The Nick DiPaolo Show - Senate, Country up for Grabs | Nick Di Paolo Show #467

Episode Date: January 5, 2021

It's election day in Georgia. Biden attacks Trump's work ethic. Leftists attacks Josh Hawley's home.

🎵 Yeah! How you doing, folks? Welcome to the big show. Hope you're in a good mood. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. You know you want crazy motherfucking WAP, man. Watch your mouth.

I'll call the I-D-L. Italian Defense League. Feeling good? You know what? I wet my ass with your feelings. Yes, it's a big day here in Georgia. We're at the center of the political universe. I could give two. I can't believe I picked this state to live

in. Kind of weird, isn't it? It really is kind of weird. Who would have guessed? And let me tell you something. Those dem fox are cheating on this one too. If you're following the story. I guess they want a civil war. Let me tell you something. Those Dem folks are cheating on this one too, if you're following this story. I guess they want a civil war. Let me tell you something.

That shit, somebody said to me that tomorrow that might not happen, that big rally, or is that a rumor? Somebody said that to me. I think they're full of shit. But let me tell you something. The Dems win this. I better see some fucking heads cracking.

Again, I'm too old. I'll be watching TV, but I'm sure I'll see on the news. My shoulders being held together literally by staples. Rebuilt my shoulders in 1980, but I can still fucking throw a few. You guys, watch Sabara on Netflix, please. Jesus Christ, is it good. It really is the golden age of TV. Nick, what's that got to do?

I don't know. I'm fucking all over the place. But yes, the center of the universe right now, as far as politics goes, is right here in that runoff. I'm just glad it's over. Political ads usually don't get to me, but I've never, ever seen. I know the Dems spent like 200 mil. There's no doubt in my mind. You can't go on a YouTube video without having fucking Warnock or frigging Ossoff or even

Perdue or Loeffler. Oh, my God. It's like enough already. Even Warnock in his last ad goes, I know you're sick of this stuff. It almost made me like him, but he's a radical who hates the country. Like 80% of black people. All right. 74. But anyway, so keep your eye on Georgia. High stakes in the Georgia runoff. It's impossible to overstate the stakes in Georgia's runoff election. We have voting finishes up today. Republicans need to win at least one race to keep control of the Senate

and so serve as a vital check on the Democratic Party that's careening way, way, way, way left. I mean, they, I'm going to tell you a story later on. It's like, what the fuck are they doing? Right into Ilhan Omar's house. Anyways, if they lose the Senate, then the jerk-offs will have the White House, the Senate, and the regular house, and then the guest house in the garage. It would spell disaster for America, struggling to bounce back from a fake pandemic. It's all tied together.

If you don't know that by now, don't watch me anymore. I know you know it. Pandemic. What did that do? Kept people away from the polls so they could mail it in. You know what scares me? All these judges that are just ignoring the constitution and going pennsylvania yeah so what they fucking cheated and this is going to cost me friends

because this is more than it's time to go it's likely to be close says this article uh the final real clear politics polling average when's the last time they were right shows the democrats leading the republican incumbents though narrowly john jerk off us off who i see around town doing his faggy commercials what a lightweight this guy is um over senator purdue by 0.8 percent and rafael warnock over senator kelly leffler who came out and said that she will, she will protest the certification of Biden. So that's kind of a big thing. I suppose she's leading, she's losing to him by 1.8 percent. While polls have grown notoriously unreliable, this shows how important it is that Georgians worried about the radical progressive agenda get out and fucking vote. Especially since Democrats usually dominate in early voting where the state has seen three million ballots cast already.

And you got to say, wow, that's really unusual, right? That's like a I wonder how they did that. Well, the same way they did it in the general election. Cheat. same way they did it in the general election. Cheat. A Democrat Senate would spell the end of Trump's tax cuts, which lowered tax bills for all of us. The southern border will be inundated by filthy foreigners. Regulation will increase and job killing Green New Deal becomes a real possibility. They're going to pack the court like Boy George's ass in 1981 after the big hit Come a, Come a Chameleon. And socialized medicine will also kick into gear.

So it's kind of important. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She puts on her fake tits and brushes her long, blonde hair. And then she asks me, do I look all right? I say, yes, you look wonderful tonight. Wow. Wow. Ah, back to the article to say nothing of the way a United Democrat front will impose identity politics on the nation and cancel offenders like yours truly any way they can. I dare you to. Here's why I'm not worried. Unless I'm underestimating the right. unless I'm underestimating the right. What makes us different than Venezuela and all the other countries that were converted, were doing well at one point,

and went to socialism because of stolen elections like this? What's the difference? Oh, that's right. We have seven guns for every man, woman, and child. I'm serious. And there's a lot of people who take it way more serious than me.

