The Nick DiPaolo Show - TDS Hits New Level! | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1786

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump Derangement Syndrome the Movie, Newsom Copying Trumps Homework, Labor Day Violence in Chicago, College Football is Back, Rudy Rightly Rewarded and UK Arresting People For Free Speech! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NICKDIP and use code NICKDIP and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Wow. Wow. Good morning. my neighbors! Hey, fuck you! What happened there? Oh, there you are. I wasn't hearing myself. How are you, folks?

Guess what? It's Tuesday. I almost said Monday. Do you have a good long weekend there? Tune in right here. Welcome to Live Lineup. Only place where you can watch my full show for free and all these other great shows that are scrolling by. If you want to watch ad-free, sign up for Rumble Premium.

And don't forget to download the Rumble app. And again, you get all this from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. All that, including you're going to get your news and you're going to laugh and hopefully be offended. Because it's the beauty of this country. Some people don't seem to understand that. I see Rosie O'Donnell's bad-mouthed. Oh, she bad-mouthed and she had to apologize.

Oh, she said the trans shooter that we talked about last week. There's about 14 trannies that have mapped. shootings and but we're not supposed to bring that part up she said he was maga or she was maga and then realized what a dumb fat stupid ignorant pig filled with hate that she is and apologized what happened to her that she's that far left bill hicks used to say it about uh strom thurman or something if you're that far right you're hiding a secret well that's a two-way straight. What the fuck happened to her? I have never seen a more depressing face. Her and Lori Lightfoot, it's neck and neck. They just, it's like a rain cloud. Only instead of rain,

it's diarrhea that they just, oh goodness gracious. Why did I bring that up? I don't know. Great weekend, Labor Day weekend, college football in full swing. We'll get to that in a few minutes. again, I was doing a Stephen Hawken impression the whole weekend. Didn't move a muscle. I might as well have a remote that I blink to change the channel. I wish I could stare my couch with my tongue

to the kitchen. Ah! Great football. Some upsets. I just frigging. love it. Then you get the NFL kicking off Thursday night. If you like to watch overpaid violent felons,

which doesn't bother me. That's what makes of a good football. I don't want a bunch of pussies out there. But anyways, what else? Oh, cook the nice London, bro. Let's pull it up. I have to. Every time I do this, I send it to whoever.

I mean, that's what you call medium rare. Delicious. You know what I did? I have a cast iron skillet and if you don't you're not a cook cast iron skillet and I

put it in my pizza oven and let it heat up in the pizza oven and once it reached 700 or 650 I left it in there for 15 minutes and then I grabbed my bare hand and lost my fingers. No I took it out and I laid

the marinated well-seasoned London broil don't even tell me I didn't stop my clock what do you got four yeah I just four minutes on both sides

exactly that thing's almost more than an inch four minutes exactly then let it rest for ten which is the key and then slice it thinner than and erects its teeth what made no sense anyways it was so frigging good

and I had collard greens left over with that so there's all my iron for the month. And then what I did yesterday, I had to ruin the healthy diet by I sliced the rest of that all thin and chopped it up. And I had a Cuban roll. It's like a hero roll. Yes, I made a cheese steak with perfectly cooked the London broil. Made a cheese sauce like I was making mac and cheese. I used white American cheese, which I love, which is a great. And I took the meat pieces and dropped them in the sauce and then toasted the roll

put the second you'd pay $24 for that in a restaurant that type of cheese steak oh my God and there was some leftover and I was stuffed but what did I do? I put the rest on a friggin you know what a fucking tortilla thing I couldn't even breathe

anyways that's what I did worked out and I don't know I saw a lot of people on TV this weekend that I haven't seen famous people. There's that window where they go away for 10 or 12 years and then you see them, you go, who the fuck? What happened?

