The Nick DiPaolo Show - Putin Invades Ukraine | Nick Di Paolo Show #666

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

Russians push into separatist Ukraine. Zhirinovsky told us date. Trudeau abusing power. 4 year old shoots at cop. Politco goes woke. Pre-schoolers black face?

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to the best show, in my opinion, on the internet and the most honest. You guys make it happen. guitar solo Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the show on a dirty, filthy Tuesday. What's happening? Russia's making more, who gives a shit? I'm 60. I don't give a rat's ass if they're living next to me. Anyways.

What else? That's it. Good seeing you. See you tomorrow. You think somebody else can say it. In the N-word tonight, I don't know. I'm just going to read what I just read. Hey, Uber.

Somebody explain Uber to me because I just read a story. I have a bit about it five years ago. How there's always sexual assaults on Uber. Who's vetting these people? Biden's, you know, Border Patrol. This is ridiculous. So, yeah. I'm always reading about sexual assaults and I have this whole bit about if you're a fat girl on a Saturday night you can't get a day call Uber. You wake up in your sister's driveway with your skirt over your head and the Jamaican going,

that'd be $5. Anyways, I just read a pregnant woman gets shot by her Uber driver, right? Then another blonde girl, like on a Saturday, goes out with her friends and takes an Uber back to her apartment and she's missing. So don't take Uber, I guess all I'm trying to say.

No, here's the other thing. My personal experience with Uber. I signed up and there was something wrong. My credit card expired. So they still have the other thing. My personal experience with Uber. I signed up, and there was something wrong. My credit card expired, so they still have the old one. Anyways, I've taken three Ubers in my life, only three. And on the third one, I was in Dallas. A young kid picks me up. I can smell weed in the car.

I'm like, ah, whatever. In fact, he misses my exit, misses the road. Gets back on the highway again, drifts into a Mercedes passing us on the right at about 80, drifts into him, touches him. I go, dude, what the fuck? I don't know what my point is. I know you all fucking use Uber and shit.

Try the Lyft or one of the other ones, but Jesus Christ. Enough of the pussyfooting around. Yeah, Russia's going into Ukraine. We knew that. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And what are we going to do about it? Sanctions.

We'll hit them in the wallet. They don't give a shit. The headline, fools rush in. Nick, you're so clever. Get it? Rush in? God, help me. Russia orders troops into eastern Ukraine as fear of war grows.

And the people of Ukraine are like, fuck you. I'm staying right here. And the people of Ukraine are like, fuck you, I'm staying right here. Russian President Vladimir Putin said, pass remote control. Raised the specter of war on Monday. Raised the specter by ordering troops into separat the map of Eastern Europe and upset the decades-long security architecture on the continent. No, no, no, That was Boris Johnson weighing it. And again, I've given my thoughts on this.

And it really was their part of the Soviet. I don't give a rat's ass. But stupid Biden fucking shuts off our pipeline here so we can rely on. Ay, ay, ay. Just a horse's patoot. Who cares? Honestly, I said it before, what if

Putin said, okay, I'm planting missiles or whatever in Mexico? Because NATO, he doesn't want fucking Ukraine as part of NATO, especially if he thinks it's his old Soviet Union. This guy's old school KGB.

And, but, you know what I mean? How we feel if Russia was, I'm not trying to defend what he's doing, but I'm just saying, are you going to waste more American treasure, lives, and billions of dollars and shit? No. I just want to hear what these sanctions are. What are you going to do, raise the price of fucking angel hair pasta? I guess energy. I don't know. I'm not pretending to know. I'm just looking at the macro. I don't really think it's worth us risking all this horseshit. Let him have fucking stinky. He's going into the break-off rebel places. That's the big story today. Because yesterday, Biden said, yeah, they were sort of hedging that Russia's invading, but then Russia announced that they're going to go after these rebel breakaway. And that's when Biden said, oh, now we can call it a true invasion.

