The Nick DiPaolo Show - School Issued Devices Stalking Kids | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1954

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Poll Shows Dems Sick, Tazed & Confused, More MN Fraud, NFL Muslims Experience Equality, Nantucket Bloodbath, Tablet Surveillance In Schools and A Texas Baby Giveaway! WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

That's audio for my senior prom. I was at the Red Roof Inn in, Danvers. Hey, I can seen it for almost a year. Come on. I didn't know they were tapping rooms back then with sound things. I don't know they had their technology in 1948. But they did. How are you, folks?

Welcome to the show. If you are watching on some other platform, you want to watch the full show, just click the link in the description right now. All full episodes of my show are always streaming live at 6 p.m. And free on Rumble. And if you want it, ad free, join Rumble Premium. Excuse me. Today I'll be talking about, I don't know, it's kind of a dry day news-wise.

Sorrel Paul this morning that's worth talking about. That's the most exciting one so far. Tased and Confused. That's a guy doing a face plant after getting, you got to love it. More fraud. And where else? Minnesota. Why shouldn't we hang a waltz up by his toes?

Death of a thousand cuts. Fucking chink lover. NFL Muslims experience equality for the first time ever. We got a bloodbath in Nantucket. Shock attack. Where do you see that? And you got to watch out if you're sending your kids to, you know, school, public schools especially.

Because they're being watched through all kinds of debates. It's getting worse and worse and I'm gonna be honest would you not regretting well what am I say my kids would have been 50 by now I keep thinking I'm fucking 40 forget that statement good Lord good Lord I made a I didn't think I told you I made jerk jerk chicken a but a week and a half ago and there was some recipe for jerk sauce and the base was like pineapple, but again, it had like three harbine arrows in it. And the sauce was only this much, so, you know, you put your finger in,

it would dissolve it's so hot. But it had that sweetness of the pineapple. I've been putting in on fucking everything, like a psycho. I mean, I would have put it on my ice cream last night. It was too lazy to get up. It probably would have melted it. What is better than that?

It's got a, and not overly sweet, just a hint of sweet, and it'll melt your face. And for some reason, it doesn't bother me down here sometimes. You know what does? It's cayenne gets me. Cyan sneaky with that. I don't know why. That out of all the hutchard, that gets me sometimes.

It's not the hottest either. It's just, I don't know, it's so powdery and it seems like it just goes into your bloodstream. And to your asshole. Hi, I'm Dr. McCormick. Anyways, what the hell else? I had the Giants last night in the pool against the Rams and getting seven and a half. And boy, you watch the first drive by the first five minutes of the game.

You're like, well, this is going to be at least probably under a seven-point game. Giants are running all over them, throwing. And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, Jackson Dart, Giants quarterback, and tremendous quarterback, by the way, a young kid. They find me, it's so funny, man. I got to hand it to Harbaugh. He's just a good coach. The Giants have a whole different look, and it's just like the Ravens.

If you didn't know Harborough was coaching him and watched it, you go, I bet your Harbaugh's coach. Just a running game. He brought that guy Picard, like brag about him, because University of Maine alumni, 300-something-pound fullback, who goes out for passes, that's how mobile he is. Over 300, he's like 3.15, and he's a full-back in the backfield. Not you put him in once in a while, a full-back on every play. And he's made the all-pro team four years in a row. A kid could be a Hall of Fame if he stays, and he is going to stay healthy.

He runs over everybody he meets. It's fucking scary. So they got that, and they're running off tackle for like six, seven yards, and they look like a real football. Even their, even their defense was physical last night. Anyway, I know you don't care about that, but he gets hurt on the second drive of the game, gets sandwiched as he's throwing a pass. You can see it slow motion.

One guy hits him at thigh level. The other one hits him at like shin level, and his knee turns into like an S. But, and it looked horrible. Everybody's like, oh, no, there goes a giant season. But then I saw that he saw that he. he's trying to walk off the field and I'm like that's actually a good sign and turns out it was like a strain

which a strain can be bad too but you know it's not destroying your ACL and all that other shit so he was trying to get back into the game they said so I wouldn't be surprised to see this kid next week or maybe they'll probably be protective because they don't have a backup quarterback

they put in Winston what's his name Jameson Jameson Winston, right? Remember him, folks? He stole crab legs when he was at Florida State. Chop lift than crab legs. Boy, does he put the end in delicious?

