The Nick DiPaolo Show - Rat Gets 3 Years

Episode Date: December 13, 2018

Today’s Show: Rat Cohen Cornered, Google And The Allahu Akbar App, Anti White American U., Cali Taxing Texts?

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Michael Cohen gets three years in prison for fraud and lies. This is him coming out of the courthouse today. And it's Barney Rubble in front of him and there's a marine and there he is the dirty rat bastard himself sung like a canary even though there's not really anything to sing about what a weasel uh anyways cohen won't have to report to jail until march 6th and could still get a further discount uh to his time if he cooperates. Well, how much more can he give up? In anguish, Cohen pleaded with the judge, William Pauly, to be able to stay out of jail and expressed regret

for trying to cover up former employer Donald Trump's dirty, dirty, dirty deeds. Cohen. Bye-bye, dickhead. So he also will have to hand over the to the government nearly two million in combined restitution and fines he must report to the federal president in otisville i've been it's beautiful uh otisville new york upstate minimum security prison so he's he's not getting the manafort treatment where they put him in solitary confinement and they wake him up in the middle of the night like he's a terrorist and shit. Recently, the president tweeted a statement calling me weak.

This is Cohen's statement. And it was correct, but for a much different reason than he was implying, Cohen told a federal judge in open court. It was because time and time again, I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds. I'm sure it was. That's what he's saying. He's a fucking rat anyways. His whole family's all rats.

He would have brought up to be a rat. Yes, he did. I will continue to cooperate with investigators, Cohen said. And yeah, so enjoy your time in Otisville. Jeannie Rhee, representing special counsel Bob Muller's probe, said Cohen provided credible information.

Because when I hear Michael Cohen, I think of credible right off the bat. This guy's never lied in his fucking life, has he? Credible information about any links between a campaign and a foreign government and sought to tell us the truth. Sure he did. But it was all lies. Of course it was. He's covering ass.

Of course it was. He's covering ass. Ree, but Ree was circumspect. Noting there was only so much we can say given our ongoing investigation, which has been going on for two fucking years. You got nothing. You got nothing. Cohen had nothing.

I listened to Alan Dershowitz. I'm sorry. Cohen is subjected to forfeiture of a half million dollars, the amount sought by prosecutors, as well as restitution of one point four mil and a fifty thousand dollar fine. Cohen advised Lanny Davis, another two face ass in a Clinton pal. Cohen, Lanny Davis says Cohen has more information and said he looked forward to helping Cohen speak publicly about all he knows about Mr. Trump. What the fuck else is there? It's been two years.

You got ugats, as they say, in the Italian neighborhoods. But yeah, he's a fucking rat. Three years at Otisville. And he probably will do half that. So I ain't buying it. Good to see him go. And Trump just calling him out on Twitter and shit and just relentless. And I fucking love it.

Speaking of Trump. 833-599-6425. 833-599-6425. Listen to this. This is the horrible world that we live in. listen to this this is the horrible world that we live in middle schooler forced to change trump name after years of relentless bullying the daily torment of an 11 year old boy at delaware's tally middle school has gotten so bad the child's parents changed his last name to thwart his bullies

they changed it to pel. No, they did not. But who do you think's bullying him? I would say it's the kids of fucking Democrat voters and Obama and Hillary lovers. Obviously. You think they learn this from watching the news

every night or from their rat-faced fucking family? Imagine he's a middle schooler. Middle schooler. Bully him because his name is Trump. He said he hates himself and he hates his last name and he feels sad all the time. Sounds like me.

And he doesn't want to live feeling like that anymore, so he's going to be a nude belly dance. What the f... All right, kid. And as a parent, that's scary. The boy's mother, Megan... The boy's mother, Melania Trump, said... Joshua Trump's problem started in elementary school

when the 45th president announced his candidacy. He was being ridiculed and bullied for the fact that his last name was Trump, said Bobby Bertro, Josh's father, which makes me ask the question, his father's last name is Bertro,

so why is his last name Trump? Stepdad? I don't know. Bertro's pretty nice, unless there's a Republican out there named Bertro. There's a Democrat named Beto. Look at this kid.

Innocent baby face. He looks like a young Paul Manafort. The father said, I pulled him out of school and homeschooled him for a year. Josh's parents met with school officials and teachers ahead of the school year to warn them about the boys' past problems. New school, new start, Berto said. But the parents contend that Brandywine School District has done little

to help their son, and the issues have only gotten worse. You know why? I'm guessing the people that run the school probably hate Trump, too. That's how childish they are. Even the adults wouldn't step in and help the kid. I'm speculating there. It's speculation. But really, you think the school administration is going to get right on that? They're probably cheering it on. What a fucking horrible world. They cursed at him. They called him an idiot. called him stupid that's what his uh his mom said and uh that's what he said like everybody says like don't i'm smart and i want respect that's little josh fighting back i do know the teachers were aware of his last name and i know in speaking with a student that the teachers do their very best

to try not to say his last name. Talley Middle School Principal Mark Mayer told the station. Mayer recently met with Josh's parents, then launched an investigation that identified five students who were disciplined for bullying. They were apologetic, and they did say they were sorry. Oh, so let it fly. The school agreed to change Josh's last name on school records to his father's last name, Bertro.

