The Nick DiPaolo Show - Speedway Leads Way With Stupidity | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1849

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about The Missing Mom, Speedway Pro Illegals, Walz Releases Murderer, Last Call, Billie's Grammy BS, Kid Rock Saves The Day and Wal-Mart Cheating! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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and you did one good thing today, right? I think I can stop saying that. Anyways, today I'll be talking about all kinds of horseshit. Do you like mayonnaise? I've got a story on that. And Pitbulls and why they should be next to babies. We'll be talking about, and this is a disturbing story. I'm not a big, you know, Good Morning America, whatever show.

I confuse them all. Fucking Good Morning, Jerk off, Housewives, and, you know. But one of the ladies, I think is it the today's show? Again, it doesn't matter. But Guthrie, her last name's Guthrie. As I know, she's missing her up a lip. That always bothered me. But nice lady, and this is horrible.

Her mother goes missing from the house. And we'll update on that. It's been, since I drove from my house here, it's been updated. It's kind of disturbing. Also, boycott Speedway gas stations until the parent company comes out and apologizes for not wanting to serve ice. some jerk off, of course, in Minneapolis. I don't even understand.

Here's where I'm getting disappointed with Trump. You're impeding a fucking law enforcement. Why isn't that guy in cuffs? Well, that would be a bad optics, too. Yeah, we already killed a couple people. By the way, that was good optics, in my opinion, for a town that doesn't believe in law and order. That's how I look at it.

I know I'm not related to him, and yeah, I fucking condolences, but anyhow, also, just, jerk off speaking of Minneapolis, Tim Walls still doing damage even after his political career. So he passed a law a few years ago that allowed some guy

who murdered his family with an axe to be released today. The guy did it 30-something years ago. But when you take out four people with an axe, yeah, I think you don't see the light of day. But that again, he's a Chinese chink-loving communist

cunt. B-b-b-b-b-b- What else? Billy's Grammy. I'm like, what happened to Grammy? Did Billy's Grammy get hurt? Did she get kidnapped to him? Billy Eilish takes a beaten

with her stupid virtue signaling at the Grammy Awards. We'll take a look at that. But some good news for the Super Bowl halftime show. As you know, my favorite artist, Bad Bunny's performing. And this has nothing to do with the... Well, I'm sure the NFL gave these people rights, Kid Rock and another country star are going to do their own fucking thing. About four country stars, which should be the main show at the Super Bowl,

because it's an American event. It's not a Puerto Rican gay tribute to Hispanic trannies or whatever the fuck the theme is. Yeah. And I told you, I predicted it because he was bragging bad bunny a few months ago. You better learn Spanish and I'm going to wear a dress. And I said, Godell would read that and reach out. Oh, he did.

But we'll see. It's yet to be seen. I hope he comes out and does this silly shit and gets hate mail. For me and my cousin Vinny. That's enough. Walmart's fucking people over two. Everybody's on the fucking rig. Some guy went outside of measuring.

Guy must have been a friggin' work at a deli or something. He had a good eye. He's like, that ain't four pounds of chicken. He started weighing the shit. That's where the future of journalism is at, by the way, folks. That's what journalists are supposed to be doing, uncovering shit like that, and putting Tim Walls on TV tonight.

How can you do that? That's journalism, not cheering them on for lying, cheating, and stealing. I'm so tired of talking about it. Tomorrow I'm going to do a whole hour on douching. It's called Fun with Fizz. Come in? Anyhow, what I do last night, anything?

thing. Oh, by the way, we're running a, Dallas is going, you're going somewhere, right? Dallas has a second job to do. And we're going to run on Thursday, since it's Super Bowl, and don't forget to edit the shit out. Since it's Super Bowl Sunday this weekend, we're going to run my Super Bowl chili, a rerun of the bitch and kitchen, because some people ask for it after, by the way. and I, you know, I don't have time to get back to people with a recipe when I'm laying on the couch, watching football for 11 hours, and try to play the first eight notes of fucking dream on.

Anyways, we're going to run that. It was a good one, too. And if you guys don't know what I'm talking about, it's chili with brisket, about four pounds of brisket. And it's good as it sounds. I got it off the Food Network years ago, and I used to fuck beer fucking desert. she had her shoes on when I did it. Anyway, she gave up the recipe. She liked to be choked.

Come on, you fuck. All righty then. A real quick note, I just saw it coming here, but maybe we'll get to it tomorrow. Oh, like the Dallas said, once the Clintons answered their subpoena about the Epstein files. So they were ignored, right? They ignored the subpoenas.

Is that what they did? Yeah, well, somebody called him, say, what do you think we're fucking around? So Bill and the douchebag A gun who will have to testify Or whatever to fuck So once that happens We'll go over that

And see if I pop up in that one With my I had a trist with Hillary And her fucking Her ankles That's right where I was going This must be getting predictable Dallas is calling out punchline

Like I'm a Anytime you hear me say Hillary Clinton ankles is coming I did it on Gutfeld's show When he first moved to He had, before he had the Every Night Show, he had a Saturday Night version. And I remember being on there with somebody

who was a serious political guy. And Gutfeld said something like, I mean, the only he was comparing Hillary Clinton to some other woman. And the only difference between the two and I go with the circumference of the ankle. And I think it was Mike Baker. It was some political guy

who fucking laughed his balls off. Last time I was seen on the show. Anyways, I'm trying to think what else I did yesterday. What the fuck? Walked around on my new coat. Nobody noticed it. Drove around. I opened the sunroof.