Because these people that I liked 10, 15 years ago, whether they were athletes or movie style, whatever, they were in that window where they hit a wall. And oh my God, it was like they all hit a wall this weekend. So like I say to my wife, we're on deck. I'm six years older than her I said I'm on deck God help us Anyways

What the fuck else Seems like something else happened Oh yeah A house burned down Listen I get nothing Might as well get to get to it Huh

Today I'm going to be talking about Oh a few things Since it was a long weekend This woman Who's named Sasha something Sasha Stone, very good she puts out this thing Trump derangement syndrome

the movie and she's done like three parts I'll show you the first they are like somebody said they made a trap of their own making they can't get out of the Democrat I mean he Trump literally has them trying to defend

people being shot over the weekend in Chicago it's hilarious it really is mass psychosis on that side. You guys have mass psychosis. You don't even fucking read it. And then you get Newsom. Remember he stole the

no taxes on tip idea? Now he's trying to steal some of this, make his city safe from Trump. That's hilarious. He's such a fauna piece of garbage. Labor Day violence in Chicago. 54 people shot seven dead. But, you know, they don't need help.

I wouldn't help them. Can you imagine black people in Chicago are going, you've got to be That's why I don't believe a guy like Pritzka is voted in, or Lori Lightfoot, or that jerk off Johnson. I just don't believe it. And that's about it. Also, Rudy Giuliani, back on the news,

actually get injured in a car trying to help somebody. And Trump noticed because he's going to give him an award. We'll talk about that. So I feel like I haven't been doing this for a month. Jesus, one extra day. Let's get to Trump Derangement Syndrome of the movie by Sasha Stone

and this is what she wrote she said I didn't just leave the Democrat Party I ran screaming from them on Friday night I was reminded once again why so over the weekend the news hit X that Trump had died it was a rumor of course

but for some reason she says those who think that the only way to gain back power from Trump is mess with him or troll him. Well, it's a little more serious than that. Seemed to think it was funny that he died. But as usual, the left, they can't mean, as people say,

it wasn't funny, it was chilling because of how obsessed with Trump they've been and how the hatred has boiled over into madness, which to me, that happened eight minutes after he came down the escalator, and it's only been building. Now it's at a level, yeah, where they, They can't even defend it. It's mental illness at its best. You're fucking crazy.

It became a frenzy, a wild-eyed... How do you say that? Bacchanalia. Bacchanalia. Bacchanalia, yes. It looks Italian like an Italian last name, but it's probably Latin, and it means nose.

I don't know. Wild. On TikTok, they were smiling and cackling at the mere thought of it finally happening, meaning Trump dying. Again, it was a Roma, but they didn't know some. After all, the TikTok trend of when it happens has been flourishing on the app

along with somebody just do it. I mean, just, you know, just kill Trump. That's what they mean. Somebody just do it. And why is that allowed? I don't care if there's a thousand people laughing at it or 20, fucking knock on their doors like you said you were going to.

Anyways, somebody just do it. That's been up there for some time. They're strung out junkies, she says, by now, hunting for that dopamine hit that comes for blurting out what shouldn't be said. Here are some of the liberal scum that I wrote that line that needs to be, and I'll say it, eradicated. You can take that however you want. And of course, the thumbnail for the clip has a girl with a Fenway Park shirt on, which

means she's a Red Sox fan, probably in New England, probably Massachusetts, doesn't matter. northeast lib broad fresh off a college campus being brainwashed by some lesbian named Dave with fucking sideburns like quaint from Jaws and the minute I saw that I go oh there you go there's my city what in God's name but here's some of the people that it was so thought that Trump had died and it was so excited one thing happens that everybody is talking about this morning and hopeful for I think I think I will reconsider this whole religion and God thing because he might be looking out for us. So what she's saying about, I rethink this.

