The Nick DiPaolo Show - Ruling Class Riddled with White Self Hatred | Nick DiPaolo Show #356

Episode Date: June 2, 2020

Floyd's brother says the rioting won't bring him back. Trump to take executive action to stop rioting. More cops under attack. Thank you Scott S. from Omaha, NE for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo here. How are you? I'm here to say one thing. Give me the money, understand me? Give me the fucking money, you hear me? You hear me? I gotta come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money. That's my way of asking. You know the show is free Monday through Thursday now, okay? And your daily contributions make it possible to do this show. Sounds like a commercial for PBS. Look at you sitting there not contributing, you selfish cocksuckers.

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years. And because it's so racial right now, you're not going to be able to hear any of what I say anywhere else. And I know that's what you're black, white, whatever color you are, that's what you're yearning for. Just to hear some truth, it might not always make you happy, but, and we still find time to laugh as bleak as this world gets. anyways don't forget to hit that subscribe button when you're watching my youtube channel alright and we thank you so much

for supporting the Nick DiPaolo podcast guitar solo Oh yeah, you know the sound, you know what I mean. Right in America. How you doing folks? Welcome to the show on a beautiful Tuesday in Georgia. Love it down here. Absolutely love it. You know what I'm saying? It's a simple life. It's a beautiful thing. Fighter jets flying over my town. I hear revelry in the morning and shit because it's an Air Force base. Black and white people going to church together dressed up on Sunday. It's kind of nice. Go back to New York. Why don't you? I have a bunch of Karens yelling at you.

Go to the dentist and listen to people talk bad-mouthed Trump in the waiting room as I fucking growl at him. Cable guys not showing up for fucking two days because they know who I am and don't like my politics. Go back to New York. Suck my European balls.

Yeah! Mr. DiPaolo, no one can be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. Who says I'm pretending, Bob? I have Nick the Pig as a friend. I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore! Let's get right to it. You like my video of my dog yesterday? Training him to be a killer?

I think he's racist. He only barks at black people when they walk by my house. We have a black mailman. The poor fucking guy's tortured. Cool Joe! Cool Joe! mailman. The poor fucking guy's tortured. Kojo. Kojo. Oh, he got me. Kojo. It's Kojo. Kojo.

Alright. That's right. He guarded the Waffle House last night. Half Shih Tzu, half fucking psycho. Half Charlie Manson, half Terrier. I don't know what the fuck it is. Anyways, let's get right to it. My producer just sent me this right before I went on air. I lived in L.A. You'll never meet shallower women in L.A.

I used to have a joke saying that they should wear no diving signs around their neck. They're so fucking shallow. But watch this. This is the typical fucking LA liberal. This was on Instagram or whatever, Twitter. Watch this broad. Actually stops.

There's a guy boarding up a building and she has to hold the drill to make it look like she's doing her part. Fucking Instagram douche. Go ahead. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

We're all boyfriends of Instagram. Good job, guys. BLM. Good job, guys. BLM. BCM. Black's cock matter to you. Black's cock?

Black cocks. A, she was a hooah. B, she was a hooah. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. She actually asked the guy to hold the drill. That is, doesn't even know. That's what we're dealing with.

You see all those people running and looting? That's what we're dealing with. Fucking brain-dead people and they're being led, our politicians, by stupider people. We have one leader

in this country. It's Trump. And Barr and Pompeo. After that, it's fucking frightening on both sides of the aisle. Fucking retards. Can I hold the drill? I thought you had some nice legs, though. I've got to be honest.

I'd let her hold my drill any time. Yeah. Let me use my drill on you. That's the deal. Put that on Instagram. Me fucking decorating your fucking ass like Tom Carvel with a nice load. No need for that type of talk, Early. You want to bet? All right. Let's get to it. We'll start from the beginning, sort of from yesterday,

before we get to all the rioting last night. And I didn't see military busting heads. I'm a little disappointed. But medical examiner, we have a second report. George Floyd was killed by asphyxia due to neck and back compression. Ooh, you're going to have to be Quincy to figure that one out,

according to an independent medical examiner's report Monday. The report by former New York City M.E. This is a guy. Remember, he used to be on HBO with his own show. Michael Baden. Look at him. Einstein's fucking grandson. And Dr. Alicia Wilson was released several hours before the county medical examiner overseeing the case in minnesota ruled floyd's death a homicide citing neck impression as the car it does matter a little bit because if it wasn't you know if if they said it was a heart attack this guy had drugs in his system and shit i get it do i have to say this every time not saying it but i'm just saying it would

change the charges but you can all see even if he had a heart attack the stress was brought on by a guy standing on his neck kneeling on his neck so that's why it's homicide but if you remember uh the initial the initial uh preliminary autopsy by the hennepin county medical examiner's office claimed that floyd died from the combined effects of being restrained possible intoxicants and underlying health issues, including heart disease. But that's the key phrase of being restrained. So it's still homicide. They both rule the same.

