The Nick DiPaolo Show - Squaw Squashed | Nick Di Paolo Show #311

Episode Date: March 5, 2020

Warren drops out. Pandemic panic to peter out. Schumer shouts, but says nothing.

🎵 Oh yeah. Yeah. Welcome to the show. Final day of the week. Another Thursday. Another week in the books. How are you folks? By the way, our boy Jason Berkelbeck is sitting in as Raz,

is taking some business courses and whatnot. And Jason helped us get the show off the ground when I started it in my house. Showed up, you know, just a happy-go-lucky kid, no experience. Learned it all in about a week because he's German. You know how they are. And since then, he's the manager at Arby's. Right up the street, he's doing, no, can't he can do anything thank you jason for coming in brother thanks for having me tell uh tell ryan to go fuck himself if he's talked to him anyways we'll do mr depaulo no one could be as nasty as as you pretend to be

unless they they really wanted to be disliked you know somebody's got me figured out how about that cold opening? That kid, see that kid? You know, I play that. That's a young boy. And get a good look at him because he's going to be emasculated in about another year when he goes to pre-K. And they make him play with Barbie dolls and put on, you know, fucking pink hats and shit. That kid was in touch right there with his inner wolf.

Every little boy should have to do that. I get a little nervous, though. What if, you know, one day that husky mistakes him for a, I don't know, a dwarf robbing the kitchen? Snaps his little nose right off. But I fucking love that so much. Crack me up. What's the big news today?

Elizabeth Warren, ladies and gentlemen. Elizabeth Warren, ladies and gentlemen, Elizabeth Warren. She dropped out. Bye bye dickhead. Yeah. Couldn't be her personality, could it? Just and you know what she did? She stayed in the race long enough to burn Bernie on Super Tuesday. Don't they have the same politics pretty much? What a rat move that was. But anyhow, aching to form in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg. Warren's departure follows a dismal performance on Super Tuesday.

Warren lost every one of the 14 state primaries, even placing third in her home state of Massachusetts, where she landed and met the pilgrims. And it's just unbelievable that the, uh, anyway, she collected just 65 delegates. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. Just an elitist ass. So I have, she kept saying, I i have plans to do that i have plans to fix it no details ever you know what really hurt her she went on colbert and colbert was talking you know free health care for all and colbert said are you gonna raise taxes in the middle class and she couldn't fucking answer it that put a big dent in her teepee in my opinion uh president trump reacted to warren's departure by accusing her of damaging sanders prospects of winning the democratic nomination stating she should

have dropped out prior to super tuesday which would have freed up her supporters to vote for the vermont center instead elizabeth pocahontas warren he said uh who was going nowhere except to many in mini mike's head just. He's smashing everybody in one sentence. Just dropped out of the Democratic primary. Three days too late, all caps, he says. She cost Bernie at least Massachusetts, Minnesota, and Texas. Probably cost him the nomination. Came in third in mass.

Trump's fucking just reminding of her, the miserable failure. There will be a woman president, just relax okay and like I said it wouldn't be Hillary because she's a guy that doesn't count but um you know Nikki Haley is next up okay you see she's in the background being real quiet and shit Nikki Haley me and Tommy my manager both have been on this track for a long time. They're grooming her. I'm telling you. Anyways, staying in is looking like a horrible, horrible idea for Elizabeth Warren to place third in her own state. This is one of the worst miscalculations I've seen in my life, tweeted the Young Turks host John Adorola. If that's an I, I don't know.

And then another person who works on the Young Turks show which is MSNBC, isn't it? Oh, there's Liz looking at her best Congratulations to Elizabeth Warren for showing no solidarity to the progressive movement and subsequently getting owned in her own fucking state. They curse over

there, the Young Turks. Can't believe I looked up to this person, added another Young Turk reporter, Hasan Piker americans working for the young turks what do you mean i am american well good riddance to her because she really was i don't know she made hillary look likable a she was a whore b she was a whore no need to talk like that so So take it easy, Liz. So Tucker Carlson had a very interesting theory. Some of these guys have been doing this forever. They know inside baseball. But everybody's backing Biden now.

Do you know why? People are going, well, he's feeble and he's nuts. Why would they do that? And Tucker Carlson had an interesting theory. All the people surrounding, all the power brokers in the Democrat Party are like, this guy, we can use him as a puppet. Put our hand right up his ass. We can make him say anything. He'll do anything. And it's true. If you've been watching him for the last year, this poor guy is senile. He wants to fuck his sister instead of his wife. You saw that clip.

He doesn't know what, he doesn't know what state he's in. He doesn't know what woman he's in. I mean, this guy is losing his mind. But that gives more credence to Tucker Carlson's theory. Yeah, they're going to use him. He's an empty vessel. They can take him wherever, wherever he wants to go. Very interesting, is it not? So bye-bye, Lizzie.

