The Nick DiPaolo Show - Race for America | #495 | Nick Di Paolo Show

Episode Date: February 23, 2021

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🎵 Welcome to the big show, folks. How are you? Glad you're with us. It's Tuesday from the state of Georgia. It's Tuesday from the state of Georgia. Let's get right to it. A ton of stuff going on. I just read an article that on my phone real quick, it's not in the show, but the Democrats have sent a letter to the, you know what, a couple of cable companies like Comcast and Verizon, you know, cable company carriers and saying, what are you going to do about fox news and newsmax and stuff do you believe that because they spread disinformation you believe what's going on pinch me somebody's gonna get hurt you take away my shannon bream you take away my shannon bream

i'll show up at your house fucking chuck schumer deball you or declit you or de-click you? Whichever comes first. Can you imagine? They're saying because these stations spread disinformation about the election. They just want you guys to shut up and go away. But let me tell you something. Meanwhile, let me ask the Republicans, how come you weren't writing a letter 20 years ago and saying, what are you going to do about CNN and MSNBC and ABC and CBS? We're always chasing them. That's why I believe the Republican Party, they're also a faux party. They're part of the plan. They're there to look like somebody's pushing against fascism

to make us satisfied, but it's a fucking hoax. Anyways, let's get onto it. You know who doesn't play around? North and South Dakota. I actually did comedy in North Dakota at Grand Forks. Great gig. It was like a saloon from 1856. It had the swinging doors and literally the pool at the hotel was shaped like a cowboy boot. Luckily, there's no water in it. I did get chlamydia. All right, let's get on with it. North Dakota House prohibits mask mandates. I fucking love it. I did get chlamydia. All right, let's get on with it. North Dakota House prohibits mask mandates. I fucking love it. North Dakota House of Reps passed a bill Monday that would prohibit state and local officials, schools, and businesses from mandating face masks. All right, finally. The bill passed by a narrow margin of 50 to 44 vote will now go to the state Senate.

Republican North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum put a statewide face covering mandate in place three months ago, but it reportedly expired in January before the mask mandate was enforced across the state. Other cities and counties, including Fargo, Grand Forks and Bismarck had already required masks in public. The sponsor of the bill, and I like this guy, Republican state rep, Jeff Harbison, said North Dakota should be free like South Dakota. The Grand Forks Herald reported in January

that both states coronavirus case numbers have dropped while North Dakota imposed a mask mandate and its southern neighbor did not. Proving what? Those masks don't do shit. You'll never hear this story other than shows like this. Rather providing information to citizens and allowing them to make the decision themselves. You know, like adults, like a democracy, God forbid. adults, like a democracy, God forbid. Experts warn against comparing the two states. Here come the experts. The minute you see experts, replace that with fucking clowns and you'll be much better off. When they say experts, they're talking about the CDC,

Fauci, who's been wrong about everything, that little Nazi prick. Him and Bill Gates are making zillions on these drugs, I swear on my mother. Anyways, they warned against comparing the two state. However, because of their varying tactics, you shouldn't compare the two. Hoverson called mask mandates, and I love this,

diabolical silliness, and reportedly discussed government issued mask mandates as part of a larger conspiracy led by unelected wealthy bureaucrats, i.e. Bill Gates, who are robbing our freedoms and perpetuating lies. You are correct, sir. If you guys read your history a little bit, and my cop buddy tipped me off to this, the minute government starts working hand in hand with big corporations, if you read your history, that's basically marxism

socialism it's here basically when you got nike working hand in hand apple with the government to fuck you and i it's here the butt the butt has been pushed that doesn't mean we can't do something nasty back the herald reports that while covet 19 cases dropped after the governor issued the mask mandate experts have oh experts clowns have noted that this was likely because of many factors, including greater social distancing efforts and restrictions on the operation of businesses. Oh, that's a nice message. In other words, the only reason it was working is because we shut you working people down. So don't get used to it. Don't think you're going back to work.

get used to i don't think you're going back to work how are we going to get a full social marxist movement in this country going if we still have small businesses as the lifeblood of our capitalism the move from north dakota comes as the cdc released new guidelines this month on the listen if you guys gonna laugh on the importance of mask wearing including including double mask wearing what are we talking about? Stuffed Oreos? Who's writing this shit? A summary of the CDC report released early in February 10th stated that CDC did experiments on dirty little rats

and a couple of rats had no masks on and they died when they went outside. However, the rats had a 12 mask on. They're still living. What lying cocksuckers. They did experiments in order to examine ways in which to improve the fit of medical procedure mass. This is what they're wasting their time on.

Fitting a cloth mask over a medical procedure mask and knotting the ear loops. I can't believe what I'm reading here of medical procedure mass and then tucking in and flattening the extra material. Like one of those fat people that 600 pound life that loses 300 pounds and they have to fucking tuck his skin into his ass crack. Flattening the extra material close to the face. That'll keep you safe. You need to shut the fuck up. It is so clear. This is that this is all a pretext to some evil shit.

They had, I'll say it again. They're just saying, folks, they're using this to get you used to submitting to the government and then being in every form of your life. Former president Trump. This is the next story.