But this guy, you know, this latest one said it was, you know, from compression on his neck. And he's absolutely right. I think we could all see that. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? There were no physical findings to support diagnosis of traumatic asphyxia or strangulation. That was the preliminary thing, which let's be folks. Let's all be happy that it's ruled homicide, because if they gave any wiggle room to a jury and this guy was in

charge with murder or whatever if there's anything left of this country they'd destroy that too right anyways wilson said monday before the county's uh updater put our findings do differ minnesota authorities claim that there's no evidence of asphyxia while she and bodden insist there was evidence in this case of traumatic asphyxia she'll look like it to everybody and by the way did you see the poll for you people who think you know this country's uh just chronically racist and out to kill all black did you see the 96 of the people in this country agree that this fucking cop you know killed this guy we're all in agreement unless you're insane i'd hate to talk to the four percent who disagree but we're all in agreement so stop with

the systemic race and open season blah blah blah sucking same narrative that put it put us in this place in the first place uh but the updated county report found cause of death cardiopulmonary arrest complicating law enforcement subdual restraint and neck compression. Manner of death, homicide, it said. How injury occurred. Descendant experienced a cardiopulmonary arrest while being restrained by law enforcement officers. Just the facts, ma'am. It added that it also found other significant conditions,

arteriosclerotic and hypertensive heart disease, fentanyl intoxication, recent methamphetamine use. This all contributed, but none of that would have been triggered unless you're leaning on the guy's carotid artery, stopping blood to his brain. If you watch UFC, you know, seen a few chokeholds. But Wilson said Floyd had no significant evidence of heart disease.

Biden said Floyd was in good health before the fatal racially charged encounter during what should have been a routine arrest. The cause of death is what is seen at the time of uh death on the video footage he couldn't breathe biden said of floyd yes exactly uh when he said i can't breathe unfortunately many uh biden's this is biden many police officers are in the impression that if you can talk you're breathing breathing, Biden said. That's not true. I know that from sex. Honey? Girls like to be choked during sex.

But you don't use just, you do the police hold. Hit them with, you got them cuffed and shit. You're whacking him on the end. Ever have your wife tap out? That's good sex. When he said, I can't breathe, I'm watching money. Yeah, exactly. The family expert said it appears that Floyd died at the scene. Yeah, he did.

We all saw it. So I'm glad they cleared that up because there'll be another... By the way, I played that clip of that Polish kid who went undercover with Antifa. You know the clip I told you guys to watch? I don't know if you watched. He said, this isn't going away.

This is going to be a long, hot summer of this shit. Sure looks it from last night. More carnage last night. Oh, and by the way, to the 500 people, Twitter followers who unfollowed me because they go, oh, I didn't know you felt that way. Let me get this straight. You've been a fan of mine for 30 years. My comedy. My message has been consistent for 30 years.

You didn't know I was for the truth and law and order. You didn't know I was for the truth and law and order? And I don't buy into the fucking left-wing mainstream media's narrative that this country is just irredeemably racist? That really? Because of the show I did yesterday when I spoke honestly? So glad you're gone. By the way, those 500, we picked up 1,000 YouTube subscribers in two days, which is where it really counts.

Anyway, what a sewer fucking Twitter is. Unbelievable. See, that's how people are. I do have fans on both sides of the aisle, believe it or not. You know, I do have libs who think I'm funny and shit. But then there's those people. Oh, you're funny until I disagree with your politics and you're a jerk. Those are lefties. I could always laugh at John, even Al Franken made me laugh. People, people hated John Stewart. Um, you know, but that's not how they are on the left. So apparently I'm a racist and what the fuck upset you that I said yesterday, I couldn't have been. The first thing I established was I hope this cop dies in jail, as we all do. But what's going on now has nothing to do with Mr. Floyd's death.

It's all about bringing down this society as it exists. So where did I lose you? Saying that a 400-pound black woman coming out of Ross with a bunch of clothes might not be Antifa. as it exists. So where did I lose you? Saying that a 400-pound black woman coming out of Ross with a bunch of clothes might not be Antifa? Where did I lose you? You believe the country's systemic racism, which is a fucking myth.

Do you know why they say that? They say it's institutional racism. It relieves them of the obligation of having to prove their case on an individual base. Do you know what I'm saying? It's much easier to say, oh, it's just racist. Well, give me some examples. No, you can't.

It can't be fixed. That's your lesson for today. Obama will say, that's a teachable moment. By the way, he and Holder are just as responsible for what's going on today. Remember, hands up. Don't shoot. Total farce. Remember? Obama sent Holder in before anybody even knew what was going on. Remember how they handled it? Obama could have been, he was a biracial president. He was the guy that could turn down the temperature as far as racism, racial injustice, but he didn't. He inflamed it. So his fingerprints are on this too. He was speaking out yesterday, but whatever. He has to. I mean, Joe Biden's the nominee. I almost hope he wins just to see him.

He'll be the first guy to shit his pants at the inauguration. I almost hope he wins just to see him. He'll be the first guy to shit his pants at the inauguration. Nothing Raz, I thought that was pretty funny. Raz is like watching porn while I'm doing this. What are you watching, Big Floyd? What did he say? Was it Landlord?

No, I was trying to find a clip. Bob Odenkirk. Oh, Odenkirk. He's a fan. Yes. Bobby Odenkirk. I always assumed Odenkirk. Oh, Odenkirk. He's a fan. Yes. Bobby Odenkirk. I always assumed Odenkirk. You guys know.

Call Saul. Him and David Cross did a very funny show. David Cross is really liberal. I hate his politics, but he's a funny fuck, I think. Odenkirk, I always assumed just because he was in showbiz and he was friends with David Cross

that he had... But he's really an apolitical guy. But he voted for me. Because I don't really... No, I don't really political i just want to who's funny like i know you know who's real conservative who's a friend of yours who's a face you know uh very conservative who is funny isn't norm mcdonald uh kind of i think he's really funny he's brilliant one of the funniest guys ever i always thought nick dipalo was pretty damn funny. Goddamn right, Bobby.

Who's Nick DiPaolo? I should know that. He's a comic, a New York comic. How do you not know me, you piece of shit? And he is very conservative. But you find him funny. And I'm not very conservative. He said, yeah, damn funny.