Yeah, they haven't shown their faces yet. I wish they would. I'm getting nervous. What are you waiting for kids speaker nancy douche pelosi who just won another term this 80 year old filthy malignant twat zone look at her there i got a yeast infection pelosi on monday gave a clear sign of how things would work as she moved to scrap a House rule that required new spending to be offset by savings elsewhere. Under the new rule, first pushed by Democrat Socialist AOC, any outlays in the name of fighting the pandemic or global warning, listen to this, will be exempted from the pay-as-you-go requirement. In other words, they're giving the douchebags a blank check.

Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. So, yeah, they're not playing games. So this is heavy-duty shit. Ossoff has tried to distance himself from the progressive wing of his party, but even his support, raising the federal, he wants to raise the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour and in favor of statehood for the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico. That would give the Dems an advantage.

The 30-year-old CEO of a documentary production company. That's what he is. He's a CEO of a documentary production company. Jason has a better resume as far as politics go. And he's been a perpetual candidate whose main talent seems to be fundraising from out of state. firm has ties to Hong Kong. Telecom giant whose owner has a real disdain for pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong. So this guy,

you got Biden already hooked up with China. And if this guy gets in, we will be China. That was my mom. I asked her about the elections and she's learning Mandarin at age 83. Make me nervous. Warnock, angry black dude who hates America as much as any black dude.

He doesn't hide his radicalism. That's why. And every time I see him, I laugh because he looks like my buddy, Keith Robinson, who's a funny motherfucker. Anyways, Warnock doesn't hide radicalism or even his loony anti-American ideas. The pastor said in 2016 in a sermon that America needs to repent for its worship of whiteness. Oh, that's getting right to the point. Now look at here.

You don't say that about here. In 2018, he declared nativism and ethnocentrism and bigotry. They're all in high places on both sides of the Atlantic. That's, boy, it's targeting him. Make sure he's making sure you know just who he's talking about, this country here. He grew up in Savannah. Lucky I don't go visit your parents.

They're still alive. And this is what he said in his last message. The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law, and then wants us to sing God bless America? No, no, no. Not God bless America.

God damn America. That's in the Bible for killing innocent people. God damn America for treating her citizens as less than human. Goddamn America as long as she tries to act like she is God and she is supreme. Yeah. Yay for sickle cell. Yay for sickle cell. Fuck face. That wasn't Warnock. That's a guy he worships, obviously. Reverend Wright, who Obama used to suck his dick, remember?

Sat at Reverend Wright's church for 20 years and listened to that shit. So to give you an idea who hates this country and who doesn't. But he also said, Warnock, before there was Trumpism over here, there was Brexit over there. He was also arrested for obstructing an investigation into suspected child abuse at a camp he ran in Maryland 18 years ago, though the charges were dropped actually 19 years ago. Of course they were dropped. Georgians should reject the politics of vilification and hate.

All America will thank them. So get out there. I'm not because I don't believe our vote counts anymore. Fuck that. I stood out in a call for 40 minutes. Fasamat sa kazan! I don't know anything about that.

Oh boy. All eyes are on Georgia. With control of the U.S. Senate at stake, all eyes are on the runoff election here between Perdue and Kelly Loeffler facing Ossoff Warnock. Millions of dollars have poured into Georgians. They've been bombarded by advertisements. Just what I said, messages urging them to vote. Both sides have sent their heavy hitters to help.

Trump was in Milner, Georgia. I don't even know where that is, but he was down there here yesterday trying to fire it up. And then this guy, obviously still running. If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. I don't know why he's not getting a heat. That's a Hispanic guy named Pedro out of Eastman, Georgia. Some things to keep in mind as the polls close tonight. First of all, they asked the question,

how did we get here? Listen to this. Purdue got about 88,000 more votes than Ossoff in the general election. But a libertarian candidate got 115,000 votes, which kept Purdue from topping 50%. I don't think Purdue likes that guy.

You're a real crumbum. Which is required to win. So Governor Kemp appointed Loeffler to the Senate in December 2019 after Senator Johnny Isakson went back to a jazz career. No, I don't know. It sounds like he stepped down. She and Warnock were competing in a 20-candidate special election to serve the two years remaining in Isaacson's term. Warnock got 1.6 million votes, while Loeffler got nearly 1.3 million. And Republican U.S. Rep. Doug Collins placed third with nearly a million votes. OK, the next question, when does the ballot counting start? The polls are set to close tonight at 7 p.m. Eastern. And that's when ballot counting can begin. Absentee,

listen to all these rules. Absentee ballots must be received by the close of polls to be counted. Military and overseas ballots postmarked by Tuesday and received by Friday will be counted. And absentee voters also have until Friday to fix any, see, no, make it one day to fix any problems like, oh, too many Trump votes. So their votes can be counted. Do you guys see how clear what happened when the general election is? You just give more and more time. Eventually, we're going to have all the whole month to vote. And how can you people lay there and watch the Redskins and Eagles? I didn't.