They have no idea what they're fucking doing. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. invasion. They have no idea what they're fucking doing. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. The move to send soldiers to carry out peacekeeping functions has further inflamed animosities with European capitals. That's the only thing.

If it could affect all of Europe, I guess. I don't know. It comes amid escalation. Isn't that what NATO is there for? So what are you worried about? Oh, it doesn't really work? Okay. When somebody calls you bluff, like this psycho. Anyways, it comes as escalating fears that Putin will order a full-on invasion in Ukraine, a scenario that could ignite fighting reminiscent of World War II, or stop at the

borders of the separatist enclaves, which make up roughly a third of eastern Ukraine region, known as the Donbass. Putin's action drew swift rebuke and condemnation from the international community. How many times have we heard this song? Then do something about it. Quit your fucking whining.

He's calling you bluff. President Biden, just don't involve America. We've done enough. Send the rest of the NATO. President Biden and the European Union announced economic sanctions aimed at cutting trade. Oh, we're going to cut off the moccasins. And businesses with enclaves. The U.N. Security Council met in an emergency session Monday night. It appeared by day's end, though, the diplomacy was failing. And the region was veering inexorably toward a conflict that could lead to mass casualties and tens of thousands of refugees.

Really? Oh, Joe Biden's in a... Oh, Joe Biden's in the... We'll continue to pursue diplomacy until the tanks roll. We are under no illusions about what is likely to come next, said a senior Biden administration. You know what's scary? He can call somebody senior, you know, in relations to Biden. His 141-year-old administration, the official portrayed Putin's comments in stark terms. This was a speech to the Russian people to justify a war.

This is Potemkin politics. President Putin is accelerating the very conflict he's creating. The announcement of the troop deployment came shortly after Putin recognized the independence of the breakaway Donetsk and the Lehan... I hate these fucking Russian names. Lehan... I used to do a bit people go, should I get my news from your show? I go, let's put it this way.

If I'm doing a story and I read it first and there's three Russian words I can't pronounce, I'm going to do this story about it first and there's three Russian words I can't pronounce, I'm going to do this story about the cat dialing 911 during a house fire. Luhansk People Republic in eastern Ukraine. Russian social media account, including the channel associated with breakaway republics on the telegram. This is way too long, Tommy. Telegram messaging app. Uploaded video purporting to show a convoy,

presumably Russian armored vehicles, entering areas under separatist control. The Times could not independently verify the fucking videos. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? Oh, I don't know. Joseph Burrell, the European Union's top diplomat, said Tuesday that Russian troops are on Ukrainian soil, but it was not yet a fully-fledged invasion. Okay. I don't know. Do you guys know of Zelensky, I think, is the president, right, of Ukraine? Do you know he was a stand-up comedian before?

Seriously. He was a comic before becoming president. That means I have a shot. Hi, I'm Mike Lindell. Jesus Christ, am I tired of him. How much fucking advertising money does he have?

Ming. Let's move on. Oh, more Russian horseshit. Oh, yeah, this is sort of an add-on to this story. I saw this last night. There's a Russian guy, we'll show him, who announced back in December, told us the very date, day, month that they were going to do this Ukraine thing. month that they were going to do this Ukraine thing. Who needs CIA intelligence when you have Vladimir Zaremsky. Fucking Vladdy Z.

Look, he's the Rodney Dangerfield of Moscow. I'll tell you, those Ukrainians are going to respect him. Anyways, told us the exact date and time that Russia would begin operations in Ukraine. Speaking on December 27th, Russian ultra-nationalist Vladimir Z told the whole world what was about to happen, but no one was listening, which I don't believe. Are you going to tell me he could say this? I know CIA is probably, listen, it's what I said yesterday. Everybody's in on it. It's a big play. Let's just play along. At 4 a.m. on February 22nd, you will feel our new policy. That's a quote from Vladimir Zee back in Decemberbruary 22nd was when yesterday yeah when did they fucking

go in early that monday night early tuesday morning cfp ran this uh through a russian uh english translator and it checked out here's him saying it in a beautiful language. He's talking about a waitress with big tits. He's pissed. He said no pickles on his sandwich. Anyways, they put that through a Russian-English translator. Seriously, that's the speech where he announced it. And it checked out with the translator.