Lashed out. He had a bad day yesterday. I wish somebody would explain to him that the Supreme Court and all the judges in other courts in this country are in on this. Okay. Former Trump, former President Trump lashed out at the Supreme Court on Monday after it declined to stop the release of his tax returns to the Manhattan district attorney, saying the decision allows the greatest political witch hunt in the country's history to continue. And he's exactly right. District attorney cocksucker Cyrus Vance is investigating alleged insurance and bank fraud, excuse me, bank fraud by Trump's real estate company and has subpoenaed eight years worth of financial

records from Trump's accounting firm, Mazars USA. Cyrus Vance, he's another evil one. I'll tell you that frigging much right now. Don't like him whatsoever. Pompous, stock up, snot nose, Pompous, stock up, snot nose, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole. Can you imagine this still Trump's out of office and they're still obsessed with him? Just trying to ruin his life. What is going on? The Supreme Court did not explain the reasons why not behind its ruling. Oh, I know what it is. They hate Trump and they hate the working class. And the single

sentence order did not include a dissent from any of the justices. Well, this isn't in the bag, is it? Nobody dissented. The first president, you know, I guess he's not. So now they can go after his tax returns. And you know what's going to happen? The same shit that happened when Rachel Maddow, remember?

She built up her show a couple years ago. We his tax returns and they're going on it live on air and it's like oh he paid more than he had to forget it let me go fucking munch somebody so now for more than two years new york city's been looking at almost every transaction trumps that i ever done including seeking tax, which were done by among the biggest and most prestigious law and accounting firms in the United States, you know, like H&R Block and Trump continued in the state. The former president then went on to suggest it was part of a vendetta by Democrats. And guess what? New York governor, not much longer, Andrew Cuomo. So the Antichrist, you got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

That's what it is, too. You know, that's what it is. Guess who's going to get the last laugh there? Cuomo's halfway to jail. Although we know we don't arrest Democrats, but he's got other libs going after him so that's not good it's good for us this is something trump said which has never happened to a president before it is all democrat inspired in a totally democrat location new york shitty and state completely controlled and dominated by heavily reported enemy of mine governor andrew cuomo

i love it he's talking military shit. Put him on a list, Trump. Have Jared Kushner get some of those terrorists in the Middle East to come over, the ones that are on our side. Are there any? Trump went on to say that Democrats are willing to do anything to stop the almost 75 million people who voted for me in the 2020 presidential race, an election which many people and experts feel that I won. And he says, I agree

like we needed that. I agree. They're experts. These aren't clowns. He said headhunting prosecutors and attorney generals who use the law as a weapon to target political opponents are a threat to the very foundation of our liberty that's what he says it's that's what's done in third world shithole countries i added shithole emphasis uh even worse are those who run for prosecutorial or attorney general offices in far-left states and jurisdictions pledging to take out political opponents. That's fascism, not justice. And that is exactly what they are trying to do with respect to me, except that the people of our country won't just stand for it.

In the meantime, murders, he says, he's so right on, and violent crime are up in New York City by record numbers, and nothing is done about it. Our elected officials don't give give a shit all they folk. I had to give a shit All they focus on is the persecution of me President Donald J Trump I will fight on just as I have for the last five years Even before I was successfully elected despite all the election crimes that were committed against me. We will win. He closed the response. He said, we will win. I'm staying right here. All right, Trumpy.

We're going to win these cocks. I think they pissed. They're picking on the wrong dude if they don't. And I'm saying this and I'm nervous for him. That's all. Because they're out of bullets, not literally. But I'm worried for his fucking safe well-being if he gets back in the picture. I'm sorry, folks. I don't mean to be a bummer, but I see nothing but civil war on the horizon. I don't. They have us backed into a corner.

And, you know, just read about the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, the American Revolution, and the Black Panther Revolution. Don't read about that one. That was a bunch of horse shit. Anyways. Let's get on to the rest. Raz is in his house right now. He's got a painting of Malcolm X behind him. Let's jump to the so-called current president of the United States, Joe Biden. We found a clip of him on Letterman 14 years ago, 2007.

He was on Letterman and he was then Senator Joe Biden, jerk off from Delaware. What a shitty state. Claimed he was arrested at the U.S. he's always claiming he remember he said he was arrested trying to see Mandela and Robbins Island and shit and they turned that turned out to be bogus and shit and uh he got arrested with corn pop apparently they try to I don't know break into somebody's house uh anyways he said when he was 21 old, he was arrested at the U.S. Capitol. So why are you getting all upset about what went on here? But here's him on Letterman 14 years ago. What was that like, walking into the great Senate chamber at 29 years old?

You know, I walked in when I was 21, and I got arrested. It was a Saturday. I was down visiting some friends at Georgetown University. And I came up on a Saturday morning because I was fascinated with the Senate. And they had a Saturday session. I walked up those days. No guards stopping you everywhere. And I and they just sort of like today. I walked in the back. All of a sudden I found myself in the chamber and I was stunned. I walked up, sat down the presiding officer seat. Guy grabbed me by the shoulder, said you're under arrest.