Do you believe that? I did not watch a game. I put on Sabara. That's how good it is. Anyways, no ballots, including absentee ballots, received in advance of Election Day can be counted until the polls close. But a state election board rule requires county election officials

to begin processing absentee ballots, verifying signatures on the outer envelope. We all know how that goes. Opening the envelopes and scanning the ballots before election day. What does that do? Well, that speeds things up on election night. It also opens up more room to fuck around, in my opinion. Still, some absentee ballots received by mail or in drop boxes up until 7 p.m. on election day

will still need to be processed. It's all too messy and muddy, isn't it? How about this? Every, whatever, if you're talking about the presidential, you got to do it on November 3rd or whenever the fuck we do. 24 hours. And we do it on national TV. You should be able to go to C-SPAN or any channel.

Seriously, think about this. Cameras everywhere watching the people who sorting the shit out. You know those body cams the cops wear? They should be wearing one. The poll watchers should, seriously, should be nine, all the channels should be dedicated that day to the election. How about that? Halftime at the Super Bowl, they do it. How about that? Is that enough eyes on it? Next question. Will we know the winner on election night?

Don't make me grab my crotch and laugh. Just like in November, it's very possible Americans will go to bed without knowing who their wife is. What? Without knowing who won. All indicators point to the likelihood of very tight margins. It says tighter than a nun's pussy on Easter. I don't know who put that in there. Jason's got a... You're a loser.

You'll always be a loser. Shut up. Media organizations, including the AP, Associated Press, very liberal, often declare winners on election night based on the results that are in, you know, voter surveys and other political data. But in a close race, more of the vote may need to be counted before the AP can call a winner. So much room for fucking around. This shirt's riding up on me again. What in God? You know, I do a couple fucking push-ups and I'm breaking out of my shirt. It must be the testosterone I'm having shot into the head of my pee-pee.

What? Anyways, let's get back to, hey, you know, I think Biden was here yesterday too, wasn't he? Fucking jack-off. He doesn't even know. Boy, does Dinesh D'Souza ask a great question. Is he in on it? Does he know about it was stolen?

Or is he that out of it that I go with the latter? He really thinks he won this fucking thing. I don't know how he can think that as mental as he is. Even he should be able to watch TV and go, Trump had 30,000 and I was two blocks away and I had 10 cars. But anyways, yesterday, Biden threw a little shade towards President Trump. What a dinkweed. I'm not sure if I'm going to read this and this is what he says. I don't want, I don't know why he still wants the job. Does he say that, this clipper about the show? No, he says, I don't know why he still wants the job. He doesn't

want to do the work. He's I want you to think about he's saying Trump doesn't want to do the work. Excuse me. Who was hiding in his basement for the last six while Trump was doing three and four cities in a day? Who doesn't want to do the work? The lying is so fucking transparent. Doesn't want to do the work. He says the momentarily off script Biden went on to say to the drive in rally, probably six

Toyotas sticking a shiv into Trump and divided Republicans in the most win races. I don't even know what the fuck that means. I think they meant must win. Did it say must or did it say most? It said most.

Oh, yeah. And the most win races. Biden didn't pick up on that either. He doesn't even know where the fuck he is. What are we doing? What's going on right now? You're still the president. Elect, Joe. he doesn't even know where the fuck he is what are we doing what's going on right now you're still the president elect joe just hours before trump is set to come to georgia for his own rally

this was yesterday the shade throwing biden never expressively mentioned the leaked uh weekend election showdown call from the loser incumbent see you hear all the wording this is a left-wing article obviously talking about trump's call with the ge with Georgia's GOP secretary of state to find enough votes for him to claim victory. That's not how it went. Do you believe these articles? Yet he really couldn't have done any more damage to Trump, the GOP, or Georgia race as this latest overreach has further split the party and further united the often faction-strewn Dems. Oh, it has? It split the party? Last time I checked, Ted Cruz is involved, right? He's pushing for a 24-hour audit of the election. There's 140 House members who are going to object. So it doesn't really sound like they're that but here's what you guys need to know

what happens is if they object right if enough people object then they break into separate meetings for two hours they have two hours to debate it and then they come back and it's decided whether Biden's a president or not now I'm getting mixed signals because as you know how it works even though they have more people in the house we're represented Republicans what is it 30 something states that we control you know

at the at the local levels and the municipalities so we apparently have more votes so I'm getting two messages from depending on the articles some people say well then he actually does have a shot other people says no this is just a formality. So believe what you want to. Anyways, I go to Rachel Maddow. She seems to be right on the money. Big cock pig. Additionally, as the January 6th certification of Biden's 302 electoral college votes win by the Senate looms, 12 Republican senators have promised to attack American democracy.

