The Nick DiPaolo Show - TDS At Smoothie King | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1864

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

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Yes. Hello, everybody. How are you on a Tuesday? Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show. Louder with Crowder. Speaking of the devil, I will be on his show tomorrow morning. And the next morning, so please tune in. Again, that's Texas time. Hour difference, I want to say.

Yes, so you get all that. I'll be on Crowder. and you get it for free. If you want it ad free, sign up for Rumble Premium. So follow my channel and download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about my heavy day. I can't stop it.

What are you talking about today? Oh, Trump surprised everybody and came out and said, yeah, I'm going to the correspondence dinner. I fucking love it. This guy does not miss a trick. He's like, I've done such a good job that I don't care if they come up if they have to sit there.

First of all, who's the comic? Did they get a comic? He'll probably host it and shit on them. I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know who's feeding him what to do, but man, are they on the money? He's just going to go, yeah. He says, he says I accepted it because they know him.

He comes right out and say, he, and this is what people hate about him. And I've been saying, this is what I love about. When you're a white guy, you have to toot your own horn when it comes to the media and politics or if you're a comedian and show business. You have to teach your own horn. No one else is going to fucking do it for you. Okay? So good for him.

Hope Seth Meyer shows up. He's the reason Trump got elected in the first place. How did that feel, Seth? And he still tries to shit on him. Oh, you fucking poor soul. Also, there's a CBS reporter in Austin, you know, on the ground or doing a remote young kid, Italian, and he basically told his bosses to kiss his ass. They gave him some instructions.

Very entertaining. What's the Schofield scores thing about? I can't remember you. The Idaho defamation. Yes. That horrible murder with Brian Colberg, you know, that Idaho College. Well, there was some black students. student chick out of Houston trying to implement a woman professor there and that backfired

in her fat face and also another blow uh no I actually I'm gonna go the other one you guys want it I don't watch it I'll stop if I'm scrab but I see that a young kid dies on the show and I go for Christ's sake am I dreaming or do they have they lost a thousand people since his show came and I gogol it and I'm pretty close hose. If you want to commit suicide, just audition for that show. You'd be finished. Not to make light of it, but it's their interesting way they make a living. So we'll take a look at that. And a few other things that I haven't mentioned on the plane tonight right after the show. Staying at a different hotel. Apparently mine was already booked. We booked this at the last

second, which is that, I'm like King over at the other one. They fucking, they're all Asian girls behind the counter. And I'd be racist on purpose. I go, oh, I met you last time. They go, no, I just started here. I go, no, you fucking look just like her. Don't tell me. No, you were here.

Don't you tell me. They're very polite. That's the hotel that when I came in, I was the customer of the week or a month or whatever to fuck. Remember they had a thing? I got my room. There was a gift basket. And they put me in the presidential suite.

I filmed it. I should have put it on the show. It was really, I go, what's that, got an extra couch or bed? I go in there, I could have had a goddamn, I could have had 40 hookers over and not even filled one room. There was a room with a pool table in it.

It was fucking tremendous. I'm in there blasting balls off the wall. Suck it pool. But it was fun. I'm in there working up and sweating. Talking to myself, sideball, yeah, but. side pocket left nut that's what I meant

anyhow yeah so I'm standing another giant I guess I won't mention it seeing that you know we have ISIS cells floating around the country buckle up I'll say it again folks and I'm rarely wrong when I make predictions because I study what I'm gonna say beforehand and you don't have to be Nostradamus to predict this one how about the I don't even have this as a story though how about the Democrats holding back money from the DHS. Am I right on that one,

DHS? Department of Homeland Security. Hold them back that, knowing, knowing, they're out there predicting. The terrorists are out there predicting it. We're going to whack you back. And God knows how many are running around out there thanks to Biden. And the Democrats want to hold back the funding. I want you to think because of the ICE. Think about that for a second.

I want you to think about, I swear to God, This is my statement. I thought it was pretty, I was going to give it to Guth. I said, no, it's my own. I'm keeping this one. Not that he, the guy's brilliant. You see him on the five? He comes up with shit.

I'm not kissing his ass here, but that fucking guy sees stuff. He reminds me a Limbaugh. Rush always had an angle on something that nobody else did. A thousand shows will be talking about the same thing, and I'd put on Russia in here, a whole different take on it. And Guffel's, he's got that instinct. But I was thinking, I swear to go, were this close to world peace? after we take care of the Middle East with this close you know what stands between the whole world and peace American Democrat Party and is their cohorts in the media I swear to God you eliminate them and we're half way with

fucking 95% hope to everybody get along doesn't it feel that way anyways but then I saw a clip right before I came here of Marco Rubio sort of admitting that this whole Iran war thing going on now was because he said we were told that if if anybody attacks Iran, they're going to attack America. So we knew that he said, we knew that Israel was going to attack Iran. So we got there. So he sort of admitted to what like people like Tucker Carlson have been saying and Megan Kelly and a whole bunch of people that we're under the thumb of a bibby.

