The Nick DiPaolo Show - SCOTUS Sides Twice With POTUS | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1916

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Trump Gets Deportation Win, Fed Ex Driver Fed Up, The Venezuelan Earthquake, Pastor Arrested For Protecting Family, Racist Black People Celebrate Metcalf Murder, Pilot Suffers Mid-Flight Emergency and Al Pacino's B-day! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Hey, hey, everybody, how you is? What it was. Did I turn this on? Oh, I did. What a mistake. Good to see you. Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch ad free shows, join Rumble premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. And today I'll be talking about we have a different type of egg salad coming out of Poland. It's got shit in it. Dallas tried it before the show. Great to be with you. We'll be talking about. This is funny. I didn't get to the story yesterday. Trump gets a deportation win. But there's another story.

Today, he gets another win on that as far as asylum and how they rule on that. I didn't send it to you. I get it on paper. FedEx Drive, we get footage. This has been kicking off for a few days. Sorry, folks. I didn't get to it. We got him doing FedEx guys do best.

Sort of like the guys that handle your luggage at LaGuardia. They play horse with us. A horrible earthquake in Venezuela. Horrible. Seven point whatever the frick. Pretty scary shit. We got a black pastor beating the shit out of a white guy who lives across the street from the church. You know, both of them are douchebags.

But again, when race is involved, I don't want to fucking hear it. I know who I'm blaming. Only a black pastor would have fucking third-degree boxing scorer. Anyways, and the most discussed thing I've seen, I'd say, and it's going to set race relations back, I'd say, another 20 years, is black people, not just young people either, black adults, fat pigs, and dancing and doing something called the fucking Medcalf Bop or whatever the fuck. Imitating that kid Austin being stabbed to death. That's for black people. I'm sure there's some white kids out there doing it too, but for the for the most part. So all bets are off. I can't wait for the next George Floyd. I can't wait for the next black politician or I don't know black mom Whatever I don't care. I'm doing my own dance. I'm already writing the music for you That's about it, but that's the most disgusting thing that

That I saw and there's something wrong with them. Well Nick you can't say them. I just did and I will continue to because it's not you know you could say that to me if if it was only 1%, but it isn't. And everybody fucking knows it. I'd draw the line at anything over 3% and they're way over that. So shut the fuck up. Those are my rules,

especially the way it's so tilted against white people for the last 60 years as far as this shit goes. So let it fly out there. I watch a guy Paul Miller who's a legitimate, like, I don't know, I'm guessing that's not his real name, but you guys have seen him, haven't you? He's got the Joker makeup on. Sometimes he has no makeup on.

But he's a hardcore, like Nazi. Lovin. And I think he's a Hispanic to say at least he looks it. I don't know. But I watch him. And again, it's crazy what he does and what he says. But you know what? For some reason, it's liberating. And I'm talking hateful, racist shit.

And black people will pop on. Sometimes they know who he is. Sometimes I think their friends set him up and go, link into this show. Fuck it. The shit he says. And I sit there. And again, it's like listen to a John Denver song for me.

It really is relaxing and refreshing and yeah. Again, is it a lot of the shit ignorant? I don't know anymore. I don't know anymore. It's not anymore ignorant. I haven't seen him dancing to some dead. So anyways, you guys make up your own minds. Anyways, can somebody explain my fucking, I get an iPhone?

You know, I synced it up to my car and blah, blah, blah. car play is supposed to automatically you know kick on when I turn the car around and shit and for the most part it does but the last three days I'm on the way here I'll say play a honky tonk woman

and it'll play honky tonk woman then that's over I go play a dream on it'll play that then I go play a whole lot of love by Zeppelin I can't do that while you're in the car apparently that one song's going to cause a problem

That's what it feels like I know It's like she was molested by John Bottom's I can't do that You're in the car Well I was just in the car For the last two so Was I in a canoe?

You're fucking I'm yelling at my radio thing I'm my radio I'm yelling at my You would have been crying I go play Like it's a human being That's why there's something wrong with me

Maybe I should join the black community I'm not all there I go play Fucking honky talk woman You stupid bitch and it goes I cannot find play bleep bleep

you bleep it and bleep that's what it said back to me I was fucking laughing my fucking ass off I go okay listen like I'm talking about I go okay politely play honky talk woman

and it plays it but I know I could have fucking Steve Jobs sitting next to me and he wouldn't be able to understand why do you fuck with my head why do you make me an angry fuck Why is it

It's connected Everything's connected Bluetooth all that shit It's paired up perfectly Why do you do that And it doesn't help that I have coffee Before I leave the house I get so angry

I see an old lady crossing the street I'm about to take her out Because I can't hear a stone song In the next three seconds Red Sox last night In Colorado, worst team in baseball As you remember The first game of the series

Two nights ago They give up eight hits in a row To end the game I don't know that it's ever happened before. It never happened as far as the last hit being a walkoff. So they blew that one in the night. Then they won the next night. Then last night they're up six three.