Really? And then he said this. Hey, Joe. Where you going with that gun in your hand? You all saw him. He had a gun. You're a real badass, you fucking half a fruit cup. Seems like he didn't have a problem with it. Everybody thought that was funny, but, you know.

I still want to know how many Antifa people were involved uh i nobody gives a about that woman that got shot and i i folks i don't mean to be conspirator you watch the the that day in january 6 of the capitol the pushing and shoving looks fake i don't see both sides look like they're faking it. They've got me nuts. I'm calling false flag. Maybe I should do that in Alex Jones. It's a false flag. Biden is slipping. I don't mean just popularity wise. This guy is poor bad. It really is. I'm starting to not really. He stole the election. So fuck him. He knows what he's getting into. But his brain is fried.

It is fried. If you don't believe me anyways, can anybody say 25th Amendment? Translate it, please. Take a take a look at I don't know what English she's speaking here, but this is him a couple of days ago. she's speaking here but this is him a couple days ago the only way to spare more pain and more loss the only way these millstones no longer mark our national morning these milestones i should say no no longer mark our national morning what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it may god have mercy on your soul

that part's really appropriate because that guy's got about six months i'm telling you appropriate because that guy's got about six months i'm telling you when you see when his wife what's her name jill when she sees him like after dinner taking his dinner plate with food on it and dumping it in a plastic plant that's when you know you got to check into the loony bin um yeah he won the election he he's the leader do you remember all the talk about trump not being fit huh yeah has anybody brought it up are you fucking dog style of me it's not over yet then he was speaking this speech what was it munich or i don't know if it was a zoom or whatever anyways he accidentally he's slurring so bad he accidentally drops the n-bomb in there and we all know you know i'll tell you something about dementia and alzheimer's even my dad when he was really bad can remember older shit you know

they can remember the old shit the new shit so this proves that biden's been a racist for a long time he accidentally he didn't watch he'll stumble over the N-word here by accident. This is Europe and the United States must take on together. It's broad and complex. I'm eager to hear. I'm eager to hear next from my good friend. Oh, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. Oh, that dirty cocksucker.

Can we watch that again? God, I love it. I'm eager to hear. I'm eager to hear next from my... Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Now, let me play the Democrats if that was Trump. That's a dog whistle. That was a dog whistle. That's funny, isn't it? He stutters and says, oh my God, you racist pig, you. And I'm not kidding

you. If that was Trump, I swear to God, they'd make a story on him for an hour at CNN. And they'd have a psychologist on going, yes, it's probably, it's always at the tip of these tongues, these white supremacists. Joe Biden, how dare you? And you know what? Remember how many people vote? Trump got black and brown people to vote for him. And again, if the computers are fixed, the machines, the voting machines, maybe we have a chance. But black people are calling Biden out on his his shit remember when he said to that guy

interview him oh did you get tested for crack before the show come on man and all the other racist shit he said uh poor kids uh just as bright as white kids anyways a couple days ago he fucked up remember he was talking about uh saying that minorities don't know how to get online so this black kid put this up on instagram that i see you guys it's been out there for a couple days i i saw the clip originally and i didn't know what the context was and then i read it last night and uh so this guy is making fun of biden saying black people don't know how to use computers uh this is his funny watches a lot of people don't know how to register not everybody in is fucking funny shit. A lot of people don't know how to register. Not everybody in the community,

the Hispanic and the African-American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and or inner city districts, know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccine. Oh my God. I love it. Fox News, if you had any balls to be playing that on a loop. Good for you, brother, man. I don't know who that was, but is that sticking it to him or what? Frankly, you should see how old white guys and by old white guys i mean myself

trying to get online i'm still waiting to hear that thing you used to hear in aol if i don't hear that, I'm like, am I on you? That guy, that black guy should get an Emmy or whatever they are. The equivalent of an internet clip thing. A lot of race, a lot of race in the show today. Not my fault, folks. I was talking to Anthony Comey about this on his show yesterday. And, you know, because every once in a while he'll get a thing. Anthony, why are you talking about race so much? And I said to Anthony, I hear it once in a while. It's because the country is obsessed with it. We talk about

topical stories and it's in the paper every day. And let me tell you, race in this country takes a priority over anything, especially when you have one party using it as a cudgel and successfully for the last 50 years to beat the shit out of the other party who hasn't figured it out yet. But you just can't get away from McDonald's. That's right. McDonald's is woke now. McDonald's implementing a woke management style, which is a promise. Basically, let me clear it up for you, the whole article, not to hire as many white men in the future that's basically what this boils down to for the first time in our history McDonald's we're implementing policies that hold our leaders directly accountable for making

tangible progress on our DEI which is diversity and whatever the fuck. What is it? Diversity. What's the E equity and inclusion? Very good, Jason. That's a C plus allyship through accountability. That's the plan. Beginning in 2021, the company is incorporating