Yahoo and you know and the big argument is American kids are dying not for America first for Israel for it and you can make a legitimate fucking beef I guess but my take on it was let's and I know you're gonna if Israel wasn't in the picture right they would still be who they are the crazy fucking mullahs and shit right and they are Islamic fundamentalists their end goal is to take over the world They've been doing it for thousands of years. Let's say Israel wasn't in the picture. Eventually, they would want to get a bomb and hit us either way.

And I think you can look at it this way, too. America's going, okay, you know what? We have to look at our interest for us. If we need to use Israel to get to the top, we will. Why don't you look at it like that? I could be fucking wrong. I do understand people who don't want my sons and daughters dying for Israel. I understand that too.

But I'm just saying we could be using them. I mean, it was our technology that fucking wiped out Iran. And there's, I mean, don't get me wrong, they have their own game. Israel whacked a meeting that was going on yesterday to even talk. I think they were having a meeting about a meeting who might be the next leader. And they smoked that meeting. These fuckers can't go to the fucking bathroom without looking over their shoulders. And then I read why.

Israel has been hacking whatever they hack for two, three years now to follow. They could have whack Manny fucking a year ago. They had his daily routine down. I say get them when they're down there kissing the rug. But then again, the missile goes right over their head and they win. Al-Aqba. But you know what I'm saying? Who cares?

We end up and, and, um, As you know, Iran was selling oil to Russia. Russia would go, okay, and, you know, give them zillions of dollars for the oil. And they say, now, you buy back our weapons. They had a nice thing going on there. Same with China. And when Trump whack Venezuela and Iran, that fucks up China a lot and Russia. I don't know if we need to be pushing them together, but I'm just saying, I'm just saying,

Why can't, why can't they, you know, the three, why can't Putin, Trump and Xi Jinping get in the room and go, okay, look, we run the joint, especially America. Trump will be, I run the joint. But I'm just saying, we're that close. But then you get the Democrat Party.

Yeah, that's right. Can you imagine the first shooting at a mall or a fucking mass explosion here? Good luck, Democrat. And you know what? Because of the media still, It'll still be a close election. I'm fucking, I'm done. For a show that I said wasn't going to get much political,

it got way more political since I've said there. But that's because World War III kicked off and a bunch of other shit. Anyways, we can kind of lighten up, even though this is about Trump. Here's Donnie. President Trump stunned Washington inside his Monday by announcing that he will attend

this year's White House Correspondents dinner on April 25th after snubbing journalists and skipping all prior dinners during his presidency. He even outplayed them on this, I swear to God. He goes, I'm not going to show up for that dinner and get shit on for two hours. That's how this thing whole started in the first place.

The White House Correspondents Association has asked me very nicely to be the honoree at this year's dinner along and storied tradition since it began in 1924 under the then-president Calvin Coolidge. Right here, Calvin Coolidge, right friend of mine. Darren's watching the crowd his dad and going, they won't get that. Every time I do an old reference, he goes, that's way.

He doesn't understand that. I'm not saying everything, so they'll get it. I'm just being myself. I did a, you know what, I did a Groucho Marx yesterday. And he goes, he texts me, he goes, that's way before our time. And I go, it wasn't a joke. It's a reference. They can Google it. Some of my people read.

Anyways, let me do my Calvin Coolidge. What number was he? Come on, Nick. You're under pressure. Harding was 29. Woodrow Wilson. Coolidge was, I forget. 28, I think.

I'll name them for you from 1 to 47 when we have time. I got flash got you. Since I got them, it hasn't been one question about the president's on jeopardy in six months. They're like, what river runs through Mongolia? His sister's ass runs through Mongolia. Anyways, yeah, Calvin Coolidge was the last time. So Trump's going to do that shit.

You know? So they said president, yeah, hasn't been some Calvich Coolidge. In honor, they asked him to do that. But they come to him. They come to Trump. I'd be like, why do you want me to be there? Well, you're the president, and yeah. And I would have said.

That's a sick question. You're a sick fucking. I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. But I'm coming anyway. I love it. Love the attention. A lot of attention. In honor of our nation's 250th birthday

and the fact that these correspondents now admit, this is why I love them, that I am truly one of the greatest presidents in the hit. And that's why people hate them. And the history of our country, the goat that's him talking he was the best guy around

according to many he throws that in and you know what Mr. Trump goddamn right I don't give a fog with anybody it will be my honor I wish this guy was 68 years old to accept their invitation

and work to make it the greatest, hottest and most spectacular dinner of any kind ever he's going to How do you, Hefner, in the 70s and all that titty hanging out at the fucking salad bar? Trump added, because the press was extraordinarily bad to me, fake news all, right from the beginning of my first term, I boycotted the event. Told them to go fuck their mothers and never went as an honoree.