Also, it was shared by a White House pool reporter. So it appears to be legitimate. Oh, that dirty cuck. That says a lot for our fucking intelligence community. That's what I'm saying. Who do you believe? What do you believe?

Huh? Somebody help. I just wanted to be a tap dancer. As a kid. Suck a little dick. I mean, what? Anyways. Anyways.

Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. A transcript of the conversation between your helicopter pilot... Between C-SPAN and Joe Biden. ...be intercepted. Dragonfly. Between C-SPAN and Joe Biden. Dragonfly.

Here we are. Ukraine will be in tomorrow. Abort operation immediately. Which is what Biden's hoping Putin will do. But he ain't, man. He's KGB old school. I wonder how Trump would handle it. Hey, Vlad. Vlad, what are you doing?

Come on. We know your economy's the size of Texas. We'll fucking... We got more nokes. What are you thinking? That's what he... Biden's fucking shitting his pants. Ugh.

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Town smells like a corpse. Let's get on to some more kind of military leaders that are out of control, that are, I mean, high on power. Let's talk about this cum guzzler, Trudeau. He is as gay as this necktie. It's actually a nice tie. Trudeau, the gay tyrant. The Canadian Parliament voted Monday night, listen to this,

to approve Prime Minister Justin gobble-gobble-goo Trudeau's motion to invoke the Emergencies Act by a vote of 185 to 151 against. So, in other words, he wants to make this like... No, I can't. I can't. Fucking quiz! Just like my buddy said when all this shit started.

I mean, he said it to me a couple of years ago. When you start to see black trucks, like the marathon bombing, you see black trucks with no markings on them. It's federal. And then when they're talking about like even during the riots bringing in this is how it starts. You bring in the National Guard. Then you get used to it.

Next thing you know it's martial law. It's all conditioning. It's all conditioning. Exactly right. It's called monarch conditioning. So it's like getting boned in the ass. Nice and slow. Let just put the tip in. Next thing you know, I'm having a great time. But that's how it, you know, this guy, and again, nobody, not to put any ideas in anybody's head, but I'm just saying,

famous politicians have gotacked for weightless. No, I'm not saying. Look, folks, I enjoy hockey. Anyways, Trudeau invoked the act in unprecedented move last week, claiming it necessary to dispel peaceful protests linked to the Freedom Convoy movement, which is demanding an end to civil rights violations by the Trudeau government, allegedly necessary to fight the Chinese coronavirus, which was a perfect pretext to bring in your fucking Marxist rule. At press time on Monday, no act of freedom of convoy protest exists anywhere in Canada.

I didn't know that. All of them shut down? Let's go to the goddamn videotape. The Emergencies Act will be used to strengthen and support law enforcement agencies at all levels across the country. This is about keeping Canadians safe, protecting people's jobs. Pause. It's always about security, safety, always. That's what they do and it's good for you. We know what's good.

Don't fucking believe any of it. And don't think it's not coming here, folks. Anyways, any more left of that? Go ahead. Restoring confidence in our institutions. We're entering the third week of illegal blockades that have been disrupting the lives of too many Canadians. Here in our capital city, families and small businesses have been enduring illegal obstruction of their neighborhoods.

Occupying streets, harassing people, breaking the law. This is not a peaceful protest. What a fucking faggot. What a fucking power hungry. He's just Pelosi with a dick. This is not a peaceful protest. That's how fucking arrogant. Now, I understand that these mandates have caused hard... He doesn't even address it. He just wants to crush the little people. Let's get on with this global thing. That's all it is. He can't wait to get on with the global. He can't wait till the United States gets on board.

That's why we have to elect. He's a little old, but I think the next 2020... Bob Barker, he's still kicking. I just shit my pants. You know, he was banging all those models when he was the, I mean, the third his age. Seriously, I read a whole thing about it. God bless Bobby Barker. That's what I got to say.