quantitative human capital management. Let me translate that for you people. That means we're going to count. How many, black, we're going to do bean counting. Just like Obama did. By the way, this is Obama's third term, if you guys don't realize that. It's like disparate impact. They're going to be bean counting how many white people are in management as opposed to black women. Again, when you hear diversity or anything like that, it means get of whitey that's all it fucking means quantitative is counting human capital management

are related to metrics again meaning counting how many black people are working there how many women you know the disenfranchised uh that i'm so sick of hearing about god help us please please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. You can't stop Mickey D's to annual incentive. So in other words, if you're a manager, you know, you get a bonus if you're hiring minorities or women. It's it's legal discrimination. Anyways, an annual incentive compensation. So you're going to get a bonus for its executive vice presidents. In addition to the company's financial performance, executives will be measured on their ability to champion our core values, improve representation within leadership roles for both women and historically,

look, they didn't even have the balls to say it, unrepresented groups, tired. Oh, boy, you. And create a strong culture of inclusion except for white cracker motherfuckers, they said. It's literally inclusion by exclusion within the company. Represent, count how many times you hear diverse and community. Represent the diverse communities in which we operate

by increasing the diversity of our leadership. Most McDonald's are in fucking bad areas. If you're white, why would you want to lose your fucking life because you gave Tyrone the wrong sauce for his chicken McNuggets? Nick, that's not true. Well, I don't know. I worked there for two years. I was terrific. They had me on the shake machine.

I get kicked out. I was drinking the St. Patrick's Day green shakes, the Mc-fucking Irish rocks. By end of 2025, McDonald's expects to increase representation. Again, historically underrepresented. Just say it. Black, browns, and Chinese. Underrepresented groups and leaders. Oh, this is for leadership roles.

Senior director and above. Located in the United States, they're gonna raise that to 35%. The 2020 baseline data shows underrepresented groups make up only 29% of leadership roles right now. Additionally, by end of 2025 McDonald's expects to increase representation of women in leadership roles globally, senior director and above. So we are now hiring by gender and skin color. After all these years of hearing, you cannot discriminate by religion, race,

but now it's mandatory. And that's how we're judging people. Forget it. You read it at second grade level. You are now in the upper echelon of McDonald's. Can't wait to watch this fucking thing sink. I wonder if the Waffle House is going to do that for white people since the Waffle House is run by black people. Are we going to try to get more whitey in there?

Oh, it's not important. Okay. So they're going to try to raise senior level director and above for women to 45 the 2020 baseline data shows women only made up 37 of leadership roles and nobody gives a fuck this is the first time anybody's making a beef about it anyways i like the idea of a broad behind the counter make me a sandwich make me a fucking sandwich no yes yes yes yes yes yes me a fucking sandwich. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This effort

in support of women in leadership bills. This article goes on and they start to forget about the black and brown people. Bills on a publicly stated 2019 gender strategy to improve. Do you really give a shit if the person has a dick or a clit or both? I want my filet of fish

and double cheeseburger now. Don't let that woman in the back with the 12 rings in her nose and a fucking red crew cut touch my fucking whopper. Whopper, that was wrong. Strategy to improve the representation of women at all levels of the company by 2023, while also achieving gender equality. Oh, my God. It is coming at us so fast. Gender equality. And how about merit, McDonald's? You stupid fucks.

By the way, started by a couple of white guys. I think they did pretty good. You know, hiring whoever. And I can't remember the last time. Well, I've never been to a meeting, McDonald's. But anyways, gender equality and career advancement and championing the impact of women on the business. I'm so fucking tired. It's giving me a headache.

Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. McDonald's has an overall goal to reach gender parity and leadership roles, senior director and above. By the end of 2030, McDonald's defines gender parity using the UN. Oh, the UN Women Training Center definition. There you go. That's what you want. Here it is.

What did I tell you, folks? Big corporations working now with global organizations. It's well on its way. Somebody give me a goddamn gun. Definition as another term for equal representation of women and men in a given area. I can do anything better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Get me a filet of fish, bitch. Anyways, so they're trying to increase that. We want to be in the future. Everything will be equal and everybody, but, but, but, but this included a review of internal and external data,

including labor and census talent, availability, statistics, industry, EEO, employment, equal opportunity, data,

consumer insights, customer trends, and expected demographics changes in the next 10 years. Oh yeah. I'm sure it'll be so different at McDonald's in 10 years. Well, probably will. Half Ecuador will be here. That's what the illegals are for. Why the fuck?