Anne was accused to rape in college, but was, you know, found, I guess, innocent. So, you know, all that aside, he can throw football. I mean, the guy, but last night, ooh, it looks like he had taken no reps during camp. he stunk. I mean, just a little flare out of the back field. He throws it at the guy's feet,

overthrowing people, hang and receivers out to dry. He did not look good. So as a matter of fact, I bet you're the third string quarterback. I don't know who that is. But he'll be getting more reps this week. That's all I'm saying.

It cost me a win. I could have had 10. Had 10 last week. That would have been a nice double 10. But no, God doesn't like me because I'm colored. What? You heard me.

Anyways. Let's get on with it. I got nothing to fucking add. Really? I just saw this poll this morning. Poll proves Dems are mentally ill. I wrote the headline you. Democrat are so desperate to see...

Oh, this fucking... I can't wait to my... I can't wait to my funeral. Democrat is so desperate to see... You know, that's going to haunt me now. You know, I'm going to get killed on the way hoping. Democrats are so desperate to see Trump out of office that a majority, these are the voters now. This is the rank and file that vote Democrat would be happy to see him overthrown.

I'm sure the politicians would feel the same way on the Dem Party. Overthrown in a military coup or die in his sleep. A jaw-dropping new poll has fun. If that makes a jaw-drop, you're not fucking paying attention close enough. I yawned when I read it. What's new? What is fucking new? Can you imagine?

That's how much they hate him. And you can argue that he's the most pro-American president ever. So what does that tell you? They must be the most anti-American politicians that ever sat in D.C. Fucking retards.

You are, you mentally ill. Cory Booker, you motherfucker, if I ever run into you, I won't run into you because I don't hang out at gay bars. fucking goo gobbler. I will punch you right in your fucking Spartan face. Ooh, I hate that mother.

There's about six of them I feel that way. And I haven't met the other 11. Nearly six and ten, that's 59% almost. A Democrat responder said they would feel very positive or somewhat positive if they learned that a junta had removed Trump and seized control of the American government, while 55% said they would feel the same

If the president passed away peacefully, according to the survey, well, Biden passed away peacefully. You fucking, yeah, he was dead. Don't kid yourself. Survey from the Center for Strategic Politics. I don't like this motherfuckers. I don't like them. I tell you, no kids.

No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. You're ignorant. I hit you three times. Play the fucking sound drop, you prick. I'm yelling at it. imaginary people. And even higher percentage said they would be happy if Trump were impeached, 87%. Based on what? They keep saying that. If we get control, we're going to impeach them.

Based on what? Or war crimes. What? Are you asking for the other side, other side meaning us, to pick up our guns and start spraying your children? Because we'll do it. Or removed from office by his cabinet via the 25th Amendment, 84% was the favorite. Really? You didn't, want Biden. Biden was sharp as attack, you told us. You didn't want him or more. If there was ever, the 25th Amendment was created for Joe Biden cases.

If you didn't use it, then, get rid of it. Get fucking rid of it. And you people on the right, you're that stupid. They lied to you for four years. And you bought it. I'm talking about the politicians. You couldn't make a case for fucking the 25th Amendment. Throwing Biden out of there?

Well, we didn't have control of the House and I don't give a shit. Somebody get a fucking axe. Throw it through the window. The results were released ahead of the November 3rd midterm elections in which Democrats are heavily favored to regain control the House of Representatives after four years of the minority. I don't know about that. I mean, the numbers have them in the lead by not a ton, but either, I just, I feel, I really feel that Trump won in such a landslide in the last election. I mean a landslide, popular vote and all that shit. I think I know I'm going to go out to vote.

I don't even believe in elections. So I'm pretty sure. The left depends on young people getting up and voting and schfugs. That's, you know, what I meant. Spugs is just Italian people. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying, I really think. I said this on Crowder.

I said, I told you guys that Biden, if you debated Trump, that last time he was going to ruin. his career, he'd be gone. I was right about that. I feel the same way about this, even though the winds are blowing the wrong way against me. I just feel we're more mature. And this is really the, they say the most important election. Now, this is one of the most. We pulled five routes for Trump to leave office before the end of his term. A plurality of Democrats support four of them, including a military coup in death by natural causes. The only one underwater was an assassination. They only supported that by 29%. So almost 30% of them still want to see him

killed. And the only reason that number is in higher is because they're probably like, we can't. We tried a couple times. This guy's like Teflon. Teflon Don. It's a matter of fact. Can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine? Where was all that hate when Obama was in office? And you know how the left, this country's run by white supremacist and that's the most dangerous. And that's the most dangerous, ble, blah, blah, blah. That was being said during Obama, too. Did you ever see any polls saying we'd like to see Obama fucking killed? Did anybody try to kill him other than Michelle?

