The Nick DiPaolo Show - Proud Boy Gets 22 Years | Nick Di Paolo Show #1451

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Tarrio's punishment, Biden ignores "the science" and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com

🎵 Mr. DePaulo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. I mean, fuck you and your bone spurs. How about that Bob? It's like he knows you. Isn't that creepy? That was on the No Heart Show in the 70s. What did they meet my dad or my grandpa? My grampy didn't care if he was liked or not, I'll tell you that much. Used to kick the dog in the ass when he let it out.

That's old school Guinea. And then my father said once he bought my father shoes as a kid, and they cost so much, he hit my father over the head with the shoes. You wonder why I'm a little fucked up? You think my father backed off on that shit? He didn't hit me with the shoes. He'd just throw them at me. But anyways, how are you, folks? It's Wednesday, as far as I'm concerned.

All's right with the world. You know what's beautiful about this week, Dallas? The turnaround for college football is only 72 hours. Monday night to Thursday. I'm telling you, folks, I'm queer for it. So are you. What the fuck else? Wore this shirt maybe twice in my life, right?

Like it. Brushing my teeth. That's not jizz. Wait a minute. Here we go. I didn't know toothpaste stained like fucking battery acid. Can't get the grime off my teeth, but it'll burn a hole in my tit. What the fuck's going on here?

You don't brush your teeth with your shirt on, dummy. I know. I was in a rush. I was helping the Gutfield. Gutfield. Greg? I'm punching up a Gutfeld monologue. They send me it.

You know, it was mediocre. I made it really funny. Sent it back. They send me it. I, you know, it was mediocre. I made it really funny. Sent it back. They go, oh, we chose the wrong topic. Do you have time to work on another one? And so it was a hectic morning. I'm doing that, you know, preparing for this show. Like a bugle, lessons at noon.

I mean, I was, what? Okay. What did I do last night? Anything worth talking about? Probably fucking not. Learning Mama Kin on the guitar. Aerosmith. I always thought that was a cover.

It was such a great song. That's original. That's one of their originals, I believe, on that first album. And it's just, I always, you know, fuck around with a solo. You know, I do the rhythm parts too, but now I'm getting into the rhythm. That, anyways, if you guys play guitar, you want to learn a good one, holy moly.

Apparently I'm not that good because people go, fucking shut it off next door. Anyways, let's go. That's not Andy? No, that's not Andy because i have duct tape over her mouth the minute i come home i put god bless her she deals with a cable guy i come home there's a you know black dude my kitchen my wife i'm like what's up i i have my gun too by the way i i because i brought look you know i brought it bring it to work i I walked in the house. I'm holding my iPad in this. Anyways.

And of course, once again, Comcast, the worst cable. They should fucking give me every cent back that I have. Anyways. Yeah, now my TV and everything, the cable just shuts off right in the middle of a football game. Just shuts down. And then I had to power it back up. That's the new one now. One of a million fucking things.

And then he's there. I guess he was there for like an hour and a half. The beds were still made. I wasn't nervous. What? What are you saying? Anyways, but he comes in after an hour and a half. Oh, it was your amplifier.

We have a utility room. What was the amplifier? I could tell by the confidence in his voice it wasn't the amplifier. He wasn a utility room, you know. What was the amplifier? I could tell by the confidence in his voice it wasn't the amplifier. He wasn't sure enough. Last night I'm watching TV. What happens? Let's get on with it. Not so proud. What does that mean? Former Proud Boys chairman Enrique Tarrio was sentenced to 22 years in prison for seditious conspiracy and leading a failed plot to prevent the transfer of power from Donald Trump to Joe Biden. You know what he's trying to prevent? The stolen election. The guy should get a fucking purple heart. He wasn't wounded. Give him a fucking red hat, something, a nice vest.

He looks like a military. And by the way, me and Dallas are talking about it. They come to some of my shows in Long Island, I think, or wherever. I don't know. I took pictures with them and the Oath Keepers. And I'll do it again.

So I hope you enjoyed my stint here on the internet i'll see you next 22 years ridiculous think about it nobody was charged with insurrection not seriously nobody's charged with think think about that one person killed and it was a trump you know the sentence from district judge timothy kelly is the longest given to anyone in relation to the January 6, 2021 Capitol attack. I call it a tea party. Terrio leaned against a podium at the front of the courtroom and hung his head as the judge handed down his sentence. Three other members of the Proud Boys leadership were also found guilty of seditious conspiracy.

Ooh, they scared a couple people and sentenced, they were sentenced last week. Fuck Joe Biden! Fuck Joe Biden! The jury didn't convict anyone for engaging in politics. They convicted Mr. Tyrell, this is the judge I think talking, and others of engaging in seditious conspiracy. Yeah, I heard you the third time, you fucks name. I don't have any indication that he is remorseful for the actual things he is convicted of. What should he be remorseful of?

I'll tell you what he should be remorseful of. He didn't break more shit. If you're going to give him 22 years, he should have kicked the shit out of Dick Durbin or thrown a glass at Pelosi's fat tits, which is seditious conspiracy, a conspiracy to obstruct the counting of electoral votes. Who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly. And that's a Trump appointee.

