The Nick DiPaolo Show - Replay: Lee Priest Vol. 2 | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1918

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

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Welcome on a Tuesday to the live lineup where you get, you know, you get free shows all day. And if you want to watch ad free shows, sign up at Rumble Premium. Today we got a great interview. We did it a little while ago, but we never aired it because we had so much stuff going on. The great world-renowned, internationally known bodybuilder, Lee Priest, one of the most interesting people on the planet. and he is fun. When we talk to him, he is fun. And this is part two, actually, of one we had done earlier.

The great Lee Priest, enjoy. There he is in all his handsomeness. Lee, great to talk to you. How are you? Good, thank you. I have to apologize that there's two of us can't see you. Look at this ugly one. I apologize.

You're not seeing double. I can't get it off. It looks like you're being sacked by J.J. Watt. That's an American football reference. So, yeah, very good to talk to you. And I just want to talk before we get into politics and all that horseshit. I just want to, your journey has been pretty amazing as far as the bodybuilding stuff. And it's said in your biography that your mom was a bodybuilder, too.

Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, because as you said, I started. competing at 13 and by the time I was 17 my mother's like yeah she was like me she'd like two weeks there's a little bit fat but you know we enjoy our food down here of course he goes if i ever get in shape can i come on stage with you and me being 17 thinking i don't want to be on stage with my mother i'm like yeah you do it and i'll do it so eight months later she got in shape and i'm like oh fuck i got to go compete with my mother now so we had to go on stage we're actually when the first

son in the world to win the title together. And she tells the story because before we went on stage, I just won the Mr. Australia at 17. And she's on the other side of the stage. I'm on this side. I can see she's nervous. So I walk around.

And in one of her interviews, she goes, I thought my son was coming to give me encouragement. And I just looked at her and said, Mum, don't you fuck this up on me? And I walked away. I love it. So she, I mean, Was she like in bodybuilder shape or like a swimsuit model shape or?

No, bodybuilder. Bodybuilder. Really? Really? Yeah, yeah. How about, I don't even know if you had a dad. How about you're dead? Oh, my dad, well, that's a funny story because they were married.

Well, my dad, my dad's gay. He's been with his partner for over 40 years. No kidding. And that's why I believe in fate a lot because my mom met my dad at church. They sort of knew he was gay, but maybe they thought they could pray to gay away, who knows, whatever. But at four years, I have a sister that's two years older than me, and then I was born, and then they separated, and he went on his gay way. So I said before, you know, it's a matter of timing and fate, because if my mum didn't meet my dad when she did and tried to make him straight, there would be no Lee Priest. I could have been shot over some guys back or spat out on a bathroom floor.

It's like, it's all a matter of timing, Nick. I could have ended up somewhere where I shouldn't have been anything. You could have been a stain on the wallpaper at the highest in Melbourne. Oh, my God. Interesting. Interesting. I could have been in a lot of places, but here I am. Let me ask you.

question. Well, it's funny because when I was a kid, we always, you know, I sent the way for those, I got those muscle magazines and I sent away to this thing where I'd get once a month, it'd send me a booklet on what to eat, drink, and exercises. And it was like a real, it was kind of an athlete male thing, but it's sort of, I don't know if it's true in Australia, but it sort of morphed into this gay thing in the United States later on. And did you, I'm just saying I'm trying to put you, connect your dad with this. Did he ever go to your competitions and go, hey, can I meet the guy that came in fifth place? Because because my real name, my real name legally was McCutcheon.

Right. When I started competing, I used my stepfather's name, priest, which was easier. Ah. But for like, a lot of my competing three, my dad disowned me because I changed my name. But he didn't go to, he only went to one show in 2005 when I came back home. and I told he announced the list of my dad's here. So can you pronounce my name, Lee Priest McCutcheon, throw he's in too.

So, you know, maybe he'll give him a Woody or something. He might him happy. So he probably went home and did his lover extra hard that night because I used to his name. You know, there's a lot going on here. You got your dad was Gabe. His name was McCutcheon. But then your stepdad's name is priest, bodybuilder, Gabe, priest. Do you see where I'm going with this?

There's 19 elements that could, uh-oh. He's got a pro- I see where you're going, Nick. I see where you're going. He's disappeared. I got the Pope. Oh, geez. Stop it, stop it, stop that, stop that, stop that.

