The Nick DiPaolo Show - Replay: Alex Stein | Nick Di Paolo Show #1440a

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

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. Welcome on a filthy Tuesday. How are you, folks? I'm really not here right now. As you know, I fly all over the place to make money, and I work really hard. I'm going to air a great interview I did with Alex Stein, who you know is a real shit-stirrer. And we did this back in March, probably before you guys signed up for Mug Club. But it's really worth watching, so here it is. Hey, great show today. I'm excited you're joining me. I have a great guest.

You may know his work from the internet. He is famous for disrupting political meetings at the local level, the city level, and he's not afraid to go anywhere. I think AOC's trying to sue him. He's really funny. He's on the blaze, and he should be. Please welcome my buddy, Alex Stein. Alex Stein is an American right-wing YouTuber youtuber that's how they describe you alex uh and he's known for disrupting

local uh government meetings and confronting people face to face and uh i friggin love his work i i i see him all the time on the internet and And Alex, first of all, thank you for doing this. I watch you and I go, this is what we should all be doing. He shouldn't be the exception. It should be more people like, you know, the angry moms, school moms that came out and pressed those school boards. There should be more of this face to face. Scare the bejesus out of these assholes are you with me nick i was selling cars three years ago like a grease monkey i'm telling you

i'd have rauls all these hispanic guys to come and they'd say oh this z71 truck has a leak senior i would say oh it doesn't and i would have to get under the car in my sport coat on the hot asphalt 120 degrees in the texas, and it would be leaking oil. They were 100% right, and I'd have to give a discount. But my point being is, anybody, you can go from selling cars and getting yelled at by Mexicans on the daily to going and confronting these politicians because they're all egomaniacs. And as soon as any autistic person like myself with a camera gets in their face,

they melt like room temperature butter. Did you say artistic or autistic? Both. I think I'm both. I'm not really autistic. Honestly, I think I was dropped on my head. I think that's all it takes, though. Yeah.

I swear, Nick, that's all it takes is a little bit of autism and then some willpower. I'm telling you, I fell off the bassinet. I was on the spectrum. But a year later, they told me. Fucking dad pushed me off. But that's another story. Yes, I just I'm not good at that uh some of my comedian friends jimmy florentine would go into a restaurant you've probably seen his work he cranked yeah of course jim's a beast yeah yeah and he would go into a

fucking restaurant and ask for a parmesan a black pepper you know, the lady starts doing that. And you're supposed to go, that's enough. And he wouldn't say anything. And when the guy would stop, he'd go, no, I want some more. No, I want some more. You can't see his meal. And the guy goes, no, I want some more. That shit makes me uncomfortable. Who's the biggest?

But I've seen clips of you right in the middle, like on a college campus, haven't I? Surrounded by anger. Yeah, no. I know. I go in front of all the Antifa, but real quick, let's go back to Jim Florentine. First of all, I'm not surprised he likes a lot of pepper.

The guy used to bang Robin Quivers. God bless his soul. Jimmy's one of the best comedians. Trust me, Robin Quivers, that's a ton of black pepper, if you know what I mean. So what I'm trying to say is, yeah, I go in front of these ATVs. So now because I've been viral, I get to go speak at some of these colleges. And Nick, you know this as a comedian.

I don't want to sit here and kiss your derriere the whole time. But you can go back and hear somebody's game. When Artie was on Howard and then, you know, you're obviously on the show all the time, regular guests. But he would always say that you had to carry the killers of comedy show. You were the one pro. Even though I'm Francis Shealy, I've written everybody else's name. Thank God we have Nick DiPaolo. He's the best comedian.

So you're a real deal professional comedian. You are the essence or the quintessential, excuse me, is the word I'm saying. Me, though, there's a new form of comedy, though, I think, that's making you popular on TikTok and all this stuff. Where all you got to do is confront important people, and people love that content. You confront important people, or you can do what I'm trying to do to get followers. I tossed a two-year-old girl off my roof into a dumpster in my driveway. We were rebuilding my kitchen, and people love that. We don't know where she is, but boy, I got like 11 likes.

I think it's better to get thrown off a roof, Nick, than to get transgendered. Now all these two-year-olds are giving him gender hormone therapy. If I was a two-year-old, throw me in a pool off a roof before you cut my wiener off. That's all I'm saying. Alex, let me ask you this. Go back to that original story. The Mexicans were the customers in that story?

