The Nick DiPaolo Show - RFK Jr: Dyes Are Dead | Nick Di Paolo Show #1724

Episode Date: April 23, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Dead Dyes, YMCA Bathrooms, Dementia and more! Support the show & check out Kalshi. Get $10 when you make a $100 trade at https://www.kalshi.com/DIPAOLO To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button.  https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL FOLLOW ME ON SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing We'll do it live. We'll do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks! How are you folks? I love that. Again, that's like white noise to me to fall asleep to. That and I get Tommy Lasorda fucking losing his mind for ten minutes saying every swear in the book. I got you know who?

Bobby Knight I Don't know what your dad was like, but my dad was a lot like Bobby Knight Always had that look on his face like you're bothering me Did your dad have that my father be working outside and I go dad and he go like this Half squinting. My mother would come out on, it was always on Saturday afternoon, my dad's working in the garden, and they always went out Saturday night, every Saturday night with the same couples, and she comes to the sliding glass door, and I'm sitting there, and my father's

out there bent over like tying up tomatoes. Nick! What? I just nailed that. What? I know, Joan. I know. Seven o'clock. Jesus. H. Crook. Then he used to go to me. If I was out there, he'd go, don't ever get fucking married. God, how true that was. Anyways, I mean, I love my wife, but marriage isn't for guys. I don't give a fuck about any of this. What do you mean? Shut it.

This isn't fucking Dr. Phil. Anyways, what is it? Wednesday, folks. Again, Friday night. Coho's Music Hall, Coho's New York. It's so depressing to look around like, and I'm 60. I know where I am in my career, folks. And I chose the hard path. So did a few other guys calling Quinn and shit. And you look at some of these names of guys that you started with that you really don't respect that comedy.

You like them as people and they're fucking selling, I don't know, 1500 seats at $200, $170. It's a kick in the balls. I don't give a fuck. Ego aside, whatever. You know? I used to, you only want a dozen, well a lot of them don't bother me. Because it's not a zero-sum game

And by that I mean somebody else getting Successful doesn't take anything from me. It's not a zero-sum game. It is in your head And and so this I I really my friends that make it big like louis ck He was just the most talented fuck I ever know But it was still hard. I told him this when he belly left I go, you know how fucking hard it is? I go, you're selling out. I don't know, you're doing like, now he's doing like

Madison Square Garden. But this wasn't even that far. He was doing like 3,000 seats. I go, do you know how fucking hard it is? I'm sitting in a car with some kid at 6 in the morning in Green Bay on a snowy morning to go to do morning radio. And a bus pulls up next to us us and your face is on it? Do you know what the fuck that feels like?

Your old roommate, HBO coming this week. Oi. I get back to the La Quinta Inn and I go give me my belt. Fucking hotel. Cheap, that's not even strong enough to hold me. I used to have a bit about that. I'm the only one at the continental breakfast with a rope around my neck. These eggs look good. Put it in there. These eggs look terrific.

Get the plastic from the ice container, wrap it around your head. Oh, God. So that's some, I'm just giving a little insight on where comics like like my age and I don't begrudge any of them You know the the Joe lists mark mark mark normans of the world good comics Even what's his name Nate? I mean, he's like he's like he's uh He's just perfect like he's got a nice sense of humor and I told him I said you're like a jazz musician There's no it's just very laid-back and great stories. And I mean that guy is filthy rich already

You know, I mean one minute he's doing 3000 then he's hosting SNL and and I get I Genuinely happy for guys like that because I like him or whatever. But again, there's a few out there you like Really fucking really, public. Well, Nick, you say a lot of curse words. Well, whatever, you fucking six. Maybe this is the attitude I have on stage. Maybe that's the problem.

Like they said in that movie, Mr. Saturday Night, Billy Crystal and his brother was his manager and his brother goes you could have been nicer and they're talking about his career I go whatever I am who I am you are who you are and that's a pussy anyways see that five opening eight minutes right there that should be in a capsule somewhere that's me all right folks you're like your caps on the dump get on the show okay uh... let's get this made me laugh quick clip at the top of the show ladies and gentlemen

uh... Martha McCallum you know she's been on fox forever very very like every now that big blonde hair cute uh... knows her shit too she looks like she was anyways she's interviewing r Weingarten, who might be a man, we still don't know. You know, she's the head of the teacher school unions, ugly as a fucking stump fet. That's her looking at her best. I honestly God, she almost looks like a woman there. But she's got that condescending, I don't even know if she's from New York, that condescending New York Jewish, and no, I'm not anti-Semitic.

I defend Israel all the time. But she's got that condescending, I don't know if she's a lesbian or not, but see, when she's talking to somebody who looks like a Barbie doll, her instincts come out to be condescending, even when she's not. But watch this little exchange, and it's so fucking typical, and I love what Martha McCallum did.