The Body of Christ, no, it's not at your dick. Oh, that's, he's got the Pope for a prop. God damn it. I think I'm messed up though, Nick, Because I think when I was nine years old, you know women that do all the waxing? Yeah, the waxing, yes. That just come out, so my mum thought she would wax her legs. So at nine years old, I came home from school, and you meant to put a little bit on then rip it off.

My mother, she melted the whole pan of wax, and she covered her legs from waist to ankles in wax. Oh, jeez. So I come home from school, he's naked, stuck in a kitchen floor covered in wax. I had to use a spatula. I had to use a spatula to get my mother off the kitchen floor. No wonder I'm fucked up. Oh my God. And she was naked.

Naked. So making your mother naked on this stuck to the kitchen floor, and I've got to get her off with a spatula to put her in a hot bar. She was feeling to wax off and the legs were bleeding. It was very traumatic on the gunfield. I got a woman off with a spatula once, but it wasn't the kitchen floor. That is, oh my God. That is, I'm just picturing that.

And I'm guessing she's a good, I'm guessing she's a good looking lady for some reason. Oh, no. Huh? I've never looked at my mother that way, but maybe if I was from the Appalachians or something, I might have found them. They're attractive.

I guess that's true. I'm a third party just thinking of a naked lady on the floor. Well, I mean, she was, was she in bodybuilding shape when that happened? No, no, she was kind of a chubby. No, no, no, she wasn't. No, she was in the normal, normal mother shape. very attractive, Nick. I didn't

get 9-year-old wood. I wasn't trying to go back to where I come from, that's for sure. We're talking to it. We're talking the great Lee Priestley. Lee Priestley. What the fuck did I? Where did I get Priestley? Your finger at 9-02.

Oh, yes, yes. Lee Priest. Let me, again, before we get into the other shit, and it's always fascinated me, bodybuilding. And obviously, you got to do steroids to compete. Yeah. Now, were you, when you were 19, I mean, you were already juicing. Were you worrying about your liver or your kidney? It amazes me how many guys just said, fuck it, I'm going for it. Tell me, tell me that, I guess I'm, I played football at college up at University of Maine. A lot of my

fucking teammates were juicing and I'm going, you're going to blow your kidneys out for the University of Maine? This isn't University of Miami, you're fucking idiots. But I'm telling you, looking back on it,

if I could do it again, I would fucking juice because I don't know, Stallone is still alive, Schwarzenegger is still alive and you look fucking healthy. Tell me, we are a little nervous about that

or not, you didn't even think about it. Well, I really knew, because once I got to that level and I was going, professional. I knew all the other pros were doing it so to keep up. I figured I had to take it. But I heard the large amount some of them were taken. I'm like, some were taken 2,000 milligrams a week.

I took 400. So when I tell people I took 400, they don't believe it. They're like, oh, you had to be taken more. But people with good genetics don't need a lot. But people think more is better, more is better. But it doesn't work that way. So I'd always get my blood work done, get checked out every six months than every year get my heart check so touch wood i come out of it somewhat safely physically anyway mentally mentally i'm a fucking wreck but you know yeah well that goes with a territory i wouldn't be i wouldn't be talking to you if you weren't a mental wreck we don't like fucking people like that that is a let me tell you tell your mother put some wax on that cup um you uh so you said you'd get your heart checked and stuff was that by legitimate doctors or was that some guy who's

at the gym charging people 100 bucks behind a locker. Was it a real doctor? And if it's a real doctor, what did they, what's the advice they gave you? Annie? Well, I just, I get the CT scheme where they put the contrast in and they look at the heart because most athletes have what sports, an athlete's heart. You're having a large part. And most people think having a bigger heart would be healthier,

but actually the bigger heart is it gets weaker. So it's a, that's right. That's 22. So I always get a check. They said to my life check up, heart have actually improved because pretty much steroids was the only drug I did. I never drank, I never smoked. It wasn't until I was 42.

I met a girl who introduced me to cocaine. That was a whole, let me tell you, the first time I used cocaine, Nick Delitz is a story. I figured, I'll give it a try, I'll go home. So I get the cocaine on the table. I position myself on the couch. I put porn on and I'm watching the porn doing a bit of Coke. Now I'm yelling at the TV like you can hear me you dirty fucking whore Take it take it

But I'm getting around so I figured you know what I might well have a wake while I'm watching it So I go get delude And I start tugging it then I'm like Fuck this makes your sock This is fucking useless That's right So hey brainwave brainwave

I looked down at my gym shoes I like I've got a shoelace So I tied one end of the shoelace around the end of my cot The other end of the coffee came people and I started stroking it like a barber sharpened on his fucking blade. I'm stroking it like that. But as I'm stroking it, I looked across and my cat's sitting there. And I said, don't you fucking judge me as the cat's looking at me?

