The Nick DiPaolo Show - Swalwell Sidesteps Spy Story | Nick Di Paolo Show #459

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

Chinese spy infiltrates Swalwell. States join Texas in election suit. Hunter hit with tax fraud....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 Oh yeah. Good morning, afternoon, evening, whenever you're watching this. How are you, everybody? It's Thursday, which is the final day of the week of the Nick DiPaolo Show. Thank you for joining in. We appreciate the support. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com, because that's
Starting point is 00:00:52 going to be the new place where I cut loose. Okay? We already get people going over there. Follow me to the gates of hell. Could you please? I'm pretty sure I'm going there. Whether it's this show or any other reason. But, you know what I'm saying sure I'm going there, whether it's this show or any other reason. But, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:01:08 I'm busting balls here. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. I have Nick the pig as a friend. Yeah, what's wrong with that, Michelle? I'll bite your ass. Feeling good? You know what?
Starting point is 00:01:24 I wipe my ass with your feelings. Set you guys for you know what i wet my ass with your feelings set you guys for the mood i wipe my ass with your feelings oh i wanted to read this from a patreon member remember the big lawyer in staten island when they were interviewing those bar owners and that guy lou the big lawyer big italian dude who was representing them who i liked very much uh well this came from a patreon member uh i won't give out his name but he says i was watching your show and the part about staten island bar uh called max the lawyer lou was my boss at a restaurant named the twisted dish i'm from staten island and worked for him as a bus boy in 2015 when I was 19 years old. He told me once that at his bachelor party, he stuck his big toe up a girl's asshole. Then he says, this is who is making the stand for the lockdown businesses.
Starting point is 00:02:18 And then he says, so long, Mel. Have a good trip. Thank you so much, buddy, for writing that. That cracked me up because Big Lou, that's what I look like, the type of guy. And I wouldn't want his toe. I got to believe his big toe is like my fist. I wonder if that girl got out of the hospital yet, but stuck his toe up her ass. I'm pretty sure I can pass the bar after hearing that.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Maybe I'm giving these people too much credit, but a big toe up the ass. I don't know. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. Not really. Not if you're doing it to a strip or at a bachelor party. It's just delicious. What? Let's get right to the nonsense. I already have to update this headline. I have it as of last night, 17 states siding with Texas in the lawsuit. This morning, it's up to 21. What does that tell you? 17 states on Wednesday filed a brief with the Supreme Court siding with Texas lawsuit
Starting point is 00:03:19 against four battleground states that Joe Biden won, charging that they acted unlawfully by changing their election laws right before the election. You know, the legislature is supposed to do that in the state and not these jerk off. So. Counselor. Yeah. Counselor. President Trump's campaign also announced that the commander in chief was joining the suit, alleging that his rights as a candidate were affected by the state, I'll guess the fuck, failure to follow and enforce state election laws during the 2020 election. Let me give you my take on this right now, okay?
Starting point is 00:03:56 It is so clear right there that that was done. They can't argue that. So if they lose this, if they lose this, the fix is in, you understand all the elites all the left-wing jerk-offs that want this country to become a socialist shithole uh globalized as they call it um you're not going to beat them this is grounds i read an article and i'll talk about this woman a michigan black, who's getting death threats. And a bunch of the people who worked in the polls and who are in charge of the elections in these swing states,
Starting point is 00:04:31 they're complaining now because people are outside their house at night and they're getting death threats and shit. How does it feel? That's my response. How does it fucking feel? How does it fucking feel? For four years, you've been chasing Republicans into restaurants surrounding Tucker Carlson's house with guns. And now you're afraid of a few death threats. How the fuck does it feel? What you did by stealing this election, in my opinion, and a zillion other people's is an act of war. If this isn't worth it.
Starting point is 00:05:03 So get ready. Get ready. Even if he won it legitimately, we're going to treat Biden and the people who support him the way you treated Trump supporters. And my buddy's like, he's a narcissistic baby. He has to get over it.
