The Nick DiPaolo Show - Rob Reiner, Wife Slaughtered | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1828

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

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Oh, boy. What a Christmas she's going to have. I asked for that last year. Didn't get it. He was out of town. I mean, he meaning Santa. Big fag, you know there, right? Welcome, folks. That's about all the humor you're going to get out of this show. Apparently, this was the darkest weekend in the history of the planet. What the? I'm trying to do a light show here.

Remember I said about a week ago? But these stories, you can't ignore them. I mean, what in God's name? Oh, hell. broke loose. First of all, welcome to the live lineup. You get my show, Lauder, with Crowder, all these other great shows for free. If you want to watch it all ad free, sign up for Rumble premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about, obviously, Rob Reiner and the horrible murder, you've heard about obviously by now. You've got Jews being

slaughtered in Australia, a mass shooting at Brown University. I try to lighten it up with a, you know, a fat girl, dash delivery girl spraying shit on somebody's food. I thought that was light and funny. And all that stuff. I mean, what in God's name? Did you guys catch me at Crotto? Was that last week? I can't even fire.

I can't. He's a good security up the ass, too, man. What a world. What a world. Real quick. Dallas gave me a couple hot off the press. Again, just what I'm talking about, staying in theme with dark things happening. FBI stops planned New Year's Eve, L.A. terror attack by pro-Palestinian cell.

See, they're here, folks. people are going, oh, there could be a war coming down the line. No, no, it's already happening. Ask the Jews. FBI, God, I forgot. I have $800 glasses. I've worn twice. That's how fucking vain I am.

What do I care what I look like? I'm 106. The FBI arrested five members of a far-left pro-Palestinian extremist group on Friday in connection with the alleged. plot to carry out coordinated bombings in and around LA on New Year's Eve. The credible imminent terrorist threat to five unidenti-and-and-a-and-and-a-and-and-by-way, I wonder if any of these guys came in under the Biden administration, because there was a couple hundred of them running around that we,

they admitted they had no idea where they were. So again, congratulations for voting that way, not you guys. The credible imminent terrorist threat to five unidentified companies, logistics centers in LA came from radical members of an offshoot of the Turtle Island Liberation Front, TILF. Turtles I'd like to fuck. FBI director Cash Patel and other law enforcement revealed that today. Four of the suspects were called in Lucerne Valley in the Mojave Desert, where they were

captured on video attempting to detonate, improvise explosive device, you know, a little dry run-through. LA's first assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Saly told reporters at a news conference. We intend to file additional charges in the coming weeks as we finish reviewing the evidence. The defendants are all radical anti-government members of the Turtle Island Liberation Front, which according to their own social media, is an anti-capitalist, anti-gun movement that calls for their associates. to rise up and fight back against capitalism. I notice in that description, you didn't say Palestinian again, like the guy who wrote the article did.

Do you see what I'm talking about? They're still tiptoeing. Do you know tolerance is the best weapon of the people who hate this country? Our tolerance. Search warrants were executed nationwide in connection with a domestic terror probe via a complex and coordinated efforts singling out

accused terrorist properties, bu, ba, ba, ba, bing, whatever. Okay? How many of them, you know, you're not going to catch them all, as they say. They only have to be right once. The FBI has to be right every time. And you think that's enough, maybe,

to keep pro-Palestinian kids on campuses, the fuck off the campuses and all that other shit? Why don't you go visit Soros? And you know what I mean by visit? Not that he loves it, Whether he's involved or not. Cogsucker. This is a little lighter.

And I'm kidding when I say that. This is local. You guys follow me online on my platform, Instagram, I've actually put up little videos and pictures of Forsyth Park

where I like to walk, jog, people, I don't jog, my knees are falling. I'm like fucking fine powder at this point. But it's the most popular park. There's a beautiful fountain there that people come from, all over the country to see. It's historic. It's gorgeous. It's everything Central Park wants to be without the violence and the fucking until this weekend, apparently. Savannah woman left

with a third degree burns after chemical attack. And it's so funny because I read in the paper this weekend they were talking about some chemical. It wasn't this. But it was in London. And the guy being interviewed said, this shit goes on in London all the time, which it's usually, it's usually Muslims, extremists, throwing acid on whoever. This is Savannah, about two and a half miles from where I live. And Dallas lives even closer. The article describes a chemical attack

on a woman near Forsyth in Savannah, Georgia. The victim, Ashley Wazlowski, suffered third-degree burns and is recovering in a burn center. Police are investigating the incident have released a surveillance image of a person they are trying to identify. Fuck, I didn't give you there.

Anyways, black dude. Black dude, black hoodie. On the hoodie, though, it looks like, I don't know if it's Bugs Bunny or it looks like a donkey. Something with big ears. A cartoon like this big. So he better burn that. I'm sure he's seen himself in the paper or whatever.

