The Nick DiPaolo Show - Replay: Lee Priest Vol. 1 | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1890R

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

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Hey kids, Nick DePaulo here with a public service announcement. I tried fentanyl this weekend. Don't do it. It really is bad stuff. I thought they were busting up balls, but it's horrible. All those tickets that you have for this weekend, those shows are being, they've already been rescheduled. I made a PowerPoint presentation here. November 5th, Punchline Atlanta, November 6th, Rivers Casino, Philly, November 7th, Seoul, Joles, Pottstown, PA. Did that. It took me two hours.

So, you'll be hearing from me from me. them. You've already probably heard from them, but those are the rescheduled dates, and I look forward to seeing you there. Is there anything else, Director? I guess we're good from here. I had a little tooth infection, almost died. All right, see you guys. Oh yeah. Welcome, folks, to the big show on a Wednesday. Got a great show for you today. My guest today, we call him the Thunder Down Under. He is a world-renowned bodybuilder. He races cars. He's just what they call a toxic male, everything we love on the show.

And he's got the biggest fucking biceps. And I'm talking, even for a bodybuilder, fucking scary pipes. It's the great Lee Priest. Lee, how are you? Not too bad. Look at that, Nick. I just went to the gym. I just went to the gym.

That is two, two, two cups of coffee and a handful of roids and I'm ready to go. What are you, Lee, what are you, what are your biceps? How many inches? They're still just over 21. 20. Holy shit. My wife's neck is 21 inches. She's very ugly.

Speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking of wives, my wife, my wife wanted to ring my neck this weekend. Why? What, what have you done, Nick? It's like, I went out, I come home, I come home and she's upset. And I'm like, what's wrong? and she's telling me one of her friend's sisters passed away, right? So I'm like, well, what happened?

She goes, I know she just died suddenly. But then I come to find out, Nick, her sister that died is an identical twin. So it's like, you know, you know, when they look exactly the same, they come up, oh, we finish each other, sentences, or that sort of bullshit. So I'm thinking,

I'm thinking to myself, I said to my wife. So what's upsetting about that? If my sister died, my sister's two years old to me, we look nothing alike. So if my sister died, I'm never going to see her again. I said, you're having a pity party for your friend. All she has to do is go stand in front of the fucking mirror and talk to herself, and there's a sister, back from the dead.

You know, that's actually a great observation. I'm sure they don't quite feel that way, the one that's left over. Unless, maybe, you know, maybe he, not all identical twins get along. Maybe she fucking hated it. And she's like, thank God, that's gone. It's like carrying yourself her on. That's actually a fucking great point, Lee. I never really looked at it like that.

I'm sure, like I said, the living one might be bummed, but. I know. Well, you go shopping, you walk and pass door to shop windows. Just walking right beside you. What, you know, it's creepy. How about if it's an open casket? That would be creepy. Oh, yeah.

It'd be like looking at yourself, wouldn't you? you're like, holy shit, I don't want that makeup guy. And I don't want those fucking shoes. But here's another thing. This has probably happened to you. I actually felt sorry for him, but I was in the mall. You know, when you're bust and to take a piss and all the toilets are full. So there's always the handicap one.

You think, should I use it? Shouldn't I use it? Yeah. Fuck it. I got to go. I'm going to use it. Yes. My luck, I go and use it.

When I come out, guess what? he's fucking a cross between Stephen Hawken and Davros, the leader of the fucking Daleks. Do you know, that toilet is for disabled people? I'm like, I'm like, well fuck, you want equality.

