The Nick DiPaolo Show - Seal Team Six's Riveting Rescue | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1877

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

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You're entitled to shit. Hello, welcome to the live lineup, where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch Ad Free, join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download that Rumble app, ladies and gentlemen. Today, I'll be chewing on a few stories. Trump drops a different kind of bomb on Iran over the weekend. Unbelievable, Seal Team Rescue. I guarantee Walberg is on the phone going, we're making this.

And I get the perfect guy, Nathan Lane. Also, Artemis 2 is out there, sent him back pictures that are just stunning. And Bill Belichick in the news, somebody trying to, in my opinion, pull a con game on him and get some money out of him, a guy got hurt on his property. And we'll show you what is probably the greatest defense. offensive game any baseball player has ever played. Only thing that could rival with it was Brooks Robinson in the, I want to say the 69 World Series.

It was at the Orioles of Mets where he just put on a show at their base and Greg. But this, this is a one in a lifetime thing. Those things can happen again. What we're going to show you, it was a California, Los Angeles Angel of Anaheim. Good fucking name. Want to put Disney in there too? Just it's, you'll never. see it again. It'll never happen again.

And I can say that because I'll be dead and if I'm wrong, I can't, you know. See how that works? That's how the Dems do. Anyways, how is your Easter? Okay? I started, you know, I'm working on my book.

And I wanted to write it about religion, yes, yesterday. If I didn't have a stroke in when I was sleeping last night, I'm not I'm telling you. I don't know what's going on. I was to write about religion anyways and then I realized hey this is yesterday what better time to write about it um so I did and I and I realized right in the first I go I realized how secularized

I guess that would be the word for me and my wife that were not that religious anymore when it was Easter and the word Easter was only mentioned twice the word was used twice I came downstairs she goes happy Easter I go it's Easter and that was it the rest of it was replaced with with conversations like, man, this ham is so much better than the shit when we had when we were kids. Remember that came in a can with jelly all over? It had a key on it. So that's what I wrote.

I wrote all about that. And my Easter's past as a kid and how I feel about, you know, I'm not a religious guy, but I actually admire. I don't hold it against people who believe because, you know, I'm wrong about a lot of shit. That's one, you know, I don't want to be wrong about. but I just, you know, meanwhile, Dallas to make me feel like shit, sons pictures from him and his beautiful wife and kid in church.

Even the baby was giving me the finger. I'm like, come out of you. What a church, huh? What a church that is. That is just stunning. I might even go there just to see the church. It really, what church is that, though? The St. John, St. John Basilica.

St. John's Basilica in Savannah. Phenomenal. So yeah, we had a ham. She found the hand that was like two and a half, perfect. And I made some side dish with mashed potatoes that only you could find that America that had like six pounds of melted cheese and bacon in it. Looks like something you get in a bowl at KFC. Not something you're serving.

Jesus has risen. So is my blood pressure because of the salt. Shout out to George McDonald. That was the first joke I ever heard. On stage in Boston, George McDonald was hosting my open mic night, and he was an Irish Catholic, his Irish looking is a, boy, that one had me cragging up. That's with the deal with ham. So much salt in ham.

Yeah, Jesus has risen. Yeah, so is my bloodbred. There were so many talented funny fucks you've never heard of. Red Sox, P, fucking you, me bragging all off season. I mean, again, it's one one thousandth of the sea. I understand that, but you don't want to come out the way they're coming out. Oh my God. I think they've won two games.

Think of the worst. They're tied with somebody else with a worst record in baseball. The bullpen's not holding leads. They're making errors in the field. Nobody's hitting, including Roman Anthony. No, they do have the worst record in a league. Oh, they, thanks for clarified.

See how quick you can find that? I ask this guy a thousand fucking questions. All right, yeah. Thank you. Motherfucker. Yeah, there you go. that makes the story even more. Yeah, because they won one game in Cincinnati, right?

They dropped so, they dropped two there. Then they went to Houston and got bitch-slap three games straight. And then they take the first one against the Padres and a home opener, didn't they? I think so. And then lost the next two. And they were ahead comfortably. And the bullpen. It's all shit that, and it will.

They got so much talent, but, you know, fucking Travis Story. This guy's psychotic. when he's hot, he's the fucking greatest player on the planet. When he's not, of course he hit the shit out of the ball. Anyways, they stink right now. Even the pitching. Although we have this young kid, early Connolly, is that his name? I don't know.

