The Nick DiPaolo Show - Rudy Hospitalized | Nick Di Paolo Show #456

Episode Date: December 7, 2020

Powell explains her distancing from Trump. CNN uses Rudy's covid diagnosis to trash Trump. Americans kick Antifa ass in Oregon.

🎵 Oh yeah, here we are again. Welcome to the show, Monday. Another Monday in the books, ripping through December. We'll all be dead soon, whether it's COVID, Arabs, terrorists, cancer, STDs, dandruff,

jock itch, seborrhea, psoriasis, dry scalp, yeast infections, lumps on your ass. Sounds like I'm listing these side effects for every fucking yeast infections, lumps on your ass. Sounds like I'm listing these side effects for every fucking pharmaceutical. How you doing, folks? Did you have a good weekend?

Did you put on your mask like you were ordered to in California? 33 million people locked down. And you're doing it. You know, California's stupid. You always were. Except for my fans that live out there. I'm sure you're fine. They just take marching orders.

They believe in big government. Huh? Fuck it, I'll get to you in a few minutes, Gavin Newsom. Gavin Hicklegruber. Raus in these sassos! Okay, we'll go in our house. Hey, did they ever follow up on,

as far as people having people over for Thanksgiving, did anybody get busted? Or was that all a big fucking threat? What a shapeshifter that cocksucker is. Along with Whitmer and Murphy. And it's here, folks. Tyranny is here. And the election hasn't been decided yet.

If you listen to Sidney Powell, I think it has been decided. she's the only ray of hope out there her and giuliani but there she is wearing the jet she's in the military apparently she's heading up the navy right now look at that i gotta tell you man she's gonna be one smart i'd never heard of her i know she's been around for a while, but I didn't see her on Tinder. What? Why is the shirt riding up in the back like I have traps anymore? What the fuck is the matter with me? I'm going to sit back like a fag.

I hate fucking Mondays, you know? I thought I'd get over that when I was a kid. You know, when you're in school camp, you're bummed out. But I'm an adult now. You think I'd get used to it? No. I want to go water skiing today what anyways let's get to it enough of the horse shit what time did we start the show jace how many minutes ago uh started at 1 13 right hey uh Right. Hey, Sidney Powell, she was on with some guy, Huckabee, Mike Huckabee, bass player for KISS. Sidney Powell, she was on there and she was saying why he asked her why she left the Trump team. And she explained the benefits of doing so. It's sort of the same theory as like Steve Bannon can do more damage outside of the administration.

And that's the one thing I'm waiting for. Let's say Trump doesn't get a second term. What kind of damage he does with the media pull he has. CNN and all those shitbag stations have been relying on him for numbers. So when he leaves, they're going to have to make a choice. Do we cover him outside of the White House raising holy hell, or do we stay on Joe Biden sitting in his diaper eating green jello pretending to be the president while AOC has her hand up his fucking giant prostate ass making his mouth move? They're

going to have to make a decision. Obviously, the numbers are going to be on wherever Trump is, I got to believe. And that'll be interesting. I just wish somebody would put them out of their misery. They fucking make me angry. But here is Sidney Powell, who I'm going to marry later on. I mean, this girl's terrific. She's smart. And boy, according to her, she didn't say that in this clip. She says, we don't have to have this done by the December 8th or 14th deadline. I forget why she said it doesn't apply. God, done by the december 8th or 14th deadline i forget why she said it doesn't apply god i wish i remembered that's how you know this is not a real show but i've heard her say it twice i forget why it doesn't apply to her but to them i should say

yeah you fucking my people are educated they'll know but here here she is with the ever, ever hip, the chronically hip Mike Huckabee. You separated yourself from the official Trump campaign lawsuits. And I think the obvious question, why? Obvious question, why? Why that tie with that shirt, Mr. Huckabee? And the other obvious question, why Sidney Powell got her collar up like Elvis in 1968, the MGM Grand, and she's got Trump's colors on. Go ahead. Because I wanted to pursue the fraud wherever it goes. And at the time, the campaign was focused on an entirely different avenue of approach to the election issues i knew how important the fraud was not just to this country but to the world it should people of both parties of every party every political persuasion should be concerned about this as i said the democrats were until this election so they're no telling how many congressional and senate seats and even governorships we've lost

mike because of this they've been telling us the country has been trending blue it has not that is an abject lie for years and we've collected the data that's going to show that among many other i said uh she's implying that these dominion thing which have been used for years right so here's my take this country could be bright red for the last 20 years you'd never know that these Dominion thing, which have been used for years, right? So here's my take. This country could be bright red for the last 20 years. You'd never know. Seriously, these Dominion fucking things have been in use for a while now,

and that's what she's saying. God bless her. She's smart. If I ever get in trouble with speeding ticket, I'll call her. Counselor. Counselor. But she's got a lot of mocks in. I'm glad she's out there still.