You have to learn to wait like us able bodies, do you dumb cunt. And it really pissed me off because I thought I'd done something bad. But as I was out there shopping, I seen him and the guy, his helper, I guess, lover because you looked a bit gay yeah and then my sad my sadness turned to happiness because i thought this fuck has got it made because i go shopping with the wife and i get horny in the mall and

i think and be nice just to bend the missus over here in the mall and nobody will know what i'm doing but of course i'd look i'd look pretty obvious what yes black black friday it'll be like you know you're i'm shopping with her but i can't do anything because it's going to look obvious but then i look at this Stephen Hawking and his handler I figured this guy's got it made because you got to see it this way Nick he's pushing him in the wheelchair like this you know he's pushing him along and he's got a he's got a colostomy bag in so I figured all he has to do is get up beside his lover he unplugged that colostomy bag lifts up his t-shirt and rocks him back and forth and he's fucking him in the mall because technically where the colostomy bag goes in that's his

new asshole so they could have sex all throughout them all. I'm like, I thought, you know, you got a weird way of looking at things. And I've looked at, I've looked at. My glass, my glass is half full, Nick. Yeah. You, you clasmy bags half full to fucking of common shit. We're off to a rip-wrong star. This isn't the shit you hear on Face the Nation, thank Christ. That is, what the fuck did I want to ask you, Lee? Something about bodybuilding, too. Go ahead. I sent Dallas some pictures.

I got this 1990 military Humvee. It was in Desert Storm. When I was cleaning it out, it still had dirt sand in it, had like eight grenade pins still inside of it. So I'm wondering what the body count is on my Humvee. You like that shirt? time oh yeah for indictment yes yes look at the rings the fucking right i was going to ask you that's where i was going next lee uh what did you think of uh joe biden pardoning his son i mean

it shouldn't people are surprised about you like why the guy's a lying coxer always has but i know he said the whole time i will not pardon him i'll not pardon him but like you said the whole last four years has been full of lives and where is joe anyway he hasn't even been around so i'm amazed that he came out maybe maybe he accidentally pardoned his son because he thought he was well he technically had to pardon the turkey so i guess that's his fucking son yeah exactly uh it's it's you know what a fucking just it's typical we should be surprised but he's even taken flack from like a Democrat governor, the governor of Colorado fucking Redham the Riot Act.

And that guy's like a real left wing lib. He's got fucking, he's got like MS-13 taken over apartment complexes, unless I'm confusing him with the mayor of that city of Aurora. I might be. But either way, it's a Democrat even fucking dressing Joe down for the, what a lion. And I bet you Joe's probably going, you know what, I'm going to be dead soon, keep up, fingers crossed. I might as well fucking pardon

pardon my kid, but I didn't believe him the day he said it a year ago. I mean, if you did, you're fucking retarded, right? No, you'd have to have roxy in your head to believe anything they've said the last four years or Kamala or I'd just be glad when that

press secretary is gone because you know, every time she gets a question, you know, she's lying because her eyes start going like this, fucking like fucking blinky, blinky, blinky, it's like you noticed it. I said to I would say that to my wife. That's feigning intellectualism.

She's pretending she's thinking about the answer. You're exactly right. She would bat those stupid fucking eyelashes that black women wear. They put fake eyelashes on top of fake eyelashes. When they fucking, if they bat their eyes fast enough, they could take off. She looks like a retired gollywog. What's a gollywark? Wait, what's a gollywag?

That used to be like, oh, it's like a, doll they used to make a woman made these dolls back in the old days and now they're meant to be racist because it's a black doll with big red lips and what looks like a we had a picture of my my wife it almost good it almost looks like a cabbage it looks like a cabbage patch doll doing blackface yes i kept calling her he he had the you had the same take it i kept calling her raggedy andy a black raggedy and though but you're right it was that fucking those dolls You would talk. My wife had a picture because my wife's family is from the south, you know,

to go back generations, they're from the deep south. And her grandmother, somebody gave her a picture, and it's a little black kid eating watermelon. And it's not supposed to be racist. It's cultural. But I remember we had that hanging in our bathroom downstairs. We had somebody black in the building. I don't know. They snuck in.

I don't never let people. But I remember going, oh, no. I ran downstairs a bit. I excuse myself, I went to the bathroom, and I took the picture down. So I'm going, how can I, if I go outside, they're going to see me carrying it. So I put it in the top and I pulled the shirt, the curtain. It's not even meant to be racist. That's how fucked up.