He's a lefty. And he wasn't even supposed to make the team. He was so good in spring training. They had to fucking stick him in. And he was like the third guy in the rotation. And he was good. He was very good again. and we got some young guys

they'd never heard of come out of the bullpen that were decent but the guys were supposed to be doing this one guy playing and he is and I'm not just saying because he's kicking ass this year

he's been my favorite player since he came out William Obreu who this fucking guy I think he's got four homers and seven or eight RBI already he's hitting well over 400 throwing people out from right field

he's everything he's a gold glove already twice so, you know, that means they'll be trading him. Anyways, he's the bright spot. Unbelievable ball player. And, yeah, so they got to, it's got to be nerve-wracking. How'd you like to be a 19, 20-year-old kid like Roman Anthony?

And you got the fucking world. That's why to play in Boston or New York, you better have huge stones. Because they breathed on you every day. Can imagine going on the internet? You're a 20-year-old kid. Kid? Just trying to look at the news. There's a picture of you with a fake turd on your head and emoji. Stuff like that.

And then the Bruins, they drop three over the weekend. So fuck Boston Sports. I'm moving to Cleveland. What? Mwak, wah. Wah. Yeah. So I will be after the show tonight heading to what they call the Dallas Airport and pray for me

because, you know, every sleeper cell has been woken up. So I really don't want to be in public places. And, you know, if there was ever an airport that was a soft target. Don't you feel filled with confidence when you walk in and the security guards are a 62-year-old black woman? About 400 pounds. Yeah, she'll be helpful. That's how serious we take it. So pray for me. Then I fly to do a show with, you know, it's only the most conservative show.

Paint an X on my head. So I'll be on Crowder tomorrow morning and Wednesday. Usually it's Wednesday and Thursday, but they're not doing a show Thursday. So catch me on Lotto with Crowder tomorrow morning and Wednesday morning. I actually had a choice of hotels.

I always stay at the same hotel. I was getting a little tired of it. Last time I went there, I was telling Dallas, there's a beautiful bar, and the Stella beer was so cold that I was getting a headache. And that's how I have to have my beer. And so

I had a choice of hotels again. I can go back to the one that called me customer of the month and gave me that giant sweep. Or I can go to the one. I chose the one with an ice cold beer. I don't think I have a problem. I just, I never tasted beer that good. Plus, Stella's a half hour, like an ounce less than other beers in the bottle.

I told you, I purposely slowed down because I was embarrassed how fast I was drinking. I was fucking lady. He's like, what are you? Really? I said, you have no idea how my uncle touched me. me. Anyways, happy Easter. That's over. I'm going to start, I'm writing, well, I'm on the plane. I'll be writing and working, and instead of hanging out there, I'll drink the beers, but I'll go back to my room and write. And I think this book would be great. Too bad I'm not famous, and people

would buy it, but what are you going to do? I'll sell it out of the back of a van down here, the town square. Let's get to it. Trump drops a new bomb on Iran. President Trump kicked off Easter Sunday, let me emphasize Easter Sunday with a foul mouth tirade against Iran and praising Allah. That to me, that to me is more balls

than he's he is what was, I want to know what he was like. Like I'll say it again. People go he didn't, he wasn't successful as dad handed him. Are you fucking kidding me? He turned like a multi-million dollar business and a bill.

he built the skyline half the skyline Manhattan Can you imagine him when he was 40 What a motherfucker he was As far as trying to You know outwork outworked? He never slept He doesn't sleep now I'm just trying to picture him again when he was 40 And he's been saying the same shit

Since then on Oprah There's a million clips on it guy has been consistent He's transparent What the fuck else you want? Why do we have to curse so much? Oh I don't know But he said and I quote, a warning to the regime

to open the fucking straight of Hormuz or else he will ensure the Islamic Republic's leaders end up in hell. That's how I don't like about him. He's so mealy-milled. He doesn't get to the point.

Tuesday Tuesday will be a power plant, this is him talking by the way, power plant day and bridge day all wrapped up in one in Iran. Trump posted on true social.

He said, there will be not. nothing like it. There's never anything like anything he talks about. I have the best snow tie is people have never seen anything like it. It's always, I remember calling him out with his stakes. I told you had a radio show. And that was one of my, I had to read an ad for Trump stakes. And I go, is it me or does this guy believe he has the greatest of everything? And I had them, they were fucking great. Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, he said, or you'll be living in hell. He's not the greatest thing ever.

And just think the left. Just think the left. They're against all this. Just think about that for a minute. He says, just watch. Praise be to Allah. He added in a signpost. He's more creative than a lot of mean

comedians I know. The guy that must have sent the three the three living members of the Kamani family crazy. Oh my God. Just watch Praise Be to Ali. The post marks a rare use of the F bomb by Trump

and appears to be the first time he has praised Allah on his social media platform. Yeah, I think he was doing it tongue in cheek. The president then seemed to extend the deadline saying that Iran has until 8 p.m. Eastern time on Tuesday night to cut a deal. Here is first FNC reporter, Trey Yinks talking about Trump.