I haven't got to much of this uh but let's get to the coronavirus i got a little secret i went to chicago and shook about 3 000 hands like i was running for governor and right after the second show saturday night me and my manager went and had deep dish pizza what you eat well i ate with my. Most people would use utensils. I don't remember washing my hands either after greeting a thousand people. And since I got home, I've had the chills. Last night, I thought my teeth were going to break. I was in my underwear trying to brush my teeth, and I was like this, like a 90-year-old. And then I woke up at like 3 this morning, head all wet and soaked, and the fever broke.

I'm not that scared about a virus that you can kill with Purell. I mean, you know what I mean? Don't believe the fucking hype. You know who's going to whack out all people and babies, just like the flu does? So stop listening to MSNBC, CNN, CBS, all the mainstream media who want the economy to tank. They're doing that by causing fear.

I really believed it. I first heard that there. I said theory said i don't know about that but give me a fucking break will you you put on msnbc oh jesus you know they're just hyping it up hoping the and that's they're so power hungry they want the they want the economy to tank it's the only way they're going to beat trump uh but you know where it started? Right next to my three-bedroom condo in Wuhan, China. But the Chinese people, I have a funny clip, man. It's affecting all facets of life.

Even when they go to get a haircut. Hairdressers in China are styling clients with tools attached to the end of long sticks to protect themselves. Take a look at this clip. Where'd that music come from? Oh, I thought you chose it, Jason.

This makes me up. This is the Chinese. They're the best in technology in the world, and this is what they came up with? Like they're washing an elephant's ass at the zoo? This guy's way too animated. Closest to us? He's trying to kill this guy.

I'm sick. We just washed the hair. You know, I worked on my hair a long time, and you hit it. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me.

Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks coming over here. Drop them in the face. Like a Zamboni. That's the best they can do. It's affecting all, but don't believe the frigging hype. Again, most of it's in China.

And I don't know. China's reported more than 80,000 coronavirus cases and the pathogen has killed 2,900 people there since December. Remember, they have 6 trillion people in China. So in Wuhan is where it all happened. So I'm not believing the hype. Wouldn't it be ironic if I have it? Wake up tomorrow and I have yellow fever.

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check out my live dates. We update those, um, because this show is free now, four days a week. YouTube, iTunes, Stitcher, RCA Records, Motown, all the other shit. Nick, I got a question from a patron here. Let's see it. Patreon question. Billy, that's B-I-L-L-E. Billy Ice. Catch a can, Arkansas.

Hey, Nick, what's your take on Chris Brown getting a sneaker tattooed on his face? Let me do that in Arkansas. Hey, Nick, what's your take on Chris Brown getting a sneaker tattooed on his face? What's my take on it? Let's see the fucking thing. Here you go. I wish that was a real sneaker. Somebody was stepping on

his punk face. This kid is everything that's wrong with pop culture in this country. And I mean everything. Fucking. He's the one who smacked Rihanna in the face, right? And that was my most racist

joke ever. I think I told it on the show, but I'm not going to tell it again. Jason, is my mic turned up or? That was my most racist joke ever. I think I told it on the show, but I'm not going to tell it again. Jason, is my mic turned up or is it where it should be? All right. It's the headphones. Anyways, I have no thoughts. People like this.

Well, other than I can't stand people like this. He went on the Good Morning America show a few years later and start shit in the green room. Just a fucking punk. All the good rappers get shot, the Tupacs and the... This piece of shit will live till he's 120. Fucking likes to hit women. And jerk-off women still fall for this guy. He's got a nice smile. Those sneakers on his face are probably stolen, by the way,

off a dead friend of his. That's what I think, Billy. What do you think? All right. Let's move along with the rest of the show. A little more coronavirus since everybody's shitting their pants around this. The coronavirus death toll is climbing worldwide. But so is its recovery rate, which you don't see mentioned.

Go through CNN and, you know, Rachel Maddow's fake throwing up in a bucket and Joe Scarborough fucking shitting his pants. The coronavirus death tolls, but the recovery rate is too. More than 50,000 people globally have bounced back from the flu-like illness since it was reported in December. And that's according to John Hopkins.