So I'm watching porn. I'm yelling at my cat doing cocaine. And I busted out laughing thinking, if I die right now, this is how my mother's going to find me with my cocktides at a coffee table. Cocaine on the table. What a way to go. I was just going to make that joke. I know you walked in on your mother glued to the kitchen floor naked.

That fucking made that. That's silly compared to what she would have found. Imagine that story telling you faint the coffee. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're at the funeral. Well, he died loving what he was eat. He died doing what he loved. Dying his cactus of furniture.

Oh, my aching stem. Holy fucking shit. Then you moved. Again, we're talking to Lee. priest, bodybuilder, and funny as a fuck. Then you moved to L.A. How old are you when you went to L.A.? Because I'm guessing you might have went to Venice Beach

with the rest of the muscle heads. I lived there for one year. I thought I was going to be a star. I was in comedy about four years. Arsenio Hall put me on a show three times. He loved me. So I told my girlfriend at the time, see you, I'm fucking going L.A.

And I said, don't come out with me. I go out there. It was the worst fucking year of my life. At Venice Beach, I still, to this day, when I go to L.A., I won't go near Venice Beach. I just had the worst year, my girlfriend, I was out there, but I didn't know anybody after about fucking two months, I'm calling her at three in the morning. You know, it's midnight, L.A. three, where she lived. Her dad would answer the phone and go, no, she's out with a guy named Brian.

He was really sticking it to me and shit. And I, you know, I was missing her. I didn't know anybody. I'm in a basement apartment right near the fucking beach on Ocean Ave or whatever the fuck it was. I lost, this is the only good thing about it. I was so depressed. It was like that movie Swingers. My friends were trying.

The one guy I knew was trying to get me out of the house to go to titty bars. And I just wanted my girlfriend and I was a sad sack of shit. And I would sit in a wife beater against the wall. I would even sit in my furniture. I was so depressed. I didn't shower and shave. I think I went 11 or 12 days. And I would fucking go, Lee, I would go wrong.

running on that bike path on Venice Beach right along the ocean. I was running six miles every morning. I fucking, it's the most ripped I ever got. I wasn't eating because I was depressed, but I was running out of anger. And I had a nice stand. I have a clip of me on the Third Arsenio. I look like a fucking movie star. And Dave Attell ran into me.

He was out there doing some business. And he almost said he didn't recognize me. When he fucking ran into me on Venice Beach, I was sitting on a bench with my head. between my leg. It was, I had such a horrible time there. They would close the beach every Sunday because of gang activity. And it was just so, I'm in a basement apartment in Venice, but you'd want to be seeing the ocean. I'm seeing people's feet walk by on a 108 degree day and I'm just sitting there. So I just fucking backed up, went back to fucking, went back to L.A. But you,

you were hanging out with, were there some big names out there that you hooked up with? Was for reginawa those guys out there are yeah i trained i trained with rignaa bit and arnold i'd see arnold every day no shit no shit like i did um when he re did his encyclopedia of bodybuilding i did a lot of photos in the book to him and as i'm training doing the photos for him arnold would tell the photographer stop stop and he'd come over and wipe my sweat off you'd say carry on stop stop stop you'd come over put oil on me i said to the photographer i said i said fuck the training pictures every time arnold wipes my swear off and puts oil on me. Hit me photos of that.

Arnold's my bitch. Look at him. Put oil on me. That is a, that is fucking unbelievable. Was it Goals Jim? Because I belonged to Gold's Gymm on Venice Beach. That was a world. I started at Golds, but then there was too many wankers in there, too many Ingo.

So I went down to World Gym. It was just Arnold, Lou Forrigna, all the old guys, like in Pumby, I was. That was great fun there. I used to love it because Arnold had a place. Joe God made him a parking spot. It was his big marble slab with his name in it. Some mornings would put flowers on it like he had died.

He'd come upstairs and get all fucking mad. You fucking idiot. You know, it really always to get on with good was when I was at Golds. Dennis Hopper used to train down there. He was a funny guy. He was a funny guy. He'd always come up. Dennis Hopper.

