible team made this agonizing decision even more difficult. You are so full of shit If it was agonizing, I'll tell you why it was agonizing. And I've just, again, I've given

the definition of propaganda is the first sign of propaganda is when something like this is being produced and they don't care that it's losing money. It's more important they get their message out. Just like ESPN trashed their brand that nobody's watching. But it's more important they get their message out. Just like ESPN trashed their brand that nobody's watching. But it's more important to tune into NFL Tonight and see an Indian with a headdress, a Puerto Rican woman, a fucking Polish midget, and two fucking Dominicans talking basketball.

That's what's important. Colbert marked Paramount Global in his monologue Monday, that didn't sit well I bet, over the CBS parent company's payout to Trump in a dispute. See they're looking for all kinds of reasons other than the show sucked. Over 60 minutes interview with former President Kamala Harris during the 2024 presidential campaign. Do you remember that? They edited it. She looked so dumb that they edited it and tried to get away with it until Trump called them out on it. Paramount is also seeking approval from Trump's FCC for a merger deal with a fellow entertainment giant Skydance. Whatever the fuck that is.

Here's a video of Kobe doing some of his greatest, I mean, just work that... Boy, touching that funny bone of America. I suck cock and I love it yummy yummy yummy yummy. What's that? That was him and his dance partner Chuck Schumer. I'm not even going to show the vaccine sketch where they dance to giant syringes behind them and um. vaccine sketch where they dance to giant syringes behind them. So not only unfunny, but wrong about important shit. Misleading you assholes, and yet you still

would line up to get into his show. Again, that's why there's no more both sides are wrong and right about shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That all ended, to me, 20 years ago. But everybody points to COVID. That was it. wrong and right about shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no embarrassed. As much as I dislike him, I still don't want to embarrass him anymore. But it wasn't about the show not being good. It was about it losing money. When's the last time something good lost money?

The fuck are you talking about? What's the matter with you? God fucking damn it. So anyways, yes, I think it's a blessing that he be gone. Do you really feel bad for him? He may, and listen to this, they're not replacing it with anything. Now people don't know how to take that.

Either he drove the brand so far to the ground that they can't, or I think more likely, that whole, and I've been saying it, that whole late night format where you bring the flavor of the month on from some shit movie nobody's seen and pretend to be interested in it. Got tired fucking 20 years ago. And you know what I mean? Especially, especially now with the younger generation, they don't watch that

shit. And that's who the movies are marketed to to at least that's the idea I'm getting whenever you want is green hornet and superman and batbag and Jesus H man what are we 12 year olds oh vampire or zombie land coming out Thursday no it isn't it's going away Friday let's move on to thank you jerk off Joe Biden and illegal alien released by the Biden administration allegedly we we well we sort of cover this with the gnome story but I'll just give you a little more details. Allegedly shot an off-duty border patrol agent in the face. I like to put a name in a fake give the guy some credit.

Yeah now why would you let him in if he's trying to get into your country? Nick, you can't prejudge by look. I would. Then I'd say catch me if you can. Just by his hair. You can tell he doesn't get up before 1 in the afternoon. Looks like a comic. Agent shot a patrol agent in the face during an attempted robbery in New York City. Despite being shot twice, the agent managed to return fire wounding the suspect as he fled on a moped. A video released by the Department of Home, that's why I did this story because you could actually see the incident, released by Homeland Security shows just what happened thanks to fuckface and election stealer Joe Biden, here's the clip. The off duty guy is over there to the left, like with another guy, right?

Was there two, he was with another guy, yeah. These guys pull up on a moped, you know. Fuck it, there's two people, let's rob them. Guy in the white turd, The guy in the white T-shirt. BANG! Picked on the wrong dude. So you saw the flash, right? The cop got hit in the face and the suspect in the white T-shirt got shot a couple times and then you get Mr. Moped over

here not knowing whether to shoot or go blind. That's me in a helicopter. I was flying above it at the time. Look at this. Why not shoot them now? Are you out of bullets? Isn't that? Yeah, it is weird. Why not shoot them now? Are you out of bullets? Weird thing. Isn't that? Yeah, it is weird.

I don't understand why you'd let them drive away, either. They've already shot at you, so you have the right to pick them off like the scum that they are. You know, but they're good people according to the sanctuary city. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some make great salsa. The agent moves for cover as you saw as he's firing back. The exchange of gunfire lasted 25 seconds as the agents raised up twice a return fire. DHS secretary and lady Kristi Noem identified the suspected robber as Miguel Francis, we already mentioned, Moranugnes, a national citizen of Dominican Republic.

She said the suspect illegally re-entered the United States in 2023. That's re-entered, not entered, and was apprehended by Border Patrol near San Luis, Arizona. But you know, it's the Biden administration. They said, what are you doing? What are you doing? We need him to fucking kill and rape taxpayers. Let him go. The US Customs Border Protection,

Southwestland Border and Countries report show that Dominican national was one of nearly 212,000 illegal aliens who entered the US along that border that month. It's down to zero now. But Biden couldn't have fixed it if he wanted to, right? Blow me. Due to overcrowding in detention facilities,

Biden-era catch and release policy, again, that was probably an excuse, dictated that, hey, I don't hear Trump going, there's too many, Trump's arrested all of them, and I don't hear any problems, it's too crowded. Open one up and alligator alley. Yeah we did. Here you go. Let's take a look at some other old prisons we're not using. Really easy actually. Dictated that agents released the man into the United States interior.

