The Nick DiPaolo Show - RFK JR: Seal The Border | Nick Di Paolo Show #1411

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about RFK on the money, the weakest generation and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://NickDiPaoloShow.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 It's freedom, baby, yeah How are you, folks? Welcome to the show on a filthy Wednesday Got my wheels back I brought my car in because the driver's side window wouldn't go up or down or it would go down and not come up

you know you don't buy a $40,000 car that shouldn't work after a year no it's an old car actually it's 2015 I'm driving the wheels off. It's a goddamn infinity. Those things don't get broken until 100,000 miles, usually. But anyways, I brought that in, oh, I don't know, what was it, 11 light years ago? I thought it was going to be a, hey,

we'll get it back to you on Thursday. You know. They had it for like three days, and then they go, They had it for like three days and then they go, yeah, it's going to be $800. I go, no, it's not. I'm looking at fucking switches for a QX70 Infinity on Amazon. They're fucking $108. What's labor, seven? What, do you got a surgeon doing this shit? So I usually don't do that.

I don't haggle. I'm like, whatever the fuck. I'm usually about, but that was way more than I expected. No, no. Get me a fucking used one. So then I wait, like, another four days over the weekend. I don't have a car. The guy calls me on, like, Tuesday. Yeah, we got it in, but what they sent us is junk. It's broken.

Then he keeps it another fucking, what, four, five, I can't even. I mean, luckily the wife's got a, you know, a 10-speed with a bell on it. Yeah, in a basket. Put the dog in it. And, yeah, so I used her. I'm glad to have the wheel. So they call me finally, fucking A. They think I'm glad to have the wheel. So they call me finally. Fuck it, eh?

They think I'm a big celebrity down there. Fucking made in Nissan or whatever. God, kid recognizes me. Kid. Guy's like in his, that's when I get depressed. The guy's in his 40s. Been following you my whole life. What?

I go, where you from in Mass? I could pick up the, Wakefield. Wakefield is 10 minutes up the highway from where I grew up 15 minutes up route one uh and then then then uh they they try to be blood sometimes they leave a message they try to be funny now the guy told the other guys I love them and nice as fucking I gotta... I got to be honest with you. Pleasant experience invading Nissan. It took them a while. But, so I saved $200.

Breaks down to about what? $10 a day that I have my car? Dallas, I need some energy. Even if it's not funny. I ain't got it today. I'm tired.

I believe in you. Are's still reading those comments nope good fuck him exactly fuck them Dallas is going just waiting for you to say something can't all be fucking home runs anyways yeah so good to have my fucking wheels back it's embarrassing when your window won't go down and like you go to the airport and you want to park and that thing you know you pull

the ticket out of it and the thing goes up but I have to open my door like a broad who couldn't get close enough to the yeah yeah yeah I don't like that I'm very vain and shit like that I don't want to be that asshole that's pissing off anybody whether it's in the bank line or in fucking whatever.

Thought I had something else. I don't know. What is this? I started dieting on April 18th. So what's that, about five weeks ago? I can't break the fucking, and I never thought I'd be disappointed to see 210 five weeks ago. I can't break the fucking, and I never thought I'd be disappointed

to see 210 when I've been between 225 and 229 for the last five years. And I'm at 210.3. I can't break, I can't get into single digits. So I'm going to try

to go out and get AIDS. Shit melts the fat right off you. Am I right? It's like a fucking air fryer. No, it's like a George Foreman grill. The fat just drips away. All right, let's get to it. I'm tired already. Oh, the other thing. Other thing. Remember I took, I told you I took an Advil PM the other night, which is, for me, it's like fentanyl. It's beautiful. It's angel sleep. But it was still hanging around in my head yesterday when we did the show. It was a little

foggy. And I get home and I'm exhausted again. I go lay down at four o'clock, pull the shades, actually get in the bed, take my clothes off, wake up at 10 of 8. Oh, fucking fully, like a fully refreshed energy of a two-year-old, which is great because I'm supposed to go to bed in four hours. I'm up there watching American Monster, every fucking murder. I love those shows on the ID network, fucking scary people. Anyhow, RFK Jr. in the first story, making sense. Nick, why would you say that?