Well, everything, everything's racist these days, Nick. You can't say or do anything without the race car being thrown at you. So it's, I know. We've got pubs here. We've got pubs here in Australia because we have Australia Day, January 26th is when, Australia became a colony, but now all these pubs want to shut because they said it's a hurtful day for the Aborigine people and all that sort of bullshit. So now these pubs want to close.

See that? That's globalism is what that is. That's fucking globalism. They're all working from the same playbook. They do it over here too. They want to change Columbus Day to people indigenous fucking whatever, smoke your piecepipe. There's eight Indians left for Christ's sake. and seven of them are for changing the logo on the fucking Redskins helmet back to

back to being in India but see that that's global shit and I was very surprised I think we talked about this last time Lee I was very surprised at Australia there was one country we could always look to where it didn't seem politically correct and I was like yeah and then I don't know who took over over there when's the last time you had a presidential election we have a prime minister a prime minister in albenezy albinisi who's in albinisi he's like uh joe biden you know he's one of those tells stories he's useless he's always out of the country he does nothing he just he just brought a four million dollar mansion about an hour from me and order road in front of his house people have been waiting to get their roads fixed but he gets

like two miles a road retired in front of his new house so nobody nobody nobody really likes them. They're all, they're all assholes down here. But as sure, like I said, Australia used to be the, we don't give a fuck. We stand up to the government like that. We had a Eureka stockade where we stood up to the government. But now we just bend over and get the Vaseline out and take it. I know. Very disappointing because. So am I. So am I. Yeah. He's like, I don't use Vaseline. What the fuck's this guy doing? I know. We always looked, uh, Australian guys, we always would say that. And they would come help us fight. I remember when I did the

USO tour, there was Canadians and Australians and all kinds of fucking guys helping us out. So that guy that's the prime minister now is a, when was he elected? He's been in for a couple of years now, but they're calling for an early

election, but I just got fined the other day, Nick, because I didn't vote. And in Australia, as a democracy, but if you don't vote, you get fine. So if I don't pay a fine, I have to put down my reasoning not to so I put religious or if you don't pay it a fine you lose your driver's license so you can't drive are you fuck hold on us is that a no is that always been around or is that no

yeah yeah yeah I put up I put up a photo and video of the letter on my Instagram where it says why you did not vote you can either go to court to tell them why or put in your beliefs I put in I'm Aboriginal and religious and then why not why not should have But then if you don't pay you to fine, they take your license off you. Now, is that a fairly new law under this guy? No. No? Been around, being around forever.

So I don't know how you can call it a democracy where if you don't vote, you get fined. It's just the opposite. Mind your fucking business. I didn't vote. I was getting blown. How about that? Jesus Christ. That is unbelievable.

And that's where we're headed. Thank God, Trump did get elected because we were on a. We're on a fucking fast track to all that horse shit. And that dumb... You can do a donkey vote, they call it, where you go down. You just get your name marked off, but you don't have to vote. But if you don't vote, then your vote goes to whoever's already in. But the last time I did vote, I had to laugh because I was waiting in line.

And you wouldn't know it. I was just joking about how you've got to wait in line. And the woman who gives me the voting paper and pencil wasn't a woman. I get the only fucking drag queen handing out voting slips. And it took everything in my power to bite my tongue when he or she handed me to voting. I know, I get yelled at by an old guy. I got fucking yelled at it. I don't even talk to you since I voted.

Have we? No. Fuck, and I walk in and this guy's to the left by himself and he's got to be 75, 80 years old. And I got my phone in my hand and he goes, right on your phone on your hand. And I saw I started to put my park and he got, I what do you do? And I go, what? I'm trying to be nice. So I come out.

He goes, get your ID out. So I get my ID out. I go to show him. He goes, don't show me in there. It screams at me. So it bothered me so much. I'm in there voting. And I'm thinking about him.