You cut off the best line, Raz. What kind of producer are you? What's the matter? He can be damn funny. What kind of people are these, Henry? I was so happy to hear that because I fucking, you know, he's a, I don't know. I just assumed he was like David Cross. And I like David Cross.

I like his comedy. But, you know, he's a fucking left-wing psycho. Everything's Trump's fault and blah, blah. He's a funny fuck. I think he grew up in, where did he grow up, David? Georgia or Virginia? Georgia. Now, I think you grew up in, where did you grow up, Dave? Georgia or Virginia? Georgia. Georgia, right?

That's kind of tough being a Jewish kid in Georgia in the early 40s. Am I right, Dave? Smoking cigarettes and vaping. I'm going to have the lungs of a 200-year-old mummy in about three weeks. I hawked up a fucking loogie today. It must have been six pounds. I was going to bread it. Who likes oysters?

I love this job. You guys may never see me do stand up again. Let's fucking kick this up so I can make a trillion dollars a year. Just sit here. My wife told me something very interesting. She was reading a local paper, Savannah, about, they're worried about Antifa or Black Lives Matter or both. Sort of, there was something saying they were implying they were coming to Savannah maybe this weekend. And they said some people have already seen backpacks being dropped off in certain spots.

And I want to go downtown and look, see if there's any pallets of bricks. If that kicks off, I'm working this weekend. I'm down there with my MAGA hat and a fucking Louisville slugger. Scott in Omaha, Nebraska. Nick, what do you think about the pallets of bricks appearing out of nowhere at riot locations? I think they're just masons. They're ready to build some buildings.

I don't think there's anything weird about pallets showing up where riots are going to happen a couple hours later. No, I think it's just hardworking guys. And, you know, I know, Scott, what do I think about it? That proves it's organized. Prove it. Bringing bricks and shit. And again, for you people who hate Antifa,

you should be dropping off pallets of guns for your friends. Put them in fucking birthday cakes and wedding cakes, whatever. Then you just break them out. You run into the pastry store when the riot breaks out. Got a slice of that nice fucking lemon pie.

And get your glock out of there. Yeah, no, Scott, no doubt about it. This August, you know, George Soros is his money, people like that. And what's scaring the shit out of me is these lib politicians, these governors, mayors of these cities are actually, actually like siding with Antifa. I got a few examples of it later on. But then they showed cops taking knees yesterday.

The rioters, the protesters asking them, I guess we'll call them protesters because these weren't the violent ones, asking cops to take in the end. They're doing it. Does that make you feel comfortable that the protesters slash rioters are in charge? That's how PC we've become. If you're a cop, you go, go fuck yourself. Really? You're trying to protect. Oh, boy. We are in such deep trouble.

It's scaring me. You know what was a bright spot yesterday? Mr. Floyd, what's Floyd's first name? George. George Floyd's brother, Terrence. This was what we need, okay? He came out and gave a little speech telling people to calm it down and shit. And he made perfect sense.

And we got to give him big props. Here he is yesterday. If I'm not over here wilding out. If I'm not over here blowing up stuff. If I'm not over here messing up my community. What are y'all doing? what are y'all doing what are y'all doing y'all doing nothing because that's not gonna bring my brother back at all you know i fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you you are correct sir but let me just analyze this again and i told you this yesterday the narrative is starting to turn into when he say what are you fucking messing up if i'm not messing up the

community and did you hear the woman you can hear go yeah uh she said something yeah mess up your own community it's turning into a black white and and antifa's young most of a young white punks right um but it but but their cause is to burn down the whole system and they'll do that by any means necessary ironically what starting a race war or whatever the fuck they want this torn down but it's the narrative starting to turn into these white kids are burning down black neighborhoods and shit those aren't antifa kids running out of stores and breaking when when you see black kids breaking windows that that's not antifa but but i'm so glad he came out and he was talking to everybody but you know i'm saying other stories are implying you know because the secret's out

antifa's like fucking young white radicals. Bernie Sanders is I don't know what he said yesterday, implying that he's, you know, with Antifa. I but a big thumbs up to Terrence Floyd for trying to bring the temperature down. And then our president who, again, he's the only one that has any balls. And I know everybody's trying to pin this on him. The pandemic. How do you like Trump now with a pandemic and what's going on?

Like this all started. Like he had anything to do with the pandemic or what just happened. He's still a racist. I don't see any white supremacists out there. Where's the dog whistles and all that shit? I get so depressed reading the news and reading stuff online,

how brainwashed most of this country is. And it's because of 40 years of the mainstream media telling you a big lie until it became the truth. It's so creepy. Anyways, Trump said during a statement in the rose garden of money that he's taking excuse me immediate action to mobilize all available federal resources to stop riots and looting across the country threatening to deploy the military uh if states don't send the National Guard in to fucking help. So he's taking...

You want to go to war? Come on. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay? Tony, coño. I am your voice. He says, I will fight to protect you, Trump said in an evening protest, ahead of what's expected to be more protests in the city. This was yesterday in the afternoon. Washington, Monday night. Immediately following the speech in an extraordinary scene, the president and his entourage.

Oh, we have a clip of him saying. If a city or state refuses to take the actions that are necessary to defend the life and property of their residents, then I will deploy the United States military and quickly solve the problem for them. I guess I cut it off a little quick, but I love how he's been. He's taking shit for that, too. Calling out the liberal governors who stand by and watch their city burn. So he's going to call in the military. I forget the name of the act. It hasn't been used in forever. So, oh my God, how dare he? What the fuck are you people looking at out there? Your fucking country's burning down. Hmm. The Marines versus a bunch of street punks from Oregon.