I stood up. Staring with my foot. Nobody found out. Ah, for the love of Christ, I got nothing. Such a boring life. Slept about three hours of last night. So that was good. I'm not tired when it's time to go to sleep.

when you get the quality sleep, REM sleep. Because I've been making a living since I was 25 in the evenings. And it sort of set my clock to a different, so stick your fucking Arcadian rhythm up your ass, sacadian. Arcadian. Arcadian. Arcadian. Your Arcadian rhythms when you're playing pinball for like 11 hours

and your heart starts pounding because you're... Arcadian right here, great front of mine from the... Ah, motherfucker. I gotta go to a You know what? A massage. I don't want to go to the one my wife goes to it. It's like some old Chinese guy doing this shit.

I want like a Cherokee broad like 20s. Bikini. Hit me with fucking hot rocks and shit. You know what I'm saying? Let's get to it, I guess. Enough bullshit. Mom missing might be murder. This is, I had to report on this.

So as you know, you might not know. Savannah Guthrie, that's her name. I couldn't remember. we live in Savannah. Garden City got what was there? Anyways, Savannah got three. She's on those morning shows. She's been on for years.

She's a professional and, you know, probably a live, but that's got nothing to do it. Her 84-year-old mother went missing a few days ago, out of the blue, home in Arizona. First, they're like, they didn't know. Everybody goes, she might have wandered away, but she doesn't have dementia or anything. But she's not healthy.

She's 84. She's not healthy. Anyway, so the cops and sheriffs come, and as soon as they get in the house, they go, no, this is a crime scene. And they've been letting a little out at a time. So then it was a crime scene a couple days. They're like, no, she was probably kidnapped. Now they found blood yesterday. And right before I came on the air, new headline in the post, she has one of those Apple watches that sinks up with a pacemaker.

And it tells you, right, what the pacemaker is? Well, the pacemaker is off. I don't want to be Debbie Doughty here, but, you know, I don't know. That could be any of our mothers, not mine, mine's up, but we put her up in a fucking nursing home, 18th floor, right into the smoking lounge. But seriously, can imagine you're frigging 84-year-old mother? And they said, you know, crabs on my neck. Yeah, she doesn't have dementia and stuff. She's pretty, but who, how and why?

Why? That one makes no sense to me. I'm guessing it was Matt Lauer. Probably was a beef that went back to him. An angry L. Roker. I got the wrong show, probably. Blood was found in the home of today. Co-host Savannah Guthrie's missing 84-year-old mom, law enforcement said, with local sheriff confirming that authorities feel a possible kidnapping or abduction.

Now, this is a couple days ago, so I just updated you. But here's the sheriff talking about it yesterday. According to authorities, a relative made a 911 call around noon on February 1st to report Nancy Guthrie was missing after she failed to show up for a church service. She was last seen returning from dinner at her home in Catalina Footills. When an old person goes missing, I came up with a good idea, you should put her picture of her on the back of a bottle of insure. I'm on fire, on it today? It's funny when I feel like doing the show how I can be entertaining. Richie, you go home now.

Tony, send them out here and give me my fucking money. Go ahead, I'm sorry. North of Tucson at around 9.30 p.m. on January 31st, authority said, authority said, I say this calls for action and now. Law enforcement sources told the L.A. Times that the blood was found alongside signs of forced entry. Now, when they said that, I'm like, did I mean rape or in the front door? Oh my God, Nick.

you're really fucking cooking with Earl. Well, look where the house is the middle of a fucking desert. I bet you it was a couple coyotes. And I don't mean the Mexican ones. I mean the real ones. Alongside four century into the house in Catalina Hills, Arizona. It was not immediately confirmed whose blood it was. Well, gee.

The fuck. Nancy, I'm ruling out JFKs. Nancy Guthrie, whom Savannah calls her best friend. Well, there's your first mistake. That makes her not a good mom. He's supposed to be her mother. Sorry. A little levity to break the tension.

It is. It's sad, man. First of all, my mother probably, my mother has like the same haircut. I was reported missing Sunday. I was after returning from dinner the night before. Maybe it's a disgruntled waiter. She's stiffed him or something. Police also announced a $2,500 reward while asking, wow, that's a lot.

Jesus. That's kind of an insult, isn't it? Hey, we'll give you a birth certificate. We'll give you a gift certificate for $14. If you can find my mom. Well, asking for images, videos, or details that led to the alleged abductors. You know the problem here. There's no houses with cameras around.

Unless, you know, a couple of cactuses. They have ringbell. Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos appealed directly to anyone involved. Duh. Hey guys, come on. Bring her back. Just call us. Let her go. Just call us. The family will tell you there's no questions asked here. You're going to let me go if I bring her in?