Well, he does. Compared to the fucking idiots we have running today, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. joined Elon Musk, David Sachs, who's some other bigwig, former Democrat lawmaker Tulsi Gabbard for a Twitter Spaces interview Monday to discuss many of the issues he reckons,

I reckon, I reckon, I reckon the farm, he reckons should be at the forefront of the political debate going into the 2024 presidential election. Kennedy, he looks a little like Costner there, Kennedy running for president as a Democrat, I'd be afraid to get shot. You've got to admit, his dad got picked off, his uncle. Got a lot of balls. Good for you, kid. Don't take no shit off nobody.

Anyways, a Democrat drew the ire of liberal media for championing so-called right-wing ideas. Here's where they are. Here's where we are politically. A Kennedy is considered like a righty now. Fucking, you guys are so far off the fucking map, it makes me ill. So-called right-wing ideas and misinformation.

During the interview, which had more than 64,000 active listeners during the live broadcast, that's only 10 more than we get here. And over 1.8 million listeners tune in since. The New York Times, of course, the stupidest paper why people, I don't know, other than to wrap fish. The New York Times in particular took issue with Kennedy's express desire to close the U.S.-Mexico border. There's the Times, right?

New York Times. They're right located in New York. Right there. And you don't know what's going on in your own neighborhoods. You may have just announced a plan to have illegals maybe crash on people's couches and residences, but you don't like his stance on sealing the border. You fucking people.

Closed the U.S.-Mexico border, suggesting that there is a link between mass shootings. This is his second. He listed things. So he wants to seal the border. Then he says there's a link between mass shootings and pharmaceutical drugs. How the fuck can you argue that? And the claim that COVID-19 was clearly a bioweapon. Sorry, three for three.

And his criticism of Democrats penchant for war. Four for four. Line drive off the fucking big monster. Turned it into a triple. I don't see any problems with any of that, do you? You are correct, sir. Correct many times um people

don't know that how the i saw a clip of lindsey graham uh with who was he with oh with his alinsky he went over there recently and he's sitting there lindsey goes best money we ever spent is he not what that that's a neocon. Just best money? Is that better than the money you spent when you had those Cub Scouts at Camp David for the weekend? Kennedy clarified that he is a constitutional absolutist. I wanted to play him saying some stuff, but his voice, again, is, he's got some condition condition I call it catheter anitis that's all I can think of I like cock hey so so anyways I find the next best thing I could to him great burly truck driver passes you and says hello honey

we love you I think that's fun. That's how he feels about sexual harassment. I like when they say, I like your tits. Kennedy sounds like Katharine Hepburn on a sit-down lawnmower going over a railroad track. I'm going to come. I think that's fun. If you want to have some fun, Google Mario Cantone doing Catherine Hepburn.

You'll shit your pants. Kennedy stressed the, he knows firsthand the impact of gun violence. No shit. But noted that the Supreme Court has made clear the meaning of the Second Amendment, which he would not impinge upon. I'm sure the Times hated that, too.

Extra to acknowledging gun culture is deeply integrated in rural communities around the nation in that taking away Americans' guns is not the right thing, in quotes Kennedy said. That further infringements on the second amendment would be rightly recognized as a part of a systematic assault on our bill of rights well put uh at a time when the constitution has been under attack in an unprecedented way he said hmm Kennedy indicated that that he sounds like a goddamn righty but that's not or he's suicidal and trying to get shot um no trump's in the way that nobody's gonna trump i'm worried about trump kennedy indicated that the real solution requires an understanding of the real problem which isn't guns after all other countries with comparable numbers of guns per

capita go without routine mass murders. In Switzerland, the last school shooting was 21 years ago. We have one every 21 hours. Thank you, Chicago. The one thing that we have that is different than anybody in the world is the amount of psychiatric drugs that our children are taking and our people are taking. He's exactly right. Kennedy minced no words on the subject of American sovereignty with particular concern on the U.S.-Mexico border. We need to seal our border, said Kennedy, in Kamala Harris's legs.