Why wasn't that done in the first place? I mean, it's giving in, and it's a sad statement on our world. But I would have done that the minute the kid got bullied. You're going to tell me there aren't some kids named Clinton out there? There's got to be. I was going to say Obama,

but I fucking doubt it. Have you ever heard about kids named Clinton getting bullied because their last name is... No, you don't. And there's more, I'm guaranteeing

there's more Clintons than Trump students out there. What's another lib name you can think of? I don't know. Tim McCain. Tim McCain, was that his name? The chicken-lipped fucking... Hillary's running mate.

In other places, it's not just kids targeting students for their association with the president listen to this folks this will make your skin crawl trump supporting students were ridiculed by a biology teacher at mcneil high school in round rock texas in august what so what's the teacher's emotional level about fuck about the same as students they're teaching a grown woman giving a student shit because they like Trump. Biology teacher at McNeil High School. Parents told KHLU the teacher professed a hatred for the president before mocking students who disagree with her perspective.

That's a good way to teach an open mind. She said, by the way, I hate Donald Trump with a burning passion, and he is a complete douchebag. Nice talk, whore. To a class full of seniors in high school, said one student's mother who didn't want to be identified. The woman said her son isn't shy about his political views, which prompted the teacher to call her son and his friends a bunch of Trumpies. Oh, she's a funny fuck. She looked over and she said, oh, it seems like I have a table full of Trumpies. Ooh, she's a funny fuck.

She looked over and she said, oh, it seems like I have a table full of Trumpies over there. The kid responded, looks like we have a real fucking whore for a teacher. They did not, but my kids would have. She looked over and she said, oh, it seems

like we have a table full of Trumpies. Then she continued to call my son Trumpy as opposed to his name. If she had a question, she said, oh, it seems like we have a table full of Trumpy. Then she continued to call my son Trumpy as opposed to his name. If she had a question, she said, hey, Trumpy, do you have an answer to this? Or what do you think, Trumpy? I'll tell you what I think of you. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A hip-hop stinking cunt. She's cute.

Said ain't true, but I need to tell you, you're a motherfucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A motherfucking cunt. Not cute. That is a catchy tune. Bullying a kid because his name is Tron. And again, it's the, because it's the spawn of the fucking jerk-offs who vote the other way. Can you imagine? If I was Mr. Berto, I'd send my little son Josh with a brass knuckles, whatever you need. Build a wall

around him. How about the poor kid that sat behind him, Billy Hitler? Holy shit, has he been taken upon? Billy, put down your hand. I was asking a question, teacher. I wasn't hitling you.

For the love of Christ, I'm not going to talk about shit that I'm not talking about. What a horrible world. Being bullied. Can you imagine? Alright, let's go to TJ in Philly. I was going to get to this later,

but this is interesting. He was accrued to work on the Google Dragonfly project to collect all the digital information in China from citizens. China is all about getting everybody's information. And so is Google. That's why they work hand in hand. Yet Google won't let you know how they operate.

They won't fucking pull the black curtain back and see the horseshit they're pulling with the algorithms and whatnot. And you had CEO Pakai, you know, we played him yesterday mr well he showed a picture of uh pakai and durka durka muhammad jihad haka sherpa sherpa a bacala but this is interesting that tj was recruited to work on this tj what's uh what's going on and uh it's getting creepy at your company, is it not? Yeah, it's pretty horrible, man. You know, again, I thank you so much for doing what you do. And, yeah, it's one of these things that you can't be a coder right now and say anything, anything

that's like if I say your name or I use burner phones to listen to you and Anthony and all that shit because I know that the IT dragon can come back to

burn us in the ass. So, you know, with – they – yeah, like this other company just said, hey, you know, just come to Beijing and work on HTML and Python to make sure that we work it out in what we need to do for our party. When I heard that shit, I want to fucking throw my phone away and move into the woods. They actually said that? It's fucking scary shit. TJ, let me ask you. Are there many other employees that are sort of like-minded,

same political bent as you? Do you have many friends there and you guys have to all talk? I was going to say in the men's room, but they'd hear that too. Where do you go when you're working for Google and you don't want to be spied on? Where do you and your conservative friends go to talk if there are any people like you working there? It's a mindset. It's one of these things that for people like myself and people that are, you know, among our audience, Nick's audience, you simply just don't say anything.

You kind of just hide your head, keep it low, and I spent a fuck ton of my life training in programming and coding. So now, instead of just me you know being very good at what I do the political narrative is not on our side and if you say anything you look at James Damore and you're fucked so either have to like just not say anything. I don't know. Maybe I just should be a, I don't know,

quit this entire industry and do something else because this is not cool, man. And it seems to be that they, like, you know, the CEO just lied, like straight up lied.

And they were asking him directly, do you track, you know, users? Well, the answer is simply yes. Of course. You can hit deny on your phone, but your ip address is tracked to within 15 meters of your actual location okay i mean like these like their definition of right and wrong is a bit skewed to say that you you know, leash. Yeah. I don't know, man.

All right. Well, you know what, TJ? Great call. It's always good to hear from the inside what's going on over there. Thank you so much for the call and call back. And it really is. We listened to Bakai yesterday. And Google, the bottom line is the bottom line.