Each member of the senior leadership team, executive vice president and senior vice presidents will also work collaboratively with McDonald's chef. No, chief diversity. Chief diversity, equity and inclusion officer. Oh my fucking word. Reggie Miller, former NBA player. No, this guy's named Reggie Miller and his team to build an action plan to move the needle on these commitments within their respective function that

include, is this almost done? Includes, but isn't limited to, here you go. This includes who's that Reggie Miller I'm sure he likes fucking crackers, but isn't limited This is what it's not limited to active engagement with internal and external diversity groups I don't even know what the hell that means. You're a crumb creep. Well, I'll look it up. Look at my ass internal sentiment measurement via our inclusion index which has been designed to measure the critical components of building an inclusive culture including whether our employees feel that they can bring their whole selves to work what does that mean you're not going

to hire a midgets the does that mean Bring their whole selves to work and have equal opportunities. This survey measure is provided to all of our global staff employees from our corporate offices, U.S. and international markets. McDonald's aims to measure inclusion every six months. Jesus. What are you going to do? Arrest a guy who owns a franchise? Yeah, good luck hiring a bunch of women and fucking obby doby whatever the obby what is it

no it's not obby doby right what's it called is it oh i thought i just made that up every six months to monitor our progress uh and it definitely areas of mentorship and sponsorship relationships. I didn't mean to send you this much text folks, mentorship and sponsorship relationships with more junior women or underrepresented groups. Oh God,

it will ever fucking end. Christy, get down on your knees. So Sabrina can see your asshole. That's the hiring process, creating diverse candidate slates for all open officer roles. Finally, this fucking sick

article ends. Do you really think anybody gives a fuck now or 10 years from now if it's a guy or a woman at the VP level at a McDonald's? Do you really think we give a shit? We are so far past that, and that's what the

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Thank you guys for signing up. We appreciate the monthly support, too. the monthly support too. Well, let's continue with the government getting involved with corporations to the exclusion of white people, just out and out racist. And no company

is more anti-white right now. I always thought of Coke as a black company because it was in Atlanta. And I saw commercials years ago when they'd show upper level people at Coke who are very you know very impressive black people and uh as joe biden would say clean articulate you know

anyways they have a new woke program and again boil it down to you white this one's really racist i don't know who came up with it. What is Spike Lee coming up with their management style at Coca-Cola? Photos of Coca-Cola's online training seminar were shared on social media this week, showing slides that featured tips on how, get this, this is in quotes, to be less white. Why don't you guys make up your mind? We put on blackface, you fire us. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do this segment in blackface,

but I didn't have any shit at home. I'm going to rub my own feces on my, to get a laugh. Be less white. That's what everybody does when they put on blackface. Make up your mind, including being less ignorant. Yes, it's the white people in this country who are speaking street and less oppressive yes i'm oppressing everybody my company's made up of four people and one of them is a black fella so I beat the standard that's 29% what all right 25 so anyways

they're telling us to be less ignorant Raz hit the hit the next three clips right here oh this is let's tell white people to be less ignorant. We in this bitch finna get cropped. Abrazo fleek the fuck. We in this bitch finna get cropped. Abrazo fleek the fuck. You fat nasty black bitch. The 18-year-old victim described as mentally challenged had been missing for two days when he turned up on facebook and

in trouble forced to drink from a toilet he's also seen being kicked here you go oh there you go be less ignorant. Remember, be less oppressive. There you go. Again, white people, you're the problem. Don't forget, all right? Ugh, make me sick. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all.

Hmm. To be less white is to read one slide while listing things like be less arrogant. As opposed to, you know, NBA players who beat their chest up to hitting a three pointer. Be less certain. Be less certain. Be less defensive. Be more humble. Yes, it's the white people who are the cause.

Listen, believe, break with apathy and break with white solidarity can you imagine reverse and that and saying be less black that's the company that I'll buy stock you when somebody like Applebee's comes out and goes here's our can you imagine saying be less black? Pull your goddamn pants up. Stop talking straight. Put away the guns. Stop having kids out of fucking wedlock. That's you know, I wouldn't say that. But another slide reads confronting racism, understanding what it is means to be white. Racism, understanding what it means to be white. Don't you love how they equate racism and white like there's no black racism? And I'll say it again. I read a poll, and it was so refreshing to me when I was living in New York.

They took a poll of all races and said, who's the most racist? Black people said, we are the most racist. They put themselves at war. That was so refreshing. I don't even know if it's true, but it was refreshing. Means to be white, challenging what it means to be racist. In the United States and other Western nations, white people are socialized to feel that they are inherently superior

because they are white. Another slide shared on social media. Really? Have you read any of the curriculum at Berkeley or any college campus? Or any of the human resources being implemented at coca-cola mcdonald what are you talking about research shows i like to know where they pull this out that by age three to four children understand that is better to be white

ah yeah my little niece two months old the her first word was the N word. We couldn't believe it. Help me, please. Well, the world needs pitch takers, too. The shared training slides were met with a mix of approval and outcries, with some people saying they would consider buying more Coke. Did they mean the beverage or the drug? Some people saying they would consider buying more Coke.

Did they mean the beverage or the drug? More Coke products after the slides and others threatened to boycott the company. That'll be six white people. This lawyer, this woman, I've seen her on Fox many times. Sharper's attack, Indian woman. She says this seems like blatant racial discrimination to this employment lawyer. Wrote the self-identified employment lawyer, Hamid K. Dhillon on Twitter. She's always on with Tucker. The company, in a statement to The Sun, Coca-Cola said that training was intended to promote a more inclusive workplace for its employees.