He told NBC News, we don't need another bad, tragic ending. DNA evidence found at the home is being combed over. Ever trying to comb DNA? It's fucking brutal. Nancy Guthrie left her car and cell phone at the scene. She didn't leave them. You know what I mean? Did she go to the criminal?

Before you cut my head off, I'm putting this over here. Should I take the Tupperware? No. According to investigators who hope data from the phone might help point to when she was snatched. That word, I don't know either. I'd find a different one there. That's just because I'm filthy. Nancy was reported missing at noon Sunday after failing to show up for a church service.

So once again, God really looking after the people that believe in them. I'm sorry, folks. She cannot walk more than 50 yards on her owned. Owned? Why did I say owned? On her own. Well, neither can I. Am I going to get kidnapped tonight?

And is reliant on life-saving medication, according to cops. Is Ozempic really life-saving? Come on. Let me guess. Sky Rizzi? That was a girl I fucked it from New Jersey. Sky Rizzie. Scriber.

Sky Rizzie. The hunt is a race against time because the missing woman needs medication, lack of which for 24 hours could prove fatal. Well, let me tell you, that update today about the pacemaker and the watch, ee, aye, caramba. Latest, oh, here's a Dallas update, but I just told you. Yeah, the pacemaker, Apple, stop sinking with her Apple, decides pre-da-on-side. The devices were found still in the home when authorities arrived.

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Darren, I gave you your own plug. All righty kid. Take it easy. Let's move on to some other horseshit it. Boycott Speedway gas stations now. I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. I don't understand, and I'm not hearing this question enough,

I'm saying it every day. I'm not seeing the Trump administration. I'm not seeing anybody on TV every day holding up the pictures of the people that they, the rapist and all the illegals that they're catching. Do you know that ICE, I found this out by watching TV, has found 145,000 like children, migrant children, as the Dems and everybody else badmoused them? And they've saved, I don't know how many.

Why isn't that every day? Do you understand? We know the left controls the media. They got 19 channels to every Fox News. So that means you've got to get out, you've got to be super on the internet everywhere. Holding up the pictures, this guy raped and killed Lincoln Riley. This guy, and there's a ton of them. There's a ton of them.

This is who we're trying to get off the street. So why are you mad enough? You have to talk to the public like they're fucking retarded. And you've got to say it over and over. That's what the left does. They say shit over and over day after day, year after year, until it becomes the truth. The only difference is their side, the people who vote like they think are retarded. So you only have to do it for a week and they buy it.

Just go to any of those jerkoffs protesting and going, so you want this guy in your neighborhood, this guy that killed a, this guy that fucked an eight-year-old girl. You want him wandering around. Do I have it right? I want to see that type of direct confrontation. I want Trump to have a, maybe he'll do it. Isn't the, you know what, state of the union coming up? Isn't that in January or February?

I said January. I already passed that. But do you get what I'm saying? Because they're losing. They're losing the PR war on this, I think. Hopefully people are the right. Hopefully we're energized forever since his big win. But it doesn't look that way because there's some district in Texas that they got

crushed it a couple days ago. I think it was a special runoff, one of those special election. They get crushed in a county that Trump won by 17 points. So do something a little more. I'm not saying, you know, there's a long time before the midterms. But anyways, yeah, so if you see a Speedway gas station,

a string of recent incidents in which ICE agents and Department of Homeland Security leadership have been refused service. See, so discrimination is legal. No. They refused service at corporate gas stations and hotel chains. We already did the hotel chain.

At least Hilton came out and said, Hilton fucking disowned the franchises that did it. They did the right thing. I don't see Speedway yet. Raise questions about whether private businesses can lawfully deny service to federal law enforcement officers. When did that become debatable?

that's my question maybe I don't know I understand I had Alan Dershowitz on here and we talked about I said why do corporations and I get it their rules trump can trump the constitute remember I said that I go you're going to tell me private businesses their own fucking rules can trump the constant and he goes yeah remember and I said you jude you motherfucker he was great remember um anyhow When is that a debate? Because you're not just not serving them or whatever. You're impeding law enforcement. They have to be there.

They have to eat. They have to sleep. I think I as a lawyer could win that one. The incidents, including ICE agents who were turned away from hotels and border patrol command of being denied service at a gas station, have prompted debate over whether such refuses amount to lawful private discretion or illegal discrimination against federal law. enforcement carrying out official duties and the fucking story. Right? Aye, aye, aye. And again,

if you convince the idiot to approach, and again, those are mostly professionals. That's why I'm getting more excited than I should. Most of those are organized professionals. That's coming out. And was it Trump that said yesterday? Don't worry. It wasn't Trump. It was one of his lawyers saying that, you know what, justice is coming as far as the people had sponsored this shit. And I believe them. Some shit takes it. while. The most recent flashpoint unfolded at a Speedway gas station where video captured by conservative activist Cam Higby showed U.S. Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino being followed out of the store by a man identifying himself as a manager. Where was this?

Where did it happen? Not Minneapolis because he could transfer it, right? But Vino himself was silent on the matter when asked by Higby among the crowd outside Speedway. When Higby, when Higby asked the man why he refused Pavino's service, the guy that worked at the gas, he replied, because I don't want, because I wanted to refuse him. I don't support ICE and nobody here does. Oh, okay, you speaking for everybody? Number one, you fucking blow hard.

Take a big step back and literally, fuck your own face! The man remained silent when asked if he thought it was legal to deny services to federal agents based on their role, while the employee could be heard saying, if it's illegal, personally, I don't care. Well, there it is.

At least he's honest. At least he's honest. He doesn't believe in law and order. And neither do the cock suckers who are out there. They're not even, some of them, I bet, don't even agree with it. They're just so lazy, they get paid. They need the fucking $40, Soros is going to throw them. Whatever.

Anyways. Fox News Digital reach out to Speedway and its parent company. 7-11. So you might want to think twice about going in there today until we remedy the situation. They asked them for response. An employer who picked up the phone said, Hello, how are you? You have no opening today. Why not? But why or not? Do you get this slushy special? Come down. We get a slim gym. An employee who picked up the corporate phone line said he would forward this reporter's message

to the proper department. And if I'm there, a guy, I'd go, what department's at? What do you put me through that department right now? I learned that from my wife, beating up people on the phone. But no comment was returned. That's because they don't speak English. It gets some guy from New Delhi who smells like a fucking grill cheese. It's been in the dumpster for four hours. And he's from New Delhi.

I already said that. Well, shut up. That makes him a New Delhi sandwich. That's how to dig a hole. Mmm, coffee. I want to get these teeth bright brown. Match my tie. Oh, my two gifts that I asked for, it's funny because I'm the breadwinner, so I'm buying myself gifts.

You know how that works. I do that bit at Christmas time. I'm like, you know, I bring in most of the money. Believe me, she fucking saves me as much as I bring in and she knows what to do with it. So it's, you know, I'm not ruling my wife. I'm just saying I bring in nine out of $10. So when I buy a Christmas gift, it's me giving myself a gift. Then I thought, you know, my wife, what do I tell you?

not to get anything too big, get it out of here. What the fuck out? I don't give a fuck. Take it back. Where you got to get it out of it. Waltz. Tim Walts. Is there a T in there or no? I keep putting one, then I don't. It's just stupid. Well, listen, he sets axe killer free.

The brutal murder of a family by a teenager in 1988. Where was that in 88? I was just starting stand-up. Yeah. to his being sentenced. That seems like lifetimes ago. To die in prison, but new democratic policies have led to the murderer being sent free.

Again, let's stop treating that party as a political party and break it up. And they're threatening us. Oh, once we get in pack, we're coming for you. Bring it on, motherfuckers. Because the right after Trump, we're not budging anymore. You might have been able to come out. Now you're dead meat.

You know, I mean, there's nowhere else to go. After Trump's gone, and if they get it off, there's nowhere else to go. You think we're going to go back to pronouns and all that fucking shit? And DEI and all that shit, try it. Then you'll see a civil fucking war. By the way, I know all the presidents from Washington right up to fucking Trump. In order. I get flashcards.

Like a fucking retarded kid. You know how I can't sleep? That's what I was doing last night. It's in bed instead of counting sheep, I'm counting presidents. David Francis Brom, now 54 years old, used an axe to kill his 41-year-old mother, his 41-year-old father, 13-year-old sister, and 11-year-old brother. When did he do that when he was 16 years old? See the hair in his head?

I say he's biracial. That's just a call I'm making, folks. That ain't white hair. When I say white, I mean the color, I mean white people's hair. he looks like the thing when your dad used to fucking shave the shaving cream brush looks like a fucking Muppet

why here's I gotta say this again you know my again as far as justice goes yeah the Middle East they're a little ridiculous 10 minutes later they'll cut your foot off they thought you stole a snake or some shit

which is crazy over here over here they'll give you fucking a house it's funny We have to find a medium between hanging a fag from a crane. After you see him first time dressed up like Judy Garland.

And, you know, there's got to be a middle because 30-something year. You know what I mean? He slaughtered his family with an axe. Would anybody have the trial? Let's just say it takes four years and he's guilty. Would anybody have a problem with killing him immediately? I know there's still the death penalty in some states, but that's too easy. The prison's a fucking nightmare.

That's the only reason I'm against a death penalty. But there's got to be something better when you torture him slowly. I was going to say the family gets five minutes from them. They're gone. You know, trying to hit him with no arm. Yeah, so he slotted his dad, brother,

or sister, mother. I think I brought you fucking next. That was audio from the actual true story. Here's some video for you. Qie released this. Four. The most accomplished album.

I think their undisputed masterpieces, hip to be square. A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics, but they should. Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul! Ah! It's the only time I've liked that song. That's what he did to his family, basically.

Picture that. And he's out now, after 36 year, whatever. He's out now. Thanks to Tim Walves. That's him there. I go to Dallas put this up. I go, who's the guy on the right? And I forgot it.

It was like 36 years ago. He looks even more dangerous now. He turned Russian. Although Brahm was given three consecutive life sentences in 89, he's been paroled after serving only 36 years. Republican Minnesota House Speaker Lisa Demuth excoriated Democrats. Again, once again, it's always the Democrat.

You people are fucking ill for passing legislation in 2023 that led to Brahms early release. the law signed by a Democratic governor, Tim, I'm a big girl, Walls, eased sentences for those convicted of crimes committed while they were minors. He's always favoring minors, whether it's the law or a boy in his bedroom.

You know what I'm saying? You jazz hand, fag. The parole of a convicted murderer who committed a crime so brutal that he received three consecutive life sentences as punishment is absolutely unacceptable and it is the direct result of a law

passed by Democrats and signed by Governor Waltz. When? Way back in the day? No, 2023. What a fucking, we dodged a bullet. Can you imagine Kamala and him and picture that? He'd be banging on this door

or he'd send somebody. The early release of violent offenders makes our communities less safe. Well, thanks, clarinet. And insults the memory of their victims. That's the other one. That's the one that bothers me. Imagine that's your

relatives of family. Well then that's when you take the law into your own hands and you're like, well, you're talking a big game. Well, I'm 63. And I got no kids. I'm going to leave them a couple of

CDs that went platinum. One one styrofoam. And a couple of Nick DePaulo, Nick a T-shirts. That'll be in there. But if anybody did anything like that to my sisters, brothers. Wouldn't you go nuts, Dallas? I mean, I don't know.

I sometimes, I guess you've got to be at the right age. If you're 25 and you're doing it, then you're going to rot in jail. And a lot of people are married. They still get kids, so you're going to think of them too. But there's a lot that don't. Take the law at you. Find the gun. It's very easy.

I'm watching on TV. Some crimes are so horrific that real accountability serving the entire sentence should be the only option. You think early release after four brutal murders is not justice? It's not good sex either, early release. The Minnesota supervised release board voted five to one to grant him parole. Let's find them and kill their families. Who's with me?

I'm just teasing. We can't do that. Five to one to grant him parole on Tuesday. But he has been on work release since last year. I wonder where he's working. I'm guessing Speedway. Police said they found the bodies at the Rochester home with gashes to their heads and upper bodies, and they found a bloody axe in the basement of the home.

Well, at least there was no evidence. They initially believed David Brom had been abducted before learning from a witness that he had confessed to killing his family over an argument with his father. Let me ask you, Mr. Brom. So the fight in argument was with your dad. Why did you kill everybody else? Just wondering. Not that even killing your dad is right,

but I'm just saying, why did you take out? Oh, that's right. You're mentally ill. And now walk in the streets. I heard he's the head chef at Pander Express in Minneapolis. I went to a Chinese restaurant here in Georgia. Do not do that. I knew it wasn't authentic Chinese.

because the waiter had the corner of his eyes pulled back with duct tape. Ooh, I just got lightheaded. I might have a ticker problem. I stand up. No, I get all fucked up. Let's move on to the story you didn't get to yesterday, but it's kind of heartwarming, and there are some good people left in the world. Last call.

A long-time friendship led one man to make a one-day 14,000-mile journey to say goodbye to his dying pal, and it wasn't Bill Clinton. Flying to Epstein. That was a few. what do they anyways uh bob walker traveled from jacarta indonesia to arboreoth scotland and back again that's 14 large

and if lee priest my friend's watching he go what the fuck i did that like twice already this month just to spend a few hours with his friend peter gould and it wasn't a gay thing either from what i understand 82 years old who was diagnosed with terminal cancer in December.

The two men have been friends for more than 40 years, first meeting while working as aircraft engineers. In fucking Papua, New Guinea. Don't bring the guineas into it. Despite living in different countries for much of their lives, they stayed in close contact over the years. The two later crossed paths, again in the UK, where they both worked at Manchester Airport.

One airport I bento in England. Right after 9-11, I had to fly off. Three weeks after 9-11, I had to go over there to do a comedy fest. Patrice was supposed to come with me. He goes, I didn't get no fucking plan. By myself. I didn't do good over there either. Anyways, both worked up Manchester Airport, and their families grew close.

There's not many opportunities where you can actually say goodbye to people. So I really wanted to make the journey, Walker said. On January 16th, the friends that sat together in Gould's hometown, sharing cans of their favorite beer and reminiscing about their years working, traveling, and raising families and getting drunk and beating up whores. Gould said he was deeply moved by the gesture.

Walker said he better be. What the fuck I flew 14,000 miles of cock, sucker? What's the matter with you? Jew brought. She might all over the fuck of like, I do favors for you, Henry. Walker said he made a special effort to bring along South Pacific a logger.

I'm going to order some of that, and tribute to my friend. A beer, the pair used to drink together years ago while working overseas. He reached out to a contact who happened to have a few cans left. The person was moved by the story and offered to donate the beers. Would he be a dick if he said, no, Walker returned to Indonesia the following day because he goes, the guy got on my nerves. I forgot what a loud mouth he was. He said the distance and travel time were insignificant compared to the time.

chance to be there in person and then surprisingly surprisingly he said this about the guy dying i genuinely don't think there's anything that came by keeping him around that was uncalledful i hope you people like the soprados as much as i do because i got a lot of them references let's move on to emily's post i saw this girl and i go where do i know her face from it she's been on gut fell a few times and it made sense because she's a righty. First of all, who watches the Grammys anymore? I always confuse it with the Emmys. Emily Post, Emily's Post.

Lefty Popper, Billy Elish. She looks like she's, first of all, Adam's family? Is that her? No, what's the girl's name? What is it? See, I was going with Thursday. That's how I know I'm old.

I was going to, Thursday? I sound like the, Michael Collione's wife, Sunday, Thursday, Saturday. Lefty pop star, Billy Elish is facing calls to hand over her ritzie Los Angeles digs to a Native American tribe or a legal immigrant after she declared no one is illegal on stolen land at the 68. How can, oh boy. A lot of these people, their agents go, don't say any stupid shit. But, you know, at the 68th annual Grammy Awards ceremony. The Wildflower singer, here we go, Dallas.

Like we're all, like we all have her catalog and we worship the fucking music sheet. The wildflowers, I'm like, who was that? Pesci sang in the 60s. 24 years old. Wow, she's been famous a long time, though. She's only 24 still. Is being accused of virtue signaling.

Well, that's what the whole show's about. For the anti-ice remarks she made while accepting the award for Song of the Year on Sunday night. Let's listen to the young girl pretty much I forgot. The guy that died?

The beer drinking guy? This buds for you. Anyways, this is her at the Grammy's making an ass of herself. As grateful as I feel, I honestly don't feel like I need to say anything,

but no one is illegal on stolen land. It's really hard to know what to say and what to do right now. And I just, I feel really hopeful in this room. And I feel like we just need to keep fighting and speaking up and protesting. And our voices really do matter and the people matter. And just f*** is all I want to say.

Sorry. You fucking hypocrite. It's a parody now. Aren't they even a little self-aware how stupid they look applauding each other? Not one of those jerkoffs in the audience, out of those thousands of people. They would never ever go. out and face ice face to face. They live in gated fucking houses

up on hills and not even close to the real world. Then you get in front of a bunch of people who think just like you do. That takes a lot of courage. Again, she's 24. I'm going to give her a little bit of a break. But she's been in the limelight long enough. And they do that

because you have to in Hollywood. It's like your fucking bat signal. I'm with you, idiots. But they are the last people who should be talked. like that. Hmm. So somebody said in line, what about

if we all showed up to her mansion and said, we are going to live there now? It's stolen land, right? She doesn't own it. People do that now. They squat. Meanwhile, she's chilling in her Hollywood Hills fortress with armed guards. And I heard

she spends a million dollars a year on security. Mansion, by the way, on stolen land, right? If you want to believe all that, bullshit, in a mode of privilege. If the land so stolen, sis, hand over the keys to the nearest tribe or migrant family, wrote political commentator and YouTube of Brandon Tatum. The woman is a blithering idiot.

Of course, if she really means it, then she'll happily hand over her multi-million million-dollar pal-malibou Palm Beachfront Home to illegal immigrants. British journalist Julie Hartley Brewer wrote on X, which she won't because it's all just silly cele postura. It's all performing its art. Even the fucking people that are in ISIS's face. We all know that now. Then somebody spoke out,

maybe this isn't the Indian guy, I guess, but this is, oh, this is, yeah, this is Utah, Senator Lee. Any white person who does a public stolen land acknowledgement should immediately give his or her land to Native Americans. Otherwise, they don't mean it. Well, yeah, that's what the left does. They talk a great game until the rubber hits the road. And then they have to have Trump as the adults come in and clean it up.

Hollywood has become a bunch of kids. It's at the fucking Thanksgiving children's table. That's all that is. The adults are over here. They get out of hands. You fucking yell at them. They ignore you. A conservative influencer went viral at the Grammys after she filmed her live reaction

to Billy Elish's inflammatory fuck ice declaration during the Sunday nights. award ceremony. Emily Austin, who I've seen on Gutfeld a few times, not on him on the show. That's a good one, Nick. Shut up. A podcast of social media personality and sports journalists, what? filmed her reaction to Irish's acceptance speech at the crypto.com arena in L.A. as the bad guy singer. Oh, another song I have to look up. The bad guy singer. How about the 30 fucking Anyways, she went on her anti-ice tirade, and this girl, Emily Austin, recorded herself reacting to it. Our voices really do matter. People matter.

And fuck ice is always. I love her. I'm so edgy. It's a fuck ice. That's what I'm like. That's what I'm like. Who's the broad next to her that looks just like her? is that her mom maybe

they can't be twins because the one on the right looks a little older confusing Dallas dig up that way you I'm kidding the clip quickly went viral online notching up more than 17 million views hers did

that's how you know we still have sway 17 million views by Monday morning with many commenters applauding her meaning Emily Austin shouting FI's from a state costs nothing, solves nothing, and ignores the reality that immigration enforcement is mandated by law, not vibes. Another route. And I love that DeSantis came out and he goes, oh, still talking about that stolen land crap, something like that. That's what he said. And that's balzy for a guy who's in

Florida. I fucking love DeSantis. We got a deep bench. I'll say it again. And again, if we ever lost the next presidential elected, that's it. Globs are off, and I think they'll be flame throws. As you know, I've reported on, and the big weekend is here, by the way, basically, a few days away. Boy, that one, I was bitching. It's like, wait two weeks for the Super Bowl. I mean, tomorrow's Wednesday. We're halfway there.

