The Nick DiPaolo Show - Sending The Wrong Signal| Nick Di Paolo Show #1709

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about the Wrong Signal, Judges Interference and more! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE... PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:01:37 I have things to say! Like what? Other than fix the air conditioner, taking the furniture, and bitching and fucking boning and bitching. Best scene ever. Oh, it's like watching two married people want to kill each other. Hi, how are you? Good to be back with you folks.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Long vacation, long time no see. Good to see you again on a Wednesday. Yes, relaxed and peeling like a fucking, I don't want to show that. The wife would be going, what are you fucking doing? Look at him. Anyways, first day, we went to the Bahamas real quick, I'll get the vacation shit out of the way. Place called Great Exuma. No, Exuma, E-X-U-M-A. I call it Exuma because of what it did to me. And it's a long, skinny out. You know, the Bahamas go on forever.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Anyways, this is called Great Egg-E-Gzuma. And there it is. Oh, play it. Good idea. This is a, it was an Airbnb. And it's a nice house. And here's a little quick tour. Look at that, though.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Look at that water that I almost swam in once. That's how we know we're old. Me and my wife never get in that thing. I went out there by myself and gave it a yank. She didn't know. She was sleeping. But look at this. This guy's house, Airbnb.
Starting point is 00:03:12 I thought you'd get it. The water is some. They say the astronauts say they can see this water from the Bahamas. I mean, look at that. And I was planning on drowning the wife. You might see a little hint. This is like a ID network murder.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Oh, there's the brick I tied to her. Did you see the cinder block? Problem is they see her clear as day. Yeah, exactly. It could be 200 feet down. She's waving to the cops. I'm down here. And yeah, that's where we stayed.
Starting point is 00:03:43 And this is from a shot from the plane. And like I said, they said astronauts can see the Bahamas water. It's freakishly beautiful. I think that's because the bottom is so clean. And you know, water's blue because the sun reflects it, you know, whatever. Yeah. That's good. And then me and the wife. That looks like me picking up a woman way younger than me. That's what it looks like. Ain't she pretty? Ain't the wife pretty? Anyhow. Yeah. And it was great. First day there, like an idiot, I go outside, my wife's like, put on, I go, fuck that. I'm reading a book, like an idiot, I go outside. My wife's like, put on some, I go fuck that. I'm reading a book, by the way, I read a 375 page book, like on Shakespeare, Shakespeare for idiots or whatever. And it was actually, I knew nothing about Shakespeare
Starting point is 00:04:36 other than the quotes and shit. It was, I mean, I would read 100 pages and it's not light shit, but it's not, you know, it's like for idiots, the crash course it was tremendous we did that we read and then at night this is how you know we're fucking old and I'm not kidding you folks when we left our house in Savannah we had 68 episodes of Jeopardy on our DVR so you call it and she brought the Apple box so we could tap in you have to lie to the Apple box I'm here but bus so you can tap into your own anyways we play
Starting point is 00:05:10 jeopardy every night we watch jeopardy get this from fucking eight at night to sometimes two in the morning six hours of jeopardy she likes it she feels good kicking my ass it gives her high self-esteem and shit. And I end up having to get get her in a chokehold and all that shit. And that's what, but it was so fucking relaxed and I had a Heineken in my hand, you know. I don't go nuts like when I was young. You drink ten beers a day because you're on vacation. I had like three or four Heineken's, read my stupid book and what else I want to tell you? Esther Roll. This show is going to be way too long.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Esther Roll. Remember good times, you guys, at my age. Remember the mother? Esther Roll, a woman with a round black face. She was so great. She was a great actor. She's dead now. Anyways, we stayed in a place called Roll Town, spelled
Starting point is 00:06:00 just like her last name. Sure enough, we Google it. That's where her family grew up. And that's why that section of town is called Roll Town. And one other thing, if you go to Great Exuma, there's potholes, there's only one main drag, right, that is paved. For some reason, the end we were staying on, there's potholes in the middle of the road, some of them in the middle, some of them where you, I don't understand, they're about 10 inches deep, they're perfectly round, and there's like white sand in them.
Starting point is 00:06:29 They look like they have a function other than, it looks like it was cut out. And if you don't pay attention, you're going to blow a tire. Fuck it immediately. You know, throw that at me, and then go, you have to drive on the left side of the road, and I have three drinks of me. I was like this, and he's flying out of the car. But I'm just warning you if you ever go there, and it is beautiful, it's great. I don't understand they were this deep. If you hit them, you're fucking fucked.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I'm thinking the mechanic owns the island now from flat tires and shit. Anyways, that's all I got. We had sex a couple times, like we didn't even know each other. It was tremendous. If you watched us, you would have said, they're not married. He must have just picked her up an hour ago. That type of sex, I can't explain it. No pills or nothing.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Hey. M. Heineken. All right, real quick, Dallas, we had a long show. Dallas, St. Patrick's Day, this is what he did. By the way, St. Patrick's Day here in Savannah is fucking huge. Second biggest parade after New York. Look at Dallas found a piece of corned beef on the street, brought it home, cleaned it off.
