The Nick DiPaolo Show - RNC: America's NOT Racist | Nick DiPaolo Show #400

Episode Date: August 25, 2020

Kim Jong-un in coma. Biden is willing to shut the country down AGAIN. Riots in Kenosha. KFC shelving "Finger Lickin' Good" due to coronavirus. Thank you blondebrainstorm93 from Santa Fe for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! Sponsor link: https://www.expressvpn.com/nickdip FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

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And I thank you for your time and we'll see you down the road. Hello. Hello. All right. All right. All right. How are you? Welcome to the big show. I'm Mike Lindell. You know, I invented a pillow that just knocks people out if they look at it the wrong way. I used to smoke crack, shoot heroin into my cock. Now I'm a billionaire. Ha! Quick update. North Korea. Kim Jong-un reportedly in a coma as his sister takes command. Oh my God. What, what, a food coma? That fat fuck?

We thought he was gone months ago. Fucking coma. Probably napping after a fucking eight-course meal while the rest of the country starves. Fat fuck. He was sick a while ago, remember? I actually saved his life, didn't I, Raz? Look it! He's called me a racist. He's sick. Look at him!

He's calling me a racist. Look at him. Look at his belly. Don't keep dying on me! I know what you did. All right. That killed two seconds. Kim Jong-un, his sister.

What's her name? Fucking some young slit. Oh, Nick's doing the shit from the early 40s. Some young slit. It was pretty good. Former South Korean fish was claiming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is in a coma and that his young sister Kim Jong-ho, no, has taken control. Oh my goodness.

That ought to make people nervous over there. Not that they give a fuck, didn't I? I don't know what I did with this. Yeah, I don't. Oh, here's the local feed. Right from North Korea. That's his doctor. Bye bye, dickhead.

The fuck? The laugh gets cut off? Anyways, I don't know why I did this story, but... But Chang Sung Min... Is this a story about North Korea or a fucking dinner menu from the Golden Duck? Who served from South Korean President Kim Dae-jung, has said on the record that he believes Kim Jong-un is still alive, but barely. South Korean spies have found that Kim Jong-un has placed the de facto second in command, that's his sister, awaiting promotion to dictator once her older brother dies.

What the fuck? He's in a coma. Take it over. What do you give a shit? They're afraid of the fuck? He's in a coma. Take it over. What do you give a shit? They're afraid of him even when he's in a coma. Let's get right to it, huh? Brian Stelzer, who takes it in the ass, in the face at the same time, who's guzzled, I don't know, seven to eight gallons

of cum in the last two weeks. Just a fucking fag. Just a lying cocksucker. Literally a lying cocksucker. Just a fucking fag. Just a lying cocksucker. Literally a lying cocksucker. Just the most horrible person on TV. You're like, who is he? Well, you'll see when I put him up here in a second.

Anyways, he's encouraging networks to cut into the Republic National Convention. Republican National Convention. He wants them to interrupt and, you know, fact-checked. Check, excuse me. Fact-check. How funny is that? CNN fact-checking somebody. You dog-styling me?

CNN fact-checking somebody. It's like fucking Hitler. I don't know hosting a bris how was that folks anybody let's play this fat fucking goo gobbler and see what he has to say at the republican convention starting monday we can expect a grievance convention where speakers will rant and rave against the media. We know that there are going to be internet celebrities, kind of straight off Fox News, speaking at this virtual or partly in-person convention. I think we can expect, sadly, misinformation about voting. Pause. Shut your fucking cum-guzzling throat.

Just shut your fucking cum guzzling throat. We can expect misinformation. You work for the fucking biggest misinformation propaganda arm in the country, in the world. Misinformation, shit that we don't agree with. It's considered misinformation. Why won't this fat fuck die? Look, a Nikki Haley wants to bite his eyebrows. Go ahead.

He's going to put news outlets in tough positions about when to interrupt, when to fact check, and how. There's probably also going to be headlines about COVID-19 and safety concerns, since the president really wants to have a crowd. He wants to have an audience, some type of audience, when he is speaking. And we know that he will be speaking in some fashion every night. CNN now reporting he plans to speak in some form. Yes, it keeps your ratings up, you stoop. If he didn't, you'd crash because after your goddamn DNC convention, which was a virtual disaster, you better pray Trump speaks every night.