That means she's an atheist. She doesn't believe in it. But now she does because he might be looking out for it because Trump's dead or going to die or whatever the fuck. I'm going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Do you understand me? Now, what's this douche-back? And I want you to notice the common theme running through him, sad eyes. just unhappy in life

they think it's because of Trump in politics but it's really because like I said most of them are unfuckable they don't fit into the mainstream and they've been brainwashed by the media forever. It's all they know is wokeness and they can't get out of it and let's listen to this dumb

broad. At this point shut up. The White House chef has a job to do. It's a duty. Yeah, stop feeding you. You have fat fuck. Whoops, sorry. Look at her.

You have a job to do. Yeah. You know, even if he's not dead. Oh, pause. So we got ugly brides and now a fella, a big girl. A big girl. Again, because they don't fit into the mainstream. And that's not a pejorative of what I'm saying.

They just don't fit into the mainstream. They see life through a different lens than most people. Because the whole world isn't gay like they want you to believe. But let's listen to a. Bruce really great if he is um even if he's not dead the sense of community that has been established on the internet surrounding the hope for his death as terrible news that's how I felt about your friends when AIDS was in high gear in the 80s what about that I'd love to run it to him at a party because I used to run into comedian I won't mention this gay comedian in New York

I was talking about AIDS with Patrice, so you know it was a delicate conversation. And this gay community gets right in my face, hey, my friends, I've lost friends to that. And I went, yes, stop fucking each other in the ass. Fucking Patrice almost fell off the couch laughing. Because, you know, fucking DePaulo, you're meaner than N-word. Meanwhile, he's laughing so long.

Anyways, go ahead. Is this another big girl? Yeah. Oh, go ahead. It didn't happen. One person can't have everything. I can't be this hot and this talented and also get every single thing that I want. The universe is not going to give me everything. What we did get was just like a few hours, just a glimpse into what it might feel like.

One day, when it does happen. And listen, I've seen those hands. Is that a subliminal message, blowfish? That day's coming. But it's not today. Today he golfs. What's this casket going to look like? You know, it's going to be gold and gaudy, but, like, is it going to be, like, sparkly?

Like your dick? He's not. He's not. And the reason why I know is that good things don't happen. Not the guys who put penises in their mouth and ass. We can play that. I'm folks I'm this close to fucking anyways

looking at their eyes their crazy crazy eyes this is Sasha talking always makes me think of the Manson Faw I've said this before I've made this analogy before on this show a few times how they're like Manson followers she says makes me think of the Manson followers

who had that same look I could I grab this microphone I beat your brains out with it because that's what she deserves that's what she deserve the conclusion scares me

at the time was that they'd be brainwashed by Charlie that they had been brainwashed Jesus but how he brainwashed them wasn't that different from how the left is brainwashed their followers he surfed a wave of anti-establishment

counterculture, finding easy targets to dehumanize and blame, you know, like Trump and high-profile Republicans, and they're just mixed up. Like I said, they don't fit the mainstream. Neither of these girls back then. They were, you know, hippies and strays and runaways. The dregs of society, I think, Bulgots, we call them, human flotsam. That's, how great is that? It's my name of my new book. Are you angry? seemed to say, take it out on them. They deserve it. That's exactly what's going on here. The evil was at the top. You know, cops were pigs and the rich deserved to die. Does that sound familiar to anybody? It's the same shit. The hippie is a cancer. That 60s era, really, they should

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I'm going to steal the motherfucker. Casey Kaysam. When I reference hip-hop, I think of Colin Quinn, because he had so much material in hip-hop and how they badmouthed each other and threaten each other and lyrics and stuff. And he said, you never heard Frank Sinatra doing it. This goes out to that bitch-ass Tony Bennett.

no this punk this punk ass bitch melt or me oh anyways Newsom sampling more Trump idea Governor Newsom who I refer to here as a shape shifter

there's no doubt about it he is creepy he's right out of a movie he's been bred for this I'll say it again look up whatever monarch training monarch thinking people like this

are sent to school at a young age by their filthy rich folks. They sent him in certain schools to learn to be raised to be a rat face. A two-faced, global, you know, anti-capitalist, and that's what he is. But he's not good at it.