The motion to uphold the invocation of emergency powers by Trudeau passed in a vote in the Canadian House of Molson with the half the Canadians, two left-wingers and a defenseman say yay. Anyways, a vote in the Canadian House of Commons on Monday with the Liberal Party and the NDP and other allies garnering 181 votes for the motion. Can you imagine?

That's faggot stuff. It is for Canada. You want a court by its name? That's strictly for fags. The motion was opposed by the Conservative Party of Canada, CPC, and the separatist bloc BQ, Dairy Queen, and their allies who voted against it with 151 votes, the CBC reported. The passing of the measure in the House of Commons is the first step towards confirming the use of the act, which allows the government significant powers.

The Emergencies Act was invoked for the first time in Canadian history to stop this freedom convoy. What does that tell you? Across the country, which included blockages of border crossings in Ontario, Manitoba, Alberta. I've been to all those cities, by the way. Man, I vibe around the fucking globe. Although all of the border blockades ended before the Emergencies Act was formally invoked last week. invoked last week. Instead the act was largely used, this is going to piss you off, to clear protests in Canada's capital Ottawa over the weekend and was used to

freeze the bank account of those linked to the protest. In other words if you sent money, even if you're a fucking American, if you sent money, they were looking into everybody. If you, oh, man, this is pure fascism. We disagree with your politics. We're shutting you down. It's going to get ugly, man. How can it get ugly? Anyways, shut down bank accounts, those linked to the protest. It was also used to force tow truck companies.

Can you imagine you own a tow truck company, you're a blue-collar stiff who believes in what these guys, and you got to go tow trucks? I saw a guy on TV last night, they shut down his company, he doesn't know where his tow truck is, and they shut down another company he has that has nothing to do with this.

It's coming here. It's really fucking China. This is how they run shit. Used to force tow truck companies to remove trucks in Ottawa, occupying the area around the parliament buildings after the government had trouble hiring tow truckers previously, as many allegedly refused. Like I said, they're blue collar. They don't want mandate. People forget what it's about. Once again, forcing fucking drugs

into your body. Do you want to call me this? Yeah, I do. Huh? Huh? How'd you like it? How'd you like it? Justin tricked all the faggots

to tell you what to eat, what to think, how to bank. Do you want to be like a cheap? Huh? Do you want to be like a cheap? Ah, ah, ah, ah. Get this son of a bitch

out of here. Take him to Freedom Town. Anyways, uh, early in the day on Monday, Minister Trudeau defended his continued use of the Emergencies Act, even though everything's quiet, despite the fact all the protests

had been cleared or had ended prior to his invocation. Here he is, uh, saying why. That was him saying, I think hockey's barbaric. People get their teeth knocked out, which isn't bad when you're blowing somebody like myself tonight. But that's not the point. I think I'm a powerful fella. This guy was a theater major.

Fucking. Canada's like a macho. The guys, you know, they hunt and fish and kind of redneckish. I like them. Anyways, he says this state of emergency is not over. There continue to be real concerns about the coming days, Trudeau said, and added people, see they think they're coming back, which I hope they do. People are out there

indicating that they are ready to blockade, to continue their illegal occupation, to disrupt. Okay, how about you? Again, touch on why they're doing this. We feel that this measure needs to remain in place. Do you really? Is that what you feel? Who said that?

Who the fuck said that? Trudeau. I'm a slimy little commoner shit twinkle toe cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant.

That's a perfect description. What did he say? I can't even remember. God, I got no sleep left. Twinkle toe cocksucker. Yeah. Perfect. God bless that guy.

