The Nick DiPaolo Show - Protecting History MONUMENTal Task | Nick DiPaolo Show #370

Episode Date: June 25, 2020

US Marshall's to protect nations monuments. COVID cases hit all time high. Collage of Biden's racist comments. Thank you Dave from Annapolis, MD for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo here, and I know we're living in crazy times. You're watching your society burn down. The far-left radical jerk-offs are doing it. And you're not going to get any straight news on TV or on social media. They're squashing guys like me who have an opinion from the right. And they haven't squashed me yet here. So I suggest you come here at nickdip.com, watch the podcast. We rely on you to make daily donations at nickdip.com. And you can go to patreon.com, become a monthly subscriber.

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Now I want you to enjoy the show. So enjoy. guitar solo Oh, yeah! How are you, folks? Thursday, last day of the week, at least for this show. I'm sure you people have another day at work. I can't help it. I'm a comedian. Best part of this? Let me see. I started doing comedy on a regular basis

in 1988. That's what? How many years ago? Anybody? 32. And haven't had a boss for 32 years, so if it all ends tomorrow, I won. You want to know how old I am? Oh, fucking Jesus, Raz.

Yeah, here we go. When I started, Raz was, I don't even know how old you are, Raz, because black don't crack. You know what I'm saying? He looks good. He could be 21. He could be 32. I was born in 87.

You were born in 87. That's when I did my first open mic. You were in your, sucking on your mother's boob, or maybe you had formula. Maybe you're rich I don't know and I was doing my first open mic just think about that

I was doing this Jesus H but my pubes aren't completely gray yet for anybody out there wondering couple of gay fellas I use the

just for balls they have the you see the pictures of the balls on the boxes. Black guys, Irish guys, very pretty. Anyways, good way to start off the show. Hey, put up the picture of the, this guy's getting creative, man. That's Larry David again with my mask on. Look at, he's got me looking at somebody who's being loud at the table in the front row. That's the look.

Shut it. Shut your fucking hole. Anyways, thank you for spreading the word. Where is he? Looks like he's at the post office that would be horrible i i wonder if he wears that out and somebody spots it and goes hey that guy's racist anyways let's get to it in this faggy world where white people are bending over spreading their ass cheeks for anybody who asked except for trump he's got a little bit of balls well what do you need nick well uh u.s marshals told to prepare to help protect monuments nationwide as trump targets people who vandalize structures during a protest also i don't like nobody touching me. That's Thomas Jefferson. Any of you homos touch me

and I'll kill you. President Trump's vowed stern punishment for those who vandalize or destroy such structures as part of police violence protests. And it's not about police violence. They keep saying that in every article. Keep that myth alive.

It's about burning down our society as we know it and starting from scratch it's not about fucking george floyd or richard brooks it was for about 10 minutes okay they're tearing down statues of lincoln you still think it's about fucking cops they just want to tear down anything in the past that represents something good about the least racist country on the planet. Fucking people buy it hook, line, and sinker. Football coaches apologizing. Every time I fucking look at the screen, there's somebody apologizing. They're looking into the wrestling coach in Vermont. He might have said Negro in 1953. Jesus fucking Christ. In an email, Marshall's assistant director, Andrew Smith, wrote that the service has been asked to immediately prepare to provide federal law enforcement support to protect national monuments.

He said the Marshall's incident management team. Jesus Christ, I know they had one. Where the fuck you been the last couple of weeks? would start a joint operations center in Springfield, Virginia to coordinate, and every deputy in the special operations group would be made available to help as soon as possible. Good. I want to see some of these Antifa people getting their heads cracked open. And again, I'm going to say this again. I keep pushing this. I have for years. Rubber bullets. AR-15s or AKs with rubber bullets. They will stay back if they get sprayed with those. And nobody will get killed.

You might blind a few people. Hey, it's going to happen. Rubber bullets. Or a flamethrower. Or a super soaker filled with cat piss. That really keeps those cocksuckers away. besoka filled with cat piss that really keeps those cocksuckers away uh trump authorized the federal government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument statue or other such federal property in the u.s with up to 10 years in prison per the veterans memorial preservation

act the preservation act the situation i did i have to mention this last weekend i went or two weekends ago i went to forsyth park and i was reading it was a confederate statue and i'm reading the fucking thing a bird lands on the hat and shits and it drips down the yeah i'm like oh God, the Democrats have the pigeons now. I couldn't fucking believe it. That was such a metaphor or whatever for what's going on. Bird lands on it.

If I had a gun, I would have shot him. Shit down the sky, Barstow or whoever he was. He had a face like Joe Biden. Anyways, early Wednesday, defense officials said that the army activated about 400 unarmed members of the district of columbia national guard to prevent why unarmed fucking load that shit up to prevent any defacing or destruction uh of monuments so he's getting serious come on do you want to go to war? Come on. Do you want to go to war? We think it's a war. That's right. Across the country, protesters have toppled

statues of figures from America's sordid past. Sordid past. Including Confederate generals as part of demonstrations against racism and police violence. Again, no it isn't. No it isn't. It's not about police violence. It was not immediately clear how many marshals would be

involved in the work or what precisely they would be doing hopefully fucking people up but without guns i don't know what happens when a marshal gets shot you know like it happened in chop to chas you know that country that's disintegrating right that's the one thing i did learn about this watching these rioters and shit They tried to take over six blocks in Seattle because the mayor let them. It did one thing. It exposed how stupid they are and how

actually little a threat if they wanted to get rough. You know what I mean? They're just, they're fucking, they're clueless. They don't know history. They're on drugs. Really? You're going to topple America?