The president tells me if they don't make a deal and fast, I'm considering blowing everything up and taking over the oil. The president went on to say you're going to see bridges and power plants dropping all over their country. Yeah, but tell us, I love how Trump takes pride and not, you know, you don't tell you, Adam you what you're going to do. You're going to, they have to be going,

Wait a minute. Does he... Is he telling us or is he... Because he did it before. Do you remember? He gave him until Friday, whatever, the last time we bombed him. And we hit him early during the day.

Remember in broad daylight? Like a day early. Anyways. So that's what he said to Trey Ying. And you ever try to fuck me? I think that's what he's saying on Easter, no less. CNN anchor Jake Tapper. Read the president's truth social message

on the network's State of the Union. program, warning parents that if your children are watching, be warned, the president did not use polite language. Let me just tell you something, Jake. If the children are watching,

that's the only people who watch your fucking show. They're eight years old, mentally and emotionally. Nothing but children watching your stupid network. How the fuck are they still on the air? It's a state, it really is an enemy of the state. I want to call it state TV,

but it's against. the state. I don't know what you call it. Fucking resistance TV. So here he is showing the clip. If your children are watching, be warned the president did not use polite language. Quote,

Tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day, all wrapped up in one in Iran. There will be nothing like it. Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell. Just watch. You blow your father with that mouth?

Can I ask your question, folks? And you should be asking it, too, if you're Nick DePaul off. Have you ever heard CNN or NBC, CBS, actually use the word fuck? They did this time. Why, folks? You answer me the... Yeah, because Trump said it. That way, it's more disgusting if we actually say fuck.

Don't believe it. Why censor him now? Let's not censor him because it makes him sound unpresidential. That's their fucking logic behind that. But what it does is make people like me and MAGA. People makes as hard as a fucking rock is what it does. Okay? And on Easter, I give them double points.

I used to curse up a storm on Easter just to piss my mother off. I used to go, let's this fucking ham as dry as your elbows, you bitch. Should throw the fucking, you know what, at me the gravy boat. And then a fucking fight would ensue. Oh, God. Pause one second. You know what, Pauli? Spitting that shit up all weekend.

All right. So the president has been cautious about hitting power plants in Iran due to concerns that it could inhibit the country's ability to recover after the fighting stops. But he's also made clear that such attacks won't be off the table if Iran continues to create mayhem in the strait of Hormuz, a critical choke point where over a third. fifth of the world's seaborne oil flows through on an annual basis. So they keep, he keeps saying that the people that he negotiating with, you know, at least they have a little bit of brains. And I mean, they're a little more giving, but, but I was just reading this morning, you know,

the hardcore Iranians are like, if he does that, there's going to be retaliations all over the world, blah, blah, blah, well, that's coming anyways. And I want to say this. and I'm going to preempt it because it's coming here. We said it a long time ago when Biden was off. And it'll be on his hands. And everybody who worked under him. Because this, I don't know how many sleeper cells, thanks to shithead. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you can't blink. Yeah, you can. The first thing Trump did was shut the gates three minutes after he was in office. Anyhow, there is some good news. I'll be heading to the Middle East. If you want to call the Middle East. All right, gang, here it is.

I'm heading back on the road because apparently everybody who knows me, the wife, friends at the bargo, you're going to get out of here. Okay. Heading back on the road to do stand-up next month and all of these shows just went on sale. Please jump on these. And I'm telling you, my career hangs in the balance in your hands. Because if I don't see the numbers that I want to see, I'll be glad to become an author and have a fatwa put on my ass. on Thursday, May 7th, I'm going to be at the punchline in Atlanta. A lot of you have been asking me for to do a show in Georgia.

And this has always been a great club. So if you're in Georgia, come see me on May 7th at the Punchline, Atlanta. It should be entertaining. Let me tell you why. And I'm pleased. I hope it's all my fans. Because this is the longest I have ever gone. I don't know if it was October.

I'm afraid to look at my book. I don't know if it was last October or November. I did my last stand-up set. I told me, November, December, January 5th, March, eight months, seven, eight months that I have not stood behind a mic and told it. And let me tell you something. It's, especially when your brain is half-fried.

It can be really fun. You guys will be laughing at me when I'm going into a bit and halfway through it. I go, anybody know the end of this? Somebody yells it out and he gets to laugh. The 80s October 16th. What was it? Zanese, October 16th.

Dallas is right on top of these things where I look shitty. October, no, I'm kidding. That was actually great. I don't know how you did that. October 16th. Holy shit, Delaware. November, December, January, February, March, April, May.

Whoa, seven months. I can't even remember the gig in Zane. Oh, Rosemont must have been. What? Oh, Nashville. Oh, that's right. I get Chlamydia from Dolly Parton. I forgot that.