He's dead, too. Mama's son. Oh, I killed Bob Beckel. I've been known to kill people. Honestly. Joe List, I was doing, I've told the story on the show before. We were doing a gig years ago down in Florida, one night

they tried to rip us off, they closed the place like the next day, anyways I said for some reason that Billy Mays, remember the guy what did he used to push, Ox, thank you so I'm on stage and for some reason I saw that

commercial eight times. I go, I hope that mother fucking dies in his sleep. Just like that. I wake up the next day, there's 150 emails from people from the show. Joe Liss, I look at Joe Liss' text, he said, you killed Billy Mays. And I did it to somebody else. Not even a year after that. My wife goes, what are you doing?

I go, I don't know. What am I doing? I'm going to talk about you only. And then, so, a couple nights ago, I said to my wife, do you remember that drunk guy? He was kind of a curmudgeon, but he was kind of funny. He was a little mean. And we're trying to think of his name.

And I went, Bob Beckel. So, fucking wake up yesterday and find, Bob Beckel. Bob Beckel. If I can wake up yesterday and find out Bob Beckel was dead. So who should I talk about tonight? Pelosi? With my wife? Anyhow, let's move on. Here's a story for you. Here's where we are as a country, as a society.

And can I just say this that's on my head. Slavery is the worst thing we ever did for everybody involved. Period. That's all I'm going to say. For black people, for this country, worst thing ever.

You know what I'm saying. A four-year-old child fired a gun at a police office. I'll say that again. You guys probably weren't paying attention. Four-year-old child fires a gun at police offices on instruction from his father

during a dispute over a food order at McDonald's drive-thru in Utah on Monday. Now, the shocking part of the story for me wasn't that he was four years old. It's that he had a father. Who's with me? Come on. Bang. That was in Utah on Monday. I don't even know if it's a black,

probably a fucking, Utah's down on many black people in Utah. Could have been a white fella. I don't want to be racist. I could, what, get kicked off the fucking internet? The shooting took place at Mickey D's in Midvale. I've been there. Delicious quote upon him. Jeez. They do it differently. They make it with turkey.

Just outside of Salt Lake City, that's where it was, when a man flashed a gun. The only reason I'm guessing black, that's not the picture of the guy, right? No. No. Because I've read a thousand of these where there's a fast food gun incident. It's mostly, not all the time. You got those rednecks in Florida once in a while. But, you know, nine out of ten times.

So let's cut this shit. I know I'm going to be wrong because it's Salt Lake City. But here's the other point. Why don't you tell me what the fucking race is? Oh, that usually is a giveaway. But I don't want to be racist. I don't want to ruin my career or what's left of it. When a man flashed a gun at the fast food workers, like, you know,

during an argument about his order, because, you know, you should take somebody's life if you don't get catch up when you ask for it. According to Unified Police Department of Great Assault Lake, the adult male with two children in the backseat, just two, so they ain't Mexican, pulled over and waited for workers to fix his order. But instead, the employees called the police because the guy flashed a gun. Instead, the employees called the police because the guy flashed a gun. Officers arrived and were able to remove the man who was being uncooperative from the vehicle.

Okay? I'm just telling you straight up. If that's a fact. It is. Tell me, am I lying? While he was being apprehended, police said the dad instructed the child who was still in the vehicle to shoot the officers. Cops said they saw a small arm. Is this a we?

I don't know. The news has been frightening for the last, I don't know, year. Saw a small arm and hand. Of course. They have to say and. No, it's a small arm with a hand, of course. They have to say and. No, it's a small arm with a giant hand on it. And a gun appear from inside the vehicle door. Don't you move, you motherfucker.

I'll blow your brains out. The kid replied, ka-ba-da-da-ba-ka. This is called an unhappy meal, by the way. A police officer hit the gun. Oh, my. The fucking kid shot the gun. Wow. This kid will be the fucking, he'll be leading up the crypts when he's in second grade.

A police officer hit the gun. Imagine he actually fired it, forcing the boat upwards where it hit an awning, the restaurant awning. I say give this kid the chair, the booster chair. Good night, everybody. Good to be here at Yuck Yucks, you fuckstains. The man whose identity was not immediately released by law enforcement, we'll call him Tyrone Williamson, was taken into custody. Officials have not announced what charges as of Monday. Why is everything a secret today?