Unbelievable. Life-threatening, life-altering injuries. I mean, they show a picture. of her in the hospital bed. And I just saw her face at first all just, you know, and then I noticed her head. I didn't even notice the side of her hair all burnt off and

wrapped up like, I mean, third degree fucking burns. Unreal. On Thursday, not the police, Savannah police released a photo of the person urgently trying to identify. The image capsed on surveillance video shows someone in a dark Cody walking

the area of the head. Someone in a dark hoodie. Not a black guy, not an African-American Gen. They can't even say it. Do you understand? That's why we are where we are. We can't even say it. But people figure it out when they don't say it. That's not the fucking point. Because if he was white, they'd fucking say it with pride. Unbelievable. Guy crept up behind her at 8 p.m. on Wednesday night and poured an unknown chemical on her. Her friend, Connor Malam, said the call she received that night is something she'll never forget. I've never heard anyone sound like that. It was horrific.

The violence has shaken many who frequent Forsyth Park. Another park, oh, echoed the fear, calling you attack crazy. Well, thanks, detective. Even her keys. Her clothes were burnt. even her keys, they said, appeared damage by the corrosive liquid. Waluski's husband, ex-husband, said the attack feels targeted. It's just short of a hate crime.

And I would say to him, what's short about it? How's it short of a hate crime? A black person threw acid on a beautiful white woman. And she is. She was beautiful. Let's hope they can repair her. How's that short of a hate? Well, you don't know the intent.

Exactly. That's why hate crimes are stupid. You just go, somebody through accident, somebody, that must be hateful. That's how simple is. We don't need the fucking mind police. They say, the doctor says, she'll need skin grafts as she continues to recover.

And of course, her friend says she was kind, generous person, someone who hands out care bags to the homeless. And that's her, no good deed, as they say. It's somebody who went out of their way to create this concoction, walk around town with it and pour it on somebody. No arrests have been made in the investigation. Well, Savannah's not Detroit or New York, so get on it.

Somebody in a hoodie. Think about that. Think about if you're listening to the radio and you didn't see the picture of the guy. They did that in New York all the time. Somebody gets stabbed on the subway by a guy wearing Air Jordans and a Mets hat, did say. Oh They go

Colin Quinn had a great bit about that One of his one man shows too He was wearing black sneakers Blue jeans A gray hoodie with a red baseball cap Yeah but what was his race? Oh we don't do color here Brilliant as usual

Anyways those are the light stories You believe this shit folks I mean I'm trying to Look at a tree over there Muslim will probably break it and steal it I'm kidding Muslims by the way I know plenty I lived in Queens

And I do. I'm not just being politically correct here. I lived in Queens, New York. There was one street, Steinbeck Street. I think I was like being in fucking downtown Islamabad. Whatever the fuck. And I used to go into a corner store

and the guy had the fucking Muslim. He had the shit on. Couldn't have been nicer. I told you his, I told him some of this. He actually, I saw him welling up when some Jews got attacked at a church in New York at a synagogue or whatever. So I know, but I also.

have this side of me that's like I don't give a fuck I'm people who are sick at giving the benefit of the doubt and I know there's a lot of people who have my politics who don't like Jews but as long of this shit keeps happening I'm gonna keep defending them yeah but they they they blew apart the Gaza Strip yeah yeah they just did that you know nothing set that off like a fucking attack on October whatever it was 11th I can't even remember now they're all blending in anyways real light show let's talk about fake tits. Who likes them?

Dallas has like fucking combination of COVID AIDS and yellow fever, whooping cough, flu. So, anyhow, what do I do this weekend? Hey, did I show you my

fake teeth? Look at that. You can't even tell. See these two? She popped those fuck. I think I talked about her popping them out. Did I? When did I have this done? My fucking brain two Edville p.m. last night. Again, I wait till two in the morning to take them, which is what you don't want to do.

They tell you, take them if you have like the next day to do nothing. That's why I get up. I'm all wobbly and shit. And it's a fact of my memory. You're not supposed to take the shit. They go more than, you know, don't take it for more than two weeks. I'm on year two. Anyways, who are you?

Oh, Dallas. Who are you? All right, let's go. Let's move on. Bye-bye Meathead. And no, I'm not going to sit here. like somebody on the left would as as they do, like when Charlie Kirk was assassinated,

and they had parades and fucking parties. And we don't do that here. Of course, I hated Rob Raina's politics. And, I mean, he was very, I mean, his politics were radical, you know? And anyways, legendary director, Rob Reiner, and his longtime wife have been found stabbed to death. And their throat slipped, by the way.

And they're Brentwood home. Let me point out Brentwood's about 95% white folks. I'm just saying typical lib on that front. Like Carl Reiner, all the rich big Hollywood mogul that always live in Brentwood. All the big libs who say you and I are racist always lived in Brentwood. You know, basically a rich, gated community. Found stabbed to death in their home. This shocked the shit out of me.