Starting point is 00:07:33 That's Dallas with drinking with, were they Savannah cops? Oh, the Irish cops. In Boston when I grew up there was nothing but Irish cops. One of them called me a guinea when I got pulled over I'm not shitting your big bulb of snows. My buddy was driving. I was a pal. He got I mumbled something He goes, what'd you say you little guinea? What is this 1940? Stand him up straight So go ahead. It's Dallas. Look at this. Look at his beautiful wife. Gianna as She's about to pop right and look at the fucking sign behind it.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Wood is wonderful. If you don't frame that shit, that's a dick joke, and it's a funny one. Wood is wonderful. This landed on Dallas. Dallas is just walking down the street. And look at these fucking guys. They're a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Those are beautiful pics. All right, well, let's get to shit. We just bore the people. Are you still with us? I hope so. Real quick, didn't I type out a, am I reading the first one? I am. What did I call this one?
Starting point is 00:08:42 Group chat glitch. Real quick, you guys have heard this. I wasn't going to do it because it was so goddamn involved What did I call this one? Group chat glitch. Real quick, you guys have heard this. I wasn't going to do it because it was so goddamn involved and the story keeps changing. You guys heard about the group chat with the, you know, the, what do you call it, the military and the... All the department heads. What's the word I'm looking for? You were intelligence.
Starting point is 00:09:06 All that shit. They used this app, Signal, which is encrypted so people supposedly can't, whatever. Anyways, everybody, all the heavy hitters were there, JD Vance, Rubio, all of them. Elsie Gabbard, all those people, Pete Hegsith. And apparently, somehow this guy, Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic, who's a weasely cocksucker, and that's putting it mildly, he's the one who perpetuated the – there were both fine people on both sides. I forget the other ones. Remember that almost ruined Trump? He came up with them. He perpetuated that. He was like the – to give you an idea
Starting point is 00:09:44 how this guy – he works for the Atlantic, which makes CNN look like a fucking right wing. Anyways, somehow he got on the invitation thing to sit in on this meeting and this happened back in the middle of March. And he got an invite and let's pick it up there Atlantic magazine on Wednesday so he's had he's been sitting on these things the last couple days they were they were planning to hit the hoodies and and and Yemen and and and that's what the meeting was about and some shit was revealed that shouldn't have been revealed he shouldn't have been in on the thing so of course the Dems and the left are going crazy how sloppy how amateur like like they have any standing after
Starting point is 00:10:31 how we left Afghanistan or the other fucking 19 things that Biden fucked up so shut the fuck up please the Atlantic magazine on Wednesday published even more war plans, texts, laying out minute by minute, that's today, operational details, again this happened last month, details and exact weapons to be used in the Yemen strikes after the Trump administration shot down claims that classified details were, Trump administration says there were no classified details shared in the bombshell signet snap who the mags top editor boy this is written of Atlantic magazine Jeffrey Goldberg published additional snippets of the text exchange that he says revealed the precise operational details of March 15th bombing of the hoodies terror group in Yemen.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Amirashadalas, that what Trump is saying none of this was classified. Wouldn't that be classified? If it's a plan, yes. Well that's exactly what it was, you know what I mean? So I don't know, and Telsey Gabbard had to go in front of a thing last night and who else Hegsith gabin and somebody else was questioned Probably rubio. I don't know Anyways
Starting point is 00:11:54 But this is what Goldberg says if the text I'm blowing my own ears out if the text had been received by someone hostile to the American interest like you or not received by someone hostile to American interest, like you are not, or someone merely indiscreet and with access to social media, the Hooties would have had time to prepare what was meant to be a surprise attack on their strongholds, the editor wrote, referring to one message fired off by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Anyways, hey, this is... I would tell anyone outside the family what you're thinking again. I just saw that. And then we have this snippet. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Anyways, the consequences for... Pete hex is tweeted this out the consequences for american pilots could have been catastrophic but they're all they were playing it down trump and everybody uh... it comes after goldberg had released monday that he was inadvertently added to a signal message chain on march eleventh in which top trump administration officials including heads up uh... jd vance, they were discussing the bombing of the terror group in Yemen. Goldberg noted the first text was fired off 31 minutes before the
Starting point is 00:13:14 first US warplanes launched the subsequent strikes unfolded. Then at 1 48 p.m. Goldberg said he received a text from Trump's national security advisor Mike Waltz relaying real-time intelligence from the attack site. Trump and other top administration officials have so far downplayed the tech saga. And they said it didn't affect the bombing or whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 00:13:39 So this guy sat on it, which he should, which is a surprise. But today, he released the play by play of Pete Hegseth talking to whoever going at 145, the second strike will happen, at one bup bup, we've already engaged. It's like play by play that he released that today. So that's the big hoo hoo hoo ha ha. And of course, the left is running wild, you know, which we would have done, let's be honest,
Starting point is 00:14:09 we would have done if Biden, but again, it pales in, they're trying to, they're calling for Heggett to step down and Walz to step down, and Trump's going, I'm not firing Walz. He goes, he defended him yesterday, he's a good man. And the last I heard it was one of wall staffers who accidentally did this, but still you got to wonder my radar went up, went, well, why this guy, Jeffrey Goldberg, I know it might've been an accident.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Why him out of all the people to get it? What, you know, that's why the staffers got to go. Well, they don't know. Like I said, I just read today, they go, it wasn't his staffer. See, it's just all over the map. Well, now they're probably just trying to blur the lines and go make, you know, play whack-a-mole with us. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:14:56 But yes, yesterday at the beginning of the day, it was the staffer. And then today, this morning I read that it wasn't the staffer. So I don't know what the hell. What the hell's going on out here? Anyways, you're up to date on the only important story of, well, very important story.