Anybody notice that? In general reading, they won't tell you why the guy, how the guy died, haven't released this, haven't released, why is everybody, fuck it, everything a secret? And I'm not imagining it, I have great instincts. I got to blow some steam. You know what's a good way to blow steam off? Go on the road and you fucking get on stage and tell some jokes and finger pop that fat coat girl. That was when I was single. I can't believe it's almost March, ladies and

gentlemen. That means I'm back on the road next month. You can find all these tour dates and ticket links on my website at nickdip.com. Here's what's on sale currently. I have a pair of leather shoes that I wore in fifth grade. March 20th. you Thank you. I-U-D. Good night. Red. Looks nice. Looks nice, don't he, Jack? It's a line out of the Raging Bull. Politico propaganda.

Dallas, what is Politico? Based on this story, I guess it's a far left publication. See, I was wondering that, too, because some ago, it didn't seem like it was. Yeah. It seemed like it became that. Yeah, like everything else, you notice? Politico argued, listen to this one, man. I think they're just trolling us with shit like this. This can't be.

Politico, which a lot of people read, I've heard fucking Tucker Carlson quote it. It's got a clever flag there. That's terrific. Politico argued on Monday that President's Day should be canceled. You know why? Can anybody? For including former President Donald Trump in the holiday. Can we just go? Can we just drop? Look at Trump. What the fuck are you talking about? That was the best ever. Matter of fact, I should have a Trump week.

Call it President Trump week. Fuck President's Day. Who wants a mattress sale to celebrate that? In an article titled, It's Time to Cancel President's Day, the publication made the case that President's Day is not woke enough and that it does a

disservice to history and is less a show of genuine respect for American history than an insult to it, whatever the fuck that means. More specifically, the article suggests President's Day is irrelevant.

Let me guess, they're going to bring race into it? It's irrelevant because the holiday takes into account Donald Trump's presidency, that's in quotes, while discounts the racial reckoning spurred by George Floyd's murder. So one isolated, and it is isolated, you fucks, don't it? Systemic. By a scumbag drug dealer who once held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach. We should get rid of something that's a president's day because it wasn't acknowledged. Are you dog styling me? They're going to have a statue of him? If anything, it's just the opposite. They overplayed it, which allegedly caused widespread awakening. Oh, is that what being woke is?

Widespread awakening of interest in the American past. That's a nice way of putting we burnt down cities and you burnt and fucking billion dollars worth of damage. 30 to 40 people died. The awakening of interest. That's how they put it. Let the hammer rain. Oh, well, the best could happen. Let the hammer rain. That's how they put it.

Attempting to solve a problem that does not exist, Politico tries to resolve the conflict of President's Day by simply canceling it. The presidency itself, like so many aspects of American culture, is now in the middle of ideological crossfire. Again, that's innocuous language. In the middle of crossfire, they're trying to eliminate our history. Between left and right. That's another way of saying both sides do it. You motherless.

Is there a way that the center can find its voice in arguments about the presidency? Yes, there is. A good way to start would be to cancel the day we mark today, President's Day. Problem? You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time.

Do you understand that's what ISIS and terrorist groups, when they take over, right? I know there's a word for it. I forget when you tear down all the idols. Heretics. I don't know. That's what ISIS did. Destroying, remember? All those super old that's what ISIS did destroying remember all those super old stuff

they destroyed Aleppo an ancient city that represented everything in Syria Aleppo that's right Aleppo that was my screen name when I used to try to pick up Cub Scouts Aleppo that's right don't ever play Dallas in Jeopardy

when it comes to war. The name suggests we honor Lincoln in Washington no less than Richard Nixon or Warren G. Harding or Donald Trump. Yeah, what are you fucking lumping Biden? I'm going to come to your office. Watch your back, faggots. In its conclusion,

