The Nick DiPaolo Show - Proud Boys vs. Antifa Girls | Nick Di Paolo Show #460

Episode Date: December 14, 2020

Proud boys rough up leftist jerkoffs. Trump makes last-ditch election efforts. A major leak implicates Chinese operatives.

🎵 Yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the show on a Monday, another Monday, December, I don't know, 14th, something like that. For a sad note, my Uncle Bob died two days ago. Thought I'd start out on a light note, but you know how you only get one uncle you really like? This was the guy, 90 years old, looked like he was 70. Just an interesting, one of these true originals. We had to make him stop scuba diving when he was 76. He was still scuba diving.

And riding his bike around when he was 89. Got hit by a car, actually, about a year ago. And that was the start of the downward spiral. But he was a, when he was a young guy, he was a handful. He lost his dad in a car accident and his brother. And so he grew up, you know, a little, he was a little wild. Let's put it that way. But well-read, always just an interesting, interesting guy.

And yeah, it's a tough one with Unk. But I remember up at Maine, we're at a lake. And we're all looking around for Uncle Bob. We couldn't find him for like 20 minutes. So I grabbed the binoculars. I'm looking around. There was a tree hanging over the lake a couple hundred yards away with a rope swing on it he's 49 at the time or 50 i'm like yeah in high school we're like where the fuck is he i get the binoculars

there he is up in the tree i mean up if you did fall you die all of a sudden we hear a scream there he goes on a rope swing and i mean he had he had to be 50 feet, 40, 50 feet in the bucket. He was just that type of guy, you know, and just, Uncle gonna miss you. It's a fucking character. I mean, and he could put it away when he was young. He showed up at our house when I was like in eighth grade one night, snowy night.

Me and my brother were throwing ice balls at cars going up and down our street. So I'm on the top of a snowbank. My uncle had just plowed the driveway. I'm on a snowbank, had to be 10 feet high. All of a sudden, a cab pulls up in front of our house. My uncle gets out, kind of staggering. I'm up there. Without me knowing, he goes around the back, climbs up the snowbank and pushes me off the top onto a frozen driveway, like 10 feet below. And then he went in the house and he watched Jacques Cousteau and passed out. And he was just the most colorful character. God damn it, I should have sent you a picture.

And every once in a while, he would get in trouble. My dad would get a call from the Salem police. And my dad would go, like at midnight, my father would go over. And one night, my father goes over there. He's sitting in a cell with a black guy. And he's no youngster at this point either. And my father says, Bob, what happened? So my father talked to the cops first.

My father says to the cop, what happened? My uncle was sitting in a coffee shop in Salem. The pewter part of his column. These two cops walk in. And my uncle's kind of low. He goes, well, here's a couple of fucking assholes for you, he was, by the way, he was kind of a, he wasn't a Republican, he was, he went the other way, when Democrats were good and shit, you know, and so he got into it with a cop, or whatever the fuck, and so my father goes to him,

he's sitting in the cell, he's got the, my goes bob what do you what did you do he goes nothing i'm sitting there having coffee a couple of our cops walk in so i give my how do you do's this is only one of a ton of fucking anyways uncle bob we're gonna fucking miss you a A legend. Funny son of a bitch. We gave him a t-shirt that said Uncle Bob on it like, I don't know, eight years ago. He hasn't taken it off. Everybody liked it where he was in the hospital called him Uncle Bob in the nursing home. He was a tough old bugger and fucking a true original. All right, let's get to it.

Boy, we're still on the election. At least we are, the people that... Guys, if you don't believe this thing was stolen and that Trump was crushing Biden, I don't know what to tell you. You're watching the wrong channels or reading the wrong shit. And I watch them all, by the way. How many times can we hear unsubstantial, just baseless claims? What are you fucking?

Every day, Sidney Powell pulls out more shit. I mean, it's unfucking real what's going on. Anyways, Trump got a win today, I guess. Michigan judge, a state judge, orders release of audit a report on Dominion voting machines. So that's good. We've got a judge that has some balls. Here ye, here ye, the coat's in session, the coat's in session now. Here come the judge, here come the judge.