When she caught him trying on his, her, you know, fruit of the loom, tidy whitties. But you could see his camel toe. I'm Dan Rather. I'm Leslie Stowe. I'd still hit that. She's like 88. She's still, I'd hit it. I'd hit it with a baseball bat

right below her sagging tits. Good night, everybody. Let's move on. Tazed and confused. For so long, it's not, you get it, folks? Zeppelin fans out there? I'm learning, it's such a good,

and I'm using a fucking acoustic guitar. Hey, hey, what can I do? Which is that song that, you know, I got a girl who balls all day. You know that song. I'm a fall on a street corner girl. Hey, a man suffered a fractured. at vertebrae in his neck after a cop used a taser on him at a California shopping mall.

The July 19th video shows the man sitting on a bench after being awakened. You know things aren't going good when you're about, I don't know, I was going to say 60. He could be 14 with a drug habit. But you know it's not going good. In the middle of the day, you're napping at an outdoor mall and you should be doing something. Sitting on a bench after being awakened and arguing with the officer, and a security guard at Stanford Shopping Center and Palo Alto, which is Palo Alto, folks.

That's where all the smarties and rich people and tech people live. My buddy Billy Rossi is out there, who fits that description, only he's a good dude with a wife and kids and tremendous athlete in high school. Best football player I ever played with. Anyways, let's check out what happened to Captain fucking Ludwig. Calm down and back up. No. All right, you're going to go to jail.

You want to go to jail today? How can you do it? Do you want to go to jail today? How are you going to do it? Here you go. I like it. Hang tight. Hang tight.

You take that out of shit on it. You can't fucking do it all that shit. Dude, back up. Incoming units, step it up. Dude, back up. Pause. The cop goes, incoming units. step it up. Really? You can't handle this yourself? Again, you don't know with the guy, but

boy, the people are really afraid of cops lately, huh? Go ahead. You're going to get tased, dude. You're going to get tased. Food. Do it. Oh, and that taser point. Ow, my face. Oh, my aching. Stem. Ow. Can we see that again? Please. Look at that form, by the way. No splash. Calm down and back up. No. All right.

You're going to go to jail. You want to go to jail today? How can you do it? Do you want to go to jail today? How are you going to do it? All right. Come on. Hang tight.

Hang tight. You take that shit on it. You can't fucking do with all that shit. Dude, back up. Pause. Why are they blurring all the fucking, and I know what you're going to say. Well, yeah, they have to sign a release form.

But, but, but, I'm sorry. We've been watching shit like this for 40 years. they didn't always blur everybody out. Once again, lawyers. Really? Some little fucking six-year-old in the corner's pants are going to go, hey, what are you doing it? You didn't have permission.

Is that where we are? Fucking, go ahead. Kill this guy. All right. Step it up. Dude, back up. You're going to get tased, dude. Go ahead.

You're going to get tased. Food. Do it. One that taser point. Down goes Spacoli. All right. That had to hurt a little. If that's not a concussion.

Video shows the man lying face down with blood coming from his forehead. I don't see it. Look at that form. Feed it together. No splash. Russian gives it a tent. Look at that. Hand tucked in beautifully.

Blood coming from his forehead roughly three minutes before an officer places him in handcuffs. Emergency crews later took him to a hospital where he was beaten by a nurse who didn't like his smell. No, he was found to have suffered a fractured vertebrae in his neck. The man was charged with resisting arrest, trespassing, and drug possession. He later apologized. I apologize. What's the matter with you? I'm sorry.

The fuck is the matter with you? I'm sorry. Fat fuck should order a sign. What I tell you, not to get anything big, didn't I? Get it out of here. Take it back and I don't give a fuck ready. Get it out of here. See my mother's name, you. Being a wise guy with me.

He later apologized for his behavior during the encounter. You just heard him. City manager Ed Chigata told the city council on August 14th email. That was according to the Apollo Alta Daily posts a tremendous, tremendous paper. Chikata also said the city's police auditor would review the officer's use of force. The Palo Alto Police Department released video of the encounter on August 14th. That should be looked at once, like a replay at a football game.