You have actually very, very difficult. Martha, Martha, sweetheart, sweetheart, listen to me. Please don't call my sweetheart. It actually does. I'm sorry. My bad. You smut cocksucker. Fuck you.

Oh my god. Was that not perfect? Sweetheart, sweetheart, could you be any more condescending? Oh my god. All of my listen to me. What? All of my listen to me. Listen to me, yeah. Okay, dad, whip it out. Get it over with.

Get an add a dick to me as we used to say in eighth grade and laugh. Let's move on some, this is pretty good. This was interesting, I thought. Dyes are dead. That's dyes, D-Y-E-S. I'm so clever. Eight harmful petroleum-based synthetic dyes

will soon be phased out of the American food supply, according to plans unveiled Tuesday by Health and Human Services Secretary Robbie Daff, Kennedy Jr. So that's what he's gonna do. That's your world, I just live in it. Over the coming months the FDA will revoke authorization for two synthetic food colorings, citrus red number two, my favorite, and my second favorite, orange B, and collaborate, boy, black people be pissed, and collaborate with the food industry to remove six other synthetic dyes, and here they are in no specific order, or maybe it is a specific order, I have no

idea. Blue number one, also known as brilliant blue, FCF, blue number one is derived from patrol I don't want to hear petroleum in my food to give food such as M&Ms and tackies a blue hue like my balls blue number two also known as indigo carmine what's it an Italian indigo come on I talked to Indigo, come on. He's got to come up on that. Or indigenatine, indigenatine. Blue number two, mimics the color and properties of plant-based indigo dye in products like Skittles and blueberry Poptots. I think this is some racist shit. These are quality foods for black people. Citrus red, number two, it's used to color the peels of oranges, particularly those grown,

they color the peels of orange? That's not even natural. They tell you to eat this, they say that's where all the vitamins are in the skin. Particularly those grown in Florida that are not intended for processing. Green, number three, the artificial green dye called Fast Green FCF is produced through chemical synthesis.

Yeah, that should be good for you. Orange B, the color additive is only permitted for use in hot dog and sausage casings in high doses. It can damage the liver and bile duct. Red Dye 40, also known as Allora Red AC. Red Dye 40 gives red color to products like Kool-Aid, Starburst, and NyQuil. Again, racist. Yellow Nub. These are... What are black people gonna eat? Nick, they're replacing with, okay. Yellow number five, commonly known as tartarzine. Yellow number five can be found in brightly colored sodas like mountain,

oh my God, Mountain Dew! And processed snacks like Twinkies. Why don't you just knock the watermelon out of their mouth? like Twinkies. Why do you just knock the watermelon out of their mouth? Yellow number six, sunset yellow FCF imparts a vibrant yellow orange hue to airheads, jolly ranches, lucky charms and other processed foods. If a foreign nation was doing to our children what we were doing in America, we'd go to war to protect them. I don't believe that because foreign nations are doing that with fentanyl and we didn't go to war.

Now we are. Chronicle illness guru Dr. Mark Hyman remarked during a brief speech backing the dye announcement. We will get rid of all dyes. Oh, that's his uncle. It's more like this. We're getting rid of dyeis heaven and blue phosphorus. It's color and skittles and I know the blacks are going to be mad at me. Let's welcome. Like interstates. They're racists.

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Kansas, near Kansas, reported that a man exposed himself in the woman's locker room at the North Kansas City YMCA. Let's make this clear, I've never been in there. Shock is what the woman said, because I have an 11 year old that comes here often with me and works out it's definitely the matter, saying in part, we've got to get as quickly as possible. So it's definitely shocking and something that we'll be looking out for a little bit more. The YMCA tells Fox4 it's investigating the matter, saying in part, we follow all state and local laws and individuals are allowed to use the locker room

or restroom that they identify with. And then it went on to say we have neutral bathrooms, blah, blah, blah, implying that the people, you know, not the guy with the dick, the woman with the dick in the locker room, I should say. That the, you know, the people who are being, right to be infringed, they should go out of their way and be inconvenienced by this. Another incident reportedly happened to a seven-year-old girl while she was with her mother. The woman says she and her daughter had just finished swimming lessons where she, yeah, that's a coincidence, right, that this guy's in that locker room. Like he doesn't know when young girls are swimming.

She estimates hundreds of children were present and had gone to the woman's locker room to change. That's when she says she heard a grown man's voice say this. Have you ever seen a grown man's voice say this. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? She told Fox 4 that as she and her daughter were leaving a stall, they encountered a naked man with his genitals exposed. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there

and wash your dick for you. When she questioned what he was doing, the woman says the individual responded with something to the effect, honey, I'm a woman. She and her daughter then sprinted out of the locker room. The mother ran a 4-2-40 as be looked at by Florida State. They're weak in the defense of second there. Just I want to look at the macro of this real quick.