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Starting point is 00:16:26 most of these people are paid actors from Soros and all these other groups we all fucking know that so let's not breaking some heads back Soros can somebody take him for a walk maybe have him go for a walk with Putin Putin's got a penthouse at the top of the you know what the Hyatt in Moscow you get my drift anyways yes there's no rail there's no I don't know what happened yes sir I mean ma'am that's the headline defense secretary Pete Hegs if making a lot of news on Saturday said the judge who ruled that the Pentagon must allow transgender troops because the judge is just ignoring
Starting point is 00:17:06 Trump's and anyways he says the judge that ruled against that should report to the military bases since she it's a woman of course I guarantee it's an ugly fuck she is now a top military planner he says yes sir excuse me. District Judge Anna Reyes. Oh, wouldn't you guess? Wouldn't you guess? Looks like a young Stephen King. U.S. District Judge Anna Reyes in Washington, D.C. issued a proli...
Starting point is 00:17:38 Can I just say that women that are fugly but smart, can we get them... Can we pass? pass yeah that's right I'm banning all fugly women who have an IQ over a hundred and I don't even know if right who's that but you know what I'm getting at I'm so sick of their fucking their instincts and their yeah you know it's more important to her about women and feminism and that's all that's important to them. It clouds their fucking judgment on everything.
Starting point is 00:18:11 What does she know about the military? Has she ever shot a fucking gun? Ever seen a dick? Issued a preliminary injunction last week blocking the Pentagon from enforcing President Donald Trump's executive order banning transgender people from serving in the military. Trump's January 27th order said that beyond the hormonal and surgical medical interventions involved, adoption of a gender identity is inconsistent with an individual's sex conflicts with a soldier's commitment to an honorable, truthful, and disciplined lifestyle even in one's personal
Starting point is 00:18:46 life. Could you make that any clearer? In her, and by the way, you know, this is one of these 80-20 where, you know, I don't quote me on that, but it's one of those lopsided, most of the country Americans agree with Trump on this one in her ruling the judge said the Trump's order Contains language that is unabashedly demeaning See that's all that can only come from a fucking woman. Honestly. I don't give a fuck if I'm you think I'm a sec I don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:19:20 It's their instinct if they're too sensitive to be around anything like this. Yeah, but what about the transgender? Well, if they make the other people uncomfortable, tough shit. Go read to some kids at the high school, adding that the policy stigmatizes transgender persons as inherently unfit. That's your big gripe. When we already know the majority of the people in the military, matter of fact recruiting has gone up since Trump passed this thing.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Not important to her. It's all about gender and sex identity and whatever the fuck. Lack of dick make you dumb. That was on my grandfather's headstone the judge delayed her order until Friday morning to allow Tom Trump loud to allow time for the Trump administration to appeal which it said it would later on I'm gonna show you I don't know why I didn't put it right after this I didn't want to hit you with so much fucking heavy new but remember Bill, former AG for Trump, he'll explain to you why these district drudge's rulings don't mean shit.
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Starting point is 00:21:54 which was number one in streaming on all of the internet last week he sent me a thing it was him and then I forget someone else Tim Poole maybe Candice Oh and Bon Gino who left you know is leaving left this show but but he was at the top and for a good reason it's a it's a killer show and they're putting together a thing where it's gonna be all these heavy hitters leading into that one so kind of a one-stop-shop thing., good night everybody. I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star
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