I'm exhausted as usual because I'm watching Brazilian street fights until four in the morning on my phone. Something wrong with me. And I wake up about, I don't know, 20 minutes later. And the score is tied, and then they lose. In the eighth inning, by the way. a three run lead in the eighth inning I think or seventh inning seventh or eighth they blew that and lost so the worst team took two out of three and it is the most interesting it's it's almost more entertaining than them winning I tune in to see what kind of train wreck our bullpen's been the only good thing this year and they are melting down they're probably exhausted I don't believe in that shit but anyways I cannot wait to see what they do they could uproot the whole fucking team like I said said, they got the young guys locked in, but

these poor bastards, oh my, and most of these guys, Wilson Contreras, he'll probably be glad to get out of town. Or not. I mean, he fucking, he's putting up great numbers at Fenway, you know, so I don't know. I'm just getting shit off my, whatever. Who likes Pesto? Do you love

fucking Pesto? My wife has a basal plant out back. It's like, it's, I don't know, it's like, what's the tree that was in the garden of Italians and Amaruch and scottuch The olive tree Yeah It's like an olive tree

In the Bible, Genesis Remember the pesto and the mortar? Matthew fucking Had his own cooking show On the On the Genesis channel I made that for Andy Because like I said

I'm on a steak binge And I couldn't be stopped But then I had some of hers Oh my God Let me give you a tip If you like making Pesto. When you put it in the thing, right, little food processor, you just put in the nuts and the leaves first and only hit it a couple, unless you want it a paste, which I like a little texture to it. I don't know. Maybe you want it a paste. But it's supposed to have texture to it, at least by the grease balls who invented it, say that. So you just do that a couple pulses, so it's still kind of lumpy. And then I dump that right out. Then I add the oil and cheese. And it's nice. It has, you know, Eldente as they say.

Or is the idiots say, El Dante, you know, a poet from the 15th century. Anyways, God is that. Who came up with that? Who's the three fucking fresh basil, which I'd rubber my balls. It's so delicious. And then, you know, pine nuts or whatever.

I had walnuts. You can use any. And I had real, you know what, Parmesan a block of it. Holy fucking moly. As Uncle Junior said in the Surpranus, we taught the fucking world how to eat. And the Greeks are like, what?

The fuck, who taught you? We perfected it. Let me read real quick. Did I cover everything? Oh, I'm about to start another chapter in the book, and it's going to be called Uncle Bob, one of the most colorful, the most colorful, well, my uncle Al was pride of,

I might want to do a chapter on him, too. You bring his name up 40 years later and people start trembling. I'm like, what the fuck? And then I work with him for the summer and I can see why. Genius yet fucking insane at the same time. And he had his reasons. But my uncle Bob was the most colorful and no Republican, by the way. But never a dick about it.

Actually, old school, you know, he'd hear me spewing my Rush Limbaugh shit and push back gently until he had a cocktail. Then he'd throw the glass at me when he was done. But anyway, you're going to love, he was just, I feel like I'm giving the book way, but I think these are a good, good way to kind of, you know, I mean, guy was born, you know, a year after a depression started and then lost his dad and brother when he was 16 in a horrible car accident. So him and his brother, Donnie, were a little, you know, wild.

No male structure to the household. And my grandmother had to go to work. And they're Scottish and English. So they enjoyed the buy you know They hit the sauce I mean it at a young age and smoking and shit And a little on the fucking wild side And Uncle Bob

He didn't really quit any of that till about his 50s But um You're gonna fucking love that And there's one story I haven't even written it yet I was in the card deal ship waiting for my car And I started and I read what I had written after 20 minutes And it was sterile

Andy had a great line to because it reads like a fucking Wikipedia page I go, you didn't even read it yet. I just described it to you. It was fucking dead on. But I just, real quick, I give you an idea how this guy was when he was, you know, I'm about 11 years old, maybe 10, in the driveway on a school night in my, you know, where I grew up. Me and my brother in the driveway, it's like a February night about 10 degrees. We're throwing ice balls at cars on my street going by.

Having a ball. I remember Mr. Burke goes by. Some reason his windows open are cracked. Of course, mine, fucking, I throw a dart. You would have thought I was Clemens. Hits right there. You see him in the cargo like this. And then our phone rings, you know, five minutes later.

I go to my brother, get up the street. Anyways, so we're out there, you know, and still toss, and I'm also in a black and yellow cab pulls up. Fucking back the back door opens it. It doesn't just open it, like, kicks open. Who spills out? My uncle Bob. It's wearing a jacket that you'd wear like in the summertime.

With a white teacher. Yell something to the cab. Blah, blah, blah. Fucking throws money in the, you know. I'm on a fucking snowbank on the corner of my driveway. It'd been snowing for months. I'm standing on a snowbank. I'm not shitting you.

I'm only 10 or 11. It's got to be six, seven feet high. My uncle gets out of the cab. He goes, hey, you fucking, whatever. Curses. Climes right out and pushes me off the fucking, that's just, I'd land on my ass, luckily, on a frozen driveway,

and it's still, like, knocked the wind out of him. And, yeah, I'm like, and it didn't bother me because I loved my uncle, you know? And I sort of, even at that age, I knew he was a little nuts. But I got a few more stories like that where, and he, let's put it this way, he didn't have the Scottish work ethic. My father, he was unemployed,

although he did work at this, like, candy factory. you know, Bordons, I think it was called, or chemical or candy, or both. You know, but he was out of work for a while. Every once in a while he'd quit, and he was looking for work, and my father said, Bob, I'll, I'll check around. He goes, thank you, Nick. He goes, nothing too steady. That's an actual quote.

You talk about a character, and he was built like a fire plug. I can see you wouldn't want to, you know, but I mean, he was, in his 30s and 40s and he's still brawling, you know what I mean? So he had some problems. But he was very intelligent when you talk to him about politics. I loved him. Still do. Miss him to this fucking day.