I thought my wife was kidding me, and she read it. And investigators are eyeing the couple's troubled adult son as a person of interest, according to law enforcement sources. Officers were called to the home Sunday afternoon, where they discovered a man and woman would stab wounds, according to the sources. He's 78, she's like 68. Post sources confirm the body's discovered where they're a longtime couple who married in 1989, the couple's 32-year-old son and screenwriter, Nick Ryan,

is a person of interest in the deadly. He's now in custody, by the way. I can update this. A knife is believed to have been used in the attack. Yeah, well. Generally, what happens would you stab? Yeah, when you see stab wounds in somebody's throat slit,

it's usually not a fucking spork. Thanks. You see what I'm saying? Nick has been, and if you can say, well, they have to be careful, legal things. Okay, then we're too legal. We're two litigious. Nick has been open about his issue.

who's battling drug addiction and homelessness in the past. He said, I was homeless in Maine, I was homeless in New Jersey, I was homeless in Texas, I spent nights on the street, I spent weeks on the street, it was not funny, told people in an interview in 2016, Rob Reiner's assistant offers assistance after legendary director is killed. In a shambolic press conference outside the Reiner home, LAPD detective chief Alan Hamilton, she had the department, was still in the process of obtaining. a search warrant for the property, six hours after 911 was called to fully, you know how things work in L.A., right? Ryan's home was decked out in holiday decor. It's in a posh, high-end

Brentwood neighborhood with homes protected by large hedges and gates. Did you hear that? Again, the guy who says you're racist. Again, I'm not pissing on his grave. This is, this is ridiculous. This is horrible, but I'm just saying. The Ryan of property is less than two miles from when Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered. Hmm, L.A.'s kind of fucked up. Yeah, but Nick, it happens everywhere. I know, but these people are fucking... Ryan of 78, best known for directing a slew of classic 80s and 90 hit films. Okay, including when Harry met Sally. I'm not going to say it, but I'm surprised it wasn't somebody who saw that movie that killed him. Don't forget, we need those. The Princess Bride, which I hear nothing but good things about.

I just have never seen it. I don't know why. This is Spinal Tap, another one that, I don't know, everybody loves. A few good men, which I absolutely see. You can't handle the truth. He first rose to fame, and this is what I remember him, folks, because I'm 63. All in the family, still the best sitcom in the history of the world. Black people will tell you that.

It's just the shit that we crave for, the, you know, politically incorrect, white guy. saying the shit. They made Archie to be a little bit of a dummy sometimes, but they also, you know, they also let him say his piece. And he first rose to fame for his role as Mike Meathead Stivick on all the family, which landed him two Emmy Awards.

Even back then, even back then, they would give the Emmy Awards the liberal character. And he was a big lib. That's why, you know, they probably chose him for the role. And by the way, Archie, Carol O'Connor was nothing like his character. Matter of fact, he was a belib. He was from Queens. But he knew

working gas. He based that character on some working class stiff that he knew. And to this day, it's the best thing I've ever seen. Here's a clip of Rob and his son nine years ago doing an interview. I think they made a, we make a movie about him, wasn't it? His problems? I think so. Go ahead. Anything out of being in those different facilities? Did we were able to take anything away long term that's helping you? You know what I really took away? And I usually bashed the program. I'll say something positive, which is the feeling of, okay, there's other people out here that suffer from the same thing that I suffer from, and they're willing to talk about it. And that's why I think we did this movie is because we feel it's important to be upfront about this sort of stuff. Obviously, fell off the wagon.

You know I mean? Seriously. Guarantee you, he was strung out when he did that. Fucking horrible. Yeah, he was a far lefty and said horrible shit. about Trump and stuff constantly. But that doesn't mean you deserve to die, like be slaughtered in your home. If you guys are too young to remember all in the family, which you're not. A lot of you are my age.

But here's the first time Mike Stivick, that's where I'm around to play Mike Stivick on the left. Meeting Archie Bunker because he was going out with Archie's daughter, Gloria. This is the first time they met. Anything interesting in the paper? Yeah, 200 of the rest of the Vietnam Day peace demonstration. 200, they should have thrown a whole bunch of them in the can. Look at that picture there. Here they are.

Throwing all kinds of junk and debras at officers of the law. Debris. Desecrating on the American flag. The hell of them peace needs war on anyhow. Well, I think they just don't like the idea of America fighting an illegal and immoral war. Well, if they don't like it, they can lump it. Take it down the road and dump it. What are you, you saying America, love it or leave it?

That's right. It's a free country, so amscray. Well, that would include me too, Mr. Bunker. And to doodoo. You too? Well, what would our leaving solve? I mean, with or without protest, this country would still have the same problems. What problems? Well, it's a war, the racial problem, the economic problem, the pollution problem? Oh, because...

Sound familiar, folks? sound familiar they've been screaming about the fucking air pollution and all that shit and here we still are since the 60s even before that

but it's the same core shit right that's how you know it's something out of their playbook you know I mean when something gets fixed or evolves they don't they stay saying it's still racial it's a racist country it's the same shit and a nid thing

Knitpick. Nipick? Let me tell you something, Mr. Bunker. No, let me tell you something, Mr. Stivik. You are a meathead. What is it? A meathead. Dead from the neck up.

Meat head. Let me tell you, folks, who don't, if you're too young, man. Go back. You know, you can find that on the man. You can watch the whole six, seven, whatever it was. Oh. I mean, he would say racial shit.

Sammy Davis was on an episode. It was just, you're watching go, oh, my God, have we fallen. You don't go, ooh, we've progressed. You go, no, we've regressed. Because everybody laughed at that shit. Black people, white people, brown people, Indian people. Anyways, rest in peace, Mr. Reiner, and your wife, too, who isn't getting the ink she probably deserves because of who you are.