When they call it an expedited replay, they just look at it real quick. That's what that is. You told them to stop, he kept coming. Could have been a threat. Fuck, you did your job next. But no, fucking lawyers will bounce this around until they mills. California law requires law enforcement agencies to release audio and video recordings within 45 days of incidents in which officers use force resulting in great bodily injury, including broken bones. The requirement took effect in July 2019 under Assembly Bill 748.

Oh, I thought it was 742. Who gives a fuck? Go ahead, do it. Go ahead. That guy was just, you know what that is? He's lonely. He's lonely And right now he's more famous than I am

If you're polled people All he had to do is break his neck I've been breaking my back for years No, not really Hey boys and girls Somebody there's a rumor out there I'm going back on stage October 8th

That's pretty damn close Hyena's in Dallas, Texas Please show up And be gentle That's gonna be a beauty I can just see me in the hotel 10 minutes before looking at material that I'm so familiar with, it won't sink in, so it means nothing.

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I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to Book that at shoutout.us Let's move on to the great state of Minnesota It's known for its fry It should be the land of 10,000 fakes. More Minnesota fraud and autism than a one by a long-a-minute. Hello? Autism

Senate run by a long-time friend of Minnesota Democrat Senate candidate, Peggy Flanagan. Hey Peggy, yo, you filthy, who stood next to Flanagan while she wore a job. Flanagan did. Can imagine defending the Somali community in a viral video? So you're defending fraud? Look at There's nothing more crazy, and everybody knows this by now. I'm not talking about the so-called carins that yell at people in a store. I'm talking about white liberal bitches, whether they're actual politicians or they're behind the scenes or they write a column or they're out sharing because Ms. Clancy strangled her three kids.

Nothing crazier than a white bitch. Black people, I've been saying that for a while, although it's close. black women are the reason I'm up at three in the morning on TikTok watching them fight at a fucking pancake house and their asses are hanging out, tits are flying, boise and berry fucking watching that shit they'll go anywhere

they'll fucking they usually do it on a Saturday night when they have dresses or pumps on and it is just fucking precious anyways this dumb bitch in the middle that's Peggy Flanagan standing there with, looks like Ilan Omar's sister, fucking Ahmed Omar. What? I don't know.

And a viral video is being investigated for fraud. Sparking a flurry of criticism of Flanagan on social media. The milestone development center, that's the name of it, the milestone development center, operated by Nimco Ahmed. I want them all out. All of them. All of them. every single fucking one

somebody put up a thing and it showed their history and how they do it and this is how they invade countries they start with a little neighborhood and we've already watched it and the reason and I can't believe

like Syed and Mandami have got this much traction nip it in the bud now there's a former that's what it was it was a former Muslim who was an actual Muslim kind of a radical

who fucking saw what finally realized what it was all about and got out of there. And he's like, these people, in the end, you're like you're living with ISIS. This is how they do it. They have, in the end, they're for everything in the Quran.

And if you read that, you'll know. They're not here to do any good. Even now. I should have shut the door, like I said, right after the last Irish and Italian and German came, as being investigated along with Spectrum Therapy Center. Spectrum Therapy Center. The agencies are on our radar.

Who said that a DHS spokesperson? The Minnesota Department of Human Services has open investigations into both Spectrum Therapy Center and Milestone Development Centers. We can, however, share the following. Several months ago, the Minnesota Department of Human Services terminated both agencies

from participating in the Medicaid program as part of Minnesota Revalitate 2026. They finally woke up, some people had the balls to step out and finally go, oh my God, you're talking billions just in Minnesota. And it's not just here.

Same with the Muslim problem. It's all over the country. Revalidation is a process to verify that agencies have required credentials and are otherwise compliant with state and federal regulations. both providers have appealed their termination on what grounds especially after all the shit that's been exposed you didn't go you know what we're packing up let's get out of here let's before we get the balls look at her that's a fucking american politician that you voted in supposedly look at this stupid liberal whore where did she go to college fuckstain state a med listed online as a CEO of milestone was featured in a video posted on Somali TV that went viral on social media amid the massive fraud scandal,

largely involving the local Somali community. We have Flanagan wore a hijab and said this. She did this after we proved 99% of it was Somali fraud, sucking off the taxpayer, you the taxpayers in Minnesota, and she has the ball, she's supposed to represent you. She comes on dressed like this. Just let that sink in for a second. You cheese-eaten beer drinkers. Go ahead.