God damn it. Why did she say it didn't apply the deadline? Somebody Google that. Sad night. Sad night. She's worried about saving the world. I don't give a fuck about the elections in the other part of the country but we we might have invented the military by the way the other thing is the internet was invented you realize for the government and not for the people keep that in

mind there's plenty of books about it out and i think there's plenty of evidence now but uh our cia in another clip that's it for that clip right and she said a cia probably helped come up with this this dominion system and they used it as you know in other elections to mess with their election and then turn around think about this and use it on us at home you filthy left-wing jerk-offs how dare you you? But as far as her saving the world, I don't give a shit, Sidney. We are the world leaders. Get this one right,

and then we'll worry about the third-world shitholes like Venezuela and fucking wherever else where you dip the head of your dick into purple ink to prove you voted. That's what we're going to have to go back to. And I, for one, am looking forward to it. I love purple ink. Come on.

And I, for one, am looking forward to it. I love purple ink. I'm like. All right. What else? I got a sore bum. CNN is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has COVID. He got it over the weekend. As proof, they show him sweating some type of beef gravy

or balsamic vinegar. I'm not sure what that is. But then says this about, they use this story, right, as an excuse to shit on Giuliani and Powell and Trump's lawyers trying to overturn this election. They keep saying the same narrative. Every one of these left-wing channels, unsubstantiated, doesn't exist, wild claims. Do you guys understand when they're all on the same

page, that means they are lying? Do you understand they all read from the same script? It doesn't matter at this point. If they say Biden is the winner in the end, it doesn't fucking matter. Because when you show video of people being bullied, like the Republican poll watchers being asked, not let into a building, people with votes in a suitcase. When you look at the computer program, 3.42 in the morning, a giant spike of millions of votes came in after they stopped counting.

You put all that together, we know you fucking stole it. Doesn't matter. And all these judges, this is the other thing that the networks say, they have lost 29 out of 30 cases. They're all fucking lib judges. Every fucking one of them went to goddamn

Yale or Harvard. That doesn't mean shit. It's bigger than that. They're in on it. God damn it. Wake up and smell the fucking hamster shit. Anyways, this sent me through the roof.

Watch CNN here. Pretend this story is about Rudy having COVID. But listen to what the guy me through the roof. Watch CNN here. Pretend this story is about Rudy having COVID. But listen to what the guy says at the end, Mr. Diamond. That whoever the fuck he is. Go ahead, roll the tape on this. President Trump tweeting just moments ago, announcing that his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has contracted COVID-19. I want to go straight to Jeremy Diamond,

who is at the White House for us. What do you have? That's right, Frederica. President Trump announcing on Twitter that Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City mayor and the president's personal attorney, who has been leading the charge in terms of trying to overturn the results of this election by any means possible, has now tested positive for the coronavirus. The president tweeting, Rudy Giuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of New York City and who has been working tirelessly

exposing the most corrupt election by far in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China virus. Get better soon, Rudy. We will carry on. Obviously, the president's claim there that this has been the most corrupt election is false and has no basis in reality.

Pause, you fucking... Get this through your head, you. Get this through your head. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. What do you mean? What election has been more corrupt and no reality and basis with with 100 affidavits? If people are lying, those affidavits, they go to jail. They signed them. What do you mean?

That's not reality. You know what? He's right. It isn't reality to people at cnn they have their own fucking reality oh you motherfucking you are fake news sir shut your fucking mouth i will not no i will not you shut up you cunt you can't handle the truth no basis in reality you fucking guy looks

like a very handsome terrorist do you hear what he said no basis in reality it's not the most fraudulent can you name another one oh yeah back they fucked Andrew Jackson over somebody like that right I'd look it up but this isn't a real show I don't have a staff of 50 people here I get Jason for

Christ's sake. He has to come over here. He works at the IHOP. As a short order chef. Comes in here smelling like fucking boysenberry. Oh. This is CNN. The most trusted name in news. Can you stay categorical? You are fake news, sir. I can stay categorically. Don Lemon takes it in the ass. Doo-dah, doo-dah.

Oh, Jesus, I did it. You hear the sirens? They're after me. And by the way, I know that the debates last night here in Georgia, you know, the Senate, I watched two minutes of them, bored stiff. We're getting so many commercials for Purdue and Leffler and fucking Ossoff and Warnock. Every three, I couldn't watch a debate because they're just saying the same shit they said in the commercials. It was fucking boring me to tears. commercials it was fucking boring me to tears the big story out of that was leffler wouldn't admit that trump lost yeah because he hasn't yet i'd throw her a quick one by the way listen

the point being donald trump revealed uh to stay on giuliani sweating gravy uh revealed sunday on twitter that his campaign rudy giuliani attested positive after making out with a 600 pound obese Chinese woman in the late 70s who has sugar foot. Rudy Giuliani by far. This is the tweet from Trump. By far the greatest bear in the history of New York City who has worked tirelessly. And I was like, in the history of USA. Think of it.