Yes, please. Yes, help us these days. Kennedy, oh, yeah. It is a key existential function for every nation in the world to be able to control immigration at its border and having millions of people or hundreds of thousands, in the case millions of people, flowing across the border is not something any nation can or should put up with.

We do these things because they're hard. I'm not. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, in the second half of the show, I'll be talking about a former intelligence officer who made a startling statement about UFOs, even startling for people who follow shit. And I'll be talking about the big golf merger

that has the sports world on its head. Anyways, back to the story. Exclusively, by the way, on Mug Club, so join now to get it at Nick DiPaolo Show. NickDiPaoloShow.com. Kennedy said that the Democrat Party was not only captive to the pharmaceutical industry,

but that it has a great interest in the business of war, underscoring that President Joe Biden is a warmonger. Report of the Times. They must have went nuts, the libs reading this shit. Remember they said Trump

was going to get us into world war, all that horse shit. He's the most peace, he's the most anti-war guy you could argue. And I don't know how many years sat in that office. I think the Democrat party became the party of war, said Kennedy. I attribute that directly to President Biden. He has always been in favor of a bellicose, pugnacious, and aggressive foreign policy. And he believes that violence is a legitimate political tool for achieving America's objectives abroad. He's right. Fucking people. Exactly right. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Kennedy was a critical, if not more so, of the war allegedly waged on the

homeland. Kennedy claimed that the CIA continued developing bioweapons in secret after the Biological Weapons Convention went into force in 1975, then took production into high gear in concert with other elements of the government after the Patriot Act was passed. That was under Bush, by the way. And that did crush a lot. A lot of stuff changed after. Well, you got the TSA now.

Okay? Is it about time we squashed that? Seriously. Ugh. I'll take my chances. Makes me angry. Anyhow. So he's speaking of young kids on drugs.

And it is. Pharmaceuticals. so he's speaking of uh young kids on drugs and uh and it is pharmaceuticals and i every time i talk about like psychologists and shrinks handing out pills and that's who a lot of them do right antidepressants i always say olivia soprano the old lady and the sopranos psychologist that's a racket for the Jews. Oh, God, God. Anyways, Generation Jerkoff is the headline. In Japan, an estimated 1.5 million people, many of them young men, now live in complete

isolation. There's me in, uh, I was in high school, cleaning my gun with a root beer. The problem, I'm trying to swallow this bubble in my chest. Jesus Christ.

The problem has grown so severe that the Japanese have, they have a term for young kids that go into isolation. It's hikamori. Hikikomori. Hikikomori. Hikikomori. I have hikikomori. Hikikomori. Hikikomori. I have hikikomori. Hikikomori and a tiger roll.

What? Sashimi. That's my idea of a Japanese joke, just naming the menu. Hikikomori, that means one who literally withdraws from society. Biden catches that every election season. Some 6,000 miles away, the United States has experienced its own form of hikikomori. During a recent interview with Chris Williamson, a British podcaster based in Austin, Texas, the poor prick, the political economist Nicholas Eberstadt discussed the fact that seven million men of prime working age

are currently without employment and not seeking jobs. You got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. Many of these men said Eberstadt spent inordinate amounts of time indoors totally withdrawn from society. They play video games, watch pornography. I'm two for two. No, I don't play. I've never played a video game. I wouldn't know how. I don't know what an Xbox is. I don't know what I, and I'm proud of it. And again, I'm 61. I shouldn't have. Pornography, different story. I see your point, Gen Z. I raise you one. They play video games, watch pornography, and tend to engage in heavy drug use.