They want to make money. And they track your every movement over here you know they do that and uh we can't find out how they do what they do their algorithms they're very close to the vest yet they'll fucking hold hands with china and uh and they're doing they're doing it from the united states a country that spawned google and uh and they don't give a fuck because like i said it's all globalists they think we're all gonna hold hands and sing kumbaya eventually uh but can you imagine working in that environment that uh yeah imagine tj wore a trump hat in you know they'd fire him but they'd

come up with some other reason that he was uh insubordinate or he was disincompetent at his job there's a million ways to fucking can somebody and then lie about it but let's be honest folks it's uh the fucking globalists versus us and i feel like we're outnumbered but thank god trump can you imagine if the thick ankle dog face leather nipple bitch hillary got into the goddamn White House can you imagine where it would be even worse the PC believe it or not if it could get worse would be worse but Pekai stood up there yesterday taking questions

and testifying and smooth not a beat of sweat on him and you know working with China because it's a huge market over there, obviously. And they can make trillions, but they're fucking hypocrites.

And TJ, you should get a job somewhere. I don't know, try out for a hockey team. Hit somebody with a stick, you'll feel much better. 833-599-6425 is the phone number. Call in and yeah, Google it. It's creepy, man. I got to number. Call in. And yeah, Google, it's creepy, man. I got to bring this computer in. I got a thing from Apple saying there's something wrong with this specific model.

If you bought it between this date and this date and it could crash and you could lose everything. Blah, blah, blah. So I got to bring that into fucking Apple. And I'm not even, I feel creepy about that. I don't know what goes on once they have your computer. I forget what I put on there. I know I was at Latina housewives.org a couple hours ago and, uh, young twink slash net. Uh, what the fuck? What a creepy. I, again, I know the internet has done great things for us and social media but now you're seeing reports how it's damaging kids minds literally literally your fucking brain

there was some guy on tv last night physically changes when you're looking at this shit and uh it's really creepy and they're already psychologists are already seeing a lot more kids ages five and six years old that have depression. And it's from this shit. I'm not blaming the, well, I do blame the parents. But I'm just saying if I was a parent and my kid's fucking whining, I'm going to throw him in front of a computer too. Go look at this. LatinaHousewives.org. But it's always good to hear from the inside.

And yeah, Damore, was that his name, Damore? He worked there and let it be known what was going on, and he was canned immediately. So they have to be broken up, these companies. I just said these companies, they got to be broken up. They're more powerful than the fucking government. When a company's more powerful than the government, isn't it time to fucking break it into a million little pieces?

Anytime there's an oil company or something like that, or, you know, some past media companies, Gannett, people would say, this is a monopoly. We have to break that. But Google controls every bit of information that you and I fucking see every day. And what was the statistic

in the paper two days ago? What is it? 3.8 billion people on the internet. That's almost the whole fucking planet. Remember that guy that went off into the... He went to some island off india and got killed by those savages that haven't fucking seen another human being i was just picturing like if that guy you know snuck up on them and he'd probably see somebody sitting in front of a computer

watching uh savage porn uh Watching savage porn. Yeah, creepy world. Here's the headline. Oh my God, now California wants to tax text messaging. Of course they do. Everybody was like shocked when they read that. How are you going to pay for all those poor people,

those poor brown people pouring in from those third world shitholes and jumping on Medicaid and Medicare and every other fuck sucking off the government's tit. How are you going to pay for all that? You're going to start texting conversations. California can't wait to. Of course, I'll tell you why they did it. They always give you a reason that makes you look like an asshole if you disagree with them. But state regulators say surcharge on text messaging would help fund programs, here it comes, that make phone service accessible to the poor.

See, now, they word it like that because if you're against it, you're against poor people? You're a fucking asshole. I'm surprised they didn't put in that it makes phone service for small pets and poor people and babies. Baby phones. But that's how they couch it. So

they're going to try to text message. It hasn't passed yet, but You listening? Yeah, I am. Mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant. Oh my goodness. Got that? Yeah. Better say that in a text.

But that's it. So if you disagree with that, you're against poor people and blah, blah, blah. State regulators have been ginning up a scheme to charge a fee for text messaging on mobile phones to help support programs that make phone service accessible to the poor. I don't know about you. I see a ton of poor people walking around New York City. I saw a fucking homeless guy with a sign. Dirty sneakers, dirty face.

Had a fucking cell phone, though. Had a goddamn cell phone. We have the richest poor people in the fucking country. You know that. The wireless industry and business groups are furious. They've been working to defeat the proposal, now scheduled for a vote next month by California Public Utilities Commission. It's a dumb idea, said Jim Wunderman,

president of the Bay Area Council Business Sponsored Advocacy Group. This is how conversations take place in this day and age. He's talking about texting. And it's almost like they're saying there should be a tax on the conversations we have. That's exactly fucking right. That's exactly what they're saying. You are correct, sir.

You'll have nothing left. You're going to have nothing left. They pick away at you. They tax everything, whether it's gas. Eventually, you're going to have fucking nothing left, especially for a state like California,

which is one of the poorest states in the union, used to be one of the richest, because there's, I don't know how many illegals living there, and everybody's on the fucking dole, and you, the people that are paying your taxes and going to work, you're going to pay for it. They won't charge you, like, per tax. It says it'll likely be, it'll be billed as a flat you like per text. It says it'll likely be,

it'll be billed as a flat surcharge per customer. Oh, that makes us feel better. Business groups, including the Bay area council, California chamber of commerce and Silicon Valley leadership group, and others opposing the idea calculated the new charges for wireless consumers could total about 44.5 million a year.