He'd come up behind. He'd come up behind me. you'd be like, I'm like, what? I turn around, he's like, the paparazzi are outside leave. Would I recognize me today? You have on a black hat, big glasses, black pants, black t-shirt, with actor written across the front of it. That is unreal, man.

I saw Schwarzenegger once at Gold. He came in, he was standing at the front desk of some shit, you know? And I just, like, fucking put the weights down. I'm doing, like, you know, 30-pom curls. He's going to call me a bitch. uh, Sarmat the, yeah,

I'm at the front desk and then he left. I, uh, did you, so did you live right on Venice Beach? Yeah, I lived right on there. The guy that owned,

um, Gold's had a place there. So I lived right on there. So the balcony was right where that bike path was. Yes. And people would ask me what, what do you do for a living? How do you afford this place?

I didn't want to say, I'm a bodybuilder. So I'd be like, oh, I'm a fucking rugby player. I come from Australia. And now I'm playing with the bell and bullshit like that. They're like,

oh, you're not very tall. I'm like, oh but I'm fucking fast. I'd make up the most bullshit stories. That's what everybody did in L.A. Everybody fucking lied about what they were doing. Hell yeah. Every waitress was a fucking actress.

Oh my God. I used to go on I used to go on auditions just to fucking meet girls. I would go on audition. I remember going on audition for some commercial and I had to walk down a hallway. There was another cast thing that'd go on

for Tropicana Sunloosh. the fuck I had to run a gauntlet of girls the ugliest one was a 12 on the scale of 10 and they were all about 19 I've never I fucking banked so much that I jerked off for about a year just and of course I blew the audition but that's not the point I was in Venice for like nine years and I used to have to do a lot of magazine cover shoots with girls and I was on the cover and muscle and fitness once with Joe Weider was there you know what Joe weeder that started the whole bodybuilding thing. Yeah.

These two girls and like, I always thought it was a cliche, dumb blondes, but I tell you these two, these were like fucking dumb as fucking box of rocks. I mean, and like, but the idea was the picture he wanted

was me shirtless, my arms are out like this, the girl is sitting across the back of my neck doing the splits while I'm trying to hold flexing my muscles covered in oil. I'm like, oh, if it wasn't for her vagina

stuck to the back of my neck like a, off the bush, you would have fucking fell off, I think. It was like a suction cup. Like Jesus on the dashboard. Oh, my friggin. Oh, I wanted to ask you about Joe Weeder. Now, is Joe Wheater gay? No, I think his brother, his brother might have been a little,

but Joe was, no, he was never, that Ben I, Ben I heard the rumors about, but Ben was really into Napoleon. He's like Napoleon historian, and get the Bolian's hat and all this other stuff. And Joe Weider, actually, even though Joe Weider was Jewish, he was really into Hitler. He was in the Hitler memory of it.

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It's all quality stuff at nickdip.com. We appreciate the support. I don't know where I heard that recently. What the fuck, man? Because I remember reading Joe Wheat when I was a kid buying those magazines. His name was always in the fucking articles. And then later on, who told me?

No, no, he's definitely gay, blah. And I'm like, well, I've never, if he is, he's not out of the closet. And I didn't, I don't know why I didn't put two and two together. He's Jewish. he was fucking obviously in his how to run a business he i mean he made this sport popular right yeah they bring up when you say jewish like that it brings me back to one of my first jobs when i was trying to sell real estate you know and i make people to show them homes and little did

i know when i took this family and showed in the house and i showed in the kitchen i said the you know beautiful stove big oven big enough for the whole family i didn't know it's fucking Jewish when I was telling he got so fucking mad, made me mad so I kept showing him the house, so I thought, well, fuck him, when we go in the bathroom, I show him the bathroom in the shower.

When they went in, I turned the line off and went, there's a gas leak somewhere. I made a crack like that. I made a crack like that when me and my wife were looking for ovens. It was between a Viking and a fucking, what's the German oven, everybody?

The one I bought. For Christ's sake, Nick. Wolf. So I said to the guy, if I'm buying an oven, I'm going German, you know, thinking he would laugh. Of course he gave me one of these. I was in Venice for nine years and I went to Austin, Texas for four years. Oh my goodness.