But see, they get help. They get help from the mainstream media. That's the propaganda arm of the fucking left. That's why they're even in the ballgame at all. And then all the capitulation with fucking white Republican senators on their knees. You know, the Democrat Party is already in. You know, it's all about race for them. That way, you know, we'll protect you from the white supremacists.

Haven't seen them yet in the last fucking six months. A Black Lives Matter protester stared down an Asian policewoman during Tuesday night's protest in Washington, D.C., leaving after the officer continued to stand her ground. Watch this militant black broad. And this Asian chick is having another... She's going down the line telling cops to fuck you to their face, which takes a lot of balls, but...

Fuck you! Fuck you! Deadass! I knew you would come! that's the same look like an asian woman at a bodega gives a black guy when he how much for the cinnamon gum what's this 75 she ain't having any of it she's a malignant cunt how much for the cinnamon gum what's this 75 isn't there a rule so you can invade a cop's fucking what are these the guys that stand guard over in england you know with the big hats and shit and they can't move? This Asian woman, she ain't having none of it. It would be funny if she headbutted this bitch.

Go ahead. That was it? God damn it. I got a lot of sound effects for her. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A big fat speaking cunt. She's cute. Said and true, but need to tell you

you're a motherfucking cunt. cunt, if I think he cunts, just cunt, said I drew a nail to him, you motherfucking cunt. You snotty little bastard. Try doing that with that cop. Try staring this motherfucker down. The guy's pants are way too long. Yeah, zoom in on that handsome bastard. Ah, that's what I used to do. I used to put on a fake NYPD when I was living in New York

and I'd pull over girls for speeding on Broadway get their information and shit they put it in a computer trying to fight the pussy on the side that was on the Chris Rock show every time they did a sketch and this is during the Giuliani era

where you know a lot of racial tension every time they needed a racist cop to call me to play the fucking part remember Grandmaster Flash you guys remember the Chris Rock show on HBO Grandmaster Flash doing the music and shit the first day I

was on the show I flew in from LA to do it I'm in the dressing room and I'm dressed like a cop he comes in and fucking his eyes get this big and he grabs his duffel bag and I go dude I'm in the dressing room and I'm dressed like a cop. He comes in and fucking his eyes get this big and he grabs his duffel bag and I go, dude, I'm an actor. He goes, oh shit! I get fucking weed in my bag. They did some of the funniest

shit about it was a good time as Henry Hill would say. It was a glorious time. I don't know, the pants didn't fit. I don't know who was doing wardrobe. Got fucking Fred Gwynn's pants. Can you imagine getting in the face of these cops just trying to do it and yelling, fuck you? Do you feel uncomfortable? She said to the Asian officer, you want me to leave? You want me to stop harassing? You want me to get out of your face? She asked. The officer continued to stand.

Fuck you. The protestor said as she departed. Wouldn't she tough? You know, your ancestors got to be upset with you right now. One protestor told the black female officer. No, I say your ancestors are proud of her. To be ashamed of you. You hater, you.

You whitey hater. With a nice afro from 1966. I kind of like that look, I gotta be honest. Like young black girls, it's kind of cute. But not militant bitches like that. I'll tell you, she's a dirty cunt. She gets in the car, what the fuck? What the fuck, Christopher? I didn't do it tony i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't do it uh more cop stories lapd listen to this one this one

fried the head of my cock like a fucking bag of French fries at Popeye's. What? That made no sense. LAPD, that would be the Los Angeles Pussy Department, I mean Police Department, halts use of racially biased gang database. It's called Cal Gang. I read this.

There's a movement, really, to fucking get rid of all law and order. I've never seen such cowardice by politicians. The LAPD has halted its use of a statewide database of potential gang members amid allegations that the list disproportionately includes black and Latino men.

Oh, we're going to get rid of it. Yes, it's mostly black and Latino men. That's who joins gangs. Do you see a shitload of white fucking gangs other than in prison when you watch Lockup and they focus on the three Aryan guys? Who do you think's in gangs in Los Angeles? Fucking Amish and the Irish?

Yes. My buddy, I remember, you know, my buddy, the cop from Miami, he told me they had a thing on local TV in Miami, like they'd put up a thing every week of the 10 most wanted criminals in Miami, 10 or 20, and they stopped doing it because it was all black and Hispanic. So they wouldn't do it anymore. I just want you to think about that for a second. The LAPD suspended use of the Cal Gang database on Friday, and now a coalition is calling on Attorney General Xavier Becerra to abolish the list of 90,000 suspected gang members. Makes me a sadist.

I didn't mean to do that. You're fucking crazy. That's the one I want. I can't see. Did you hear that? 90,000 suspected gang members, which tells you where L.A where la is and people are fleeing that state by the truckloads but uh yeah they want them to abolish that not enough white criminals

to strengthen community listen to this statement this fucking becerra is such a girl to strengthen community trust and avoid any adverse impact on individuals. He's talking like we're talking about 12-year-old girls. Any adverse impact on individuals, you know, suspects, particularly in communities of color. Yes, that's where the crime is, in all major cities. You know, I hear hear black lives matter but apparently black lives don't matter in chicago on the weekends black people don't think black lives

matter or in la or baltimore right mr sharpton individuals particularly in communities of color department will no longer use this resource the the LAPD said in a statement. You have to be kidding me. You fucking idiot! Cal Gang, which has come under criticism in the past for alleged false entries and bad information. Well, you got a database of 90,000 people. There are going to be some mistakes.

