The Nick DiPaolo Show - Reprehensible Wray Resigns| Nick Di Paolo Show #1666

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little cop and the shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant. Me. Sarge. How are you folks? Thursday, which is, this is me in a good mood because it's the last day of the week.

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to be with you. Still got the, I'm blowing shit out my nose from fourth grade. Fucking crayons paste, Kareem Conway's hair. Big things. It's unbelievable. I got like sores. I don't know what the fuck happened. Woke up with this. Thank God the wife knows what to do. I just picked at it. That's how I got infected in 30 seconds. I was treating it like it was a callus, but I think it was a maybe a wart. I still don't know. I don't know how I got that. Well, the dog will tell you, but lucky he can't talk. Anyways, I uh, so anyhow, and uh, what else did I do I finished the shrimp scampi I made two nights ago last night white wine butter lemon juice

actually used angel hair and yeah I finished that and it's it's like Chinese food for me pasta doesn't but an hour later I'm eating a fucking stove his French bread pizza took the skin off the roof my mouth is fucking the temperature of the core of the earth and I'm like spitting blood in the sink anyways so you're up to date on my health I could tell you some other gross shit, but it's not important. Real quick, the Mets have Juan Soto. Actually was texting with Chris Rock because I heard Eddie Murphy on the radio yesterday and god damn is he funny.

And I know Rock is a good friend so I said is there anybody more talented? Because Eddie Murphy is fucking doing Michael. He can sing like a bird. If you remember, he actually put out a song and it's just as funny as fucking hell and and rock comes back gets back nobody better it's one of us like you know they always hang out shit and he goes I can't stop smiling because I'm a Mets fan and I went yeah there's that there's one Jew who's not afraid to spend money Steve Cohen the owner breaks all the

stereotypes yeah good bless the Mets of course the Red Sox the Red Sox actually put in a bid for 700 mil again probably just to you know I mean save face we got a picture crochet from the White Sox everybody's excited about former Cy Young winner or whatever Cy Young last year he was in the running for the Cy Young I looked at his stats pretty goddamn good I think he's a left no and we got a Raldo what's the name Chapman or all up you know the guy who used to beat his wife the lefty who throws 104 miles we always get these guys at the end of it but he can't hurt to bring him.

But this ball's going after a couple more big names. I'll believe it when I see it. They have tremendous young talent from last year. I really think they'll be in the playoffs. I really do. You never know. If what's his name can stay on the field. Trevor Storey. Jesus Christ, this guy breaks a hip going to the fountain to have a drink my ass anyway that's enough of that garbage retarded Ray resigning FBI director Christopher Ray who was just a piece of garbage right from the get-go if you remember you're like I forget why right after he took over two weeks into it i'm like oh he's a

company man everybody know it anyways he announced wednesday he was stepping down but like he had a choice as uh... as head of the bureau like he's doing everybody a big favor uh... just days after republicans expressed a loss of confidence if they expressed that the day after you got the job because he's full of shit. I can't even remember all the lies.

Ray, 57, told FBI employees in an afternoon town hall that after weeks of careful thought, first time he's ever thought carefully about anything, he had decided to resign. Had nothing to do with Trump coming in and going I hate the fucking guy piece of shit He had decided to resign January at the end of the current administration caving to pressure from GOP senators and president-elect Donald Trump, of course That's what this was about you don't want to get fired he said that I'll give him credit for that He actually said I don't want to get fired. I'm gonna resign What absolutely cannot, listen to this without trying to keep a straight face. This is him talking.

What absolutely cannot, must not change is our commitment to doing the right thing. Our doing the right thing the right way every time. Does that include the assassination attempts and nine other things I can't remember? Ray also said, oh, our adherence to our core values, our dedication to independence and objectivity, and our defense of the rule of law, those fundamental aspects of who we are must

never change that's what I'm saying is this is fucking HBO special it was a tight 10 minutes of hilarity right there you fucking company man to the bitter end and if you notice me in Dallas made this object every picture of him taking the oath he's got a smirk on his face fucking close to belly like yeah sure I'll tell you everything on it now anyways he's already lined up a job they said it you know what Pizza Hut apparently he can cook like a motherfucker. See you later. Mr.

Right you're such a scumbag and a company man Whether it was January 6 Trump getting shot at it just go on and on you lied about a whole bunch of shit and See they have their own little world in DC folks a lot of people still don't understand how the swamp works They don't want it the applecart upset because everybody that goes there to make a living goes there Not on your best interest to make a ton of money with backroom deals and shit That's what it's all about and Trump came and said I'm flipping this apple cart the fuck over and I'm still still

Worried about Trump's safety and you should be everybody's forgetting that He should just travel around like the Pope did in that Pope mobile. Remember the game trouble you hit that bubble? Remember that? Every time I saw the Pope I thought somebody's gonna go... So yeah so good to see him go and and again and even Trump has said this I don't he's just paying lip service that the rank-and-file and I believe for the most part are good people and maybe glad to see him go to I would say the majority but there's still going to be a few in there that you get a interrogate the shit out of them it's

always at the top it the rot starts at the top. Absolutely and You got a flush out you had to get to have a litmus test You know, I don't know show show Trump doing his dance and go on one to ten What do you write and it'll be too easy to lie But you got to have something there. Anyways, the countdown is on for Christmas shopping, folks. If you haven't checked out all our new hoodies, this is good stuff, God bless the wife, new hoodies, shirts, hats, and amps. We're selling amps? Oh, mugs.