However, I look forward to being with everyone this year, and hopefully it'll be something very special. That's a young Melanian. Wow, that's 15 years ago. Oh! What a life he's What a life I killed a gopher with a stick watch Best line ever on Mesh

Let's take a look And this is why he's doing it Let's take a look at these assholes Who he's talking about Who are so bad to him And laughed about him even running for president And some of these assholes have retired since Because he just made him look so silly

They had nowhere to go other people like Seth Meyer's got to make a living, I guess, but it makes him look even more retarded. It's so fucking enjoyable. But remember all the predictions? This is a little quick montage to remember how they treated him even before he ran the first time. He's not going to be president.

He is not, Donald Trump is not going to be president. Or Donald or Donald or Flonal or Connell. Oh, let's ask him. The state's already. I think that man will be president of the United States. about the time that spaceships filled with dinosaurs

and redcapes. I don't get it. Take it from me. How about that? And then of course there's Donald Trump. Oh, look at faggot. Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.

That set the flame right there. Look at Trump. I wish you had a bubble over his head. Donald Trump, just last week, he confirmed the National Review that he is again considering a run. considering a run in 2016. Do it. There's the biggest asshole of them all.

Do it. He did fucking limey. Write you a campaign check now. ...on your heart of this country which does not want you to be president, but which badly wants you to run. So when you stand and deliver... You fucking... I'm funny scumb.

I'm still waiting for that line me to say something funny. I swear to go to other people at HBO go, oh he's got a British accent. makes them sophisticated. That's how stupid they are. That guy is a fucking ass. Come to our country and say that shit. Yeah, our country. It's not a global thing. We're not all going to hold hands. Our country until somebody takes it from us. I mean, our world, I should say. Do it. Do it. Well, he did it and stuck it right up your ass and your mother's Nick. Don't talk like, oh, it's not Fox News. Go fuck yourself. Okay, let's listen to the worst president of the history of the country and probably the most dangerous.

somehow he hit it beautifully. You got him talking to that rapist almost. That state of the union address in no part of your mind or brain can you imagine Donald Trump standing up one day and delivering a state of the union address? Well, I can imagine it in a Saturday night skit. I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president. They get paused. They get nervous when they say it. Donald, he said Trump, Trump, they get nervous. You know I mean? They're getting nervous even when they try to say some.

And then you got this guy, this homo- United States. And we better be ready for the fact that he might be leading the Republican ticket. Because he's not being sarcastic there. I was watching when he said that. And he was reading about what he knew Trump was a threat. So he's not being tongue-in-cheek here. But that's how, watch all the pompous assholes at the table go,

you don't believe that. He meant it. I know you don't believe that, but I want to go on. Sorry to laugh. Okay, here we are. And which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election? Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump. Look at her.

And so, right now, Mr. Trump, to answer your call for political honesty, I just want to say, you're not going to be president, all right? It's been fun. It's been great. you assholes cheering every one of you. But come on, come on, buddy. All, let's say, cow pooh-poo aside, there is zero chance we'll be seeing you

being sworn in on the Capitol steps with your hand on a giant golden Bible. Good. Just to refresh your memory on why he has every right not to show up. But I love it. He's been so successful. He's going to sit there

and just enjoy the fucking people eating crow, hopefully. Tremendous. Tremendous. This guy has, not only were they wrong, he'll never become, he became president twice, actually three times, if you want to be real about it. But let's say twice. And, yeah, he's in the discussion.

He's the greatest president ever. I don't give a shit what you said. I've never seen anybody get more done in my life. Got more done in a year than most, the last three presidents together in their lifetime. At least it feels that way, doesn't it? Anyways, that'll be enjoyable. We, oh, folks,

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Shall we? In our Lib's Eat and Lib segment tonight, a CBS Austin reporter was seen on a live Facebook stream, appearing to get a directive. Can imagine this is a headline? This is how biased them. Apparing to get a directive from a superior to steer away from a pro-Israel,

pro-U.S. and pro-Trump protest behind. This is in Austin, Texas, by the way. To find, you know, the fact that that's going on in Austin at all is amazing. anyways and then they told me yeah we're not covering they then he refused to go along with the instruction on camera

on camera of course it takes an Italian Vinnie Matarano was outside the Texas Capitol on Saturday covering dueling demonstrations in the wake of U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iran when a crew member handed him a phone with a message

from an unnamed boss I hope it wasn't Barry Weiss the woman that took overseas although she's been doing pretty good a matter of fact she should blow this up and say see we're trying to be objective here but he did this on his own let's take a look real quick

he's gonna a producer is going to hand him the phone and he's going to read it and go what does this mean and the producer goes we don't want to we don't want to be covering basically not supposed to be covering something pro Trump you know or pro whatever so and then this

This is how we handle it. Go ahead, Vinnie. Thank you, Trump. Thank you, and they were thanking Habib. Wait a man, who's the black chick? Who is that? She didn't look at him. She looked back black American.