I love how they hold them to this standard, you know? If it was widespread and there was a ton of mistakes, you'd see it in the news every night. It was filed in 2003 as a statewide database for law enforcement agencies to share information on suspected gangsters and their associates. But once again, you know, the truth hurts hurts in a letter to becerra monday a coalition including the california aclu the aclu is just a fucking hate group now they're against they go after christians on youtube they're just uh they're they project they're the actual danger said that cal gang is racist and should be abolished. Cal gang is emblematic of the type of policing that has directly led to recent unrest throughout the country. And to that,

I say, fuck you. Fuck you. That's what's led to the unrest. Not people not knowing how to behave when they get arrested. Gang units and other patrols fan across communities target black people and other people of color. Stop them under pretext like a traffic stop or consensual stop. Use racist stereotypes to deem them gang members and add their names and information to the database to be tracked. All right. I want to see. Give us proof of that.

You know what? Cops have body cams now. It's the best thing that ever happened to them. You're going to see how full of shit these people are. In 2017, state lawmakers passed a measure to place Cal Gang under the purview of Becerra's Department of Justice. Becerra was charged with purging the database of old inaccurate records and creating new rules for adding people. Is there a white is there a white gang quota you got to meet?

This is scary, man. This is 90,000 people on a database. And, you know, it helps the cops. That's why I've been using it for years. But let's scrap it because the aclu thinks it's racist how many things have been done away with because somebody thought they were racist in the last 20 years a six-month extension was due to expire on july 1st but the extension has been lifted leaving it uncertain when the records purge and rule changes will be complete. Hopefully never. What a scary combination. They're going to get rid of something like that. And then cops aren't showing up now. A lot of them are quitting. Do you see where we're headed? I don't mean to alarm you people, but Jesus H. Christ, we're in some deep shit here.

White people. How's the chicken and I around you? The little chicks? Yeah? You're going to snap their necks when they get about four pounds? Fit in a pan nice? That's what my grandmother, she wrote, you grandmother, I grew up next to my grandmother, and they used to raise rabbits.

I told you this, understood, but my friends would come over. There was like 20 rabbits in a cage. I'd go, you can have that one. You want the one with the blacksmith? They'd name them, fucking visit them a couple times, and then about a month and a half later, I'd open my grandmother's freezer. And they'd be like, you remember Spot? That's him in the back. Okay.

We were eating rabbit. Like we're peasants. So good. My grandmother was from Abruzzo, Italy, which is known for its food. In Italy, that's saying something. She could make a fucking flip-flop taste delicious. But she would just snap those bunnies' necks. I like that. Forearms like

Boog Powell. Delicious. But you would just snap those bunnies' necks. I like that. Forearms like Boog Powell. This one gets away, the cocksucker. Ah. Oh, boy.

Moorcoff news, kind of. Walmart's always involved, huh? When there's shit going down with what they sell and everything. Remember? No matter. It's such a bad company. It only allows poor people to get decent shit at low prices. It employs a zillion people across the country. But let's shut it down because they don't provide enough insurance or any insurance.

Whatever. Well, now they're in trouble. Walmart is under fire for having insensitive T-shirts for sale online in the wake of global Black Lives Matter protests after the death of George Floyd. They got to mention that in every article. T-shirts on Walmart's online store read Black Lives Matter, which is fine. Blue Lives Matter. Oh, and even Irish Lives Matter. No, they don't. That one's a lie. The Irish, nobody gives a fuck. They drank, they beat each other up.

Fuck the Irish. I'm kidding. That was the attitude growing up in Boston. The Irish hated the Italians. Don't wander into Southie, even now. Can you imagine, though, that the phrases are widely considered to be in counter-protest to the Black Lives Matter? No, it's not. You guys said that. How the fuck can you argue with the statement all lives matter? If that bothers you, that means you think black lives matter more.

bothers you, that means you think black lives matter more. You're in fault. All lives matter. They even co-opted that. Most people said, oh, that's ridiculous. But now every time it's mentioned in a story, they go, it's sort of mocking black life. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. It's making its own statement. When you all that means black brown yellow red light green and my favorite taupe the fuck is taupe uh in a statement to global news walmart can this is in Canada, for Christ's sake. There's four black people in Canada. Two of them play for the Canadians. At Walmart Canada, we

stand against any form of racism or discrimination. Oh, you do, as opposed to the other Walmarts? Well, they say, get out of here, blackie. You ain't shopping here. You fucking... What's that, an Asian in pots and pans? Get ain't shopping here. You fucking. What's that, an Asian in pots and pans? Get him out of here.

There's a fucking Indian in aisle three pricing pork chops. We promote listening, seeking to understand and embracing individual differences. Do you really? Do you? You know what you also do? Half the people that shop at Walmart are paralyzed from the waist down. Fucking, there's a gridlock with those fucking buggies these people are driving.