I'm not even fucking paying attention. I told some old black lady. I go, who's the crazy fucking white old man? She started laughing her ass off. Apparently he snapped a few people. This is how I am. I fucking, I'm done voting. and you went out, they wouldn't let you exit the way you came in,

you had to go out another door. I went out the day, and I went all the way around, and I came back in, I stood in the doorway. He couldn't, he's so old, he didn't realize it was me again. He goes, if you're voting, come on in. I go, kiss my asshole, man. A lot of the staffers were laughing. They could hear me yelling at the fucking old guy.

Then my wife voted after me. We usually vote together. She had to go an hour later. Same thing. He snapped at her. Maybe he's a good guy. I don't know. No, we had a thing, we had a thing last year when I wanted to give.

It was like a referendum for the Aborigines where we give them all rights, more land. And it's also like, not reparations, but if you own a house on the land, because it's their land, you have to pay the Aborigine community money every month to have your house on their land. But we voted it down. So everyone said we're racist. But when I was going in, same thing. This guy goes, are you voting yes on the referendum? And then I said, fuck, no, he's like, you're racist and that.

I'm like, oh, go fuck off. Did he really? Another old, another old cranky man, you called me racist because I said I was voting, no. Figure the old guys would be with you on that one, you know? Fuck him. What is an aborigine exactly? Well, he was old, he was old, but he was a bit broody, so I gathered he was swinging to the other side. It's weird when you said that.

That was my first thought. A guy that old that sort of that far left, something's going on. Yeah, fucking, what, explain you. I don't, Aborigine, I know it's just black, right? Yeah, well, yeah, it's like the, how does it work? They say about it, they say they're first people here, so they say it's their land. In the news, in the news last week, this, a surf club was having, like a surf day, a swimming carnival at the beach to raise money for cancer.

The Aborigine Cultural Society comes in and told them they have to pay $2,000, to use the public beach because it's their land to have the carnival and the surf club paved and paid the Aborigine Cultural Committee the money to have it on the public beach. But every time we have a football game, any type of thing, we have this welcome the country where the government pays the aboriginal people to come out and welcome you to the ground, which is their sacred ground, and all this bullshit. Most Australians are over it because we're born here. We don't need to be welcomed.

If I fly from Sydney to Melbourne, when the, when the, when the, When the plane lands, they like, we like the elders like to welcome you to the traditional landowners. I'm like, that's fucking ridiculous. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Do they refer to the Aborigines as a marginalized community? That's the phrase over here. Well, put it, we'll put it this way.

The Aborigines are less than 3% of the population, and the government gives them $30 billion every year. We don't know where the money goes. They wanted to do an audit to see where the money goes, and the government said no, because the government's just got their hands in the pot to take an order money. That's exactly right. You know where the money goes that they do get? They spend it on rims for their car and fucking sneakers. Oh, yeah.

Well, it's like I, it's like I tell my friends, what's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead aborigine? There's skin marks in front of the dog. Oh! Can I, all's we got to do is switch that to. That's, oh my, that's a fucking good one. Holy moly. Lee, let me ask you a question. We're talking to the great Lee Priest.

As far as bought, do you get a documentary out about yourself, Part 4 or something? What did I read on the internet? I do have a documentary coming out in the next couple of weeks. So when I get, when I get the link, I'll send it to you to have a look at it.

It goes for two hours, 20. I think it's just different bodybuilders and that talking about my career and how I got suspended for standing up to the organization. And I think I was suspended four times before they suspended me for life for speaking my mind and doing whatever. Unfucking believable. Wherever this politics, what's the name of that documentary? Rebel, Rebel with a cause. Rebel with a cause. And I do, actually, I always forget about it too, because,

People always ask me to do a book, but I do have a book on Amazon called Believe in Yourself. Believe in yourself, something my dad never told me. Exactly. I'm glad, as I said, you know my dad. I'm glad he didn't teach me a few things. But I thought it was funny story. You know, before he told me he was gay, I came home early once right. And this is when you had VHS videos.