He always goes, think of it. Has tested positive for China virus. Get better soon, Rudy. I didn't fucking give it to you. Quit. We will carry on, he says. You got to love. How old is Rudy?

Can you imagine having this type of energy? He's flying all over the country, fighting this shit. He'll recover. Why? Because he's in the fucking connection. He's going to get the, probably already has the vaccine. He ain't telling you. He's 76.

He's 76. He has that type of energy. I'm 58. I didn't get off the couch once this weekend. Might as well have been fucking Stephen Hawking. Oh, all right. Get rid of that gravy. It's making me, making them look bad.

And the other story, and I didn't want to do it, but did you, I don't know why I didn't pull this, but you know, you got, somebody will get upset out there. The same guy that hates it when I burp into the mic. But Giuliani was caught farting on camera. Did you see that, Jay? During the Michigan hearings, he's sitting next to Jenna Ellis, and he started to answer the guy, and he goes, I mean, if it wasn't him, it was me.

Anyways, he's having a tough week. He's sweating boysenberry juice, and he's fucking got COVID, and he's shitting his pants. Other than that, he's having a tough week. He's sweating boysenberry juice and he's fucking get COVID and he's shitting his pants. Other than that, Trump's on his way. The New York Times reported that Giuliani is getting treated for the virus at Georgetown University Medical Center.

I wouldn't trust any of those fucking doctors either. That's not fair. They're fine. But he's getting treated at, and here's one of the doctors that was helping him. Will you get some audio? That's not a good sign either. What did he say?

He said, oh man, sweat, gravy, brown juice, chicken and broccoli. Look, where'd you find these pictures? That's him in that Sasha Baron movie getting blown by that woman. I'll tell you. Let me tell you something. Yeah, I got mugged in a park last week. I could tell it wasn't a professional job.

The knife had butter on it. I'll tell you, Johnny, you're not expecting it. In recent weeks, Giuliani has traveled to several swing states for hearings with state and local Republicans alleging voter fraud and voting irregularities in the 2020 presidential election. Giuliani held a hearing in Michigan on Wednesday before he tested positive for the virus. So what do you say? He got all those people sick? Oh, mama.

I'm not worried about him. But you got to get him back out there. Sidney Powell, they better keep her in a bubble. I want her getting sick. She's got the weight of the world on her shoulders right now. Anyways, anyways. So Rudy, Rudy obviously is pissed at everybody. And there's so much evidence out there.

But him and Trump came up with a plan. They're really pissed at the U.S. Postal Service because they found bags of mail fucking thrown in the woods and all kinds of shit. And they came up with a plan, Giuliani and Trump, come up with a great plan to fucking sort of get back at the United States Postal Service. Let's take a look. But what good is a snow gun? Watch, Chad. You shall see. Watch that postman as he approaches.

Simon says, go snow. A snowman. Somebody find a funnit. The thick-ankled dogfish. If that's not Giuliani, I am. All he's missing is the balsamic vinegar. And you know what? I said that, what, Jase? Three years ago I said it. I made that. And now it's in, when I read articles, like yesterday online I'm reading and they make the reference and they put the

picture next to him. I take credit for that. Well, Mick, you know, I take credit for it. I take credit for shit that doesn't make me any money all the time. I take credit for shit that doesn't make me any money all the time anyways holy shit Rick I gotta thank contributors since uh Thursday uh again you can contribute at nickdip.com it's what keeps us alive it's the lifeblood of the show as you know and as you know we're jumping to thecomicsgym.com we already have actually people are already moving over there I suggest you do so also. But anyways, these people contributed since last week. President Select.

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Matthew Spencer another Canadian thank you Canadians thank you guys for signing up at Patreon.com we really appreciate it. If you watched the Chiefs last night, you know, I picked them in the fucking, you know, minus 14 and a half against the lowly Broncos. And of course, they come out flat for the first half. You know, I could pick, fucking Jesus could be a quarterback.