But they add that under the regulator's proposal, the charge could be applied retroactively for five years. Jesus Christ! Which they call an alarming precedent and could amount to a bill of more than 220 mil for California consumers. Why five years? Why stop there? Why go back and find out when every person bought a phone and started texting? Why stop at five?

What a fucking... Don't forget how this country was founded, folks, because of over-taxation, under-representation. Don't forget that. But California, what a fucking nightmare. Cry in shame.

Of course, people have arguments against why it's good. From a consumer's point of view, surcharges may be a wash because if more surcharge revenues comes from texting services, less will be needed from voice services. Jesus Christ. Don't give me that smart-alecky shit. Who said that? CPUC spokesman Constance Gordon. Generally, he says those consumers who create greater texting revenues may pay a bit more, whereas consumers using more voice services may pay less. May. They may or they may not. And I'm sure once you see that,

that it's a wash, you'll figure something else out. We don't trust you motherless fucks. You're soulless. You believe in big government and you're right up our ass and we hate you here at the Nick DiPaolo Show.

The CTIA, which represents the U.S. wireless communications industry, including AT&T, Mobility, Sprint, T-Mobile, Verizon, said in legal filings to the commission that texting is an information service like email, not a telecommunications service subject to the commission's authority.

The Federal Communications Commission, FCC, is expected to affirm that very Wednesday at a meeting, the CTI said, That very Wednesday at a meeting, the CTI said, which would confirm that the State Utility Commission has no authority to impose surcharges on text messaging. I'm sure they'll find a fucking loophole somewhere. Like it's not expensive enough to live in fucking San Francisco or Los Angeles or California. But poor people need phones too. And apparently, what a fucking crock. Bring back pay phones. How about that?

Here's your solution. Taxing techs. Holy Christ. Marijuana. You should tax marijuana. You could wipe out the fucking national debt in three minutes. Just at a few of my friends, comedian friends' houses. You know what I'm talking about, Kevin.

Please come to Boston. She said no. Let me show you a Democrat voter buying something at a bodega store. Apparently she liked those hot dogs that are going around on that conveyor belt. Did you see that? Do that again, please. Let's take a look at that in slow motion. I'll have a taco. A strip steak.

She weighs 112 pounds and 67 of that is tongue. Speaking of tongue, oh man, I got to lay off the coffee and cigarette. I got the teeth of a fucking hillbilly. Tongue lady, let's meet her life partner, Diane, who's walking with a limp. There's some woman. I'm guessing she's a... I want to give her a creamsicle just to watch her eat it. That looks like a fucking when you go to the zoo and like a camel spits at you.

Is that your idea? Ryan's in there doing it. Go ahead, Ryan. Yeah, it doesn't have the same effect. She could have wrapped that fucking tongue around your neck, Ryan Strauss, you'd like a lawnmower. And she was very attractive. She was Miss Universe two years ago. And she'll be hosting the Oscars.

She once went down on a woman and actually killed her. Apparently she lifted the woman up by her fucking ass with her tongue and flipped her over the bed and she broke her neck. We have that story. She looked as happy as all fucking... I wish they had a camera

on the guy behind the counter. He's like, I will not sell you certs or tic-tacs. But here's a pocket pussy from Romco I have left over from the early 70s. Enjoy, Frederique.

Please come to Boston, she said. Let's talk about the aforementioned Google. TJ jumped on the story a little early, but... So we know they're kind of working with China and being very coy about it. Google approves an app, listen to this, for Muslims to report people who commit blasphemy against Islam. Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! A new Android app has launched with the focus of allowing Muslims to report individuals who commit blasphemy or insult.

And again, it's a numbers game. I'm telling you, Google looked at China and said, holy shit, their middle class, if they have one, is like two billion people. So then they go, where are Muslims? Right. How many Muslims on the planet? Couple Bill. You're like, there's a market. This is not a joke.

The app Smart Peckham, which launched in Indonesia last month at the request of the Indonesian government, will allow users and government officials to uphold Sharia law. That's terrific. And target and report people who hold misguided beliefs in violation of Islamic law,

which forbids insults of Islam, insults against the Prophet Muhammad or the... Let's not forget Google is an American company, folks, and founded in this country, and a country that does what? What separates us from these shitholes? That's right first amendment freedom of speech google's like we don't give a fuck we see a prophet insults against uh the muhammad or or uh the recognition of any other religion besides islam that's they'll be shutting us down because this show is like a religion i have followers

all over the planet okay within the tri-state area. Indonesia is the largest Muslim country in the world with an estimated, get this, Muslim population of 207 mil. That's a lot of goddamn people. Indonesia's criminal code prohibits blasphemy. This is sort of like hate speech over here. Who's going to define blasphemy?

Who? I guess the guys that walk around with ski masks and chop your head off on YouTube. They might have some. It's defined as the act or offense of speaking sacrilegiously about God or sacred things. Like what, the Stanley Cup? The Code's Article 156A targets those who deliberately, in public,

express feelings of hostility, hatred, or contempt against religion. I bet you the Democrats will have an app like this soon. Because to them, politics is religion. I bet you the Democrats will have an app like this soon. Because to them, politics is religion. The penalty for violating Article 156A of Indonesia's criminal code is a maximum of five years imprisonment. Rajan

Anadan, who serves as the VP of Google in Southeast Asia, has not shown any resistance to the app, which is available in Google app stores. Well, isn't that fucking terrific? Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa, a bacala.