He's run out, he ran out, they didn't know he's going to run up against the greatest president ever, in my opinion. Governor Newsom, oh, he's a Democrat from California. Thanks for clearing that up in the article,

you dinkweeds. announced on Thursday his plan to deploy California Highway Patrol crime suppression teams can't even just say you know whatever headbusters cops whatever anti-fuggish they have to they have to use their euphemisms with that too crime suppression teams like you're going to hurt the feelings of across the golden state to prevent crime and promote public safety You remember? I know what you did.

You're a damn tenetish. All right. Just get the hell out. I've got a goddamn campaign. Ah. While the Trump administration undermine cities, this is Dinkwee talking, Newskam.

California is partnering with them in delivering real results. When? When did you start doing this? Do you see how transparent you are, you idiot? You weren't doing anything. Until Trump turned decent.

see around in two days you look like an idiot you're gonna are you gonna what else you're gonna do gonna maybe build a wall or something only make it out of different stuff instead of the kind Trump that's all you're doing and and yeah Joe president with the flags behind them soon as the cameras off I guarantee he pisses all over those flat literally anyways delivering real results sounds like I'd add for a dishwashing liquid with these new We're doubling down on these partnerships to build on progress. They've got to work that word, even though you get people shitting in the streets of San Francisco, needles everywhere, L.A.,

any, pick a blue city, Baltimore, St. Louis. Yeah. Keep driving crime down. Keep driving crime. Who are you? And again, I'll say it again. Remember, they had a recall election, and you want me to believe he won that? Get the fuck out of here.

anyways the officers will partner with local law enforcement officers in major cities that's funny the major cities you guys always go he was always saying last week he was saying most of the crime ridden cities are in red states but he wouldn't you know again because the left the people who vote that way retarded they go that's right but they don't think the next step which is oh but they're run by liberal dems including L.A., Sacramento, San Diego, Inland, so you're admitting all these California cities, a crime ridden. And you've been the governor forever.

So eat a bag of cheese. I was going to say dicks, but that's what it beat on. Inland Empire, Central Valley, and the San Francisco Bay Area. Anyways, let's take a listen to the feral rat and pretending that he came up with a good idea.

These operations will be targeted. They'll be data-driven. They'll be focused on the basis of intelligent gathering that's coming from different law enforcement agencies on the basis of these existing task forces and existing relationships. And these will be unannounced. You hear all the fancy words?

Like I said, Trump ago. Yeah, we're going to be walking the streets with National Guard. to be in uniform and we seek some crap we're gonna break some heads Trump says that only a little less direct of that

look at him that's the pose of the devil every time I see that picture I think Al Pacino and the devil's advocate the white house was quick to mock Newsom's crime rollout

saying on Friday after Newskum oh come on president I still love that he said people hate even people who like Trump I wish you wouldn't do that well that would be my mother And I go, my, shut up. The fuck is your problem.

She goes, my problem, you're putting in a nursing home. I'm fucking sitting here by myself. We call her Olivia. No. After Newscom spent weeks criticizing the president's highly successful efforts to crack down on crime, he's reverted to his tried and true strategy, embracing and copying Trump agenda. During a news conference on Thursday, Newsom criticized Trump for militarizing American

Is that all you got, dude? Because you know what? The black people and brown people that live in these really dangerous committees are loving it. You are now arguing against yourself. He's doing the Paul Lent thing. Oh, I don't know. I like stabbing. Yeah, that's how bad they are under people's leadership like you, you dinkweed.

Amid the president's crackdown on crime in Washington, which is a total success, by the way. Newsom also blasted the president for federalizing the National Guard in California without his request earlier this summer. Yeah, he's the president. You're a shitty governor. Do these people know what kind of powers

the president had? They all fucking Trump has since followed suit in Washington, D.C. And floated similar action in Baltimore and Chicago. They need the military down. That's been a war zone since I was a kid. The Baltimore Orioles in the 70s were

a great baseball team. Still, one of the best pitching lineups ever. And the playoffs every year and went in the division, and nobody was at their games. For that reason. Not because the hot dogs was sour. That would be San Francisco. What?