It was my mother's brother. And yeah, so that's the next chapter. And I get the few more stories about him just like that. And I don't know. I just thought about my uncle Al. I can't leave him out with his reputation. Mote. Your uncle's moat?

Oh, fucking. All right. Real quick. Sorry to bullshit. That's what I do now, okay? My show my rules. Supreme Court, this is this morning, ruled Thursday, that Trump administration can turn away migrants who show up at the U.S.-Mexico border

before they apply for asylum in a victory for the White House immigration crackdown that prompted a tense exchange between, excuse me, two justices. Gee, I wonder if one of them so do my war, being Hispanic. The High Court ruled 6 to 3 in favor of a policy known as

metering in use during President Trump's first team, first team, oh my God, first term as well as Barack Obama's administration, which capped the number of people who could apply for asylum each day. Immigration advocates had argued the policy

violated federal law, which states that migrants can apply for asylum after they arrive in the U.S. regardless of whether they entered legally or illegally. Unbelievable. And claimed that aliens should be considered to have done so once they reached the board. Even Obama didn't fucking do that. Conservative justice, Samuel Alito,

disagreed, writing in the majority opinion, in ordinary speech, no one would say that a person arrives in a place, for example, a house, a city, or a country, before the person enters the place. That's exactly right. See, I'm sorry, but a woman, is this sexist? Yeah.

Most women, it isn't fair because my wife thinks like a guy, but most women aren't big on linear thinking. And if you listen to me, I'm not either, so I'm a half abroad. But listen, do you know what I mean? Logic, reason, but, blah, blah, but people. But no, Sotomayor's abroad and gets emotional about it. You can't argue with what he just said in my opinion. opinion, but I'm my opinion. Let me write my opinion. Conservative justice Alito disagreed,

and I said the administration had argued that the policy was necessary to deal with a massive influx of migrants at the Southern Board, adding the people who were initially turned away, could always come back and attempt to apply later. How do you argue that? To qualify for asylum, migrants must show a fear of persecution in their homeland for specific reasons like race, religion, nationality, membership in a particular social group or political opinion. Yeah, that's why they come over the border wearing Nike sneakers and better fucking pants than I have and please, silo my balls. Okay. Now here's Sotomayor real quick. The consequences of today's decision are predictable, Sotomayor wrote. More people

will die. Listen to this. Absolute horseshit. She needs to be slapped. More people will attempt to cross the border illegal. Nothing of this is happening. And it won't because of this ruling either. People are still self-deporting and shit.

And some will make it while others will not. More people will be forced to walk along the U.S. Mexico border in dangerous conditions. What are you stuck in a fucking time warp? It ain't going to happen. because they know they're not getting in anyways. Trying to find a port that will inspect them, more people would turn back and be subjected to violence

because of something they cannot or should not have to change about themselves. Oh, my fucking word. How deep does the liberal cancer run in this country? She's on the Supreme Court. Fucking Katanji Jackson made more sense. I'm only kidding, she shouldn't be on Judy's court. Dumbatch. Anyways, that was that one.

I'm going to... Let's go to the next headline. Get the fuck out now. Sort of related to what I'm talking about. The Trump administration scored a major immigration win Monday after a federal appeals court revived its nationwide expited removal. Expedited.

They have expited. I actually read it right. Expedited removal. policy clearing the way for the Department of Homeland Security to resume fast-track deportations of eligible illegal immigrants. Not to get too heavy, folks. There's plenty of dick jokes coming. We'll have fun. The ruling allows federal immigration authorities to quickly remove certain migrants found anywhere in the country if they were not lawfully admitted or paroled into the United States and cannot show they have continuously lived in the country for at least two years.

I'd make it ten. And a two to one ruling, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit, vacated a lower court order that had blocked the policy, concluding that challenges were unlikely to succeed on their claims that the expansion violates constitutional due process. Here is a video of something. Well, if they don't like it, they can lump it. Take it down the road and dump it.

Here's Rob Ryan at age like 27, not knowing. 50, 60 years later, he'd be slaughtered by his own cuckoo's son. And I'm not happy about that either, as much as of a left as he was. Made good movies, a few good men. For years, DHS had arbitrarily limited expedited removal to 14 days, even though it applies to illegal aliens who entered the country illegally within the last two years. DHS General Counsel James Percival said in a statement. Today the D.C. Circuit vindicated our decision to apply the law as written.

It's not too late to take a $2,600 check and a free flight home. You know what? Right now they won't do it because the circus is in town, the fucking Pfeiffer. You guys couldn't make me watch that if it was in my front yard. I went to a bar yesterday real quick. This one quick trip. I walk in and, boy, it rips my heart. hard out to be in Georgia and watching

guys my age glued to this faggotry. It just shows the power of the media. I can't get away from the marketing. Whether I'm in the car on the radio, at home, on TV, pick up, you know, on the internet, you can't get away from it. The only good thing that's

coming out of it, all these people, especially the British, but all these European they're actually, every day they're in the paper going, we apologize, we were wrong. America is fucking awesome. And Trump bought a worked that into his next election or whatever. The ruling reverses a nationwide stay issued by U.S.