May 7th. to Punchline Atlanta, so I will see you there, hopefully. The next night on Friday, May 8th, I'll be at Seoul Joel's Comedy Club, Pottstown, PA, which is a great club. Joel himself is a great guy, loves comedians, treats us very well. This is one I try to do whenever I'm in the area, and the crowds are always very good. And then on Saturday, May 9th, I'm headlining at Rivers Casino in Philadelphia. So for those of you in Philly or Jersey, make a weekend of it, come down, gamble, lose your

shirt and come see my show. Maybe I'll give you my shirt, depending on how I did. That's it for now. One night in Atlanta, two nights in Pennsylvania. Get tickets to all of these at Nick Dip.com or click the link if you see one in the description below me. Also, merch. This is how you support this show. Go to Nick Dip.com, the merchandise page. Look at all the stuff that I invented. I love the plastic caps. We can't keep those on the shelves. and the bedpan and the chattering teeth. All that. Hats, hoodies.

Got all that stuff for you. The t-shirts are great, too, because it's that soft material that everybody's looking for. Anyways, wear it and piss off the right people. Also, you want to send a personalized video? Jesus Christ, this is like an infomercial. I'll say what you're thinking,

so you don't have to book me at shoutout.us. It'll tell you what to do there. Let's move on to what's going to be a Hollywood movie I guarantee there's you know I know that we hardly make movies anymore somebody will probably make this movie

at the computer without hiring anybody sealed team six to the rescue who else the U.S. Do you ever see what they go through in training just the part when they fucking hold them underwater and shit I go I what?

They literally like lock them in something underwater and go get out a guy fucking died once the U.S. rescued a missing F-50 Airmen deep inside Iran with an incredibly complex and a daring mission that involves C-L-Team 6, a CIA ruse, a hastily constructed forward air strip. That's what's great.

You know, people in Iran, they can't even build a fucking, they don't even have a landing strip. They lay out a sheet, hastily constructed forward air strip in hostile territory. They're in hostile territory. Yeah, let's build up. And patrols a friendly aircraft that gave the Air Force Colonel cover. A life or death race between U.S. and Iranian forces. It's very much like that sole survivor movie with Wahlberg and a couple other guys based on a true story.

And they were being hunted down on the mountains. And they survived. I mean, holy, some of them survived. One survived. That's right. Maybe that's why they had the word soul in it. Nick. I have another cup of coffee, shithead.

An Iranian forces to find the seriously injured weapons officer outside Isfahan. I have a duplex there. I don't think it's still standing. Over two days culminated in the crew members' extraction by America's most elite commandos and a firefight with local militias that were hunting for them. They put a bounty. Maybe they'll say it in this. The unnamed officer who was shot down on Good Friday.

See, here's my problem. God, where were you? It's a good Friday. And you pull him for Islam that day? Oh! In southwestern Iran, hit out. He hit out in the Zagros Mountains and managed to climb a 7,000-foot ridge to evade capture for 36 hours with just a handgun for defense. Oh, my God. While American MQ9 Reaper drones pounded nearby Iranian forces with missiles if they got too close to his position.

I'll just show you kind of a stark footage of the of the drone that we were using. Look at this thing. I told Dallas my dishwasher is louder. That's a drone, folks. That means it's unmanned. Creepy looking. He evaded up a 7,000 foot ridge. This is a guy, another soldier talk.

He goes, yeah, they've been swacking dudes chasing them all day. That's military for whacking, I guess. got a love this guy. He says it was nuts. Toby Hardin, the veteran war correspondent and other, the guy told this war correspondent that. In effort to confuse the Iranians who put a $60,000 bounty, that's more than 10 times the average household income

on the American officer's head, the CIA pulled off a diversion on Saturday, planting fake intel that he had already been rescued and was being driven out of Iran according to the New York Times which they fell for beautifully the operation involved landing

multiple transport aircraft inside Iranian territory just south of the city of Isfahan some 200 miles inside the country a U.S. Air Force landing strip was set up close to the city this picture is slip and slide with nuts which houses

many of Iran's missiles and army bases, nuclear facilities, and the last of its fleet of F-14 fighter jets. Two of the aircraft, believed to be MC-130, that's some big transport ones, right, Dallas? Commando 2's specialized high-tech transport planes became stuck at the forward airfield in Iran and three more aircraft. Excuse me, were dispatched to pick up the U.S. forces left stranded there. The two, listen to this, MC130s, each worth a hundred million a pop, were demolished in place by the Americans, blew up their own planes as not to let the enemy have that technology. It is believed that the Iranians were fired upon from the air as they tried to approach the U.S. base of operations.