Haka Sherpa Sherpa, a bacala. The National Security Society, you know what that is, Ryan? The NSS has since written to Aradon requesting the Google not to stock the app in the App Store, arguing that the app will have negative consequences for religious minorities and will further minimize freedom of expression. Now, I'm going to be a I'm just going to

go out on a limb, speculation on my part. If the Christians came out with such a thing, which they wouldn't, I'm just saying the National Secular Society wouldn't have a problem with it. Why do you say that? Well, secular, progressive, they go together, and I guarantee they wouldn't give a fuck

if people were shutting down Christian speech and prayer. According to Human Rights Watch, 125 people were convicted of blasphemy in Indonesia between 2004 and 2014. 23 additional people have been convicted since 2014. That's not that much with that many Muslims running around. That shows you how they police their religion. Stephen Evans, who serves as the chief executive of NSS, said Google's decision to stock the Sharia app was incongruous with Google's mission statement.

No, it isn't. It's right. It goes right along with it and runs directly contrary to the democratic ideals, which Google says it stands for. That's right. They're lying through their fucking bearded Pekai teeth. Did you say bearded teeth, Nick? Yes. It's been a long day. Did you say bearded teeth, Nick? Yes, it's been a long day. Evans also said the app will normalize restrictions on freedom of expression in Indonesia and elsewhere. You don't say. You don't say.

A religion where a woman shows two inches of ankle so they fucking cut her feet off. A lot of stumps over there a lot of people walk around in stumps and a lot of uh you can tell all the x shoplifters they got stumps sticking out of their sleeves and a lot of stumps i hope they use those hands and feet for i'm sure they're grinding them up and putting curry on them. Since the app's launch in the Google App Store, it's been flooded with one-star reviews. You mean one-star David reviews.

Oh, what the fuck? And criticisms by anti-Sharia and human rights advocates. On November 29th, my brother's birthday, 2018, investigative journalists, listen to this. This broad had a lot of balls, ovaries, whatever they're carrying. Journalist Laura Loomer handcuffed herself

to Twitter headquarters in New York City after she was banned from Twitter for criticizing Sharia law. While handcuffed, Loomer argued Twitter, Facebook, Apple, Google, Instagram, they are essentially upholding Sharia law. While handcuffed, Loomer argued Twitter, Facebook, Apple, Google, Instagram, they are essentially upholding Sharia. Silicon Valley is essentially upholding Sharia when they decide to ban me from posting facts about Islam. When they decide to ban me for posting facts about Sharia law and criticizing anti-Jewish Muslim congresswomen. Yeah, you're right, Laura Loomer.

Muslim congresswoman. Yeah, you're right, Laura Luma. You're goddamn right. Google is right in there. That's two fucking horrible stories. But let's be honest. If I have to fucking find the meaning of a word three seconds from now, what am I going to? What are the other search engines, Jace?

What's the other one everybody always says? What am I going to... What are the other search engines, Jace? What's the other one everybody always says? We have a super chat, actually, from TE saying, delete your Gmail accounts right now. DuckDuckGo and Yahoo search engines are free. That's right. DuckDuckGo.

I was offended by that name because, you know, folks, I'm a vegetarian, and they're still pulling the livers out of baby ducks to make a... I forget what they call it. what's that really rich appetizer uh that's right foie gras now ryan how did you you probably know because you use foie gras as a lube or something uh i studied french in high school you studied french in high school did you you really? That was my language, yeah. That explains the no deodorant. Yeah, French don't wear deodorant. I know they don't either, do you?

You smell like Paris after a fucking 106 degree day. I went to Paris and tried to order food in French and every street vendor laughed at me. Well, did you tell them to go fucking and say, look, you're pushing a food cart, fucking Pierre. How about I dump you in that fountain? Nothing. You know what we need? We need a little of a, here's the original deplorable. Let's get a little, let's go back in time when we could joke about race and religion, gender.

And besides getting elected, there's more to that than just being smart there is huh then how come we don't have a black president i mean some of our black people are just as dumb as nixon you ain't got a black president jefferson cause god ain't ready for that yet. Wait a second. What? That's right. God's got to try it out first by making a black pope, which he ain't done yet. Can you imagine doing that? You'd be banned from the Oscars if you said that,

and they found it on your Facebook page 10 years later. I'm still fuming about the Kevin Hart thing. But I guess it's all right for Sarah Silverman, the rest of the foul mouth fucking even my friend amy she they you know you really think they'd ban them from no no when when they start cracking down on black guys for speech that's when you know the pc is way the fuck out of control do you know i saying? I think you do. Wait, I want to hear another one. Archie talking about women pay versus men's pay. less than they paid the man who used to run the forklift oh well come on irene had the wrong it's a well-known fact men are white more than women archie have you been reading playboy

no i mean the bible bible the bible and then the bible it says god made man his own image he He made women after, from a rib, cheaper cut. When we could all laugh when the woman was the butt of the joke. Or the minority was the butt of the joke. The original deplorable. Let's go to Nathaniel in Ohio.

He wants to talk about Islamic blasphemous law in Indonesia. I think Nathaniel has a summer home over there. I'm not sure. Nathaniel, what's up, buddy? Hey, how you doing? I'm Nathaniel Hall, obviously. i'm on your facebook page fan page um yeah some of the uh indonesia it's like democrats

you watch the youtube videos so where's the trump at i mean they're safe space this guy gets called a racist straight about it he has that knives and daggers because that's a been shot that that's just ridiculous I don't know what happened over here I don't know if it's a bad connection I can't I can't understand words I'll say everybody but nice knives and an annual a net an annual on Nathaniel, it's Fanyol Hall with an F. Do you know that? That's right. Yeah, Fanyol. That's the one that's possible is this.