And by the way, just a few people have busting my busting. Who's busting my borg? I don't, do you understand? And I'm just saying this because I've been around forever. Maybe young kids feel differently. Of course, I want the patch to win. we're saturated in rings, man. This is bonus, right?

They lost, I mean, they won four games last year, total. Counting the playoffs this year, they've won 18, I think. Do you understand that? That's in fucking, nobody saw that coming. This is bonus. This is icing on the cake. And Seattle's good, man. Seattle's a good team.

So we'll see. But I'm just saying, I'm not going to be that upset. I'm going to have that chili on my lap and that Japanese blowup doll I got for Christmas. and I'm telling you. Let me tell you something. I'm just saying it would be a bonus. And I'm not counting the most. I think Vables got them buying into some shit

that Belichick did. Some people call it Coke. Wack, did you see that they snubbed Robert Kraft, too? Anything rich white guys do, and they do it very well. That's the problem.

the left, i.e. the media, i.e. sports writers. I have a problem with it. Anyhow. So, as I mentioned, the halftime show, we did a story a couple days, bad bunny. The guy's terrific. I like his old stuff. 2004, spring of. Anyways, you know, he's picked by Jay-Z, I think. Jay-Z decides who.

That's fucking great, in it? when he's asked Bin Laden's son Anyways Kid Rock to the rescue what does that mean Turning Point USA has announced that was the late great Charlie Kirk's still is that Kid Rock and country star

Lee Bryce how many country stars are there can I ask you that I can't keep fucking track of them I see my sister sometime chatting with my other and they get mentioning these people Lee Bryce and I'm sure he's a trillionaire and I'm sitting there who the fuck's here

will headline it's all-American halftime show what are they implying that the other one isn't yeah exactly see super bowl used to be an all-American event this is still America regardless of it's made up of a fucking bunch of shitty ethnicities and it's not working it's not a melting pot it's a salad bowl with dog shit m&Ms and lemon rinds in it right that though yeah and tofu that's right tofu. Don't put that part of it. All-American halftime show, which will air live during Super Bowl 60. I guess L is 50 plus 10. Is that how it works? L is 50. This coming weekend.

So, yeah, so you're going to have a choice. It's not going to be, you know, if you're watching, what's it on Fox? Whatever the Super Bowl game's on, obviously you'll get bad money. but you can, I'll tell you where you can check out these Kid Rock, I hope he shoots up remember he shot the Bud Light cans he should do something like that

what could he do? Speedway. Get a bunch of a thousand cups of coffee from Speedway and just, have little kids doing it. Make some name for yourself. Wouldn't that be right? That's fucking beautiful. along with Kid Rock and Lee Bryce the show will also feature

Kara Top and Amy Schumer no will feature performances by Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett Oh that's one person Right

Brantley? Gilbert Oh the Ann the and is separate from Gilbert I thought that was the whole name Gilbert and. Brantley, Gilbert, and

Gabby Barrett. The All-American halftime show is an opportunity for all Americans to enjoy a halftime show with no agenda other than to celebrate faith, family, freedom, gambling, booze, hookers, whore, titties.

Turning Point USA spokesman, Andrew Colvette, said in the state, we set out to provide an entertainment option. That will be fun, excellent, and exciting for the entire family. while millions are gathered together for the... Let's make this a holiday, please. I bet you Trump should do that before he leaves.

Make it a holiday. Nobody goes to work the next day. We need another holiday. You have it happen in about five minutes. This exclusive halftime performance can be streamed on Turning Point USA social media channels, including YouTube X and Rumble.

Rumble. Right here, folks. In addition to social media. social media, the program will air on partner platforms, including Daily Wire Plus, Real America's voice, TBN, charge. That's a network, charge? The national news desk, ntd.com, and OAN News. Turning Point USA said that in a statement.

Thanks. Why do you always put that at the end, everybody? We know, I'm reading the statement, you dumb fucking yeast infection. or you can watch the NFL's choice for halftime entertainment this bitch that's him by the way playing both parts there you go it's bad bunny he took back the statement that he's coming out in a dress but who knows let me explain something to giddell i know it's a woke league and all that fucking horseshit do you know who founded the league by the way rich white guys just like the country not even rich there were car dealership owners they weren't that rich some of them were and you know

how do you got the NFL to be this big majority white guys and their kids and their kids after their kids and their kids? See, we outnumber everybody still. I know you think we're fucking, you know, ooh, next week will be a minority. There's nothing fucking all-American about a Puerto Rican guy

who said you better learn English for my halftime show. Yeah, I mean, Spanish. That fucking, yeah. You can correct me on that one. Spanish. if you have to learn English. It's been a long morning.

The baby was up at six. I'm talking about the raccoon under the house, eating our fucking duck work. We can hear the fucking rats or whatever under there. They sound like they're in the kitchen cabinet looking for a pan. It's fucking insane. Andy goes nuts.