Starting point is 00:05:18 You haven't got over Trump winning four years ago. So get ready to hear loud noises at night. Be scared when you're being followed down the street because you know what I think? The right, they're going to play a little rougher than Antifa did. So buckle up. You asked for it. We're just trying to play by the rules. Texas Attorney General, General, General Ken Paxton, Attorney General, Ken Paxton, general general ken paxton attorney general ken paxton general paxton reporting for duties
Starting point is 00:05:47 filed the suit on tuesday asked in the supreme court to scrap biden's wins in georgia michigan pennsylvania and wisconsin and delay the appointment of uh presidential electors in those states so allegations of fraud can be investigated uh the long shot suit, who wrote this, is the latest last ditch effort by allies of Trump. And let me tell you, jerkos, even if Biden gets in, if he ends up being the president, doesn't mean that all this shit didn't go on because there's evidence of it. Last ditch effort by allies of Trump to overturn the election result before the Electoral College meets December 14th to formally elect the next president. 17 states, now it's 21, that voted for Trump and have GOP attorney generals
Starting point is 00:06:36 back the Texas lawsuit on Wednesday. Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, and four more. South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, and West Virginia. And there's some more this morning. The states argue they have an interest in the case because the unconstitutional administration of elections in other states dilutes votes among their own constituents, which it does. Do you understand? If they stole the fucking thing, it diluted your vote to nothing. The truth of it is, and I'm not just being a partisan here, Trump won in a landslide.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Okay? That's the truth of it. Nobody voted for jerk off Biden. Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel, seen here, lesbian by the way, too bad. On Tuesday, call the, there you go, yummy, yummy. I have two mummies. Attorney General Dana Nessel on Tuesday called the Lone Star State lawsuit a publicity stunt. Well, how about that French
Starting point is 00:07:53 kiss with your bitch? Was that a publicity stunt? It sure in hell was, Kate Jackson wannabe. The Michigan issues raised. I pulled a muscle in my neck yelling into the microphone, and I'm not shitting you. That's how dehydrated I am. What in God's name?
Starting point is 00:08:10 The Michigan issues raised in this complaint have already been thoroughly litigated, this is her talking, and roundly rejected in both state and federal courts by judges appointed from both political parties. Yes, and the ones on the right are fucking anti-Trump people too, she added.
Starting point is 00:08:29 And then Nick added to her statement. You fucking whore. Fuck you. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. Can you imagine saying that to a lesbian? Wisconsin's Democratic AG, Josh Call, another faggot, called the Texas suit an embarrassment.
Starting point is 00:08:45 No, it's an embarrassment. You, your fucking tie and your haircut. Called it an embarrassment. I suck cock. Oh, do you? And I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Paxton's office charged that the four swing states exploited the COVID-19 pandemic to justify ignoring federal and state election laws and unlawfully enacted last minute changes, thus skewing the results.
Starting point is 00:09:09 And you can't argue with that. You are correct, sir. It's exactly what they did. So if this doesn't get traction, this suit today, we are lawless. We have a Supreme Court that just got to turn its nose up and say, no, we're going global, Donald.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Nice try. And you know what? It's going to get ugly. I wish I was 18 and joining a militia. Boop, boop. Sidney Powell, my girlfriend, has evidence of, she looks like an American eagle there. She looks like the eagle on my goddamn arm. She's looking sideways.
Starting point is 00:09:43 She's got those killer... She looks like a monkey. A little bit. I meant that as a compliment, honey. Sidney Powell's evidence of fake ballots coming into the country. Fake ballots coming into the country from China over the Mexican border. I'll say that again. Fake ballots.
Starting point is 00:10:02 They make everything in China. coming over the Mexican border. Yeah, but there's no evidence. We have the audio of her saying this. The video of somebody ordering ballots from China. We have evidence of a significant plane load of ballots coming in. of a significant plane load of ballots coming in. And we have a witness that has said they continue to come in because they intend to run counterfeit ballots in any runoff or if they need them in recounts, too.
Starting point is 00:10:33 So it hasn't stopped. Wow. So you mean it's still ongoing? Still ongoing. So the ballots that you vote on, this is coming from the same country that makes your kids toys. Fucking Chinese. You are the slimiest, sneakiest, every stereotype I heard about. Again, not all Chinese.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I met a few good ones that make, you know, up the street at the buffet. They can fucking put together a cat and broccoli like you read about oh cut the shit nick that's it all yeah i know i'm gonna keep it going to bother them and they go nick why do you care so much to remind people that you have a right to do that and get as nasty as you want about the left anyways uh the chinese are sneaky fucks are they not you fucking people exactly you fucking people exactly translation we're gonna win the runoffs or the runoffs whatever you say hey speaking of chinese hunter biden uh hunter biden be in the news uh look at him he thinks he's the marble man He's in his bedroom looking at himself in the mirror.
Starting point is 00:11:47 He's under investigation. And you know who told us that? President-elect, his transition team came right out with it, which makes me nervous. Why are they trying to get ahead of the story? There's something sneaky there. President-elect Joe Biden's son, Hunter, on Wednesday revealed he's under federal investigation for possible tax fraud. So that's good. Biden, 50 years old, disclosed the probe in a statement released by his father's presidential transition office. I learned yesterday for the first time that the U.S. attorney's office in Delaware advised my legal counsel also yesterday that they are investigating my tax affairs. Hunter Biden said that in a statement.
Starting point is 00:12:31 He says, I take this matter very seriously. Then he lit up a crack pipe and went on TikTok and jerked off in front of a 14-year-old agent broad. That's all made up. That never happened. But I think he maybe already blew his nut. He lit up the cigarette. I take this matter very seriously, but I am confident that a professional and objective review of these matters will demonstrate that I handle my affairs legally, whether it's
Starting point is 00:12:55 taxes or women, uh, and appropriately, including, uh, with the benefit of professional tax advisors. And you know who they are? H and R block. Do you believe a word that dink just said i don't know he's lying a statement attributed to the biden harris transition said president elect biden is deeply proud of his son yes i can see why he got thrown out of the army uh the military uh he drug problem he's been been known to FaceTime with underage girls. I'd be deeply proud of him, too.
Starting point is 00:13:28 But he says he's proud of him who has fought through difficult challenges. Yeah, challenges that he brought out himself, including the vicious personal attacks of recent months only to emerge stronger. What the fuck? What attacks? Oh, boy, you. Oh, you mean the laptop? The laptop and Tony Bobulinski, his partner who met Joe Biden and talked about China.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Those are considered attacks or is that an investigation? You people are such one-sided cocksuckers. I don't know what world you live in. The Post reported in October the FBI acquired incember 2019 a computer hard drive abandoned by hunter biden at a delaware computer repair shop according to documents provided by the shop owner some of the documents from the hard drive appeared to link joe biden to hunter biden's business dealings in China and in Ukraine. Biden, Hunter Biden. Do you understand that Tony Bobulinski, Hunter's partner in this shit,
Starting point is 00:14:32 was on Tucker Carlson months ago saying he met with Joe Biden? Of course that they're using their name and their political leverage to make money. Isn't that true? Fucking elect president elect jack off what are we doing what's going on right now you're the president almost wake up i can't i've fallen and landed on hunter's crock pipe that's right cover your mouth jack off swalwell you remember eric squalwell i can't get the temperature right in here today now i'm burning up maybe i get the fucking cove maybe i get the vid
Starting point is 00:15:12 yeah just fucking turn it back on what i'm doing going through the change do you guys remember eric swalwell otherwise known as we call him at this show, the retarded Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Look at that fucking, he looks as dumb as he is. Anyways, what's going on with him?
Starting point is 00:15:44 He might have been caught fucking around with a Chinese spy. Apparently the Chinese broads will do anything. A suspected Chinese spy developed extensive ties, I bet you did, with local and national U.S. politicians in what officials believe was an operation run by China's main civilian spy agency from 2011 to 2015. Okay. It's a long time. The woman at the center of the operation, a Chinese national named Fang Fang or Christine Fang. Why was it Fang Fang? Do you guys remember a comedian named Phyllis Diller? That was her husband's name, Fang, her made-up husband. Anyways, Christine Fang targeted up-and-coming local politicians in
Starting point is 00:16:39 the Bay Area and across the country who had the potential to make it big. She saw potential in this guy? On the national stage, she was almost right. Fang's ties to Eric Swalwell, which began when he was a council member for the Dublin City, California, town of Dublin City, demonstrates China's long game. Swalwell rose to prominence rapidly
Starting point is 00:17:03 and in late 2012 became one of the youngest members of the U.S. House, this retard. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. In January 2015, Swalwell was assigned a seat on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. On Intelligence! Serving as the lead Democrat on the subcommittee on, get this, CIA oversight. Meanwhile, he's getting fucking, you know, yummy vittles. I can't come up with a dish. Egg Fu Yang. Egg Fang Yang. Egg Fu Fang. Details. Fang's earliest known engagement with Swalwell occurred through the
Starting point is 00:17:48 Chinese Student Association. See, they bring them over. They play the long game, folks. By 2014, she had risen in local politics and political circles and jerk-off circles and developed close ties to Swalwell's office. Fang was a bundler
Starting point is 00:18:02 for Swalwell and other candidates according to that she raised money for him she got people the right checks to his campaign uh for other candidates according to the bay area political operative with direct knowledge of her efforts a current u.s intelligence official confirmed her activity for swalwell A local elected official also said she brought in donors for other candidates. Bundlers persuade others to give money to campaigns. They can bring in substantial sums of money as well, especially if they're selling their snatch, as well as deepen the campaign's engagement with target communities,
Starting point is 00:18:42 making bundlers a valuable and thus potentially influential ally to a candidate. The Bay Area political operative who witnessed Fang fundraising on Swalwell's behalf was concerned whether donors she brought in were legally permitted to donate. They found no evidence of illegal contributions. Fang facilitated the potential assignment of her interns into Swalwell's office, the political operative said. In at least one case, an intern recommended by Fang was placed in Swalwell's D.C. office. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely. This current U.S. intelligence official confirmed the interim placement for Fang targeting Squaw while made sense.
Starting point is 00:19:31 His 2012 campaign, which was something of a long shot bid, pitting a young and relatively inexperienced city official against a longtime incumbent from the same party, relied heavily on Asian-American support. See, that's why that's why they're in the Bay Area. They saw a dummy. You know, that's what they do. The Chinese see a weak link. They probably saw him on TV and go, this guy's retarded.
Starting point is 00:19:53 He's in the Northern California area, big Asian community. She'll hide beautifully. It's like sending a Gideon to Brooklyn from Detroit. Anyways, said a former congressional staffer from the East Bay. So they are not playing games, the Chinese. I kill you.
Starting point is 00:20:12 I kill you right now. I bet you do. They made Swalwell's ties to the Chinese American community and particularly APAPA, the Asian American Civic Organization, especially important. Why does it matter? Why does all this
Starting point is 00:20:25 matter, folks? The alleged operation offers a rear window into how Beijing has tried to gain access to and influence U.S. political circles. Meanwhile, the Dems are yelling what? Russia, fucking Russia, Russia the last four years as a distraction. Why? Because Joe Biden and the Democrat Party have been sucking Chinese dick forever. Look over here. Trump's a Russian spy. Meanwhile, gobble, gobble
Starting point is 00:20:51 over here. I hope that wasn't too complicated. I gave it some Muppet fucking action. While the suspected operatives activities appear to have ended
Starting point is 00:21:01 during the Obama administration, concern about Beijing's influence operations have spanned President Trump's time in office and will continue. Yes, and he brought it up. And you all people went, oh, you're crazy. Remember Biden during the election? What?
Starting point is 00:21:15 What, they're going to eat out? Come on, man. They're going to eat out lunch? Come on, man. Don't you guys see? Don't you connect all the dots? At least Trump called them out. Don't you guys see, don't you connect all the dots?
Starting point is 00:21:24 At least Trump called them out. And we showed you that video, right, this week, earlier this week, of that economic professor in Beijing bragging how they had Chinese people at the top over here dealing with Wall Street people. Thank you, Joe Biden and the Democrats selling us out. You filthy, motherless fucks. Trump's time and will continue to be a core focus for the United States' contraintelligence during the Biden administration.
Starting point is 00:21:50 I wouldn't bet on it. Through campaign fundraising, extensive networking, personal charisma, and romantic or sexual relationships with at least two Midwestern mayors. She was fucking, guys, in Midwest. Wow, baby. Me so hor well baby me so horny me so horny
Starting point is 00:22:09 fang was able to gain proximity to political power according to current and former u.s intelligence officials and one former elected official even though the united states officials do not believe fang received or passed classified information, the case was a big deal because there were some really, really sensitive people that were caught up in the intelligence network, a current senior U.S. intelligence official said. Private but unclassified information about government officials, such as their habits, preferences, schedules, social networks, and even rumors about them as a form of political intelligence. Collecting such information is a key part of what foreign intelligence agencies do.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Do you understand? That's why it's so important, if you're wondering. But what's so ironic, the irony here, so Swalwell, again, he was on every day when we were going through Russiagate and Mullergate. He was on right from the beginning calling President Trump this and that, a puppet of Putin. Here's the retarded fucking Matt Damon. Donald Trump for years had been working with the Russians. He brought people on his campaign who had ties to the Russians. We have seen a candidate and a president who has spoken in very flattering ways about Vladimir Putin.
Starting point is 00:23:34 All of the arrows continue to point to a personal, political and financial relationship that Donald Trump had with the Russians. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon! Oh, fucking idiot! Meanwhile, he's in bed, maybe literally, with a Chinese spy. As people always say that are in politics with the fucking libs, they're always doing what they're accusing other people of doing.
Starting point is 00:24:01 That guy is just a retard. He used to go on Tucker Carlson. It was like watching Stallone and Rocky hit the meat in the fucking freezer. Just beat this guy silly. And he'd come back for more. Not to mention he farted on air. And I didn't even bother bringing that up. Jason, what did your mother text?
Starting point is 00:24:19 She said, are you covering that farting? Louder, louder, louder. She said, are you covering that farting chink fucker? Jason's mother said, are you covering that farting chink fucker? Jason's mother said, are you covering that farting chink fucker? I couldn't have said that better. That's a little too racist for me. God, I love that woman. Do we have another? We actually have another video of shithead.
Starting point is 00:24:43 You said an agent of Russia. He works on their behalf. With Margaret Hoover. He works on their behalf. Meanwhile, he's finished. He go bye bye. I hope.
Starting point is 00:25:03 And then Don Jr. Donnie Jr., who I met personally of I met personally, I went to his thing. He called me backstage and we've had him on the show a number of times. And he can speak, man. He's out there. I'm guessing it's coffee unless he's hanging out with Hunter. But anyways, he went on because obviously he watched his dad and himself and his family being attacked by the retarded Matt Damon. So Don Jr. had a chance. I think he was on with Tucker to, you know, let the moron have it. Here's that clip. Watching the opening monologue, I appreciate you calling out Eric Swalwell as someone who was probably the number two recipient of his tinfoil hat brigade attacks about Russia for years, where he called me a traitor. I find it very ironic that he was perhaps
Starting point is 00:25:56 sleeping with a Chinese spy that what but certainly that one had infiltrated his inner circle. And what I find even scarier is that you are one of the few people, as usual, calling balls and strikes and calling this sort of stuff out while the rest of the media remain silent. We shouldn't be surprised about the media being silent on this issue, which is truly a national security threat while this man sits on the House Intelligence Committee. But we also shouldn't be surprised that someone who basically may have soiled himself on national TV also allowed his agency and his group to be infiltrated by a Chinese spy. So when he referenced him soiling himself while he was talking about when he farted on air,
Starting point is 00:26:37 we played it, you know, 50 times and he had some excuse for up and down. Soiling himself. Anyways, boy, does Don Jr. Come on, fight it up. Every time he comes on TV, it's hard to keep up with him. You're going to eat lightning and you're going to crap thunder. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon.
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Starting point is 00:29:38 folks, we need the donations now. And I know you're waiting for your stimulus money and it's the holidays, but if you want, let's keep the show afloat. You know, fucking YouTube. They got to watch out, man. They are playing with fire. I got a story coming up later on about them getting rid of any content that questions the election results.
Starting point is 00:29:59 This is total totalitarian behavior. Welcome to 1984 do you know cynthia johnson is well you wouldn't want to she's a real piece of filth oh look at her there she is looks like dennis robman when he was in high school hey cynthia look this way fucking tw twat. Cynthia Johnson threatens Trump supporters. This is an elected official from Michigan. Imagine, imagine. It's always violence with them. I mean, the politicians. Democrat Michigan State Rep Cynthia Johnson
Starting point is 00:30:38 was stripped of her committee seat by senior GOP state officials after she released a video on Facebook Tuesday as a warning to Trump supporters who had left her threatening messages. How's it feel, bitch? Oh, the left can do it. Were you whining when everybody else was? I'm black, y'all, and I'm black.
Starting point is 00:31:04 You fat, nasty black bitch. Johnson posted the video after sharing a series of messages on her social media account showing screenshots and voice recordings from people threatening the Democratic state representative. Did I go past the clip already? Let's take a look at what she had to say here. So this is just a warning to you Trumpers. What folks says about this family, I do. Be careful. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady, but the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson and eat like a field hand and die like a hog. Should have turned her down. Enough is enough. And for those of you who are soldiers, you know how to do it.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Oh, a threat. Do it right. Do it right. Be in order. Be in order. Make them pay. Make them pay. I love y'all.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Do you? I hate your fucking black guts, cunt. How about that, you militant twat? This is what it's come to. This is what gets elected. Hateful female slash almost gay minorities. Huh? Nick, you sound so bigoted. Good, good. Sweetie, I hate you more than you could ever fucking hate me and so do all the other Trump supporters and justifiably so you are a product of affirmative action you couldn't even made the team in the fucking 70s and 80s
Starting point is 00:32:34 when you had to have credentials several of the messages included racial and misogynistic slurs one person calling her a ghetto hood rat adding they hoped she would choke on a chicken bone that's going too far another person left her a voice message telling her i hope you like burning crosses in your front yard that's silly that's silly but you know what not any more hateful than what they did not any more hateful than how they treated politicians on the right. So you guys open this can of worms by stealing the election. Enjoy the next fucking four years if jerk off gets in. The target of harassment of Johnson appeared after her aggressive questioning during a
Starting point is 00:33:37 hearing last week when President Trump's personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, appeared in front of the state's House Oversight Committee to testify on alleged voter fraud. Johnson grew angry during the testimony, which consisted of witnesses alleging firsthand knowledge of what they believed was election and voter fraud. She repeatedly asked the chairman, is this not typical of the left? Why the witnesses weren't under oath? And the chairman said to her it's a sick question you're a sick fuck and i'm not that sick that i'm gonna answer it republican state representative matt hall told fox news prior to the hearing that the witnesses would not be under
Starting point is 00:34:18 oath because the hearing was informational working session and not legal proceedings but she's too ignorant to understand that we're an oversight committee looking at how the election was conducted in michigan and trying to find ways we can improve moving forward hall said and she got pissed and now she's pissed because they got caught stealing the election and fucking around in Michigan. People are going to dox her. And I say, go for it. Lay it out there. Well, Nick, now you're stupid to their level.