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It's actually nice stuff. Anyways, let's move on because she usually doesn't have a shirt on at all. You know, she's crazy. You know, bitch you crazy up it. Anyways, let's move on to some more darkness on the edge of town.

Bullets at the beach. Two gunmen who opened fire on Australia's at Bondi Beach. They were saying Bondi on the news. I say Bondi, like Pam Bondi. Let's say Bondi Beach, where thousands of Jews were celebrating Hanukkah

are believed to be a father's son duo who had a trove of legally owned guns. Don's. Nevid Akram, hmm, 24, and his 50-year-old accomplice are believed to be father and son, authority said on Monday, the father was killed at the scene. Oh, too bad. During a shootout with the police while Akram is in the hospital after being critically

wounded by cops, I say get him a nice team of Jewish doctors. Together they allegedly murdered at least 15 people. Can you imagine shooting at people? the fucking beach. Could you get any more cowardly? See, that's hate. Yeah, but we know, it's Australia. They probably don't even, it's getting worse over there, by the way, as far as political correctness. They're already talking about more gun control since, you know, murdered at least 15 people ranging in age from 10 to 87 years old, most of whom believed to be Jewish because they were celebrating Hanukkah. They owned at least six guns between them, each of which were

fully licensed. Here's the first clip of the two shooters. You know, Dad, just Dad and... Father Sunday, exactly. Take the kid to work this. Test them on the bridge, shooting. What is that, Dallas? That ain't English.

I'm kidding me. Wow. A lot of balls. Here's a clip of them on the bridge. One of them's already dead. I think that's the old man. And you're going to see the sun go down. Check it out.

Take that bridge. Cowardly fucks. There, he just went down. The old man's already down. Oh, and then I saw it today. Somebody stomped on his head. Like some passer-byers stomped on his head, which is. And that's good.

heroic shopkeeper, this is amazing, this footage, a heroic shopkeeper tackled and disarmed, disarmed one of the terrorists who opened fire on the Bondi beach during the Hanukkah celebration. This was in Sydney, I think, too, by the way. Video captured the moment at the Good Samaritan Ahmed L. Ahmed. Now, wait a minute. That's an Arab, right? Yeah. And that's what I'm saying. You can't paint them all as, you know, that's what I was saying about uh but you know at some point you have to lump them but ummed al-a-l-a-mad 43 wearing a white shirt uh sneaked up behind the shotgun wheel and gunman and wrestle the weapon away can you i mean the ball this was as we say all right sorry uh go ahead here's the

clip watch this guy come up between the cars and grab look at this like he's sacking a quarterback That takes some stone. And he gets the gun away. Probably a former military. Right? How does he not blast that guy right? That must be the kid, right? Those were some tough Jews.

Unfrigan, it gets the weapon away. He was the best guy around. He was shot twice, by the way, in the arm by the second terrorist. Oh, they were both a lot of the way. his heroic actions and was taken to a hospital for surgery. He's in the hospital and we don't know exactly what's going on inside. One of the relatives said, we do hope he'll be fine. He's a hero, 100% his cousin named only as Mustafa.

Those were good Arabs, Palestinians, whatever you want to call him, not Jews. Anyways, later, video showed him, because, you know, England and Australia, a huge anti-Semitism problem. Later video showed him bloodied but conscious being treated at the scene for his injuries. The shooting which appears to have involved shotguns and a bolt action rifle

come despite Australia cracking down on firearms following the 1996 Port Arthur mass shooting. So the rules didn't work? The new laws done? You know why? It's not the guns. It's the people who, I can't say it anymore.

It's like arguing with retarded, and they'll say the same about me. It's the guns. Well, more people get stabbed in London in religious scraps. So, again, let's ban knives and ban cars. I know these are arguments you've heard before, but they're perfectly logical. That's why they're still around. Semi-automatic rifles were banned in the country and acted strict registration and purchasing restrictions for all weapons.

They'll never get it. The Bondi attack is the deadliest mass shooting in Australia since Port Arthur, which left 30. I don't even remember this one. Do you? Left 35 dead and 24 wounded. Here's a guy. Here's a guy that just steers down the guy while he's shooting.

This guy must be a Holocaust. And by the way, we already know that one of the victims, it was like six. One of them was a Holocaust survivor. And he gets killed in Australia on a fucking beach. And there was a 10-year-old kid who was killed. But watch this guy in a white t-shirt just pointing at the guy with a gun and not even close to being scared. Oh, my God.

How about the guy watching filming this? See the white guy in the white t-shirt? He was just pointing at him. I don't understand it. Just hunting people on the beach. It's a level of hate. It's almost as bad as Red Sox Yankees. That's why I threw that qualifier.

Almost. Speaking of that, Red Sox. What are you waiting for? You're doing it again. Alonzo gets scooped up. Schwabber gets scooped up. All the ones you were pretending you were going to fucking grab.

I think they're saving all that money for Bregman, I really do. And they better be. Let me tell you something. You don't re-sign Bregman. The place is going to be fucking empty. I swear to God. I think there's too much emphasis on good pitching.

I know you can't have enough, blah, blah, blah. You need some three-run bombs late in the game, right? As Earl Weaver always said, give me some big, god-da. On the radio, give me some big cock-sock who can come off the bench and the eight-cleaning in the three-run. All right.