Yeah, it sounds like a big tent. All you got to do to get a job there is to fucking apparently tap dance into the goddamn interview and moonwalk out. The video and images attributed to Coca-Cola training program are not part of the company's learning curriculum. I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what the fuck that means. The company said in a lying statement,

all I know is I'm going to load up on A&W root beer. Our Better Together, oh, we should call the show Our Better Together Show. Global training is part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace. It is comprised of a number of short vignettes. They're doing little vignettes to tell white people how fucking evil they are. Each a few minutes long. The training includes access to the LinkedIn learning platform on a variety of topics.

Guess what? Including, guess what, folks? Anybody want to guess? Diversity. What else? Equity and inclusion. Have you heard that? Fucking those terms enough today?

And I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, And inclusion. Have you heard that? Fucking those terms enough today? And I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever. That was the president of Coca-Cola, but he was talking about white people. Or it was George Wallace in the 50s. Let's lighten it up. We need some good news. Has anybody done anything good in the world? Well, I'll tell you who did yesterday in the sports world. This is pretty amazing, actually.

Unless you're gay and you don't like sports. FAU, that stands for Florida Atlantic University. Freshman baseball player does the unthinkable. Freshman catcher Caleb Pendleton had quite a debut in Florida. Atlantic's win over UCF Saturday night. Get this. First two times coming to the plate in college baseball. What's he do the first play? Hits a grand slam. They get a bunch of runs. So he comes up again in the same inning. Second base is loaded again. What's he do? Goes deep again. Two grand slams in his first two plate appearances.

Then he grounded out and struck out three times. So, fuck you. In the same inning, can you take a look at this? One, two. Pendleton, long drive. Deep left field. Going back to the wall. Look at it. Fly away.

Is Jostin. What a first at bat. First at bat. For the true freshman, Caleb Pendleton, a grand slam. Watch this. Next one's a bomb. Goes into the trees. Same inning he comes up about 10 minutes later.

8.13 p.m. 14 minutes ago when Caleb Pendleton hit a grand slam in his first ever collegiate at bat. He's back to the play with the bases littered again. Oh, my gosh. Oh. He has done it. Two grand slams in one inning. Oh, my goodness. Hey, everybody.

We're all going to get laid. You've got to be kidding me. All right. I think we know what it looks like. Can you frigging imagine? Can you imagine up twice in your college career, two homers, eight ribbies? God help us. You know what's going to happen. They're going, eight ribbies. God help us.

You know what's going to happen. They're going to find a tumor tomorrow on his neck. That's how the fucking world works. Then it'll be blamed on Trump. Anyways, the Owls were down 2-1 in the second inning when Pendleton hit his first to put them in the lead. Fifty minutes

later, Penemose at the plate again and goes deep again for another grand slam. He capped off a 12-run second inning. Florida went on to win 20-15. How many field goals did they have? 20-15, what a pitching duel. Pendleton said he was trying to get the ball in play in his first at-bat, but when he saw teammate Stephen Loden

get hit by the pitch to load the bases for his second at- he knew he had a chance to hit another one out he says i wasn't trying to think about it because i wasn't trying to hit a homer but he said boy the hand jobs and blow jobs are coming fast after this game no who said that he says as soon as i hit it though he said um he knew it was gone. Bye bye. He was the best guy around. I guess the fuck. Let's get back to race theory. You stepped away for a minute.

I couldn't take it. This is from a publication from it's called the Scientific American. Must be a picture of Fauci blowing somebody who solved polio. It's everybody's fault. Black women are the fattest in our society, I wrote. Everybody's fault but fat black women. This is from the Scientific American. Black women have also been identified as the subgroup with the highest body mass BMI index in the United States with four out of five classified as either overweight or obese. Many doctors have claimed that black women's excess weight is the main cause of their poor health outcomes, often without

fully testing or diagnosing them. Well, you don't really need to, you know, check their saliva when they walk in and step on the scale and it fucking explodes into a fine powder. You're like, goddamn. While there has been a massive public health campaign urging fat people to eat right, eat less and lose weight, black women have been specifically targeted.

Can you imagine? They're saying this is racist too now yeah of course you're targeted because the study showed you guys are the fattest if they weren't targeting you and trying to help you be calling them racist somebody somebody help me you can't handle the truth. I can too. The heightened concern about their weight is not new. It reflects the racist stigmatization of black women's bodies. I can't take it no more. You fat nasty black bitch.

That doctor was out of line. Nasty black bitch. That doctor was out of line. Today, the idea that weight is the main problem dogging black women builds on these historically racist ideas. It ignores how interrelated social factors. There you go. Translation, it's society's fault. It's society's fault that I smoke a blunt

and eat 11 fucking quarter pounder with cheeses at midnight. Stop it. I'm obese, by the way. Don't go by the BMI thing that was invented by some fucking bulimic in 1948. Anyways, these historically racist ideas ignores how interrelated social factors impact black women's health. It also perpetuates a misinformed and damaging message about weight and health. No, it doesn't. It's right on the money. This is where we are in this country.

Up is down, black is white. This is where we are. Being fat and obese, some people say it's actually healthy. So go ahead. Indeed, social determinants have been shown to be more consequential to health than BMI or health behaviors.