Yeah. All right, buddy. Thank you for the call, buddy. Appreciate you breaking the momentum. Anyways, watch. Did you understand any of that? He's talking so fast is what he was doing yeah they get a little nervous you know there's 11 people watching and uh and he had a

voice like this and uh something about youtube and then fucking the daggers and knives that's all i get out of it hopefully he calls back and just slows it down absolutely that's all take a nice fat valium have a glass of wine before you call in i see jason shooting up before the show he's so nervous he's right between his toes like christopher moltesanti with a nice sweater on him please come to denver she said no what do we got here, this one made me laugh my wrinkled nuts off. American University students and staff call for minority-only spaces on campus to promote what, folks? I'll say it again. American University students and staff call for minority-only spaces on campus to promote what?

What is that? How about inclusion? Has the left lost their fucking minds? This isn't the first time I've read a headline like this. We want to keep white people out and make spaces on campus for black and brown people. Why? In the name of inclusion. Include this, you

fuckstain. Oh, my aching stem. Do you believe this shit? Excluding people. In the name of fucking inclusion. the irony is thick as my ankles no they're ignorant that's ignorant students and staff at america university are calling for the creation of more spaces for students of color so that minority students can have an area on campus where they can go to be separated from the rest of the campus body.

And the name of diversity sounds like the name of racism. You don't like whitey. You don't like people who don't look like you. You are generalizing about a whole group of people. I'm talking about white people. You don't like them. You don't want to be around them. When you cut through all the politically correct horseshit, you are racist. Anybody who's for this are racist, which would be white liberals and the fucking students of color who buy into this horse shit. Separated from the rest of the... In the name of diversity and inclusion.

Oh, my aching stem. AU students are criticizing the university's hub of organizing... Listen to this. This is an actual department hub for organizing multiculturalism and equity. Home is the acronym for being marketed to students of all backgrounds rather than to students of color. So they're pissed that it includes everybody. That's their complaint.

The people who are for inclusion. They're pissed that it includes everybody, this home thing. Home doesn't provide people with a sense of security, with a sense of belonging. When everyone, that's the key word, when everyone from all types of affinity groups can be there, that's what they're upset about. Again, remember, their goal is inclusion, but they're upset, and I quote, when everyone from all types get to be in this group,

it's not fair. Oh, my aching stem. Listen to this. Now, here's another agency or department on the campus. The director of the University Center, Michael Elmore, suggested that students are currently unable to walk around on campus while simultaneously enjoying living under the principles of basic respect, basic agreement on civility and human rights, which is why home was necessary. So what's going on? You want me to believe when students of color are

walking around campus just trying to have a conversation, what, white people are throwing bricks at them and shit and fruit and fucking Molotov cocktails? They had one incident. I was too lazy to look it up. One racial incident a few years ago. I'm sure it was a bunch of horse shit. And that's any reason, any reason to start, you know,

departments on campus like this. Here it is. Homes were created in response to racial incident that occurred on campus in 2017, as well as in reaction to a survey conducted on campus in which 34% of black respondents reported that they did not feel welcome on the campus. Quiet. Quiet like a bitch. 34% of the black population, which it's not a black school, so what did that make up?

11 people were upset because somebody might have given them the stink eye? AU student newspaper goes on to say that many students also called for the university, listen to this, to create a black house. Sort of like the opposite of the White House. In response to racist incidents on campus. Are you fucking kidding me?

Wake up, white people. The idea behind a black house, listen to this, that's in quotes, is to provide a living learning community for black students, which would be followed up with a survey gauging students' interest in potentially implementing a similar layout where they use inventory of housing. What the fuck are they talking about? Elmore stated, however, that the university has, listen to this, has a center for diversity

and inclusion what the fuck do they have a English and math building like I had when I was on college campus, it was literally called the English and math building that's been replaced by the fucking inclusion diversity, everybody loves everybody

hold my black and brown stem building this country has a mental illness everybody loves everybody hold my black and brown stem building this country has a mental illness i'll say it again we have a mental illness when it comes to the issue of race senator for diversity and inclusion which consolidates this is what that does this is what the son of a diversity inclusion does it consolidates a plethora of identity-based offices into one center. We'll get rid of all the fucking offices. Adding that the idea behind the center is to organize diversity under one umbrella.

If there's real diversity, you don't have to organize it. If it's organic, it's just there. They're literally, they're blinded to their own horseshit. We'll put the Japanese, Asian students over here. We'll put the Latinos over here. And the blacks have to have their space. And then the severely retarded students, you know, the athletes, they have to have their space. Under one umbrella unbelievable excluding white people in the name of diversity we have lost our

tits hey did you see this uh footage of these two chicks trying to sneak into the country two teenage migrants were injured when they fell from an 18-foot border fence in Yuma, Arizona. I've been saying that's why you have to make it 50 feet, because they wouldn't have got hurt. They would have died. And no bullets would have been fired, no tear gas. And you could have said, whoops, they slipped and fell and broke their little fucking Honduran necks. One of the girls, a 14-year-old from Guatemala, was hospitalized with several broken vertebrae. According to the Border Patrol, this video highlights

the fact that the only safe way to enter the country is through legal points of entry. They say they have recently seen a spike in this type of injury in the area. That pulled hamstrings, groin pulls, and little Maria Gonzalez's day-to-day with a fucking

stinger. Let's watch these girls coming over the wall. I think that knocked the window. Ugh! I think that knocked the window. Ugh. Actually, she's like three inches shorter now. Who's helping her there? That guy slapped her on the ass.