Oh, it's attacking American. Stealing the election isn't undermining or attacking democracy. You motherless fucks, you lying whores. You're going to get it. You're going to get it bad. CNN, you better lock your doors. MSNBC, CBS, NBC, if he ends up in office, I hope. ends up in office, I hope.

So anyways, by Trump going, hey, you stole the elect, by pointing out that he was ripped off, he's the bad guy, according to the press. Promised to attack American democracy and challenge the certification in a kamikaze measure. Democrats have asked the FBI,

listen to this, to open an investigation into the authoritarian phone call. What in Christ does that even mean? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Authoritarian phone call. You stole an election! Outright! Zuckerberg was involved, all the social media, all the mainstream media, the whole world can see it. all the social media, all the mainstream media, the whole world can see it.

And I'll say it again, not only did jerk-off lose to Trump, he got smoked. And God bless Trump for not fucking conceding. So, you know, according to the general election, shithead Biden won by 12,000 votes. Biden turned longtime red state Georgia into blue. You can't believe that. You're lying.

And you're a piece of shit. Even before Tuesday's election, more than 3 million citizens of Georgia have already cast their ballots in advance voting or by mail. Did I tell you we got, I did. Me and my wife got three absentee ballots in the mail. Yeah, there's nothing going on here. Coming off the record-breaking turnout in November, that three million is a record for any runoff race in the state,

which tells you what? The dirty machine on the left is working beautifully, which could bode badly for the GOP. Let me tell you, folks, it's usually the left that threatens violence and shit. You understand? But they have put, they have cornered. If there's no fight to this,

the Republicans will never, ever win another election in this country. You should, if Biden, did you hear what D'Souza said? This is a great point he said. He used an example, an analogy, you know, because they're saying that Trump, ba-ba- that Trump, Trump saying that they stole the election and D'Souza said, well, then Biden should be out there welcoming him, welcoming an investigator. And he used that analogy. If you're in a race and you come in first and the guy that came in second says, well, you cheated. You did this. You did that. If you are the guy that came in first, you'd be like, okay, let's take a look of it. Look at the

video. Bring out all the evidence that I cheated. That's what he would be doing. But they're telling you to sit down and shut the fuck up. Okay. He didn't win. Who gots? I have no idea where I put a puke thing in there. As president, I don't believe this is Biden talking. Your United States senators work for me, Biden proclaimed. I believe they work for the people of Georgia. Oh, is this the what? OK, good. I sent you. All right.

It is time for this nation. Listen to this, for God's sake, to finally come together. Finally. Lick it, suck it, need it. You have two senators now who think they don't work for you. They work for Trump, they think, Biden told the idiot audience of around 500 cars. Wow. 500 cars. And it says parked out at near Atlanta's Olympic

state, 500 cars. So let's say there's two people at each car. That's almost a thousand people. And Trump speaks to what? 25. But don't, don't draw a conclusion. That would make you a conspiracy tinfoil hat wearing idiot. He says, I was elected seven times the United States Senate from Delaware. I still haven't done anything yet. Not once did I take an oath to any president or anyone else. You didn't suck Obama's cock for eight years. I guess I was dreaming that. I took an oath to the United States Constitution. He added with bite in throwing in a quote from the philosopher, Søren Kierkegaard, who I love. This guy can write his balls off. You think Biden really reads Kierkegaard?

He has trouble with Family Circus, the cartoon. As president, he says, I don't believe United States senators work for me. I believe they work for the people of Georgia. We already had this, Chase. All right, that's an edit. Write it down. It was in there another time, too, and I had taken that one out, too. I didn't realize there was a third.

All right, let's put in, do we have a clip of Biden? Here's a clip of Biden. I guess he was in Georgia, wherever he was, who gives a fuck? Look at him. It looks like he's going to cry. Look, Georgia.