Politico assesses we should keep a day off to reflect. Oh, we should keep a day off. You mean take a day off to reflect the lessons of the American past, such as George Floyd's murder? They're just obsessed. That's all they got is race. Real history and ignore the holiday that includes Trump's presidency, which is mythological history. What? What? Excuse me? I can't wait till the guns stop flying. Dallas, I can't take it no

more. An invitation to arrogance and complacency. Trump's presidency was an invitation to arrogance and complacency. Yeah, you didn't say that about George W. Bush. You didn't say it about Reagan. You didn't say it about any fucking, every Republican president that's ever been in office, you guys shit on. And by the way, that history of systemic racism, you were the party of fucking slavery and Jim Crow. Don't ever forget it. I can't take it anymore. Let's throw it to Bill with weather. Dallas, do you watch the local NBC affiliate here in Savannah? The news at like 5 o'clock? I don't watch them directly. I just read articles on

apps. You're better off. My point being, and I can't believe this, I have yet to see a straight person. Guys, I'm not kidding. The black woman anchor, and she looks like Scottie Pippen, but she seems straight.

Every guy that works there, super gay. I'm just saying, well, Nick, why is that? Why? Because I got to believe there's some straight reporters that could have, I got to believe they were discriminating. I know whoever was hiring was super gay. It's unbelievable. This white guy's got hands like a bitch. He throws it to some guy

who's gayer than he is. Then he'll toss it to another guy in a dress. It's fucking... I had my wife crying, laughing. I go, what's this? I actually recorded it. And I'm fast forward. I can't find a straight guy on the news.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying. The fact that that even passes as journalism or what we just read. I know. I don't. Must be an op-ed piece. I don't know. I don't care anymore. Is this the final

story? Here's one for you. Black-faced babies. What does that mean? A daycare teacher in Massachusetts, surprise, surprise, my home state, has been fired after she made young children wear black-faced masks, I'm talking really young children, for Black History Month, and the daycare has temporarily shut down out of fear of protest. Look, of course, a white teacher, I'm guessing, right? I believe it's a white broad. Karen, why?

Now, this is how screwed up we are about race. She's actually thinks she's doing good. You know Ray. She's actually thinks she's doing good. You know what I mean? She thinks she's doing good. It's so fucked up that she's getting in trouble for being PC. You know what I mean? For PC-ing wrong. Yeah.

Look at the black... Look at the fucking... Those faces offend me, for Christ's sake. We reached out to one of the kids' mothers and she said this. Look at what folks says about this family I does. That's a white woman from Newton, Mass. I told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson's and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog.

and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. What's funny is, if those paper plates, that's what they are, aren't racist enough, they serve fried chicken and watermelon to the kids on the black faces. What is go- let's take a look. A preschool teacher helping a group of toddlers make paper plates into black face masks. Widely considered an offensive and racist stereotype that essentially mocks the African-American experience. And for people to claim ignorance, I think it's unacceptable in 2022. Do you? Who cares what you fucking think? How about that, Bridget?

Okay? Even if you didn't feel that way, you'd have to say it, because your neighborhood would beat the fuck out of you if they saw you in the news saying, eh, no biggie. I'm not defending the teacher. This, if there was any, if a black person could, for once, when it comes to race, be objective, there's like three in the world, you know, Clarence Thomas. She would say, I don't think the teacher was doing it to mock my race.

You know what I mean? I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Nah, can't be. Nah, ignorance ain't no benefit of that. No, she's doing it to make fun of your race. You stupid batch. Both of yous. Now, I want one of those plates. We'll be selling them at Nick Dip.

Anyways, I see kids, Montessori Daycare in Newton, which is fluffy. Well, one part of Newton's really rich. Posted an apology letter on its front door after it got attention on social media when a teacher had kids make blackface math to learn about black history. Why don't we get rid of Black History Month? That'll stop a lot of fucking arguing. One mother, Nadira Pierce, picked up her children at the school and learned what

happened. She complained, pulled her kids out of the school, and wrote about what happened on social media. I wish I knew her color. Like, it's not relative to the story. This is unacceptable and don't really understand the concept of this project. Pierce told NBC, Boston, and... I don't know. I thought I was teaching the kids. I was teaching the kids.