Around midnight on Sunday, local time, this is going to be, it's already, somebody's writing, U.S. intelligence used the colonel's emergency beacon and CIA assets to narrow his location down to a specific mountain crevice. Can imagine you're hiding in a crevice? All you get is a handgun. And you know, there's a bunch of crazy Iranians that would love to carry you back on a stick. A massive broad daylight operation was launched on Sunday involving dozens of aircraft and MQ.Q. And where do you want to make a bet, Gwyneth Paltrow plays the same. soldier in the Moby.

MQ9 Raper drones providing a protective perimeter and striking any hostile forces that got within two miles of the airman's position. There I am in front of a drone. That's when they were pretty new. When did we go over there? 2008? I think it was 2008.

That's in Afghanistan. And that's the only two female soldiers that were there. And that plane doesn't work. There's no windows, I said. And they go, what are you, an asshole? I go, how can you see? And then they said, it's unmanned. I go, oh, so a broad's flying it.

Here I am pretending war is fun. But that's what they sit at, guys, that's what they sit at. Remember there was a war going on? It was a guy, a soldier who lived in Vegas. He was a poolside. He had an apartment that was poolside. And he was blowing up shit in Afghanistan from something like that. Let that sink in.

There were no U.S. deaths among the rescue team and all the commandos and the weapons officer and Volver turned safely. A senior U.S. military official told the times, which is un-fucking real. And you know, the left, think about if you're a Democrat. You're hoping it went bad. That's your policies.

You're not hoping that went good. So try to defend that, your pieces of shit. Hey, everybody. We're all going to get late. Unbelievable. Excuse me. Let's move on to our video of the day. And now for Nick's video of the day. In our video of the day segment tonight, a motorcyclist miraculously walked away from a, that's not the miraculous part, it's the kids who walked away.

From a fiery crash and a Texas neighbor, he deserved to die that nearly took out two school kids with the wild scene caught on Wrencam. Boy, rent cam is, uh, it can do everything but catch Guthrie's killer. Did I mention my father in a overhead compartment? She's returned to work, the daughter. It's got to be hard, man. That's just, yeah. Anyways, the fiery accident unfolded around 4.30 p.m. Thursday and San Antonio, when nothing good ever happens, when the dramatic footage captured two children with backpacks,

casually hanging out on a residential street corner. When all hell broke loose, watch this, it's frigging ins, let me tell you what you're going to see before. You're going to see two things come flying by. First thing's the bike, and the guy sliding behind it. Talk about road fucking raspberry.

Oh, God damn. Look at the kids on the corner. See him by the stop sign? Just stand their minding their business. Now here comes an asshole on a bike trying to break the speed sound. barrier. Are you fucking kidding me? What's this

motherless fuck's name? Let's take a look at that again. Those kids are just mining the bit. How the fuck do they not get burned? And he runs across the street. That pole ended up being a difference maker because it bounces off the pole once it has airborne.

Yes. And that guy runs across the street, the guy that was riding the motorcycle on fire, by the way. So that proves he's the devil. Can you friggin' Imagine? That's insane. Yeah, it's a residential area. I think I'll kick it up to 1.30. The unnamed biker then emerges from the flames still on fire and dashes across this street. I would have thrown him a can of gas. A neighbor then used a garden hose to douse the flames.

They should arrest him immediately. With everyone walking away, cops said. And boy, people get killed all the time, mining their business on a side. sidewalk. I think we showed one a few years ago. In a section, two cars. There was a couple walking, like a younger couple. Car just flew. You don't even see what happened to him. Both gone. Imagine you're walking with your wife or your girlfriend or whatever boyfriend and you're gone. That's why I stay on the couch. Nick, you can't be afraid of the world. I'm not. 64. I made it this for. I'm not going to fuck up now. of the day.

La la la la la la. Hey. Oh, let's move on to the beautiful blue marble. Marble, as we say in Boston. Marblehead. We're from Marblehead. Astronauts on the Artemis II mission. Are these Elon's rockets?

No? No. This is NASA. Over two-thirds of the way to reaching the moon for a fly-by mission that I thought we were going to land on it. Oh, the next one. This one's just casing the joint. We didn't come back and go, the traffic's brutal, don't bother. Fly-by mission that will make them Earth's farthest emissaries and promises views of the moon's far side. In this photo taken by the Artemis 2 crew, NASA said the

oriental basin can be seen on the right edge of the lunar disk. There it is in my rearview mirror. That's me and my car going, get off my ass. A site that human eyes cannot normally see, NASA said. I want to know, I would like to talk to the people who, you know, don't believe we ever landed on the moon and shit and to see what they say about this. And if they're going to be around, you know, and shoot holes into the next one. And look, I don't, after, I'm going to be reading, you know, after, I'm going to be honest,

after reading a bunch of shit, I'm like, I don't know. I believe we did. I got to say yes. NASA, Nick, why do you have to? I just, it's my business. I was personal friends at Buzz Aldrin's daughter. Sherry Buzz. Sherry Buzz Lighthears.