A dick joke. Fill it in. I got nothing, man. I need you to laugh it up because I got nothing. Just fake. Well, not like that. fucking Jimmy Durrani over it

Let's stay on the subject Labor Day gunplay in Pritzkerville This guy's a bute This guy is a beauty And by the way, anyways At least 54 people have been shot I'll repeat that 54 people over Labor Day weekend

7 fatally Across Chicago This past weekend Including a drive-by attack that left seven victims, wounded. Okay, but, you know, they don't need help. Pritzkin, we're good.

The violent holiday weekend came as President Trump renewed threats, and they keep using the word threats on the news. Threat. Trump threatens, Trump threatens, Trump, Trump doesn't threaten, he promises. Trump renewed threats to send federal agents and National Guard troops to Chicago over the objections of

Governor Jellybelly Pritzker, J.B. Fat Man Pritzker. In Chicago mayor and communist and ignorant minority, Brandon Johnson. There's my boy, Pritzker, Democrat. Y'all fat fuck, look at you.

Responded in a news conference a week ago to an earlier Trump threat to straighten out Chicago. Trump said, we're going to straighten out Chicago just like we did D.C. By saying that the president's plan was unprecedented. Yeah, that means he thinks out of the box, you dink.

And unwarranted. Unwarranted? Can you imagine if you're, like I said, living in these neighborhoods? That's unwarranted? Somebody wants to help us save our kids? It is illegal. It is unconstitutional.

It is un-American. Oh, my God. You're unskinny. Put that in your bag of fucking Gouda cheese and heavy cream, you dinkweed. There you go. Lay that out.

Did I tell you guys what my epitaph is going to be on my on my tombstone when I die? It's going to be a question. What the fuck was that all about? Now that I said that, it's going to be all over the internet. People are going to take credit.

Let's take a look at a video of somebody talking, and probably a fat bastard or who, oh, it's the news telling you what I did without the cursing. President Trump escalating his threat to send the National Guard to Chicago after a deadly weekend there, at least 35 people shot, five of them killed in shootings across the city just this weekend. Trump taking to social media writing the governor of Illinois should, quote, better straight and out fast or we're coming. This comes as the president looks to expand his immigration crackdown to Chicago. National Guard and mass deportation operations

could surge there as soon as this week, but Chicago's mayor is really putting up a fight. Putting up a fight. 54 people shot seven dead. He's putting up a fight because somebody wants to help him with this problem. And again, look at that, look in the background. What is this, a March in the 60s?

You guys call yourself aggressive. You are stuck in reverse. You got both feet on the gas pedal. And there's a bridge abutment approaching quickly. my god on saturday johnson signed an executive order um somebody helped him learn how to read dubbed the protecting chicago initiative they boy huh that's all they do they don't they don't act but they come up with shit like which he described in a news conference as and this i quote the most sweeping campaign of any city in the country to protect our excuse me to protect ourselves

from threats and actions of this out of a controlled administration So people are dying in their cities, and the threat is the out-of-control administration who has just stopped. Do you understand, it's mass psychosis, and they're involved. They can't get out of this box. Let me do a little mime for you. He used to do this on the dance floor. Boy, the broads would love it. Too bad it was 2021.

Ah, fuck. This is how you know you're getting old. I had great sex this weekend. Had to take two ad bill, my hips. Just like that. That's me collapsing leaving the bedroom. Out of control administration, which directs our Department of Law to pursue any in every legal mechanism to hold this.

He's worrying about holding Trump accountable. Meanwhile, the whole country, this is a 90-10 issue, is behind Trump, including all races. Boy, you guys. Can you imagine being that blind by your hatred for somebody to hold administration accountable for violating the rights of Chicago? Chicagoans. Oh, my God. Britsker.