And this lady said this. What folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. Well, somebody's gobbling up. Doctors often tell fat people that dietary control leading to weight loss is the solution to their health problem. You know why they tell them that? It's been proven a zillion times.

But many studies show that stigma associated with body weight rather than body weight itself is responsible for some adverse health consequences blamed on obesity, including increased mortality. That is a blatant, outright fucking lie. So, in other words, people making fun of you being fat is more harmful. Do you understand that the left, this is new psycho age babble horseshit. I don't know where we are. I'm getting really fucking nervous. It's just so ridiculous. Regardless of income, black women consistently experience weightism in addition to sexism and racism, as opposed to fat white brats who get laid all the time by the best looking guys. Un-fucking-believable. From workplace discrimination and poor service at restaurants.

I get poor service. To rude or objectifying commentary online. I get poor service. To rude or objectifying commentary online. I get that too. The stress of these life experiences contributes to me eating 71 Twinkies in three minutes. Contributes to higher rates of chronic mental and physical illnesses such as heart disease, diabetes, depression, and anxiety. Does anybody believe any of that? I don't. Black women are very... Chris Rock had the best bit about black women.

Remember? He says they're the only ones comfortable in their own skin, as opposed to what this article gives. And it's true. He used to do the whole bit about they're at the club, they come out, they got mini skirts on, they're pounds he goes this is the best line of the joke he goes you look at their shoes they got like strap shoes on it looks like they're baking bread their feet let's take a look at some of these broads uh they don't look like uh they're too shy look at that jason you take a shot at that raz

she actually has a cute face look Look at that. Holy shit. How many times has she had fucking drive-thru at McDonald's a day? Look at her. Does she look like she's bumming out? Stigmatized? Nick, that's just one person. No, I'm telling you. They're grooving and they're grooving.

I'd take her to the prom tonight. Oh, my God. Do we have any more? more no it's just the one oh son of a that's right i jerked off to that i couldn't work anymore then i passed up who says there's a lot of race in the news i do let's continue with some more race news i think we know the title of this show. Here we go. White Simpsons actor steps down from black role. Another White Simpsons voice actor has stepped down from lending his pipes to a character of color. Well, whose fault is that? I have no idea. According to the rap, Harry Shearer, who is white, will no longer voice the black character, Dr. Hibbert. He'll be replaced by Kevin Michael Richardson. He's in that show, Bless the Heart, in next Sunday's episode, Ward Goals.

Shearer has voiced Springfield's most skilled doctor in contrast to Hank Azaria's incompetent Dr. Nick since 1990. He also voices Ned Flanders and Principal Skinner, among other characters. And Fox confirmed to The Post that he will continue voicing the other roles. He joins Azaria, who last year announced that he no longer is the voice of the Indian character Apuu. But you don't have opening? No. But why not? Very well done.

In part because after a 2017 documentary, The Problem with Apu, somebody made a documentary about it. Brought attention to the subject. Azaria still voices a wide range of characters on the show, such as Moe and Chief Wiggum. That sounds racist. The Simpsons is far from the only animated series to address this topic in recent months after the resurgence of the Black Lives Matter movement, or the Marxist organization, I should say, over the summer of the 2020 following the killing of

George Floyd. Oh, is that why white people are stepping? We did a story during the summer about white people stepping down that did black voices and Asian voices. And there were some people in BLM saying now that they're taunting us by doing because that is just so frivolous. Like stepping down is you're just waving it not fit. God help us. Anyways, actor Mike Henry, who was white announced that he was stepping down from voicing the black character Cleveland. Arif Zahir has since taken over that role. Thank God because I've been tossing and turning all goddamn day and night. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. On Netflix, Big Mouth, Jenny

Slate stepped down from voicing Missy. Let me ask these, and these are all liberal people, Harry Shearer. They're all Hollywood libs. Let me ask you, why did you have to be told to step down? And even if you weren't, why didn't you step down a few years ago and why don't you give half your salary because hank azaria makes a trillion dollars a year from these why don't you give half of that to the black lives matter or whoever put your money where your mouth is seriously give up your fucking job don't be told to do it who the hell is it step down from voicing missy io uh Edeberry has since taken over the role. Oh, she's good. He's good.

It's good. In Apple TV series Central Park, recast biracial character Molly, who was originally voiced by Kristen Bell and is now done by Umbrella Academies. Oh, I love the Umbrella Academy. What the fuck is that? Star Emmy Raver Lampman. The Simpsons is currently in its 32nd season is that when you guys decided to go this is racist after 32 years and you've built 71 houses in aspen

and your guilt got to you unreal and finally tonight ladies and gentlemen and it's in a related thing disney slaps listen to this, Disney is evil. They're the ones, they're the most politically correct. And you people who have kids know, if you watch the cartoons, it's indoctrination. It's the weirdest thing. Disney slaps offensive content on what? Snuff films? No, on The Muppet Show.

I'll repeat that. The Muppet Show has been labeled offensive by Disney. Disney has decided that The Muppet Show featuring Kermit the Frog, Fozzie that racist motherfucking bear, and Miss Dirty Piggy contains offensive content and can now be seen only in an adult account. An adult account. Why does Disney have so much pull?