Yeah, that's called being a jerk-off. Nobody's forcing you at gunpoint. And heavy drug according to the author of Men Without Work. Great band. There's Dallas. Who's that? That's a retarded Jerry Seinfeld.

Fucking perfect. Who are these people? Who are these people? Why do women use so many cotton balls? It's him, Odo. Work carried out by academics at Kishu University in Japan, they have a great football team, beat Nebraska, has found that a low testosterone level is one of the common metabolic signatures of hikamori and young social recluses, which is important to note because testosterone levels among young American men are plummeting and have been for years, and that was all planned, too.

plan too. You can call Alex Jones crazy and shit, but about 10 years ago, he fucking talked about this on his show. Shits in plastic bottles. After you know about how this world runs and who's really, you would doubt that for a second? Oh, the only superpower left. How do we take him down?

Bake him cookies with the fucking gonad juice. Anyways. Yeah, so the young men for years, their testosterone levels have been plummeting. I get testosterone, not because I'm 60 fucking 1. You know what I mean? I have a handlebar mustache

right below my balls. I can't explain it. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name, that's strictly for fags. Oh, I don't need people. The drop now, reportedly, the drop, meaning the testosterone drop, reportedly affects one in four men in the U.S. It's commonly assumed that testosterone fuels antisocial behavior.

Yeah, who started that? Who started that rumor, feminist whores? But this belief is not supported by science. You know, toxic masculinity. Boy, all this female movement is, like I said, it's penis envy times fucking 50,000. But this belief is not supported by science. There's no strong evidence, believe the science, to suggest that men with higher levels of testosterone are overly aggressive or violent. Well, I guess if you've never been in

the shower at a prison or at a gym where somebody's doing roids. I don't know about that one. Let's look at it. But according to science, normal people, you know, that go to work. On the contrary, testosterone has been linked to more social behavior in males, if you want to call date rape social behavior, while low testosterone levels in males are associated with social anxiety and socially submissive or avoidant behaviors, which we witness every day. Look at this kid living life at a breakneck pace. That looks like Dallas's car. What? People with social anxiety are at an increased risk of developing depression moreover according to the cleveland clinic low testosterone levels you know what they do they often mimic symptoms of depression

i didn't know they could do impressions I don't know how to make a restaurant. Watch me do an impression of a fucking depressed teen. In one study, Terberg and his colleagues identified a clear association between the administration of testosterone and increased levels of social cooperation and better moral judgment. It's all based on, basically it gives you energy, right? It's good for your body. It makes you younger. It's the closest thing to we have to rejuvenation.

The only problem, like I said, my nuts are shriveled up. And again, even my doctor goes, what do you care? Makes your dick look bigger. That's my doctor's. I'm like, where'd you get your diploma at? Fucking improv in LA? doctors. I'm like, where'd you get your diploma at? Fucking improv in LA? Low testosterone, otherwise known as hypogonadism. It's my screen name when I'm trying to pick up.

Hypogonadism, meanwhile, was associated with brain fog. Check. Poor memory. Check. Maybe I got to up the dosage. And focus, check. And overall lack of mental clarity. Fucking touchdown to Paulo. That's how I feel. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? That's me greeting Dallas when I come in. There is now considerable evidence that testosterone enhances some forms of learning and memory. In other words, you feminist whores who hate men, it's good for you. So maybe that's why a lot of learning and memory. In other words, you feminist whores who hate men, it's good for you. So maybe that's why a lot of women want to become men. Maybe why would the men still run the planet? Not me included. I'm lazy and I do comedy. Moreover, he added, there are a number of studies that have shown that low testosterone is a risk factor for Alzheimer's disease and other forms of dementia in older men.

Well, then, so what? Who gives a shit? I'm 61. Anyhow, for those of you guys on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show. And everyone else, go to nickdapaloshow.com and join to get my full show,

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