Michigan state judge Kevin Alsheimer ordered the release of a redacted report on the results of an examination of the Dominican voting machines in Antrim County, Michigan. There he is right there. The results had been shielded by a protective order, but this morning, Judge Ellen Scheimer removed that order, clearing the way for the audit results to go public. the judge further ordered that the case move to the discovery phase and mentioned the case could go to travel April, April of 2021. It could go to trial. And this is what I said, right? The other day I said, even if Biden gets put in there, and by the way, if he gets put in there, it's going to be for a month or two. Do you understand this? That was

part of the plan. Come fucking jerk off Kamala. Anyways, so if he gets put in there, let's say he does, right? And these judges keep fucking ignoring the Constitution because they're all in on it, apparently, the whole global movement. Trump is going to be out of office and he's going to, you know, he's going to start his own network or some shit. And even if he doesn't, this investigation of this trial will go on and more and more dirt will come out. The only question is, is there enough fucking assholes who hate this country that much that they're going to even ignore that, which they probably will.

If this doesn't get fixed, and this is serious, if this doesn't get fixed, the Republicans will never win another election. They'll be using fucking the same equipment like they're probably going to do in the Georgia runoff. Anyways, this hearing where this judge was conducted by Zoom, streamed live on YouTube this morning. I was up at 5 a.m. watching. I'm sure I was. I'm sure I was. The release of the report is a major victory for President Trump and his supporters who have called into question the Dominion machines. Yeah, we're the only ones. Come on. You go, baby. Here, come on.

So he's not going to give up. He's probably going to do more damage if he isn't the president, because sometimes you can do that. Like Steve Bannon, as soon as he left the administration, fucking guy's got a podcast with a zillion listeners already. Anyways, my girlfriend, my new love, Sidney Powell. Okay, I'm not attracted to her, but Jesus Christ, does she have stones of brass. She is not stopping.

Sidney Powell highlights how Trump could pull off a major upset. I don't think it would be an upset, by the way. It will be called a reckoning is what I would call it. He's not fucking upset. He won. She even said he won in a landslide. So let's not call it off. But anyways, I digress and split pubic hairs. Lawyer Sidney Powell asserted that due to alleged foreign interference in the November 3rd election, it's more than sufficient to trigger President Donald Trump's executive order on foreign interference that he issued in 2018. In September of 2018, September, Trump signed an executive order that says not later than 45 days after the conclusion of a United States election,

the director of national intelligence in consultation with the heads of any other appropriate executive departments and agencies shall conduct an assessment of any information indicating that a foreign government or any person acting as an agent of or on behalf of a foreign government, God, I hate legalese, has acted with the intent or purpose of interfering in that election. My problem with that is, are you going to rely on the intelligence agencies that are fucking loaded with deep state jerk offs? Right. They didn't really do anything with Hunter Biden shit. So I hope.

I mean, that's kind of a plan, but these fuckers hate you too or want you out. So good luck, you know, good luck depending on them. Powell told the Epoch Times she believes that due to that executive order, it can give Trump all kinds of power. From everything from seizing assets to freezing things to grabbing pussy. What? Cut! To freeze things, demand the empowerment of the machines,

referring to the voting machines. So, imagine if he does that, the world will stop. It'll be fucking great. They're still the machines. They were built in Germany. Flown to Venezuela. I got two in my house in mar-a-lago nancy pelosi's pubic heads are all over the keyboard these dirty cocksucker

i don't know what that meant i just felt like playing it under the emergency powers he could even appoint a special prosecutor to look into this which which is exactly, Powell says, what he needs to do. Every machine, she says, every fucking machine in the country should be impounded right now. There's frankly more than enough criminal probable cause to justify that for anybody who's willing to address the law and the facts purely on the basis of truth and not politics or corporate greed or globalism. So let's get it done. Come on, God damn it.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. How about this spunky lady? Come on. And I hope that's what happens. You think we're divided now, folks. Oh, my God. If there's any chance of him getting back in, load up on your ammunition.

It ain't going to be pretty. It got pretty fucking nasty this weekend. I don't know. But anyways, Trump had some comments. President Trump said Sunday, the election fight is not over, as he expressed his disappointment in the Supreme Court

refusing to hear the Texas lawsuit attempting to overturn Joe Biden's fucking victory and he was having none of it he said this come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom Oh, freedom! Oh, my back! I wish I was kidding. God damn it, am I dehydrated? I have a cramp right now, am I kidding? What the fuck? Whoa!

Oh, let me stretch that. That's being 58. I worked out good, though. I did it fucking hard. Right here in the studio, I did it. Yesterday. It's a nice big area here. I was doing handstands in my underwear.

Nobody could see nothing. Anyways, Trump said he's worried about the U.S. having an illegitimate president likening alleged election fraud to election in a third world shithole. You know, where you hear people talking like this. Don't eat shit, you son of a bitch. What are you doing? We got that audio from a polling place in Venezuela.