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With it. Trump reacts. This came out after I did this story about what's his name resigning. operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. telling the Fox News digital it will end the weaponization of the FBI while touting his nominee Cash Patel who I absolutely love and we had on the show he must have been pushing a book I think he was and we had this guy on the show so now we know the what's his exact title head of the well he's fit he's taking razor up and God damn it we have a connection so no taxes for me this year while touting his nominee cash patel who we again we talked to this guy I think he grew up in queens or whatever not in Lebanon or Syria and he fucking

played in a hockey league he still plays in a He's just more American than us and a scary smart dude who has a resume that would make fucking Hillary blush as far as this shit goes. Anyways, like Trump said, most qualified to lead the bureau. Trump said his administration will now restore the rule of law, as New Yorkers say, for all Americans. Yes, sir. Under the leadership of Christopher Wray the FBI illegally oh here's some of the shit he did to Trump Trump said illegally raided my home without cause worked diligently on

illegally impeaching and indicting me and has done everything else to interfere with the success and future of America and the quote and in a real world a perfect world and shit and this would be a barometer for me for how serious this administration Trump's administer this guy should be going to jail or at least be put up our charges let's see how serious you are because what he just mentioned is all, you know, but it would take years and years. That's why Trump, I believe Trump, and he goes, you know what, I'm looking for, I don't have time, but you know what, Cash Patel will make the

time because they came after him personally, by the way. You can read all about that on a real show. They have used their vast powers, oh, it's still Trump talking, who would have guessed, to threaten and destroy many innocent Americans, some of which will never be able to recover from what has been done to them. And he's talking about the January 6 people. You understand that some of them are still in there and they just happen to be there? I want you to think about that for a fuck. That's the biggest outrage. And then that douchebag on CBS has the nerve to look at

Trump in the interview and go, well, you can see the last election. Why would he do that? Why would he? And I'll say it again. This last election, when I said last election she met the 20 21 this past election proved proved that Trump won that I don't give a fuck there's plenty of evidence other than that too and I'm not gonna go over it again because I'm sick of talking about it look at Ray's face as he's given the right hand look at him smirking all the people behind him are giggling. He's right out of central casting. Let's move on. And again, when you people are a little wary about your government, this is the type of shit

that makes people worry about your government. This is a fascinating story right now. And again, any time I see a bunch of fascinating stories, and it seems like a bunch of them are breaking right now, it's like, OK, the government's going, look over here. Well, they're doing something in the Middle East right now. Like Israel's taking over the whole shebang. Anyways, don't get me started.

I have been a staunch defender of Israel only because of the scum over there and how they, they're stuck. I'm talking about your Palestinian neighborhoods and what they did to England and shit and, but I know the big argument, don't have time to go in it. I'm starting to, I start to shut up. I'm not so quick to go. Yeah Israel anyways, of course

Real conservatives like crowd his fans You know, they're not they're convinced that the fucking Jews not all of them But some real conservatives like Jews because Christian Judeo-Christian Beliefs they mesh together and it's how this country was founded on Judea So they don't have a but but there's a lot of them that are like fucking Nick it's the Jews and I'm like I know all about them I've been in show business for 35 years some of them like me some of them don't anyways let's Jersey Shore is lousy with drones I like to use the word lousy that's how they used to use it when something is infested with something. It's lousy with fleas or

My bedspreads lousy with coffee stains. I think Jersey Shore drowning in drones the Department of Defense has deepened the mystery over the drones over New Jersey and Poured cold water on a claim that they came from Iran. Deputy Pentagon Press Secretary, we didn't even know about this woman, deputy, well she's a Pentagon press secretary you don't see them much of them and she's the deputy not the actual. Usually folks when you see deputy it's second to right now am I right? Sabrina Singh, sing to me me so let me tell you something Sabrina sing has shoulders on her like the rifleman She's like fucking Kevin McHale for the Celtics

Pretty cute actually huge huge shoulders probably the cutest in the administration. Of course. I mean, anybody work with the administration? Jesus Christ. They need to be spayed and neutered. I'm Bob Barker. Ta-da, ta-da. Anyways, this is her talking about the drones over New Jersey to the press.