Salim al-a-a-a-com. My name's Peggy Flanagan. I am the lieutenant governor of Minnesota, and I'm really honored and humbled to be here with all of you today. I am incredibly clear that the Somali community is part of the fabric of the state of Minnesota. Pause. No, they're part of a movement to undo the fabric of American society, you dumb see. And action. That's enough. good. I was getting queasy. Look at this dumb bitch on the right.

Used to play keyboards for prints. News of the fraud investigation quickly sparked criticism of Flanagan, who has served as the state's lieutenant governor. Do you know what that means, folks? She's the fucking right hand to the governor. They'll have been in walls, right? That's it. Grab that black dick and stick it in your throat. 2019 and is often questioned about why more was not done to address the fraud scandal

over the past several years. I'm sure she had a great answer. I don't like people who wear their glasses up on their head, too. Bugs me. I hate that. Anyways, I hope she gets some type of cancer tonight. How about that? Was that going over?

Is that too much? Yeah, I thought so. Let's move on to Deadball foul. I'm doing a rough rate. Dead ball foul. Encroachment on Islam. Oh, it kind of ties into the last story. Arizona Cardinals' defensive back

at Kai Trell damn it he took that's my brother named his kid Kytrell Anthony Anthony DePot what I'm fucking we would do for it Anthony in my family how do you go that many generations

being Italian there was no Anthony although my confirmation name whatever that is Anthony do you know my full name Dallas Nicholas Rocco Anthony DePaul I just signed

burnt garlic Kai Trell Clark became the second Muslim player in the NFL to receive a fine in the past week or so three four Laugh for a farm a kind of laid back ain't nothing like a Muslim meat can't have Colin what is that the best of female circumcision Clark was spotted on the field September 13th against the LA charges wearing the message Glory be to God with a peace sign in the middle that one ain't bad right there's a lot of that i mean christ they thank god on after every interview and

stuff so that one i don't this message appears to directly violate rule five oh wait a minute that's right that's something like a good christian was said it's probably why they have a um section four article eight of the nfl rule book which states players are prohibited from wearing or displaying or otherwise conveying personal messages. Well, that's, it's a personal message to God. See, you're getting trouble in you. I told you that woman came up to me in Forsyth Park. Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ?

I said, yeah, I met him on Tinder. Oh, conveying personal messages during game day when the player is visible to the stadium on television audiences. At a result, Clark was fined 60, 151. You know what that is? It makes it look like. they're doing something. $6,651 to a guy,

if he's a starter, he's making millions, multi-millions, that's literally, I'd say a three-cent fine, something like that. But it makes them look like, look, we're, you know, we're policing, all this horseshit. Clark shared a screenshot of the letter

with a picture of himself writing, I need answers, for giving God the glory. Yeah, but you have to answer to Roger Goodell, man. fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? At the same time,

Houston, Texas lineback, Aziz El Shaire. I love how teams are starting to sound like the fucking 12 guys that fucking or nine or... How many were there? 11?

You know, it's starting to sound like, whatever. It was fine following a loss of the Buffalo Bills for having the name Hind Rajab written on his eye black during the game

on September 13th. Hin Rajab is the name of a five-year-old Palestinian girl who was allegedly shot and killed in her family's car by Israeli forces in 2024 during the Israeli-Palestine war. Wow, that's funny. But you didn't put the name of all the Jewish women that were raped and literally being shot and had while they were being raped, literally, and mutilating their breasts and literally putting a baby in an oven and making the parents watch them. You don't,

You don't see people in the NFL wearing that. You know why? No Jewish players. When's the last time you heard Saul Berkowitz burning a safety deep on a zero coverage? On Sunday, Al-Shayyar was spotted during warm-ups wearing a different message on his eye black. Wafa Akila. That's what I had for breakfast this morning. Look at this mamalook.

Black guys, not just black guys, but mostly black eyes, people who are converted to Muslim. Didn't Chappelle do that? What you're saying when you do that is not that I love Islam, it's that you hate America. That's all that is. You're just siding with somebody who literally, they're the antithesis of our society. No freedom, no liberties, treat women like shit.