We got that audio from a polling place in Venezuela. Trump said that local Democrats in swing states were able to outsmart their Republican counterparts, which is true because those Republican counterparts are really what we call rhinos, to rig the election for Joe Biden. He says, we keep going and we're going to continue to go forward. We have numerous local cases. He continued in his conversation with Kilmeade, caught on camera at the Army-Navy football game on Saturday. I watched that game. It was played at West Point, by the way.

I digress. For the first time in 100-and-something years, because they usually play in Philly, an Army-Navy game. Did it at West fucking Point. Both teams ran the ball up the middle every play for like four quarters and there was a heavy fog and uh anyways army ended up winning as trump complained of the supreme court's decision not to hear the case on saturday twitter flagged you believe this twitter flagged and temporarily blocked people from liking and replying to the president's tweets the same

day i hate that faggot that runs twitter that fucking can't we get rid of twitter and i'll tell you another thing what frankly you're beginning to smell yes it is we try to pervert a tweet pervert this is twitter talking we tried to prevent a tweet like this that otherwise breaks uh the twitter rules from reaching more people. So we have disabled most of the ways to engage with it. The social media come guzzler platform added in a note attached to the post. In other words, there might be some truth to this as far as Trump and his support is being right. We can't have that discussion discussion how many times have you heard that too uh fucking uh

over the last couple weeks that uh oh the biden story they play clips of all these left-wing fucking news sites they were literally saying this when the biden story broke remember we're not i think it was uh npr said we're not going to follow a story that isn't a story and it's all fucking true guys it's time to pick up our muskets. I don't know what to tell you. How do you dislodge a tumor that is the fucking media? What do you do? I say you lock the doors at CNN, MSNBC, et cetera. Get out the molotovs.

Have one land right in fucking Rachel Maddow's beard or a giant unshaved snatch. Start a brush fire from here to fucking Big Sur. So Trump's had enough of fucking Bill's bar slash Elton John. He really is. Guy turned out to be another turncoat. God, someone saved my life tonight. Goodbye to Yellow Brick Road with the dogs of society how you got black man

your blind house i'm going back to my president trump continues to assail the fat fucking general bill barr general attorney attorney general fucking just general jerk off, saying he should have stepped up to alert the country that President-elect Joe Biden's son, Hunter, had been under investigation during the 2020 presidential campaign. As you know, stupid here. Put it aside because he said he didn't want to be like, call me and release this shit right before the elect, blah, blah, blah. But when you admit, when you omit shit, you are affecting the election. So, and he knows that.

So he's another one. He's another one that wants globalism. I fucking. Boy, is he exposing the rats. This guy had me fooled completely. Because he had Trump's back for the first year or so. Anyways, Trump said Joe Biden lied on the debate stage. He said there's nothing happening, nothing happening when he's talking about his son.

And Bill Barr should have stepped up, the president said, during an interview on Fox and Friends that aired Sunday morning. But Fox News reporter Brian Kilmeade said if Barr would have spoken out during the election, he would have been compared to former FBI director James Comey, who announced that the investigation to Hillary Clinton's email server was reopened days before the 2016 presidential election. And so what? Shouldn't we know who we're voting? What kind of people we're voting on? God damn it. What difference at this point does it make? Nothing for you, you fat, thick-ankled twatzone.

Have another bonbon, you fucking cow. Trump said all he had to do is say an investigation is going on. And by the way, I don't want to say anything bad happened to Hunter Biden, whatever it is. It's the facts. But I don't want to say anything bad happened to Hunter Biden. Is that what he's saying? He should have said, or is that what Trump's saying? I don't understand. And I purposely stayed out of it, Trump said. But he says, but when you affect an election, when they are saying things, making statements and the press isosely not reporting it, Bill Barr, I believe, not believe I know.

What? Did you write that in right, Jason? Purposely not reporting it, Bill Barr, I believe, not believe I know. Jason, is that what it said? Had an obligation to set the record straight. That made no fucking sense whatsoever. So he's pissed at the big girl. You can act like a man. What's the matter with you?

The president said in the interview that had been recorded during the Army-Navy game, which I just told you about. Anyways, he said that Barr should have acted more like then special counsel Robert Mueller, who was heading the Russia probe and disputed the 2019. This member Mueller, he brings out the one point when Mueller actually defended Trump. He says the 2019 BuzzFeed report that said Trump directed his former personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, to lie to Congress. But Bob Mueller stood up and he injected that this article was false. Bill Barr should have done the same thing Trump said.