I go, they got to stay warm. Come on. What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? But bad bunny. Ah, the homosexuals. Finally tonight on your sister's toes have heroin marks

in between them. Finger on the scale. This is great. Some more of, um, we call Man on the Street journalism. A Tennessee man is accusing Walmart, and let's not shit on Walmart too much, because we all go to Walmart, folks. I'll tell you who goes a lot.

People who murder somebody in the middle of the night. That ID network, it should be by Walmart. Please remind me to write this bit. I got to write this bit out. I've never seen anything like it. You could watch 20-20-Hoodnits on the ID network.

18 of them are going to have the guy or a woman who kills somebody at Walmart buying a shovel at three of them. It's fucking hilarious. A Tennessee man's accusing Walmart of putting its thumb on the scale after noticing that the retailer's meats weighed much less than advertised. This guy's fucking great This is it We caught him in action

It's a Walmart Oh, what the fuck are you doing? Something ain't right Fucking eh, I just saw you putting your finger on the scale Oh, I didn't You pull that shit with the old ladies Not with me, you fucking hummed I didn't put my finger in the scale

I don't believe this shit Where you going? Wrap that up But I gotta wait You got a what? You gotta rob me? Oh, the guineas Honest, at least we're anti-Tatning when would be

being criminals. I should have got that role, by the way. Anyways, J.K., just kidding, folks. Here's the real guy from Tennessee. J.K. I'm like Biden. J.K., I mean, just kidding. Here's the real guy from Tennessee who accuses Walmart of ripping people off by you.

Check it out. Walmart. That don't weigh no 4.66 miles. We'll use the scale. He's excited. two two point three seven pounds you fucking

people straight ripping people off I'm going through every single one of these fucking scam that's the reaction I stumbled across that

that was TikTok last night um and I've watched it about 11 times I laugh at the silliest shit now for a comedian but fucking guys

trying to fix shit and it breaks and they fucking lose their minds some guy was trying to pull a fucking he's got a Dallas, he's got a refrigerator on a dolly

and he's trying to pull it up the porch steps and he gets like to the third the second one from the top and it falls the other he just turns around he didn't even get mad just fucking you can hear his wife laughing but then there's an old guy up on he's putting a he's got

a nail gun and I don't know he fucking missed or he goes motherfucker this is like a grown man almost crying uh anyways that's the shit that cracks me up unless I'm doing it Then it ain't funny to nobody.

But how about Walmart? I don't want to get him in trouble, but you can't be doing that. They're straight up ripping people off, declared that patron. You know who he is? Jimmy Rigg, as in Rigged. Boy, life is weird, right?

Like Rodney King. We had Officer Coons. You can't make this shit up. It is reportedly illegal for a store to purvey products with inaccurate weights. In light of the gross discrepancy, the Tennessean vowed to go through every single one of the protein packages

on display in an effort to air the fucking scammer's dirty laundry. Don't you ever try to fuck me? In a follow-up clip, Rig weighs a little bitty packet of Kentucky legend ham. That was billed at 5.34 pounds, only discovered that it's actually clocked in at 2.25 pounds. they were trying to get someone for 20 pay 26 bucks for this adding that he was glad Walmart had scales so they could hold them accountable for the so-called ham scam Walmart reps claimed an error was made on Kentucky Legends part yeah no exactly as they had printed labels that didn't accurately reflect the price's true weight yeah what about the chicken well that was Frank Badoe's fault yeah spread the blame all over the They referred to a statement from Kentucky legend. Who is a Kentucky legend? I'm trying to think of somebody famous.

That claimed that there were weight discrepancies with one quarter of Kentucky Prong Sugar, sugar ham and Walmart in Commerce City, Georgia. Our investigation confirmed that this error was isolated to a five-minute window on a single production date, they claimed. As a result, we've reinforced our processes and safeguards to ensure accurate pricing going forward. Now you get caught cheating, you motherfuckers. Meanwhile, a Walmart spokesperson told a post that any impacted product was removed from Walmart shelves last week. Remember what was it?

Was it COVID? When did they start making, putting less chips in the, no, that wasn't COVID. Or was it? Yeah, the supply lines were backed up and I forget it. I'm sorry, brought it up. However, Rig claimed in another video that he did meet reconnaissance in three different Walmarts and found other mislabeled packages in just minutes. In one, Rig is seen weighing multiple wrongfully priced items in quick succession, claiming that he found a couple of hundred dollars worth of overpriced meat in 60 seconds.

They used to accuse me to be an overpriced meat. I was a jigolo in college. It's a true story, everybody. fed up with Walmart's alleged culinary catfishing, the content creator decided to report this. Here we go, Vellas. Apocalyptic. Inconsistency to management, towing a cart full of mislabeled meats to a showstaffer. She refused him.

She refers him to a supervisor who insists they don't weigh them. They don't weigh them there as they have no method of reweighing them. A claim rig allegedly disproved in a follow-up video showing a scale at one of the retailers out. outlets. You go fuck yourself, Convick! That's what I meant. Wow.

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