That's what you're doing. And you watch a lot of the NFL plays and how they treat their wives and girlfriends. I'm starting to see the connection. A translation through Arabic, one, two, three.com says Wafa means completeness, fulfillment, and loyalty. boy that says everything about a black football player in the NFL while Akila means a woman who is thoughtful

and articulate and gives great head expressing her views and opinions on important matters Al Shire was also fined $11,593 in January so he's a repeat offender for wearing stopped and genocide on his eye black during a playoff game but if you told him to point out where the Gaza Strip is on a map he would be pointing to fucking Newark and then

Ireland than Buffalo. That's what's hilarious. These people, literally, I love them. They're great athletes. IQ of about 14. So don't embarrass yourself. You make you make an Ed Sharon look good. He told reporters at the time he knew he was in violation of the rules when he did that one. All right. Clark did not appear to be fine for wearing eye black in September of 2025 that read, inshallah. You guys know what that means? God willing, I say it all the time. I told you My other producer. Was he before you, Chaz? I can't remember.

The black guy. Good dude. Funny dude. I used to say enchilade. He would laugh his balls. I got it from a hip-hop song. Rick Ross, by the way. I like two hip-hop. That's how you know I'm fucking old school. Snope and Rick Ross.

Who's a player. There once was a sale from Nantucket. That's the name of this next. story. A great white shark, once again white supremacy, was caught beating up something black. A great white shark was caught on camera devouring a helpless steel in Nantucket, turning a peaceful beach into a bloody mess. Oh boy. Look at that. I can't think of anything. The brutal attack was captured by Carrie Drayton as she and her boyfriend drove past Great Point Beach around 1130 a.m.

I know all these beaches because I've been there and thug on Sunday. And noticed the seal rushing out of the water. Rushing out of the water. Was it like running on its feet? It ran right up to the snack bar and ordered a Coke. Boston Dom, Boston.com reported that. Soon after the couple saw shark fins and it became immediately apparent, the seal was in deep doo-doo.

Goery video shows the final moment. and bloody aftermath of the attack as a woman went in to save the seal, but she was having her period. And this is what, as a massive predator is seen tearing at what's left of the poor seal, only feet away from the seashore. I'm never there when this happens. And let me tell you, it's happening a lot. And it's happening in Long Island, beaks up here, northeast.

Australia, I can't believe people still even go in the water in Australia. I mean, even Peter Benchley, who wrote Jaws, like, this is ridiculous. This would never happen to me. We do stories. I skip over them now. I could do an attack every day. Fucking, you're gonna hand it to the Australians. They're either drunk or whatever.

Check out this video though. Oh my God, look at it. Oh my God. Tommy. Look at Tommy. Look at that. Right near the shore. A little blood spot there.

Oh my God. What did he say? Look how close that is. You think you're having a bad day. Look at this poor little prick. Just coming in to get some rays. Look at the choppers. I'm sure it's some picture some other time.

That's a real picture. Look at the neck on that shark. It's like Michelle Obama. Look at the gullet. An amazing animal. amazing animal. Please let them be. You know, don't get me wrong.

If one goes near your boat, kill it. But I'm just saying, for the most part, like the crocodile. I can't take my eyes off a crocodile or an alligator. You know how much, you know how I hate sci-fi movies and all that shit. There's one, though I have to, it's not sci-fif, well, it's Jurassic Park. You know, all guys, when you were kid Dallas, did you like dinosaurs and shit? Boys fucking, when I was a kid, all my friends, we had, Dina, fake dinosaurs, all that shit.

And there was a mall that still stands in my hometown, right off of Route 128, the Peabody Mall. And once a year, no, once every couple of years, they would have like life-sized dinosaurs in the parking lot as a thing that kids, you could bring your kids to see. Like a T-Rex, it's fucking 60 feet. I mean, when you're a little kids, you're like, Dad, what do you want to fucking kill me? Unbelievable. And we're always fascinated with that. So I'm watching Jurassic Park and this was so cool. You know, it really, the special effects are just frigging amazing to me.

And, you know, if you can get past once again, you know, Laura Derns, the one woman working with a scientist. And, of course, they're always saying sexist thing that men haven't said to women for 50. Oh, fucking hey. but a black guy got eaten by a dinosaur first and I love that no black actors always say that we're always the first ones to go

anyways the attack was something Drayton a lifelong near Tucket resident had never seen before saying should probably have a greater chance of winning the lottery yeah and you'd win the lottery and what would happen next day you get eaten by a shark at the beach it's happened many times

they're called Jew sharks What? Stop it. Experts told Boston.com that despite the shark's bloody display so close to land, I love when the experts were, its behavior is nothing to be alarmed about. Sharks typically pass through Nantucket as they migrate. And the sales are, you know, the sales at great point this beach are a viable source of food for sharks. Well, we know that. I mean, we understand your point.