Now they wouldn't have found the black faces. They were all over the place. Kids posted an apology on IC Kids. That place. Kids posted an apology on, I see kids, that's a school, posted an apology on Facebook, but that apology drew criticism. I can't wait to get off this fucking, yep. The apology claimed that the school's leaders were hearing a protest happening at the center that will be, put the children and staff at risk. So they closed, I don't even understand what,

were they getting threats from white people? I don't even understand. I can't even. So they closed the school because that's what people do when they chicken shit. They avoid confrontation, in my opinion.

Y'all. It's not why it closes school. And you're a piece of shit. Hey, talk it easy. The school also posted an apology. Jesus. Anywhere they didn't put one? The school also made the kids go to a black cemetery

and apologize to the dead people. The school also posted an apology on its door which said, to celebrate, I'm quoting, Black History Month, a teacher in toddler classroom at IC Kids planned and carried out an activity that involved black masks, blackface. One of the parents brought it to our attention and was offended, which is enough to shut down the school. The teacher apologized to the parent, and that should be the end of it.

The statement said that the teacher was reprimanded and admitted that the wording of Facebook apology was not the best statement. Oh my god, does anybody stand up and go shut the fuck up, I apologize. So we apologized. Is this a parody on? How many times have I mentioned apologize? So they apologized to the Puerto Ricans who discovered Florida, and then they went to a kid's cancer hospital and apologized to every and anyone this may have offended. Oh, my God. If you knew Newton-Mass, this makes perfect sense. A couple people from Newton Mass, by the way, Louis C.K., Joe Rogan. I know Louis grew up on the shit side of town. That statement said that the teacher who conducted the activity has since been released

from her employment at IC. Oh, that's great. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. So it doesn't matter the intent? Do you really think that white woman in 2022 teaching little kids of all colors, you really think she was mocking?

You see how it doesn't matter? Like the N-word doesn't matter. The context, you're not supposed to. So why don't we just make a law, white people don't even address black culture. Then they'll complain. You're ignoring a fucking, how much time I've wasted in my life?

I was just thinking about this. For the last 50 years, it's been tolerance as far as minorities, gays, trick. Look where it's got us. Anybody, do you ever check your work the last 40 years and go, oh, this approach isn't working? This is white straight men have just kept their mouth shut the last 40 years and not even, shouldn't be blamed for half the fucking. And look where it's got us. Never been more divided.

So stick your fucking tolerance up your ass. The fucking gay, remember the gay community? And conservatives go, well, yeah, you want to have, and later on, they say slippery slope. You'll want to marry a dog.

Here we are. Same with race and shit. Here we are, pointing at a guy's dick and saying, my name's Lisa today. Slippery slope, covered in jizz. Good night, everybody. All right, that's it. I'm fucking fed up. And I'm sweating.

Check it out. It's my fourth cup of coffee. I'm grinding my teeth. Face filled up. I look nice and skinny when I woke up today. You know what that is? It's my fourth cup of coffee. I'm grinding my teeth, face filled up. I look nice and skinny when I woke up today. You know what that is? It's dehydration. I've told you guys this.

And if you drink two sips of liquid when you're dehydrated, especially when you're on TV, your face grabs it, holds it. Your body's dehydrated. It holds the water. I learned that when I was a model back in Pakistan. What? You mean you were a tea boy? I was a T-boy and I'm guessing that's not good. Dallas knows that culture well. T-boy, that's a guy, by the

way, that's big in that culture, right? Kid fucking. Young boys just like snatch. Man-boy Thursday. Man-boy Thursday? Don't they have that at Applebee's? It's a special. Listen to him, Dallas. He's seen it all. Fucking guys lived an interesting life. Alright, I gotta go. I gotta take a dump. Just kidding. Mama? Mama?

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