Let's move from that to a lighter story because there's less bullets than this one. What is going on, folks? And I see people online trying to blame Trump. And again, it's propaganda. You can't, it's AI shit. I don't care what anybody says. AI stuff to make people like me nuts.

They get the algorithm, they know what bothers you, they see what you comment on. You know how algorithm's worth. Apparently they really fucking think I'm into it. A black day at Brown. Another mass shooting. This time at Brown University in Rhode Island. Here's a video

of a mess. Not the actual shooting, buddy. I just wanted to prove to you there was an actual shooter. Brown University instructor who was leading a final exam review has described the moment of horror that a mass gum and burst into his lecture hall and started shooting and we've seen this before Joseph Adoro a 21 year old no he's not the suspect folks he's the professor actually very brilliant this is like a it was some engineering fucking thing I

couldn't even pronounce teaching assistant told the New York Times that the gum and shouted the gunman shouted something before open fire, but he could not tell what. Let me help you out. Did it sound anything like this? I'm pretty sure it wasn't Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah. Adoro was wrapping up a review session around 4 p.m. Listen to this. For principles of economics, I took finance. Got a D, and the teacher loved me because he loved football. He actually let me hand out the test. mine's on top fucking you know

big deep anyways they heard the shooter outside in the hall O'Doro said he and police are still trying to figure out what the attacker said during the shooting are you really that's what the students and I and the detectives have been trying to piece together he said O'Doro quickly hid behind a desk with around

20 other students one of them was wounded in the leg the layout of the lecture hall meant the students in the middle section couldn't quickly escape the bullets they were sort of trapped the students in the middle were impacted the most, he said. Many of them were lying there and they were not moving. I have no idea how many.

A suspect named Benjamin Erickson. Now, this has been updated. This is the guy they took in yesterday and they've already released, by the way. But I'll just give you the, you know, they took this kid in. Benjamin Erickson after an 11-hour manhunt with over 400 law officials. And they said, NBC officials said the rifle used in the shooting had same specific characteristics tying the suspect to the shooting. Erickson described by officials as a Wisconsin resident was taken into custody early Sunday after investigators used cell phone geo location, something

the Bidens never would use, data to track him to a hotel room in Coventy, Rhode Island, where I used to have a ton of customers when I sold meat and seafood door to all of Rhode Island. We can cover it in about two hours. Anyways, about 15 miles from the Brown University of campus. recovered two firearms, including one with a laser light attachment. Public records indicate that as of 2024, Ben Erickson's residence was an apartment in D.C. And that he previously lived in Wisconsin. He was an infantryman in the Army from May 21 to November 24. An Army spokesman, Lieutenant Colonel Ruth Castro said that.

He did not have a criminal record. So, and he had no deployments. Anyways, the point is, DeVardi released him. they got this guy on surveillance that's the second time they grab somebody but you got to people I mean so what that shows me they're out there looking people already busting

the FBI's balls online we're like children in this country you don't got them yet no this isn't a fucking episode of Quincy well law and order where we wrap it up in 20 minutes you dink it's real life am I right folks who's with me

son of a bitch don't worry we've got some college football news coming up and I'll tell some dick jokes to close this up. Stelvesa Stallone, Rocky's return. By the way, he follows me on Instagram. That makes me famous. His brother Frank always followed me. I've mentioned this on the show.

That fucking show, World's Dumbus Criminals, I had to do it because I needed the money at the time. I don't think I said one funny thing, yet everybody goes, you were so goddamn funny in that show. And I'm like, what the fuck were you watching? All the funny shit I said was on the edited room floor. I would go in there

that show a crime and I'd go, let me guess, black guys and the fucking cameraman and even the women would fucking fall down laughing and they'd cut that and then show me going, oh, you can't fit that many people in a Toyota, something fucking bland.

Anyway, I needed the money. I'm not abroad. I couldn't go out and sell my ass. I tried that. Nobody wants it. Anyways, what was I talking about before I lost my mind? Rocky's return. What's that about? Philadelphia's art board has voted to return the iconic statue of Sylvester Stallone.

Did anybody know they had moved it? Stallone's Rag to Rich's Movie Hero back to the top of the steps of the Philadelphia Art Museum where it once made film history. They wanted to, what they were going to, they've done a lot, they've moved it, and they were going to change it, they were going to replace his gloves with two cheese steaks. And somebody said no. That's, I don't know where that is there, but that's where I, you know, I've been a Philly a million times to do comedy.

Everybody runs up them steps. I kicked them right in the balls. I got me videotaped it. I had to get a ladder and shit. Creative Philadelphia approved a preliminary plan to move the bronze boxer outside the museum, where it made its debut for the 1982 sequel Rocky 3. That was with, you know, who? club of lang, Mr. T.

He was so good. Hey woman. Come to my place tonight. I'll show you a real man. Part of Stallone's popular movie franchise about a down-and-out punch, right? Yeah, thanks for explaining that in the article. I thought you were talking about a fucking Marvel cartoon,

you dink. The board initially sought to return the 8-foot-6-inch statue, which is funny because Stallone's only 4-6. You know that, right? Which has had several homes in the city of Brotherly Love since he's been murder. He's been mugged everywhere, is what they say. It was created by artist Tom Schaumburg in 1980.