That's when Mueller actually defended him. Remember, they could find no proof that Trump told the people a lie. Anyways, Barr also did not provide information about the investigation to congressional Republicans. That's fucking, he's the problem you're the fucking problem you fucking dr y onking jam rag arkin spunk bubble i'm telling you h you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground i promise you not this time one of the investigations became public last week when hunter biden disclosed that he was being investigated for possible tax fraud during his time out working for the Ukrainian gas company

and that's a whole different thing than the other thing they're investigating him for this two thing Ukrainian gas company while his father served as vice president in the Obama administration there he is right there sexy fucking Marlboro man talking to a 14 year old Vietnamese girl on fucking Zoom. This must be a big problem for Joe Biden because even the Democrats are saying it could be a big problem. But you know what? Do you really think they don't know that? I'm starting to think they played this one beautifully too. Perfect reason to get Biden out, right right and bring kamala in you motherless

fucks they are slippery you think they were working with the chinks nick that's old-fashioned that's right i'm bringing it back it's sexy this weekend got pretty rowdy out there and i take it as a positive sign no i don't want a civil war. Nobody wants a civil war. But I'd rather that. I'd rather fucking that danger than live in a country where the elections are stolen and we don't have a say anymore. So the Proud Boys, who I'd love to have on the show, I'd like to fill out an application and join up. Because they were out there mixing it up. It was good to see a little pushback.

And you people on the left have no fucking idea how ugly it's going to get. You think Antifa plays rough? Like a handful of guys with black masks on? Wait till you piss off the real fucking patriots. Ex-Marines, ex-military guys who know how to organize and have more weapons in your sister's bucket.

What? A group of Proud Boys ripped a Black Lives Matter sign off the front of a black Washington, D.C. church and stomped on it during a pro-Trump demonstration in the nation's capital on Saturday night. I think we got some footage right here. Do you want to go to war? Do you want to go to war? Saturday night. I think we got some footage right here. Yay, I say. I say yay. Let's remember Black Lives Matter. Let's remember what it is. It's not a civil rights group. Let's remember Black Lives Matter. Let's remember what it is. It's not a civil rights group.

It's a Marxist group. It's right in their mission statement to overthrow the United fucking States. So if you're part of it, you deserve to be fucking shot, charged with treason or whatever. The footage was posted on Twitter by freelance reporter Brandon Gutschweger. Shows at least a half dozen members of the right-wing radical group tearing down the sign outside the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church. That makes it way more evil, I guess. Doesn't it? I mean, oh, my God.

The man can be seen punching and stomping on the sign right outside the front door of the church, while other demonstrators celebrate by chanting, our streets. They're also chanting, fuck Antifa, which sounded so beautiful, actually. What civil war, folks? What civil war? But we're pulling down signs. They're pulling down statues.

I don't, you know, we have to fucking even it up somehow. Let's say we go after, I don't know, the OJ statue, whoever. There's got to be a fucking. One Twitter comment, commenter, commenter. I can't read. I can't see. One Twitter commenter called the incident stupid and pointless. And why is that, faggot?

Are you on the left? Shut your fucking mouth. No problem, John. shut the fuck up you cunt another wrote uh they can't possibly think this is a good look right who gives a fuck you know it's not a good look the left stealing an election that's not a good look either what do you think we're gonna lay down over here and take it in the ass these are probably people on my side it's not a good look fuck they're not politicians fuck the optics i think it's a great look jacked off to it like it was porn but other people voice support for the vandalism like myself with one twitter user writing tear it down boys

fuck yeah and that came from who that's right donald trump jr no he didn't like myself, with one Twitter user writing, tear it down, boys. Fuck yeah. And that came from who? That's right. Donald Trump Jr. No, he didn't. The church did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Sunday. Thousands of supporters of President Trump converged on D.C. on Saturday to back the president's claims of widespread voter fraud in last month's election, which he lost. No, he didn't. It's not over yet.

The demonstrators, including a large number of members of the Proud Boys, marched through the Capitol, clashing with the counter-protesters, including members of the left-wing group Antifa, in incidents that turned increasingly violent as night fell. And that's how it's supposed to work. You don't pull out the weapon until the sun goes down, that's it. Police said four people were stabbed in the melee.

Now the article I read, the first one I read, said it was four Trump supporters who were stabbed. I don't know if that's true or not. One disturbing video shows a knife fight between the two sides. So it got pretty ugly out there. And then in another headline, four stabbed, again, during BLM versus Proud Boy clashes in D.C. And we got some video of that.