900-pound lady with a teardrop tattoo. She's got a pincher thing. She's trying to get the cheese that's off the top shelf. Well, a fucking little brown baby's nursing on her tit. It's beautiful. And you got to go to Georgia Walmart. You haven't seen nothing. Am I right, Raz? Go to a Walmart in Georgia. Holy fucking moly. So fun. I saw a 66-year-old lady in a belly shirt making eyes at me. Got her number. What? shirt, making eyes at me. Got her number. What? Today, our third-party marketplace has a number of items with variations on the phrase lives matter. We will continue to review those items to ensure compliance with our terms and conditions. Let me translate that for you. We'll get rid of

them because we're afraid of the mob. Mob rules right now. Twitter user at Beth MacDonald shared a screen grab of a variety of the shirts for sale on Walmart Canada. Two in the picture say Black Lives Matter, while the rest are spinoffs of the slogan. Remove these now. That's what she says. You should be ashamed of yourself. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Fucking Beth MacDonald. That's what she says. You should be ashamed of yourself. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book?

Fucking Beth McDonald brainwashed. Searching Lives Matter on Walmart Canada produces 100 item hit, including All Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter, and Police Lives Matter. Oh, my God. that one's terribly offensive. They also have stickers, license plates, and signs. Another Twitter user by the handle of Kate Uddle, she should go by DC, shared a link to one of the T-shirts for sale on Walmart Canada, asking, are you kidding me?

At Walmart Canada, disgusting. Do better, she says. Do better. I can't find the phone. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. 20 minutes late. I'll do it again.

Are you kidding me? Disgusting. Do better! Make me a sandwich! Make me a fucking sandwich! There's gotta be a better way. So, watch for Walmart

Canada. And again, there's like, what are there, three ethnicities in Canada? You got a couple of Indians and Eskimo. Oh, by the way, they're changing the name of Eskimo pies. Somehow that's offensive to indigenous people. Can you fucking imagine? What are you going to call them? Fucking cold Indian pies?

I can't take it no more. What the fuck, Christopher? I didn't do it, though. I didn't. Vince Vaughn wasn't down there. Christopher, when I had an abortion a few years ago, they punctured my uterus.

Both of them? You fucking damaged goods are you a cop got a friend or family member who was a cop or are you like me and just appreciate like hell all the law enforcement does for us every day to keep us safe. And boy, are they getting the short end of the stick lately. Anyway, if so, please visit our sponsor's website at donaldstuff.com. Pick up a couple of these T-shirts. Fund the police. We've got Blue Lives Matter. Wow, all different colors.

Defend the police. And don't just wear them when you're cutting the grass. Next time the circus comes to town, you know, the protest is, put it on. Just make sure you're well armed. I suggest a pickaxe that's honed to a real nice point. A little one. Like the one Tim Robbins used in Shawshank Redemption to chip the... Fucking drive that right there.

Defend the police. These are nice shirts, actually. Daniel at thedonaldstuff.com told me that yesterday one guy bought 15 of these and gave them to his neighborhood watch people. Thank you, fella. Anyway, lots of great stuff on thedonaldstuff.com. Go there and make sure to use the promo code Nick to get 10% off everything on the website.

And as always, we thank them for sponsoring this show. I like that one right there. I like to see, I don't know, pick abroad. I was going to say one, but, you know, Jennifer Aniston. She's on my bucket list. I'm sure that'll happen. Right after I grow a foot and a half and put on 40 pounds and play for the fucking Patriots. It's a better chance.

Hey, let's take a break from the social upheaval and the political upheaval in the country burning down to talk about something lighthearted and fun. Corona virus. What a time. 2020. What a year. Huh? Tremendous. Listen to this, Raz. The U.S. broke its record for highest coronavirus cases recorded in a single day with 36,350 new positives reported on Wednesday. But again, that's according to NBC News. So we broke a record. Yeah! Yeah! We are the champions.

NBC News. So don't get old. Don't get scared because, you know, we broke a record because they're testing more people. You fucks. You NBC lying peacock suckers. Wednesday's cases topped the previous highest day count from April 26th, the first peak of the pandemic in the U.S., by 73 cases, according to NBC News,

who carries water for any liberal fucking thing. The World Health Organization saw its single-day record on Sunday with more than 183,000 cases worldwide. Yeah, I'm guessing a lot has to do with being more tests. See, they have to keep this going, folks. They got to keep this myth alive. I'm sitting on my front steps watching cars drive with people in it with masks on in their car.

You guys are just so fucking ignorant. It's beyond. You're being played like a fiddle. It's a flu. It's a flu. It's a flu. And just like the regular flu, it affects all people and unhealthy people. But you just keep taking everything you hear on TV as gospel,

wearing the mask. If they told you to put on flippers and a snorkel, they'd be doing it. Cheese dicks. Health experts say that the resurgence in cases in southern and western states can be traced back to memorial day when many officials began loosening lockdowns and reopening businesses really how about um protests in atlanta with a 10 000 people in the street you don't even mention this in the article you fucking bias lying

unbelievable on nbc cnn msnbc abc cbs la times boston globe they say you know it has to do with people you know not wearing their mask and they went after trump when he had that rally oh my god he's going to spread it everywhere not one mention of these jerk offs getting in cops faces. Ten thousand people on the street. No masks on. Meanwhile, the Northeast region have significant decreases. Oh, in cases as authorities in the area have maintained policies around social distancing and wearing face masks. Yeah, they have decreases because about 30,000 old people died in nursing homes.