Arabs can't dance. Well, they're belly dances, you're right. Anyways, that's him telling it's a boss to go, shit, and a girl's voice. An off-screen staff answered, it means they don't want us to focus on this. Imagine I'm saying that. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Sinclair Broadcast Group, which owns way too much media,

at least a lot of people said that, which owns CBS Austin, insisted that Motirano had not been instructed to avoid certain perspective. What else you're going to say? What else can you say? Stacey Manager directed the crew to follow our... Here it comes, folks.

What do I say when they lie on the left? It's always about safety, the good of the people. It's always a safety thing or a kid thing. They play on your emotions. It's the same handbook. So stupid. Station management directed the crew to follow our standard protests and rally safety and coverage guidelines. Remain on the perimeter, gather necessary content, complete the live shot. The read went out of a handbook that's, and moved to a safe location. A Sinclair

spokesperson told the post that in an email. There was no directive to avoid or de-emphasize any particular perspective, the spokesperson. And the guidance. was focused on safety, logistics, and ensuring comprehensive coverage in a rapidly evolving situation. I'm sure it was until he stood in front of a pro-Trump, a pro-Israel. The safety of our team is top, again, top priority. What did he say? It wasn't even a dangerous. It wasn't a protest. It was a rally.

Different thing. Yeah. I mean, they said dueling protest, unless these people are answering a pro thing, but I don't think so because they would have been standing in front of that, right? The moment was clipped out to roughly 35 seconds and quickly went viral. See how sharp the people are on the, as it got reshared by conservative social media accounts?

Again, I haven't heard anybody refer to a liberal social media account or a liberal author or a far left author. Or if it's always far right, you notice, folks, that's how you pick up on little shit like that. It's been like that forever. The exchange, and I blame people like Fox News, for not saying our guest is a real left-wing asshole.

The exchange was seen as evidence that the media was trying to bury a show of support for President Trump and the military action. Yeah. In footage described on the live stream, Monterano is surrounded by demonstrators waving Iranian flags and chanting.

Thank you, Trump. Thank you, Bibby. A reference to, yeah, we know the reference. What the fuck? What is this, Sesame Street? Today's letter J for Jew. So anyways, good for you. What was his first name?

It was Vinnie, right? I didn't make that up. Good for you, Vincenti. Keep up the good work. Don't take no shit off nobody. Let's move on to Schofield. Scores! A federal jury in Boisey awarded

$10 million to a University of Idaho professor, a woman, after finding a Texas TikToker financially liable for spreading false claims that linked her to the 2022 stabbing deaths of four college students. Imagine those kids have been dead four years already. This one, this was like the murder of our time. It was like the book in Cold Blood that Truman Capote wrote about a family in the Midwest when these two guys broke in and just murdered them and shit. The decision came Friday in U.S. District Court in the case of Schofield v. Gileard.

Jurors awarded $7.5 million in punitive damages and 2.5 mil in compensatory damages. So that's a nice score. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? My question is, how are you going to get it out of a fucking college-age black girl? Put her on the streets.

Professor Rebecca Schofield, who chairs the University History Department, filed suit in December 2022. That's the woman. That's the teacher. No wonder why. Young black chicks hate blonde, bro. Nick, that's ridiculous. Shut it.

No it ain't. I lived in L.A. You should see how they treated my wife. Against Houston resident Ashley Gileard. The lawsuit stemmed from a series of TikTok videos in which Gileard alleged, without evidence, her. Was she a student there? Did she, that Schofield had a romantic relationship with one of the victims and arranged the

killings? Where did you? I want to know why she thought that who told her. Court filing showed that in June of 2024, Chief U.S. magistrate, Judge Raymond Patricio determined that Gileard's statements were legally defamatory, leaving only the question of monetary damages for a jury to decide. So that was the only question. According to the complaint,

Gileard began posting videos in late November of 2022, claiming Schofield had secretly been involved with one of the students and had ordered the killings. The lawsuit state, Schofield had never met any of the victims and was out of state when the murders actually took place. Here she is.

Now why would you do that, girl? what you think about. But like I said, okay, so what do they do? Garnish her wages at the foot locker for the next 10 years? You know what I mean?

What do you? How do they help me? They go after an insurance company? Where do they get the? The filing further alleges that Gileard continued. Listen to this. Publishing the accusations, even after receiving cease and desist letters

and after police publicly indicated, Schofield was not connected to the crime. Did you hear me, bitch? Oh, yes, you is. At the time, Gilead's TikTok account had garnered more than 100. That's what it is, folks. At that age, it's about followers and friends and bucket. That's all it is.