I'm hoping his mindset is, look, I got to make this, he probably got heavy handed from the way And hopefully Mr. Trump will get back in and go You're free Mr. Tarrio I really feel 22 fucking years Honestly

They broke a window It's a life sentence really I don't know how old is he He looks like he's in his maybe 40 30s yeah but getting out when you're 60 some odd years old yeah that's not life what are you doing you already got me dead I'm 61 for Christ's sake slow it down technically a life sentence isn't it like 20 25 years considered a life sentence no a life sentence is a life well you get 25 to life they always say

but anyways he's not getting he's not doing life. With good behavior, he'll be out in 21 and a half. Mr. Tarrio was the ultimate leader of that conspiracy, Kelly said. I don't really think this is super debatable. He added, I don't think the evidence supports the inference that Mr. Tarrio was the ultimate leader, the ultimate person who organized, who was motivated by revolution. He said he isn't. Did I read that wrong? What do you got? I don't think the evidence supports the interference that he is the ultimate leader. The inference. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Tarrio had been arrested in Washington, D.C.

days before the riot for burning a D.C. Church's Black Lives Matter banner. Oh, that was the real crime, probably. And bringing high-capacity rifle magazines into the district. And was ordered by a judge

to leave the city. How many, um, excuse me, how many Antifa members brought guns to a fucking riot doing hard time? You wanted to get Rittenhouse, who defended himself during other violent riots. But Kelly,

that's the judge, said that while Tarrio may not have been present at the Capitol during the attack, wasn't even fucking present, the Proud Boys leader had an outsized impact on the events of the day. While the 22-year sentence is the longest for any January 6th defendant, the Justice Department had sought 33 years in prison for Tarrio. Revolution's coming. People on the left, buckle the fuck up. Keep it up.

I don't know who's going to do it. I'm very tired. Kelly had consistently gone far below previous Justice Department sentencing requests for Proud Boy members convicted in this case. Kelly sentenced Ethan Nordean and Joseph Biggs, two of the far-right

organization's top lieutenants, to 18 and 17 years prison sentences, respectively. Zachary Rell, a local Proud Boys chapter leader, was sentenced to 15 years behind bars, while Dominic Pozzola, a low-level member and the only defendant acquitted of the seditious conspiracy trial, was sentenced to 10 years in prison. So you didn't even commit sedition, but you get 10. What the fuck? It's just so ridiculous. Jesus H., mother of God.

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That's what I feel like. Hey, in the second half of the show, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be talking about, if I don't get it in the first half, Activision. That's a video game company, whatever. Oh, they're only spying on millions of people who play

Call of Duty. Call of Duty. Do a Duty, Poopoo Duty. Honest to God, this story shocked me to the bone. This is how the government, they go through this company, and they're looking for toxicity. There's only one kind we know of, white male, right? So where do you hear this? It even shocked me for today's.

We know how dirty the DOJ is and whatever the fuck. Also, Aaron Rodgers has a great UFO story. When I first heard it came out of Aaron Rodgers, I go, he's probably Heisekite. But a great story. So that'll be in the second half of the show. That's exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdip.com. Nickdip.com. Yeah, just unbelievable. Let's stay on Jerkoff Biden, who is just... By the way, before I forget, I read this right before

we came on. Biden, somebody wrote a book, this guy Fuller, F-O-E-R. It's called The Last Politician. It's about Biden's administration. And this guy's no righty, you know, and even he can't justify what's going on. And they say how out of touch we know all this and that he really isn't running the show. He's a cold, callous, mean guy. They talk about the time when he, remember the 12 or 13 soldiers died when they left Afghanistan, right? He's checking his watch the whole time. Checking his watch when the

bodies are coming back. And one of the fathers said, you have to know their stories. And instead of saying, I will learn their stories, like the guy said, he said, I know their stories, like snap back at the guy. Just a piece of shit all around. And all the other stuff.

How he's never got a foreign policy, we said this on the show, a large foreign policy decision right. He was even the only one against going after Osama bin Laden. Just a fucking failure in all aspects.

And again, it's Liz Warren and Bernie and those douchebags running the show. And we'll deal with them soon. Biden ignores the science. President Joe Biden is masking up indoor areas yet again, following First Lady Jill Biden testing positive for syphilis and gonorrhea. Cut. What? No, for the coronavirus. For the second time.

Despite being double vaccinated, twice boosted, double secret probation, plastic tits, false teeth, rubber puss. Anyways, here is one of the best spokespersons I've ever seen in the White House. It's, you know, a little ragamuffin, Corinne Jean-Pierre. And again, I want you to focus on her eyelids,

because when you blink, you're feainting that you're thinking and you're intelligent. And she has to come out and make a statement basically saying Joe's fine and he's healthy. But she has to even read that off the card. This broad. Oh, my God. This is why affirmative action went away. Go ahead, stupid. President Biden tested negative last night for COVID-19 and tested negative again today. He's not experiencing any symptoms as far as the steps he's taking.