Hmm. I'll take the Marines minus 50 for 10,000. Know what I'm saying? Let's see how tough you are when 10 leathernecks are staring at you. You see him talking shit to the cops in their face and shit. And I see too many female chick cops out there. They're about five, five, 108 pounds. What's that got to do with it? I'm telling you, you're only strong as your weakest soldier. After he said that, immediately after the speech in the Rose Garden, it was an extraordinary scene. The president and his entourage walked outside of the White House across Lafayette Square.

I was watching this going, what's he fucking, Nazi's ass going to get picked on? But what he's doing is showing he's not afraid to St. John's Episcopal Church, which caught on fire during the protests the night before. But here's Trump walking over to the historic church. His chief of staff, the secretary of defense, his press team, his daughter and his son-in-law across Lafayette Park, the area of the nation's capital that had just moments before that

been cleared with tear gas and rubber pellets where peaceful protesters had been. The president here is appearing in front of St. John's Church. It's known as the president's church. Every president has attended services there. I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I.

Beneath him be. small as I. He cannot above me, nor I. But he's here with me. Salacious 17th century. He didn't look too comfortable holding that book. Switching it around and shit. Somebody said it was upside down. Yeah, put a

Hustler magazine in his hand. I'll be fine with it. But he goes to church. You know what I mean? They just question every, I just can't take it anymore. I can't believe where we are as far as journalism and the truth and how corrupt. It's fucking mind-blowing. On Sunday night, rioters set fire to that church, St. John's Church. The parish house contains offices and parlors for gatherings. The basement, which was also tossed, is used for child care during church services and had recently undergone renovations. However, the damage could have been a lot worse, according to Reverend Bob Fisher.

He said that while he was chasing an eight-year-old in a tight bathing suit. Listen, kids. What is this? Trump said, I have recommended every governor deploy the National Guard in sufficient numbers till we dominate the streets. The president said,

we are ending right now. We already did this. Trump had dispatched thousands, thousands of heavily armed soldiers and military personnel. I didn't see that last night. So that was Donald Trump, what he had to say yesterday. Now, here is his potential opponent come November.

I still don't believe it. Still can't believe this mamalook, this chooch, this fucking idiot is still the nominee for the Dems. I just don't believe it's going to happen. But apparently somebody does. Biden, he actually said something I almost agreed with. He's actually, he's being stronger than me when it comes. Biden says police should be trained to shoot them in the leg instead of the heart. Somebody ought to shoot you in the leg.

Did you read my funny tweet? Hey, wait a minute. I don't think Tommy put it up. Biden said that Trump is breathing oxygen into the hate. At least it's not coming from a tank strapped to his leg, you cock. Tommy, did you put that one up? I didn't see it. Maybe you did. Here's Joe Biden in a black church, you know, sucking black ass like white politicians do to get those six votes, which I'll never understand. Go ahead. Show stupid. Go ahead.

Show stupid. And the idea that instead of standing there and teaching a cop who's an unarmed person coming at him with a knife or something and shooting him in the leg instead of in the heart is a very different thing. There's a lot of different things that can change. Yeah. Ha. Did you do that when you were the vice president?

Did any of that come out? What are we doing? What's going on right now? You know you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck. You know that? Jesus Christ. He's got the mask on, right? Are we showing another clip of him or no?

Is that it? That's it. Two minutes later, the same speech, right where he he stands, he's got the mask under his chin. Do you need it or don't you, Joe? And when you're speaking with it down here, you're just letting people know, look, I have my mask. Look at him. It's like a surgeon wandered into the church. I say, now, shoot him in the leg. I was surprised that came out of him. And I like my solution better with a goddamn rubber bullet in an automatic weapon. You know, they can carry assault rifles, a military.

Rubber bullets. You know, you can actually kill somebody with a rubber bullet if it hits them. You know how I know that? Red Sox I think 2013 they won the World Series. The next day big parade in Boston. Shit started getting out of hand. Cops shot rubber bullets. A girl was killed.

Got hit in the eye. But those fuckers hurt. I know that. My dad had a lot of rubber bullets. Did I tell you I had a kid shoot me in the back with a BB gun on purpose? When I was like 12, I had a Daisy air rifle. It was a hot summer day.

I got no shirt on. I go, hey, I'm going to run down the driveway. Shoot me in the back. I said, only pump it twice. So I'm running, and I hear, and I. I said, only pump it twice. So I'm running and I hear. And I go, okay, you should be shooting now. Popped out like seven times. Fucking broke the skin in the middle of my back.

It was actually bleeding. Fucking, I said twice. Kid's like, watch this. I kept running, I'm like, why hasn't he shot me yet? Watch this. I kept running. I'm like, why hasn't he shot me yet? But so Biden's coming out with his stance, right? He's getting pushback because, you know, he broke that bill, the crime bill, whenever when he was back in 1990, something that put a lot, supposedly put a lot of black and brown people in jail uh he said in the obama administration we set up the justice department the ability for the civil rights division to go in and look at the practices and policies of police

departments that's why we're able to stop uh stop and frisk re-establish that with more teeth in it because we also have to fundamentally change the way in which police are trained he contained it's not the police who need changing. There's certain cultures that need to change. I love how it's the police's fault. In this Floyd case, it is. But again, this doesn't happen. It happens fucking one in a zillion times.