I'm beating your numbers for fuck's sake. Look, that's his face he makes when his life partner is fucking sucking the load out of his ass. Sorry, I'm a little rubbed up today. Go ahead, play the goo gobble. Every night in the 10 p.m. hour. Now, the 10 p.m. hour is when the broadcast networks carry the conventions live. Of course, CNN and MSNBC carry the 9 p.m. hour of the Democrats convention live as well. And that's going to be the plan. But there are discussions in newsrooms about how to handle what is likely to be a stream of lying. You fucking fat fag. Fuck you. How hilarious. One of the main talking heads on CNN talking about lying. This whole COVID thing's a lie by the party you side with. Fucking, it's scary, man. It is scary. Oh, that dirty cogsucker. Whole COVID thing's a fucking

sham. It's out in the open now. Now they're already trying to, you know, do a preemptive strike and say, if Trump wins, we're going to, you know, start the shit all over again because he's trying to stop mail-in ballots. They've already, that's what they do now. It's called preemptive strike. They accuse him of lying before he wins or whatever. And the stupid people out there who watch Brian Stetzer, fucking, you're useful idiots. That's all I got to say. So they had the RNC last night and there were some good speakers and now let's start with a woman who uh i think is got a bright future if

we don't if if biden doesn't win you know and turn this into a socialist shithole you're not gonna recognize that's no exaggeration you know, our girl, we showed her a couple days ago, the girl from Baltimore, the woman from Baltimore, Kim, a classic. She's a Republican. She's young. She's good looking. She's smart. And the last clip we showed, she was in Baltimore telling people how, you know, it's been run by Democrats and look what happened to it. But Kim last night, whose rebuke of Democrat leaders in big cities across America went viral last week. That's the one we showed. She had a full throated endorsement of Trump. Let's take a look. My name is Kim Klasick and I'm running for Congress in Maryland's 7th District. She's whiter than me. And like Shirley Chisholm, I'm unbought and unbossed. Let me remind you,

the Democrats have controlled this part of Baltimore City for over 50 years, and they have run this beautiful place right into the ground. Abandoned buildings, liquor stores in every corner, drug addicts, guns on the street. That's now the norm in many neighborhoods. You'd think Maryland taxpayers would be getting a whole lot since our taxes are out of control. Instead, we're paying for decades of incompetence and corruption. since our taxes are out of control. I love you. Instead, we're paying for decades of incompetence and corruption. Sadly, the same cycle of decay exists in many of America's Democrat-run cities.

Amen, sister. And yet the Democrats still assume that black people will vote for them, no matter how much they let us down and take us for granted. Preach, sister, preach! We're sick of it. We're not going to take it anymore. The days of blindly supporting the Democrats are coming to an end. Amen.

In Baltimore, we have the highest number of black Republicans in the entire country running for office this election cycle. That's a good sign. Joe Biden believes we can't think for ourselves that the color of someone's skin dictates their political views. We're not buying the lies anymore. You and your party have neglected us for far too long. We want safety in our neighborhoods. We want to make the most of the federal opportunity zone I'm standing in right now in West Baltimore. We want higher paying jobs and more business

opportunities. We want lower taxes. We want school choice. We want a chance to get ahead, not just get by. That's what President Trump promised and that's what President Trump delivered. I want Baltimore to be an example to Republicans around the country that we can compete in our inner cities if we reach out to the citizens and deliver real results. President Trump is bringing this country back roaring. He's bringing the American spirit to life for all Americans. So I'm asking you to help President Trump complete this great American comeback. All right. That's good. She got some serious choppers on it.

Somebody ought to throw her a carrot. It's a sugar cube. She's great. She's going to be huge. You know, AOC moved up the ladder quick. Pull her right into Congress. She should run on the Republican side. Throw her right in there. Put her and Nikki Haley on the ticket. Let's see them badmouth a black woman as a vice president. She's a little young.

And an Indian woman as the president. How's that for a ticket? Nick, have you lost your mind? What about white guys? I don't know. woman as the president. How's that for a ticket? Nick, have you lost your mind? What about white guys? I don't know.

They've done such a horrible job in this country for 200 years with the only superpower left. Anyways, I think she's got a bright future, unlike me. Who else spoke? Nikki Haley, who, you know, she kind of abandoned Trump. I get mixed feelings about her. You know? Remember? She kind of fucking

abandoned him when she was the ambassador of the UN or whatever. But she's, you know, a lot of people like her and this is what she had to say. In much of the Democratic Party, it's now fashionable to say that America is racist.

Hey, where are the white women at? That is a lie. America is not a racist country. Hey, where are the white women at? That is a lie. America is not a racist country. Oh, shit. This is personal for me. I am the proud daughter of Indian immigrants. Oh, my goodness. They came to America and settled in a small southern town.

My father wore a turban. Oh, no. My mother wore a sari. Oh, I'm sorry. I was a brown girl in a black and white world. Pause. You're not brown. I'm browner than you are. Look at me. Look at me. I'm brown, and my name's Nikki, too.