Starting point is 00:34:54 That's how you fight. Fire with, you can't have one team. You can't have a football game where one team doesn't have to play by the rules. They can run out of bounds. There's no penalties. And the other team's trying to play by the rules. So you've got to cheat just like they don't, and you've got to get as mean as them.
Starting point is 00:35:09 That's how I think. Well, that's ignorant. No, it's not. It's how the revolution kicked off. I'm not going to get in this one. I've got a bad shoulder and my hip hurts, but you guys have fun. Let's stay in the irony department. This one will make your nipples like razor blades youtube trying to hide their tracks after helping rig the fucking election that was my headline and
Starting point is 00:35:33 my take on it listen to this folks on wednesday youtube right youtube who owns youtube google right who controls almost every bit of information in the world. YouTube announced that on Wednesday, yesterday, it will begin removing any content alleging widespread voter fraud influenced, if your opinion is that widespread voter fraud influenced the outcome of the 2020 U.S. presidential election. YouTube is going to remove it. And for you, do your own work, do your own work, do your own trust.
Starting point is 00:36:12 In the immediate aftermath of the November 3rd election, YouTube came under fire for allowing channels to publish videos making false claims about election results. So people on YouTube, leftist jerk-offs, complained when people had the nerve to ask about the election results. So people on YouTube, leftist jerk offs, complained when people had the nerve to ask about the election results. In one instance, one American news network, a verified YouTube channel, published a video declaring that Trump won the election.
Starting point is 00:36:40 At the time, YouTube defended its decision to let the video stand, saying in a statement, like other companies, we're allowing these videos because the discussion of election results and the process of counting votes is allowed on YouTube. Well, then what the fuck happened since then? You get a call from the people at Google, Mr. Pinchar. The company went on to say that content from authoritative news organizations were the most popular videos about the election. And I don't think they meant that as a compliment to OAN. In its Wednesday blog, YouTube said that its decision to begin removing misleading election videos follows the U.S.'s safe harbor deadline.
Starting point is 00:37:22 And that enough states have certified their election results to determine a president-elect. You can stick that safe harbor thing up your ass. Trump even said it. So did Sidney Powell. See what they're doing? Here's the irony in this. We already did stories about YouTube, right? Not the hunter biden shit when it came out remember taking shit down they helped they helped biden get elected by omitting story they took a poll of people who voted for biden almost 50 had never heard of the Hunter Biden scandal. And of those 50%, 10% of them said that they would have changed their vote. Think about that. So by omitting information and just, you know, feeding you what you want to know and keeping other shit away from you
Starting point is 00:38:20 to help Joe Biden get elected. Now they're trying to cover their tracks by anybody putting shit up going, hey, it's like a criminal coming back to the house he robbed and wiping his, you know, footprints in the kitchen. They helped fix it. Not my opinion. It's a fact.
Starting point is 00:38:39 I'm always right about this shit. Check it in about a month and a half. And again, if Biden gets in there, it doesn't mean this shit. Check it in about a month and a half. And again, if Biden gets in there, it doesn't mean this shit didn't happen. Starting Wednesday, YouTube will begin removing, get this, any new content that misleads view. Who the fuck says it's misleading? Who makes that decision?
Starting point is 00:38:59 You arrogant, totalitarian, motherless fucks. Oh my God. This is an all-out war on the First Amendment. No exaggeration. You guys should be getting creeped the fuck out. That misleads viewers about the outcome of the 2020 election. So if you post anything saying, you wonder why this show, I think we got off at the right time.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Oh my God. The fucking balls on these people. You smug cocksucker fuck you exactly youtube's announcement follows a series of lawsuits placed by the donald trump campaign challenging the results of the election on tuesday the supreme court rejected a request to block certification of pennsylvania's election results making it nearly impossible for Republicans to invalidate Joe Biden's victory, which is not true. They blocked an injunction
Starting point is 00:39:49 or something like no biggie. In the post, YouTube said its election information panels, whatever that is, had surfaced over 200,000 election related videos that were shown over 4.5 billion times. The company said that it would update these panels. What do they mean by that? Actual people? We'll get more biased people?