And then I was in Scottsdale, which actually, I don't normally think governments, but I just got this the other day, this letter from the city of Austin, you can't see it. Right. They sent me to flag that was flying over the Capitol building

and a letter saying, thank you for bringing awareness to stuff in the city of Austin. God knows what awareness I brought to the city of Austin. Yeah, what were you doing in Austin? I lived there for four years. It's, uh, I still doing bodybuilding and that. And then also, as well as the bodybuilding,

I got into car racing and won a few road races, circle track, and I won the championship drag racing, and that's the... Yes, I was going to that next, avid race car enthusiast. And so you're like, I don't know, I can picture you a body, but I can't picture you in a... What attracted you to that, to that? I actually got into it because some of my fans were like race car drivers and I said was I interested.

So I'd go to the track and watch them race and I liked it. So I went and got my license started racing and the first year in the drags, as I got rookie at the year and third into championship. So I figured the following year I'd do the bodybuilding and racing combined. And the following year I won the championship. So it was pretty good. You seem like a guy, if you're going to do something, you go full. tilt, you know I mean, you don't do anything half.

You seem to have success early in you create like 13 and 19 and then your rookie of the year. Where do you get that from, is that from your mama, your fag father? Well, I could probably, I can probably say when my fag father commits to something, he commits, though. You know, I give, I give, I give, I give, I give my, I give my dad credit. I had to call an Oscar for me once and if he's getting a dick every day, I give him fucking credit. I just said that. I had a colonoscopy and

I said to the doctor, kiddingly, he goes, when was your last colonoscopy? And I go about three years ago. He goes, you know, you're supposed to every 10 years ago. I know, I just like how they feel. And I just fucking looked him right in the eye. I went for one of those. I had a reality

series once where I'd film every month a DVD would come out for two years. And I filmed, I went and got a colonic once. So I said, I'm going to film this to show fans, I'm not full of shit. So we're filming it, and the girl's lubing up the tube and she's putting it in. I said, oh, I said, that's uncomfortable. She's like, I'd say, okay.

She goes, I get them at least two or three times a week. To me trying to be funny, I go, well, you must like anal sex. I swear she rammed it in a bit fucking harder when I said that. I was like, oh my God. What kind of, we had a colonic. They do all kinds of people have coffee colonics and fucking Budweiser and what did they shoot up? He's a fosters. Speaking of Polonic, my wife told me once because my wife likes to drink tequila and I hate drink.

He's telling me once his guy had bad liver sclerosis and all this. He couldn't drink anymore. So he used to put the alcohol up his ass and he got drunk. So one time, it's not a stupid night. Yeah. It put the alcohol, because the alcohol doesn't go through your liver and that, you get drunk it quickly if you put it in your ass. Oh, my God. So my wife told, tells me this.

So one night I was drinking vodka and doing a bit of a sniff again. And I got sick of drinking the vodka, so I got an idea, hey, my wife told me, you can. So I'm on the office floor. I got my legs up on the wall. I'm trying to insert a vodka bottle up my ass to pour the vodka. and she walks in the office she's like, what the fuck are you doing? I said, I got sick of drinking and you said

you didn't get drunk this way. Then she's like, I also told you the guy fucking died. I said, oh, I said, what are you doing? I'm making a mudslide. Yeah. It's a fucking I don't recommend the twist top ones. It's very hard to twist. I never heard that. It sort of makes sense.

I'm sorry, this, this actually, a brown Russian. October 31st is my, October 31st is my wedding anniversary. Six years married to her. On Halloween. Actually, it's my fifth marriage, too, so I'm a marriage counselor.

That's my fifth married. Is that trip, five times, Lee? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. I'm like that little, remember that TV show like Benji? I go from town to town, help somebody, then I move on.

we're talking to Lee Priest you don't have to marry him you know you just fucking why do you bring I never understood guys like that because it's a lot of paperwork at least over here I don't know how it is in Australia a lot of fucking paperwork and if it goes wrong

I don't know what the laws are over there over here if it goes wrong they get all your shit so why why not just fuck them and get when you get tired of them say all right I'm fucking moving on why put a ring on that shit I'm 11 I can tell by the stories you're a real romantic what you've told us. Hey, you want to know that this is the truest story ever.

All right. She lasts when I tell her, but I met her on plenty of fish, that dating site. I was on there. And I was always getting these women right to me that were like, you know, fucking idiots from a creep show. And she finally started talking to me. And she sort of knew who I was. And she goes, you're not really Lee Priest. I said, yes, I am.