Since the president was with the first lady yesterday, he will be masking while indoors and around people in alignment with CDC guidance. And as has been the practice in the past, the president will remove his mask when sufficiently distanced from others indoors and while outside as well. Oh, thank you. That passes as a press conference or an update. How about all his staff will put one on because Joe shits his pants like twice a day in the Oval Office. Fucking ragamuffin had to read that. Ugh. Biden will now mask up while indoors.

I wonder if he'll do that when he's hiding in the basement behind the boiler during the campaign. As a preventative measure, despite the fact that medical or surgical masks make little or no difference to the outcome of influenza-like illness, this has already been, masks, they've already been debunked. Even shithead Fauci, we have him on record at the beginning saying they're not going to help that much.

And then last week he makes the statement, it's not going to like, with a pandemic, but maybe individually it'll... He really is a crackpot. Anyways, yeah, with COVID-19, it's not going to help, you know, to not wearing a mask. Per study from... Oh, that was from the Cochran Library. Have you been to the Cochran Library?

All the homeless go to jacket. What are we doing? You don't know, stupid. What's going on right now? Here's Joe being blindfolded before we shoot him against a wall. That's a joke, everybody. Who's the dumb cunt staring at him?

Oh, it's Harris doing what she does best. Standing there. Remember she kissed her husband through the mask? That was hilarious. The study authors also revealed they are very uncertain on the effects of the N95 slash P2 respirators compared with medical slash surgical masks on the outcome of clinical respiratory illnesses. Ian added that the use of the N95 respirators compared, we're talking masks, folks. When they say respirator, it's a mask.

You know, it's got the thing on the side. Mask probably makes little or no difference. These are the only people that study the shit for a living. For the objective and more precise outcome of laboratory-confirmed influenza infection, which is what COVID really is. But you keep wearing them, dummies.

You know how happy some people are that they're coming back? I mean, when I go to the airports, I've been telling you guys this, I see handfuls still. And I want to, it's the creepiest thing in the world to me. That thing was so uncomfortable, I look back on it, I get a chill. And these fucking people, it's 90 degrees here in Savannah. They love it. They love it. They're virtue signaling. This is how I vote.

And what you guys should do is punch them right in the mass. Tell them how you vote. Knock their fucking dirty teeth down their fat throats. I'm kidding, folks. Don't use violence. Use a flamethrower. That's not violence. That's just good, clean fun.

Am I right? None of this is new information, however, as Dr. Anthony Fauci privately admitted that fact in February 5th of 2020 in an email to former U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell. He wrote, in part, emphasis added, masks are really for infected people to prevent them from spreading infection to people who are not infected rather than protecting uninfected people from acquiring infections. That's straight from the horse's mouth. The typical mask you buy in the drugstore, then they call them and say, we're going to give you a cut for every mask we sell. The typical mask you buy in the drugstore is not really effective in keeping out the virus.

Again, this is Fauci speaking, which is small enough to pass through the material, like his penis. It might, however, provide some slight benefit in keeping out gross droplets if someone coughs or sneezes or free bleeds. I'll get to that later on. How about that? Will that prevent it? I don't have this story in the show today,

but did you guys read about the flight that had turnaround because of diarrhea? Could you even make that up? Could you make that up? I mean, it's my worst. That would be my worst nightmare. That's why I either do two things. I eat very light the night before

or I'll eat like a loaf of bread and a block of cheese knowing I won't shit until two days after I get back from the fucking tour. Can you imagine? They had to turn the plane around. Somebody said it was coming down the aisle. What kind of diarrhea is that? They had to turn the plane around.

Please somebody interview this. Get this person. They didn't mention. Please, don't be ashamed, whoever shit your pants. the plane around. Please somebody interview this. Get this person. They didn't mention. Please. Don't be ashamed whoever shit your pants. Please come out. It's hilarious. You should write a book around it. That's how I

That's what terrorists are going to do now. They tore up the rugs. The crew. They had to fly the next day. They went back to the thing. They tore the the rugs. The crew, they had to fly the next day. So, you know, they went back to the thing. They tore the rugs out. Put like fucking, must have put a new chair in there.

Anyhow, oh, low power mode, really. Hey, for those of you on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show. Everyone else, go to nickdip.com. Join to get my full show, Steven Crowder's show, which is funny and enlightening. And you got Brian Callen's show. And you know who Alex Jones, I think on Fridays right now, and the Hodge twins. It's really a great network, Mug Club. And you know why you know he's a player?

He's always dealing with lawyers and shit who are upset at what's going on. Chinks don't know how to make a pen. All right. Anyways, I do not recommend that you... This is back to Fauci, right? Oh, by the way, tour dates. Septemberember 15th i believe that's next week rob's playhouse buffalo new york the next night september 16th the santander arena with greg gutfeld uh reading pennsylvania and then the night after that september 17th hilarity's comedy club one show uh the great nick costa runs that club they have great food there. They have a piano bar. This guy is the... The guy... This guy is, I think, in his late 70s.

He might even be 80. He's got a fucking better physique than I do. It's a fucking creepy thing. Guy picks up a slice of pizza. I'm looking. Veins are sticking out of his... Fuck you. You should be...

Visiting angels should be here. Stop you. Guy's a nice guy, too. All right. guitar solo Bye.