Mr. Schaumburg, can you get up to Boston and maybe work on Bobby Orr statue, which is the worst likeness I've ever seen of an athlete in my life? They got him flying through the air with a hockey stick, which is accurate. But he looks like an accountant. Might have put a briefcase in his hand in a fucking, It's just horrible.

Disgratziad. But the panel later reconsidered and the actor was all in. In response to the strong and heartfelt feedback from the public, Mr. Stallone has graciously decided that we will no longer move forward with the statue swap. They're going to swap it.

Valerie V. Gay, the city's chief cultural officer told the Philly Inquirer, I'm staying right here. This outcome reflects our shared commitment to listen deeply to the community because the community wants it where it was. They don't want it in the fucking museum. They want it on the steps to the community

and doing what is best for both the art and the people who cherish it. Quit moving it around. That's why it's called the statue. Despite why are we showing, oh, this is, what, she's on the good side of things. She's like, I like to Paulo Creed.

He was hot, man. Despite the statue's popularity among movie buffs, art purists questioned whether the statue belonged outside of museum. Once again, nerds versus fucking athletes and people

who are popular. That's all this is. It doesn't belong outside of museum. We have King Tuts fucking bra in there and all that other horseshit. Whether the statue belonged outside of museum with a slew of art treasures by many of the great

me and Joe Liss were in Philly and do you remember Tud Uncommon was being, there was a tour of that going all over the world. It was in Philly the week we were doing comedy there. We walked to the museum. It's about 108 degrees out. We walk about three miles.

Think of we're just going to buy a ticket and go in. We fucking get there. There's a line. I would say it. I'm not exaggerate. I'm about a mile and a half long. And by the way, and then somebody said, no, this has been sold out for fucking months.

That was people getting in who had tickets. We thought we were going to walk up. And this is true. You want to laugh your balls off? So we went to some fucking mall. And you guys, if I said the name of it, It's a famous mall in Philly. And what was so funny was, they had an art thing going on.

It was artists who made shit out of soup cans. We didn't see fucking King Tut. We saw like a shed made from Campbell's cans, beef and barley. I guarantee it was much more. It was amazing what they did with their fucking cans and shit. Anyway, some purists have also pushed instead for a statue of real-life Philly boxing icon Joe Frazier.

I wonder what color. Those people were they were pushing for that. Oh, Nick. Shut up. Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut. I know. Shut. Shut up.

I agree with the... I mean, you can have both. Joe Frazier, when you hear Philly, I think Joe Frazier. I'd love fucking Joe Frazier. He was that working class against Ali, who was Apollo Creed. I mean, you know who Rocky was based on, right? I think it was Chuck Weppner, the Bayonne bleeder. Stallone was watching a...

fight and Wepner was fighting Ali or something. He was just a guy. They called him a Bayonnebleed because he bled every time he fought. But he also fucking had only lost a couple times. He actually went the distance with Ali. Local guy. That's where the story comes from. But it's also been a story that's been around for a while where the fucking, the guy gets picked, but that's what Stallone said.

That's where he got it. The bronze rockies been moved several times with metal footprints left to mark where it once stood, although it has returned on a few occasions, including for the movie Mannequin. You remember that big seller in 1987, and for the Tom Hanks hit Philadelphia. You want to see a

PC movie? Political correctness, the shit that we hate was flourishing in the 80s. Flourishing. And if you don't believe me, watch the movie, Philadelphia. It is, you watch it now, and you're a white guy,

you laugh, your balls up. It's nothing, but there's a scene in a sauna, two old white guys, hey, telling a gay joke, you know, a fag this and that, and how do you, something having sex with a gay guy, you throw a fucking quarter yogurt on his back, something, slap him in the ass. I mean, just shit, and then businessmen talking about, I mean, it, watch it, you laugh, your boss, it turned into a comedy. The statue also made an,

parents at the spot for 1990s Rocky Fart. Jesus. The thing's been in more movies than me. I got quite a resume. I did a snuff film in the early 40s. Huh? So did he? Yes. Wait a minute. You're right. Stallone was a goddamn porn actor. Supposedly. I never saw the footage. And ironically, he wasn't delivering the pizza, the Italian guy. But he was sure selling his sausage. Woo! Woo! All right.

I just want to say one thing to my wife's home. Clean the kitchen. You're watching. Papp, p, p, p, p, p, p, bur. You need a manager rock. Caleighflower on my hair in front of right now. In more sports news, sour grapes. I think a lot of you guys, because, again,

I'm a Republican-length-to-right-my politics, and that means you're a head of sexual if you watch a show. And you know how much we love college football here, me in Dallas. For those of you who don't know, Fernando Mendoza. This is pretty, Dallas, can you think of another Hispanic? Like, even star in the NFL? I'm sure there's a few that, but, but, right? What?

Her dad is. Yeah. For those of you who, oh, yeah. Aaron Hernandez. Good point. He broke all the fucking rules. For those of you who don't know, Fernando Mendoza, the QB for the University of Indiana, won the Heisman trophy over the weekend.