NASA Administrator, Jerry, Eric Isaac meant, is a Jew going to lie about this? Come on. Dallas had a good line that the... What did you say? They're picking up radio. Yeah, they sent him up to space to redirect radar. Yeah, they were using his ears to redirect radar. He was at NASA and they were going like this.

They got, put on your headset, he goes, I don't have to. Look at the size of my fucking eardrums. That's probably not too smart, though, right? Jared Isaac Mc said the success of the historic Artemis 2 mission currently underway would not be possible excuse me and I quote him if it wasn't for President Trump as the Orient spacecraft is set to pass beyond the far side of the moon in the next 24 hours. So they're going to go on the backside and for, oh, did they already do that yesterday? for like 40 minutes, they have no transmission, communications, which is pretty hairy.

Big stones on these people. My wife walks the dog, and she has an app that shows you where they walk. Every day it's that. She's looking crazy, I know. Isaac, I mean, detailed the mission's progress, how technology has assisted in the success of the Artemis II so far and the role that President Trump has played in the Artemis program during an interview with Fox Digital. I want to be incredibly clear.

We would not be at this moment right now with Artemis II if it wasn't for President Trump. I am your voice. And we certainly would not have an achievable path now to get back to the lunar surface and build that enduring presence. on my first day on the job during President Trump's second term, he gave us a national space policy,

a mandate to go to the moon with frequency, build the moon base, and do other things like nuclear power and propulsion, so someday American astronauts can plant the stars and stripes on Mars, Isaacman said. Imagine the first day Trump sticks his head in, get to the fucking moon and build something. Don't, I don't want to talk to you until it's done.

I could do it in a week I'll let you take the fucking glory and open this fucking almost right yeah so unbelievable the pictures are just crazy then they show you ever see the clips they're in that enclosed

it just looks horrible I know they're busy they don't cross-read puzzles and shit word search She's. Why is a Canadian flag next to us? Yeah, I know. I'm still asking the question.

Fuck him. Didn't we beat them in hockey? Both men and women? Get out of here. Should be smaller. Let's move on to there once was a con man from Nantucket. Who had a peepee so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin.

If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it. I just remembered it. Hey. My dad taught me that my sixth birthday. It's quite a fella. The limited liability company registered North Carolina head coach Bill Belichick has been sued. Did I read that right? Read it again, Duhl.

I can't see it. The limited liability company, otherwise known as LLC, registered to North Carolina head coach Bill Belichick, has been sued. For more than 285 large by a painter, by a fucking painter who allegedly that he sustained serious bodily injury. due to dangerous and unsafe working conditions at the legendary coach's Nantucket home, according to the Nantucket current. So this guy's definitely my, this is a slip and fall looking for money type of thing. Counselor. Here's Belichick, who's so old, he has to wear a down jacket inside during an interview.

It's freezing. It's 82 degrees in Carolina. The incident occurred June of 2024. When Andrew Jackson, that's right, a relative of the great, great, great, great, Andrew Jackson, the painter slipped and fell due to the alleged unsafe conditions. He's blaming Belichick for not providing a pocket for him to paint it and to roll to his right, leading to what the lawsuit described as a severe right ankle injury. Of course it was severe.

Together with pain, disability, okay, I'm with you a little bit, medical expenses, lost wages and other consequential injuries. In the lawsuit, Jackson specifically mentioned, I'm guessing he's not a Pats fan, plastic sheeting or coverings as part of the unsafe conditions at Belichick's home. Don't the painters usually provide that shit so they don't get paint on your patio

and all that shit? And how do I know that? Because in high school, one summer, me and my buddy Scott decided to paint houses for a living. and the first house we did was a friend of Scott, my buddy Scott's Paul Sorrento, who went on to be a great hitter for the Cleveland Indians, by the way. We painted his house where he grew up, his dad's house,

and the first day were there, my buddy drops a can of black paint. What was it me? I don't remember. No, it was him. It was him, because I laughed so hot. I'm a shit. He dropped a can of paint, and he dropped it this way, top down, so when it hit, the cover just popped off.

It looked like fucking Valdez's oil spill. It just, like that, like that coffee, all over the patio. And we spent the day scrubbing and fucking, he comes home thinking the house is going to be painted. There's two shingles covered. He goes in the back. He's like, what the fuck? We thought he was going to be nice about it. And then we finished it.

I think he said he was going to pay us half of some shit. And I said de Grazick, I go, he should have fucking known. We have a slogan on the side of the truck we were driving. If you wanted pros, you would have hired him. That was us. True story. Oh my God, was he pissed. Don't blame him.