Yeah, are you kidding me? I sold cheap cars. I was a wholesale car dealer. I stack them deep, sell them cheap cars. I was a wholesale car dealer. I stack them deep, sell them cheap. There's a seat for every ass. I'm telling you,

I sold a Honda Odyssey. I sold a Chevy Tahoe, Chevy Suburban. I'm in Dallas, Texas. All of my customers, they can't go to a traditional car lot and get any sort of credit. So I'm a pimp on a blip.

You got money in the bank. Shorty, what you drank? I'm going to put you in a car. But yeah, selling cars sucks, Nick. It sucks. I don't ever want to go back to it. Yeah, but it was just funny.

They love their Chevys. Are you kidding? Doug, the 5.3 liter engine on the Z71 at the time? They always loved their Chevys. And the Silverado. What is that? Is that a Chevy? That's Chevy.

Chevy Silverado or GMC Sierra. I drive a Chevy Silverado. It's a great truck. You can hold like four Mexican families, right? I'm telling you, though, these Mexicans here in America, and this is I'm not I'm not anti-immigration. No, but this is what is they would always go viral. And they show 11 immigrants in front of Kamala Harris's house. And the media is like, oh, I'm in I'm in Texas every day we're on Bachman Lake that's a lake that's near the airport I see Hispanics with the mask little kids with an adult guy I mean you can just tell that like

you know I love to joke around but something weird is going on this guy is not their biological family I see it is that guy is that guy Bernie Sanders really scares me is what's one of these kids doing for money how are they earning their keep Is that guy Bernie Sanders? That's what really scares me, is what are these kids doing for money? How are they earning their keep? Is that guy Bernie Sanders you see the kids with? What about Bernie? He's insane. I'm saying, is that the guy? I think the moment has passed. Wait, Nick, I didn't hear you, but do you know

this, Nick? Another thing about Project Mountainside, you know I'm suing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for blocking me on Twitter right now, Nick. Believe it or not. Can you believe that? How is she blocking you on Twitter? Why? I called her a big booty Latina. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that was my biggest video. What the... I've called her a filthy twat. Nothing happened. That shows you I'm not... And her boyfriend is right there. On the steps, yes. Yeah, where were you? The Capitol?

I was on the Capitol steps. Yes. You're my favorite big booty Latina. And she went and made 17 Instagram videos about how I was the worst freaking sexual harasser since, I don't even know who the most famous raper is. I mean, she literally. You're looking at him. Like she was sexually abused.

You're looking at him. I think we have a delay. When I talk, he can't hear me. There's a little delay. There's a little delay for some reason. Quick, I got to shut up. Stop stepping over you. Sorry. No, you said you don't know who the most famous rapist is.

And I said, you're looking at him. Okay, Nick. So tell me this, though. And I know you can always say so much stuff, though. But, dude, you're blowing up. So now you've got this new thing with Crowder. You know, I work at The Blaze. And the reason why I bring this up, a lot of people like – and The Blaze loves Stephen.

They actually still love Stephen. He hasn't really gone after them at all. Right. And they say, oh, Alex, you're the dollar store version, which I kind of am now that I'm still in the blaze. I mean, a little bit. I love what you're doing. So tell me, what's the future, though? That's badass. Congratulations.

That looks like it's going to be a good deal. I think it's going to be great. He's got me picking him up at the airport and getting his coffee in the morning. And I'm sort of like Fredo. I got to bring the suitcase of money from, you know, from to Dallas. And yeah, I am excited. Look, he is a force. And, you know, like you said, he was on the blaze.

And he's always we always stay in touch. Like I've done a show quite a few times. But we, you know, we text back and forth. And he always he just loves my stand up, he just praises me as a stand up and I watch his show and I go Jesus Christ, I think I'm going to pull

mine off the air, no he's got so much, he puts so much into it, I do it, you know, because I still do stand up, but I would challenge anybody to put up a show that gives you more content and news. I mean, I was there when I was at a studio and Ted Cruz, he had Ted Cruz on. And literally, I hear this conversation, Alex, I hear this. Stephen's on the phone, and they're going, no, he, what?