That's a hashtag me too slash illegal immigration story. That one didn't even clear the wall. Here comes Trump and Pence. Get them the fuck out of here. All right, enough. Can we turn my headphones down just a bit? That was my fault for asking them to be up so loud. Just a tad.

Right. Did you touch it yet, Ryan? You got it. There you go, I guess. Right there. That's beautiful. Beautiful. Real quickly, we'll go to Riley in Missouri.

Hypocrisy and censorship of Kevin Hart and people supporting Sharia law in the name of diversity. Fuck exactly. Riley, we have lost our minds, have we not, when it comes to this horseshit? Oh, Jesus Christ, we're on a road to hell, man, and I'm enjoying every minute of it. You know, they... However we're going to work this out, we need to know what the fucking rules are. Is Kevin Hart being, is he got all the, check all the boxes for being a black guy?

Or can he, is he under the same rules as straight white guys for making fun of gay people? Are we going to promote people? Are we going to give people points for promoting Sharia law? Or are we going to take away points because they ownaria law or are we going to take away points because they own women that got raped to death you know what i mean yes yes we have no scorecard

you're right it makes no sense there's no there's no compass and as long as you have people like nancy pelosi and if i hear her one time one more time say those aren't american values this is a multi-millionaire from san francisco who keeps speaking like she speaks for the people in ohio and fucking michigan and uh yeah the the kevin i know kevin hart he's a fucking great guy funny guy and uh i guarantee you if they found you know sarah silverman uh i'm sure there's a ton of shit she said they they wouldn't fucking ban her. Let's be honest, if you've got a vagina, Riley, you can get away with pretty much

anything. Damn straight. Let's drop Nancy Pelosi in the middle of fucking Yemen and let eight sexually oppressed fucking guys dust that pussy off and then see how she feels about it. You know what I mean? See how she feels about it you know what i mean it's just

see how she feels about those motherfuckers over there there's just no there's there's no winning you know what i mean they're just going to suddenly shift the goalposts and i think it's as far as as far as the college shit goes when when what when has dividing people by race ever worked out for the better well that, that's exactly the point. What they're for is, this is hilarious, you've got black students for what George Wallace was for back in the fucking 50s and 60s. Segregation now, segregation forever.

They don't see that. They're actually acknowledging that. They're actually going, you know what, George Wallace was right, and all the other fucking rednecks from Alabama in the 50s, they were burning down. They actually, I think they have a point. It is fucking hilarious to me. You know? That's right.

My father-in-law grew up in the 60s in the Midwest, you know, a black kid who was good at sports, which is why nothing happened to him, you know? Right. But he died last year of cancer and he, and he just, he could not believe the path that we're going. He was just going all that shit that his parents fought for. Right. That is going straight down the fucking tubes.

Just a different person's in charge. That's exactly right. I mean, I, Martin Luther King jr. Is good. He'd be just going, what the fuck? Just in the name of inclusion what and segregate people exactly what's the

fucking end goal here is the other thing what's the fucking end goal that would you know when does it stop does it stop when all these fucking white beta male pussies are actually getting ass and then that finally changes their mind because this is just a sneaky way for them to get into people's fucking pants that's it but yeah it doesn't stop there's no that's what the dems do they divide i love how they talk about uh the country so divided thanks for the call riley uh they talk about how divided the country since Trump took over. Like this all started under Trump.

When the Democrats, they have perfected identity politics. They break you into voting groups. Just watch during an election. They talk about, we've got to get the Latinos. We have to get the, that's just how they do it. It's the, you know, men against women, the gender, LGBTQ against straight, black versus white, Latina versus black that's what they do they've perfected it and then they looked at trump and go what a divider

meanwhile unemployment for black and brown people at record loads and women by the way and uh he still can't get a fucking ounce of respect yes sir i have some relevant super jets all right so we got Tom Stone. He says, I think they mean segregation instead of inclusion. They are following Jared Taylor's playbook by separating whites from everyone else. Do you think they will reinstate Jim Krolos? I don't think they'll go that far. Yeah, for white people.

Yeah, but that's what they're doing. They're promoting segregation. Segregation. Can you imagine saying with a straight face? You work with some diversity cultural center on a campus saying, in the name of inclusion, we want to have a safe space for black and browns. What the fuck? Does anybody?

I know Bill Hicks used to laugh at pro-life people killing uh you know killing people abortions and stuff and it's a you know it's irony on a base level but it's still a hoot that's exactly what this is it's come full circle it's a mental illness that's the only way i can describe it they're in such their own echo chamber that they they don't even hear the people outside the echo chamber saying do you realize that you're fucking you're a hypocrite now i got cm cross one saying we're all people of color because white is a color too just more bullshit from people to complain about for people to complain about i know we owe it that phrase people of color used to make me laugh people of color you know last time i checked a of color. You know, last time I checked a Crayola box, it was a white crayon in there.