Sure, I don't care if it's against the law and I might go to jail. I need followers on TikTok. 100,000 followers with some of the videos receiving millions of interactions, according to court documents. Scofiel's legal team, argue the statements amounted to defamation because the accused her, they accused her of criminal conduct and professional misconduct that could jeopardize her academic career. During the damages trial, Schofield described the emotional toll of seeing her name associated. I still want to know

why a girl in Houston if she was an ex-stant. You know, if you did your reporting, you'd put that in there a little bit. Uh, seeing her name associated with murder online, according to the I believe that too Idaho State imagine all sitting your names thrown in the mix of national headlines and she uh jurors deliberated for less than two hours before returning their verdict and she will be hanged in Alabama Saturday at one o'clock good night everybody I'm kidding there's nothing you can't do stuff like that time yet Gowler can you do it I want to go on to the table and sleep right now woke up at 310 415 and 515 being back I don't know. It might be the apnea. I still, that might be a fact because I never used to wake myself up, but I have the last couple of those.

I don't know, folks. I think fentanyl would give me a nice, no, propofal. The shit they gave me before they stuck a camera up my asshole. That stuff is delightful. Michael Jackson, I understand. All right, let's go ahead with the. are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.

Don't use that word, Senate the Bird. It's very, it's very, uh, two employees refused who refused to serve a man and his wife. So this is another story of a young black girl being racist and paying for it. Two employees, you're going to, I might surprise with my take on this, who refused to serve a man and his wife because he was wearing a hoodie. That's right, a white couple. The husband has a hoodie with President Trump's name on it. The two black girls were, the two black girls were,

fired after a video of the heated encounter went viral. Erica Lindmeyer and her husband, Jake, were forced out of a smoothie king franchise. Can't you make your own smoothies at home? You need a fucking blender or a hammer and a couple pieces of fruit. You have fuck nuts. A smoothie king franchise location in Ann Arbor, Michigan, following a fiery clash with two young hip hoppers.

Oh, cut it. young female workers on Sunday. Here is the incident. Yeah, we're at smoothie king, and they're discriminating and saying we cannot get service because Jake has a Trump service on. Okay, well, we said you were going to leave, so please just have a great deal. We were just wanting a smoothie, and you literally looked at us, and I asked you if everything was okay.

You said we don't feel comfortable serving you because of my husband's hoodie. That is discrimination. Okay, well, have a great day. Pause. See how ignorant. They don't even know how to argue back. So have a great day. I'm a young black girl.

I can do anything the fuck I want in America. That wasn't, I actually felt, I'm not kidding you. You guys are going to go on there. Come on. I actually felt bad for these two black girls. They were that ignorant. And not because they're black. Well, that's part of it.

But they're bought into. They're fresh. I don't know if they're college age. I think they are. They've really believed that if you say, If there's something in your life that you don't agree with, you go, I'm uncomfortable, and you'll get your way. It makes me uncomfortable. Think about that.

You think they're the only persons that use that excuse at that age? That's their fucking go-to. I'm uncomfortable, so leave. They think that's how the world works. They didn't get that way by themselves. It's fucking insane. I don't know how these guys, the guy Jake was so good. I don't know how you don't lose your shit.

I would have put that girl's left tit in it. fucking titty smoothie. What? Shut it. It's a good one. My mother wrote it. What? Oh, fuck off. Anyhow. Am I almost done? I hear the... That is illegal. I think it's not to do with us. That has nothing to do with us wanting a smoothie. I said Trump discriminates us. And you like Trump, therefore you got to go. I just want you let that sink in that ignorance. Go ahead. You don't, you don't own this.

You don't own smoothie king. Literally. Like, I'm confused. Is this a joke? Good luck. Good luck. Same thing in your appointment. I don't care.

Well, your company is charged. Yeah, you will be. So literally, Jake's wearing his hoodie. They would not serve us because Jake's wearing a Trump hoodie. Talking about discrimination. That's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. No, what's embarrassing is that we're American

citizens and I wanted to get a smoothie. Because my manager was here, she said, same to you. That's my saying what I'm saying to you, okay? But then, hey, you know that's a crime, right? It's not. We have the right to refuse service here, and that's what we do. Not due to support the computer. That's so stupid.

You asked her who was wrong, and she said that she was uncomfortable, right? You asked the question, she answered. Have a great day. Pause. So, and this was why violence breaks out a lot in that community. The ignorance is at a

fucking level that you, it's unheard of. And thank God the person that's arguing with these ignorant girls has a little bit of cool. Because there are a lot of people that don't suffer fools, as they say. So you wonder why. So picture another black kid who's uneducated as her and arguing about something else. And they both come to that conclusion. What's next? The gun.

Come back in and shoot the smoothie king, motherfucker. Anyhow, can we go on to, let's go on to it. her. Let's do you. This is your life. Meet Janaya Michelle Williams. She's the employee at Smoothie King and Ann Arbor. That makes me a princess bitch who refused to serve a white couple because a man was wearing a Trump hoodie. She's now made a GoFundMe asking for help because she thinks it's no longer safe for her to return to work. Good. She brags about refusing to serve Trump supporters and claims that she was filmed without permission, which has resolved. resulted in a lot of hate comments from white people.