District Judge Giacob, also known as Corn on the. Look at that tub of fucking goo. She couldn't pass the fucking finals at DeVry. Nick, why do you say that? Because she's fat, minority, female. Oh, Nick, that's horrible. So was Michelle Obama. What's your point?

Okay, she wasn't fat. She was ripped. Found the policy created a significant risk that individuals could be wrongly deported before having a meaningful opportunity to prove they were exempt from expedited removal. Shut up. Popeyes is having a sale.

Get over there before it closes. The Trump administration first expanded. Get over there. We got some chicken for you, your biscuit eating fuck. Wow. The Trump administration has expanded and expedited removal nationwide

during Trump's first term in 2019. Of course, the jerk up Biden administration later ascended the policy before DHS reinstated it shortly after Trump returned in 2025. The majority concluded that the Constitution requires the government to notify illegal immigrants when they are facing deportation and give them an opportunity to respond, but it does not require immigration officials to explain every potential legal defense that could prevent their removal.

Again, pretty basic, clear thinking, and the way it was probably originally meant, The court rejected arguments that DHS must proactively inform individuals they can avoid expedited removal by proving they have continuously lived in the U.S. for at least, I love it. That's two big wins. But again, the one that's bugging me is the save vote. What is it?

You know, the Save America or whatever. The one where you have to show ID to vote, that that's a problem. I don't know what's going on, folks. Hey, November 5th, I'll be at the punchline in Atlanta, Georgia. and the next night the 6th, the Rivers Casino in Philly. And then the next night after that, November 7th, sold Joel Pottstown, PA. Come out to see me, see if I remember how to do stand-up.

It'll be a fucking blast. Either way. Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets now before they are sold out. While you're there, go to the merchandise page. Look at all the shat we have made by a 12-year-old Asian kids in my basement who don't have a shit break for two weeks. I feed them bologna and eggshells, and they love it. Nickdip.com for merchandise. We've got hats, hoodies, t-shirts,

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Right after I leave my teeth here, and I leave. FedEx or Fed Up is the headline. This is a funny one. It's been kicking around. You might have seen it already. I couldn't skip it. The FedEx driver get fired after Dana White, UFC fame, filmed him in New York City.

When I was in New York City, I'd see this. Practicing his basketball form by tossing. You know why? He got caught up in Nick's fever, I'm guessing. He is a brother. And he knows most of the packages have white names on him. By tossing. That's a stupid comment, but I like to say it anyways.

By tossing. package is straight into his truck after the video surfaced. The FedEx worker, you know, Tyrone over here, he was let go. You don't believe he's doing this shit? Well, watch Dana White all of a sudden become fucking undercover Nick Shirley. FedEx.

We'll get your shit there, but we'll fuck it up. It'll be like a Tony Supranosy. Oh, we'll fuck it up. There goes my glassware. Oh. That computer I bought for my nephew. Got nice for him. My boy don't give a fuck.

All right. So we had that woman yesterday that works for, you know, DEI, some fucking company. Remember her? Dumping the trash in the street and taking the barrel? What a fucking, what a nightmare. You know, how much hate you have to have in your heart to do that shit? They're just angry people.

You know why they're angry? They know who they are? Nick, what does that mean? You fuck it. Look, a car play just came on. Fuck you. Now it starts playing the song. Yeah.

It goes, yeah. Here's Shine by Collective Salt. And by the way, I didn't appreciate the comment. The behavior depict, by the way, I'm learning that on guitar. That is a great riff. I remember loving that song in the 90s, but I hated 90s music,

so I didn't listen to the radio that much. But when that one came on, I was like, that's a good, good, good, the behavior depicted in the video is unacceptable and inconsistent. with professionalism notice, and it's right with it. FedEx demonstrates every day. FedEx confirmed.

We are committed to treating our customers' packages with the utmost care. Yeah, I can see. I like to see how you treat newborn babies. What do you punt them into the fucking garbage? Utmost care, and this drive is no longer providing service for our company as a result of this behavior.

Now he is promoted. Doesn't have to deliver anymore. Hey, let's go over to Venezuela. Why? I don't know. isn't this the place we just helped out with getting rid of Maduro? That's right, right? I always confuse my grace ball.

Venezuela quaking in its boots. Back to back, powerful earthquakes slammed Venezuela on Wednesday evening, collapsing buildings in the capital of Caracas and leaving residents shaking like Michael J. Fox at a package game with no shirt on. I said that once. I used a reference like that.

I was on Dennis Miller show, and he got dead silent. And I go, whoa, what happened? He goes, he's a friend of mine. Sorry, dude, I can't go there. All right. It's going to be a pussy about it. Love Dennis Miller, by the way. The U.S. Geological Survey said the first earthquake had a magnitude of 7.1.

And its epicenter was west of the community of moron. That's how I'm pronouncing it. M-O-R-O-N. I guess it's Maron. Located along the country's Caribbean coast. I really am the worst at geography. When it comes up on Jeopardy, that's when I go, oh, your sister's ass.

Name a fucking estuary that runs from, you know, the Nile to fucking Kevin's house and Braintree. I don't fucking know. Andy knows. She was doing bad with those, so she, you know, buys a book and studies the rivers. It's terrific. Who's making the cheesecake?

Anyway. Anyways, that's a lot of Caribbean coast, about 160. That's 104 miles west of Caracas. The quake had a depth of 22 kilometers. That means depth is in, right? Into the ground depth. Yeah?