Yeah, they have decreases because about 30,000 old people died in nursing homes thanks to Cuomo. Visitors who travel from U.S. hotspots who arrive in New York, New Jersey, or Connecticut will be asked to quarantine for two weeks. What if I'm only going there for the weekend to see my pals? What do I do? You know how many people are canceling there? I'm going to get there. I'm going to go to New York and New Jersey. You have to stay in a hotel room for, are you going to pay for it?

Got to quarantine for two weeks? What if the people are going there on business? You got to be dog styling me. Oh, these people are. dog style of me. Oop, oop. These people are... In Florida, where more than 109,000 cases have been reported, capacity for adult intensive care units is only 21%. Arizona only has 12% of its icu beds available the state health department reported that on tuesday so there's nowhere to fucking lay down but but you

don't have opening no but why not because a lot of people are riding in the streets with no masks on california also saw its big biggest single day coronavirus tally that's because it's a third world country on wednesday an additional 7149 reported cases brought the state's total of 290,222. That's because testing, not all of it, but a lot of it is testing. I'd like to know like the mortality rate, what that number is. You know, it's probably 0.01%, but you keep scaring people. You keep doing it. COVID didn't work. Now you got the fucking riots. I think you've done enough to get trump out of office

new coronavirus cases in california rises 70 in just two days all right 70 in two days. That's a lot. Corona, corona. The China virus, as Trump says. Why do you keep calling it? Because it created, it was invented in China. China.

The Kung Flu, he says. People irate. Oh, my God. What a humorless world. California Governor Gavin Newsom shared the grim statistics and added that he may reinstate strict rules if if necessary. Really? In a Wednesday press conference, the governor said the state reported the number of new COVID-19 cases as 4,230 on Sunday and then 7,149 on Tuesday. That's an alarming increase of 69% jump in newly diagnosed cases in a short span. We've seen a lot of those numbers are reflected in the increase in the Bay Area. Well, good. Good.

That's where San Francisco and Oakland is. Spread it like fucking wildfire. That's where San Francisco and Oakland is. Spread it like fucking wildfire. That's what I say. Somebody go sneeze on fucking Nancy Pelosi's doorknob if you can get in. That's an alarming 69% jump in new cases. We've seen a lot of those numbers. That's part of the state that's moved last

into this new phase. They have moved more slowly and now have experienced an increase in the last number of days. San Francisco County, San Mateo, really has nothing to do with those places have been shitholes for the last couple of years. Human feces on the street, homeless people everywhere. That's got nothing to do with the spread of it. Kiss my grits. Sorry for the strong language. The governor acknowledged that more testing, at least he's honest here, has contributed to higher cases. He says that's absolutely true.

We not only had a record number of positive cases yesterday, we also had a record number of tests. Well, OK, somebody comes clean finally. If that's a fact, tell me, am i lying the positivity rate for covid 19 has increased from 4.6 percent a week ago to 5.1 meanwhile the number of patients hospitalized with the virus has gone up 29 in just two weeks icu hospitalizations are on the rise reporting at 18 in 14 days. Governor Newsom, far lefty, on Monday, Newsom said he was prepared to revert back to more stringent state stay-at-home orders if necessary.

Here he is talking. And for you, your own work, your own flesh, your own trust. He says, we don't want to do that. We don't intend to do that. But let me make this very clear. We are prepared to do that if we must. A few housekeeping notes here, okay? And please listen up, folks.

This is for you guys at home. This is very important. Maybe I don't need it. The font is 19. I still better. I can't say shit. Over the past few days, we found out that YouTube is still fucking with us

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the premiere at 5 o'clock, we had almost 5,000 watching live. That's fucking fantastic. I want to address a super chat we got during the show yesterday, and thank you for all your super chats. I really appreciate them. This is from Aaron Stanley. Listen to this one. I was just fired for posting black crime stats on an anti-cop post when a liberal tracked my employer down. I'm a retired army vet and my brother is a cop. Can you fucking imagine? Not only are you anti-American, you fucking snitches, you little bitches.

A vet. Is that not a case of not being able to handle the truth? He posted black crime stats on an anti-cop thing. And some liberal snitched them out to his boss. Just think about that. Let that sink in. They're the people, they're the equivalent of people that used to burn books in alabama in the 40s you guys are the ignorant fucks now on the left

anyways um aaron i'm gonna send you a free t-shirt i know it's not much we thank you for everything you've done um retired army veteran veteran. His brother's a cop. Thank him, too. So we'll send you a free T-shirt, and maybe we can find out who did that, and we'll stick the DePaulo Army on him. I don't know how that works. Raz will figure it out tonight.

He's on TikTok all day, this guy. Unbelievable. So again, remember, spread the word on Facebook about this. And remember when you're watching, if you're not subscribed, click that button and make sure you stay subscribed.

Spread the word. It's just a rigged game, folks. I probably should have like 200,000 YouTube subscribers at this point. Who knows? And lastly, I'll be back on the road soon. Here are some of

my upcoming dates, folks. September 17th through the 19th, the Plaza Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. October 10th, stand up live, Huntsville, Alabama. October 11th, Zany's Comedy Club in Nashville, Tennessee. That's where D.L. Hughley, I hope they've rinsed the mic. Got COVID. November 19th, the improv. Raleigh, North Carolina. And of course, I'll be broadcasting live on election night from New York City with my buddy and one of the funniest people alive, Anthony Cumia. So watch that. We did it when Trump won that night. And he got like his highest ratings.