Oh, was it Johnson? Johnson. Johnson. Even more appropriate. Who just signed his own death war? I don't know. Uncle Ben. Nicky.

What, Mommy? Hey, let's talk about the A4 mentioned college opening football, which I hope you guys, again, mosties, I got to believe. Most people who think like I do. politically love football, and, you know, the Democrats, they're the party of male figure skating and diving. Greg Luganis moved to Panama somewhere. He sold his gold medals, and so he's another confused, fella. Anyways, college football, and when you hear that, you think of one thing.

The hyperbole is done. Now we can finally play the game. Look at that. Oh, my goodness. One man. Goodbye. Mr. Moore Haskin. Intercepted by Teague,

George Teague, to the end zone left-down. Makes me hard. And don't get me wrong, folks. I still watch the NFL. I should just pick one, which would be college, obviously. Just the chairleaders. Just the cheerleaders alone.

It's worth it. You ever see a girl for Florida State being picked up like this? Anyways, here's some of the scores for you people who pay attention to this stuff. On Thursday night, South Florida kicked the crap. These are, I'm giving you the top 25 preseason rankings, which, again, don't mean that much, but you have to start somewhere. South Florida whacked number 25. So there's the top, Boise State lost. 34-7.

Then you got Northern Illinois, are they? Does that say, they're 12? They're 12? Yeah, they don't deserve that. how were they 12 are they the ones that beat Notre Dame last early now in northern Illinois oh this is just Illinois I saw a number I can't read Illinois 12 they smoke western Illinois

ooh big big cool but here now we're getting into the dirt Texas who was number one in the preseason polls and they had Ohio State at three Ohio State could beat half the NFL teams by the way anyways number one Texas fell to number three Ohio State 147 Penn State beat up a girls' deaf team, 46 to 11 over Nevada, Penn State's number two. Number nine, LSU, my boy, who I played against in high school, Brian Kelly, former Notre Dame coach, now the LSU Tiger coach.

I was happy. He hasn't, this is his first win out of three tries, opening game, I think, at LSU. He took out number four, Clemson. LSU is number nine going into that, 1710. And then our boys, the dogs here, Georgia, number five, they beat up on Mars. show 457 as expected. Number seven, Oregon. Man, they always put up numbers like this.

59 to 13 over, again, Montana State Division 14. No, it's actually good football, but not, you know. Here's the upset of the weekend. And not just because it was an upset, how it was done. Number eight, Alabama got smoked. This is wrong. This says Alabama 31, Florida State 17. People can't get used to Alabama.

It was Florida State 31, Alabama, 17. And that's a, Florida State wasn't ranked. They were two and ten last year. They were two and ten. Number 11, Arizona State beat up a northern Arizona. Number 14, Michigan, again, played a retarded girls' school, New Mexico, 3417. All due respect, New Mexico. ago, I'm just saying.

Then number 15, Florida played, oh my God, a dwarf school. And all of them have hair lips and they're blind. 55 to nothing over Long Island. I don't even remember seeing Long Island. Maybe it was L.I.U. I used to put up, but I don't remember just seeing Long Island. Florida versus Long Island, it just sounds like that would be one-sided, whether it was badminton, the Civil War, bowling.

It just doesn't And I love Long Island They love my comedy I love those people I'm just saying What are you got a football team for Give that to the lesbians Wrestling team

Then you get SMU They rank 16th They beat up on East Texas A&M 42 30 Kansas State 38 North Dakota I thought it was South Dakota

I thought I heard somebody say South Dakota but maybe they were wrong Kansas State Number 17 Just goodbye North Dakota if that's right. 38.35.

That tells you. North Dakota, that's the green and yellow team, right? I always confuse the two. Yeah. They should be Division I. Number 18, Oklahoma, 35, Illinois State 3. Number 19, Texas, AM, 42, over University, Texas, San Antonio, 24.