And a kilometer is almost a mile. That's shaking the fucking earth, man. Check out this scary footage of being in the building when it happened. Or almost in the building. Holy shit. Yeah, I want to be in a parking garage. Jesus. The lady goes, grab my mom.

The husband's already out of the room. Out the street going, fuck that. I was in a, I moved to L.A. for one year, thinking I was, you know, Joe's show business. Leave my lovely girlfriend Nancy behind. Cut to me eight months later. About 40 pounds light because I hadn't eaten. I kept calling her house.

She lived in New Hampshire. Her dad would answer at 3 in the morning. I just left her in the dust. I cheated on her in New York and fucking, and I call and her dad, who by the way, was divorced. And he was a cool guy. He never got mad at me about it.

He actually said, listen, you're not a bad guy. With all, most us guys have done. He was actually great about it. I felt horrible. But I'm calling, like, you know,

after I'm out there seven, eight months, missing her. Didn't know a soul. I'm living in, I told you, it was a worst moment of my life. I can't even look at Venice Beach on TV

when they show a clip. It makes me sense. sick to my stomach. I'm in a basement apartment. It's 103 degrees every day. They close the beach on the weekends because literally Crip blood activity. Just a horrible. Thank God my buddy Evan Grant, who also lived in the building with me, would pull me out at night to strip club. And that's, guys, if you're going through that, you're young, you've got a broken heart, go to a titty bar. Yes, it's just putting a band-aid on a bullet hole, but it holds nice. They're shaved. Mean kid. It was fucking horrible. Anyways, I was the

first week out I wasn't there a week folks I'm in a basement apartment my bed is is on the ground you know it's just a bark spring and you know how you do that no headboard when you're young I wake up at two in the morning 2.30 and I wake up just like a dog with before I guess we have that instinct too I don't know I wake up and all of a sudden and nothing was happened when I woke up for like 30 seconds so I don't know why and all of a sudden holy shit it's like I was on a waterbed Then I sat up like this. I'm like, I'm in a basement like, you know what I mean?

I'm below ground. My window I could see. That was the other thing. I could see people's ankles walking by and, oh, just horrible. I sit up and it's going like this. It only probably lasted 40 seconds. It felt like 20 minutes because, you know, the building could fall on your head. You realize what's going on.

And it was the strongest one they had in like 50, 60 years. And I enjoy that. But what's funny is, so I'm shitting my pants inside. And I hear drunk guys probably grew up in California, right in Venice. They're out in the tennis courts going, woo-hoo. Fucking, they're jumping around and shit. And I hear them laughing and shit. I'm shit my pants.

Holy fucking. That is creepy, man. And then I learned the reason, like my building, thank Christ, because, you know, California is known for that. They put the buildings like mine on big shock absorbers, literally. So it's built to do that. I'm fucking real. I don't think they have that in Kandahar.

Somebody farts and 11 people die over there because they're mud hut. Fucking suffocated the can. The USGS reported an even larger 7.5 magnitude earthquake just a minute later. Well, we used to call those, you know, what do you call? all those shock aftershocks aftershocks i was going to go reverb what's it a fucking marshal lamp i think it's only an after shock if it's less on the scale you're right no you're right 7.5 the second quake had a depth of 10 kilometers oh pussy and its epicenter was a 16 kilometers which is 10 miles southwest of moron anyways the u.s.s.s.s. fears over a hundred that's the u.s geological size mitochondrial

copy. 100,000. They fear 100,000 dead or over 100,000. I don't, I didn't, I thought I'd wake up today and see a big headline, 40,000. So I don't know. The quakes are among the strongest to strike Venezuela in more than a century. The earthquake struck shortly after 6 p.m. ruining their dinner.

The Altamara neighborhood in Caracas had alarming situations with collapsed homes and buildings, he said. and people were injured in the earthquake and asking motorists to give way to ambulances and other emergency vehicles. And the guys driving the ambulance like, no, we're good. I've got to pick up something at the house. Authorities in the Dominican Republic also issued

one for the island. Another alert for Puerto Rico was quickly lifted. Strong earthquakes are unusual in Venezuela, but apparently this earthquake had a real hate on for Hispanics. While the country sits near multiple fault lines, its position straddling South American in Caribbean plates makes earthquakes much less common in other parts of Latin America.

It's the plates. They shift. They're the situation. Yeah, so that was kind of fun, that first one. And they tell you to, I had bits on that, too. It's so great when you move to a new city, and you have a perspective on it and the people like you're a new comic guitar

and they've all been through it and they're laughing at you. They tell you to stand in a doorway. To stand in a fucking doorway. I can just picture the whole fucking five stories coming down. Everybody's dead but I'm just standing in a frame.

The fuck you guys didn't read the thing. Silly shit. And then I would say it on stage. I go, there were people actually dancing and laughing and shit. Half the crowd's like, yeah. Well, I'm not high yet. I didn't join your moron club out here yet.