You know, he's got a fridge full of beer and whiskey and shit. Oh, it's a good time. I was driving home to Westchester. I was seeing three lanes where there's only one. Bucked up. Oh, my God. Let me get all the shit out of the way. One-time contributions.

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You got a good broad there. The veto level. Never tell your husband when you get him for a gift. On the day of my husband's birthday, you come to me and ask me to do a cameo? Thank you, God. I'll take care of this Salazzo business. I don't care how a man makes a living, as long as they don't conflict with mine. I wish you the best with your new business.

I swear on my grandchildren's children, if he should get hit by a bus, struck by a bolt of lightning, then I am going to blame people in this room. That being said, let's mind you. Let's talk about Joe Biden, since he's been hiding in his rat hole. I can't wait till he comes out. It's going to be hilarious. He's going to be like that thing at the end of Caddyshack that pops up.

I'm all right. You know, that fucking beaver thing. And somebody's going to run his head over the lawnmower. Joe Biden campaign hides staff diversity data, demands more transparency from Trump administration. Fucking believe that? White power, one, two, three, four. That's a catchy tone. How many bags of meth did they fucking have when they wrote that one?

Faster, Billy, faster. Guy's grinding his teeth. By the way, I had a crown put in. I told you. Did I tell you, Raz, it fell out? I didn't. Fell out last week. Guy put it back in.

Fell out last night. And it looks like root canal. So anybody who's had root canal, let me know lot i know a few people like it's not that bad somehow it became this thing you know people compare the worst thing anyways i'm just telling myself that joe biden has made it a campaign talking point to demand the race data of coronavirus cases but his campaign hasn't been forthcoming about the diversity of his own staff of course not you fucking hypocrite look at my staff, Biden said in December, according to BuzzFeed.

I have the most diverse staff of anybody running. I've always done it that way. He's such a fucking jerk-off. I don't like him. What are we doing? What's going on right now? You're lying. And you're a piece of shit.

Biden's campaign refused to give any detail about the claim after he made it and more than six months later he has yet to back up the assertion excuse me or provide any data on the diversity of his campaign staff you know why because there is none are you guys gonna keep falling for this? Especially black and brown people. They've been lying to you forever, the Democrats. Wake up. Smell Trump's coffee breath. Biden's presidential campaign staffed at the top by a predominantly white team of advisors. I know the woman who runs it, who's the head of it, though, she's black, that Simone, real hateful broad.

She's on MSNBC. she looks like reggie white remember she tackled the guy that went on stage she's a hateful uh woman of color in my opinion but uh anyway so biden's right the staff top predominantly white team of advisors declined this week to disclose the number of people of color on payroll or detail the way in which they track diversity uh data internally you're a crumb creep we have asked them a couple of times to make this staff diversity data public said alita garcia founder of group called inclusive which intends to promote racial diversity, translation, less white people, and national politics, and develop a talent pipeline for people of color.

Fuck the white people and the Asians. I don't know, is Asians people of color? Yellow is a color. Do we include that? Indians, that's a red. That's a color. I believe white is in the crayon box, too. What do you, people of color?

Everything's for people of color. That's how they measure everything. They bean count. Never mind who's qualified for the job. Huh? Forget about merit. Do it on, based on people's characteristics that they were born with, they have no control over. Which is exactly what white people did when they were racist way back in the day.

Now you guys are doing it. Congratulations. You've really progressed, you progressives. We have not received a commitment that they intend to share, but it's our hope that when this current hiring sprint is over, they will do that. But Biden has focused heavily on racial matters during the campaign, from frequently referencing the protests in Charlottesville, Virginia to pledge and to nominate a woman of color to the U S Supreme court. He even demanded the release of comprehensive racial data amid the

coronavirus pandemic. This pandemic is shining a light on so many inequities in our society. The stupid Joe Biden said, unsurprisingly, it's also amplifying the structural racism that is a fucking figment of your imagination, Joe, that is built into so much of our daily lives, our institutions, our law. Could you suck more ass, Joe? Oh my God. Problem? You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. Y onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm

telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. Let's take a look at Biden's history of controversial racial statements. We put a little montage together and he's so full of shit. Remember the Ku Klux

Klan? All that shit came out of the Democrat Party. Jim Crow laws, all of it. Go see Death of a Nation if you don't believe me. Here's a few cracks by Biden over the years. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids. What are we doing? What's going on right now?

Sounds like Archie Bonka there. They're just as smart as the regular people, you know, white people. Go ahead. Asian kids. He's going to let the big banks once again write their own rules. Unchain Wall Street. They're going to put you all back in chains.

I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. That's a lefty trying to be funny about race. They don't even, every comedian had been doing those premises since 1971,

and he's just getting on it in 2006. It doesn't even make sense. You have to have an accent to go into it. What he's trying to say is most of the bodegas or the 7-Elevens are run by hardworking people who he doesn't give a fuck about. Oh, I forgot this one. What's the guy's name, Raz and Ella? Charlemagne. Charlemagne.