Indiana, they will rank 20th, I believe. Yeah, they beat up an old Dominion, 21, which is Old Miss, 60. Georgia State, 7. Number 22, Iowa State, beat up on South Dakota, 55, 7. Number 23, Texas Tech, 67. Arkansas Pine Bluff 7. Boy, I had them plus, I had them plus 58.

Lost by a point. No. And number 24, Tennessee, beat up on Syracuse. And, boy, if you guys watch this game, you'd switch to college football right away. Number 10, Miami, Florida, 27, over number six. Notre Dame's going to be fine. Miami looks great this year just from that one game. And then number 13, South Carolina, 24, Virginia Tech, 11.

Hope that didn't bore you people, but I'm telling you, you got to love it, man. They have wild animals running on the field. Fucking 12,000-pound bison running over a little girl chili. You can't see that anywhere. and one of my favorite traditions is the Florida State well yeah

but Florida State with the fucking The Indian Yes and fucking shove it It's fucking awesome That's the best one That's the best one by far Florida State has a

He's probably Irish They have Although that probably would be Against the rules And you get arrested They actually specifically Use a Seminole tribes personnel

Yes they do he comes out with the headdress on a white horse right out to mid he's got a he's got a you know what a spear that's on fire and he sticks it just like they used to do the white guy right in the fucking white guy's ass um

so yeah that that's and the place goes cucko but I'm just saying the football's great because they're not overpaid yet although it's getting there but but this whole thing if you guys college football now you can transfer

when you transfer another team you don't have to sit out a year it's crazy and the football has gotten better in my opinion those quality of games this early in the season there weren't a ton of penalties

of the games I watched I mean and you get guys making plays that you know it looks like they're midseason form I think the football's actually gotten better

because it is as far as the money you guys can argue that shit I'm just a guy that lays in a couple and loves to see people getting knocked unconscious. And that's the other thing. I don't understand some of the enough.

Like current Herb Street and Chris Fowler, I mean, they're great. But last night during a game, what was the game like? Oh, I forgot to tell you, Belichick got embarrassed by TCU, 48 to 14. Ufa and Lawrence Taylor was there. All the alumni, Michael Jordan, Roy Williams, the coach of North Carolina basketball when they were in their heyday. Everybody was there. And they came out.

They had the ball first. North Carolina drives down the field and everything's going nuts. Fast forward two hours later. Place is half empty. Oh my God, they took a whipping. And Belichick said, we're on to Charlotte. What was I going to say, though?

Other than that, I thought I had one more remark. Yes. A guy catches a ball last night for, I want to say it was a TCU guy, and he get drilled in the head. They didn't call it targeting because it wasn't the crowd of the head, but the head's back. He was unconscious in the air as he was falling. He immediately, he had the ball. He dropped it, and you can see him hit the, he didn't put his hands out to break his fall.

He was out like a line. And they're showing the replay. And the guys in the booth don't even mention that. They're talking about whether it's a catch or not. But how do you miss something like that? Guys don't get knocked out every day. You've got to talk about it. It's why we watch.

It's why we watch. Anyhow, let's move on. So that's that. I'm not going to cover anything. Rudy rewarded rightly, or rightly rewarded, President Trump announced Monday that former New York City,

Mayor Rudy Giuliani will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom the nation's highest civilian honor. The announcement marks the first Medal of Freedom that Trump is awarded during his second term. As President of the United States, this is Trump on Truth Social, the United States of America, I'm pleased to announce that Rudy Giuliani, the greatest mayor in the history of New York City, and I lived there when he was many, I've told you a million times. I left to go to L.A. for a year. The place was a mess.