And there's a pile of videos near the door to be returned. And my dad was still at work, so I thought, what's this about? One was called Boys in the Seine. I'm like, must be like a, must be like a beach boy, beach boy movie. Yeah, Elvis. I put it in and there's guys ass fucking over surfboards. I'm like, I'm like eight years old. Oh, Jesus.

But the thing was, I was so nervous because I saw like a minute of it. I figured, fuck, I got to rewind it to where it was. or my dad's going to know I watched it. Boys in the sand. I'm going to actually look that one up. Boys in the sand. See how much that title stuck with me in my head. Yeah, you were traumatized.

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Do you still stay in touch with the old man? Yeah, yeah, he lives up in Queensland. That's about an eight-hour drive, but he lives up there. Eight hours. Yeah, Australia's fucking huge, right? Yeah, we pretty much got the same landmasses to the United States, but for some reason when people think Australia is an island, they think of like Hawaii or something,

because when I was in America, they're like, I met a guy from Australia. You might know him. I'm like, how to fuck would I know him? Yeah, it's the size of the United States, but it's only get 12 people in it. That's the fucking difference. My buddy, this guy, Steve Sweeney used to do that typical joke.

He, you know, he talks about Bostonians. A guy, a kid gets in a cab. It's like an Indian guy driving, you know. And he's like, where are you from? And he goes, I'm from Calcutta. Hey, you know a kid named Tommy O'Hara? That's what it was like. It's like in that email.

I think I asked you. before when I when I used to go to the gym I used to talk to Bobby Collins and Bobby Slate a lot I think you said oh Slateon love Bobby Slateon love Bobby Slateon let me tell you some I went I went to one of his shows once and the funniest thing was he was doing that at the beginning when people were coming in late and he's like why are you women always late and he's like no any woman that was here in less than got ready in less than 20 minutes put your hand up and all these women put their hands up and he's like and you look like it too you're fucking slut

that all these women suddenly put their hands down that's Bobby Slayton he fucking he was he had the most brutal marriage shit he was so goddamn funny I think I always repeat this joke and you guys at home my fans forgive me if you heard of it

but maybe we maybe I've even brought it up because every time you might have bought Slateen up last time I told you remember Phil Hartman the actor was on SNL. His wife shot him to death. Bobby Slayton comes out to the microphone the very next night.

It was in L.A. too. Walked up to the microphone and he goes, and I thought my wife was a cunt. That's all he said. No setup. Didn't need it. That's what you know you're a comic. You've been on the road a long time.

No fucking necessary to set up the joke. I thought my wife was a cunt. He had the best marriage shit. I thought my wife was going to kill me one night, Nick, because I came, actually, I was overseas, I come home, and after a long trip from England and that, you're traveling for almost two days. I get home, and she had these edible brownies. So I thought, I'm going to need it to relax, but I ate too many, and I became paranoid, and they get real anxiety. So I'm laying in bed, and she's got the cats on the bed, and she's patting my back, and she's like, isn't it good daddy's home? We can all go take a deep sleep now, and we'll all be.

together and I'm thinking a deep sleep and we're all going to be together. What the fuck? What what what's that mean? So I'm laying there. I'm laying there. She goes, did you eat the brownies? I'm like yeah she goes do you feel them yet and I'm feeling them but I'm lying to her. I said no I don't feel anything she's like what they should kick in and when they kick in we're all going to have a deep sleep and now my mind's going what the bitch is fucking poisoned me. So it's like so I get up I go to the kitchen, I'm drinking like a liter of water thinking I'm going to dilute the fucking poison. Right. So I keep drinking all this water.

I lay back in bed and she starts scratching my back. Oh, Daddy's back now. Just relax. We're all going to sleep. So I get up. I drink more fucking water. You got to remember, this is the relationship that started out with the knife. So anything's possible.