You guys have drank the Kool-Aid. Then Reverend Shanika Perry, what color is she? Youth pastor of Bethel AME Church brought up concerns young people have with Biden's support of the 1994 crime bill. She said it's been difficult to serve as a surrogate to them, meaning the Dems and by because they have great issues with the participation in that. And so they want to know she's talking about her constituents. And so they want to know, how do you plan to undo the impact of the mass incarceration and the things that have resulted from that particular crime bill? She told the vice president he jumped into the White House race 14 months ago. She told the vice president he jumped into the White House race 14 months ago. Biden was slammed by many of his nomination rivals for his role leading efforts to write and pass the 1994 Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act. The law has been long criticized for unfairly impacting minorities for its three strikes rule, which expanded the death penalty and increased incarcerations and for encouraging

tougher parole rules. What do you want? You just want to make. Crime was up there. That's why it was passed. This is such fucking nonsense. The street, the three strikes rule. How many stories we've done rather than this show?

Just last week, guys out on parole. You look at his record, he's had like, you know, three times busted with guns and shit. And two judges, remember the two female judges let this rapist, they wanted to send him to a program,

and he went out and raped again. We read those stories all the time. So I don't want to hear how it impacts the minority community unfairly. The cops deal with minorities because they, what's the word I'm looking for? They create a disporsional amount of crime. Now you can have that argument whether it's socioeconomic or not or whatever. Whatever. But that's why shit like that was passed. now you can have that argument whether it's socioeconomic or not or whatever, whatever. But that's why shit like that was passed.

For every guy who went to jail because of the three strikes law, we read about people who have been arrested 60 times that are walking the streets. And how about the fucking libs letting all these criminals out because of COVID?

You don't think they're raising havoc during this unrest? It's a country of law and order, folks. Okay? Mass incarceration. What does that even fucking mean? Yeah, we have a ton of criminals in this country. That's why we have more criminals in prison. And I say build more prisons if there's more crime. You don't just go, wow, this looks bad. There's too many people. And you want me to believe they're all in prison unjustly? Ay-yi-yi.

Early last year, before he launched his presidential campaign, Biden apologized for his past stance on criminal justice. Of course he did. He's trying to get elected. And last summer his past stance on criminal justice. Of course he did. He's trying to get elected. And last summer, he introduced a criminal justice plan that would reverse some of the elements of the 1994 law by eliminating racial disparities and providing second chances for those incarcerated. That's what we need to do. Take our foot off the gas pedal as the country's burning. Is that what you learned from this? Come on. Biggest fucking myth ever, in my opinion.

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I don't know what any of those words mean. None. I don't know what any of those words mean. None. I was raised Catholic. I don't know what Episcopal is. I don't know what a diocese is. I just know one thing. When I used to get communion, it would give me heartburn.

The fucking wafer would give me heartburn. The body of Jesus would give me heartburn. The body of Jesus would give me heartburn. By the time I was 14, I thought Pepto-Bismol was the antichrist. Anyways, Marianne Boud, the Bishop of Episcopal Diary, there she is there, being handed something that the guy in the back holding the book just violated an altar boy with. She's looking for some type of fucking fecal residue. Look at that silly hat. For Christ's sake, it looks like Prince.

First album. Anyways, she's mad. Monday, she only learned of president trump's visit to that historic saint john's episcopal church by watching it on the news apparently that made her uh very upset i don't know why i just don't understand uh any of that that's what i'm fucking looking for him oh for you. I don't want President Trump. This is her.

This is her. Again, look at her. She's a man. Let's be honest. I don't want President Trump speaking for St. John's. Bud said. I am outraged. Fucking spare me a diarrhea i am the bishop of the episcopal diocese of washington and was not given even a courtesy call that they would be clearing with tear gas so they could use one of our churches

as a prop holding a bible one that declares that god is love and with everything he has said and done to inflame violence why don't you go fucking down on your sister? Jesus Christ. No pun intended. Where's my retard alert button? I can't find my... Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. I don't want the President Trump speaking for St. John, she said. I'm outraged. I'm outraged at your silly hat. for St. John, she said. I'm outraged. I'm outraged at your silly hat. And the guy in the background looking at a

fucking old issue of Blue Boy. Hey, Tom, check this kid out. He's like 14. Look at the locks on him. Nick, that's the Catholic. I don't give a rat's ass. Here's where people find out that I'm not conservative. People come up to me when I do the comedy sell in Washington Square Park.

Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus? No, I'm trying to have one with that fucking hooker on 3rd and fucking McNichol. and fucking McNichol. Bood said the church does not associate itself with Trump's messages or his response to the killing of Floyd. Oh, is that right?

Is that right? You don't? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't agree with Trump's response to the Floyd killing? So you're for the Floyd killing? Is that what you're saying?

Because he's against it. He said it was murder. You disagree with that? You disagree with everything he says? Do you even listen to him? You're too busy spray painting your hat. Fucking idiot. We hold the teachings of our sacred text to be so, so grounding to our lives and everything we do. And it's about love of neighbor and a sacrificial love and justice, she told the Post. St. John's was one of many historic D.C. buildings vandalized over the weekend. Businesses around the White House had windows shattered.

Spray paint was left on monuments along the National Mall by people who hate Trump. Were you in that crowd? You disagree with everything he stands for. So whose side are you on? Look at her looking at that thing. She's trying to figure out how to put batteries in it.

Funabula. You notice I've abandoned the shirt and tie? Fucking. Okay, let's get to it with the what? Fucking 10 minutes left in the show. But the violence last night, I thought I was going to see Marines choking out people. You know what I mean?