The people that handle him says he can't make it. And then Ted Cruz grabs the phone from one of his guys and said, I'll be there and told his handlers we can make it. And I'm going, what the fuck? I can't get my fucking wife on my own show. He's got a pool. No, I mean mean crowder's got the biggest pool he's got a real big audience so and listen no but this is the thing nick is crowder smart too he sees those old clips you know there's been a resurgence now with all the opie and anthony stuff for you

and patrice that stuff is really kind of legendary content it will never be recreated some of those battles i guess you'd call it yes nobody can recreate that. I think he wants to. We're all kind of nostalgically want that. That's a great point. Boys and girls, in the second half of the show, I will continue my interview with the great Alex Stein. And if you want to see that exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdip.com. Hey, boys and girls,

head over to nickdip.com to get exclusive hats, t-shirts, hoodies, and more. It's yet another way for you to support the show and look sexy at the same time. You can also get signed copies of my previous specials and all of the Nicker shirts, just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com. Click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. By the way, we're talking to comedian Alex Stein. That's a great point. This is what shocks me, Alex. I'll do stand up. I was doing something out in Arizona and I had about six, seven, it was like eight, um, eight Latino kids, ages, I would say ages, uh, 18 to maybe 28 and all related, all kids. No, um, they, they, no, they were all friends and shit. They come up to me and go, we found you on YouTube, uh, that show,

uh, tough crowd. I was going, holy shit. And they're like, why can't you do that today? I mean, Colin Quinn's a genius. He should be the household name. He saw that shit way before. And we could never do it today, obviously. Well, Patrice is gone and Gerardo's gone. But, I mean, people, that made me so inspired that young kids are paying attention

and that they're craving some of that freedom of speech that we used to have right no nick that you're blowing up i'm just telling you like that all that old content i call it old you know it's only like 10 years old or whatever but but it seems old i'm just saying because it's not fresh that stuff was actual cutting edge now all this hollywood produced crap dude you can't even find a good show i'm telling you nick when's the last time you watched a good show or funny show? Because now we're so worried about being politically correct. Comedy's dead.

I mean, literally, you're considered probably alt-right, Nick. And I don't think of you like that one bit at all because you commented on race before. That doesn't make you a racist. Like, give me a break. I commentated on race, but I was honest about it. And you're right. This was something I want to put on my resume. My manager, Tommy, about a year ago sent me an article.

They did a study at Harvard of right-wing comics, and I was on the alt-right list. I was so proud of that. I've had the freaking, I've had the Oath Keepers, I've had the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers come to my show. Of course. What, I'm not going tooud Boys and the Oath Keepers come to my show. Of course. What, I'm not going to take a picture with them? Fuck you.

I want to make an improv group with those guys. No, I mean, I'm first in the game. No, but those guys are, you can't fuck with those guys, Nick. Those Proud Boys are serious guys, and I love them, but they came out of a necessary thing because Antifa were attacking Gavin, so it's crazy. That's right. And I love Gavin McGinnis and you're goddamn right, man. Enough is enough. Everybody's supposed to get excited about these hearings and Biden and all

the whole China mess and all the stuff that's coming out. And now I'm getting a little bit political, a little bit serious, but don't you think that plays right into the demo everything i read uh alex uh the every poll in the last six months says the democrats don't want him to run again so this is sort of this is what they want right they're not going to come save joe no let me tell you this i'll even let me put on my tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist they're going to give him the old humiliation ritual because this is what they want you know they want the multicultural black woman they wanted hillar to be president so bad so i firmly believe that they're going to have to try to because they can't convince him not to run because he's seen how they're going to do some sort of gimmick where he had all of these uh classified documents then he's going to

be ineligible to run and i believe they'll actually make him step down. He'll say, oh, well, my business is in Ukraine and stuff. My son did some stuff. I'm going to step down and we're going to put Kamala Harris. I have no doubt before 2024, before the election, Kamala Harris will be the president, in my opinion. Oh, so you think, and I know people have that theory. I just

think that she's so retarded. Even the Dems like it. She's worse than him! She's the only one worse than him! I think the Dems know that. They go, we can't have this cackling whore feeling, even for this idiot. I'm sure they said it in a different way. Sounds much nicer in Italian,

as they said in Goodfellow. No, I agree. I don't think it's going to be her. Well, they would love that. You're right. But I don't think... She wouldn't be the nominee. It'd be Gavin. It'd be Gavin News newsom you know something like that yeah and i want to see gavin newsom

with his record i want to see him defend his i could beat him in the first debate i just hold up he banged his best friend's wife when he i mean the guy when he was made out of san francisco that's the only thing i like about him. That's the only way I know. That he's a man. He's not one of these. That's what I'm saying. He acts like women. He likes to have sex.

That's what I'm saying. It's the first time I said, maybe he is heterosexual. That fucking hairdo. He looks like he got off the back of a fucking. He always looks like he just got out of a convertible doing 80 miles an hour. I want to see him defend his record in California. You could just show clips of trains being, trains, robbing trains. What is this, 1858 and fucking, and I saw that on, yeah, 1883, that show that, you know, come on.