So I sent her a photo. We got talk and I was in England doing some seminars. And she's like, on your way home, why don't you stop and meet me? Now I'm thinking it's my mate set me up because I've never had a pretty girl send me a picture. So my mate's funded with me. Cat, catfish. She's like, you get home, you get home at 1 a.m. Just come to my place.

I'm like, I'm going to get jumped or something. I figured I'll go over. I see what happened. So I go in at it's 1 a.m. I think, oh, shit. I go inside. She comes out. I'm like, oh, thank God, she's a real person.

And she's sort of starting to get sexual. I'm trying to be nice being the first time we met. I'm like, I feel a little bit to get lagged and that. You know, I just, let's just go to sleep and cuddle. But we get in bed. I start getting the rouse, so we start making love. And I put my head under the pillow and there's a knife. And I'm thinking, oh, there's a knife under the pillow.

So she hops on top, and as she's driving me, I pulled a knife out. and she looks at it, she goes, I want you to cut me. I'm like, why do you get so lucky? So now, now I think I'm, because I'm jet lagged,

I went, okay, so I slashed her across the chest. What the fuck? And she started bleeding. And then she takes the knife off me. Yeah. And she's,

her chest is bleeding. She's holding the knife, and she says, I love you. So, you know what I have to say back. Well, I love you too

because she's got the fucking knife in her head. But then she says to me, she goes, you know what I really want? She goes, I've always asked the guy to do that, and I never have. She goes, but you know what I really want? She goes, I'd like to stab me a little bit. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, just make a pocket.

I'm like, what do you mean make a pocket? She goes, I want you to make a hole in me and fuck it because I want you to go where no guy's ever been before. I'm thinking, what is this? I'm thinking, what is this, fucking Star Trek or something? I got a fucking dough where no one's She wanted me to make a hole And fuck the hole Guys some guys

This was our first night Some I was gonna say Where do you go from there But follow up Keep going Yeah Tomorrow I want you to cut my head off And shit down my neck

And then saw my head back How do you fuck When I sit Wait Did you wander into a mental Institute? It was 1 a M Maybe you missed the sign

What the fuck? This guy This woman Is certified Don't even tell me This ends with you marrying her yes I married I

that's the one I'm being we've been married six years are you kidding me yeah so like a match made in heaven and the thing was too I said I said let's just say I do make a hole I said let's say I do make a hole and I do fuck it

you know let's say I go too big if you got to go to the hospital I can make up an excuse that you spell on a knife the knife went in I said but how am I going to explain the jizzing there that could be a that could be a problem you just tell them you're trying to irrigate the wound with fucking gorilla glue and the answer to your question about that woman you said that the medical segment that woman that had the hides yeah I

um like you asked the other day you know I asked us leave out the woman with the hives I called your people they gave me her number I contacted her and I found out she got the hives because she's been saying a lot of stuff on social media and posting a lot of stuff. So it's been depressing her and making her upset, and that's bringing the hives out. So I just want to publicly say to her, Kamala, I hope the hives go away pretty soon.

You're stupid cunt. Yeah, that's a good segue. I was going to go political. We only have about nine minutes left here. Explain to me, Lee, talking to Lee Priest. Explain to me, you know, I always look at. that Australia years ago I'm like these fucking people get it they love their freedom they love

and the government didn't seem to be fucking Nazis back then what has changed who got elected because it's like it's getting like the UK over there they're fucking they uh they hate the civilians it's all about government control which doesn't at the average Aussie I meet or see is a freedom loving we love guys over here love our Aussie guys because they're fucking my The best clip I've ever seen was it from Australia. There was some protests going on last year. And the cops over in Australia got involved. And there was some guy running down the street knocking out cops like a fuck.

Remember that? Remember that? And I said, this fucking. So what, what has happened? How did it, how did it turn so quickly, politically? Do you know? I don't know, because we were a country, you know, of convicts and the people that got kicked out of England. Yes, we love that.

I don't know. It's like we've become weak over here. That's why somebody like me that speaks their mind. I get banned on Instagram. They delete my accounts or anything. So it's crazy. The people have just given up. It's almost like if you put a wild line in a cage, you know,

it'll be ferocious for a few years, but after a while it becomes timid. And I think, you know, people go online, they say shit. But it's not like the old days, you know, where the king and queen would become richer, the peasants get poorer. They'd get together, have a revolution stormed the castle. kill the king and queen.