I was just going to say that. I was going to put that in context for people who didn't see the first interview about the fucking knife incident. So, yeah, that would have made me. You ate more than one brownie? I took a corner of a piece, and I almost lost my mind. I can't handle that. What a thing that happened to me was, I ate it, but then it was taken so long to kick in, so I thought, I'll have more.

And the second I ate the second piece, the first piece kicked in. Then I knew I was fucked up. That's what I did. I said, I took a, and I couldn't even handle weed, but I couldn't, I was having terrible, you know, insomnia. And my wife's buddy ran this. dispensary out in L.A. So he sends me, he doesn't even send me his own product. He sends me a piece of his, fucking, his competitions product.

He went and bought to test the competition. And he said, tell Nick just to bite like a corner of it. I did the same thing. I took a bite of the corner. Instead of waiting a full hour, I waited about, I don't know, 28 minutes, and I'm like, I ain't feeling shit. So I take another bite. All of a sudden, Lee, I'm fucking watching TV downstairs by myself, a flat screen.

and that flat screen was only about six feet away from me. All of a sudden, it looked tiny, and it sounded like the voice was coming from a mile away. I ran upstairs like a little kid freaking out. I go in a guest bedroom. I shut the fucking door. Now I'm in the dark, laying on the bed thinking that's going to help, and I'm staring at the clock radio, which is glowing.

And all of a sudden that was going, ging, and I ran upstairs. My wife, I walk in the bed, my wife goes, hey, how's it going? I go, not too good. move over. I was fucking. I was freaking the fuck. I can't handle that. Did you do when you lived in LA could you could you could you did you do acid and all that shit? Or when you were young? I never never never drank never smoke. It wasn't until like 42 I tried acid MDMA cocaine and all the other stuff. I know I tried mushrooms four years ago. I was 58. 58 and I did that and they they weren't

bad. I don't know if the guy maybe they were weak. I didn't eat a big butt. But I giggled a lot like somebody told me I was going to. But I couldn't, I can't even handle weed. And then you got guys like Louis CK, my comedian friend, who took acid over 100 times in high school. And I go, not, no, do I get an imagination? He can sit down and write a book in two weeks, like an interesting book. I did.

I have discovered one thing over the years, Nick, where women lie. You know, women always, well, fuck, it starts off with your mother, doesn't it? out of pain I went through having you going through childbirth. Yeah, mom, you'd never let me fucking forget. Right. Right. Right. Child birth is the worst pain ever. Worst pain ever. I'm like, if it's that painful, why do you have two, three, four fucking kids? If it's that painful. So, so I know it's bullshit. So I discovered the worst pain for women is anal sex because you try that once. The bitches never let you fucking do it again. It's like, so to me, that trumps, that trumps childbirth. And you know what I hate.

about it was you get with your girl you get with your girl and she says you're the love of her life you're her soul mate you're like can we have anal sex no that hurts i'm like oh so you let your dirtbag boyfriend fuck you in the ass before me but you won't get the love of your life you won't give the love of your life a fucking chance to put the tip in fucking lying lying fucking holes. Yeah, that's actually fucking... When I had my colonoscopy, I actually said that to the lady.

I'm not sure if I told you before when I had my colonoscopy and she was putting that tube up there. And I was like, that's uncomfortable. She's like, you get used to what I have three or four a week. And I said to her, oh, you must like anal sex because I was filming this for my reality show. Right. And as soon as I said that, she fucking rammed that thing up a bit deeper.

I know. I had a colonoscopy. By the way, I have to do it again because it wasn't, and it wasn't my fault. Did I mention this the last time we were on? They gave me a fucking Gatorade. You know how you prep for it. And they, only this time I had a choice. I could take this shit that a doctor prescription, you go and buy it, that would clean you out. Well, they had another choice.

It was fucking Gatorade, Dallas. What else was like? Gatorade and, and some other powder. So I chose the Gatorade thing. And I could tell because I've had a few colonoscopies. And I fucking, I'm like, I went a couple times. I could tell I wasn't completely whatever. Sure enough, I go for the colonoscopy.