Remember this one? You got more questions. I tell it. If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black You're a real crumbum You're a real crumbum You're a real crumbum What are we doing? What's going on right now? What are we doing? What's going on right now? You're a real crumbum

You're a real crumbum. You're a real crumbum. You're a real crumbum. Driving people nuts at home. Oh, here's Biden when he had hair and still half of his mind left. Listen to how, and black people don't forget this. Listen to how pro-law and, you know, prison and jail he was and compare it to what he's singing today as the country burns go ahead violent drug offenders will commit more than 100 000 crimes on this day alone and the sad

part is that we have we have no more police in the streets of our major cities than we had 10 years ago and what the president proposes won't help much what he proposes is no increase of what the president proposes won't help much. What he proposes is no increase over what the Congress has already approved last year. In a nutshell, the president's plan doesn't include enough police officers to catch the violent thugs, not enough prosecutors to convict them, not enough judges to sentence them, and not enough prison cells to put them away for a long time. Are you hearing that, folks? That's why right now, six out of every ten criminals who are arrested on drug charges have their cases dropped. That's why we think the president should triple, triple the commitment that he's made tonight for police, prosecutors, and judges for our cities and our states.

You hear that, folks? Boy, he's singing a different tune now, right? That was in 89. So I think Bush was in office. The first Bush, I believe. He's such a nitwit. Even when he had his brains. At least now he has something to blame his stupidity on.

Let's lighten things up and talk about sexual assault. What a country. Jesus. I also have a question, Nick. Oh, you do, Raz. Seven and a half inches. I'm talking about my neck. Go ahead.

Sofa King We Tall Did. Sofa King We Tall Did. I fucking we tall did. Retired. So fucking we tall did. I don't get it. So fucking retarded. Oh, so fucking we tall did. We tall did does not translate to retarded. Say it fast, right?

Stupid. Hey, Nick, would you agree that we should bring back mandatory military enlistment after high school maybe this will straighten out all of the fatherless black and white kids with their heads screwed on backwards yeah i agree dave that's a fucking yes women too because women can do anything men can do and And yes, after after high school. Yes. And. Yeah. I like that a lot. Fuck high school. Let's get them in seventh grade before they get to brain. You know, they get brainwashed from pre-K now to 12. So you're right. By the time they're 12, they're so anti-American.

And it's only going to get worse. And, you know, it'll be fun to watch riots over that. But, yeah, I'm all for that. Good discipline. My dad was a Marine. Most disciplined guy I ever know. I can show you the knots on the top of my head. You left the lights on.

Ting! That costs money. And that was the 70s. He was a kid. But I like the suggestion. You know, probably never happened. It definitely won't happen if Trump loses. Let's get him in fifth grade.

Let's start indoctrinating kids with some real right-wing stuff. It's really the truth Make sure they know who George Washington is and not George Washington Carver Hey, that's racist. I know he made the peanut thing. I'm a big fan eight a half of jara skippy last night What do we got here What do we got here? Porn star Ron Jeremy charged with sexually assaulting four women. You're raping me.

This is rape. This is rape. This is rape. You do not want to be fucking. If you're going to have sex with Ron Jeremy, you better hope it's consensual. Fucking. Imagine being famous for a giant cock wouldn't that be terrific

I'd trade all this in fuck comedy never wear pants either I'd just show up at pool parties naked lots of peace porn star Ron Jeremy was charged today with raping three women and sexually assaulting a fourth female victim in attacks dating back to 2014, according to California prosecutors. Jeremy, real name Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, I didn't know that, is said they will ask a judge to set Jeremy's bail at 6.6 mil. That's a little.

That's a little much. I don't know. Who decides that? Because we've seen other people who shot up somebody, you know five hundred thousand dollars uh when he is arraigned later today uh as alleged in the complaint jeremy raped a 25 year old woman at a west hollywood residence in 2014 he's also accused of committing three separate sex crimes at a west hollywood bar two women ages 33 and 46 were attacked in 2017. Jesus Christ, we didn't hear about any of this back then. While the third victim, 30, was allegedly force-raped by Jeremy in July 2019. I think I actually interviewed him on a radio show in New York.

Oh, my God. See my shoulder? He took his elbow off, and I had fucking crabs all down my neck. I tweeted this and I said under the tweet, that's right, I get six inches on Ron Jeremy. That's all I put. Pretty clever, huh? Seemed like a nice guy. Then I hosted the strip club, national strip club, you know, best strip club in the country in Vegas. My favorite gig. Got paid a nice chunk.

Did about 10 minutes up front. And then he came back with some chick like 24 backstage because he had done my radio show. I hope this is, you know, if it's true, fucking let him rot in jail. But I'm just saying, today there's so many, I don't know. If it's true, fucking let him rot in jail. But I'm just saying, today there's so many, I don't know. But, you know, porn industry, crazy. Well, Jeremy is the sole defendant charged. The complaint refers to an accomplice who helped restrain a woman allegedly raped by the porn star in March of 2017. Jesus.

If convicted of the charges, Jeremy could face a maximum of 90 years to life in a state prison, prosecutors say. Not good. Again, we have to hear it out. Don't prejudge. Let's hear it out from everybody. Remember what they tried to do to Kavanaugh. And again, these women,

well, one of them was 2019. She didn't wait, but a few of these go back six, seven, I'm not trying to defend them. I'm just saying, let's hear their stories. A lot of this going on. Also, I don't know if you guys know Chris D'Elia, comedian. Not a big fan of his comedy, but I'm sure he's a decent guy.