Soldiers headbutting people. That's what it sounded like Trump was going to do. Cop shot in the head. It was horrible last night. This is the seventh night. Going on eight tonight. Cop shot in the head in one of two police-involved shootings at a protest in Las Vegas. What the local sheriff says were two protest-related shootings in Vegas Monday night

left a Vegas police officer on life support and resulted in the death of a suspect at another scene. I'll remind you again, this has nothing to do with George Floyd anymore. He said officers were attempting to disperse a large crowd of demonstrators in front of the circus hotel and casino on the strip and were being hit with rocks and bottles from the crowd. You know, Obama voters, Bernie voters, while trying to detain some people lombardo said a shot rang out one of our offices went down uh the guy's fighting for his fucking life downtown city police and federal offices were posted at the stairs of the federal building

to protect it from protesters. When a man with multiple firearms who appeared to be wearing body armor reached for a firearm, Lobato said. Guess what happened? He was shot by an officer and pronounced dead at the hospital. I'm sure they'll be picketing about that tonight. Police in Vegas said Monday that 338 people were arrested during three nights of demonstrations. That's like a Tuesday night when Vegas is open. Behind a titty bar. Officers used tear gas and pepper balls to disperse the crowd late Saturday downtown and Sunday on the Vegas Strip.

And feminists protesting say, why pepper balls? Why does it have to be balls? Police said suspects were jailed despite a local court policy calling for most people accused of misdemeanor crimes to receive court summonses instead of time behind bars to help prevent the spread of the new coronavirus. Good, I love it. This guy said, fuck it, we're putting you in jail anyways.

Somebody's getting it right. More crime against cops. new coronavirus. Good. I love it. This guy said, fuck it. We'll put you in jail anyways. Somebody's getting it right. More crime against cops. And this is what you want? People on the left? People you want to trump out in a law and order guy? Is this what you want? Video. NYPD officer was attacked by several men in the Bronx Monday night as onlookers recorded the struggle and egged on the suspects. That's where we are in this country. The footage, which was tweeted by the city's Sergeant Benevolent Association, that's the SBA, shows two men forcefully toss an unknown object at an officer who's on the ground struggling with somebody else. Here's a disgusting video.

Oh! Get out of there! Get out of there! else. Here's a disgusting video. And a white man's mind. I saw a kid punk in there, too. Imagine cops just out there trying to protect people. Punk in there too. Imagine cops just out there trying to protect people. You think this, where's the military that I heard about? Where's the fucking military? The footage was tweeted by the, I saw, I already read that. During the attack, a man in the recording can be heard repeatedly yelling,

fuck 12. That's an anti-cop slang reference raz uses it a lot i don't understand why he has to be like that what's fuck 12 huh he says sheepishly fuck 12 sounds like dennis rodman after a binge in Vegas. How many did you fuck? 12. I know 187 is murder for my cop friends, right? According to Urban Dictionary, fuck 12 basically means fuck the police,

but more specifically it means fuck the police drug unit. Oh, so 12 to be the drug unit. Colin Quinn does a great bit in one of his one man shows about how young black guys and cops they should actually get along because they have so much in common like the you know the the young black kids in the city know all the cops slang and shit

he goes like when something a fight's going on there'll be a young black kid go no no no this is a 183 did a sergeant gotta get out of the car it's so fucking brilliant amid the other may uh mayhem another officer was injured on madison avenue the video showed an officer sprawled face down on the sidewalk as another cop comes to his side with a bottle of water along with posting the, the SBA wrote of the officer involved.

I guess the critics will now say he overreacted. Exactly. NYPD cops, defend yourselves. You are alone. That's coming from the Sergeant Benevolent Association. Defend yourselves. Exactly. But if they do, they're going to get in trouble because that's the world we live in.

Eventually, nobody's going to be a cop. Luckily, I'll be. Well, that could happen soon. It's scary. Why would you want to be a cop? The comment is in reference to Sunday night video that showed an NYPD cop pulling a gun on protest. pulling a gun on protest. Mayor Bill de Blasio on Monday morning

said that the officer should be stripped of his gun and badge over the threat of deadly force. What more do you need to know about de Blasio? Who the fuck said that?

Bill de Blasio. Who's the slimy little commoner shit twinkle toad cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Bill de Blasio. It's not even his real name, by the way.

What is it? Remember we looked at a Voight-Vilhelm or some shit like that? Here's some more footage of cops in Buffalo being run over. You have to look. As soon as we start this clip,

you can see a cop like laying in there. The truck goes right over him. This is up in Buffalo. just to give you an idea it's not just major cities um but here you go cop just trying to do the job keep your eye on the right see the thing it's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. Show that again, Raz. Right there. Right there. Right over the car.

Who's doing the play-by-play? Fucking Wuhan Billy? Do you like violence, folks? If you do, I got a book that I've been reading. It's getting better. A lot of revenge. A lot of supersized blues by Roger St. John. Don't judge the book by its cover.

If you see the cover, you're like, it must be about Derek Jeter's giant dick. It looks like it. But it's pretty, it moved pretty fast. A good beach read, you know what I mean? Last week I mentioned this book. I'm reading Super Size Blues. And if you have ever heard the expression, don't judge a book by its cover, this is a prime example. Once you read it, though, it's really got all the things that us Americans like.

Sex, violence, homicide. It's a typical L.A. love story. And this story really is one about revenge and brings up all sorts of questions. How would you plot revenge? How far would you go? At what point would you stop? Is there such a point? Anyway, if you haven't already, it says if you haven't already buy a copy. If you haven't already bought a point. Anyway, if you haven't already, it says if you haven't already bought a copy.