Let me tell you something, folks. I'll show you just a minute of his speech. He gave a seven or eight minute's speech, acceptance speech. It was the most eloquent. He's the most likable, almost goofy. You're like, this kid's too soft to play. Even sports, never mind football. He gave the most eloquent acceptance speech.

thanking everybody his mom he was bawling his eyes out when he got up there thanking his mom his mom is beautiful too a Hispanic woman uh his dad his brother was there he went on for eight minutes about about accountability and my mom and my parents made me who i am and i've grown it was seriously it wasn't a cliche bullshit you know this goes to everybody not just me he you know he did that but he did it so eloquently um here's just a minute of his uh speech First, I want to thank God for giving me the opportunity to chase a dream that once felt the world away. Standing here tonight, holding this bad boy, representing Indiana University, still doesn't feel real. If you told me as a kid in Miami, that I'd be here on stage holding this prestigious throne feet.

I'd say that's bullshit. I grew up in L.A. Laft, cried like I'm doing now, or both. Because this moment, it's an honor, it's bigger than me. It's a product of a family, team, community, and a whole lot of people who believed in me long before anybody knew my name. For those of you who aren't familiar, he was a quarterback of Indiana University who has been for years getting stomped on in the Big Ten by Ohio State, Michigan. And for the last few years, they've been getting ranked, though. They've been getting good. They brought in, is this guy, it's his second year, the coach?

I think it's... Second maybe. Second maybe, second at the most. Cigarette, whatever his name is. Anyways, they went undefeated this year. Last week or two weeks ago, they played Ohio State at Ohio State, both 12 and O. And guess what?

They beat Ohio State at Ohio State to become the number one team in the nation, which gives you, I guess, the best seed as far as the playoffs come. You understand 13 in Friggin' O, and this kid was the quarterback? And if you listen to him, this guy is so friggin' likable, and he speaks fluent Spanish. So right now, there's Nike, you name it. They must have a hard-on for this kid. I'm guessing he can play. I mean, he went 13 and O.

Well, Fernando Mendoza is enjoying his Heisman trophy victory as he prepares for the Indiana Hoosiers College Football Playoff run. Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia, one of the Heisman finalists. is not happy with how the voters came to their result on Saturday night. First of all, he was saying on a podcast or on the radio last week, I am the best player in the country and I should get the trade. He was saying it. He was outright saying it.

As he made a post, this is after he lost, as he made a post to his Instagram stories of a photo with a few of his Commodore teammates, Pavia gave his thoughts on the voters. And I quote, fuck all the voters, he wrote, with a thumbs down emoji, but family for life, he said. And Dallas had the same take as me. He's a kid.

He's just a kid. First of all, I love the way he's dressed, like he's meeting Tony Montana at Frank's place tonight. I'm going to tell you, the fucking roll his mic. Show that fucking trophy. Fucker Heisman. I'll tell them bodish.

Pavia, so, yeah, he's 23. he's a fucking kid. I remember I was telling Dallas, I was at a comedy competition. I was still an open mic or two years, two or three years into my, two years into my comedy career in Boston. They have a comedy contest

amongst all the new guys and shit. And I, you know, I rock the house pretty good. Better than most. And Janine Grafalo won it. And I was just fucking furious. This is before I realized, first of all,

you don't have competitions when you, you don't have a paint. off between two artists. But, you know what I mean? You know, when it's an art, you're not supposed to have contests. You know what I mean?

It's kind of silly. But you want to win. I was a jock. I wanted to fucking want. And she had this mediocre response. And she won. And looking back on it, now I go, oh, I can see why.

Because my material stunk. It murdered, but it was fucking stunk. I was furious. And I think it was my brother and, my brother's sister-in-law, who I had only met a few times at this point. I don't even think my brother had married his wife yet. She was there and she came up to me after trying to talk.

And I'm like, get the fuck away from me. Which even now I feel bad about it. And you got to, you know, chalk it up to immaturity. But I understand. A lot of other guys don't do, I mean, all the Hysmans, I haven't seen anybody else go, fuck that. So I don't know how to take it. that he's not a big thing in the black and brown community. Can I say that? Well, that's not true,

Nick. You just showed Mendoza. He's considered Brown. Please, he's whiter than me. That kid is going to be a trillionaire, even if it's not sports. A guy could host the price is right tomorrow. People would love him. Pavia, 23 finished second place, though it was distant after receiving 189 first place votes to Mendoza's 643. On Sunday night, Pavia issued an apology on He's already grown up. He said, being a part of the Heisman ceremony last night as a finalist was such an honor. As a competitor, just like in everything I do, I want it, to win, he wrote. To be so close to my dream and come up short because I'm short, no, was painful.

I didn't handle those emotions well at all and did not represent myself the way I wanted to. I have much love and respect for the Heisman voters and the selection process. And I apologize of being disrespectful. It was a mistake. and I am sorry. Fernando Mendoza is an elite competitor and a deserving winner of the award. I have nothing but respect for his accomplishments

as well as the success that the success that Jeremiah and Julia and the other two guys had this season. He's lying. He says, I've been doubted my whole life. Every step of my journey I've had to break down. Hey, welcome to the fucking Welcome to life, dude.