Yes. Where are those good days gone? That's what we're asking over here. I say that. Is that saying whatever about evil men flourish when good men do nothing or some fucking paraphrasing. And I say over here, guys, you know, we talk about politics. Everybody's got an opinion, pamp, blah, but the truth of the matter is, the left over here

has been poking the right in the chest and calling their bluff saying, we're going to turn this into what we want, a fucking socialist shithole. What are you going to do about it? They break the rules. Our fucking presidents flying an illegal immigrant, which is unconstitutional at any fucking country. And we're sitting around just bickering.

Somebody has to stand up. And I said to one guy that I was interviewed from Seattle, he's a report, I said, the only way he's going to get better is if the right starts to get violent. I go, I don't want to say that. I don't want it to happen. But I said, read your fucking history. Why do you think,

why do you think wars come about or civil wars I should say so I sort of feel that's where Australia but you're saying the people the people aren't pushing back in Australia we're not either it's almost like it's almost like they're just giving up as people like oh well what can we do and I think that's why I hate like the media the way it is now and stuff because the media all they do is divide people whoever it be race religion and policy and why we're fighting amongst ourselves they're just fucking us in the back door every time and I swear like the government would fit itself if every bit, American, Australians, if we'd all band it together because I hate hearing America

systemically racist. I'm like, really? In this day and age, if you're blacked your wife, no matter what, we can do what anyone else can do. I always tell people, if you're not where you want to do life, look in the fucking mirror. That's the person stopping yet. Nobody else. Don't, you know, play this poor me, for me game. So I just can't stand it where, you know, Americans, Australians, all we want to do is have a good life feed our family go to work and have a good time yes like everybody likes their neighbor like when i was young and living in venice back in the 90s and

early 2000s there wasn't half of this racism shit around same as in australia would have australia day i had aboriginal friends would have barbecues and that now australia day is invasion day the day the white man come and took the land i'm thinking before we even come here your Aboriginal tribes would kill each other before the white settlers went to America the Cherokee Navajo Indians they would all kill each other So from the dawn of time

I'm like listen, learn about your past Don't fucking live in it That's right That's right And over here and I'm sure over there as well The media is just a propaganda arm What we used to call the Democrat Party It's really a Marxist thing

I said we gotta quit Quit treating them like they're a legitimate them at political party and treat them like the enemy of the state that they fucking are. They hate this country. Nobody, nobody has the balls other than Trump to fucking stand up and say that. It's turned a bit over here, Lee. Even the black guys have had enough of, and we've been saying it to black guys for years.

I used to say to Chris Rock when I worked for him and I go, the Republicans, I said, you say, you guys, black people always say white, white people are evil. And I said, you're half right. the problem is you're voting for that half and they're the evil white people they're the ones fucking telling you you're oppressed and you can't do this and you guys vote for them every year and look where you are now you're in the same place you were 50 years ago so finally it took trump to to fucking somebody try to shoot them twice before black guys go hey why do they want to kill this motherfucker he must be on to something so it's turning it really is kind of refreshing on the

internet you see black guys and i'm not talking business suits i'm talking on the street going Kamala Harris, fuck her. And you Democrats, the only time you want to talk to us is come election time, motherfucker, and they get Trump hats on and shit. But all that's not going to matter if the Democrats do what they did on the last election, in my opinion.

I think it's fact, but fucking steal this fucking thing. But I think it's turning, but I don't know. I hope so. Because I sit there and I watch the Fox News and all the others, and I'll see CNN. And just the way they're so different with the story. they put out and they'll be even like the thing with Trump election denier was stolen but how many clips have they got at the Democrats saying the exact same thing that that's okay and then the whole

January 6 fucking bullshit oh my god I've had well I've had bigger parties at my house than that fucking thing come on it's like this the stories you've told us were wilder than anything happened at that fucking insurrection there was nobody with a vodka bottle up their ass and a white house I know that's what I said I said to the people, go peacefully and insert that vodka bottle. I know. They call that an insurrection. I mean, and I said, I can't, you know, I, you got to be careful what you say.