Okay? Of the more than 94,000 total cases reported as of Wednesday afternoon, I'd like to know what the total cases of flu are every year across the globe, not just in the United States. What, a trillion? More than 51,000 people have recovered, the vast majority of whom are in china where the virus originated and a nice bowl of steaming bat piss so these are the real facts i'm giving you okay so don't

fucking if that's a fact tell me am i lying in total its tracker showed the deadly virus, also known as COVID-19, has been reported in 73 countries, including the U.S. In Iran, where 2,922 cases have emerged, 552 people have recovered. Of course, they have a lower recovery rate because they still shit in coffee cans over there and fucking hang gay people. So they're not exactly on the cutting edge. coffee cans over there and fucking hang gay people. So they're not exactly on the cutting edge. The recovery rate in the United States where there've been 126 cases wasn't immediately clear. People who don't suffer from underlying conditions and are not elderly are generally expected to recover. So let's stop with the 6,000 masks again, which I didn't see when I went on my trip. I saw about four on the way back.

Anyhow, however, every once in a while, you're going to see a 25-year-old person. This is Dr. Anthony Fauci, who looks otherwise well, that's going to get seriously ill. But the vast majority of people who get into trouble recover. Are you going to hear that on MSNBC? No. recover are you gonna hear that on msnbc no it's uh it's a gross disease and uh also i don't like nobody touching me any of you homos touch me and i'll kill you so according to the cdc about 26 million a year get the flu. 26 million. Look at Jason. This is why he can,

he really jumped. 26 million get the flu. And a few, you know, it kills people in their late hundreds and babies who are three minutes old. This is a flu that started in China as far as I'm concerned. Okay? Although the restaurant up

the street, China fucking gardens buffet, I haven't seen a car in that parking lot all week. This is a place where they give away bat soup, 1150, all the bat wings you can eat. And I didn't go in there. I haven't got in there, but I got the shits from the place. The second time I there, way before the virus. Now, here's an article, okay, telling you, the gist of the article is, and it's telling you that a lot of it is hype. Science says, how risky is that virus? Your mind may mislead you. Why is your mind misleading you?

Because you're being flooded with it on mainstream media news and on the internet that it's trump's fault he didn't act quick enough blah blah blah look at the stocks plummeting although they recovered yesterday look i mean they understand how hungry they are to see trump go down this is like a gift to them as rahm emmanuel said right never let a fucking crisis go unexploited or something like that. I've said that nine different ways. But as the viral infection spread across the globe, everybody has to make a decision. How worried should I be about getting infected and what should I do about it?

In any case, as experts in how people gauge risk, it's not a simple statistical calculation. Instead, it's colored by our emotions and our other psychological factors. Yeah. And who plays with your emotions? Who thrives on fear? The mainstream media. Emotions are filters through which we see facts. David Ropake, a retired Harvard instructor on risk communication, whatever the fuck that is.

And this virus outbreak presents a list of hot buttons that ramp up our perception of risk and sometimes make those perceptions differ from the evidence-based conclusions of medical officials, says Paul Slovic, a psychology professor, University of Oregon. He's very good. I got a D minus in this class.

I probably fucking... As Roe Pike put it, in the face of a new and poorly understood threat, we start feeling like we don't know what we need to do to protect ourselves. And that feels like powerlessness, uh, a lack of control, like driving down the road with your eyes closed is what he says. And again, the people just because it's on TV, they think everything's fucking real. Why is everyone so fucking stupid?

That's an Asian guy. He sounds fine. Why aren't more people interrogating? Like me. Meanwhile, the information people get from the news and social media is not particularly reassuring. The geographic risk of this seems to be rapidly expanding, in quotes. And within any country, the case numbers start relatively small and then grow without any known upper bound, he said. And reports focus on people getting sick and dying.

Yeah, well, they're not going to report on somebody who goes, I feel great. I had these shits for 10 minutes and went back to Shanghai Garden and had the poo-poo platter. Everything good. How about Bloomberg? He went and had Chinese food. I wonder if he licked his finger.

Meh. P. King Jack, I love it. Can I get a big gulp to wash this shit down salty? So, yeah, the reports, again, TV, social media, they have one purpose to scare you. Getting sick and dying, the reports, none of those become infected, only had mild symptoms. They don't report that.

He says we're only getting scary information, which is exactly right. What's more, Ropik said, everybody is telling everybody about it in news and social media, which is exactly right. What's more, Ropik said, everybody is telling everybody about it in news and social media, which amplifies the perceived risk. Okay, so don't buy the hype. They do it anyways. Even if Trump wasn't involved,

I should have been dead 10 times now. I'm 58 years old. Went through the AIDS scare. Never put on a rubber. Never. Anal sex all the time no I'm kidding it was a different time back then

there was no tinder I was supposed to die of AIDS I was supposed to die of pig swine flu SARS remember SARS the delicious candy bar with a nougat center and SARS what the fuck else did we go through?

Oh, the Ebola virus, Ebola. I dated an African girl right from Zaire. She was a straight hooker. Never got a cold sore. Anyways. So how can people minimize the risk of overreaction in themselves and others? Don't spread the word about every little development, including minor missteps by government authorities. You know who they're talking to?