There's no one in America with more power to make that happen than you, the citizens of Atlanta, the citizens of Georgia. Oh, he's such a hack. You're a crumb creep. And that's not a digression. That is a literal, that's literally true. If you send John and the Reverend to Washington, those $2,000 checks will go out the door,

restoring hope and decency and honor for so many people who are struggling right now. Yay, free shit. And if you send Senators Perdue and Loeffler back to Washington, those checks will never get there. Dead silence. You're a crumb creep. Don't cry bitch jason how old is the show uh 27 oh

oh look at him he looks like he's in pain speaking of um joe biden let's talk about his pick on the ticket. Kamala Harris, another phony, an empty pantsuit, the first Indian slash Jamaican woman to be vice president elect. Anyways, you know what she does? She's just like Biden, apparently. This is why she's in love with Biden. She also plagiarizes. Let's take a look at what she does? She's just like Biden, apparently. This is why she's in love with Biden. She also plagiarizes. Let's take a look at what she did yesterday, this big-breasted broad that I would have banged a couple years ago.

What? Who? But the Gilligan. A little-noticed anecdote that Senator Kamala Harris told Elle magazine in October has gone viral thanks to its fanatical premise, I should say fantastical premise, that she was a civil rights champion even as a small child. And it is likely cribbed from a story recounted by none other than Martin Luther King Jr. If you're going to rip somebody off, yes, let's take somebody who, I don't know,

every word was documented. Fucking Mama Luke. In October, Elle magazine published this passage from this Titlis wonder. Senator Kamala Harris started her life's work young. Listen to the ass sucking from Elle magazine. She laughs from her gut the way you would with family or if you were tickling your sister's tits in fifth grade. As she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California civil rights march in a stroller with thousand dollar rims with no straps with her

parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller, and this is why she's retarded today. No, she fell from the stroller. Few safety regulations existed for children equipment back then. They actually put that in the article in parentheses. And the adults caught up in the rapture of the protest just kept on marching. Maybe they're trying to lose her. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone

and doubled back, she was understandably upset. She said, you marvelous pricks, what are you doing? She says, and I quote, my mother tells this story about how I'm fussing, Harris says, and she's like, baby, what do you want? What do you need? And I just looked at her and I said, freedom. Freedom.

She said, I want freedom. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore. You know, that ripping good yarn bears a striking resemblance to a portion of a Playboy interview with Martin Luther King Jr. from January of 1965. In it, Alex Haley, another plagiarizer. Remember Roots? Apparently he stole all that. Asked King, quote,

the universally acknowledged leader of the American civil rights movement, if he ever felt awed by this burden of responsibility or inadequate to its demands. I will never forget a moment in Birmingham. This is MLK Jr. talking. When a white policeman accosted a little Negro girl, seven or eight years old, who was walking in a demonstration with her mother. The cop said, what do you want? The policeman asked her gruffly,

and the little girl looked him straight in the eye and answered, feed him. And then the cop said to the little girl, shut your fucking mouth. No problem, John. Shut the fuck up, you cunt. See, that was unnecessary by the cop. She stole it.

And I guarantee she'll go, no, I said feed him. That little bitch said feed him. In the same L interview, Harris recounted an alleged exchange with her seven-year-old godson. Auntie Kamala, they're not going to let that man win are they talking about trump i guess and you know the baby's in your life she says uh she claimed uh he said that according to the magazine she closed her eyes and swallowed after blowing somebody she said i held him i mean it still brings me pain to remember how he felt. Oh, my God. What saccharine lying horseshit. And what it really is creepy.

Watch the Bora and you'll see how crooked. By the way, the Italian politics and the Vatican. Oh, my God. I knew they were intertwined. Remember how it felt, she said. And what it made me feel, which is that I needed to protect this child. I had one way in my mind. I thought the evening would go.

And then there it was. Turned out it turned out the other way, she told Elle magazine. Oh, boy, you what a plagiarizer and a liar. And so by the time I took the stage she said this is before a speech i had ripped up my notes and all i had was alexander in my heart and i took the podium and i said i intend to fight i intend to fight harris said i'm gonna throw up blood and shit my pants oh kamala kamala kamala gambler hey i want to thank you uh people who contribute to the show I'm going to throw up blood and shit my pants. Oh, Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, Kamala.

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it's one of my favorite jokes he did it on con Conan. He goes, I pray a lot to God, but he goes, I don't know why he never answers my prayers. Maybe it's because at the end of the prayer, instead of saying amen, I say, and make it snappy. One of my favorite jokes of all time. Anyway, so this guy, listen to what he did to the word amen to close a prayer he delivered from the house chamber sunday to mark the swearing of the 17th congress rep emmanuel cleaver seen here i still think it's richard pryor's dad an ordained minister altered the traditional amen Check out this fucking video. We ask it in the name of the monotheistic God, Brahma,