She said it's not a racist country, and then she goes, our parents are discriminated against. But everybody faced that. There's only one segment of the population who can't get over their oppression. Go ahead, Nikki. Spit it out. We faced discrimination and hardship. Discrimination.

But my parents never gave in to grievance and hate. My mom built a successful business. My dad taught 30 years at a historically black college. Oh, my goodness. And the people of South Carolina chose me as their first minority and first female governor. Seriously, that's unbelievable. That's unbelievable. South Carolina did that.

But you know what they also did? They assured Joe Biden of winning this nomination. You're very confused over there. She's got a future, too. Watch her. Tommy, my manager, says she's going to be the first woman president I disagree I say it's the woman who

played Mrs. Roper she's still alive and go ahead did you skip over Herschel Walker I did not that's coming up you crazy motherfucker what did I do with them it stuck to you probably right it stuck yeah it did yeah uh now here's a guy hershel walker i've been a fan of since he was the you know won the heisman at georgia

just a humble guy used to get picked on as a kid believe it it or not. This guy is, first of all, he's in his 50s now. Looks younger than I do. I went on YouTube and looked up some of his MMA fights. He jumped into that, you know, just to dally around. Of course, he knocked out the first two people he faced. Some white guy kicked him in the head. And he went, you motherfucker. You big bad bag.

I wish I was big just once but herschel walker is an impressive dude and uh here he is he knows trump personally he knows trump he's hung out with trump he knows him better than he's probably seen more trump than pelosi has go ahead he does he hurt my soul to hear the terrible names that people call Donald. The worst one is racist. I take it as a personal insult that people would think I've had a 37 year friendship with the racist. People think that don't know what they're talking about. Growing up in the deep south, I've seen racism up close.

I know what it is. Me too. And it isn't Donald Trump. I don't like guineas down here. And it isn't Donald Trump. I don't like guineas down here. And it isn't Donald Trump. You are correct, sir. He goes on to tell a story how he's taken his kids, his kids and Trump's kids to Disneyland. And then Trump called the last minute and said he wanted to go with him. And he goes, and there's Trump in his business suit on It's a Small World After All ride.

I love this guy. He's an ass kicker. Imagine fucking Heisman Trophy, NFL star, played for like four different teams. And he's got a very gay son. I also went into that. I mean, really gay. And you know what the kid does? He's into that competitive cheerleading.

And Herschel's like, I'm fine with it. He goes, first, the kid was getting called all kinds of names because his father's Herschel Walker. And he goes, yeah, those idiots may be angry, but then I realized they're just immature. The guy's got a great outlook on life. We could all take a few lessons from him. And he looks like he's 28. Guy shredded. I pulled up a clip of Rogan. Look at it. You know, him fighting him. He goes, this guy was just a fucking freak.

He goes, he had a picture of him all shredded. He goes, look at this guy. He's 48. Who looks like that? And he's known for it. He used to do 3,500 push-ups a day and three thousand a day every day. He don't he doesn't lift weights. I remember reading they brought him into the weight room. He had never benched before. They put on three fifty. He was playing with it.

I'm telling you, Raz, your people are scary strong. Donald Trump, also the president, he he's gonna show his face every night again to keep cnn's ratings up um so he he had a little bit to say uh last night here is the president of the united states if you want to really drive him crazy you say 12 more years president dropped it on the pandemic pared down rn in Charlotte, where he resurrected his baseless conspiracy. Where he resurrected his baseless conspiracy theory. This is CNN. This is called journalism. Instead of just reporting it, letting the people decide who's watching his baseless.

They they fucking editorialize. How you people how they're still on the fucking oh i know why because trump's the president go ahead the democrats are using mail-in voting to steal the election the only way they can take this election away from us is if this is a rigged election don't let them take it away from you don't let them take it away from you. Don't let them take it away. I am your voice. Now, why would you not believe that he's telling the truth there after even seeing what they've done to Trump since he got into office with the fucking Russiagate, which was total horseshit, with the impeachment, the Kavanaugh, everything.

Why would you believe he's lying? That's what I'm going to ask you. All the evidence says the Dems are going to try to steal this too. Of course they are. They're already doing a preemptive strike. Why do you think the Dems just want complete mail-in? Oh, the COVID. When you go to vote, you might get COVID.

They need this. They're going to keep this COVID thing in the air until the election. They want an all mail-in fucking thing because you can, it's susceptible to fraud. That's been proven over and over again. Okay, Mr. Stelzer and fucking Don Lemon, Wolf Blitzer. Here's a creepy guy, Blitzer. He hasn't aged in 100 years. He was on CNN when I was 11.