Nobody ever hand to me shit, especially when I get into this comedy career. Jesus Christ. I was playing the road for 15 years before anybody who started paying to see me. Wow. I know. I'm just saying, welcome to life, exactly. But again, he's probably been told

because he's a minority in America. It's rigged for Whitey and all that shit. That's, I mean, anyways, he says every step of my journey I had to break down doors and fight for myself. That's anybody who became successful, dude. Because I've learned that nothing would be, except for people who hand their money from their families, and they usually turn out to be psychos, because I've learned nothing would be handed to me. My family has always been in my corner and my teammates, coaches, and gang members. No, I'm kidding. And staff, I love them. I'm grateful for them,

and I wouldn't want anything to distract from that. I look forward to competing in front of my family. and with my team one more time, and the Rely-Quest bow? The fuck is that? What's the matter with you? Mendoza led the, now, the guy who won it, Mendoza led the Hoosiers to a Big Ten championship win over Ohio State. It doesn't get any better or any bigger.

To stay undefeated. When's the last time they even won the Big Ten? Remember we said it last week? Wasn't it, 67, the years ago? Something. went over Ohio State to stay undefeated, setting them up as the number one overall seed in the college playoff. By the way, I watched a couple of those FCS playoff. Tremendous.

They never let you down. There was one blowout, but that's like they used to call one double a. However, Mendoza naysayers, and listen to this, this makes no sense. However, Mendoza, the kid who won at naysayers, pointed out that he had just 2,980-yard passing. The other guy had 3,100. That's 120 more. What are we split any pubs here?

Though he threw for a big 10 leading, 33 touchdowns with only six interceptions thrown in 13 games. Mendoza added six touchdowns on the ground. Meanwhile, Pavia, so I'm expecting them to say Pavia threw for 4,800 yards. Meanwhile, Pavia playing in a second season at Vanderbilt. Oh my God, he's on a

sophomore. After Huh? Oh, that's right. Transfer, right? Yeah. At Vanderbilt after starting in New Mexico State led the SEC team led the SEC with a 71.2% completion rate with 27 touchdowns. And like I said, 120 more yards passing

than the other guy. And nine rushing scores as well. He rushed for 826 yards and 152. Okay. The other guy's numbers are just as good, if not better. And he won the fucking national chance. I mean, he undefeated number one ranking. So I don't know, I don't get that.

Nick, calm down. It doesn't matter. I know, but it's late in my life. Finally tonight, let's end it on this one. This was crack me and Dallas. Pass the Peppers. A door dash worker who was caught on a doorbell camp. Hey, do you idiots who deliver a ship for a living?

No, there's cameras in almost every doorbell? What the fuck are you doing? A door dash worker who was caught on a doorbell camp spraying a mystery substance on a delivery order bizarrely claimed she was only aiming at a spider. That was where you've been aiming at your own crotch. Courtney Stevenson, this fat fuck. Nick, you shouldn't talk like that.

Okay, I'll let this guy say it. Y'all, fat fuck, look at you. The purple hair. Again, just get a brand that says loser. Just big fucking tz, like a cattle's ass. Purple hair, it just screams. fucking lonely. Courtney Stevenson seen on the

December 7 footage delivering Arby's to the door, oh, to the doorstep of an Indiana home taking it by the way, Arby's in Indiana that's like ordering from a steakhouse. Taking a confirmation picture, then calmly spraying an aerosol substance onto the bag.

Keep your hand on her right hand, I think, the one that's down by her side. Here she is. He Stevenson was arrested in Kentucky by the crack County Sheriff's Office and she is charged with the felony battery on a right consumer product tampering. Why?

Because I'm fat and ugly and I'm mad at the world. And in the United States, I'm a victim. I can do this. Yeah, but you don't know. See the spray? And the right here? See the gun? Mandy and Mark Cardin, apparently real food connoisseurs, had no wonder why they fucking

pepper spray. He's trying to give it some flavor. It's Arby's. Mandy and Mark Cardin had complained that after they ate the food, they vomited and suffered a burning sensation in their throats and mouths. Can you friggin' imagine? She told the text that she had been staying with her father in Indiana. This is the girl who did it,

and took the job at DoorDash during her visit. I noticed, and this is the couple, I noticed my wife had started eating and she started choking and gasping after she had a couple bites of her food, she actually threw up. He tried to reach out to Stevenson on the Door Dash app, but found she had already blocked him. Wow, how to hide your tracks, Chubby. After watching the doorbell footage, Cardin didn't recognize the worker and posted photos to Facebook. After identifying her, authorities in Indiana charged the driver with two counts of battery,

resulting in moderate injury and two counts of consumer package tampering. Stevenson was arrested in Kentucky as she was blowing a palomino behind her house. Good night and good luck, everybody. And we'll be extradited to Indiana. We assume it's pepper spray. This is what the couple said. That's more than likely what it is. But now, in this day and age, it could have been anything.

It could have been rat poison. It could have been fentanyl. I mean, my wife could have been dead. And that's absolutely true. Just look at the acid attack. See how it all came around? Why would you do that? Oh, that's right.

You're fat and miserable, and that's, somebody's going to pay. What better person than the people that, you know, keep you in business doing your horrible job? Here's a little tip for you. Drop about 100 pounds. Shave your fucking head and jump into a furnace.

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