That was the Biden administration. What are we doing? What's going on right now? Yeah exactly. Dink. We need some positive news. Let's's cleanse our palate. Two babies burned to death in a fire in Denver. No. Oh, I didn't show this story. Did anybody see the clip? It was actually two. I'm like, I don't even know how to make this funny. Did you see New York City cops were chasing two drunk chicks in a car down in Chinatown, Canal Street in Bowery, I think it's called. I used to do the World Stupid Criminals. That was the studio down there.

I know it, New York Pretty. Anyways, Chinatown. Two girls are in a car being chased by the car. They're drunk. They're on drugs. They show an intersection. There's a lady sitting on a cement bench, by the way, right? Just like a park bench with her back. She doesn't know, here they

come down this street, literally 80 miles an hour. And there's a guy on a 10-speed bike. I don't know what happened to him. Both of them, and this is how they described it in the article, were obliterated. You just see the conament of the picture. I'm not exaggerating, maybe 80 miles an hour. I mean right into the back of the bench and you don't see the lady. You see all kinds of shit rolling across and I'm guessing some of that was her. I'm not trying to be fucking, here's where the internet is crazy. I like to see that. I don't mean I don't like to see it happen but I just I just because it's like oh my god what a world we live in. One second you're there and anyways paying it forward with burgers finally tonight. Long Island teen

has started a smash burger. What a smash burger Dallas. Is that when you smash it down? When they were they cook it with the actual And I do and I like my smash by the way a long island teen has started a smash burger business where veterans like Dallas Can eat for free and a portion of its proceeds also goes to support current military members and their families now How many kids in their 20s or whatever he is not even, yeah, he's in his 20s barely. How many kids have that type of heart and shit? These veterans have sacrificed, this is the kid talking, their lives so that we can put stuff together like this. The burger slinging soon-to-be high school senior Will Burrell, he's a high school senior, Will Burrell. He said that, that came out of a high school senior, Will Burrell. He said that. That came out of a high school senior.

The teenager owner of Will's Smash Burgers in Matatuck on the North Fork said his special mission was inspired by his time at a military-style boot camp in Vermont. His fans now include, this is Long Island they're talking about, New York Islanders forward and Long Island native Kyle Palmeri, who brought his son to the store to eat and has since expressed interest in collaborating through the Hockey Players Foundation, which also supports veteran causes. So already the kids in good shape to make a difference as they say I wouldn't be able to do any of this And this is the young kid talking without the freedom that we have and that's because they're putting their lives on the line

Borel set of active and veteran veteran military members and and people like the left would laugh at that, you know He thinks it's good wars, you know, they simple mind the self-starting youth is all about paying it forward from his dedicated corner inside center cuts gourmet butcher shop where he personally smashes patties and leaves handwritten positive messages. Now I used to sell steak and seafood door to door and I would write stuff on the back of the box like go fuck yourself. Here's my number. I didn't want to say that but that happened quite a few times. Sometimes they'd give me their number. Yes I really should have made a

movie. Guys my first job out of college I could make a sitcom a movie like I said it's Glenn Gary Glenn Glen Ross meets Taxi. That's the best description. Bunch of wacko guys in Toyota pickup trucks with a little freezer in the back and a block of dry ice selling boxes of steak, seafood and stuff door to door. We had two Vietnam vets who were crazy as shithouse rats, great salesmen. We get a guy named Billy, the manager, he was a coke head, he used to be homeless, he would sleep on the couch, he'd live out of the office, but he knew everything about the meat business.

And then my boss, nobody knew his real last name, young kid, Italian, kid, a few years older than me, business savvy, striving a hundred thousand dollar Porsche. We didn't know how and you know he'd get calls from angry husbands about me, I'd have to go pick up the food and Just I get a million stories anyways, so this guy this kid would leave positive notes Strive to inspire. See, now, if I got that, I'd go, don't tell me what to do. No.

No. What about you? Yeah, well, you're writing a book. The young entrepreneur launched his palette-pleasing endeavor last winter at a dinner event at the high school he attends in Greenwich, Connecticut. Burel is from Long Island and lives there when not in school.

Burrell raised 1500 bucks while Flippingberg is at the event for the pro soldier, Gary Sinise, of you know what fame, run for us, run. Flippingberg is at his event, Gary Sinise Foundation, which he now donates 10% of his Long Island proceeds to. The high schooler, 18, parlayed that initial success to cut a deal for a space in Center Cuts. That was the name of the gym I used to work on.

In Center Cuts, where he had worked when he was younger. Smart, smart. You got a little Trumpy here. So he went back to the place that he worked at at high school, meat joint, and he goes, hey, can I, and it was nice of them to go, yeah, sure. Delicious, delicious. Thank you. Borel, who also runs food trucks

at his Brunswick Schools Athletic Abet. Jesus, this kid's got some ink. I bet you he's got, for a junior in high school, bought picnic tables for customers to eat on at Center Cuts front lawn. Dallas I don't like it. Kid's 11 he's done more than I'll ever do. I never promised to make a difference. If you ask me like in high school or as a kid I just want to find something I love to do for a living. I came close, and put in the time and get

off the planet and hopefully do something better. Dead serious, folks. And now that I'm older, I don't know. I lay on the couch and the feet are positioned, my wife goes to bed, I start bawling. To snap out of it, I put on Flip This House with two fags. Anyways, that's a great story. Good luck, Will Baril. You're doing a great job, kid. And seems like you got your head on straight, as opposed to most people. That's it for today. I'm tired. I don't need this shit. I think everybody's's on vacation I was told on this line not everybody but a lot of them was that you know but what was that noise that made that noise tune into the brand new Rumble lineup again tomorrow. I don't know why I have to keep telling you this.

9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern time. It sounded like you made an explosion. Anyway, it's a great lineup. All seriousness. That's it. You guys thank it. I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here again tomorrow. Have a great rest of the day. Hi good night everybody Now the bad things gone away

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