CNN and MSNBC and ABC, CBS and the rest of them. Ropak says, and don't just share the scary parts. He's talking to the media, but also include things like infection, usually causing only mild to moderate symptoms. Don't include that shit either. Just scaring people. Just the facts, man. Finally, don't be a 24-7 information victim, he said. Log off, put your phone down, pick up a book, dump some bleach over your head,

shut down your risk radar screen for a while. You're probably just as much at risk or safe tomorrow as you are now, whether you stay online all times or not. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? That's coming. There is a positive thing, though, as far as coronavirus. This is my last thing on the corona, but we had to do it. I was kind of ignoring it.

And once I saw blood in my poop, I said, I better talk about this tomorrow. Get this, folks. It seems like the world's gone crazy with the panic over coronavirus as people have been stocking up toilet paper and supplies like they're preparing for an apocalypse. But it seems like hoarding a year's worth of toilet paper is just the tip of the iceberg as all of this panic has resulted, get this, in the birth of an unexpected thing. You ready? Coronavirus porn. It always ends up in porn. Jason found this. Fucking hilarious.

That's right. Coronavirus porn. Now, this isn't the first time coronavirus and porn have crossed paths as those who were stuck on the Diamond Princess were given all the free adult entertainment they could want in order to alleviate the boredom and pent-ups. How did that work? You're in a cabin with your kids. You and the wife are watching

fucking latinohousewives.org. But this is the first time in which porn has been created as a result of the disease. One just has to search up coronavirus over at Pornhub, and they'll be inundated with 123 videos of hot coronavirus porn action, which includes titillating titles such as Chex Notes. I don't get that. Do you? Victim Not Allowed to Leave Gets More Than He Bargained For

and TS Agent Detains Woman Suspected of Coronavirus. That's a title. That's a fucking headline in the post for those curious at what this sort of content involves well it's pretty much what you expected there's people in hazmat suits trying to bone each other people in face masks boning and a bunch of videos with coronaviruses in the title but have nothing to do with the disease whatsoever we did find a poster of one of them did you quarantine that should be that sounds like a a ramble you know ramble part five quarantine someone's about to catch a real bad fever he's got a black cock look how wide and thick it is oh uh but anyways you have these corona things in the title, but they have nothing to do with it.

Anyways, the coronavirus outbreak is a terrifying thing, and sometimes we need a bit of levity and escapism. Whatever. If it means watching videos of people wearing face masks while boning, then so be it. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. That's what I thought you were going to come at me with. That's what I thought the coronavirus's porn was going to be, just like regular German porn.

People shitting on each other. That's what I was expecting, but it's just titles. And what's the best title of a porn ever? Ladies and gentlemen. Now, remember I've been on the rope for 30 years and before there was the internet and shit, you know,

you always 1195 and blow your nut two minutes into it and go, that was a waste. And then call the front desk and try to fight about it. Look, there's something wrong with it. Can you come up? Uh, what was the best?

What's the best title ever? Jay's porn movie. I mean, I was doing some real thorough research for this one. And I found Flesh Gordon. That one cracked me up. Flesh Gordon. Let me give you the best one ever. Searching for Bobby's fissure.

That is the fucking. That is the best porn title. Searching for Bobby's fissure. that is the fucking, that is the best porn title, surfing, searching for Bobby's fissure, I saw that in a hotel, I said it on stage that night, it got a fucking applause break, I don't know who came up with that,

he should be writing in Hollywood, and a few young people don't know why that's funny, there's a movie called searching for bobby fisher which the chess player and uh it was tremendous searching for i know jason as a writer i know you would enjoy that that was fucking uh tremendous okay let's get to some politics oh he already did with the mainstream media trying to fucking create panic so the the economy will tank and trump will be finished um but uh did you see the little tit for tat that went on yesterday chucky uh schumer who can't get enough face time this guy just loves fucking

camera time never has anything unbiased or fucking he's just a partisan hack i don't know how he's still in related to amy schumer by the way amy you should be ashamed of your i don't know i wanted to say uncle but i thought she said cousin i don't know maybe she's busting my balls completely chief justice roberts issues rare rebuke to Schumer's dangerous and irresponsible comments. And Dickweed Schumer fired back. But this is terrific. Hear ye, hear ye. The court's in session.

The court's in session now. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Chief Justice of the United States, John Roberts, on Wednesday issued a highly unusual and forceful rebuke to Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, calling his seemingly threatening remarks directed at Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh irresponsible and dangerous, prompting Schumer's office to slam Roberts and accuse him of... They are so filled with hate and just blind rage since Trump got in office. The extraordinary back and forth began hours earlier at a pro-choice rally hosted by the Center for Killing Babies with Knives and Forks, Center for Reproductive Rights, when Schumer ominously singled out President Trump's two Supreme Court picks. Here's the video of the jerk-off.