Folks, again, there's about 14 transgender people in the world. Again, I'm exaggerating a little bit, but you know what I'm saying. Hardly enough for us to be spending this much time year after year, newscast after newscast, to be talking about it. It's a classic left-wing distraction. Look over here while we try to fix the next election or whatever the fuck we do, some nefarious horse shit. That's all this is. Don't get caught up in this, okay? It's a red herring with a yellow dress and a big cock.

Oh mama see the puppy there, baby's gonna die out of here. Do you know what I'm saying though? Don't get wrapped up in it. They are so lost right now. Real quick, J.B. Pritzker, you know that fat fucking governor of Chicago who's to the left of Stalin, just a nitwit. They're looking towards him as the next nominee, which is hilarious.

He makes AOC look like Newt Gingrich, honestly, with his politics. And he's dumb, and it's Chicago. Yeah, you've done a nice job with Illinois. Give me a break. Forget about it. Why did I say that? Well, it's the next headline. Dementia cases continue to rise in the United States.

Dementia cases continue to rise in the United States. Did I just say that? Oh my God, it's the old, hey, I fucking did a dementia joke twice. With people over age 55 facing a 42% risk of developing the condition in their lifetime. A recent study led by John Hopkins, good guy, predicted half a million dementia cases in 2025 and one million per year by 2060 and I know what it is folks, I believe everything is saying my died dad my dad died from it my died dad from it They're trying to take out die number two that I mentioned that was my dad

But you know how many times I've gone up to people that I know family members gonna fuck are you Are you writing a book? What the fuck are you? That's my brother That doesn't mean people are powerless in reducing their risk, however, according to Dr. Joel Salinas, a behavioral neurologist and associate professor at NYU Grossman School. One of the biggest factors in the increase in demographics, sorry, let me get that, increase is demographics. That's one of the reasons it's increasing. I noted Salinas, who is also the co-founder and chief medical officer at Isaac Health, a virtual memory clinic for brain health

and memory issues. Here's some other things you're supposed to do you know, to help your brain last. Quitting smoking and limiting alcohol consumption. What? No soup for you. Soup's in there? No. It can also boost prevention, as does getting enough quality sleep. And there's where you hit, I'm telling you, that's at the...

You guys know if you don't get a good night's sleep. But as you get older, you don't sleep that well, even more. As we speak, I'm waiting for test results. I put a thing on. I had an app. I put it around my wrist. Thing. Oh, no, that was a different thing.

But this is just a thing. Oh, and a thing on your chest that monitors what goes on. Jesus, you go to bed as the bionic man. Oh, God, yes. Oh, Christ, yes. I don't know what goes on. Jesus, you go to bed as the bionic man. Oh god yes. Oh Christ yes. I don't know what to say. I went to bed looking like a guy in his 90s. They have to call in a priest for the last rite. Yeah, you stick this thing on your chest and it records you and then when you wake up and you hit off, it sends the information right to the people.

And they get back to me, they said, we don't know about your sleeping patterns, but you pulled your puddle like 11 times. And I, wait a minute. Entering a specific stage of sleep called the slow wave or stage three, which I haven't been to in about 38 years. I'm not kidding you. Like I say, I'll sleep through the night and wake up

like I feel like I've been up all night. And that's hopefully they're going to tell me is sleep ap up like I feel like I've been up all night. And that's hopefully they're going to tell me it's sleep apnea. I don't know what else it would be. I'm trying magnesium now because my wife had the whole thing. I've had four nightmares in a row on magnesium. Why's that? Anyway, sleep called slow wave or stage three helps to clear out the buildup of toxin proteins in the brain. Those are called like alloys or something. And that's absolutely, there's a chemical you sleep

that washes over your brain to get rid of all that shit. And I don't have any of that left. It's stuck in there somewhere. If someone is having issues with sleep, we send them to see a sleep specialist, which I just did, to the proper testing. Obstructive sleep apnea, which is a common sleep disorder, affects blood pressure, heart disease, and brain health.

And it's something that's treatable. I thought my wife, you know, when I'm trying to sleep next to her, it's like sleeping next to a cappuccino machine. Can I get foam on that please? So I used to make fun of her and then she goes, you're starting to snore like five, six, maybe seven years ago. And sure enough, I really am. It's horrible. And I'm hoping that's what it is, sleep apnea, but the machine sucked that they have for it right now anyways We are in my 20 minutes

This Friday night like I haven't told you 11 times I'll be at coho's musical coho's New York and then May 15 and 16th Zanies Rosemont, Illinois And I'm serious folks. I might that might be it for this year touring. I want to write a fucking book I might that might be it for this year touring. I want to write a fucking book But they say you can't do that when you're you know obsessed with sports on TV, and you like to hang out of bars What do you mean Hemingway was a fucking drunk Honestly to God I don't know I just even this gig is a great place I know I'm going but I just I'm I feel like I'm over it not the performing part the other part I don't give a fuck anyways so yeah also if you want to support the show go to the merch page look at all the stuff we have hats hats more hats different kinds of hats sombreros which I don't think fit the

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