Starting point is 00:40:14 Are panels a computed thing? Yeah, they're actually like little panels that appear on the page that redirect people to election information. Oh, that's what they meant by panel. There you go. people to election oh that's what they meant by panel there you go they would update these panels so they will be biased against trump people linking to electoral college results provided by the office of the federal register calling biden the official president well duh oh my god you guys ought to be fucking furious Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Un-fucking-real. It's right out there. The most powerful company. This is why they have to be broken to a million pieces. Speaking of that, the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission, you know what they did yesterday? They sued to bust up Facebook. On Wednesday, the FTC sued to break up Facebook. The government agency is asking a federal court
Starting point is 00:41:08 to force the sale of assets such as Instagram and WhatsApp as independent businesses. And what's his name? Zuckerberg to sell his 72 Camaro and his canoe and all of them. That's his pocketbook, but it's way too small on that picture. The lawsuit asked the federal court to order the divestiture of assets. Why can I say that today?
Starting point is 00:41:37 Too much caffeine. Divestiture or reconstruction of businesses, including but not limited to Instagram and or WhatsApp, as well as other possible relief the court might want to add. Facebook has maintained its monopoly position, this is a guy talking from the FTC, by buying up companies that present competitive threats and by imposing restrictive policies that unjustifiably hinder actual or potential rivals that Facebook does not or cannot acquire. That's a pretty good definition. The commission said in the lawsuit in federal court and the nation's
Starting point is 00:42:18 capital. So they have to be, I mean, this has to be broken up. Unbelievable. Get this through your head. Get this through your head. you Jew motherfucker, you. Hey, AZ, AZ.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Just the facts, man. Attorneys general from 48 states and territories said they were filing their own lawsuit against Facebook, reflecting the broad and widespread concern about how much power Facebook and its CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, have accumulated on the internet. Guys, think about this. Just think, you know how this started, right? As him as a dorky pimple-faced freshman at Harvard trying to get laid. once again, I had a whole bit about it, how the world evolved as a result of men trying to meet the demands and expectations of women. That's how it came about. The caveman,
Starting point is 00:43:16 whatever. It's a great bit. If I could remember, it'd be hilarious. But bottom line, this all started when he was trying to get some pussy. And now he's actually manipulating campaigns, United States presidential campaigns. Him and his jerk-off friends. So thank you whores over at Harvard. Even if government lawyers win a judgment against Facebook, it will be up to a federal judge what to do about the company's dominant position. It's rare in American history for a big company to be broken up, but it's happened in the past. The last time being, you know when?
Starting point is 00:43:57 My senior year in college, and I remember it well. AT&T, the phone company. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Starting point is 00:44:06 The FTC on a 3-2 vote filed the case after an investigation that stretched more than a year. Commission staffers had been preparing the lawsuit for months and recommended that the FTC vote to bring a case. Personal social network is central to the lives of millions of Americans, said Ian Conner, director of the FTC's Bureau of Competition. Where have you been, Ian? Sleep in the last five years? Facebook's actions to entrench and maintain its monopoly deny consumers the benefit of competition, which is how this country got great. But see, the people in charge like Zuckerberg right now, the hey, everybody gets a trophy and competition is bad, they're running the world right now.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Our aim is to roll back Facebook's anti-competitive conduct and restore competition so that innovation and free competition can thrive. I don't know enough about business to see how this is going to work. Let's say they bust them up. They bust them up and, you know, there's a million ways of getting around it, right? Zuckerberg calls a lot of his friends or whatever and goes, look, change your name and buy this. What's that? Whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Whatever. I'm sure there's ways around i'm sure there's clauses anyways upon news of the fdc lawsuit stocks of facebook dropped uh by four percent so i absolutely lost nothing i don't have any facebook stock, but I did buy into the Flowbee when that came out in the 80s. And I think that's up 3% since George Clooney said it was great. Here's some good news and why I love Donald Trump as a president. ICE, you know, the people that chase down the illegals, they're going to discontinue inherent bias training for executives. I'll just translate inherent bias training for executives. I'll just translate inherent bias training.
Starting point is 00:46:05 That's if you work for ICE, you have to go in a room and a classroom and they tell you how bad you are because you were born white and all that fuck. And America's bad because it's racist, inherently racist, and it treats illegals horribly. And Trump got wind of this, said, and sucked my ass. The Immigration and Customs Enforcement,
Starting point is 00:46:23 that's ICE agency, is ending several diversity programs President Trump has called divisive. God damn it. Good for you. According to reports, Tuesday, the move was implemented in response to an executive order signed by the president
Starting point is 00:46:40 back in October. The measure banned particular training programs which taught a divisive and anti-American rhetoric to government employees. So good riddance. Bye-bye. The so-called tools of tolerance.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Oh my God. Tools of tolerance training program required ICE executives to spend several days at the Los Angeles Museum of Tolerance in the Holocaust Museum. Oh my God. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. They were required to engage in inherent bias training seminars.