Who gives a fuck what you think? When viewers opened the streaming service, which made five series available last Friday, viewers are greeted with a disclaimer. This program includes negative depictions and or mistreatment of people or cultures. I know they're drawings. These stereotypes were wrong then, and they're wrong now. So once again, the shithead progressives are applying today's standards to something that was written years ago or whatever.

Jim Henson, he was like a Klansman, wasn't he? Could you find anybody fucking more gentle than a grown white man that puts a puppet, hand up a puppet's ass. Rather than remove this content, Disney says, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact. You know, remind Whitey of how racist it was. Learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together.

Disney is committed to creating stories with inspirational, aspirational themes that reflect the rich, diverse. I can't say diversity again. I'm going to cry. Rich diversity of the human experience around the globe. The statement says I can't even take it no more. Thank you. Said the Mail, which is a english newspaper uk the warning is believed to refer to a muppet character designed as stereotypes of native americans arabs and east

indian asians in january disney blocked children younger than seven how do you decide on that date from watching some classic animated movies including Peter Pan that's offensive to fags Dumbo defensive to people with big noses and the aristocrats I have no idea the move was made because of concerns that the films show racist stereotypes no that's fucking stupid no they're ignorant that's ignorant on dumbo disney said the crows and musical number pay homage to racist minstrel shows where white performers with blackened faces and tattered clothing imitated and ridiculed enslaved africans on southern plantations i'm sure that's what they had in mind when they wrote that. The leader of the group in Dumbo is Jim Crow, which shares the, okay, change it to Jim Shorts.

Is that less offensive yet still funny? Kiss my grits. Jim Crow, which shares the name of laws that enforce racial segregation in the southern United States. I can't take it no more. I'm going to cry. And I say segregation now segregation tomorrow no no no the song of the roustabouts i have this i played on a loop in my car faceless black workers toil away to offensive lyrics like when we get our pay we throw our money all away said pac Pac-Man Jones, who's now retired. Disney also declared that Peter Pan, released in

1953, portrays offensive stereotypes about goo gobblers and carpet munching. No, offensive stereotypes that were inappropriate to those under seven. What? Jason, what are they talking about? In October, the company mulled the move to limit young viewers' access to the children's classic. The film portrays Native people in a stereotypical manner that reflects neither the diversity of Native peoples nor the authenticity of culture and traditions, the company said. I can't like a song like this. can we have fun with cartoons cartoons would be a great way to break this tension you know i mean do it through animated comedy is always a great way to uh see tough crowd reruns to break the tension racially and stuff and uh well here's I'm going to show you to end the show. I'm going to show you a clip that somebody put up online.

It's kind of funny. And again, it's it's an example of not taking race so seriously. Take a look. Give me your money, bitch. Oh, calm down, bro. Calm down. Just hurry up. Are you a black guy?

Are you serious? What? What? Just because I'm robbing you mean I'm black? Well, I mean... Why would you think that? I don't know, maybe because you're robbing me and you're black. How you know I wasn't a white guy?

Because, bro, you talk black. Excuse me? Talk black? Sorry, sorry. I mean, talk African American. I didn't know black was a language. Look, man, I didn't mean to offend you, okay? I was nervous. How would you feel if I just assumed you was a gardener? I am a gardener. How would you feel if I assumed you was in a mariachi band i'd be fine with it i love mariachi

how would you feel if i assumed you was illegal oh okay calm down that's too far who you've been talking to doesn't feel too good does it okay well how would you feel if i assumed you need to pay child support how would you feel if i assumed all you did was get drunk and watch soccer how would you feel if i assumed you only eat chicken and watermelon how would you feel if i assumed you only eat tacos and fajitas how would you damn if I assumed you only eat tacos and fajitas? Damn, I could really go for a taco right now. Actually, I could do the same. There's actually an amazing taco truck down the street. Oh, really? I gotta

check that out. You probably won't like it, though, because they don't have grape soda. You know the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner? What? Stoners have paper. You know the difference between a black father and a boomerang? What's that? Boomerang comes back. What's your favorite band? Juan Direction. What's really long and black? The Lion and a boomerang what's that boomerang comes back what's your favorite band juan direction what's really long and black the line at kfc that that one's kind of funny i like that one it's good

right i like one direction i'm not gonna lie it was a good one right yeah it wasn't bad wasn't bad see man it's okay to laugh at each other sometimes as long as after all the ignorant jokes and stupid comments we actually respect each other wow Wow. That was beautiful. Now, give me your money, bitch. Are you serious? Yeah, man. I got to pay this child support. I knew it. There you go.

Show that to Disney and Coca-Cola and McDonald's. Why don't you show these to your employees? Do you want to teach them to get along together? That's the world that I live in. Anyways, that is it, folks. Again, thank you so much for contributing to the show uh don't forget cameo.com if you want me to make a little video roasting one of your friends or relatives go to cameo.com click on my profile tell me a little bit about

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