If you haven't already bought a copy, Supersize Blues, it's available at Amazon. It's a fucking good read. Yes, Raz? You gonna say something? Oh! I thought you... I thought you had a... But yeah, Revenge

and all kinds of you know, sort of like Gamora, only a modern day. Speaking of scumbags, and I mentioned earlier that we're being led by, seriously, there's no leadership other than a couple people in the White House, in my opinion. But my home state of Massachusetts is so embarrassing when it comes to their politics. They're like trying to out, they're trying to out-left San Francisco. It was never like that.

It was always a working class city. It's always been liberal because of the Kennedys and shit a little bit. But I don't even recognize the politics. And this guy, Ed Markey, he's been around for years. Massachusetts Democrat Senator Ed Markey blamed donald trump on monday for ongoing violence in america and described the president as scum where's his pic yeah there he is i suck cock and i love it yummy yummy yummy yummy how to show respect markey to the to the president. Fucking jack off.

The president's scum. But, you know, if somebody said that about Obama, Marky would, you know, would have had him arrested. Marky continued by telling his followers that if they were angry like he is to donate to various racial justice groups, including Boston branches of Black Lives Matter,

which is really a domestic terrorist group, and the NAACP, which hasn't been relevant in 20 years. It's turned into a race baiting project. So, Ed Markey, you're just a scumbag. Problem. You're the fucking problem. You fucking Dr. White, onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble. I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you.

Not this time. The protests in Boston on Sunday had lasted several hours before deteriorating into destructive rioting and looting. Excuse me. Causing nine officers to be hospitalized as you know, soquis probably had a hard-on about that as well as 18 bystanders causing 21 police cruises to be damaged or destroyed i'll say that again 21 police cruises to be damaged or destroyed according to mayor marty walsh 53 arrests were made as a result of the riots when they should have been probably 553 made just another lib city who will never get it marquis senate primary challenger rep joe kennedy the third that's who we need another kennedy

also criticized trump after the violent evening saying trump enables uh enables and empowers that racist hate every day he holds office. Why don't you go have a drink and try to finger pop your fucking intern? He went beyond Markey's comments, however, to clarify that one man is not the root of these protests. I don't even know what that means. The rebukes from the two congressmen come as Trump told governors Monday on a conference call, most of them are weak and that state leaders need to dominate the streets with law enforcement rather than merely react to reports of crimes.

How could you argue that when you watch what's going on in the country? Well, you could because you're liberal and, you know, you want a $10,000 system and build it all over again. It's never going to happen, folks. And like our boy, what was that guy from Alabama, the black guy on the clip? Malcolm Flex. Don't go to the suburbs. Even the white ones. Even the ones that voted you in.

That'll be your worst mistake. For a couple reasons. Even people in the suburbs are armed to the teeth. And that's when the real military shows up. Okay? Markey was also quick to scold Trump when the rioting first began, commenting on May 29th that he condemned the president and stood with the activists.

You mean the terrorists? Demanding an end to the systemic racism, which is a fucking myth that is abused, incarcerated, and killed thousands of black and brown people. Keep sucking that dick. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Shut up? Shut up? Keep sucking it it Marky anything for a vote huh we're living in two

it's one thing to have you know some differences politically we're on two different planets like I can't fucking believe how this doesn't end in civil war is beyond me another politician another one How this doesn't end in civil war is beyond me. Another politician, another one, another weak governor that Trump was actually praising during the and Newsom, Gavin Newsom, the governor of California, actually praised Trump when the pandemic first started for meeting all the requests that he was making. but listen to this self-hating white maggot

everything that's wrong with every politician listen to this the black community is not responsible for what's happening in this country right now we are we are our institutions you are You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Hey! You're a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Motherfucking cunt. Everybody knows from the head to the toes. You're a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Roz, do you follow the markers I give you?

Yeah. I did not ask for the last 10 seconds of that. Did I? Don't worry about seconds did I don't worry about it I don't think you do but he's apologizing he's speaking on my behalf and all white people's behalf let's do it again

black community is not responsible for what's happening in this country right now we are we are our institutions are responsible responsible for what's happening in this country right now. We are. Right there. We are. No. Our institutions. No, I didn't want this.

Are responsible. We are accountable to this moment. Maybe I did. Maybe you're right. I'm usually wrong about 98% of the time. He's speaking on behalf of all you white people who have never done a thing wrong. Don't even have a parking ticket. You're responsible.

We are so fucked in this nation it's unbelievable shut up mind your fucking business and shut up yeah don't speak on my behalf what a puss you wonder why we're in this shit look who we have lowered the standards in this country out of fairness i want you to check out this. Here's the police chief of Raleigh, North Carolina. Her last name's Deck Brown. Chief Deck Brown. Listen to the level of ignorance. Doesn't even know her job description. A window, a door, the property within it can easily be replaced. But for a person who's had officers shot, and more recently than not, I will not put an officer in harm's way to protect the property inside of a building. I think your brain is going soft.

I will not risk a place of, you know, to protect property. Do you understand how ignorant that is? And if you don't, I'll put this up. This is her job description. Our mission, this is from the police in North Carolina. In the spirit of service, the Raleigh Police Department exists to preserve and improve

the quality of life and still peace and protect property through unwavering attention due to our duties and partnership with the community. Think it's a coincidence all Lib run cities as shitholes? Doesn't even know her job description. Did you hear what she just said? You got a business. I'm not going to got a business i'm not going to protect it i'm not going to risk that's what you signed up for i'm sure there's nobody more qualified though right to do her job

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We'll be coming to a town near you. I'll finally get enough of a crowd where I can play to a thousand people, but because of COVID they'll only let 40 in. It's my life story. I'm still going to be selling weed to kids when I'm 80. You know who I hate and who's just a hateful, uh, phony. And, uh, remember he was accused by his girlfriend of, uh, was it rape? Keith Ellison, remember Minneapolis? He accused by his girlfriend of, was it rape? Keith Ellison, remember?