Fucking idiot high school kids. Anyways, Jackson's accused 45 Fair Street LLC, that's Trump's company, of negligence and premises liability while claiming in the lawsuit that in addition to physical pain and bodily injury, here's where they laid on too thick.

He also suffered from mental anguish and emotional distress. Did you fucking twist your ankle or were you shots in an accident? in Afghanistan. You know what I mean? Are you going to have post-traumatic, whatever the fuck, medical expenses,

and enjoyment of life? So your life is completely... See, and that's the lawyer. That's the way the lawyers come in, and why you're blood-sucking leeches. Belichick, who called Nantuckett, spectacular. That's the most excited he's ever got, and it really is spectacular.

I had pizza in Nantucket, and it's still to this day as good a pizza as I have... couldn't fuck him out. I wanted to go back the next year for the pizza, like I am the hotel for the beer. In 2017, interview with N Magazine, ooh, N Magazine. Purchased the 200, 2,854 square foot property in May of 2024 for $4.84 million. When asked about the lawsuit, Belichick had this to say. Yeah, we're on to Cincinnati.

Bell, your wife just died in a car accident, Route 1. We're on a Buffalo. I guess guys focused. So he canned all most of the staff and he's got a new offensive coordinator and he's got a bunch of new

quarterbacks he brought in and whatever the fuck. But if people are such children, they think he was going to go in there and be in the national title game. It doesn't work that way, guys. It's amazing what goes into that.

Whoever saw Indiana coming that to me is one of the greatest stories in college football history. They never lost the game. And they played everybody, right Dallas? They played SEC. They played fucking Oregon. They beat everybody.

Some of them a couple times. Insane. That's what I like about, you know. Trump's, I heard Trump is also sticking his beacon with this NIL shit because it's getting, you know, ridiculous. Good for him. Speaking of sports, this is the thing I wanted to show you guys that it's like some type of media that you see once every fucking four million years.

you'll never see this again because the odds of it are just it just won't happen. Joe Adele, Major League Baseball player, guilty of three robberies. You've done something special when Tori Hunter, who was a great outfielder for the twins and a few other teams. Do you remember when he flipped over the into the bullpen with the Red Sox?

There was that famous picture of the cop going like this in the front page. It's a Boston cop right there as this guy's landing on his head. He got hurt bad, too. But Tori Hunter, who was tremendous, nine-time Gold Glove Award winner, known for his acrobatic catches,

calls what you just did, probably the greatest defensive game I've ever seen. Lose the probably. That was the praise Hunter heaped on Los Angeles' Joe Adele after the right field of made three Homer Robin catches, the last, a spectacular leap and grab, while crashing into the seats near the right field foul pole

and the ninth inning. That's what's amazing about it, too. The third one was the best one. You know, I mean? If this one happened for the other two would have been, yeah, tremendous, but not like, this is, it just unbelievable.

So foul pole, ninth inning and a one-nothing victory. So he, not only does, he preserves the victory. Watch, here's the three catches. No balls at one strike. There's a drive out to right from Rale. Hadell's back near the wall.

He leaps. He leaps. There's a drive to right. Adele is back. He's at the wall. He leaps up. He got another one. Joe, what a night.

Leave. Now, here's Crawford with a flybow to right, toward the corner. It's Joe Adele again near the foul pole. Reeping. No, it isn't. That guy had to be treated, the hitter, the hospital. He went into a sugar coma shock. Do you friggin' believe it?

Balls on this prick. Unbelievable. Look at that one. And I was saying in Dallas, you know, you watch ESPN. We don't anymore, but used to watch, you know, play of the day. And you might see five or six of these in a year. And again, there's 30-something teams playing 162 games. This fucking guy in one game.

And that's why we love sports. Please tell the homosexuals. Nick, there's no need of that. I know. I've never seen three home-run robberies in one game. I've never seen a guy on the third one fall into the stands, catch the ball. and keep his feet and like he's a wide receiver, said the 50-year-old Tori Hunt, a special assistant

to the general manager who watched the game from the bench. I was jumping up and down. I almost passed out. I was drunk. Adele, who struggled on defense for several years, made up for it in one inning, apparently, before transforming into... Imagine he wasn't that good a defensive player.

This almost makes me believe they really work at their art. Into a gold glove finalist in 2024. He leaped high above the yellow line. in the wall and straightaway right field to deny Cal Raleigh. Every time this guy makes contact of a solo home in the first thing, made a nearly identical catch against Josh Nala. And then J.P. Crop, it then led off the ninth with a drive toward the right field corner where Adele raced to the ball leaped.