He still got that shitty gray. What, did he come out of the pussy with a gray beard? Dink weed, kraut. Joe Biden, he had something to say a couple days ago. Go ahead, vote for Biden so you can have the have the government just toil in your everyday life.

He's already he's already got plans to, you know, this is what he's going to do to to handle the COVID situation. to handle the COVID situation. Sworn in come January, and we have coronavirus and the flu combining, which many scientists have said is a real possibility. Would you be prepared to shut this country down again? I don't know. I would be prepared to do whatever it takes to save lives.

What a bland, stupid answer. I would do whatever it takes to save lives. As opposed to Trump. He's just letting people die left and right. What a dumb answer to begin. Go ahead. We cannot get the country moving until we control the virus. Buzz. You hear that?

We can't get the country moving until we control the virus. That's why they're dragging their heels on a vaccine. They want the country to fold. And then they can build it up the way they want with their socialist on a vaccine. They want the country to fold and then they can build it up the way they want with a socialist horseshit agenda. We have to control the virus first before we can get the country going again. There's some scientists saying the coronavirus is going to be with us forever. So what do you say to that cheese dick? Go ahead. That is the fundamental flaw of this administration's thinking to begin with.

In order to keep the country running and moving and the economy growing and people employed, you have to fix the virus. You have to deal with the virus. So if the scientists say shut it down, I would shut it down. I would listen to the scientists. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name name that's strictly for fags he really thinks he can keep the the country shut down until we figure the virus out i would listen to the scientists well that's what trump did what's fauci a soccer player look where it got us dummy i would shut the country down it's we've already done damage to this country, permanent damage. But he'd shut it down some more. No, here's what we got to do.

We got to open it all up. And you people who are susceptible, you know, in your late 70s with type 11 diabetes, stay in the fucking house. Quarantine the sick people. Let the rest of us go about our day and bring the economy back. They need this. They need COVID. Here's my boy Trump again, busting ball. He likes to troll the Dems and this is why he's my favorite ever. And don't ever stop tweeting.

To you all, hope you had a great weekend at your convention. Look at this kid, Urkel, giving us a good fucking... That was Trump saying to the press court, the White House, predominantly Democrat, liberal, you know, I hope you enjoyed your convention, meaning the DNC. Stuck it right up their dirty holes. God bless this guy. Hope you enjoyed your convention.

I bet you they were squirming in their seats and adjusting their faggy face masks. Oh, I got to love them. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, you crooked motherfuckers. They're the dishonest people. I see them back there. It was the perfect phone call.

One of my best bits, and I have to get rid of it. bits and I have to get rid of it. Anyways, as you know, Wisconsin, Kenosha, Wisconsin, all hell broke loose when a cop shot a, well, I call it, I'll say it again. It's called a suicide by cop. A couple of cops had a black guy. He walks to his car, opens the door, the black guy, and reaches in for something. So he was shot in the back. Turns out, Raz, what did you say? You read the last update. He had a knife. What did he have? I couldn't find it 100%, but he might have had a knife on him, so I can't really say it. So you made

that up? Where'd you get it from, fucking? From Reddit? Where'd you get it from? His family? Yeah, his dad writes a blog. He said he just had a couple crayons and a bag of marshmallows. Do you understand if any white person, Asian, Indian, Puerto Rican, did what he did, you'd get shot the same way? Do you understand that?

But no, it's another excuse for the mindless fucking black racist and white racist, in other words, Antifa anarchist, to fucking burn down another nice town kenosha a wisconsin officer apparently was knocked out by a brick as an angry mob cheered fuck the police the other night uh that went, that video, the footage shows a handful of cops trying to help a Kenosha police vehicle leaving the area as it is mobbed by dozens of people Sunday night during riots. As one officer walks away from where a Molotov cocktail appears to have been thrown, he suddenly collapses forward onto his face as seen in the video. He get hit with a fucking brick. Here it is.

Watch. You hear that? Some kid goes, he got bricked. There's a name for it now. He got bricked. Cop. I don't know what's going on. I don't understand. I think Trump did send in the feds.

I don't know what they're waiting for. I guess you can't override mayors and governors of states if you're the president. Send in the fucking National Guard. Those guys are itching to shoot somebody. This is happening to cops. It's fucking unbelievable. We showed a clip a couple weeks ago. New York cop off duty gets beat up by, he comes out of a store and a young black kid

hits him with like a can of Coke. So he goes after them, black kid tackles him and the cop bangs his head and he's almost unconscious and the black kid's punching his face. People cheering. But it'll get better under Biden and Harris. Shouts of Officer Don are heard on the police scanner as his colleagues rush over, try to drag him to safety. It was not clear if the knocked out officer was from Kenosha Police, another law enforcement agency brought in to help with Sunday's riots. It was also not immediately clear how seriously. Well, who cares? He could hit with a brick.