She had her take on it. Again, she works for the Pentagon. Let's listen in to Lurch. So aware of those drone sightings that have been reported, at this time we have no evidence that these activities are coming from a foreign entity or the work of an adversary. We're gonna continue to monitor what is happening,

but at no point were our installations threatened when this activity was occurring. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? She's no on the scene. Isn't it just, and again, this is a Pentagon press secretary, isn't it, but isn't it just a relief not to see Karine Jean-Pierre in that lying little fucking muppet with her stupid batting of the eyes?

This means I'm intelligent and I'm thinking about it I'm she never got better at her job she never got better proving what DEI higher get of the fuck out matter of fact Trump's press car press his administration isn't white enough for me how about that yeah come on I'm just saying if you can push DEI your whole life, I'm pushing whiteness with no... And I know you're going, Nick, you're not even white. Shut the fuck up. I'm more Irish than Italian. Yeah, but even if you... I always have Patrice O'Neill in my head. Nick, why are you defending white people, man? You ain't even fucking white. You Italian. You Italian. And I go, yeah, that's because you're great, great, great, great,

great, great fucking relatives back in 1450 with savages and raped my grandmother on a mountain in Sicily. He used to laugh at all sorts of stuff. Anyhow, anywho. So that's what she had to say. was responding. That's miss sing She was responding to explosive claims made by Republican New Jersey rep Jeff van Drew earlier Wednesday who said this about the drones over New Jersey and He's adamant about this in the headlines this morning. He's still sticking to his guns.

This is weird. This really puts us American taxpayers in a position where like who the fuck do we and why are we having this fake argument? What is good? At least that's what you should be doing now. But here's what he had to say. This guy's a New Jersey rep and federal, you know, congressman. I'm going to tell you the real deal. Iran launched a mothership probably about a month ago that contains

these drones. That mothership is off the I'm gonna tell you the deal it's off the east coast of the United States of America. They've launched drones is everything that we can see. Durka Durka, Muhammad Jihad, Haka Sherpa Sherpa, Abakala. that we can see. I have my own theory. I think it's mullahs because they have drones in Iran. I think it's just mullahs they have in real estate companies from Iran fly over looking for an oceanfront property because they're going to be chased out of the Middle East

soon the way things are going. And I think they want to live next to a lot of rich people down there. I know, I'm not going to disclose the name, I know a Fox person who's on TV every day, and I asked that person if they had seen drones over the house, and they said no, but, and they mentioned another name at Fox Head. So, and I said, tell that person, it's just me fucking around. I was trying to catch her at the pool. And, following those claims, Singh insisted there was not any truth to that. She did not, however, offer any alternate theory about

where the drones are coming from. And, like I said today, Jeff Van Drew was on the front page of the Post. Again again today sticking to his gun saying It's a mothership and I would say to that really do can we get a picture of the ship? Maybe it's out. I don't know have they showed a picture on the internet. I don't know. I have a life I don't live on the fucking internet few people who get fucking nutty Show us a picture of what you're talking about is it that hard really and why is the government going he's full of shit this seems all too orchestrated to me interesting isn't it it would make you a little nervous wouldn't it not just a

few oh I didn't fuck I should have sent you a clip It's like they're buzzing around ever ever be a camping and you have a bug light That's what it looks like. Maybe they're just looking maybe it's the guy from bar stool sports looking for pizza He does those pizza tasting thing. It's fuck. It's not just one or two. There's a bunch of shit buzzing around And and some of them are huge. You get all these New Jersey people at night going, what the fuck is going on? Let me say, and another thing about New Jersey, because I've spent a lot of time there, because I lived in New York City, obviously back and forth doing gigs and ba-bap-bing. There's a ton of Middle Eastern people that live in Jersey City in Newark and I did a

pilot for Comedy Central. It was going to hopefully be a regular show about a car dealership and we did it at a real car dealership in Jersey City and it was owned by a fucking Muslim guy and I'm just looking around and oh, there's a Palestinian flag and yay for diversity. Let me say this again about the Founding Fathers. It was a nice idea, but they didn't realize. I don't think they'd realize.

We let in a few people. I don't think they realized we'd have stupid people run in the country and open the gates to everybody and maybe they did maybe they were naive anyhow excuse me as I throw up on my mouth hmm um tour dates just real quick tour date February 20th Bricktown Comedy Club hey Tommy I'll be calling you tomorrow and go what do you got for me since once again we haven't talked in a week and and the guy's a great promoter when he wants to be he's just too busy he's right now he's got a fucking chef's hat and a pastry bag in his hand decorating some type of cake says fuck

you Nick I don't know anyway so go there and I'll see you after the show do some shots and I'll grab your wife's earrings what hey if you guys are watching the free version of my show you can now watch full episodes of my show louder with a crowd and all exclusive rumumble content ad free with one subscription. Click on the link below then click on any video or thumbnail whatever to subscribe to Rumble premium for $9.99 a month or use promo code Mug Club one word and get $10 off annually. That's a good deal and like I said Crowder show and you know Alex Jones pops in he gets some heavy hit as he gets politicians and shit we got a we

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