They come in with the results after they go, we're going to do it again because you weren't completely. And I'm like, well, you guys gave me the fuck. I followed the directions exactly. And, you know, so now what I'm going to do is I'm just going to get some hot sauce. I'm going to go to Popeyes. Load up on the greasy chicken. Fucking eat. I have a lactose.

tyrants. I'll get I'll fucking drink a half gallon of milk. I'll be as clean as a fucking whistle. But I was very disappointed that I have to. I laid on actually actually good. I got confused. That was my colonic I had the colonic I had that she shoved it in the colonoscopy. They put me out so I missed out on all the action there. But I'm sitting here. I'm sitting here sweating. I was outside yesterday. I got bloody sunburn. First day of summer and I get sunburn. It's first day of summer up there. Yeah, it was like 30, 36 degrees Celsius yesterday. What's that Fahrenheit?

I didn't. I don't know. Hot, fucking hot. It's fucking hot. I was outside, I was outside working on to Humvee, and my wife's like, it's still hot. It's too hot. I said, well, I've got to do it now, so I figured I just did it, and then I got fucking this. You actually look good.

You look healthy. Oh, yeah. Looks like blood pressure 2220 over 90. What's your, it's, what time is it right now? It's early in the morning, right?

7.30? Fort, yeah, four to eight Tuesday morning. Quarter at eight Tuesday morning. And we appreciate you. You're up early anyways, right? You tell me you get up early?

Yeah, I got up at five today. The wife was up at 3.30, but I couldn't be bothered to get enough to make a coffee. I was on strike. What the fuck? Why is she getting up at 3.30?

She got to stab somebody? Oh, she? No, she's got to go open up the, she's a deaf dealer. She works in the tobacco shop, so she's got to go open up the doors. If you don't open up the doors, you know, they open up five, but the people are at the doors already waiting for their nicotine and vapes at 5 a.m. Holy moly. So where are you going from here to the gym?

I've already been to the gym. After here, I'm doing, I do a podcast. It's quarter of eight in the morning's already been to the gym. Oh, my God. If I don't do it first thing, I won't do it later on. So I just got to do it. I've got to do it before my brain kicks in telling me it's a stupid thing to do. A lot of people say that.

I'm just the opposite. Fucking in the morning, I'm like, I don't want to lift anything. Hey, Lee, we appreciate the time. Anything you want to plug before we go? No, just like I said, I've got the documentary to book. But no, I will be in England. I've got a big tour in England. I don't know the dates yet, but they'll be on my Instagram in January.

I'll be doing a week's tour from Scotland through the UK over to Ireland and the end of February I will be back in Columbus, Ohio for the Arnold Classic I'll be over there back into states if they let me in or I should let me in

I'm wide and you know I'll wear a Trump shirt yes yes do that it's Trump mania over here well we appreciate you taking the time Lee we love having we love having you on the show

and the fans fucking absolutely loved it last time. So my best to the wife. I got to thank Stephen and his father Darren too. Oh. His father Darren sent me an email saying that Stephen was a big fan of mine and he wants me to come on the show. Yeah. Yeah.

There goes his show. There goes his show down the Tuesday. Wait on. I'm flying out today, tomorrow, to do his show on Wednesday and Thursday morning. But we appreciate you taking the time. time, Lee, and we'll see you next time. Thank you very much, Nick, and goodbye, Dallas, and appreciate it. Have a great day. You too.

Evening, I mean. Evening. Yeah, that is it for today, boys and girls. I want to thank my guest, Lee Priest. And don't forget, cameo.com, if you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to cameo.com. It's a good Christmas gift of their fans of mine, even if they hate me. It's even a better gift. Am I right, folks? Sure I am. Anyways, you guys thank it. I will say it. Watch me tomorrow morning on Lauder with Crowder Live.

And see you on when? Monday. So have a great weekend. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody.