The Nick DiPaolo Show - SNAP Recipients Snap | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1811

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump's Warm Japanese Welcome, Internal Border Fighting, Lance Twiggs Digs, Pike Statue Replaced, SNAP Recipients Snapping, A Flying Penguins Fan and Coppola's Watches! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Today I will be chatting about, I don't know, Trump in Japan having a ball where he gets his energy is beyond me. Somebody ought to look into the links between him and Hunter Biden and Tex. We got some internal fighting going on as far as Department of Holam Security. It's kind of good fighting.

You go, you know, but I believe it or not, I'm not like a huge Christy Norm fan because I think she wants to be a movie stuff. But I'm on her side on this argument with Holman, but Holman knows, whatever. We'll talk about that. Also, do you remember the fruit cup, the buttercup, Lance Twigs?

That was the guy Tommy Robinson. Was that his name? No, that's the guy in England. Whatever. The guy that shot Charlie Kirk's boyfriend. Nobody's seen him lately. Ooh. What else?

Oh, and we got some great footage of Snap recipients. And those are people, you know, who get checks from the government that we pay for EBT cards and buy fruit loops and think it's health food. And, yeah, leeches. And they're furious because of the government shut down. They might not get there.

They fucking hostess yo-yo's which they feed to their kids and root beer for breakfast. What? What are you saying, Nick? You heard me. Shut it. Sugarfoot.

Fucking Tracy Morgan. That's what he calls it Sugarfoot. That's what he calls diabetes. Sugarfoot. Jesus is some things you're like, I wish I thought of that. Anybody catch a World Series last night? It's a dozy, folks. It's a good one.

I just feel like Toronto is on a mission from God. Friggin Dodgers, you know, everybody picked the dog. It might be a sweep, blah, blah, blah. They didn't know what they were talking about. It's just a great world series. Vlad Guerrero, who used to be a fat bastard? I probably said it yesterday. When he came into the league, he could always hit a ball of mile.

but now the guy's like in shape and making plays in the field. He hit one off, he had another homer last night off Otani, who was, O'Tani was only thrown at 99, 100, with great breaking stuff and shit. What a unicorn this guy is. He came out of the game.

I think they were down two to one, but, you know, pitch's great. Plays being made in the field. Blue Jays have all these scrappy guys, one through nine. You've got a few power hitters at the top. Then you got these guys like, like Clement, Ernie Clement, whatever his name.

And a few other guys that just, with two strikes on them, and guys in scoring position, they get their bat on the ball every time and put it in. It's really, and I keep watching going, these are definitely the two best teams upseat. It seems like these guys belong in, both teams. And I love that it's tied. Toronto lost that 18 inning game. They said after the game, the announcer said they're in the locker room. You wouldn't have known.

they lost, they were just playing music and fucking taking it the way you should, and man, last night they won, I don't know, 7-1, 7-2 or something like that. Just clutch hitting, great fielding. And that goes to Mookie Betts who isn't hitting.

But, you know, that guy, he was an outfielder with a red sot. Once in a while, would throw him in the infield. But he was a right field for the socks most of the time. This guy, he's playing short and making plays that would be hard for friggin, you know, Jita to make.

It's insane. The athlete he is. And I'm just really appreciating the level of play. Hitting the cutoff man from like the, you know, from the deep in the outfield on the fucking warning track, you throw a bullet to the cutoff guy. He really is at home. And few guys are thrown out. It's been, if you're a baseball fan, it's been absolutely awesome.

And to watch Otani fucking unicorn, dude. It's funny. Every time he breaks, they put up a statistic last night, three records that he broke since this series started. All the pictures are from like 1918, 1924. That's how long these records have been around.

It's all black and white guys. You know, pictures. They're leaning on their bat like these. It's insane what he's doing. So how about Moogie Betts the name sounds like it should be a black and white baseball card from the 20s? Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.

How did the socks let them He's a generational player And he had an off year this year He only had 22 homers in 80-something RBIs And they said it was a bad year for him Okay Whatever And my Bruins who

You know Got blown off the ice two nights ago I'm like this is gonna be one of the This is gonna be another law And it still could be But they Last night They took on

who the fuck they beat last night? Oh my God, Nick. Don't even bring it up. They beat somebody. They were down two nothing. Who the fuck was it? I don't know. I don't know.

Anyhow, they look good. They actually have, they actually put the puck in the net. People said they weren't going to be able to do that this year. All of a sudden they can do that every other night. But anyways, it's about all I got. Debating on these teeth.

Like right now, I don't even feel that they hurt. And I'm like, do what a fucking, what a pain in the ass to have those fucking things. And colonoscopy on Tuesday. Because the day before colonoscopy, that's when you're drinking, you know, fucking, fucking castor oil and Tenocho S.U.

2000 and mix that with Dulclax. And so I'm supposed to start doing that at noon on Monday. Have you guys ever done that? It's insane. By the end, you're you're peeing, literally peeing out your ass. It feels gross. There's water coming out your ass.

And it tastes horrible. I mean, it just doesn't taste like the alkalax should. So I got to start doing that on Monday at noontime. And I'm not supposed to take aspirin, even with my teeth that killing me. Because, again, this is the litigious system. How would me take an aspirin or ibuprofen?

It's going to fucking. up a colonoscopy. I said that yesterday. I still don't. No. Anyways, let's get to it. A nip in the air. Well, that sounds racist. Nip folks, for you youngsters, that's what they, at least they're a few of the Japanese people. They're in World War II. We call them nips. We. I wasn't there, but I heard. I watched that troop. What? Trump was visiting our Navy troops in Japan, which I have actually been to Japan, very proud to do U.S.O. to it. and performed in Japan. And that was one of the gigs where Colin Quink comes up and goes,

only you could make a audience full of Marines nervous. That's what he said. And the sergeant came up to me, Black, dude, I still remember him, and he's like, woof. He wouldn't say you went too far or anything. He just went, woof. And I'm like, woof, what? And then I'm hanging out with the,

some of the Marines came out to smoke. And they're like, dude. Holy shit. And I'm like, don't you guys shoot people for a living? What the fuck could I say that offends you? They were young kids and they're like, we can't say any of that shit, you know? And I'm like, oh, all right. That's kind of silly, isn't it?

Anyways, but once again, Colin Quinn has to sum it up perfectly. Only you could make Marines. Here's Donald Trump. Never mind that he's a great politician president. I don't understand. I'm Jeb Bush. I have Jeb Bush's deal. DNA, I guess.

Low energy. I wasn't when I was younger. I'm fucking 63. You slow down, but not to the point I do. But this guy is 80 years old, Trump. Don't forget this. Where was he before Japan? He was in Europe.

He's bouncing around and just, I don't, he's, he was made for this. Guy should have been the president since I was six. He's 80 years old. And when we did the USO tour, I remember when we did, uh, uh,

Japan, the time zones are all fucked up. They woke me in the barracks because the show was starting. And I still remember, they rushed me over. I don't know why anybody didn't wake me up, like the other comics. They rushed me over to the thing because the time zones all fucked up.

And I had to go on like second. And I was, it was like those bad dreams I have where I can't remember my acting. Fucking soldiers looking at it. We'll say something. It was pretty up. But the point is the energy on this guy. And they said he had, I think it was here when they said he was on a play for 24 hours.

And my wife's like, yeah, he probably slept. I'm like, yeah, but he doesn't sleep at home. They always talk about he needs three or four hours. Fucking bastard. I need three or four days. But here he is. As Gutfeld says, we don't deserve this guy. Here you go.

He's got that Trump rhythm. I thought it was. Michael Jackson. He's playing defense now in basketball. Does he look? He eats it up. It's his oxygen. I still say that.

Look, he's still dancing. I like to watch the black soldiers laughing their balls. It's a gay anthem, folks. People don't even realize it. Oh, God, I love this guy. President Donald, and he's talking off the cuff. You can tell. I know.

I was a sales. I'm a stand-up comic, and I know when you're like filling time. And he's just talking off the cuff. Anyways, him and Japanese prime minister, Takaichi Senei, excuse me, praised each other in glowing terms on Tuesday. And Trump cemented the friendship by signing, I was going to say singing a song, by signing major deals on trade in rare earth minerals. Trump brought Takaichi with him to visit the troops aboard the aircraft carrier, U.S.S. George Washington,

and she literally jumped for joy when he brought her on stage and introduced her as a winner. And of course he said that because I don't think he knew her name. When he said, hey, how you doing, Chief? What's up, pal? I know. And introduced her as a winner. Excuse me. as a went into the raucous crowd.

I noticed she jumping up and dining. I don't know if she had a bra on. It was a pretty, she's got a good rack for a Japanese lady. Let's take a look, shall we? This woman. Yeah. This woman, this chick, this broad.

This woman is a winner. So, you know, we've become very close friends. It's an ordinary. Their stock market today and our stock market today hit an all-time high. That means we're doing something right. But the cherished alliance between the United States and Japan is one of the most remarkable relationships in the entire world.

Really, there's never been anything like it. Born out of the ashes of a terrible war, our bond has grown over eight decades into the beautiful friendship that we have. It's a foundation of peace and security in the Pacific, you see it? So on behalf of all American sailors stationed in this beautiful country, let's hear it for our allies and the Japanese self-defense forces and all of the Japanese people that we love and respect. And I have such respect for Japan and the country. And now I have a really great respect for the new and incredible Prime Minister.

I have to say this, the first female Prime Minister in the history of Japan. Look at the boobbage. Madam Prime Minister. Never seen Japanese girl boobies. And then she said, I'll translate. She said, did you see this asshole dancing? Holy Christ. Moves like he's in a bodycast. That's what she said.

Takachi posted an amazing photo of herself with Trump aboard helicopter flight, embracing Trump as her wonderful ally friend. Look how happy. Do I have a clip of Hertz speaking? I didn't give you that? Oh, my sister's ass. Because she's got a deep voice.

I think I'm going on the thing and saying she's gay, gay woman. Not that it fucking matters. But she's got the gay haircut. And I know a lot of Japanese girl with, but she's got the, what I call the elf sideburns. And her voice was deeper than Trump's. It was very odd.

Everything I know from Shenzu and others, this is her talking. You'll be one of the great, oh, no, he's saying. You'll be one of the great prime ministers Trump told to Kai Chi Chi. when they met at Akasak, a Kasaka,

Palagin, oh, yeah, palace in Tokyo, referring to her mentor and Trump's friend, the late Prime Minister Abe Shinzo.

Oh, he died. Trump, remember in the first term he was having coffee with him and shit? Good old Abe. I'd also like to congratulate you

on being the first chick. No. He should have said. First can of hot tomatoes, Moxie Broad. Woman Prime Minister, it's a big deal, Trump said. Anytime you have any question, this is Trump,

here comes the salesman. Sounds like he just sold me a car. Anytime you have any question, any doubt, anything you want. I heard this when I bought a Mitsubishi. Any favors that you need, anything I can do to help Japan will be there. We are an ally at the strongest level and don't forget when you guys misbehaved

what we did to you. That's what he said. No. Takaiichi, you can always throw that in. Takachi, by the way, I read a book last train to Nagasaki. What's the other one? It might have been. It's a last train to one of those times. If you get a chance, buy it.

I was listening to AM Radio when I was living in New York. Some guy plugged it. I fucking ordered it that night. And it's firsthand descriptions from people who were there that was still alive of what happened. And there's a picture of a teacher who was reading a newspaper and the I don't know how this works because of the nuclear flash the newspaper print was on her

not only that there's you know how when you cast a shadow on a building on a sunny day people's shadows were captured on the what the hell was going on there Jesus

anyways what a book if you guys I'm telling you you'll rip through it it's crazy Takii presented Trump with the putter used by Abe displayed in a glass case along with a gold leaf golf ball and a golf bag signed by Japanese champion Matsuyama

Hideki. The new prime minister said she is not a golf enthusiast. She's more into softball with chicks. Anybody with me? Well, she's sitting like a lady there or feed it together. Probably sewed together. No, that's China. I love to throw those stereotypes, mix them in.

but she and Trump watched a little baseball together before kicking off their busy schedule of events on Tuesday. So Trump got to watch Otani in the World Series in his home. I was going to say state. Takashi also gifted Trump with a set of ball caps. His signature hardware emblazing with the slogan, Japan is back.

That's pretty good. A slogan from Abe's campaign for prime minister. Too bad they lost that guy. Trump really liked them. But she's the first female. That's pretty progressive, isn't it? Japanese? I don't know.

Let's hope she's better than Kamala. She'll make words salads, but they'll have mandarin's in them. What? Oh, that's China. Again, again, I mix my racism. You do that, I told you, do that to liberals and they go crazy. Archie used to say that to Meathead. Yeah, Polacks, whatever.

she's looking at the remember there was an election going on he goes you get here's a great ticket you got a Jew at the top to watch the black guy there's like three names on the ticket oh anyways who knew that fuck Rob Ryan it was stupid than his character

meathead let's get on to a little tension you don't hear much of this since Trump took over the second time boy Tom Holman and a guy named Lions versus gnome which is Christie in Lewandowski. Boy, Lewandowski, Trump must be a big fan because this guy has had him in the mix since day one of his first term. A power shift has taken place within the U.S. Department

of Homeland Security as President Trump's administration continues focusing on deporting illegals. Well, yeah, he's going to have to continue. And the president of after him is going to have to continue thanks to shithead who's in the let the world in. The news comes as leaders work to continue increasing deportation numbers. I just want it. It's a little video to let you know that it's really going on. This probably was from 1978 in Vietnam. I don't know.

No, this is one of the guys. Got the tattoo on the neck. Looks like a nice kid. Likes to touch babies. Border Patrol. Get on the plane. Get out of here. Get upstairs.

I am. I'm going up to stairs. On one side of Bordersar, Tom Holman and ICE directed Todd Lions. Holy shit, Todd Lions. Couldn't damas that played football, Todd Lions. My brother, my brother, I'm glad I put that in there. Who have advocated focusing on criminal aliens, you know, the Martians, according to Hakeem Jeffrey. No, Johnson from Chicago.

And those with final deportation orders. On the other side, who's pushing back are DHS as Secretary Christy Knoam and seen advisor, Corey Lewandowski, who I love that. He's still in the mix. And Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino, who have pushed for a broader and more aggressive approach targeting anyone in the U.S. illegally to boost deportation numbers. So the argument is like, you know, Holman saying, I think they're playing good, good cop, bad cop, now that I think about it. Holman's saying, we have to go after the bad guys, you know, and Christy Noam's like, I know. No, I'm like, no. we have to go after everybody who's here.

And I agree with that a thousand percent. Everybody who is here illegally. You can't give the Dems an inch. You know, they hear about this and they'll take it and fucking run with it. But they all have to go, right? He added a lot of people aren't coming, which helps to secure that border. And that was part of the strategy from the beginning. This was Holman said.

In a social media post on Monday, Fox News is Bill Malugian, reported per four, per four senior DHS and Trump administration sources, a mass removal of ICE leadership around the country is underway. Interesting. With up to 12 ICE field office chiefs being removed and reassigned in an effort to increase deportation numbers. It's like anything else. It's like Trump's a CEO. He looks at the numbers at the meeting the next day. Johnson, marketing. We're down 12% from last quarter. you know, look, folks, this is an unbelievable undertaking. And we knew beforehand, we set it on this show,

that the optics wouldn't be good. Every night the mainstream media who hates Trump are going to cherry pick the worst clips of, you know, ice or Border Patrol tangling with people they're trying to get out of. It just looks bad. But again, and if you didn't have a complicit fucking media and reported it honestly, we wouldn't be having discussions.

but it's a they're trying to deport millions literally millions of people it's going to take some time uh i'm told the move is spearheaded by corey lewandowski and a handful of the ice chiefs uh will likely be replaced by border patrol and CB uh officials some of whom will be handpicked by aggressive and controversial border patrol commander gregg bovino uh so what they're saying is and Trump's is sort of agreeing with Christine Ome that, no, we got to get them all out. That's sort of what he's saying. Sometimes you have to get through the low-hanging fruit to get to the bad guys. But if you're here illegally, I don't give a shit.

I don't care if you're working at the supermarket up the street. You've got three kids. Tough shit. People are waiting in line to get in. People waited in line to get in. That's how we work here in the United States. Apparently, it's odd to the rest of the world. It's called law and order.

What's it, a fucking accident with the most civilized? We were, most civilized nation. I'm told some of the ICE leadership removed from their positions, included the ICE Field Office Directors in L.A. Of course, this is where you're seeing all the fucking shit go on. Phoenix. That's the other thing you got to remember, folks. There's always going to be a sneak in there somewhere down the chain.

Somebody who's pretending to do what Trump wants and is leaking this and that. Phoenix, I'm not saying that's a case. here, but Phoenix, Philadelphia, Denver, El Paso, San Diego, Seattle, Portland, New Orleans. The Trump administration wants to remake ICE with Border Patrol's more in-your-face aggressive style. And you know what we mean by aggressive, right? What's the idea? Get upstairs.

On the plane. We've seen Greg Bovino, the El Centro, California Chief, help with illegal immigrant arrest in some cities since June. I gotta look this guy up. He ain't having it. He ain't playing. He's very much has the Trump administration's approval and Trump world wants more of what he's doing. And do what?

Like I said, Holman's, I'm sure Holman's fine with it. I really think that's a perfect time to play good cop, bad cop. That way you're like, oh, look, they're trying to be tempered with their, and then you got the other one, you know, in your face. You know how it works. Trust me, Holman is not going to have a problem if you throw somebody out, you know, at least that's the vibe he's been giving off for the last few years. Let's change it up a bit.

What's the headline? Where are Twigs Diggs? The transgender lover, Charlie Kirk's alleged killer has seemingly vanished. Charlie Kirk's killer was that Robinson kid, and his lover was Lance Twigs, right? Lance Twigs. Can you make this shit up? Anyways, Lance Twiggs, the lover of the killer of Kirk, seemingly vanished from his hometown six weeks after the political assassination

that shook the country people looking for him. Hello? There he is. He's standing right there. Hello? Hello? This is when he was still into girls. Echo.

Echo? What the fuck did that mean? Lance Twiggs, 22 years old, has been on the down low since his... Okay, now you're saying he's on the download. and you're implying that he's missing completely. Which is it? If he's on the down law, we know where he is. He's just being quiet and hiding out. Use the language correctly, journalists.

Excuse me. On the down low since his boyfriend, Tyler Robinson, allegedly shot Turning Point USA co-founder, dead, and then sent Twigs a string of text messages confessing to the slings, according to the feds. Twigs has stared clear of his $1,800 per month love nest on the outskirts of the isolated desert oasis of St. George. Here he is looking like a cute fifth-grade girl on Halloween. I'm going as a panda bear.

All right. A rat. Authorities previously said that he is cooperating with the authorities. But Twiggs has refused to speak with media while Robinson awaits trial and assault like city jail cell. Think about the life ahead of him. Suicide's the only way out, man. If I ever got life or something,

I'd pull a Frankie Pentangela. Tom, you know what the Romans did? They went home, drew a warm bath, opened their veins. My life won't be worth a nickel after tomorrow. God, was that guy good. Robinson and Twigs. Wasn't that a fucking

singing group in the 70s? Peaches and herb, Robinson and Twigs, whom authorities are referring to with masculine pronouns. Oh, that's disrespectful. Moved in together sometime after the latter's devout Mormon's parents booted him from their home in 2018. They made a cute couple, though. Come on.

The homosexuals. Hey, they got a year. They may have since reconciled. Twigs Venmo account. shows several payments from his parents over the past two years with descriptions including prescriptions and gas money. His parents, he's still on the dole. Oh, what a life.

And everybody says, look, everybody says he was a normal kid, likable, hardworking student and shit, you know? I just like cock. You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again because he's going to wind up with somebody's cock at his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson. How dare you?

You remember? I know what you did. You're a damn pedipress. For those of you, you're going to thank me for this. I'm familiar. That was from the movie Slapshot, made the late 70s. That's the great Paul Norman, who to me is the best leading man ever. He was manly, and he's fucking, he wasn't old Lance Twigs.

Let's put it that way. That's a scene from him telling off, she was the honor of the hockey team that he was playing for. And that's what he said to her. And if you haven't seen that movie, I feel very bad for you. still holds up today. It might be my favorite sports movie. Brian Song, this, and the one about, you know, the golfer, Kevin O'Donnell. The latest payments from his dad occurred just a few months before Kirk was shot.

It is unclear whether Twiggs is living with his parents or is even still in St. George. Four hours from Utah Valley University, that's where St. George is where Kirk was killed. Twiggs car and Infinity FX-35. Nice one, not as good as mine. Well, I traded mine in for a caddy, is now parked in his parents' driveway. Jesse Riley, who lives just a few houses down from Twigs in Robinson's apartment,

said he couldn't recall seeing any activity from the property since Robinson also 22 turned himself over to the cops. What do you think you're going to see them out there having a fucking flee sale in the driveway. You got to kind of lay low when you kill a famous person. So nobody knows where Twigs is. Sounds like a job from Adam Walsh. Tonight, World Series again.

They play three in a row in L.A. And then they go back to Toronto. It's a good thing. What's tonight, Wednesday? I love Thursdays now when they kick in with, you got an NFL game on Thursday and there's usually a college game college football is getting like college basketball

you can put on any night of the weekend there's a game on don't it's like don't fucking ruin it not that I've ever got sick of football let's move on to I like Pike remember I like Ike you don't folks okay a statue of a Confederate general Albert Pike my best friend was Scott Pike in high school by the way and I idolize his older brother Del Pike

who was a unbelievable football football player for our high school and his father, Del Pike, used to go like this. I don't believe it. And he was a great athlete, too. They had some Native American in him. That's all I remember. And Mr. Pike, I just have to tell the story. Every time I think of the Pikes, I was at a game one night, kind of semi-pro league in Danvers, under the lights. I'm standing next to Mr. Pike, who I knew well, he was my baseball coach. And some guy hit a blast. This is a fucking regulation size, you know, like a Major League feel without bleachers and shit. Just a fan.

Guy hits a blast. It's rising. I mean, it looks like it's going over the light standard. That's all I remember. This guy crushed it. All of a sudden, something happened. And the ball dropped straight down onto the field. And then you see something fall next to the ball.

And Mr. Pike looks at me. He goes, and Mr. Pike's, but, did you say? see what I just saw? And I'm like, I think so. So looking out there, all of a sudden you see the left field to pick up and hold up a bat. A fucking bat.

A ball hit with a bat, hit a bat. Because bats, if you know, they use sonar. And when they've sent something, the guy killed a bat with a blast. To this day, picture that. I saw it live.

next to no one ever believe me. It's kind of like Randy Johnson killing the bird. It is. It is, but this is way better. It is. It just is.

The odds of, you know, you know what I mean? A hit ball. It's fucking insane. But yes, Randy Johnson. It looked like when, if you guys don't know, Randy Johnson threw about 100 miles

an hour lefty, fucking scary pitcher. And he hit a bird. It looked like somebody broke open a down pillowcase. Just a thousand feathers. And he didn't do it on purpose. Oh, my God. Anyways, all that to talk about Mr. Pike.

That's what I do. I'm like Bill Cosby. I regress. A statue of Confederate General Albert Pike. So, yeah, they put it back up. It was toppled by demonstrators in 2020 following, you know, St. George Floyd's death. So they reinstalled the statue in D.C. I wonder if this is going to become a fucking, you know,

here you go. I just wanted to prove that they did that. Look it, he's in the trees. He's going, look at all the colors down there. What can I do about this? Al Pike. Now, let me ask you, when the Dems get back of power, they've got to pull it down and shit.

And the statue's going to be like, for Christ's sake, I'm trying to nap up here. Leave me be. Reminds me when I was looking at this, Confederate statue here in Forsythe Park, some great general, and I'm looking at it, and this was after the Floyd riots, and maybe way after, but yeah, it was, it was right after the Floyd, and I was looking at it and a pigeon shit on it, and I go, I hope that's not an omen, fucking landed right on his, I was like, oh, Jesus.

Anyways, so they're putting it back up, because Trump's not afraid of that shit, you know? Wake up, white people. The statue, which stands 11 feet tall atop of 16-foot granite pedestal, was pulled down with ropes, spray-painted with graffiti, and set on fire by demonstrators who were brainwashed by Marxist cocksuckers who teach at their schools, and they soaked it like a sponge, who viewed it as a symbol of systemic racism in the Confederacy. Where'd they get those ideas? Right out of the Marxist playbook. Why do you think Kirk got shot?

Because he was going around to what people call college campuses. We call indoctrination camps. And he was fucking with the Marxist's future. Future Marxists. That's what I believe. I mean, that's a day. And he was having success at these campuses. And anytime anybody tries to make change for good, usually,

the vandalism occurred on June 19th of 2020, also known as June 10th. I never know. I finally got an explanation. I never knew it. I didn't bother the, I didn't want to know about Juneteen. I just heard people saying it.

I don't give a fuck. It sounds politically correct. I know it has something to do with slavery. I don't give a shit. I never asked, and I found out there in the Sautics. The day that recognizes the end of slavery in the United States, a very somber day for us. I, uh, what?

No, I'm kidding. It came as a wave of protest and riot swept the country after the death of George Floyd in Minneapolis. You remember George Floyd, right? Good dude. Huh? Good dude. They have monuments of him in Minneapolis and statues. You know, drug user who held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach, did porn for a while.

We don't hold that a gun. We don't hold that a gun. You're a black guy. You're going to be slingish. Might as well show it. The statue had been in storage for five years, but crews were seen placing it back on the pedestal on Saturday near Judiciary Square. Excuse me. I like the way they dressed, those overcoats. Nice look.

The effort to restore the statue stems from President Donald Trump's 2020 executive order is on, and this is in quotes. He called it, making the District of Columbia safe and beautiful and restoring truth and sanity to American history. I love how he names shit taking the bad shit out of our country and making it Trump like the orders directed federal agencies to safeguard and restore historic monuments damaged during 2020 protests

my favorite one I should have pulled the clip remember the one that fell on the protesters right on them and like somebody really got seriously hurt it was a bit as Henry Hill said it was a Glorious time. Wise guys were everywhere.

One day some kids helped my mother or the groceries on the way home. You know why? Out of respect. Either that of fear. During the 2020, the order also called

for the protection of American monuments, preservation of American history. Let's start with the schools and the books, maybe get back to teach it, and Heritage, and combating the revisionist movement. Like I said,

it took a long time to turn this boat around, you know. It's going to take a long time to turn it back. But you've got to do shit like this. Oh, those are just symbols that you guys hate, but you love symbolism. You're the first one to put on an AIDS fucking pin on your coat or a LGBT fucking flag tattoo on your mother's ace. Pike was a Confederate general in the Civil War

and also served as an associate justice of the Arkansas Supreme Court. There you go. That's the kind of court. We talk about a conservative court. Remember that Klan guy? He had a nice way with words. He was one of the most influential figures in the history of American Freemasonry. By the way,

Freemasonry turned into, if you follow, eventually it's the M.K. Ultra shit, kind of. There's a link there. How do I know that? My wife explained it to me. She was reading it. And I'm sitting there going, fourth and three. in a fucking wredge. Jesus Christ. Anyways,

Freemasonry and the statue itself depicts Pike dressed in a Masonic and Masonic clothing. Apparently I kind of like the style of Masonic clothing. You think they have that men's warehouse?

I'm looking for a Masonic jacket and a powdered wig. No, they don't have powdered wigs. Those guys had real... One, two, three, four. It's the white power song. Come on. Everybody clap long.

I'm talking about much my country. Going down. the drain. We are all up all now. We are not to blame. What are the odds the guy was on meth when he wrote the, you've heard of 16th notes? What's that?

116th notes? Jesus Christ. Oh, catchy tune by, what the hell are they called? I forget. Anyways, I guess we'll stay on race. Why do you say that? white people get snap benefit. They do. They do. No doubt. Anytime you bring up something like that, you know, it's fun arguing with people.

Yeah, but there's more white people on welfare. Yeah. Have you heard of something called percentages? Yeah, but white people commit murder too. Yeah. Do you know what percentages are? And they look at you. No. I grew up in a blue city. Snap. It's a government program for Hungry Giga. You can get fruit loops and pop tarts and cock at government prices. Snap recipients are snapping is the headline. Snap recipients are taking to TikTok. I got a whole theory on this, folks, and it might surprise you.

It's not exactly. And threatening to loot grocery stores. I believe this part of it, if their food stamp payments, don't go through on November 1st due to the government shutdown, which, by the way, you know, this is all about Democrats wanting to give illegal free health insurance and shit. Do you understand that they could end this thing tomorrow? And it's only making them look worse.

I just don't like the idea of getting on a plane air traffic controllers aren't getting paid. But now, I'm... I'll read this one. I'm gonna tell y'all straight up like this. I just got that text. That link has definitely cut the fuck off for November. You all better stay the fuck out my way in these stores

because I'm walking out with cars. and I'm not paying for fucking shit. Who sent that in, ladies and gentlemen? Do you know who? That's right. Bet Midler. I know you were thinking black woman. Another one added,

you know what? Since they want to take food stamps away, I'm gonna go to fucking Walmart, grab anything I damn want, put that shit right in the basket and walk out right up out that bitch. I'm not paying for a damn thing said, and this surprised me,

Sidney Sweeney, the girl who's very hot right now. Can't you just tell by the way those are written? Those are authentic. And I believe there's some, now I'm going to show you some clips that are on TikTok. Don't forget this. We still haven't bought TikTok yet,

right? We're still working on that deal. It's still, anyways, you know, China invented TikTok to divide, it works very well, to divide, to divide, put shit up like this. Now this is my theory. Nobody's bringing it up. But again, I'll wait a few years. You guys can catch up. There's a bunch of these. I'm not saying these aren't real, but I'm just saying

some of these, I'm about to show you angry, you know, black people that are on Snap and need these benefits. But China invented TikTok to sway elections over here, to troll guys like me. And then we trolled, to pit each other against each other. And it's very, and now that we have AI, you wouldn't know if this is AI. You wouldn't. You're never going to fucking know. And my theory, some of these, I'm not saying these ones, but some that I've seen are too right on the nose.

They're saying shit that, unless the Chinese, they're saying stuff that would get people on the right crazy upset and people on the left. But these, you know, they want the left to win over here, I'm guessing. I mean, the left's of Marxists, they're communists. But these are two on the nose Not these ones I'm going to show you But they're two on the nose I saw some where they're saying shit

It sounds like I don't know if the right is smart enough to do this I'm sure they do it too It sounds like some of these vocabularies written by somebody on the fucking right That would want to energize right voters And again

You wouldn't know And I know that's being done At some I'm not saying these are But here's some of the snap people upset that they have their fucking EBT cards, but whatever, shut off. I have had no food in my home for 10 days. And to everyone telling me to get a job and that this is my fault, no. This is your responsibility as a taxpayer to support me and my six babies.

This is your fault. My food stamps with... Oh. I forgot. No. Okay, that's not a good example what I was talking about. But what was interesting, though, is... There was a little icon that came up in that video that said SORA,

and Sora is an actual AI video creator. Oh, is that right? Good spot. See? I have great instincts. That was funny. Like this guy, I mean, this guy is sterile. And her saying, my six babies, that is too on the nose to make a conservative upset.

Do you see what I'm saying? This guy, I don't think you could invent a guy like this. Listen to this. guy. You need a translator. I think we have sub-cal. Listen to this guy. Watch this. I'm about to, yeah, it's about to be some bullshit. It by be some shit. I'm going to go on that bitch masked up, you know what, man. Mast up. Bracking every damn damn off the damn shelf, throwing that shit in a basket, walking clean up out of the. Well, I got me fucked up, buddy. By be Thanksgiving, you, you, everything? And Chris is coming up,

and y'all going to take away near EBT? Oh, nah, y'all got the game. Really fucked up. You got the game Fucked all the way up Unbelievable I looked him up English major Penn State Yeah What the fuck

Black y'all And I'm black y'all And I'm blacker than black And I'm black y'all And I understand Not just black people are on it And there are white Clips of white fat woman

Ups out of white fat woman upset too I get it I'm not gonna show them You don't fuck you You're not fair and balanced on the mainstream media. Why should I be? I'm just a little internet show. That's how I think, motherfuckers. So stay out of your way if you're at Whole Foods and this guy comes in and needs yams. They love their yams. So do I. Approximately 42 million Americans or one in eight people nationwide

receive Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. That's SNAP payments, formerly known as food stamps. The payments, which average $350 per month per household are deposited monthly on a debit card that can, and that's your money for, by the way, folks, that's your tax fucking money. Their debit cards that can be used on groceries and other foods at supermarkets and convenience stores. And don't forget titty bars because, yes, we've done stories where they were trying to use them in titty bar.

I saw a guy, a black guy stick his EBT card and a black strippers panties. instead of money. Yeah, right up the crack. Hey, this thing isn't working. She goes, it will, keep doing it. Keep doing it. It'll click when you hear the beep. But those benefits are set to be cut off

on November 1st after Democrats voted for the 13th consecutive time to keep the federal government closed to it. They really don't know what they're doing. The Senate, which needs 60 votes for the government funding measure to pass and then people go back to where, rejected the GOP back

bill with a 54 to 45 vote. Oh my God. They are digging a hole deeper than I can. Anyways, here's a video or something. Oh, it's another snap. What the fuck you mean?

Who ain't getting that goddamn food snaps to goddamn November? Because I'm getting my goddamn shit. I don't know about the rest of you motherfuckers, but I'm getting my shit because I'm going to tell you just like this on Jesus Lamar, motherfucking Christ. I will be at motherfucker. Pause.

Jesus Lamar? Jesus Lamar Christ? He's probably talking about Lamar Jackson because he is Christ. You ever seen him scramble? Oh my God. He probably walks on water

and throws a pass while he's doing it. Go back to my girlfriend. Field toes on and my motherfucking helmet and I dare a bitch try to stop me from walking out that

motherfucker stove and my girl's freak. See, this is what I'm talking about. And if it's not AI, to me, I'm giving black people the benefit of the doubt here. She's acting and she's overacting. I could be wrong. I know there are insane black people like this, like insane every color,

but she's over the top with this shit, right? Don't you think so? It feels very staged to me. I know you're going, what are you losing your touch, Nick? No, I'm telling you. Anyways, every time I see that, I'm thinking, Hey, where are the white women at? Oh, no.

Anyways, an announcement went on via text message last week to snap beneficiaries, them of the imminent pause in the program, prompting a flood of videos angrily denouncing the move. It's not another one, is it? Oh, thank God. I was getting, I was getting queasy. But you guys, on that one, doesn't she feel like she's doing angry black woman? Action. You know, a little over the top. Look. I don't know. We've seen real people. We know that aren't AI, act crazy, but I thought she was a little. Let's put it this way.

I saw her in S&L next week. I saw her next week. What are you fucking time traveling? Anyways, I saw her last week hosting. She was the musical guy. Last time I knew a musical guest that S&L had on, 1988. Let's lighten it up with a guy breaking his neck at a hockey game. Penguin's fan tries to fly.

As you know, penguins can't fly. A fan suffered life for. unless you kick him real hard. A fan suffered life-threatening injuries when he fell from the stands at a PPG Paints Arena. Great name. It used to be Veterans Memorial

Stadium. Right? And in Yankee Stadium. Now it's TD Bank and Debit fucking PPG paints arena during Monday night's game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the St. Louis Blues. the guy fell quite a little ways

not as good as there's some way you see him the saddest, I'm not even going to bring it up remember fucking Hamilton what was his first name? The baseball player for Texas Rangers had a drug problem great player.

Anyways, he went to toss a ball to a guy who was with his kid and the guy went to reach fell over and fucking died. Remember that one? A few years. ago. Can you fucking imagine? And that's when I swear to God he went back onto

drugs. Anyways, why did I bring it up? Because I like funny shit like that. Ugh. Anyways, this guy's at a penguins game. First of all, if you're in a penguins game, come on, you can't get better seats than this. Look at around 715 Monday night when a man fell from the 200 level

down to the 100 level. According to public safety, that man hit another person in the suite level on the way down. Pause. He hit, he landed on another guy. They said, he hit that guy refused to go to the hospital. Terrifying because he just tripped going down the steps. It's absolutely terrifying that any one of us could have happened had it happened to.

No, pause. I don't believe that. He didn't just trip and fall. There's a rail in there. He must have been shit-faced. Look, you couldn't. Let's say you trip on the fourth step. You're going to smash into the wall with your face.

Even if you trip on the last one, I can't explain it. If she said he was on acid and tried to fly, I'd believe it more than what she'd just say. It could happen to anyone. No, it couldn't, you silly bitch. No, it couldn't. I went to school. I graduated.

I know how to walk. I know how to navigate stairs. I'm not Joe fucking Biden. Anyways, the fall happened during the first. Is there more? The video? The fall happened during the first period on Monday, and play did not stop at any point

because we have our priorities in this country. There's a guy paralyzed in Section 1. I don't give a fucking. It's two to two with three minutes left. Get out there, Davis. Anyways, first responders were called to the arena at 715. Our thoughts and our parties come up with something different. Now I'm even starting to be bothered by it.

The left hates when you say that. There's got to be something else we can say. I'll tell you what you could say. Our thoughts and prayers are with the dumb fuck who did the flip over the balcony. There you go. And the family. Hopefully they're okay. They're okay?

Oh, the family too, yeah. It feels weird talking about hockey when something like that happens. Who said that? Penguin's captain, Sidney Crosby, who's only a couple points away from 1,700 for his career. You talk about a Hall of Famer? He said that after the game. The person struck by the falling man. There was a guy hit by a guy.

It was evaluated by first responders and declined to go to the hospital. In a statement, the penguin said in part that the organization and OVG management group which operates PPG at the CBS for the AOC. Jesus Christ. What is this, the military? Our closely monitoring the situation. Our concerns remain with the individual and our lawyers who said we might get fucked for this. And his family at this time.

A photo from the area on Monday showed about 10, 200-level seats roped off with yellow tape. I'm going to see this on the ID network. A pane of glass in the front of the section is also missing. Pittsburgh Public Safety said that the fall doesn't appear to be suspicious. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? I don't know. They say they don't think it's suspicious. Who were they playing?

Do we know? Anyways, because I saw her clip and it looked like a fly's, fan pushed the guy. Anyways, police are investigating the circumstances surrounding the fall. And I'll repeat again, it really couldn't happen to anybody. Stop with that horseshit. That's like when they see homeless people, hey man, it could happen to you? No, actually couldn't. I chose not to shoot heroin into my dick like a few of my friends. I knew it would have felt good, but I didn't. Finally tonight, watch is here. Get your watches here. The Godfather directed, this one gave me a heavy heart.

Francis Ford Coppola is selling up. Look at him. Would you ever know that's him? You guys remember Coppola, right? He had a black beard. Obviously, he's way older now, but he was a, as you get older, there's one thing and good about aging. You fucking start to rot like a pumpkin.

It just slides off you. Speak on a pumpkin. Have a great fucking Halloween. The Godfather director, Francis Fort Coppola is selling off several luxury watches. Can imagine you? watches are enough to sell off and keep you eating for another couple of years?

What the fuck? I get one that Chris Ross Rock and Grave. Yeah. I don't know. It's selling off, what an odd fucking pause that was. A fucking idiot. I'm just tired. I want to go home. Ford Coppola

is selling off several luxury watches from his personal collection, including one custom timepiece worth over a million dollars. Yeah, wear that into the hood on a Saturday night. Let's go to the titty bar in downtown Atlanta, see what happened. After losing most of his wealth financing his

decades-long passion project Megalopolis. Oh my God. I know three Martians that gave it 11 thumbs down. Get it? You're right. That coat is right off the rack. That poor guy.

That's a coat that would have fit him a few years ago. He's not kidding. He's like, look, I can't scene like this. Who am I, Cy Sims? Look at those watches, though. One of them, boy, to black people

like Blink, one of them already has a black guy's hand on it, stealing it. Oh my God. Dallas is like, should I write that one? I don't know. The 86-year-old Oscar-winning filmmaker reportedly invested. Listen to this, 120 million of his own fortune

into making the epic science fiction movie, which only grossed 14.3 million. See, this is, this shit, like I said, you could have told me Coppola was shooting this in my front yard. I wouldn't watch a fucking day filming. I hate this shit.

I fucking don't get it. I know a lot of people do. I don't get it. The world, as far as fiction, like reading, I read nonfiction. Why? Because the world is every bit of strange. I'm not going to take it anyways.

I'll sum it up for you very easily. fucking Star Wars sucks. All right, back to the show, which only gross $14.3 million at the worldwide box office after it was released in September 24. What is the video of Dallas? I don't even remember.

No, this Hollywood big shot is going to give you what you want. Too late. They start shooting in the week. I'm going to make them an offer. He can't refuse. There you go. Okay? You're all set, Francis Ford.

You go to your boy. Vito. Guys get cash. Look at Sonny in the background, ready to smack somebody. according to the New York Times, Coppola has also openly admitted that the movie left him

broke. Wow, it looks so different than all the other shit they're turning out. Now seven of Coppola's prize watches Jesus will be up for sale on December 6 and 7th at Phillips' auction house in New York. The auction will include Copel is one-of-a-kind watch the FPJorn FFC prototype,

which I left at the beach. God damn it, which is estimated to start at over $1 million and slated to headlined the sale. The timepiece was designed by Coppola himself. What the fuck? He's not to make watches. In collaboration with Master Watchmaker, François Paul Jeuner, over the course of eight years. The other six other luxury watches from Coppola's personal collection include a Mickey Mouse watch, Seattle Seahawks, F.P. Jean, To Protect Philippates, a Prairie, classic and an IWC Portugueseer.

Chronograph and a black pan minute repeater. I'm trying to do French. The movie featured, listen, I'll just tell you who was in the movie. It was a cast led by Adam Driver, Giancarlo Esposito, and Natale Emanuel, alongside Aubrey Plaza, Sheila Booth, John Voigt, Lawrence Fishburn, and some other husbands. Dustin Hoffman, Jason Schwartzman, Tyler Shire, Oh, she's still alive. Chloe Feynman, Grace Van Dwell, Catherine Hunt.

Yeah, I can see why that bombed. The city of New Rome must change causing conflict. This is the plot. Causing conflict between Caesar Catalina, a genius artist who seeks to leap into a utopian, idealistic future, and his opposition, Mayor Franklin Cicero, who remains committed to a regressive status quo.

This is just a left progressive versus conservative. dressed up as a fucking cypher perpetuating greed special interest in partisan warfare P.U, I'm glad it shit the bed Mr. Coppola. All due respect. It sounds horrible. Aside from bombing at the box office, Megalopoulos received a

divided reaction from critics. Some lot at Copeland for his ambitious and refusal to play it safe, but the praise was exceeded by criticism with a movie being called incoherent and self-indulgent. And there's my review.

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