He saw it, fell into the stands. And what I loved about it is when he got up and celebrated with the people. He looked at him like, yeah, I just did that, motherfucker. He said after the game, after the first one, I was. pretty fired up. When I got to the second one, which looked identical to the first, I thought, wow, my routes are on point tonight.

The third one was just grit. Top of the ninth, you have to get it done. It was crazy. And that's got, that'll be, you'll see that forever, man. That is more rare than a perfect game, a no hitter, something like that to happen. Let's move on, shall we?

So I can get to the airport. Water torture. Water torture. A Los Angeles water polo star has gone underground after being accused of sexually abusing and racially tormenting his black teammate. And yes, that's not the shocking part. The shocking part is there's a black duplano. I mean, they're not known for their swimming ability. Something about they have more muscle and they're more dense than us. That's the theory by many racist and I like to spread it some more. But who said that?

It was a black athlete. Who said that? Remember, it was of somebody famous. That was his explanation. And everybody's like, what? Could be true. I don't know. But before we get into that, let's review what Waterpolo is for you, people who might

be new to the smart. And I found a girl who can make it very exciting because it's kind of a boring sport. But with the right explanation, could get you hooked. And I thought this lady, this young girl, was filled with charisma. Hello. Today we're going to be talking about water polo. Most people will be surprised to know that water polo is a sport that exists outside of fiction. Most people come to water polo games hoping that there will be horses in the water.

But there are none. It's a horse-free game. To be a poloist, you need unique abilities that other people don't have. Like the ability to give your opponent a fiery gaze and a hearty handshake. He's a gay joke. You need to have a bigger splash than your friend. In fact, one of the main components of Water Polo is called the splash off. The person with the largest splash.

I thought she was being serious. That's she fun. Have the points in Water Polo come from the splashes. The other points you gain in Water Polo comes from Get the Ball into the net. The net is carefully guarded, as it should be. But it doesn't stop the poloists. from infiltrating the defense. Is she, she's not, I don't know if she's trying to be funny,

being that dry and deadpan. It's hilarious. But something tells me that's her personality. I just had to throw that in there. Anyway, this story is Luca Van Derwood. A former Harvard Westlake School standout once considered a future Olympic prospect is hiding after it. Excuse me.

Aidan Romaine filed a bombshell law. suit, the 18-year-old who's the son of longtime film assistant director Thomas Basty Van Derwood. This is the victim, by the way. The guy who's the son of the director is on the left. Was nowhere to be found last week when the Post visited his parents' palatial home and Costa Mesa. Van Derwood repeatedly sexually assaulted the black dude Romaine, the only black player on the team, and blasted him with racial slurs during practices and team activities while they were mine is at the ultra-exclusive Studio City School.

Just to spoil, white kid. Cops in February of 2024 arrested Vanderwood on campus, and the athlete later admitted in juvenile court to sexual penetration of a minor with a foreign object. What? What? This is rape. The racial abuse and sexual abuse was a daily basis thing, he added. This is the victim talking.

It happened in nearly every train. it would happen many times daily, sometimes outside of the pool. Well, how did you let it keep happening? Can I ask you that? Not to blame the victim, but why didn't you bitch slap the kid? I don't get it. Maybe you liked it. Again, I apologize if I'm wrong, but why would it happen more than once?

You like the women that yell rape with Harvey Wright. Then I went on to work with him with three more films. So it was certainly a difficult experience. Vanderwood's lawyer told I went his news in March that the allegations will be addressed in court and they have no intention to litigate this matter in the media. Mr. Vanderwood's denials and other responses will be clear

and unambiguous in his defense to the complaint at hand. Look, he's a spoiled white kid. His old man's a big player in Hollywood. Even though he's an assistant director, how big a fucking get out of here. Anyways, he'll have good lawyers and they'll, you know, you know how it works. Teammates whipped Romaine

with, oh, so teammates joined in. That's what it says, plura, whipped Romaine, with exercise bans and what the lawsuit described as a degrading reenactment of slavery in one alleged incident detailed in the complaint. We have the audio. Oh! Oh!

Ah! Oh! Oh, wow. Yeah. The lawsuit further alleges Vanderwood violated a court order, no contact order, 23 times. 23 times? Now, where are the authorities after the second, third time? By appearing at the same water polo events as Romaine, he was not supposed to be anywhere near.

Harvard Westlake pushed back on the claim, saying it treated reports of misconduct seriously. They always say this after the fact. And comply with mandatory reporting obligation. Well, it doesn't sound like it. Somebody's lying there. I just don't understand shit like that happens over. and over and over again. That's it, right?

That's about it. You got to play in the catch. Remember, I'm a crowded tomorrow in studio live with him and the fellas in on Wednesday morning, too. So don't forget Cameo, if you want me to send a person on video saying whatever to whoever, go to cameo.com, click on my profile. It will tell you what to do.

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