So who else? You got him. They have no bench, right, Alex? They got Newsom some who i don't think he could he i think he was recalled by i don't even believe in elections i can i be honest alex i i really of course how could you believe in election you're freaking brave yeah see i i think he got recalled and they you know they just pull the shenanigans they always pull do you remember i believe this whole covet agenda is they wanted freaking mail-in ballots.

I'll go full tinfoil hat is they wanted full mail-in ballots. They were able to basically rig an election with only a few counties and a few states can rig an entire election. So it's like, guys, this is common sense. Listen, and this is the one thing that shocks me for the people that are playing at home. Go look at John Bolton. Talk about how January 6th was not a coup because he says, oh, I do real coups. They do coups in South America, Venezuela. They've rigged elections since the start. Nick, I bet you Bush was rigged. I bet you every election that we've had in the last 30 years are probably cooked to books.

Absolutely. I'm half Italian. I don't believe anything about anybody. I'm just that's how my father was. Hey, I'm so crazy, Nick. I think Michelle Obama might be a boy. How about that one, Nick? I'm that crazy. I want to see a picture of her pregnant.

That's how, we'll go full tank oil hat. That's how crazy I am. I'll show you a picture of her at the University of Texas sacking the quarterback for Oklahoma. That's obscene.

She looks like she played for the Chicago Bears. She can play linebacker for them. Mike Singletary would shit his pants if she came into the shower with that cock. Mike Singletary would say that Michelle Obama was the best player as a coach. She gave the most effort. She brought her lunch pail to work every day. Didn't have the most talent, but worked the hardest.

Yeah. Boy, is it interesting let's talk about um the trend what would transpire this weekend and trump coming out on uh truth social saying i will be arrested on tuesday um are they gonna make him like do the perp walk alex are they gonna are you gonna be there to jump in somebody's face um i was kind of hoping. Are you busy with those two assholes behind you? Well, I am a little busy, but honestly, I do want to go there, but I think they're going to pull some other January 6th thing where it's like they get – and Alex Jones actually kind of uncovered this

a while ago with the World Trade Organization did this in Seattle where they get agent provocateurs. It's like with the George Floyd riots. When you guys saw those AutoZone burn down, a lot of times they would look down, they would watch the replay of it, and it'd be like a white guy in a baklava mask type deal. Yes. You're saying there's agent provocateurs or this Trump thing. They'll probably have FBI agents shoot people, and then they'll say it was some proud boy or something. Oh, you're right.

I don't even want to be five million miles away. I don't want to be anywhere near that deal. I do. I want to see the inside of that D.C. jail. Anyways, no, that's fucking, that's actually a good point. We could be walking into another trap here, even though that was the first insurrection where nobody was charged with insurrection

and one person died. It was a Trump fan. Yeah, and they were able to reconvene and certify the election two hours later, yet they compare that, Nick, to 9-11 if you were in New York. Literally, imagine that, that they can compare the two. It's disgusting.

What an insult to people who lost people in 9-11 and the Civil War. Can you fucking imagine? One cop died, and he died two days later of a Brian Sicknick, of a stroke. And there's Biden a couple weeks ago out there going, a handful of cops died. You lying motherless fuck. Yeah, are you kidding? And then you look at Jacob Chansey, the QAnon shaman, they're giving him a tour through the Capitol.

They wanted him in the rotunda. See, that's the problem. And like one of the big things that I'm against, and I'm sure you are too, Nick, this war in Ukraine. Like these people, we're not being run by human beings. We're being run by corporations like Raytheon, Halliburton, Pfizer. And because they can go and make us start a war in the drop of a hat and every blue haired check mark is like,

Oh, but if you're crazy, we're going to help you. We fall for hook, line and sinker because these corporations, the only thing America produces, Nick are bombs and guns. We gave all of our industry away.

So of course we're going to continue to fight wars and we're going to continue to give people medicine that they don't even need. That's actually a good point. I need a decent mattress. I get it from China. When I get my guns here. Yeah. My sex robot? China. You think America makes good sex robots? You're right.

I got one of those from China. It broke in a week. I don't think I was using it right. Hey, for those of you on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show. Everyone else, go to nickdip.com and join to get my full show and Steven Crowder's full show and a lot more. Now back to me and Alex Stein. guitar solo We'll see you next time.