He got knocked out. Who cares? The violence erupted after protesters first gathered at a scene where Blake was shot several times in the back by a police officer as he tried to get into his car with his kids. What? What? Unbelievable. The reporting, the journalism in this country is just fucking disgusting. So my teeth.

I only have to copy. Jesus. Wisconsin Governor Tony I Swallow to copy. Jesus. Wisconsin Governor Tony I Swallow Jizz Evers on Sunday condemned the arrest in which Blake was shot in the back multiple times.

That's what he did. And I'll tell you another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell. Yeah, you are. Governor. Governor fucking spineless white man. Imagine not taking the cops. All I know is there's been a few black Wisconsinites shot by the cops. They're spurring it on, folks.

The left, the far left, their socialist agenda is being laid out. They're stepping on the gas right now. And nobody's pushing back. But once there is pushback, look out. Ugly. BLM is a, again, I don't know if Trump has done this formally, why don't you label them a terrorist, domestic

terrorist group? That way anything they do. Do you know there are drones, right? The cops have drones and the FBI following some of these scumbags. So don't think they're getting away with it totally, but they really think they're going to win, which is hilarious. Sound like Michael and the Godfather with the abortion scene. you're not going to take my kids don't you know

that I will use all my power to never let that happen that's what Trump should be saying against BLM and fucking Antifa you're not going to take this country don't you know I'll use all my power you will not take my children

it was a son Michael and I had it killed cause all this Sicilian shit has to stop fuck you you dirty whore he cracked her in the face for real. I mean, she didn't know that was coming. That was tremendous. Plus, they were dating at the time, I guess.

So maybe they were having a fight. He's like, ooh, good time to fucking unload. It's right in the script. Anyways, Black Lives Matter, as you know, has some of the most intelligent people in the united states involved in it and running it they are some of the most brilliant people you'll ever see in your life um this was in chicago a black lives matter representative at a chicago rally has warned that the radical group's demands will be met. Now look at this beautiful piece of ass, and she's very bright.

I feel like I've been saying this too much. We're not asking you anything. We're telling you what's about to happen with your permission or not. Okay, let's play it again without the sound, can we? This is what I've heard. What folks says about this family, I does. again without the sound, can we? This is what I've heard. Let's do that again. Let's do that again.

That was fun. What folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady, but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. Johnson. Her tongue is green because she just had three cans of lime soda walking stereotype with green leopard skin. What an ignorant. Did you hear what she said? We're telling you what will happen. The ominous threat was issued by, that's Taylor Norwood, who noted that there would be severe repercussions for those of you who refuse to comply with the demands of the organization.

Oh, my God. Is she fucking serious? Hey, where are the white women at? During the press conference, Norwood repeatedly slammed Chicago's Democrat Mayor Lori Lightfoot for not protecting the black women at uh during the press conference noah repeatedly slammed chicago's democrat mayor laurie lightfoot for not protecting the black women in this city what the city's being burned and downtown the breaking windows rioting every night but she's still she's not happy she's not happy she thinks la thinks Lori Lightfoot is doing a good job, you know, as far as protecting the city. I've never seen more fucking misled people in my frigging life.

She also complained that Lightfoot was robbing Black Lives Matter activists of their right to vote. What the hell does that even even what is she talking about uh this is our city our city and we're taking that shit back said the ignorant lady you can listen to us or you can get ran over you can get ran over not run over you can get ran over can't even conjugate a verb and that's all i have to say she said you fat nasty black bitch can you imagine she's upset that laurie lightfoot the mayor isn't giving BLM enough leeway. What the fuck? What a wet dream.

And wait till there's some pushback. Oh, please, Trump, get reelected. We will have a civil war. Yes, Razmataz. A Patreon question. A Patreon question. It comes from BlondeBrainstorm93, Santa Fe. Blonde Brainstorm., Santa Fe. Blonde Brainstorm.

First, the ass kissing. I have not regretted for one moment supporting you via Patreon. Tech overlords are incrementally silencing those they deem unworthy. If voices like yours are not supported, they will be lost. That is so right on the money, Blonde Brainstorm. Question, what will it take for prominent leaders in the black community to step forward and criticize the hero worship of criminals who have met bad ends due to poor choices well there's a few trying to do it right a couple um tim scott i think you could say um that's it i can't think of anything else. But you're right. They never come out.