This is a lone guy. I'll give you a little background. This is a BLM guy that they have kind of surrounded. He had already pulled a knife on somebody else from what I read. Now he's outnumbered, and somebody popped him in the back of the head. Normally I'm not for that type of shit, but it was kind of good. Let's take a look. No!

No! No! That kid on the right, is... Oh! Here's a motion. I think he just stabbed somebody right there. You see the motion? Black guy, by the way.

Now they're chasing him. One of the guys has a knife. One of the guys has a knife. They're telling the cops running by the guy has a knife. Yeah. Black guy has a knife. You're stabbed. You're stabbed. You're stabbed.

Sit. You're stabbed. So, uh, what civil war? Fuck you! Fuck you, mother! All right, a little pushback. No, we don't want people dying but you know i think that's what happens when you have civil unrest and uh how many videos have we showed on this show of antifa sucker punching old people right fucking shooting stabbing remember the fucking guy that

shot the kid in seattle wherever it was killed killed the, and then he got killed by the cops later, thank God. But the point is, it's getting ugly out there, and for you people who are too naive to believe, a civil war could never happen here. Well, if this isn't it, it's the kindling that kicks it off. Anyways, more violence involving Antifa and Proud Boys. We've got some more footage that I just take a look. I love it.

Life-threatening wounds of four people i don't know who's getting the shit kicked out of a man yeah leave it right there put that back up it said authorities didn't identify uh what the people that got stabbed what group they were with well in, in the article I read, they did. But I don't know. Again, we don't know. Anyways, I'm just saying, folks, we're supposed to take it laying down. Bunch of people showed up for Trump Saturday in D.C. You got to push back a little bit. I don't know what to tell you. May you live in interesting times. Oh, I am.

The person that said that did not mean that as like a compliment either. I think it was kind of a zing zangler. Right, Jace? Who said that? I think it was Wayne Gretzky's dad after they lost to the. Here's another headline. One shot, three arrested. This wasn't in D.C. This was in Olympia, Washington, where the protesters clashed over the weekend on State Capitol campus.

It got ugly out there, too. We have a. One person was shot and three arrested after two protest groups clashed near and on the state Capitol campus in Olympia Saturday afternoon, according to the State Patrol. The victim was transported to an area hospital by a private party, said Sergeant Darren Wright. Details about the victim were still not known as of Sunday morning. I usually take that as it was probably a Trump supporter who got hurt. Because the details are never available when one of our guys gets hurt. Nick, what do you mean one of our guys? You know what the fuck exactly what I'm saying. A Trump supporter.

If that was a dickweed Antifa BLM guy, they'd give you his, you know, a list of his blood type. Do we have footage for that, Jay? No, that was it. The two groups, anti-fascist style protesters and Proud Boys slash Trump supporters, once again clashed near the Capitol campus at about 1230 p.m. Police declared a riot and then issued orders to disperse the group, which moved them onto the campus itself.

The black clad group, a look that is sometimes, listen to this, sometimes associated with Antifa. No, it was Hasidic Jews. They dress in black too. Numbered about a hundred people compared to half that number or less for the Trump supporters. Both groups then shifted closer to Sid Snyder Avenue when someone was reportedly shot, according to the cops. During the initial conflict between the two groups, Olympia police made one arrest for a weapons violation, a gross misdemeanor, and later two more people were arrested in the area of Union Avenue and Capitol Way.

The cops said one officer was hit with a baton-like object while another was hit by a large piece of concrete. So we know who that is. That's faggot stuff. Fucking BLM. You want a court by its name? That's strictly for fags. The Sunday morning Thurston County jail log shows the following.

A 38-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of second-degree assault, and a 37-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of third-degree assault. Good. Fuck him. Oh, boy, you. Do you feel like me? Again, I'm not a proponent of violence, but for the love of God,

doesn't it feel good to have a little pushback? Anybody? Bueller? Let's move to some international news, which affects us domestically because we are the world we are the children we are the ones who make i don't know fucking anchovies uh this was a big story though a major leak containing a register with the details of nearly 2 million Chinese Communist Party members has occurred, exposing members who are now working all over the goddamn world.