And, you know, I'd pick that team because it's Jesus a quarterback. And he'd come out and, you know, sprain his ankle during warm-ups, walking over water, whatever the fuck he did. Anyways, Antifa gets their asses kicked in Olympia. You know, you don't want to go up to places like Olympia. That's, you know, upstate Washington state, a lot of home of a lot of militia and stuff like that. Stuff that I'm sort of like, I'm going to be honest with you. They have that fighting spirit. They're not going to put up with your faggy fucking Antifa, rich, spoiled, white, entitled jackoffs and a few

minorities mixed in who have been brainwashed also. But you don't go up to places like this. This is what I said many times on this show. Wait until you start wandering through the suburbs if you keep it up. Anyways, you know what's funny? This is depressing to me. I'm going to show you this. Our side is winning here. A bunch of patriots come out and whap.

But they don't. This is a riot. You're not supposed to. They're hitting Antifa with flags they get an axe handle like they did you know when the fucking unions you ever see the movie with stallone fist when the truckers went on strike and shit jimmy hoppa when they would riot against the scabs and they would have axe handles you're gonna you not going to hurt anybody with a flagpole. I can say this because I'm 58 sitting behind a desk. I'm safe, but get out there and hurt somebody. Let's take a look at Antifa getting the shit kicked out of them this week. Go ahead, roll that tape. Oh, get out. Oh, you don't wear a yellow hoodie either.

Pause. Hey, will you broad stay home? How embarrassing, Antifa. There's a chicken there with pigtails beating the shit out of you. Are you fucking kidding me? That's my fantasy. Kick that girl's head right off her shoulders. But she's beating up an Antifa guy.

What do you think the fucking National Guard would do to these people? Or the Marines? They really aren't very threatening at all. Because all dressed in black like badasses, now you've got a 22-year-old cheerleader slapping your face. How fucking embarrassing for you. Go ahead, let that fucker roll you want to go to war come on you want to go to war we think it's a war okay

not a badass run bitches what civil war what civil war? What civil war? I got to believe that, like I said to Jay, the people that participated in the riots in the 60s and shit, no, they're fucking each other up. You can't. It's a flag thing.

You got to do what the guy did. Remember that picture in the Boston Globe in the 70s when busing was going on? It's the most famous political picture ever. I think there are two white guys holding a black guy. It's in front of like City Hall and there's a white kid, probably from Salty, coming at him with a flag but it's got the point on the end of it.

Anyways, I'm just saying it's getting ugly out there. I think we have another clip of the mayhem going on. Right, Jay? You can pull that up, Lynn. Round two. Isn't that pitiful? Isn't that pitiful? Isn't that pitiful?

I appreciate the spirit. Oh, pause. What do we got there? Finally, a guy that knows how to riot. You don't bring a flag to a knife fight. You bring a gun. Look at, he's in trouble, by the way. Of course, they busted him.

This all started, by the way, these people on the left, the patriots who had a pro-Trump rally, and the faggots in the black show up. How gay is that? You got a black, black like fucking army helmet on and you're running from a girl. Really fucking pitiful. But this guy, that's when they started to retreat.

What's funny is there people in this country still believe like a civil war could never happen here. But I hope when it does break out, that's not what we're using. Get my Flobie. We'll knock him out and shave his ass. They got the fighting spirit, though.

Oh, boy, did I eat like a pig. Made a stromboli in a Bundt cake pan. Fucking thing weighed eight pounds. I ate seven of it. Anyways, you saw that clip of that guy. Oh, there it is. There's Boston in its heyday. This is the picture that got Boston labeled racist.

The guy they're holding right there is, I think that is, who the fuck is that? Tiny Mac Heron. He played for the Patriots. He returned punt. No, I'm only kidding. Look at the guy holding the fucking, how's that for a picture? I think it won some type of prize.

The hey, love it or Leave It prize. There's a young Jay Leno in flannel. You can see him walking towards the, as a young Al Sharpton's about to be shish kebabbed. That's a great pic, ain't it? How do I get that in my kitchen? Put it next to Lenny Dawson smoking a cigarette during the Super Bowl.

Anyways, the individual who fired his gun earlier in the day can be seen. I guess he shot it earlier in the day. What, a tree? At the 23-second mark. We just showed you. Point is firearm at protestors. According to an Olympia police officer, that individual has been arrested, and they are currently investigating the shooting.

How about investigating the cocksuckers who showed up to a peaceful rally and turned into may may may may huh what about that well that's the type of weapon you bring to a thing you know a woman coming at you with a fucking pepper spray don't't you move, you motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. Hey, we do have some good guys out here that are, again, law and order. The sheriff departments in a lot of places in this country, not just Riverside, Calum, have had enough.