Starting point is 00:47:21 In other words, telling white people you're inherently biased. You think they were saying that to the fucking Hispanic and black ice guys? Can you imagine inherently biased tranting seminars, which taught concepts such as the notion that inherent racism permeates American society. And to you, I say, I will make the argument it's the least racist place on earth. You can make that argument because anywhere on the globe, you'll find ethnic fighting and rape. We're the only ones who was dumb enough
Starting point is 00:47:59 to invite the world here and it was working out pretty good. I love how the left holds this country to a different standard they never mentioned that when the west was the first to abolish slavery and it was created in some shithole in the middle east anyways i digress imagine anyways trump said enough of that shit good for him and i'm sure biden the first thing he'll do is wipe that out. But you know, they're not being taught that. They're being taught that we're not great, President Trump stated during a previous campaign rally. That's understating it.
Starting point is 00:48:38 I've also issued an executive order to prohibit the teaching of critical race theory in the federal government. Critical race theory is a Marxist doctrine. So you can say goodbye to that, you leftist things. Good night until we meet again. Adios, au revoir, Auf Wiedersehen. That was inclusive. Adios, Auf Wiedersehen, German, Spanish. Critical race theory. You want the hair on your neck to stand up? Read some of that, what they're going to teach kids.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Oh, my fucking word. You might as well just take a white student in the class and beat him to death with a broom handle in front of the other kids. No exaggeration. I got a big hoot out of this one. I got a big hoot out of this one. I know Russia's kind of our enemy, but not to the extent that the Democrats say. But I got a kick out of this.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Remember when COVID was breaking, all the countries reporting how many people dying. Everybody's like, we lost 1,500 or 4,000 this week. And Russia's like, six people sneezed. Just fucking lying through their dirty teeth. But anyways, they got a vaccine over there. I think it's turtle wax and Stoli. Russia says no booze after you get the COVID vaccination.
Starting point is 00:49:56 That country, no booze. It's like taking fucking cocaine away from Colombia. Look at these guys. It's 11 degrees. They're having a snowball fight. Look at the guy in the middle. It's Ovechkin. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Russian officials are warning citizens to avoid alcohol for two months after receiving their country's COVID-19 vaccine. The tough-to-swallow news for one of the world's heaviest drinking countries. We talked to Putin's assistant about it. And then you get those dumb pedestrians. On the way over here, one old lady walked right in front,
Starting point is 00:50:41 right in front of my car. I had to swerve right off the sidewalk to keep from hitting her. I'll laugh at that till I'm 100. The warning came from Russian Deputy Prime Minister Tatyana Golikov, who said in an interview, God, I thought she was going to be much hotter with Tatyana, in an interview that Russians will have to observe extra precautions during the 42 days it takes for the Sputnik V coronavirus vaccine.
Starting point is 00:51:12 They're naming it after rockets. Vaccine to become effective. Russians will have to refrain from visiting crowded places, wear face masks, use sanitizer. Look, they're just copying all the rules that everybody else has.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Minimize contact and refrain from drinking alcohol or talking to the Democrat Party of the United States. From drinking alcohol or taking immunosuppressant drugs. Golikova said. She said that to the TASNUJ agency. I got a subscription. According to the World Health Organization, Russia is the fourth largest consumer of alcohol per person in the world,
Starting point is 00:51:57 just being beat out by the University of Maine, Florida State. The average Russian consumes 15.1 liters. That's almost four gallons of alcohol every Tuesday. No, four gallons a year. You want to get laid? Hit the fucking Moscow. It's going to be tough. Russia's efforts to vaccinate its population began in earnest over the weekend in Moscow.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Health authorities in the country estimate that 100,000 people have already been inoculated. By the end of the week, all regions of the country will join this campaign, Golikova said. And then she finished, did two shots. Is this the final story? God damn it, I didn't save one
Starting point is 00:52:50 for the... That's it, folks. That is it, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget to edit that. I don't want them getting ripped off. That is it for the week. Thank you guys so much. Again, thecomicsgym.com.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Start making the jump over there, please. That way I'll be able to play. I think I can play clips of movie. I don't know. Right, Jace? Do we get away with all that shit? Maybe copyright. I don't know how it works, but I'll be, you know, I'll be as nasty as ever. I'm fed up. This election thing has got me fucking crazy. And it really is. It really is. I read some guy, don't take it from me, some comic, but some guy who follows politics, a journalist at a paper, he said, this is like, this is asking for fucking,
Starting point is 00:53:37 this is worth dying over. And the people on the left are getting upset. They're getting death threats and shit. Turn it up a notch. All right. I'm sure that'll make it out there. That is it. Again, and don't forget cameo.com, ladies and gentlemen.
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