We said on the 91st, who is it? You fucking believe this? They're infiltrating businesses all over, especially in the West, especially here. People better wake the goddamn hell up you know it you fucking people you have no idea how to defend a nation ms markinson said the leak demonstrates party branches are embedded in some of the world's biggest companies oh boy randy son of a whore and even inside government agencies communist party branches have been set up inside western companies allowing the infiltration of those companies by ccp members

oh my goodness then let me look around so i can ease the u.n's collective mind ah you're breaking my bars here huh you're breaking my bars here, huh? You're breaking my bars. Yeah, Korean, Chinese. Who, if called on, are answerable. We're talking about the CCP, the spies. Directly to the Communist Party, to the chairman, to the president himself, Xi Jinping. She said, along with personal identifying details of 1.95 million Communist Party members. There's so many Chinese. Mostly, they're using their numbers like they should.

Mostly from Shanghai. There are also the details of 79,000 Communist Party branches, many of them inside companies, Ms. Markson, said the leak is a significant security breach, likely to embarrass Xi Jinping. You can't embarrass this fucking dirty, shameless Chinese. It is also going to, maybe he'll fall on his Harry Carrier. Is that Japanese?

It is also going to embarrass some global companies who appear to have no plan in place to protect their intellectual property from theft, from economic espionage, he said. Ms. Markson said the data was extracted from a Shanghai server by Chinese dissidents. Those would be whistleblowers. Nick, I know. It was right there. I had to do it. Chinese whistleblowers in April of 2016. So good for them. You know, it takes a lot of balls to be a dissonant in china

i mean they get whipped a bit and you are one dead chinese fella i know a thing or two about a thing or two uh anyways it happened april 2016 who have been using it for counterintelligence purposes it was then leaked in mid-september to the newly formed international bipartisan group, the Inter-Parliamentary Alliance on China. Never heard of it. And that group is made up of 150 legislatures around the world. Are we in on that? It was then provided to an international consortium of four media organizations,

the Australian, the Sunday Mail in the UK, the Salem Evening News in my hometown of Danvers. What? De Stenaard in Belgium and a Swedish editor to analyze over the past two months. And that's what we've done, the guy said. We have analyzed all this shit. So all their information on these two million people are out there, like their addresses, their phone numbers, these dirty, slippery, motherless fucks are infiltrating

companies all over. That's how they got our intellectual property. That's how they're in our military. See, when they do something, they can afford to put 2 million people. It's hard to keep a secret, though, isn't it, with 2 million people involved? Thank the Chinese dissidents. The whistleblowers for stepping up. God bless you, Ching-Flao-Sing-Yang-Wang-E-Tang-Yau. In a related story, again on kind of an espionage international thing,

suspected Russian hackers spied on United States Treasury emails. hackers spied on United States Treasury emails. Hackers believed to be working for Russia have been monitoring internal email traffic at the United States Treasury Department and an agency that decides internet and telecommunications policy, according to people familiar with the matter. That is not good for us. I'll tell you right now. Let me give you my take on that, though. Russia, are you sure? Who put this out? Is it the Democrats going again?

Russia, look over here. Well, they're trying to clean up that Biden Chinese mess over here. I mean, these stories came out like on the same day. It feels to me like look over here because they're still they still believe they're still saying hunter's laptop was russian disinformation they're still saying that on cnn and even after it's been proven completely false so i'm saying they're going hey over here meanwhile shit's going on over here i don't know you can't even trust our intelligence agencies, right? They fucking, who do you trust anymore?

There is concern with the United States intelligence community, I'm sure there is, that the hackers who targeted Treasury and the Commerce Department's National Telecommunications and Information Administration used a similar tool to break into other government agencies, according to four people briefed on the matter. The people did not say, let me guess, Adam Schiff, the people did not say which other agencies, but late Sunday, Austin, Texas-based IT company SolarWinds said software updates it released in March and June of this year may have been surreptitiously tampered with in a highly sophisticated, targeted, and manual supply chain attack by a nation state.

Fucking Putin's probably like, get the fuck out of here. Nothing to do with it. Blame us for everything. SolarWinds stopped short of saying the hack at the Treasury occurred via them, but two of the people familiar with the investigation said the company was believed to be the channel by which the hackers got into the fucking our treasury jesus christ these people know as much about computers as i do you gotta get norton virus, antivirus, or life lock. Fuck, I'm burning up here. A representative for SolarWinds

did not immediately return messages seeking comment because he felt like a mamalook. SolarWinds says on its website that its customers include most of America's Fortune 500 companies. Oh, nice. All top 10 U.S. telecommunication providers. Oh, at least it wasn't important companies. All five branches of the U.S. military, the State Department, the National Security. Isn't this keeping all your eggs in one basket basket shouldn't you spread the shit out a little bit the National Security Agency and the Office

of President of the United States Jesus Christ, good thing they didn't tap into anything important goodness gracious hell-o-wees also the one of the Kardashians Kylie Kenley whatever the fucking name is he's 11 years old she's a billionaire they tapped into her too three of the people familiar with the investigation said Russia is currently believed to be behind the attacks I don't believe it what exactly leads

you to believe the Soviets were involved? Because that's what the Democrats keep saying. Two of the people said that the breaches are connected to a broad campaign that also involved the recently disclosed hack on FireEye, a mid-U.S. cybersecurity company with government and commercial contracts. Boy, they know right where to go, don't they? These dirty, slippery, whoever they are. You know the Russians and Chinese are working together.