Remember we saw the guy in New York Sheriff say, I'm not going to upstate New York. I think he said, I'm not going to enforce this shit because it's unconstitutional, Cuomo, you fucknut. This guy, Riverside County Sheriff's Department, has a message for Gavin Hicklegruber. I noticed, Jason, I noticed I didn't put a lot of copy in these stories this week. How do you forget how to do your job? I don't know. I'm losing my

mind. But here is a sheriff from Riverside County in California. And he is sick and tired of Gavin Hicklegruber's marching orders. I just had a headline before we came in. It says 33 million Californians on lockdown. And then it said mental illness or depression is up about whatever. Do you guys see what's going on here? Do you see what's going on? And you're buying into it. I had to get a haircut. Yeah, I had to put my fucking mask on.

I feel so silly. I feel like I'm being forced into a, I don't know, a bad play or something. You know, you go see Annie get your gun and they make you sing the lead or something. Shit, why am I there? I don't know in the first place. But take a

check. This sheriff's had enough of this shit. I love this guy. Hello. I'm Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco. Hello. We have all recently learned of the new regional approach to combating COVID-19 and the pending closure and stay-at-home orders from our governor. We were also told there was a potential he would be withholding federal and state funding from counties who did not enforce the orders. Not too

hypocritical. Ironically, it wasn't that long ago our same governor loudly and publicly argued how wrong it was for the President of the United States to withhold federal funding from states not complying with federal laws. The dictatorial attitude toward California residents while dining in luxury, traveling, keeping his business open, and sending his kids to in-person private schools is very telling about his attitude toward California residents, his feelings about the virus, and it is extremely hypocritical. These closures and stay-at-home orders are flat-out ridiculous. The metrics used for closures are unbelievably faulty and are not representative of true numbers.

Do you hear what he said? The metrics are faulty and are not representative of true numbers. Do you hear what he said? The metrics are faulty. In other words, it's all horseshit. When they say, oh, we had 1,000 or more cases today, that's like reporting 1,000 more people got the flu today. That's all it is, unless you're unhealthy in california will you all stand up if you all went outside and said fuck you 33 million even if half of you what are they going to do arrest all of you same with the businesses i know there are some business owners with pussies and probably on

board but if you got together like in staten island and said all the small but no we're fucking all opening what are they going to do? There's strength in numbers, I heard. I heard that at a Jenny Craig meeting. Go ahead, let them. And are disastrous for Riverside County. When the medical field is so split about this virus, it might be time to employ a little common sense. Amen, Sheriff.

about this virus, it might be time to employ a little common sense. Amen, Sheriff. Keeping money and support from our hospitals who are struggling with normal, seasonal increases in patients coupled with COVID-19 patients is irresponsible. Amen. It appears part of the new goal is to shift attention away from his and others' personal behavior with a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do attitude by turning public opinion against California sheriffs he is expecting us to arrest

anyone violating these orders cite them and take their money close their businesses make them stay in their homes and take away their civil liberties or he will punish all of us I believe that all jobs are essential to someone. This guy's great. Leaders do not threaten, attempt to intimidate, or cause fear. Bullies do. Ah, pause. As has been.

That's where you lost me, Sheriff. Stop using bullies. These are adults. These aren't kids on a playground in fourth grade beating up somebody. I hate when adults reference bullies. Okay. I love this guy otherwise, but stop with that shit. That's that PC faggot left-wing mentality. Everything, everybody's a victim. They're bullying in me. Please stop with that. Other than that, go ahead. In our position from the beginning of this pandemic,

the Sheriff's Department is asking and expecting Riverside County residents to act responsibly and do what they can to protect themselves and their family from contracting the virus. Pause. You just said the fucking science is sketchy on it. Go ahead. Wear your mask and practice social distancing. While the governor's office and the state has threatened action against violators, the Riverside County Sheriff's Department will not be blackmailed, bullied,

or used as muscle against Riverside County residents in the enforcement of the governor's orders. Amen, brother. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and a safe and happy new year. So he's saying to Gavin Hicklegruber, me fuck you and your bone spurs. That's what he's saying. And he's right.

Now he can get in trouble. Let's see what happens this week. I think that was over the weekend. Let's see if Gavin Hicklegruber sends his fucking stormtroopers to this guy's house. Can you imagine? And I'm going to say it again.

Gavin Newsom sits at home, the shapeshifter, with his wife or whoever. And while he's getting a hand job, he turns on the news and goes, look what I'm doing. Look at the power I got. Look at that, 33 million people under my thumb.

Under my thumb. So good for the sheriff. And he's not the only one. Like I said, the sheriff's last week, we played a guy in New York who said, fuck this, what am I going to come to your house on Thanksgiving? So they're calling you bluff people. That's all the only one. Like I said, the sheriffs last week, we played a guy in New York who said, fuck this. What am I going to come to your house on Thanksgiving? So they're calling you bluff people. That's all I'm saying.