They, well, there's, you know, it's not the prominent, you say prominent leaders in a black community. There's some brilliant people, black guys that write books, Thomas Sowell, guys like that, that would agree with you 100%. Say that they glorify the thug life.

And it's what I've been saying. Nobody talks about addressing the problem in black culture. They're making George Floyd out to be a martyr. Wasn't a very nice guy. Same with the guy that got shot yesterday. Same with Rasheed. They all had records and shit. Now they're martyrs.

They want to put statues up. Remember they're martyrs they want to put statues up remember they're going to tour with George Floyd hologram so she makes a great point and you don't see many black politicians stepping up and denouncing that shit so I don't know what it's going to take

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Kind of a curmudgeon, which I love about him. Walpole, Massachusetts. You know, he's kind of like a mass hole, like to me. And he was a rough guy in his day. But anyways, he does color commentary for a long time. Mike Milbury's latest controversial comment draws rebuke from NHL, but no suspension from NBC, which I think is a great thing, don't you? No suspension.

But he took himself out, I guess. And here's the article with its left-wing slant and all. Mike Milbury's sexist comments during the broadcast of thursday night's dallas stars calgary flames playoff games earned nbc's nhl analyst a rebuke but not a suspension play-by-play broadcaster john forsland was putting a positive spin on life inside the nhl's two postseason bubbles during the game telecast, and he said this. If you think about it, it's a terrific environment with regard to if you enjoy playing, enjoy being with your teammates for long periods of time, it's a perfect place.

Milbury, who has a history with shoes, that means if you guys have seen the footage back in the 80s, the Rangers had a brawl with the Bruins at Madison Square Garden. Milbury, a bunch of Bruins climbed up into the stands, and he pulled a guy's shoe off instead of beating him with it. That's why I love this guy. So he chimes in. He says, not even any women here to disrupt your concentration.

Oh, did that piss off the whores? My vagina's angry. Oh, I bet it is. It is. It is. It's pissed off. You know what he meant? He didn't even mean it, you know, again, only today in 2020 in America, would that be worth national news?

It's almost a compliment to women, saying that only women could take your concentration away from what you love most, your hockey, what you do for a living. It wasn't meant to, you know, fucking the yapping. I don't think he meant it like that. But these are the times we live in. The NHL issued a statement. The National Hockey League condemns the insensitive and insulting comment

that Mike Milbury made during last night's broadcast. We have communicated our feelings to nbc the comment did not reflect the nhl's values and commitment to making our game more inclusive and welcome to all you need to shut the fuck up more inclusive well they won't be happy until there's Dominican chicks on the front line of the Montreal Canadiens and a little fat Asian girl playing goalie for the fucking Capitals. It's a white man's sport. Leave it the fuck alone. It's fun to watch a sport where there's only six black guys. Now you know how we feel when we watch the NBA. Fucking stick your quotas up your twat. It was not my intention to disrespect anyone, Milbury said in a statement. I was trying to

be irreverent and took it a step too far. It was a regrettable mistake that I take seriously. The former Boston Bruin defenseman and coach has a history of controversial statements. He drew ire locally for essentially calling tuka rask a quitter when the boston goalie opted out of the remainder of the playoffs which i concur 100 got one of the best goalies in the league although i think he's uh he is not a money goal he's great there in regular season i'd get rid of him tomorrow, personally, as good as he is, especially since he opted out. Now, we don't know the story behind that.

Could be his wife is having problems. You know, they don't see their families now. They're in that bubble for whatever. But anyways, get rid of him. In 2011, he called Vancouver Canucks Daniel and Henry Sedin, Thelma and Louise. Throw your son looks like a bad guy to me. And he said, this wasn't in the article,

you know how they're playing with no fans now? He actually said a few weeks ago. It's like being at a woman's college hockey game. Ladies, get over your pussies. Get over yourselves. I'm not talking about most women. I'm talking about, you know, the feminists, the radical feminists who just hate men and realize that,

you know, we can knock you out anytime you want. It really gets under your fucking wrinkle, the fat skin. want. It really gets under your fucking wrinkle the fat skin. Can you imagine this is a national story because he said that? Unbelievable.

In a perfect world, he could have come out and said, yeah, I meant it. Okay, we're going to fine you $40. And then you're on with it. Help us. On to more sports news. The NFL had 77 positive COVID-19 tests from 11 teams re-examined by a New Jersey lab after false positives. And all those tests came back negative to prove to you that this is a sham. What the hell's going on out here? They don't want us to unite behind anything. Keep the fucking population separated, quarantined.