and God known by many names, by many different faiths. Amen and a woman. Did you hear what he just did there? Amen and a woman. Now, even I knew, believe it or not, after I heard the radio yesterday, a man, well, I heard two different, where the word was generated, Latin originally, and then somebody else said Hebrew or whatever. Either way, a man, I think it's the hebrew thing you know what it meant it means so be it has nothing to do with sex or gender so be it and that nitwit made it a gender that's how obsessed they are with dividing us into a million pieces

and a woman do you understand how much shit he took on even the even some people on the left are going you fucking nitwit think about that oh my god they're obsessed people always he said that liberalism is a mental illness and i thought that's going a little far but now it's a severe mental illness while cleaver may have been trying to be inclusive to women amen is not a gendered word oh here it is the word translates from hebrew to mean so be it the missouri lawmaker did not seem phased because he has no fucking shame uh by his internet reaction to his a woman remark posting the video prayer to twitter sunday in writing i was honored to deliver the opening prayer for the 117th congress and you know why i was honored

goddamn right may god make a lot may god bless each and every representative with the courage and wisdom to defend our democracy and the liberties we all hold so dearly hates jews hates jews his decision to gender the word however comes just days after house speaker nancy big tits pelosi introduced new house rules that would honor all gender identities by eliminating specific terms such as mother and father son and daughter and aunt get out of my room you sick cunt oh my god instead only uh gender neutral terms such as parent child sibling and parent siblings will be allowed in the text of uh congressional rules how do you mothers feel about that you calling the rules future focused when everybody else is calling it mental illness pelosi says it's future focused upon their release defended the terms as the most inclusive in history she's a malignant cunt can you imagine with all the shit swirling around in the world

china pandemic stolen elections this brought us going ah mother of father these are too traditional do you guys believe now that they're trying to re rewrite how how this country came about i knew they hated the country but i had no no idea. Speaking of a man and a woman, the difference between men and woman, um, big sports story out of my hometown, which as far as politically goes, I disown.

I never grew up there. I never, it's embarrassing to me. You talk about, um, you want to talk about virtue signaling, putting that ahead of winning red socks, hire black woman to coach.

And again, can I just preface this? I don't have anything against this woman, okay? Because she's a black woman and doing what she does, right? I'm not saying that. Well, Nick, why do you have a problem? Because there's a guy out there who played ball. Okay? Played baseball.

She's not a softball coach. There's a guy out there who played, probably made it to the big leagues, who needs a job like this. Do you understand that? And knows 10 times more, 100 times more than this woman does. Anybody? 10 times more, 100 times more than this woman does. Anybody? So we're putting, again, skin color ahead of merit, of resume.

Nick, that's right. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. Red Sox, and again, she seems like a nice lady. Red Sox hired Bianca Smith as a minor league coach, making her the first black woman to serve as a coach in the history of professional baseball. Guys, isn't that terrific? It really is.

I can do anything better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Shut the fuck right up. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I make a great point. Do you understand? Let's hire a white person to be the, I don't know, head chef at every Waffle House. Well, they don't know how to make soul food. Well, it doesn't't matter we just need to make it more diverse i'm sick of seeing all black chefs a report uh did i wait did i skip over the video let's take this is from espn again this is virtue signaling do you understand i i've been talking about the red

socks they're on nessen new england sports network it's the most politically whether it's the Bruins I saw the Bruins last year warming up before a game it was um gay pride whatever the fuck during the warm up they had rainbow sticks well why not

use them during the game you know what I mean I would have been offended if I was gay oh it's good for warm up what are we second class if you gotta turn off fag

go off fag. And here's ESPN or whoever the fuck, you know, because they love this. Take a look. Twitter for some news over the weekend. Julian McWilliams of the Boston Globe sending this out. Some news. The Red Sox are hiring Bianca Smith as a minor league coach, making her the first hiring Bianca Smith as a minor league coach,

making her the first black woman to serve as a professional baseball coach in the sports history. She is currently an assistant coach hitting coordinator at Carroll University. And what a pleasure it is to have Bianca on the Monday hot stove. Bianca, congratulations and good morning. As we take a look at your resume uh working at the collegiate level currently at carroll university she has in i'd go i don't see any pro experience on although she was an intern but go ahead turned with front offices in major league baseball she will be in uniform with the red sox as a minor league coach in 2021. So, yes. And she's a nice lady. You know, again, I don't hold it against you, lady, but it's not fair.