Was there? Yeah. Yes, there was. What color are the clouds? They're colorless. People of color. Look at me, for Christ's sake. I have more color than a few black people I know. In the summertime.

Right now, I get that shitty, when Italians in the Right now, I get that shitty, when Italians, in the wintertime, we get this sort of fucking lime green. Jason's over there nodding his head and laughing. We get that,

I go into a tanning bed, but, you know, I'm afraid I look like Trump. Those fucking raccoon eyes. Okay, final story, because I got to bolt out. Migrant groups. Two groups of Central American migrants made separate marches on the U.S. consulate in Tijuana Tuesday.

Listen to this. Demanding that they be processed through asylum system more quickly and in greater numbers. That deportations be halted and that president trump either let them into the country here comes the kicker or pay them 50 grand each to go home trump responded more than 6 000 first arrived to the cities and shelters. Approximately now 700 have voluntarily returned to their country of origin. 300 have been deported. And 2,500 have applied for a humanitarian visas in Mexico.

The group of unaccounted migrants, that's about 3,500. This is what scares me, are presumed to have either crossed illegally. Why? Into the United States or moved to other Mexican border cities or simply fallen through the cracks or broken the necks falling off the wall. When asked how the group came up with the $50,000 figure, organizer Alfonso Guerrero Hulo of Honduras said they chose that number as a group. He says it may seem like a lot of money to you, but it is a small sum compared to everything

the United States has stolen from Honduras. Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Mr. Ula said that. Who's the slimy little commoner shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Alfonso Guerrero alula imagine the all the united states is stolen from honduras really how about the fucking billions in aid we send you third world shithole countries how about that

we should just i i want to be an isolationist seriously. And I've said this years ago, bring everybody home, bring all the soldiers home. I'm telling you, they need us to do business. The whole world does bring everybody the fuck home. And then I want Trump to come out or any president who has president and go,

look at, here's the deal. We're not invading anywhere. We're not going to help it. And any of you, if you muss a hair on one american's head somewhere on this planet we will fucking drop the moab on you the mother of all bombs we're not going to do we'll do business with you but we're not doing anything else we're not sending you fucking aid and we're not going to help you militarily we're going to mind our

business we should build build the fucking dome, the defense dome, the wet dream that Reagan had. We're just going to mind our business, and if any of you fucks or takes an American hostage, we will fucking melt you down into the parking lot you deserve to be.

Thank you, Mr. Trump. Bye. Listen to this. The second letter delivered around 1.20 p..m they're not even in the country these are migrants already making demands it's like reparations reparations they're not even in the fucking country the second letter delivered around 1 20 came from a separate group of members asking for the u.s to speed up the asylum process. Well, excuse us. Specifically, the group asked U.S. immigration officials to admit up to 300 asylum seekers at the San Ysidro port of entry each day.

Currently, officials admit between 40 and 100 asylums. I'm sorry, we're not moving fast enough for it. It's like the people you see on those viral videos. They're going to McDonald's and they flip out because they're on meth and coke and their filet of fish was not made in under 11 seconds so they fucking snap uh so we're not moving fast enough for these people these filthy filthy people the group of migrants say the slow pace violates American and international laws well then get a lawyer uh that call for an immediate process and they think they have a right to be here and make vulnerable migrants at risk.

In the meantime, families, women and children who have fled our countries continue to suffer. And the civil society of Tijuana continue. That makes no sense. In the meantime, families, women and children who have fled our countries continue to suffer. In the meantime, families, women and children who have fled our countries continue to suffer. And the civil society of Tijuana continue to be forces to confront this humanitarian crisis, a refugee crisis caused in great by decades of U.S. intervention in Central America. The letter states. And then Donald Trump said, could I wipe my ass with that? Mr. Pence, hand me that letter. The letter asking for a speedier U.S.

asylum process was addressed to President Trump, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, San Ysidro Port Director Sidney Akai, and Commissioner of Office of Customs and Border Protection Kevin McAleen, and to Santa Claus. Trump has threatened to cut off financial aids and the hands of anybody coming into the country illegally. Cut off financial aid to Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador. If those countries did not stop the caravan before it reached the U.S. border, he has reiterated as late as Tuesday the need for a border wall, threatening to shut down the U.S. government if funding was not. Don't shut down the government, Mr. President. Don't.

We can't live without the government. Please. Don't. Don't delay those non-essential employees of the government, Mr. President. Don't. We can't live without the government. Please, don't delay those non-essential employees of the government, their paychecks for two weeks. How are they going to get by? Please don't do that. We won't be able to go to the Smithsonian and all the important

shit. Shut it down for fucking ever. We'll do it ourselves. All we need for the government, I've always said this, is the military to protect us. And a few other things. Canned goods and, you know, sex toys. That's it, folks.

That is it for today. Did we ever get Facebook up? No, I decided not to cooperate, so I told everyone on Facebook to go to YouTube. Very good. You know what? They probably know who I am. Eventually, it's not to cooperate, so I told everyone on Facebook to go to YouTube. Very good. You know why? They probably know who I am. Eventually, it's going to happen everywhere.

Eventually, I'll be on the roof of my house wrapped in tinfoil, my dick facing due north. Trying to do a show. I give up. What a country. Anyways, remember, you think it, I'll say it. You're very welcome. I'll see you Patreon members tomorrow. And if you guys want to see the show, you should sign up I'll say it. You're very welcome. I'll see you Patreon members tomorrow. And if you guys want to see the show,

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