And they're taking away fundamental rights. I want to tell you, Gorsuch. I want to tell you, Kavanaugh. You have released the whirlwind, and you will pay the price. Oh, you're threatening. You won't know what hit you if you go forward with these awful decisions yeah you know what yeah get some fucking bifocals i'm sick of this chuck schumer

fucking look okay oh that dirty cocksucker you will not know what hit you. Now, again, I'm in the middle on this one, okay? But you can't say like the shit. And if he left out the specific names, Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, you know what I mean? I would believe what he said. But, you know, he singled them out, which is, there's idiots out there. We already saw Steve Scalise get shot up by a Bernie bro, right? So let's not, again, if a Republican ever said this about Sotomayor or shit, it would be right on a loop. Roberts replied in his remarkable written

statement obtained by Fox. This morning, Schumer spoke at a rally in front of the Supreme Court while a case was being argued inside. Senator Schumer referred to two members of the court by name and said he wanted to tell them that you have released the whirlwind and you'll pay the price. You will not know what hit you if you go forward with these awful decisions. You got to think about it. Remember Rand Paul got attacked by his neighbor? Guy was in the hospital for two weeks with broken ribs. Roberts continued, justices know that criticism comes with the territory, but threatening statements of this sort from the highest levels of government are not only inappropriate, they're goddamn fucking dangerous, he said.

I added emphasis with those curses. All members of the court will continue to do their job without fear or favor from whatever quarter. Schumer spokesman Justin Goodman, well, he wouldn't lie, would he? Working for a lying cocksucker himself, quickly responded by accusing Roberts of bias. Yeah, yeah. Justice Roberts is so biased. Isn't he the one who ruled for Obamacare?

Remember he had the final vote, right? A conservative judge ruled for Obamacare. But he's biased. Further escalating the confrontation, Goodman insisted that Schumer was addressing Republican lawmakers when he said a price would be paid, even though dumb Chucky mentioned Kavanaugh and Gorsuch explicitly. So this guy's full of diarrhea like his boss. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit.

Women's health care rights are at stake. Listen to this. I've been hearing this since I was 18, folks. I was hearing this, how Roe v. Wade was in day. I've been hearing this my whole life. It only made me nervous back then, because back then I was very, you know, fertile. And getting a few, luckily, a few girls,

let me shoot it right inside there. I took them to Midas Muffler. We put them up on a lift. They had a special. You get your tires balanced for nothing if you take out a kid after six months. Women's health care rights are at stake and Americans from every corner of the country

are in anguish about what the court might do, Goodman said. Again, this is Schumer's spokesman. Senator Schumer's comments were a reference to the political price Republicans will pay for putting these justices on the court and a warning that the justices will unleash a major grassroots movement on the issue of reproductive rights against the decision. Why don't you shut your fucking hole? Roe v. Wade's not going to be overturned. You've killed 63 million babies since it was passed.

I think you're winning the argument. And I'm not a pro-lifer. I do a bit in my next hour how I'm not a pro-lifer, but I'm just saying. Unbelievable. If it's not exactly what the Dems want, it's outrageous and they're going to overturn this and that. You can kill all the precious fetuses you want.

During Kavanaugh's contentious confirmation battle in late 2018, a mob of left-wing protesters banged on the doors of the Supreme Court building, many of them complaining about his possible future abortion rulings. Schumer did not specifically explain what price the justices would face during the rally. However, Schumer did go on to describe how Republican lawmakers could be impacted politically. We will tell President Trump. Oh, sorry, I'm doing Schumer. Sorry if I look like a Hispanic Schumer and 20 years younger, we will tell President Trump and Senator Republicans who have stacked the court with right-wing ideologues

that you're going to be gone in November and you will never be able to do what you're trying to do now ever, ever again, he said, as he came all over himself in a wet fever dream that'll never happen. Earlier in his address, Schumer had accused Republican legislators of waging a war on women

and said reproductive rights are under attack in a way we haven't seen in modern history. You are such a jerk. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? You want to see a war on women? Go to the Middle East where you get stoned if you show two inches of ankle or you're caught with a male person walking down the street who's not related to you, okay? Or they throw acid in a girl's face that wants to go to...

See, that's a war against women. You fucking people on the left have been whining about this horseshit since Roe v. Wade passed, and you're still getting your way. For Christ's sake. Planned Parenthood's combining with starbucks connecting the buildings together can i get a latte oh that must be my drink ready no that's junior we just put them on a blend stop it stop your fucking hyperbole but But really, Jason, picture a picture, you know, whatever.