All right, let's move on it. I ain't good. There are white niggers. Oh, there are? I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. In our reverse the race segment tonight, before I even get to it, is anybody, is there anybody more racist and hateful than Joy Reed? My answer is, even the, you could take that guy I told you about his, he goes by Paul

Miller and says all the fun, you know, just he's not one-one-fifth one-eighth as fucking hateful as Joy Reed. And you know why? Joy Reed, what makes it worse, she's Harvard educated, which I'm sure she didn't belong in Harvard, but enough

to where they could, she's at least that educated, right? So she should know better. You know why she's pissed? She was born black and female. And not all black and I'm just saying Tells the most

Darry. Dells like I dated like half the Supremes. What? I'm too young for that. Yeah. Nobody is more hateful. Why am I saying that? Well, we'll get to this story a second. But she said yesterday, I don't know anybody black that's excited about the Fourth of July

or celebrates it. Now, June 10th, she's like, that's legitimate and explains why. Do you believe the fucking, and she got blowback from black people. online, but don't get too excited because I'll tell you about what other black people are celebrating online yesterday, that'll make you want to pick up a gun and start a fucking race war. Anyways, Pastor Tony Spell, Blackfella, addressed the media Wednesday saying the threats

from his neighbor compelled him to run across a street, four-lane highway, second dick, and attack this guy. Spell the main pastor of Life Tabernacle Church on Hooper Road was arrested by deputies after the authentication. He said he was working on a church bus when he heard the neighbor's son yelling from outside their home across the road. I'm not saying any of this didn't happen. I'm just saying reverse the races as I tell you the story, meaning take the suspect that got arrested and make him white, make the victim black, and there'll be riots in the streets.

He said, Tony, this is, so the black pastor is saying the white guy was saying, hey, Tony, that's the pastor's name, I'm going to rape your wife, I'm going to rape all of your grandchildren, Andy said the next time you go out of town, I'm going to kill them. And what the fuck are you going to do about it? That's what the pastor said, the white guy said, which I'm not doubting. Number one, you can say all that you want. It's the United States of America. Yeah, you can deal with the consequences. And anyways, the pastor said that as the natural protector. Here comes his black mentality.

As the natural protector of his family and church, it was his job to take action. I don't think Jesus would have agreed with your act. Maybe he would. I don't know. I have a duty and an obligation to do what I did, he said. And what's

funny, like I said, folks, reverse the races on these things. Just picture the white guy, priest or whatever, Catholic guy, smash into some black guy's face. Do you understand what we'll be talking about for the next fucking year? This guy's a douchebag, the white guy, no doubt about it. His family's houses across the street.

Maybe they're racist. Maybe I don't give a fuck. I just don't see a white member of the church, the clergy, the cloth, handling it like this. I could be wrong. Check this out. Some good footage. This is the shit that keeps me up at three of the morning watching.

What a pussy's yelling, help me? The guy doesn't even stop. Fucking white guy. Learned to fight you, girl. And you know what? I'm doing this, too, if the guy's... I'm just saying I'd expect to go to jail for... Don't take it.

Look, he tries to break his neck here. He goes, I'm going to break your neck, and he twist the guy's neck. Watch this. This could have went wrong. Right there. Looks like he's noogie in him. Maybe it's not as bad as I thought.

Look at his kicking his leg like he's an 11-year-old girl talking on the phone. Laying on her bed. Yeah, that's church. So you get two jerk-offs involved. Let me put it that way. But the point being, again, the story becomes huge if you're averse the races. So that's their clergy, whatever his name, WBRZ spoke with the neighbors

the Sherwin's. So that guy's a Sherwin the Wicked, who said that Spell's claims are not true and connected to the recent end of a legal battle that started after the Spell was arrested for this. Well, I'm with the black dude on this. He was arrested for disregarding coronavirus mandates

and holding church services while stay at home orders were in effect. Well, that makes him a patriot now. This pastor is a bully who gets mad when he does not get his way. The Sherwin said. Yeah, that and when you say you're going to rape his wife and kill his kids. Let's go on to a related story, also race related.

What's the headline, Nick? Did you write it? I did. Chimps a hoi. Medicines are gleefully dancing about the death of slain teen Austin Medcalfe and a sick online trend. Supporters of a 19-year-old Kamalo Anthony, we all know this. First of all, look at the woman on the room.

Look at the fat pig, ugly, black, fucking. just useless piece of crap wearing skin tight thank you Oprah like she's a five you know five five 108 pound soaking wet celebrating a white kid being stabbed together by the moron in the middle look at him just looking at him you can tell he's an ignorant and then you get the jerk off on the left supporter of 19 okay sentenced this month to 35 years for stabbing to death 17 year old med calf in the heart Anyways, these black people dancing with knives and pretending to stab themselves as the viral rap song, Austin Bop, plays in the background. Austin Bop, Knife Had Blood.

These are the lyrics. Austin Bop, Knife had blood on the tip when he dropped. Coughing up blood, you think he got Ebola. Hey, brilliant, just like Sinatra. You people, we're better than you in every fucking way. How about that? Every way. Anyways, goes the song.

uploaded to Apple Music on June 10th. That's allowed? I can't put some of my material up. The day after Anthony was convicted. Let's watch one of the most useless races again. Not all. Let me emphasize. Not all.

Just 97.6%. It's a good radio station, by the way. Black hits of the 40s. Look a jerk off here. Stick that knife in your throat. Niggas going out back and my law at the box. I don't sound when he died the fuck with this floor, but I got side. Niggil text my phone talk about here.

Like my shit, he got stopped by a knife. Austin, knife had blood on the tip when he dropped. How the fuck you're going to stop me your shit? Niggas go and I'm all over at the box. Ah, ha. I don't know what this floor, but I got to sighed. Nigel text my phone. Talk about him.