Yes, if you want to go into a store, get a haircut, go to the doctor's office, you have to put it on, obviously. But I'm saying, if you're a small business and that's how you feed your family, which is 99% true for all people who have a business, right? Stand up, have meetings. You got to organize. If every small business in Staten Island said, fuck you, I don't think there's enough cops. I could be wrong. They could put you on that ferry and send you over to Rikers, but I don't think, you know what I mean? You got to kind of stand up in numbers. You know what I mean? You got to kind of stand up in numbers.

That's my opinion in a studio in Georgia. It won't affect me. I feed my family the way I always have, by getting a few laughs and selling weed to schoolchildren. Now listen, kids, we... Me fuck you and your bone spurs. No. COVID-19 could cause erectile dysfunction,

as the Chinese say. They have to throw this in. I mean, you're telling us it's fucking fatal. You really think, oh, fuck, I got a soft dick. Got to worry about that too. I'll put a mask over the head of my cock. A cock. Wear a rubber.

Then it can't get in there. Nick, that's not how it works. You get the bit in it. I know. There are some after effects, and I've had it. I might have had it. I know I've had it. And my memory and a few other things haven't been. Look, I know it's been fading, but I don't know.

I'm a little worried down the road. And my wife is convinced, and I'm not fucking shitting you, she's convinced I have CTE because I had a few concussions in my lifetime. The worst one was I hit by the car when I was 10 years old. I was in a hospital. But then I'd say four or five minor ones in high school and college football. I call them minor. They said, get back in there.

You had your bell rung. But it is scary when I'm yelling at my wife, where's my fucking phone? And she goes, I'm like this holding my phone. And I can't find my coffee in the morning and shit. And she says they fly off the handle more. Compared to what? The fuck my fourth grade teacher told me that. Anyways, COVID-19 could cause your pee-pee to go soft, erectile dysfunction.

A doctor says that, Dr. Vinny Boombatz. Excuse me, didn't mean to do that, guy out there who's bothered by it. We now know that people can have long-term health effects from the virus, neurological complications. And now for men who are watching this, there is some real concern here that men could have long-term issues of erectile dysfunction. This brought to you by the Cialis Company, I'm sure. I don't know if it's true.

Because we know that it causes issues in the vasculature said dr uh dina grayson sound like a woman to me up in that motherfucker but she say make your dicks off that's faggot stuff you want to call by its name that's strictly for fags i think we have uh well this is what she this is why i don't believe too much what she she says. This is the diagram she used to. It's a kill combo. God, if I had that girth, I wouldn't be doing a podcast. Well, maybe I would, but it would be one of those, you know, you tune in, I'm in my bed. Guys do that too now.

You've got to be schlonging me. Although if I was 18 or 20 and had a fucking piece of wood like you read about it, probably money on the side. Nick, you're saying you have no morals? Exactly what I'm saying. Nick, you're saying you have no morals? Exactly what I'm saying. She says, this is something that is of real concern, Grayson added, not having any prick stuck in her in years.

Noting the illness can have long-term, lifelong potential complications. Yeah, potential. Potential complications. You don't know. Your son looks like a fag to me. Looks like a cucumber to me is what he looks like. Anyways. So once again, the fascism from the left,

and you've seen it obviously, it's even more noticeable now with the fraud and how they're reporting on it, or not reporting on it, I should say, that they're in cahoots. The Democrat Party, the media, we knew that as a big tech. We knew that, too. And college campuses and now doctors. I mean, we used to we do plenty of stories where a college professor gets booted or suspended

for saying something. But now doctors, people who actually have degrees in science, are getting in trouble. Well, who do you mean, Nick? Well, Dr. La Tulip. That's what he says. He says his name in the clip, La Tulip. That's French for fucking tulip. Okay. Now, hold on a second before we play the clip. Okay. Now, hold on a second before we play the clip. That's the doctor in Oregon at a rally. And, you know, I love him because he's got big balls. We're going to play a clip in a second. But you can't have a lady like doing an exorcism behind you, making it look like she thinks you are the devil when she's on your side. And I'm not making fun of Christians and shit, but why do you bring that to a rally? You know, it makes it look like the left is right and he needs God's help.

I don't know. Anyways, Dr. Lot to Lope. It all started with this video a month ago. Let's show the video. I want you to know that I never shut down during the entire COVID season from the time it was declared to now. I hate to tell you this, I might scare you, but I and my staff, none of us once wore a mask in my clinic. Not once.

And how many problems did we have in our clinic from that? Zero. Absolutely none. I treated approximately 75 cases of COVID. The last time I saw a COVID case was on February 10th of this past year. I've seen nothing this year. I've seen no flu yet this year. And we have been utterly duped.