Andy McCarthy, House of the Republican, saying something like that. Sotomayor and fucking that old fucking bag. Ruth Bader Ginsburg with her plastic hips. They're going to pay the price. Single amount. You think you'd hear that on the news? Oh, goodness gracious, Eloise. Anyway, stop it,

Chuck. And that's very rare, you know, that a fucking Supreme Court justice snaps back at the, you know. But that's how outrageous Chuck Schumer is. I hate the fucking guy. I hate him all. This guy's been in power since forever. We do need term limits.

See that big furry thing to the right? He sat on that bare ass right after this clip. Do we have that footage? No? Okay. Well, that's a good segue into this bit semen-filled syringes this is a headline i'm not making this up semen-filled syringes recovered after grocery store stabbing attack maryland police have a man in custody in syringes full of semen

in evidence after a bizarre attack at a grocery store last month when the suspect allegedly injected something into an unsuspecting woman's buttocks. Stuck it right in her ass. Stuck it in her ass. You believe this? Let's take a look at the clip.

7 p.m., let's show you the video that Anne Arundel County Police have put out. And you're right, it is completely shocking. She didn't say she said she didn't really know what was happening until she felt it. And you can see there the man kind of sneaks up behind her. And then you can tell by her reaction that she's in pain. And she says that she thought it was a cigarette burn at first. And then that suspect even tried to talk to her. She told me that he leaned in and said to her, I know, it feels like a bee sting, doesn't it? It's a sick question.

You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. You can act like a man. What's the matter with you? Do you believe it? You guys know I'm obsessed with the ID network lately. I can't stop watching these little mini whodunits. They are so frigging addicting.

And this is the type of shit. They found a bunch of syringes in his car filled with semen. You know what the big question is right now? They don't know if it's his semen or not. Well, gee, I think we have DNA labs now. They can figure that out in three seconds. What if that was AIDS filled? You know what I mean?

What if the guy that did that was a backup singer for Janet Jackson? I would be shitting my pants. Or a male figure skater. Brian Boitano. Nick, what are you saying? I don't know. I'm just fucking rambling. Thomas Brian Steeman. Oh, can you make this up?

Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. You're a wormy cocksucker. You know that? His name's, can I make it up? Steeman. One letter away from Seeman. Okay, guys, this happens every show, doesn't it? Let's call him Thomas Brian Steeman. Seeman. He's 51 years old. He's got a lot going on. This is his face profile on Tinder. How are you girls like a nice mouthful of jizz?

I have syringe upon syringe stacked next to my blow pops in the freezer. Come on over. Facing charges of first degree assault, second degree assault, reckless endangerment in connection with the February 18th incident. Seaman. First degree assault. Second degree assault. Reckless endangerment in connection with the February 18th incident. Steeman.

I can't believe that's his name. Steeman was arrested last week after police released footage of the, you know, sticking him in there. Police say syringes recovered during the arrest have tested positive for Steeman. The substance in the syringe was semen, the police said. And they said, well, how'd you know that, Sergeant? He goes, well, it tasted like it. And they said, for the love of God, Sergeant Gomer Pyle. In an update to their initial press release, however, they later told local station that

they're not certain whether they recovered the actual syringe used in the attack. What? Jesus Christ. I love cops, but really, is this a real whodunit for you? You got the guy on camera sticking a lady with a syringe. You said it had semen in it. We don't know if it's related to ones in the car.

I mean, for Christ's sake, send it to the lab. Send it to Jussie Smollett's house. Do a taste test. We are unsure if any of those were the syringe in question. Okay, Sergeant, if I can do nothing. They say the victim is still undergoing testing. We need to find out what this victim is up against. If she was stabbed with one of those semen-filled syringes. Jacqueline Davis told the state. That's Police Sergeant Jacqueline Davis. There are no male sergeants anymore. Thank you to Affirmative Act.

Security footage shows the moment of the attack. The victim is Katie Peters. She was at Christopher's Fine Foods. Ironically, there she was there for heavy cream and 1%. And, uh... Oh, God, Nick.

Peters can be seen jumping as though she's stung by a bee. He turned to me and said, I know it feels like a bee sting, doesn't it? Why doesn't he just keep walking? Let's take a look at this in slow motion. Here comes the white running back. Boom! Right there! Look what he does.

Instead of keep walking, what's he want to get caught? What a sick bastard. And you know there's women out there who probably dated this guy or whatever the fuck. Who knows? You could be married. Right? Am I missing stories? That's not the last one, right? Am I missing stories?

That's not the last one, right? Oh, no, there's plenty more. What am I doing? I'm putting the... You can tell I took Advil PM last night. It scrambles my brain forever. Speaking of semen, Whoopi Goldberg, seemingly in trouble again.