Like my shit, he got stopped by a night. Have you ever, have you ever, have you ever seen a country that glorifies ignorance like our country? and it's where the Jews, I'm sorry, and this is what a lot of people, you know, I defend Israel and the Jews all the time. I'm just saying whoever has a beef has a legitimate beef because record companies for years,

all the shit that comes out of Hollywood that's anti-white, pro-black, a lot of Jews behind it. It's a theory I'm starting to buy more and more. Still, I don't care how much of that shit they do. I'm not going to side with them over fucking, and you know, Hamas and those people, they just blow people up for, you know. I'm sorry, the lesser two evils,

but I think there's a legitimate argument there. I watch, even white, I guarantee you there's white kids online doing the same fucking dance that love hip-hop and shit. Because, why, they've been brainwash. That's why they call it programming, whether it's TV or. So, just remember this white folks. Next time there's a, I don't know, an incident.

George Floyd. Yeah, later on, white People started making it in front of Floyd five years later after we found out what he was all about. But see, the Medcalf kid, he wasn't a fucking kid doing porn or put a knife to a pregnant girl's stomach or sold drugs. He was a 17-year-old kid with his life ahead of him. There's the difference. You can't hate most of these people enough. That's ignorant because suck it, fuck it, fuck it, take it down the road and put it in a bucket. I just made my own version.

Happy June teeth. This is what they're writing, by the way, under their dances. Happy June teeth to the Medcaf family. Reads the caption on a recent Austin Bob clip in which a woman mimed stabbing herself in gagging. You couldn't get through that neck fat with a chainsaw,

Letitia. I can smell you from here. You fucking Aunt Jemima, Mamie talking, fuck. Other videos played the sinister single over anti-Medcaf memes, like one with a, photo of a funeral pavilion and the caption, Austin wanted a tent. He got one.

A regular longfellow. Medcaf supporters dismissed Anthony as a violent thug. Dismissed him as a violent thug? I don't even like the wording of that. But supporters of Anthony, who was black, said the charge was racist. Yeah. In his world, somebody pushes you, that gives you the right to stick a knife through a guy's heart and kill him. But he's not a thug. So your values are, we couldn't be more different. Skin color-wise, thought-wise, oh, we're all the same insight. We couldn't be more different.

I've been saying it my entire life. First grade? No, not then. I didn't know what's going on. I had a Tarzan lunchbox, though. I was kind of racist. I don't know. My dad was sending a message.

Anyway, said the charge was racist. And even raised $625 grand for his legal fees. and it reminds me of, I don't know, a scene in a movie that I personally, it's so funny because this movie came out, I started, can you imagine? I saw it the week it came out in my pajamas at a drive-in, Planet of the Apes in the 70s,

mid or early 70s, whatever, at a drive-in. And it's so funny, I don't think it had racial connotations then like it does now. But I just thought it showed this because this is where white people are at after watching shit like this. Why did you run away? Security police.

I'm in charge of this man. No longer, madam. He is now in the custody of the Ministry of Science. Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. That face. That was Dr. Cornelius' girlfriend. I forget who the actor is. Roddy McDowell was Dr. Cornelius, I think.

And I'm just saying, I just don't have you seen white people celebrating like a young black kid being beat to death? I don't, maybe Nazis or whatever the fuck, but not your run-of-the-mill white person. That's all I'm saying. And that kid should do every minute of his 35 years, but I'll tell you again, once this dies down in a couple years, we forget about it. A bunch of jerk-off lib lawyers will get a, you know, bring the case back up and find out why it was wrong. and, you know, you don't fool us anymore, at least not us old people. Also, next headline, is there a doctor on board?

Air Canada Flight 7664 was flying from Newark to Halifax when the captain suffered what the authorities described only as the medical emergency and became incapacitated. Right there I go, this is how I read now, right there I go, they're not going to tell us what happened. And then I said, I actually went to, you know what? chat sheet. I go, can you tell us what happened to the Canadian pilot flight, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, no details have been released as far. And then I say, can you tell me why they don't tell us

anything? And they listed some, some legitimate, well, legal, blah, blah, blah. I'm just saying, but legal shit, I guess the laws have changed, but years ago, they would let you know. Wouldn't they? Now it's like, you know, legal ramifications. We don't know what the truth is yet, blah, blah, blah. Fuck it. You know what I say, right? rush to this story. Get it wrong, correct it next day. You got to know a little something. Who knows?

The guy could have been shit-faced. That's why we have a right to know. And became incapacitated by about an hour into the flight. Following standard airline procedures, the captain was removed from flying duties and thrown out the exit door at 35,000 feet and landed in a kitty pool in Oklahoma,

is the footage. The first officer took control, and the, aircraft diverted safely to Logan Airport. The pilot was met by emergency responders and transported to Mass General. The flight landed safely with 61 passengers aboard. What exactly happened to the pilot? Nobody has publicly said. There's been no official statement identifying whether it was, well, actually, a few

minutes ago, they released cockpit footage of him getting sick, I think, right? Every passenger in this plane will have fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour. Just now serious, is it dark? I'll get the free. Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly. Oh, automatic, I'll get it is.

I'll go back to the passengers. Yeah, let it play out. Check your elder. No, wait, $34,000. No, it's dropping. Oh, my. On the beltline of the automatic pilot, there is a hollow tube. Now that is the manual inflation nozzle.