And I want you to know that this is insanity. And the purpose was only to shut down the American people. Amen. You are correct, sir. Never put on a mask. Anyways, what was what was the result of him saying that in public? Yesterday, the state of Oregon revoked the medical license of the speaker, Dr. Stephen Latulip, for unprofessional and dishonorable conduct. So apparently, the state knows more about medicine than Dr. LaTulip. Do you see what's going on here? Didn't the left say follow science? That's what he's doing.

He didn't wear a mask. Neither did his nurses. And you know what? Nothing ever happened. Follow that science, you motherless fucks. But I still don't like that lady holding that crucivix. She looks like Sybil's mother. They're saying that's unprofessional and dishonorable. But what, telling us the truth about it? How dare you? The doctor called the lockdowns a threat to the American people and threat to freedom and the Constitution and petitioned the crowd to remove their masks of shame while the physician acknowledged the virus was real. Look, Tlaib said it is a common cold virus that we have been saying here that has been with us forever.

Please don't be duped, he said. God bless this son of a bitch. You have an immune system, unless you're Freddie Mercury or some other lead dancer in a gay play. You have an immune system, he said. Tlaloc also said he has treated 75 cases for coronavirus. Every one of the patients got better in a week. Don't let them put you in a state of fear, the doctor urged. That is oppression. For his heresy, the Oregon Medical Board issued an emergency suspension. Oh, the medical board did. I'm sorry. We do everything by committee in here, in this country. That includes the NFL when somebody jumps off sides and the refs have to talk about it. Everything's done by committee. That's when you should get nervous. Anyways, they issued

a suspension of Latulip's license, finding the doctor engaged in unprofessional and disarming conduct. Who reported it? NBC. The emergency suspension claims that La Tulip told a patient in July that asymptomatic people should not be tested and that wearing a face mask does not prevent transmission of the but he's both he's right on both cases do you understand if you don't have any symptoms why they made you get tested anyways? I think you do. Remember, people get, hospitals get paid, and how many false negatives and positives? It's not even reliable.

My doctor here that I went to, I told him he had a partner who tested negative twice. I told him I was exhausted for like a month, and he goes, my partner, another doctor, he goes the same thing. He tested negative twice, right? And then he said he got so fatigued for a month. And then they tested him again. They tested him for the antibodies. And he had them. Which means what? He got a false answer on his test. Dr. LaTulip reportedly directed the patient not to self-isolate because according to LaTulip, or Tulip, exposing other people to the virus would help those people build immunities

against the disease, which has been proven in like Norway and Sweden or wherever the fuck. So don't listen to Don Lemon. Unbelievable. So he's got the, and I bet you can't find that clip now. Can you? I'm surprised that even made it through. Zuckerberg's litmus test for truth.

Look at her. Do you denounce Satan? Do you denounce her. Do you denounce Satan? Do you denounce Satan? Do you denounce Satan? I do. It's like Michael Corleone. He looks like a head coach for Kentucky, doesn't he? Jack McNell.

We've read this one right before coming on the air. The Ravens? You know the Baltimore Ravens, folks. Lamar Jackson. Anyways, the Ravens president, Dick Cass, released a statement on Saturday after the recent COVID-19 outbreak within the organization. Of course, it's Baltimore. You can catch anything. Cass said the Ravens were informed by the NFL that there were at least four unique strains of COVID-19

within the team's facility. Let me repeat that. At least four unique strains of COVID-19 within the team's facility. Son of a whore! I don't, have you ever heard of multiple strains of this shit? I hadn't. Leave it to the Ravens.

It was probably, you know what it was? It was probably COVID mixed in with the athlete's foot and jock rot and shit. Some type of, created some type of hybrid. Based on information provided by the NFL, we have learned that we had at least, this is the president of the Ravens saying, we had at least four unique strains of COVID-19. COVID-19 A, B, C, and D. No, Cass said three of the four were stopped.

Can you tell us what they are? And not spread within our organization. Unfortunately, the fourth one, this was stronger than gonorrhea in Vietnam. Unfortunately, the fourth one was a highly contagious strain spread through our organization. The team's president added that the Ravens will be vigilant moving forward to ensure an outbreak does not happen again. And nobody gives a fuck, so shut it. Oh, poor you. What I'd do is I wouldn't have put that public. I would not have told the people about it, right? And you just play the other teams, and then they all test fucking positive. And by then, all better and you get a buy in the first round of the play he says we cannot undo what has occurred um but we can do

our best to learn from what has happened oh i i hate to learn from your mistake speech i just life doesn't work like that you fuck up and then you move on and what you fucked up on never shows up again. It's some other fucking emergency. That's the attitude I've had that got me where I am. We can do our best to learn from what has happened and be vigilant moving forward to ensure that it does not happen again.