You know, the view is for dumb fucking ignorant left wing suburban housewives. It caters to the Upper West Side of Manhattan and suburbs in Philly. All the fucking, you know, all the women who just nod every time somebody says something politically correct. And somehow Joy Behar, this show's lasted this long. People have come and go. Rosie and all kinds of Abby Huntsman and the cute little blonde from Fox who was married to the Seattle quarterback Hasselbeck. Remember? All these people have come and gone.

Anybody who even leans a little right usually leaves the show after three minutes. But Whoopi's been there. She's been a mainstay. And again, I say this about Whoopi. I got a feeling if I met her and I busted her balls, we could laugh. But other than that, she's always spewing anti-white male propaganda on this show. And she really showed her genius with this uh with this fucking comment the view co-host whoopi didn't realize on wednesday the doctor in dr jill biden

you know biden's wife the doctor in her title isn't a medical degree doctor after former vice president joe biden's win on Super Tuesday, Goldberg floated the candidate's wife for Surgeon General. Let's take a look at dummy. I'm hoping Dr. Jill becomes a Surgeon General. His wife.

Joe Biden's wife. He would never do it, but yeah, she's a hell of a doctor. She's an amazing doctor. She's a hell of a doctor.'s an amazing doctor she's a hell of a doctor she's amazing doctor and um and you have what it looks like stools from people who have pancreatic cancer when you get pancreatic cancer your poopoo turns white and that's all i could think of watching this fucking she's a mop did you hear what she just said? She's an amazing doctor.

Getting caught in propaganda. Spewing shit. She's an amazing doctor. Like, she looked up her resume. She saw the patients she's treated. She's an amazing... Go ahead. I just like her.

PhD. Yeah. I don't... I could be wrong. I think she's a teacher. You fat, nasty, black bitch. Of course you're wrong, whoopee. Ted Danson used to hit that on a regular basis.

He ought to be tested for mental illness. And again, nothing personal. I got a feeling I could bust her balls like I did Patrice's or whatever. Maybe not. Because I'm a white guy in my 50s, so she wouldn't even talk to me. After co-host Meghan McCain cast doubt on that, Goldberg said, I could be wrong, because, you know, I am

severely retarded. I thought she was a PhD. What else did she say? She said this. Oh, fucking idiot! Whoopie, shame on you! And of course the other people in the view, they can't just, you her and go whoopee you're wrong there they had to make a joke about you know they got her out of it beautifully but here's where i give her a little credit goldberg acknowledged the mistake uh excuse me coronavirus after commercial break she said i was wrong before uh before you start texting email me email me

whoopee whoopee let's stay on um black people who are a little bit dim-witted whoopee and spike lee those are the only two i have a real problem spike lee likens black trump supporters to house slaves in white house pray photo. Put up the photo, Jason, please. Look at Trump there. He looks like the coach of North Carolina State. They just won the national championship. That's a great pick. He actually looks presidential there. He's not orange. But anyway, Spike Lee, who is just a punk,

who makes good movies to fair movies. I love to, you know, do the right thing. What was the other one? Clockers or I don't know. Not Clockers. But anyways, he hates white people. I told you I experienced this firsthand when I first moved to New York on a hot summer day, walking through the West Village. I'm walking down the sidewalk. Here comes a like a black escalade. Spike is on the passenger side of the window down. And it's just me on the sidewalk.

And he stares at me and I stare at him because I recognize him. He's famous. Then I look over my shoulder. He's still staring me because he hates Italian people. And if you don't believe it, go, what was the movie, Jason, the summer of Sam, check that out and how he portrays Italian people. He must've got bullied by some real greasy ginsalones. He hates Italian people. Anyways, he's just a race baiter, and he made a couple good movies, and that's how he should be dressed, like a butler.

Think he's hurting for attention? What are you doing, Spike? Spike Lee's utilizing his right to free speech by denouncing those who support Trump. The Oscar-winning filmmaker took to Instagram on Monday to admonish a group of publicly outspoken supporters of Trump who prayed inside the nation's White House. This is what he puts on his fucking spike. Massa, we love you, Massa.

We're going to pray for you, Massa. Singing in Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Oh, he had that Black Klansman movie, right? Director out alongside an image. Don't, folks, he just hates white people. And an image taken last Thursday that shows the likes of Lynette Hardaway, Rochelle Richardson.