Minneapolis. He roughed his girlfriend up. Remember they had like audio of her screaming and shit. The son of Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison. He's the Attorney General of Minneapolis, Minnesota. I don't know what you're doing. Keith Ellison, the son of Keith Ellison, declared his support for the radical left-wing group antifa after president trump said he would designate it as a terrorist group yeah he looks like a nice kid he looks like he loves this country nick you can't judge a book yeah i can

and i will so you're for antifa huh that? That's just terrific. That's just fucking terrific. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! I hereby declare officially my support for Antifa. Jeremiah Ellison, a member of the Minneapolis City Council. Are you guys getting this? He's part of the city council.

He's part of your local government. And he's throwing his support behind a group that was designated a terrorist group. And his dad, when his dad became a congressman and took the oath, he had his hand on the Koran. And there's a picture of his dad from a few years ago holding the oath, he had his hand on the Koran. And there's a picture of his dad from a few years ago holding the Antifa handbook. Keith Ellison knows exactly what Antifa's up to, but he pretends he can't

tell during the rioting who's who. Listen to what the kid says. Unless someone can prove to me Antifa is behind the burning of black and immigrant-owned businesses in my ward, I'll keep focusing on stopping the white power terrorists

that are actually attacking us, is what he said. Your mother sucks cocks in hell. Again, it goes back to what I said the new narrative that you know he thinks his neighborhoods are being attacked or whatever but you're siding

with Antifa those are white kids burning down black businesses right according to the new narrative what a hateful what a hateful, what a hateful, I don't know,

just, this country is, we have so much cancer right now. I don't know if we're ever going to make a comeback. What are you doing? What are you doing, Minnesota? Al Franken, Ilhan Omar,

Keith Ellison. What are you doing? What are you doing? The United States of America will be designating Antifa as a terrorist organization, the president said on Twitter Sunday. Keith Ellison, the dad, defended his son's statement during an interview on Monday on CNN. Of course he did. I think that was a comment about the absurdity of the president's comment more than anything else. So the father, Keith Ellison, the congressman, thinks it's absurd that Trump designated Antifa a terrorist group.

Whose side are you on? We don't see what the president's talking about. I don't think the president sees what he's talking about, Ellison said. Do you really? That's what he's talking about ellison said do you do you really that's what he understands i actually don't know he said i'm trying to operate on the basis of evidence no you're being fucking willfully ignorant everybody excuse me everybody knows it's Antifa on both sides George Floyd's brother knows there's actually Democrats that know

but you can be woefully ignorant he said the arson vandalism and other criminal activities being carried out by the outside groups are hijacking legitimate well who do you think is carrying them out unbelievable outside groups are hijacking legitimate pro well who do you think's carrying them out unbelievable and that kid who's strong as weight but is on the city council in minneapolis we are rotting from the inside out wow but you know it's a white supremacist country and blah blah blah blah blah blah

let me give you one more before we go here i've given you a lot two days in a row raz It's a white supremacist country and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let me give you one more before we go here. I'm giving you a lot. Two days in a row. Raz is exhausted over there. He's like, Jesus H. Christ, what are we cutting a box set? This one inflamed my balls into a fucking toasty pink. A viral video from the weekend protests in Houston shows HPD, that's Houston Police Department chief Art Acevedo, making a passionate plea for protesters to respectfully seek justice for Floyd. You've got to listen to this real carefully because he did more than that.

Listen to his language. And if any white police commissioner said what he said you know they'd be done finished career over but uh listen to this knucklehead everybody in this country if you ain't got a fucking problem with that you are the goddamn problem pause pause if everybody in this country ain't got a problem with the death of george you got a a problem. Well, 96% of us agree. So we all do agree with that, number one. He's implying that we don't. Go ahead. Dope in his system.

I don't care if he has dope in his system. You know what the cure is for that? Treatment. Right. It ain't murder. And what I love about this man and this man and this man, what I love about this city is that they want people of color to be talked about as being thugs and we're bums and my people pause and my people go ahead as an immigrant we're rapists we know what pause pause and my people he's

latino and my people you know being called rapists and my people, he's Latino. And my people, you know, being called rapists and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. My people. Picture a white police commissioner going, and my people who are the victim of black and brown crime, we can look up those statistics. Imagine saying that as a white police chief,

you'd be finished. Finished. He thinks he's helping by saying this shit go ahead he built this country pause you didn't build this country my grandfather did and irish people did it wasn't just you every immigrant that came over helped build it we built this country what did my grandfather do he's laying down railroad tracks making five cents an hour in fucking 1916. The fuck are you talking about? My people built this.

They're also committing a disproportional amount of crime. Disproportionate amount of crime. We ain't going nowhere. He's stirring them up. We ain't going nowhere. He's stirring them up. We ain't going nowhere. Do you really think white people want you to go somewhere? What if you're a white guy busted by this guy? What were your chances?

How would you do? The guy's as fucking racist as anybody. But again, it's a minority. You can't be a racist. My people. Fuck another guy who hates Trump and he's a police chief. Enough. Don't even play anymore.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. Fucking. You're a wormy cocksucker. You know that? My people, said the police chief and the red the left stay silent in the media anyways that is it i'm blowing a load that is our show for today unless you're a patreon subscriber and then uh what me and raz do is right after this ends we send another story to you guys and uh we appreciate it ah what uh is that it, Rez?

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