As the recent experience has shown us, this virus does not need a large opening to spread within an organization. And 99 percent compliance is not a passing grade when dealing with this virus. Shut your fucking. We just reported a doctor who did zero percent. zero percent vigilance and he's fine and so his nurses on saturday the ravens reduced their covid19 reserve list oh my god day-to-day with polio they was uh they reduced their reserve list covid19 they have a covid19 reserve to just 10. The team has not had a positive test for four straight days. Baltimore will host the Dallas Cowboys on Tuesday night. This is the one thing I sort of like about it.

We got football, you know, 19 college football games on Saturday. The NFL, you got a lot, but now there's two games tonight. Some more on Tuesday. And you know what they're going to find? They're going to find the ratings are great on these games. And now we're going to have to watch football after COVID's over around the – it started out with Monday football, remember? Monday night football, then Thursday night, Sunday night, eventually.

That's my – all part of the plan. But four unique strains of COVID? I only know one strain, you know, the one I had, it tastes like a raspberry and it makes you sweat. Scott Adams, who Scott Adams folks. We talked about him last week. I couldn't remember his first name. It was Scott. I said, I knew it was something Christian Adams. And I believe it's the same guy. Remember I did the report. I just read it last week. informative he says you make a mistake if you're looking for fraud and worried about the software glitches and he said the real problem was remember i told you

about that uh all that money zuckerberg put in 350 million and it funded all these local progressive movements that got out the boat some some of it illegal remember this is the guy who wrote that i think and i'm not sure but this guy you know the you know the animated cartoon strip dilbert i think this guy created it he's a smart dude anyway scott adams has shocking footage and a message uh to useful idiots on the left is what i wrote. This is, so the next time you're watching TV and you hear this with no substantiated claims or with wild claims with no evidence whatsoever, I don't know, you think videotape is,

anyways, this is Scott Adams telling you basically what I read from that last article last week, but here he is in his own words. Everybody looking for this little bits of evidence of whether this election was stolen or not, it's complete misdirection. You don't need evidence if bullies chased out the witnesses. You're not letting me in? Let me say that again. Bullies chased out witnesses in the key cities. They've thrown all the Republican challenges out of this room.

Pause. You hear that? All the Republican challenges out of this room now. Is that fucking evidence enough? Don Lemon, Jim Acosta, Neil Diamond, whoever that kid was earlier. Yeah, Jared. Did you hear what that guy just said?

All Republican challenges out of the room. Oh, yeah, nothing went on there. Go ahead. Just as one little fact, bullies chased out witnesses. Oh, bullies. Pause. Pause. Did you hear that applause?

That was people working at the polling places, applauding when the Republican challengers were thrown out. Do you need any more evidence? It would be like having O.J. with Nicole's head in his lap. Go ahead. The majority inspector threatened to slap me in the face. If you're telling us to leave, we will leave. Yes. Okay. Sergeant, we will leave. They put cardboard over the windows? Will you let them in?

I can't. Every f***ing thing you say after that doesn't matter. All that matters is it was non-transparent by force. And if you allow yourself to imagine the other stuff matters, you are victim of misinformation and misdirection. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. You are correct, sir.

You got them on camera telling the fucking Republican people that are supposed to be watching the polls that to get out. All right, get up. I will. And do you hear what he said? Anything after that? That evidence?

He's right. It's absolute bullshit if you're on the left and saying this was on the up and up. Anything after that, you're, like he just said, you're being brainwashed and duped. Excellent. Excellent, my friend. Is that enough, Jace? I think it is. Yeah? Sure.

Folks, that's it. I'm going to do a nice Zoom thing with Noam, the owner of the, Noam Dwarman, the owner of the Comedy Cellar, who's a very interesting guy. We'll probably air it later this week, I'm guessing. So don't forget, watch it, because he's, the guys that went to UPenn, I think he, I don't know if he went to law school or not. I think he did. Brilliant. Right. But he thinks like us. Give us a little credibility. Although he did not vote for Trump. Remember we got into it, but he, why am I going to have him on? He kept texting me this week. I got three texts. We were supposed to have him on about a month ago and he fucked up. He texted me. I kept getting this text over the weekend. Fuck the left. I want to be on the show. So I'm interested in what he has to say.

So we're going to do that now, and then you'll probably see it later this week. Anyways, that is it. Again, thank you guys for contributing at nickdip.com and at Patreon. Don't forget to go to thecomicsgym.com. That's our new home. And don't forget cameo.com. You can request me. I'll send a little personal video that I'll make on my phone roasting one of your friends or relatives, telling somebody to wake up and smell the coffee if they're on the fucking left and they're being duped. Or say happy birthday to your sister and tell her to pick up her shoes at my house. Now, anyways, that is it. You guys think that I would say you're very welcome.

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