These are the people in the picture with Trump. Also Diamond and Silk, comedian Terrence Williams, and that football player who said he was the first black president ever. That's probably what got the spike. During the event, Trump spoke out in support of the black community in every field, every generation, every calling. Adding that African-Americans have lifted up our nation to new heights. And Spike Lee and Whoopi keep pulling him back down. And like all citizens, you are entitled to a government that puts your needs,

your interests, and your families first. Boy, what a bigot and a racist. Trump has seen a stout bump in support among black communities with a recent survey determining the president's favor had risen by 50%, largely due to the fact many black voters have grown unhappy with the Democrat party. That's not why. I don't know who wrote this. Also, he did prison reform and he's done a lot of stuff, not to mention the lowest black unemployment rate ever. So it's not just that, that they're fed up with the Democrat, but at least they're waking up. And again,

more props to you know who? Kanye West. I'm telling you. Despite the reported increasing support for Trump from the black community, Lee's outspoken remarks were responded to by many in agreement, but also a great deal who took umbrage with his approach. One of Spike's followers on Instagram says, just can't accept the fact there's black people who support Trump Lee loses his mind anytime another black person wanders off the plantation wrote another that's exactly right They always hark back to slavery. These are progressives that supposedly look ahead, look forward,

yet they're always in the rearview mirror. And because you're a black person and you like Trump, that makes you... But then the other people, dummies like Spike, had to defend them. When will we ever learn that tap dancing for NASA has no value or brings nothing to our community, said one commenter. Really? Nothing to your community? Lowest unemployment rate ever among black people and young black men.

Nothing to your community? What do you want? What do you want? This picture is appalling in more ways than one. We need to unite on the front. You see the mentality? You got to fucking march lockstep. We need to unite on the front of getting this clown out of office.

Simple and plain. Yeah, please. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. You're a loser. Plain. Yeah, please. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. The Dems are shitting their pants because Donald, Mr. Bigot Trump, supposedly, is making inroads with the black community.

And that scares the living bejesus out of the Democrats. See, because the Democrat Party likes to keep, they pretend to protect people of color, but they really keep you down and they keep marginalized people down. You know why? So you can rely on them. They keep you at subsistence level. It's what, once that goes away, they have no use. That's where they get their power. And finally, people are waking up.

It took Trump to go, hey, what do you got to lose? Finally, tonight here on Corona Corona. Pro wrestler. This made me laugh. I almost shit my pants. This reminds me of me after a show. Greeting fans. Pro wrestler.

Give a seven year old boy the finger. Fuck them kids, in quotes. Woo! The father of a seven-year-old wrestling fan was furious when pro wrestler MJF gave his son the finger at a Chicago meet and greet. MJF is Maxwell Jacob Friedman. A lot of Jewish fellas wrestling now?

MJF was in attendance at the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo over the weekend when Tom Gilmartin brought his son to meet the AEW star. But MJF, who is known for treating fans badly as part of his wrestling heel persona, so this is his shtick, okay, gave the boy this single-finger salute right to his face when father and son made their way through the waiting line. Watch this. He slipped in.

Smart kid. Oh, God. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Even you heard some moans in the audience well you're letting your kid watch wrestling and shit these are his role models

why are you so surprised the boy's father reported the boy's father reported complaining to AEW vice president Cody Rhodes Cody Rhodes said I told you no no fucking kids. No, but you wouldn't listen. Why, you stupid fuck.

Mr. Gilmartin did note that he got the bit, but was still unhappy over the incident. Well, that makes no sense, sir. You know that that's what this guy does. Your kid's seven years old. You don't think he's seen the finger on the playground or something? Give me a frigging break.

Look at the haircut on the wrestler. Like a pile of fresh camel shit right on the top of his head. Look at the kid. Nick, the standards, it's becoming so coarse out there. This is the path we've chosen, folks. He says, the father said, I tried to laugh it off, knowing he's just in character, but it really upset him. I know know that's his gimmick but he's only seven and doesn't understand they don't bring him there you puss grow some balls oh boy you yeah boy you're like a bitch uh worse mr gilmartin also said that his son had been ridiculed on social media since the story broke. Oh, God.

Oh, the fucking. Initially, Rhodes was not entirely sympathetic with the man's complaints. After all, MJF is the heel. Disclaimer. If you have a meet and greet or this is or inquire media. If you have a meet slash greet or inquire media wise for MJF, you'll get MJF Rhodes tweeted to Gilmartin. Talent have freedom of expression. So please don't think anybody's going to act any different than they do on TV, Rhodes said.

Look, I understand. But it really is. It's just an indication of where we are as a society, right? It's not like, you know, it's not like a little kid walked up to Tom Brady and Brady gave him the bird after, I'm busy. Still Rhodes, they came through though. Still Rhodes offered the Gilmartins an invite to a future event where they will be treated

to VIP treatment. What, he gets pissed on in that? French fries and he takes a dump on his head? TMZ got in touch with a wrestler and the famed heel offered a straight forward if not typical reply he said fuck them kids gee he doesn't look like an asshole I have that same bathing suit

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