Pull it out and blow on it. And he goes back to delivering a baby. Whoops. Fucking, I'm playing with a knob here. I hope I didn't fuck someone. Oh, God. I just like to know what happens in some of these things. You know, I mean?

You have a right to know if the guy's a drug addict and maybe it'll come up. But again, even that excuse, well, you know, in cases, again, the law is dictating how we behave. It's not supposed to be that way. Finally tonight. And now for Nick's video of the day.

In our video of the day, vaudeville segment, a happy birthday, ladies and gentlemen, to the great El Pacino. We love him because he didn't turn into a fucking left-wing moron. You know he's probably a lefty. I mean, come on. He's been in Hollywood forever. He grew up in New York City in the village, for Christ's sake.

And, you know, he's in the arts. But, you know, he kept to himself, even when he was famous. Every once in a while, you'd see him. I remember what movie had just come out? He was older, but not like this. he was pacing back and forth in front of the comedy store in L.A. Just waiting to be seen. That's what it said like in every clip.

I don't know if he was in a lull in his career, but he was out front like pacing back and forth. If you people were taking it. It was kind of obvious. Whatever. But you can't argue with the guy's dedication. He was part of that, you know, that crew in New York. You know, and the method, the fucking method actors,

the denarros and, And I haven't watched Scarface in a while. That's one. I just enjoy it. People go, that wasn't a good. Okay, I'm not saying it's a godfather,

but I'm saying it's unbelievably entertaining. There's not like a bad scene in it. And Pacino is fucking, you know, and the guy, his sidekick is fucking great. And so happy birthday to Al Pacino, a.k.a.

Tony Montana. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to play, what? Okay. No. Say hello to my little friend. That's what Trump's going to do from the Oval Office.

Uh, also known as, uh, aka Michael O'Coleone. Going on for 2000 years. Oh, Gilligan, little buddy. You won't take my baby. You won't. You won't. Let me tell you about method acting. You just saw it.

He cracked her in the face. That was no fucking Three Stooges sound effects. He cracked her. I read about it. I think they might have been dating at the time. He was probably pissed at her. What a good reason to unload. Also,

aka Sunny Wurzik, and a great move, you guys, a lot of you probably haven't seen, came out in the 70s also Dog Day afternoon. You think I'm done? No. A.k.a. Frank Serpico.

I don't care if I'm in trouble. I don't care. Who gets in the trouble? anymore, including myself. Because if I have to go to outside agencies, to get somebody to hear my son. Where am I going to go? You hear me, sir, foe, stay away from it.

Where am I going to go? I don't know why that's in me. Go look up Serpico. He looked like his twin. He had such juicy roles he picked. Also known as, if you guys haven't seen Donny Brasco, another great one. He plays a guy named Lefty Rogerio,

which was a real guy, a down on his luck mobster, who never, he's like a guy in show business who should have been more famous. a great character Check it out The worries I got, Donnie A woman like a net I can't do right by her

I ain't got three bucks in my pocket I put a bet on a horse That horse don't do what it's supposed to do Like every fucking thing else in my life I got cancer to prick He throws that in My ex-wife lives in this building Can you believe it?

I run into and the elevator I gotta have three spritses after Just to calm down after I see her What are you talking about Cancer to Prick? Yeah he's cancer the prick Yeah, you didn't know that? I'm in the medical books for that.

I love him. Fucking, 86. I didn't give you the clip where he's dancing blowing out the candles. Oh, motherfucker. I really am a more. And that was Nick's video of the day. And Nick's week of shows.

Happy birthday, L. 86. It's in the air of you ruined it, man. I can't even get behind you now. It's hard to even watch the fucking great shit. See, some people never grow out of their politics. They're stuck in a time warp. And then Hollywood keeps them there, you know. And De Niro's ensconced in that bubble.

He has no fucking, same with Springsteen. What a jackoff. He's a guy that made his living singing about the working man and all that other whore shit. And he sides, he's become what he supposedly hated. He's an elitist jerk off like Green Day. All the other fucking faggots on the left. Life passed you by politically.

Doesn't mean you're not great artists and stuff. I like Green Day's music. I just hate them. I'd love to see a playing go down. Every woman has looked at a man while he's sleeping and thought, I should knock the shit out of this motherfucker right now. And that's why I love black people. That's Grammy.

That's Grammy on her birthday. That you don't hear from an old white layer. It'll be something hateful, but it won't be. She said that like she was 25 years old playing hoops in fucking Harlem. Isn't that great? All right, kids. That is it for the week. Don't forget cameo.com.

If you want me to, you know, roast a friend or a relative for a minute or two, or say happy birthday to your cousin with one leg and no head. Cameo.com. Don't forget next week, by the way. I'll be with you Monday and Tuesday. Won't I? I will. Or this Monday. Yeah, Tuesday's going to be a replay.

Oh, Tuesday we go. We're showing a second part of our boy, Priest, Lee Priest, the bodybuilder. I should let him know. We made it. We recorded a long interview. I didn't know we had one still in the bank that nobody's seen. So you'll see that on Tuesday, regular show Monday. I'll be getting on a plane.

That's right, right before the friggin' fourth of July, dealing with that airport and fucking Dallas will be blast. Anyways, so I'll be on Crowder Wednesday and Thursday. Thursday as usual. All right. Until then, have a great weekend. You think that I'll say, you're welcome. See you back here on Monday.

Take care. Hi, good night, everybody.