Oh, boy you. Oh, God, Michelle, Janaya, Shkmanaya, whatever your name is. Your poor thing. And I actually did. I was like, oh, my first incident wasn't to get mad. It's like they're so young and you're dumb when you're young anyways. But then you throw on this shit that the college professors have fed him. In a separate video shared Monday, one of the workers joked that she might have accidentally.

And this I like, too. She accidentally might have started a race war and called on the public to help remove Eric's video. Take a look. Okay, guys, so I might have accidentally started a race war, but you got me to go to her Facebook and get this video taken down. I am a minor, and she recorded me without my permission. The people in the comments are all white and they're all being heller racist. Guys, please help me get this video taken down. She recorded me without my permission.

The victim. Is she loki? Like, she literally looks Hispanic. Like, I don't know what the issue is going on here. But literally, so after I left work, literally, my coworker called me and was like basically all the higher-ups are there. and yeah like it's loki cook i might be fired guys please help me get this taken down and she's literally like bro people in the comments are literally like threatening us like what do you mean you would put hands on us and there's just so much crazy stuff like guys help help help help help oh you need

help no you're lying and you're a piece of shit good morning guys like thank you for everyone that's been supporting me um guys we need to stand up like it's a matter of good versus evil it doesn't matter red versus blue baby none of that it's good versus evil it's good versus evil it's good versus Now she's Martin with the King. Stand it for something, maybe. Do something. Okay? Thank you. She's sitting her pants. Well, well, well.

Smoothie King, otherwise known as You know the King's white, right? Confirm that the girls involved in the viral confrontation are no longer with the business as of Monday. As a brand, Smoothie King is committed. Here comes the boilerplate. smoothie king is committed to ensuring our stores are a place free of discrimination of any what is this 1948 selma surprised they didn't dump smoothies over the heads like they did at the

lunch counter with the milk that was kind of funny where every guest and team member is treated with care and respect the company wrote on x the owner of the ann arbor franchise location will also enforce i want to beat we should fucking fly there and take the class with them mandatory retraining For all employees that outlines our guest experience standards. Here's what you do, owner of the King's smoothies. I don't want to, you have to do it. Obviously, you're the smart whites. They don't get back.

You don't hire young black kids. There's some discrimination, but just be quiet about it. Because they'll always pull this shit. Well, I'm a victim. They're very good at that. But don't get me wrong. There's white kids that age that are just as rotten. How do I know?

Well, they work for me. They're in the basement, churning out toys for the kids. at the orphanage Dallas runs in Peabody. I always go with Peabody, the town next to my. Let's move on to why this country is the greatest and the craziest at the same time. Hudson River Rat. This one cracked me up because I have lived in New York,

New York City had lived for many years and used to watch that Hudson freeze over. This is the funny thing to happen on the Hudson since Louis C.K. took his new boat out and got stuck in the mud in Hudson River right off a Harlem point. for 24 hours, I think. I love that guy.

I just fucking love my buddy Louis. I would have shot myself. I'd have been so embarrassed. Not him. They brought food out to him. Somebody recognized the... I think the name of the boat was a clam lapper. They go, that's Louis.

And they brought food out because his kids were there and shit. I would have just fucking died. Of course, he turns into gold. A paddle boarder wearing a backpack coolly cruised down the Hudson River while it was still... By the way, Hudson River,

one of the most beautiful rivers in the country. I don't know if you guys ever go upstate New York and just look at it flows. It's clean and up there. Down here you have every terrorist taking a shit in it and trying to poison your sandwiches. Hudson River while it was still clogged with chunks of ice on Friday.

And witnesses couldn't believe their own eyes when they spotted the unusual sight. That's this fucking guy out there. What the hell's going on out here? Eddie Friedberg. Oh, it's 55. Oh, he was the real estate guy. Eddie Freeberg, a 55-year-old real estate broker from Greenpoint.

That's in Brooklyn. It was showing an apartment to his clients on the upper west side when they spotted a figure seemingly floating in the middle of the Hudson. Take a look at the kid. Fucking, don't forget, it's about 11 degrees probably. Kicking up into the high 20s. He's not going to work. Oh, my aching stem.

And also, my buddy Lou, Lou, he had enough. the smaller boat. I remember that he took, he was living upstate New York and he took it to come to do gigs in the city and he got blown off course he said. He goes, the currents, you got to know what

the fuck you're doing. He goes, the currents is so strong and crack me up. Takes his boat to do some sets. God love him. My client was like, oh my God, look at that. Freiburg recounted. I would think that would have been a selling point that you can look out your window and see something.

You could have seen if you bought a few years ago, you just saw Sully landing his plane. Sure enough, a paddleboarder was making his way down the river, which was still icy in spots. Freiburg said that man didn't appear to be wearing a wet suit. He had a suit jacket on and even had a backpack on. Well, there you go. You know my theory about those.

I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck. Anybody over 20 with a backpack is a man child. He choked that maybe the man was going to the financial. He choked. That's what I just said. What am I, Pelosi? Donald Trump will never be pleasanted.