The United States government is aware of these reports and we are taking all necessary steps to identify and remedy any possible issues related to this situation, said National Security Council spokesman John Ulliot. What are you going to do? Run an antivirus program? What are you fucking? The hack is so serious, they say,

it led to a National Security Council meeting at the White House on Saturday. These fuckers never do anything on Saturday. Said the people. How many times have I said that? Are people familiar with the matter? That could be a homeless guy who read the fucking thing today. The Commerce Department confirmed there was a breach at one of its

agencies in a statement. We have asked the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency and the FBI to investigate, and we cannot comment further at this time. Again, what worries me is all these goddamn intelligence agencies, they're compromised too. The world's too complicated. I'm moving to Wyoming.

I'm 58. I'm going to get 40 acres with a whole bunch of sheep on it that I can bang. Make my own butter and then slice my wrists and bleed out one of those old-fashioned tubs like you see in the Westerns. That Clint Eastwood's rinsing his balls in

after he comes into town. I don't like this world no more. I do da, do da. I don't like it when I'm here. Let's get to some politically correct horse shit. We haven't touched on, you know, we like to do the culture shit, right? But, I mean, we have bigger fish to fry with the elections and whatnot. But did you see this?

Did you see it? I'm sure Jason knows this story Cleveland Indians decide to change the name of their team because they're her gay That was Liz Warren's birthday party last March. And Major League Baseball's Cleveland Indians have crushed to the faggot PC fucking,

we're afraid of words pressure decided to change their name pissing away all fucking tradition in the name of what they're going to change the name they don't know what it is just citing liberal and political correct objections to their longtime monikers the New York Times okay you didn't have to put that one up that's over a little over the fucking top the left one the New York Times, okay, you didn't have to put that one up. That's a little over the fucking top, the left one. The New York, he still doesn't get the show, Jason. He was supposed to make them look bad. The New York Times reported that the team resolved to change its name Sunday, citing three sources within the organization.

Two goo gobblers. What's the matter with that? It's like George Hamilton when he was juicing. That looks like a Jew jew with a nice tan uh the franchise is set to announce its decision to change its name this week they'll play under the indians name in 2021 why if it's so offensive and it's hurting so many people why are you going to leave for another whole season oh because it's bullshit while preparing for a name change let's come up with something how about fucking bag it how about the pussy whipped how about uh spineless the cleveland spineless How about boo-hoo? How about wipe your... Ah, forget it. I'm too tired.

It's unclear what the Indians' new name will be. You know, this wasn't really affecting baseball as much as other sports, but here we are. What's the world coming to? I don't know. The Indians have gone by the name since the year 1915 but hey what does that matter and in so 1915 85 at another 20 it's what 105 years ago and six indians have complained so we're going to change

uh and they're poised to do away with a name that is almost as old as the American tradition of professional baseball itself. The name change comes less than a year after the faggy Washington Redskins changed their name to a really good one, the Washington football team. By the way, who are getting pretty good. If you've been watching them, they won like five in a row. Really? You're going to let it go for another year it's so offensive i get a good name for the football team and i think i mentioned on the show the washington filibusters is that not a good name it sounds kind of tough because it's got buster in it uh well how about the Mitch McConnell

ball sack team? In spite of liberal hysteria over pro sports teams' names after Native Americans in tribal communities, listen to this. The polling that shows a strong majority of Native Americans aren't particularly bothered by

team names such as Redskins. As recently as 2016, 90% of the 10 Indians left in the country, Native Americans indicated in a Washington Post poll that the Redskins name didn't offend them. So what the fuck? There's no crying in baseball. Why do we care what they think? Said the liberals. It's about us pretending to be virtuous. We don't care if they aren't offended.

We as white people loaded with guilt. they should fight back and come up with some another logo even more offensive you know like that indian with a thing of whiskey and some some i don't know somebody fucking him in the ass as he's looking at a map of manhattan something the indians had done away with their longtime mascot, Chief Wahoo, in 2019. That's because he killed two girls with a tomahawk and had them tied to a radiator. Is that a tattoo? Looks like it. What a waste of money if it's right there.