But it's like, I mean, if they try to stay, if she wins this one, you guys want to see a fucking insurrection. I mean, I was very disappointed at the insurrection. Like, I mean, fucking one person got killed because of the insurrection. It was a trauma, a fan, a woman, a vet, And Kamala Harris is on TV that dumb fucking cunt going It was the worst thing since the Civil War And 9-11

Can you fucking imagine Can you imagine? So, yeah. I don't get it. It's like even the whole, you could go over so many stories when Trump had the papers, Biden had the papers,

but it's different when Biden has them compared to when it's like two sets of rules for two different. bodies. It's like crazy. That's what I mean. And I got these fucking senators that are Republicans trying to hit me up for fucking money. And I used to like Ted Cruz because he's a very bright guy, but I'm sick of these guys. I'm like, I'm not going to send you any money. You've fucking been, you've been witness. You're the one who's being stepped on by the left for the last, you've done nothing for us. You went to Harvard. You were a great student. And that means you are bright.

but the left has been playing you. That means either you're ineffective or you're part of it. You're part of the fucking plan. So I'm not sending you a fucking Trump's. Is Trump the only guy? That's what scares me too. If something happened to Trump, Lee,

who the fuck, who steps in? Who's got his balls? I can't. I know, but as funny, it's funny that reminds me of like, I did LSD once and I had to go take a piss. So I think, as I took a piss,

I'm looking into toilet. And I come out in the toilet, I tell my wife, I'm a fucking Navajo Indian. So I could be related to what's the name, Elizabeth Warren. Warren, yes. Yeah, yeah. And she goes, why? So I said, there's this wolf in the toilet talking to me,

telling me that I'm a Cherokee Indian. So it's like, if Ms. Warren's watching, I'm a relative, I'm Indian too. A wolf told him in the toilet. Yeah, in the toilet. See, I'm so scared. fucking, I can't do it. I smoke weed and I almost lost my mind.

I can't, I don't know how you fuck. See, I love this guy. Fucking juicing. Didn't get twice. Dragster. He's a, whatever. It fucking crashes I burnt. This is a fight.

We need more Lee Priest in the United States is what we fucking need. The thing was, though, when we got these, you know, it's like a little bit of cardboard you meant to put under your tongue. And the person to give him to has said to my wife, cut it in half it's strong. We get home. wife says fake the whole thing i'm like but the drug dealer the person that knows said take half he's like what's the worst that can happen well let me tell you seven hours fucking later of things moving fucking shit going everywhere muscles spasming i had to actually go do some cocaine

to pull myself out of the fucking ls sea hole i'm surprised i'm still alive some days on the amazed i'm still here yeah but you know what you're living a fucking great life Lee, let's wrap it here because I want to have you back, obviously, as many times as we can. I know it's early in the morning there, and I know you're going to the gym and shit. That's a thing, too. Elon Musk gets all this credit. He launches SpaceX and it comes back down. You should get credit now because you're talking to someone in the fucking future.

I know. I know. David Tell had a comedian in my head, a great joke about it because he performed in Australia. He goes, well, I was in Australia. he goes, I called home and I answered the phone. Well, that's funny because like when I fly to America, I'll leave here at like 11 a.m. on Wednesday and I arrive in LA, 6 a.m. Wednesday, so I get there before I left here. It's very confusing for my brain.

And I want to go to, that's one of my bucket lists. I haven't seen Australia. And I got fans over there. I see it on the fucking internet. But I want to get over there. and let's wrap it here because I don't want to, you know, we'll talk about everything. I'm nothing to talk about it. If you want to do this again next time, I know you're fucking get up very early and we appreciate that, man.

But thank you for being such a fan of mine. The feelings of you. Thank you for bringing many laughs. And I sit there laughing at you and my wife just sits there shaking ahead like, when you start talking, she's like, no wonder you two like each other because the way you talk. I just look to my wife with my loving eyes and I say, Shut up. Can't mix off.

We have to leave it there. That was perfect. Lee, thank you so much, man. Thank you. We'll get in touch with you again. Like I said, I know it's fucking early there, but you seem like you have all the energy. If you need any more medical advice, marriage advice, I've got it all. Yes, we'll talk about the vagina next time in your theory of that gland. That's true, Nick. That's true.

I know. I know it is. Thanks, Leap. Appreciate it, brother. All right, brother. Well, that's it. And a big thank you to the great Lee priest. I told you, he's always entertaining. And I don't know how he travels like that.

It's one of these, I can't round my head around it. But that's it. You guys think that I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here on the 13th, I believe. Yes, the 13th. Until then, have a great time with family and friends. Bye.

Hi. Good night, everybody.