I don't know. Anyways, Chris D' sure he's, you know, decent guy. I don't know. Anyways. Chris D'Elia's team releases comedian's email exchange with accusers. Chris D'Elia's career crashing down around him. The comedian's camp is surprisingly taking aim at the women who have accused him of sexual improprieties. So a lot of, you know, a lot of this shit's going on. My vagina's angry. It is. It's going on. My vagina's angry. It is.

It's pissed off. Last Tuesday, a slew of women began making claims online that D'Elia had asked them for nude pictures, some when they were underage. One claimed that he had exposed his erect penis to her in a hotel room. He's stealing Louie's material. He's since been fired by his CAA agent and his manager, and a number of his shows have been pulled from streaming sites.

He played Whitney Cummings' boyfriend on NBC's Whitney for several seasons, has released emails to pay six, which they claim paint a fuller picture of the incidents his reps did. They provided an email between D'Elia and Clara Schaller, a woman who last week posted emails from 2012 on Twitter in which D'Elia said in it he wanted to have naked sex with her. Naked sex. That sounds crazy. You take your clothes off. naked sex that sounds crazy you take your clothes off who the fuck does that when she made them uh public she claimed that she was 17 at the time of the exchange delia's camp released an email to us that showed delia had allegedly asked her approximately midway through their exchange how old are you she replied 12 apparently kidding. He responded, answer, to which she said, 24. And whoever wrote this said, it should be noted that he asked for her pics before asking her age

and continued the lewd conversation, even though he didn't get a straight answer on her age. Another woman, Colleen Riley, posted a 2014 message from D'Elia in which he asked her to make out, followed by another in which she said chris i'm 16 delia's camp gave us another email in that chain in which he allegedly replied oh shit i thought you were at my stand-up show gotta be 18 to get into that at least my bad bye so no foul there the reps pointed out that riley didn't include that message in the series that she made public. So that's what I'm talking about. This stuff has to be investigated, you know. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. And finally, they released an email from Simone Rossi, one of the first women to

accuse D'Elia of misconduct. Rossi told the la times that she had an online exchange with delia in 2015 when she was 16 and claimed that he asked her to make out and send him pictures of herself oh boy you on wednesday delia's camp released an email from october 2019 in which rossi allegedly wrote to del, I'm 21 now and down to fuck. His reps say D'Elia didn't respond to her. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Not necessarily. We don't know the facts.

Yet Rossi also wrote on Twitter alongside of screenshots of his messages, imagine being 16 and being groomed by a stand-up comedian twice your age, and the only reason you never met up and never got physically molested was because you had just gotten a boyfriend of your own age. D'Elia's reps didn't provide rebuttals or additional messages in response to any of the many other allegations,

which the LA Times described as an avalanche of screenshots between a D'Elia and women. And the same story in the Times, a woman named Laura Vitarelli, who was not a minor at the time, said in 2015 he invited her and a friend to a party at this New York City hotel after a gig. She said when they arrived there, there was no sign of a party. The old party thing. We did that. Me and my roommate. We lived next to a nightclub.

We told her, we got a big party coming up. We'd open the door to our apartment. It was like Joe Pesci thinking he was going to get made. Opens it, there's nobody. Oh, no. Horrible. But we didn't sexually molest anybody. We just made him frozen mudslides until four in the

morning um yeah so there was no sign of a party eventually the two girls decided uh but the times as they started to gather the things they decided to leave both women said he pulled down his sweat pants pulled out his erect penis and asked, are you sure about that? Holy fucking moly. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. If I did that, the girls would definitely leave. That would be a killer. Guys get a lot of confidence. I guess.

Anyways, after the allegation surfaced, D'Elia told TMZ, I've never knowingly pursued any underage woman at any point, adding all of my relationships have been both legal and consensual, and I have never met or exchanged any inappropriate photos with people who have tweeted about me. He said he's truly sorry. Well, why are you apologizing? You didn't do any of that shit.

And the next minute he said, apologize. Truly sorry, and that I was a dumb guy who absolutely let myself get caught up in my lifestyle. That's my fault. Talia played a character who preyed on young women in both Netflix hit,

in a Netflix hit called You. It starred Penn Badgley. Said on a podcast this week that the claims did affect me deeply he said I was very troubled by it according to Deadline Comedy Central, Hulu and Amazon Prime Video all removed an episode of the series Workaholics

in which he also played a child molester what the fuck and Comedy Central has removed one of his special played a child malek yeah yeah raz don't laugh i forgot rats laughs and i can't find the fucking summer i'll let you do it uh anyways so let's let's hear the guy out you know i mean not even huge fan. Not saying he's not funny. Just not my cup of tea. But there's a lot of, you know, hashtag me too.

We found out there's a lot of false claims and shit. So let's hear the guy out and let's hear the women's side. And let's do it like a civilized nation that we used to be. That is it, right, Rez? Am I forgetting everything? Rez is like, yeah, for Christ's sake, we've done an hour and 10 minutes. I like to give the fans, you know. That is it for the week.

Again, thank you so much. We had almost 5,000 people when we dropped the show last night. You understand? If I was on the road, I'd probably be doing better numbers than I was doing when COVID hit. The China flu.

Chong, chong, bing, oh. Anyways, you guys think it. I will say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here on Monday. Stay safe over the weekend. Bye. guitar solo I'm out.