You're taking somebody who's more qualified, maybe even a black man. You know what I mean? I just, I don't, they use the issue I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, A report first surfaced in the Boston Globe last week that the Red Sox were adding Smith to their organization, and the club officially welcomed her via tweet on Monday. And she said, again, sweet lady, but the opportunity is amazing, Smith said in an interview on MLB Network's hot stove program, White Guys Don't Matter Baseball. I'm still wrapping my head around it, but these dreads keep getting in the way. I probably won't really have it sink in until i'm actually uh there is uh is what she said what's the world coming to i think it's a great opportunity

also to kind of inspire other women yes because there's a ton of girls out there want to be hitting coaches and uh who are interested in the game this is not really something i thought about when i was younger i kind of uh fell into it being an athlete. In other words, I don't really have a passion for it, but what the fuck? I mean, it's amazing how they're grabbing us black people and putting us in these places. So I'm excited to get that chance to show what I can do. Early this off season, the Marlins named Kim, last name NG. Kim, last name NG. Kim, their new general manager,

making her the first woman to hold that title in the four major sports in North America. Congratulations to her. She just said, we're going to trade. We need strength up the middle. The shortstop sucks. And the center fielder can't go to his right. But this girl, Smith, I think she's got qualifications to tell pros how to do shit. She's going to be doing the analytics, the technical stuff.

Because it's all numbers and shit. Smith played softball at Dartmouth College. Graduating 2012. Well, Smith has a strong background in biomechanical, holy moly, and analytic sides of baseball. Biomechanical is when you like watch a pitcher, like on a computer screen, his release and whatever, you know, and analytic sides of baseball.

She looks forward to getting the chance to broaden her expertise and tell old white guys what the fuck to do. No, no, no. And to broaden your expertise with the red socks red socks you must feel terrific about yourself huh you just you're inclusive and all kinds of stuff and you you came in last last year and this is the big move what next rosie o'donnell this fucking infield coach hitting fungos with a giant clam as fucking infield coach hitting fungos with a giant clam you know who i like we talked about this guy who's been on a lot uh on tucker and whatnot

um senator josh hawley from missouri he started this whole hey i'm not going to certify the election results he was sort of the uh first guy to say it as far as senators go. Anyways, what about him? A group of far left activists carried out a protest at Senator Josh Hawley's Washington, D.C. home over his decision to object to President-elect Joe Biden's electoral college victory while his wife and baby were inside alone. Okay? On Monday evening, Holly, Republican Missouri, tweeted that Antifa scumbags, I quote, that's why I like them, Antifa scumbags came to our place in D.C. and threatened my wife and newborn daughter

who can't travel. They screened threats, vandalized, and tried to pound open our door. The Missouri Senator said he was in his home state when the protests took place. Shutdown DC is the name of the group. The group that organized the gathering offered a different interpretation of events, describing it as an hour-long vigil. Yeah, that looks like a vigil.

Oh, black dude on the front call the cops yeah but he might i don't care nothing to do with being black trespassing we came to let holly know that his actions are undemocratic and unacceptable voters decided who they wanted to be president and now holly's trying to silence their voice. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, shithead, you stole the election. You silenced the voice of at least 74 million Americans. You disenfranchised their voice, okay?

Do you think they really know? I think they know they stole it. I don't have a problem with you jerk-offs if you go, yeah, you know what? Biden's the president. I know he stole it I don't have a problem with you jerk-offs if you go, yeah, you know what? Biden's the president. I know he stole, but we'll do anything. Okay, fine with that. But don't look at us and go,

no, he won, the people voted for him. Come on, I can't talk to you. Hawley's trying to silence their voices even after Republican election officials certified the vote counts, shut down D.C. activist Patrick Young said of their actions. I think he's full of llama poop. Anybody with me?

Come on. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. The group posted video of the full event hours before Hawley took to Twitter to detail the ordeal. The 51-minute video showed about a dozen individuals standing on the sidewalk outside the senator's D.C. home, chanting phrases including shame and protect democracy from the G.O.P. Do you believe any of that?

So, yeah, they think they're protecting democracy from Josh Hawley. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. At multiple points, individuals could be seen going up to Hawley's front door to drop off reading materials and turn around. At the 26-minute mark, a woman, appearing to be Holly's wife, came outside the entryway while holding the newborn. She can be seen returning inside moments later. Less than 10 minutes later, three people who are not affiliated with the demonstration could be seen being let into the home by the same woman. Obviously,

friends, and she needed some protection. At another point, a neighbor of the Hollies confronted the protesters before being pulled away. By who? Police arrived not long after, eventually telling one of the protests organized that it may be illegal. It may be illegal to continue, boy, how to put the fucking kibosh down. Maybe illegal to continue what they were doing. Leading some activists to promise to return this morning, so. All right, get up! Yeah!