But don't tell me if you were there with your kid, Mr. Expert. you wouldn't have been alarmed? Shut the fuck up. I mean, that has to be something to witness. Nantucket. There once was a man from Nantucket. Let's move on to every breath you take. Every move you make, I'll be finger popping.

More school districts are banning smartphones and AI use in classrooms, and more parents are understandably, pleased. They picture learning environments returning to the good old days of pen and paper and actual eye contact, but don't pop the champagne bottle just yet because the crackdown school administrators are building a corporate behind the crackdown, I should say, school administrators are building a corporate surveillance dragnet that would make a Cold War spy agency blush. The diabolical system routinely harvest sensitive personal details about your home life. We did the story yesterday about

garbage trucks in a Texas neighborhood with IA cameras on them or flock cameras. A recent report from the Brookins Institute reveals that 88% of teachers report their schools use student monitoring tools on classroom devices. Worse yet, 42% of those teachers confirm the tracking follows a kid right out of the front door and directly into their bedrooms after the final bell rings. This is my idea of spying. When I, this is my idea of spying. When I I was young, this is how people spied. Adults spied on kids at school. That's a sorority.

And it's all I could find, folks. I had nothing else for this. I just wanted to watch her again. You know, she's probably 71 now. I swear to God, they wrote that, and they're like, and that's why they wrote it around his, that look. The local school board effectively installed electronic ankle monitors on America's children, not literally.

that's a metaphor for what all in the name of educational. Here we go. It's always in the name of what? Progress and what? Safety. It's always safety. They always work kids into it. Just like the Patriot Act was spoke, again, under the guise of security,

and it spawned a whole friggin' thing. The process, it got, people are getting fed up, by the way. Did I say that? I'm as mad as hell. The process. Usually starts with a sneaky sales rep who convinces a school board to purchase thousands of cheap laptops or tablets for daily use. To keep kids off of video game sites, administrators install intrusive software like Go Guardian, bark, or gaggle. These platforms record search histories.

They read private messages and log physical coordinates. Oh my God. They track keystrokes in real time. Digital Hall Pass apps logged the exact minute a child leaves a classroom to use a drink and phone or the bathroom, generating a permanent timestamp record of students' daily body functions. Although America is not China, what's happening in Beijing is now happening in friggin' Boston, okay? Parents who are never asked for their consent. Under federal law, they don't have to be. School boards sign mul.

It's always that local school board. We were talking about this, whether it's New York City or they're the ones. That's how they infiltrate, you know, the lower forms of government. School board signed multi-year software contracts with private operators without sending a single permission slip home to mom and dad. Intoxicated by their own sense of importance, administrators assumed absolute authority over your child's digital activity, completely bypassing traditional parental rights.

Between that and teachers actually physically cornering your kid and going, you're a boy, you know that, don't you? Between the two things. And like they said, it follows it home, comes into your house. When your kid opens a laptop, it sees how you live.

The information these devices generate doesn't stay safely locked inside the principal's office file cabinet. No. third-party software company store student location records and behavioral histories on commercial cloud servers. Many of these tech vendors reserve the right to share broad student metrics with data brokers, software developers, and research institutions of questionable merit. The private details of your child's daily routine become valuable fuel for commercial products,

helping train corporate algorithms on your family's personal habits without your knowledge. You wonder why your kids getting you know 19 messages for Captain Crunch Captain Crunk what is this 19th oh pick a fucking pick a brand okay I'm holding a cup that's empty systems initially built to block bad websites now use computer cameras to track eye movements and score attention levels during standardized state tests I would have got busted automated system process this data to generate risk scores for individual students, flagging kids as potential troublemakers

before they even finish middle school. Do you understand what that is, folks? That's like China does something called a social credit score. If they see you at a protest or whatever, something anti-government, right? They, you have a credit score and that's minus three or whatever the fuck. Or if you're not working out enough, that's the other one. They want you physically fit.

You have a credit score and they'll take points off. So then when you go to go out and have fun at a bar, they won't lay your in or something. They punish you that way because of your credit score. And travel. Yes, and travel. This is a form of that. I mean, between the Muslim infiltration, the fucking Chinese,

you know how many people they have over here pretending their teachers? And it's insane. A minor behavioral. I read about this stuff, but it's too dry. This is a very long, dry story, but it was important enough to bring up. But there's shit like this every day.