Nothing to unite. And it's not a conspiracy. It's all a scam. The league asked the New Jersey lab lab bio reference to investigate the results and those 77 tests are being retested once more to make sure they were false positives among teams reporting false positives the minnesota vikings said they had 12 the jets had 10 and the bears 9 the jets canceled a walkthrough saturday night but had a full practice Sunday morning after the previously positive test came back negative. The Bears moved their practice schedule for Sunday morning to the afternoon.

The Detroit Lions had a play with a false positive test from the same lab in New Jersey. Who's running it? Bouchie? And he was held out for practice Sunday, a league source told the AP. The person spoke on a condition of anonymity because the league and team were not disclosing test results. This Pittsburgh Steelers said they had six false positives, and those players will be back at practice yesterday. The Philadelphia Eagles held out four players from working out on Sunday. The Cleveland Browns initially canceled practice, but after realizing they have sucked for 100 years

just said, we're quitting. No. Initially canceled practice, but after retesting turned up negative tests, they decided to have their workout. But it's not a scam. There are five labs nationwide that service the 32 NFL teams, with only

the New Jersey facility having the false positive this weekend. Well, of course. Are you saying he knows nothing about this? I don't know anything. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. I know what happened. All right, this committee is now adjourned.

Fucking Pelosi's fingerprints are all over those microscopes at the bioreference lab in Jersey. Nice blue state. a bio-reference lab in Jersey. Nice blue state. Anyone testing positive for COVID-19, even a false positive upon retest, is required to have two more negative tests before being cleared to return. Jesus Christ.

The NFL, I feel so embarrassed. I just feel embarrassed. This is all bullshit. I fucking, yes, it kills old people. It's like a bad flu. You really think it's going to hurt these guys in the NFL? 23 years old, bench pressing 400 pounds 40 times. They got so many steroids in them, it's going to kill anything that enters their body. Oh, God. The NFL uses bio-reference for all of its covet 19 testing though tests are handled by

labs throughout the nation to ensure teams get quick results hopefully within 24 hours heading into this weekend there had been four confirmed positive tests for players who are at training camps so the nfl is kind of you know they don't know what to do here uh general manager the bills mr bean stressed the need for transparency throughout the Bills organization, said some players were on a conference call with the NFL's chief medical officer, Andrew Fauci. No, Dr. Alan Sills. He said, we had an open dialogue with our players. He explained, we even had some of our leadership crew of players on with Dr. Sills this morning,

just hearing directly with him, who's aware of all these tests that have gone a little bit haywire here in the northeast. Of course it happens in the northeast. The Browns said initial results from the lab indicated multiple presumptive positive cases that included coaches, players, and staff. The team did not disclose the number of positive tests and had resumed the scheduled practice about four hours after calling it off. We've concluded our retesting of each initial presumptive positive result from yesterday among players, coaches and staff. And we feel comfortable. All have come back as negative, which is consistent with irregularities across the league from multiple teams. consistent with irregularities across the league from multiple teams.

If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? It's weird, isn't it? That many positive results. So how many people out there got positive results and didn't double check? That's my question. It's all a scam, folks. Big scammerini. The far left is putting that push on.

Communist China started this shit. Pelosi's probably blowing fucking President Jing Chang. What's his name? Let's just call him President Duck Sauce. China virus. Trump keeps saying it. Oh, I love it. I watched a couple episodes of All in the Family.

Oh, my God. You can find them right on YouTube. I'm fucking belly laughing. Just belly laughing. Mike's to Archie. He goes, they're called Chicano Americans, Arch. Chicano Americans, whatever. Why can't we, you know, back in the day, we all, we're all Americans. After that, if a spicker or jig wanted to call himself whatever, it's none of my business. On national TV. And don't tell me black, white, Hispanic people wouldn't love that show right now in its original form.

I was crying. And you know what's funny about it? A lot of Archie's theories hold up. Meatheads go right in the toilet. Speaking of meat, KFC, we know fucking Raz is a big fan let me tell you about KFC it was great once but I went there about a month ago I hadn't had it in 10 years

and it was as greasy as my hair in high school at the prom fucking dog shit I ate like two breasts and I had to run to the toilet it was like an oil slick looked like the Valdez tipped over in my bowl but get this folks if this isn't the fucking world

gone mad as far as political correctness KFC is cleaning up its act and dropping the iconic finger licking good slogan as the coronavirus health crisis continues. Have we have we? I'm nervous. I'm nervous about this. People say the apocalypse is coming. Let's hope so. It wouldn't be a bad thing at this point. Can't lick your fingers after you eat KFC? What am I supposed to do? Wipe it on my wife's blouse

like I used to? She had a delicious meal. The chicken-centric chain announced the news on Monday, confirming that the 64-year-old motto will be temporarily suspended from advertising materials in select countries effective immediately, not in this country. A spokesman for KFC told Fox Business that the ad campaign was running in the United Kingdom,

which is the dumbest nation on the face of the earth. It's where a lot of political correctness starts. Canada, another socialist country. The Netherlands, Middle East, North Africa, South Africa, and parts of Asia. They're going to blur out the slogan because those countries, you know, they lick their fingers after you eat chicken, you're going to die of COVID. Although you think about it, people with diabetes and their big fucking chicken fans, you know what I'm saying, could kill them. The campaign was not featured in the