He joked that maybe the man was going to the financial district for his job at Morgan Stanley. It's pretty wild. I'm born and raised in New York City. I've never seen anything like that on the Hudson River, Freiburg said. The fire department of New York said that they didn't receive any calls relating to the penalty. He wasn't on fire. He was freezing. The fuck you're going to hose him down?

It's unclear where he was heading. I'd say to hell in a handbasket. Who's with me? The Hudson River was approximately 31 degrees on Friday. Now hold on a second. 32 is freezing. 31, it would be ice, wouldn't it? Although there's a current.

That's what it. According to the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration, there was a homeless guy that works for them that told it. Stunned viewers joke that the man's creative commuting method was still faster than the train. That ain't no joke. That's the truth. And cheaper, another jerk off, try to top the joke. The mystery man on the Hudson isn't the first New Yorker to brave the river and the dead of winter. In 2018, Stephen Colbert. No. Scott Holt, a self-described struggling comedian. Now that I believe.

Because a struggling comic will do anything and get attention. from Jersey City hopped on his paddle board and cut through the choppy waters to make a meeting in Manhattan make a meeting probably with A&E about a fucking five minutes said he wanted to go

been there, done that, not the river. Okay, I'm sick of coffee. I've got to get that out of my sister. Go ahead. Let's just stock the fridge with beer. Yes, that would be a substitute. Show up here with a chip tooth, black eye.

He made me do it. Let's move on to another death on the deadliest catch. Again, I've seen clips of the show. And I can see why people like this. It's been off of 21 seasons. Somebody loves it. I know a buddy mind loves it. But if you guys all saw the movie A Perfect Storm with George Clooney,

a really great depiction. Mark Wahlberg was in it of what these guys do for living. It was based on Gloucester, Massachusetts, which is 15 minutes up the high. way for me we play them on Thanksgiving and football every year and that's where all the gloucester fishermen you know there's a stat they have that famous statue out there and every few years they lose a whole crew it is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world that movie's great by the way even uh the deadliest catch follows deep sea fishing vessels on the northwest i'll just give a

clip a quick clip of what they do i think you know but stopped in the air they're trying to hold on to it and the f*** bang swank way out everybody ran and then i dropped the boom imagine you're not looking and it's happened boy um just i was getting seasick watching that you guys ever check out the what's the straight of the drake passage it's the tip of something of the what is it the Horn, Cape of Horn, Horn of Cape, Cape of Mike. Yes. And the Antarctica where they meet. It's a passage where they meet.

And it's the roughest waters in the world. 30 foot swells. And they have a boat that people pay to go on. The front is glass. It's a big square. Fucking Google it. I was getting sick watching the clips. 30 foot swells coming and they go right into them.

Like it's a fucking Disney ride or something. I'd be shit in my pan. I'd be throwing up, first of all. I was getting dizzy. I remember when I saw a perfect storm in a theater. I walked out of the queasy. A lot of people did. It was actually in the paper.

Yeah, it was a lot of this. I used to get seasick. My dad's boss had a boat, and we used to go flounder fishing, you know, get out there pretty far. And I would puke five minutes after we're out there and shit and be sitting there green gun. This is excellent.

Let's do it next week. Anyways, Todd Meadows is one of the stars, as I definitely digress there. Todd Meadows, one of the stars of the hit fishing show, Deadliest Cat, died at the age of 25. Fellow Deadliest Cat Star Captain Rick Shelford confirmed Meadows' death in an emotional Facebook post on Sunday. He reportedly passed away on February 25th. And this is where I'm reading, and this is about where I always go, okay, how'd he die? It better be the next sentence. It better be the next fucking sentence. February 25th, 2026 was the most tragic day in the history of the Aleutian lady on the Bering Sea Shelford began.

We lost our brother Todd Meadows, which is horrible. He's gone and we couldn't do nothing about it. He continued. Todd was the newest member of our crew, 25 years old. He quickly became family. His love for fishing and his strong work ethic earned everyone's respect right away. though we lost him far too soon his legacy will live on through his children and again at this point I'm going what happened what fucking happened

because that's what everybody who's reading this is asking everybody his children every memory we carry himself it concluded rest easy brother till we meet again although no cause of death has been confirmed let me get this straight

you did a story about a hit show a star on a hit show he's a fisherman and he died and you didn't go howdy die what was the cause no cause of death has been confirmed okay maybe he's not dead if you want to get cute a source claim to TMZ that me they hint around it you know they probably do teasing you so they can get a big rating uh that meadows died during a fishing related incident what did he eat some of the worms well since when is dying whether it's a cancer or an accident, since when is that something to be ashamed of?

How fucking, are we that softest society that we can't even, he get hit by the fishing, the box that swung across. A fishing related incident. Did he have a fillet of fish and he was drunk on the highway and hit a tree? What the fuck?

And it's not ghoulish to want to know. Why is that your friend? Then don't tell me about it. When you tell somebody, somebody died, the next question is what happened. So much so that the Sopranos touched on it. Fucking 30, 25 years ago. Oh, well, deadliest catch,

they say it was a fishing-related incident while deadliest catch cameras were rolling. However, the outlet noted that it was unclear. Again, another unclear. You can clear it up by asking the question whether Meadows' death was caught on tape. No, it's clear to somebody. As of early 2026, at least 18,

that's when I said, how many people have died in the show? Not all of them because of fishing, but a lot of, at least 18 cast and crew members associated with Discovery Channel series Deadliest have died, including notable captains and deckhands, who passed away both at sea and on land. Todd Meadows, the one we're just talking about, 25 years old. Nick Mavar, 2024, deckhand on F-slash-V-Northwestin for 17 seasons. He was at deckhand. died at 59 from a medical emergency.

Nick McLaughin, 2020, deck boss died at 33. Malar Reyes, deckhand, died at 38. Blake Painter, 2018, former captain, found dead at 38. I'm guessing that wasn't on the book. Justin Tennyson, 2011, deckhand on Time Bandit, which was a boat, I guess, died at 33. Phil Harris, 2010, beloved captain of the Cornelia Marie, died after a stroke.

Tony Lara, 2015. former captain died at 50. Deadliest catch has aired on the Discovery Channel since its premiere. It's been on for 16 seasons. I just got a text message from American Airlines. I don't want to look at it. That's never good. Anyways, finally tonight, don't forget to watch me.

Everybody knows you never go full retail. That's right. In our West Coast Stupid segment, the Supreme Court on Monday, granted a request from a group of California parents to reinstate a ruling by a federal. Federal District Court that prohibits schools in the state from misleading parents about their children's gender presentation. So it's a good one, a good ruling in favor of the parents. And that requires schools to follow parents' instructions regarding the names and pronouns that children use there.

Imagine we're at this point where it's actually debatable about who's going to tell your kid what about life and how they're going to be raised and their values and shit. this is debatable now, I think communism's winning. In a seven-page order, the majority explained that the parents were likely to prevail on their claim, that California's policies violate the parents' right to freely exercise their religion and their right to direct the upbringing and education of their children, which is a good way of looking at it. If you're Catholic, you don't believe in homosexuality and all that shit. So you're definitely having your rights violated.

And you go, yeah, but that's the parent. No, the kids are Catholic, too. If you want to get cute about it, Ellen Kagan, Elena. Of course, the same two douchebags, Elena Kagan, joined by the ignorant and illiterate Katanji Brown Jackson, who couldn't be a fucking DMV employee, dissented from the court's ruling. She argued that Monday's ruling shows not for the first time

how our emergency docket can malfunction. You know what? You need to shut the fuck. Up. The dispute dates back to 2023 when two teachers sued the school district seeking an exemption from the district's policies regarding gender and pronouns. They were later joined as plaintiffs by parents, so there were teachers that weren't agreeing with it either. So they actually joined with the parents whose children socially transitioned at school who were believed, who believed that their children, did I read that?

right? Socially transitioned at school. The district court ruled for the challengers, but the U.S. Court of Appeals, of course, for the Ninth Circuit put that order on hold while the state appealed. The challenges then came to the Supreme Court asking the justices to intervene. In a mixed ruling on Monday night, the majority handed a victory to the parents, but turned down the request from the teachers. The majority explained that the parents were ultimately liked. likely to prevail on the merits of their claim that the state's policies interfere with their right to freely exercise their religion.

And that's a good angle that I hadn't heard. The policies are, it's wrong on so many levels. That's one of them. The policies are subject to the most, how about that the, my fucking kids. Wow. That just shows me how soft like the parents have become, the policies are subject to the most stringent

and constitutional tests known as strict scrutiny, the majority wrote, because they substantially interfere with the right of parents to guide the religious development of their children. And they cannot pass that test. Check out the video. This is a teacher. This is a teacher, by the way. My uncle and my cousin and her best friend. The gays and the streets and the whites and the spades.

Eighth, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight. Super duper gay. I'm scared than a rainbow. I have fucking AIDS. That's a guy teacher, by the way. And there are people in this country that think he should be telling your kids about sex and shit. You can go, fuck.

I'm so, I'll be in jail probably if I had kids and somebody. Don't you think so? You too. Keep an eye on that. What's his name? Frank's your kid, Billy? What is it, Sue? That's why we're not doing public school.

Dallas is raising his kid at home. I went over there. It was unbelievable. They were trying to teach him calculus in the basement, and he was killing it. That's it, folks. I'm afraid to look at my phone because that was a time-sensitive text from American Airlines. About my flight later tonight, and I'm not like. Okay.

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I'll say it. You're very welcome. Check me out tomorrow in studio live with Stephen Crowder and on Thursday morning, all right? And then I will see you on Monday. Until then, take care of yourselves. Hi. Good night, everybody.