But I'm not fucking, you know, Rachel Maddow or fucking Lawrence O'Donnell. That means I'm not a twat or a fucking blowhard. A minor behavioral mark recorded on a classroom tablet can become a permanent digital footprint that follows a child throughout his academic years, just like Chinese social credit school. You can't get into the school.

Why? because you didn't pass the fucking, you didn't go to the gym at least four times when we told you in high school. Creepy. Creepy chat. Do we have time to do this last one? Real quick.

Baby giveaway. An 18-year-old Texas mom dumped her infant on a stranger at a bus stop and fled in an Uber because she didn't want the baby. You know, just like if somebody gave you a scarf you didn't like you. Go, hey, to your fucking best friend

who you really don't like. and go, this looks good on you. Accused callous mom, Carla Ibarra, was with her son at a bus stop in downtown San Antonio, which is a depressing. Every time I hear it, I get a pit in my stomach. Maybe it's much better now, but I spent so many fucking, ugh, there's a club there that kept asking me to go back.

I loved the owners. They were nice, but, oh, so depressing. And it was like a Tuesday through Sunday, Del. Picture that. In downtown San Antonio. San Antonio last Sunday, when she approached Jennifer Benavides and asked to borrow her phone, Benavides, the woman, was gushing over how cute a bear's one-month-old boy was. That's why I don't gush over kids' friends' babies because I don't want them to hand it to me,

and then they're gone. Dallas tried to hand me, was it, Dimitri? And I looked around, Dallas goes on vacation. Doesn't tell, no. It was when the teen suddenly started handing over all her son's federal ID documents. and asking the startled woman to take him from her. Here's the woman being interviewed that was offered the baby. Very beautiful baby, handsome, one month old.

The baby boy belonged to a stranger who approached her at a downtown bus stop Sunday night, at first just asking to use her phone. So she's like, well, do you want him? What? Do you want him? I'm going to give him away. I'm going to give him to somebody. You know.

It's like a shirt. It doesn't fit. She begins handing me his birth certificate, his Medicaid, his Social Security card, she said. First of all, I call this lady, goes, one month, oh, very handsome. What, do you have a beard and nice fucking side quint chops? I forgot to play this during the seal getting eaten. Anyways, back to the story. Benetiv-Benavides was.

shocked and brought Abara and the infant to a friend who lived nearby who might help. But the teen mom then left the house in an Uber without her son. The two women then fed the boy and changed his diaper before calling San Antonio Police for help. A barra was arrested when she returned to the area later with the child put in the care of relatives. The 18-year-old was allegedly determined to leave the boy with a stranger because she no longer wanted him, according to the police. Texas has a safe haven law, also known as the baby Moses law, which allows parents to anonymously leave their newborns at designated safe locations without legal repercussions. A few states have this, and it's actually a good thing because there's so many cases where, you know, they just throw the baby in

the river or a dumpster. Seriously, they flush them. I mean, we've heard these things. Never mind strangle them when they're actual toddler. But I'm just saying, you can leave it at a police station or a they actually have like the fire department has like a thing where you can place it in the imagine that though you have to check it every morning what the fuck are we doing a bearer was charged with abandoning and endangering a child with intent to return to bexar county court her bail was set at seven grand you fucking whew yeah that's it go home get my dinner ready beans and rice again anyways that's it

I mean just handing the baby to some stranger can you fucking imagine if she keeps it and doesn't get the right help or whatever that thing's going to end up when you I'll say this again I've said it before on the show

when I lived in New York and I saw homeless laying around that's where my mind goes to and I remember there was a guy walking around homeless talking himself and I mean crazy fucking going like this and I was standing next to an older black woman. She just looked at him and he goes,

he's a lost soul. That's after I said, he's a fucking idiot. Look at him. No. But it's true. That guy would have been better off aborted. Nobody gave a fuck about him. A lot of those people, you see.

Yeah, some of them do choose their lifestyle, but I'm just saying. Anyway, I thought I'd end on a high note of a baby being given away to the bus stop in Texas. Life is good. Don't forget cameo.com, folks. If you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to cameo.com. It'll be terrific.

That's it. You guys think it? I'll say it as usual. You're very welcome. See you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a good rest of the day. Hi. Good night, everybody.