U.S. For example, get out of the way. For example, KFC in the U.K. and Ireland will reportedly be blurring out the words finger licking on some of its marketing materials, as opposed to removing said marketing materials altogether. We find ourselves in a unique situation, having an iconic slogan that doesn't quite fit in the current environment. Who said that? This dumb broad, Catherine Tan Gillespie, KFC's global chief marketing officer. Tan Gillespie, KFC's global chief marketing officer. While we are pausing the use of its finger-licking good, rest assured the food craved by so many people around the world isn't changing one bit.

Well, thank God for that. It's a stupid, stupid, stupid. The news release from KFC further reassured fans that the slogan will return when the time is right. When's that one? Joe Biden comes up with a fucking cure. Listen to this, Raz. The website for KFC in the UK and Ireland also directs customers to a message telling them to ignore the catchphrase. Do you understand?

These are the elitists that want to run your life and they just think you're ignorant. Has anybody get COVID from licking their fingers after eating anything? Except the hundred-year-old Chinese woman's pussy. Anybody? Anybody? except the 100-year-old Chinese woman's pussy. Anybody? You know that thing you do with your tongue after finishing a delicious piece of chicken?

Please ignore it for now. This is what it says on the website. We get it. It's not going to be easy. There's a reason it's been our slogan for over half a century. Yeah, you fucking soak your chicken in grease for three and a half hours. So eat the wings, drink the gravy, fill up on fries, clog your heart, die of a heart attack, not COVID.

We'll feel much better. And watch this space. The slogan will be back just when the time is right. You know what? Fuck you, mother! Oh, hey. What an angry show, huh? Reminds me of Joy Behar on the rag.

Finally, tonight, I meet the press. Didn't get to this one yesterday. Raz found this one. This made me laugh so goddamn hard. You got to admit, most of the viral videos are white people getting fucking knocked out by black people and whatnot. And, well, hey, fucking shoes on the other foot on this one this fuck i want you to listen to the sound when this lady gets bopped over the head i swear to god i thought i was watching the three stooges i swear to god um uh where was this res?

They were all speaking Spanish in the, in the clip, but I don't know. Some city in this country where once again, the races are getting along beautifully. But once again, when we cut into this clip, we don't know what the black girl did to piss off the white fella with a two by four. Roll the tape. Let's what you did. You're a damn terrorist. Let's do that again. Please, listen to the sound again. If this is not a home run of Barry Barnes' bat, here she comes.

La, la, la, la, la. Oh, she's mad at the white fella. Get away. It is high. It is far. It is good. it is far, it is gone. Did you hear that? She's fine.

What's that black thing? Was that something she was holding? Oh, a weapon maybe. Probably a fucking samurai. Again, Raz, I can't get enough of this one. It's like watching porn. It's so beautiful. Get away from me, why you, I oughta.

Look out. Nobody going near that guy either. Oh! Nobody going near that guy either. I don't know where it is. Look at the mailbox, the graffiti. You know, obviously a white neighborhood. I don't even know what country.

But that's pretty funny. I'm sure she was fine. Raz looked her up. Where'd you find that, Raz, on MLB? Did you hear that? Sounded like my dad when he used to crack me one. That is it, folks.

Hell of a show today. Watch the... What's that? On Autobahn Ave in New York, New York. Autobahn Ave? That happened on Autobahn Ave in New York, New York. Autobahn Ave, and that happened on Autobahn Ave in New York, New York. That's got to be probably Washington Heights or somewhere up there. I'm guessing from all the, you know, it's definitely above 170th Street. I guarantee you, he's the only white guy on the block.

Who was the president said, walk quietly and carry a big stick. Bing, bing, bing. That's it, folks. Thank you for joining us again. Oh, I want to mention we didn't read the donations from yesterday because Tommy was out of the office or whatever. He's the one who counts them up. But we will do both of them. We'll do yesterday's and today's tomorrow

if you're wondering why your name wasn't mentioned. All right? That's it. You guys think it, I will say it. You're very welcome. See you back here tomorrow. Have a good day. guitar solo guitar solo We'll see you next time.