The group left signs and candles before leaving the residence. After Hawley took to Twitter to slam the group for creating fear for his wife and family, the group responded by denying any wrongdoing. We visited Senator Hawley's house for around 30 minutes. We sang songs, chanted and shared our stories. A small group of people delivered a copy of the Constitution to

his door with Article 2, Section 1 of the Constitution dog-eared for easy reference, the group stated in one of its fucking lying tweets on monday night the group described their event as a vigil which holly did not take too kindly he said now a vigil means screaming threats through bullhorns vandalizing property pounding on the doors of homes and terrorizing innocent people and children. Exactly. That's what they do. They bastardize the land. They can convince themselves

of anything. That's what's creepy about it. And I want to see some of you people on the right. I'm serious. You should have done it again. I believe fight fire with fire, especially if Biden, which it looks like he might be the press. I hope seriously, I hope fight fire with fire, especially if Biden, which it looks like he might be the pres. I hope seriously. I hope you're chasing Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, any other of these rats into restaurants in D.C. I want to see Republicans and patriots terrorizing people outside that eat, you know, who have Biden fucking T-shirt. I want to see some action. Well, who are you? I'm just a guy. I want to see some accouchement. Well, who are you? I'm just a guy.

I don't know. Finally tonight, I thought this was so interesting that I had to throw it in here. It's off the topic. Get away from politics a little bit. But

a man survives a flight on a jet wheel. Joe Biden didn't realize that he had extra miles that he could have sat in first class. A stowaway survived a 5,600 mile flight by clinging to a jumbo jet wheel at minus 60 degrees centigrade. While his mate plunged to his death.

Yeah! Femba Kabeca, 30, held on to the jet's undercarriage for the entire 11-hour flight from South Africa to London Heathrow 25th. Can you fucking imagine? He didn't hide in the baggage things.

Tied himself to a wheel and the wheel goes up into the well. He was unconscious in the hospital for six months after he was discovered on the runway at the airport in London. Six months he was out. He missed the Patriots-Jets game. After Thimber emerged from his coma, he was told that his best friend, who he had started the journey with,

had fallen to his death at 5,000 feet. And that was right before they landed. Can you fucking imagine how you wake up and hear that? He's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it. He had tied himself to the plane with an electrical cable wrapped around his arm.

But soon after takeoff from Johannesburg on June 18th, 2015, he passed out through lack of oxygen. They don't have those little cups in the wheel wells? It was the first time FEMBA or his pal Carlito Valley had ever been on an airplane. Well, technically, they still haven't been on an airplane. Carlito was also escaping South Africa and the poverty of their campsite as he crawled with his friend into the wheel arch of the jet, but just minutes before

landing. So he made it all that way. Minutes before landing, he fell from the British air. I wonder if the guy put the wheels down and knocked him out. Happened to me once. I just had the wind knocked on him, 12,000 feet. His body was found in the air conditioning unit of an office block in Richmond, six miles from Heathrow. Oh, my God.

Son of a whore! Can you imagine? They found him. He fell 5,000 feet into an air conditioning thing, like on the top of a building. The 30-year-old recalls, when the plane was flying, I could see the ground. I could see the cars.

I could see small people. Yes, we're a small nation. After a little time, he says, after a little time, I passed out through lack of oxygen. The last thing I remember just after the plane took off was Carlito saying to me, yeah, we made it. We had to force ourselves to be squeezed inside. I could hear the engine running. My heart had pounded before. Of course it did, my God. But that day, it was not in my mind at all because I had just taken the decision to do it.

I knew how dangerous it was, but I just took my own chances. I didn't care whether I lived or died. I had to leave Africa to survive. He remembers waking up from a coma six months later to hear a police officer showing him Carlito's passport, asking if I knew him.

So that was crazy. I don't know nothing about that. The officer then told him he never made it. He fell on top of a building. Five and a half years later, Thimba, who has now adopted the name Justin,

has got asylum and is living in Liverpool. Doctors believe he survived. Listen to this. Because the freezing temperatures kept him in a state of suspended animation, like Ted Williams' head. With a lowered core body temperature, his critical organs were placed into a standby mode, like my wife does during sex,

where they use up less oxygen i did not know how that works danger will robinson danger no will robinson danger femba still struggles with the guilt because he survived and his friend did not he said i missed his funeral because i was in a coma i was sad that he was buried and i couldn't say goodbye. So I went to put flowers on his grave. I miss his presence. I used to call him my brother from another mother. He's the only guy who knew me more than anybody where I come from. I feel we've both come a long journey together.

So he's still my friend, no matter if he's alive or dead. How bad is South Africa? They they gotta climb into a wheel well minga anyways that's it folks for today uh we appreciate the contributions again don't forget the comics gym.com i know some of you aren't getting notified like on Facebook and wherever else. We have a final appeal January 7th, which is what? Two days? Yeah. YouTube is going to let us know, you know, my third strike or whatever. It doesn't matter.

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