Anyway, citing objections to the character's appearance. That's true. That really is a mischaracterization no indian has smiled that big ever you've been at casinos lately that's the only time they get that happy uh the indians previously known as they were known as the uh forest uh cities spite What is it? The Forest Cities? They were known as the Spiders, Bluebirds. Those were offensive to me. They're very gay. Broncos? Spelled Bronchos?

And Naps. Now that's appropriate for every baseball name. The Cleveland Naps. Before adopting their current name in 1915, could keep their name and uniforms, again, until 2020. But the New York Times cited one source saying that they will shift away from it as early as 2022, even though nobody's really offended. Another option that Cleveland could take

is a similar approach by the jerk-off football team. I already said that. I sent you some repeat stuff. It's silly. It's stupid. think about how meaningless is huh so they're gonna they're gonna change the name and you're just bending to this shit that's faggot stuff i agree you want to call by its name that's strictly for fags we have an ongoing discussion organizationally on these issues the indian said at the time the recent social unrest in our community and our country has only underscored the need for us to keep improving. So what you're saying is we're bowing to mob pressure.

We agree with the people tearing down statues and burning shit. What a bunch of fucking. Don't they realize there's more money in them going against this by now i really believe for us to keep listen listen to this pc shit spilling out of this guy's mouth for us to keep improving as an organization on issues of social justice is that what you think you're doing you're improving problem you're the fucking problem you fucking dr y onking jam rag arkin spunk bubble i'm telling you h you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground i promise you not this time while the focus of the baseball world shifts to the excitement of

an unprecedented 2020 season we recognize our unique place in the community and are committed and a unique place in the community and are committed to listening, learning, and acting in the manner that can best unite and inspire our city and all those who support our team, the team said. And to that I say, will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Shut up! Shut up! Hey, get over yourselves. You're a baseball team. You're not going to inspire or unite the fucking world. What you're going to do is piss off people

family after family, generation after generation who has followed the Cleveland Indians. Just like tearing down a statue. Fucking people. Jesus H. I'm a...

We have to stop pushing back. I'm offended by the term Negro League. How about that? Makes me uncomfortable. Let's change that to the white power league. Let's change it to the Jews own all the team leagues. What?

A former advisor to Governor Cuomo was switching gears from baseball to the great Governor Cuomo who killed more old people than fucking bladder infections. And a former advisor to Governor Cuomo accused him of sexually harassing her.

I'm surprised it was a her for years. She said we have a picture of her right there and we have some audio of him. Her first day there. Christy, get down on your knees so sabrina can see your asshole uh lindsey boylan seen here who was running for manhattan borough president made the bombshell accusation via twitter on sunday yes she said at new york governor cuomo sexually harassed me for years she wrote wrote. Many saw it and watched. I could never anticipate what to expect.

Would I be grilled on my work, which was always very good, or harassed about my looks, or would it be both in the same conversation? This was the way it was for years. Oh, boy, you. Not knowing what to expect was the most upsetting part, aside from knowing that no one would do a damn thing, even when they saw it.

No one, Boylan added. And I know I am not the only woman. And they asked Cuomo, and he said, I like it. Cuomo's office rejected the allegations, which came as the governor was choking out three octogenarians that was still alive that he had missed in the Maple Street nursing home, which came as the governor was reportedly under consideration

to become president-elect Joe Biden's attorney general. What? Boylan spent more than four years working for Cuomo rising to deputy secretary of economic development and special advisor to the governor in 2018 well she must have slept away to the top I say dirty dirty girl dirty dirty whore I'm only kidding this guy's a scumbag but I'm sick of you girls crying did he finger pop you on the goddamn Xerox copier? If he didn't, anything less than that, I don't want to hear about it.

Boylan also tweeted, I have no interest in talking to journalists and did not immediately answer a daily news inquiry. She is running in the competitive 2021 Democratic primary for Manhattan borough president. She's a Democrat, yucky. Early this year, she unsuccessfully challenged Gerald Nadler, that 99-year-old fat Jew who's got about three minutes left on the planet.

She lost to him. So I guess you're not that good at it. I wonder what Ms. Cuomo thinks. I don't think you liked it very much. That is it for today, ladies and gentlemen. Something's flying around here. What else did I want to say? Don't forget thecomicsgym.com. Thecomicsgym.com is where the show will be eventually. That's the only place it'll be.

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