I come back. It's like, oh, my God, a politician can make it. It's the first time I ever, he's the first guy I ever sent money to. And then I got to meet him for two seconds on St. Patrick's day calling Quinn had it in because he met Rudy on the set of S&L so I went there I'm standing there and it's my turn to get a picture with him and he goes hey piza imagine I'm not paying attention Rudy's like hey asshole in that picture I never I've never saw you know what they do nobody knew me there they probably this guy could be a drug at a drug they don't know I bet you they burn that if they even took it at all they probably have a fake camera Anyways, an equally great American patriot will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom,

our country's highest civilian honor, details as to time and place to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Then he surprised people. He said, make Germany great again. That really? Yes, sir. The Presidential Medal of Freedom is given at the discretion of the president to individuals who have made, especially meritorious contribution.

to the security or national interests of the country, world peace, cultural endeavors, or other significant public or private achievements. That, what you're looking at that, the gold part is filled with chocolate. Can you imagine? Delicious. Delicious.

Trump's announcement comes one day after Giuliani was hospitalized. You guys hear about this this past weekend? Following a vehicle accident, he was in the hospital for a few days in New Hampshire. According to Giuliani's head of security, the former mayor had stopped. to assist a domestic violence victim. I'm guessing it's a woman,

although today you never know, and called 911 to help the lady out. I guess she waved them down before his car was struck from behind at a high speed while traveling on the highway. Now, if you guys are good reporters and shit, you tell us a little more about the collision. Who was driving, what they looked like,

what kind of Asian they were. You know what I'm saying? was a Japanese, Chinese, Korean, North Korean, Vietnamese? Just a white guy with a sun in his eyes. Now listen, Giuliani was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae. That's in your back, I'm guessing. Multiple lacerations and contusions, and they said his wig flew into the woods. They had to get cadaver dogs to chase on his hair.

And injuries to his left arm and left. lower leg. This guy's in his 80s. He's out there helping, gets hurt, and he's helping somebody at the time. He will be released from the hospital in a few days, they said. And like I said, I watched him turn New York around, all the porn and shit. They said it was illegal. So he came up with some idea where you have to, you can still sell porn, but only a third of your shelves can have porn. The rest has to be he I mean and he took down the mob he's a great man

and he was right sorry about fucking Trump getting the election stolen from him they always like to show him you know and God bless and I'm glad Trump never forgot that but let's watch Rudy

at his best I think this was during Trump's first administration he would go on CNN a lot and let people know and this is how he was his mayor. He's like Trump. He's plain spoken. These are some fun clips. It's a creature of the Democratic National

Committee. I think your network is I know. I heard. I think your network is a horror. I can say it all to me face to face and we can get it out. If the hell you're not. But that's okay. I don't know. You've been very insulting. You've been very very insulting. I'm very insulting them a little bit. It drinks you're on

the House. So, you don't think it's a deep state? Listen. Of course there is. I think there's a little bit of a deep state going on right in this conversation. If Adam Schiff sent me a letter, I would just tear it up and throw it in the budget. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

So, the library in Ukraine. One sticking wicket at a time. It's all over the internet. Go read it. I have, why would I give the enemy the documents? I'm not, I'm a lawyer, Chris. I know what you are doing. I'm going to finish this sentence.

Let me finish, Chris. Let me finish. Wait, the inspector general. Let me finish. People saying, um, towards the end of Trump's first, administration that he would go on the air with a few glasses of wine in. And it seemed it's not here particularly. And I was explaining to Dale, it's a dynamics here because Cuomo's dad was a pretty goddamn good mayor, a Democrat. This is back in the 70s when a Democrat was

at that, you know, not a psychotic. And he was pretty well liked by New York. And so these guys swim in the same circles in New York. They're going to run into each other, whether it's a party or a bar or steakhouse. So, I mean, Giuliani's getting animated because he's an old man. Chris Cromo, he kept,

he got to, you know, he didn't, he did a good job of keeping his esteemed down. But they know, they know each other. This is a past history there. God bless Rudy.

And if you guys saw him during the 9-11, you guys were too young to see that. He really was something. He was, I don't think he went to sleep. I'd go to bed. It's three in the morning.

He'd be live on CNN or ABC and whatever. And, And I'd get up, you know, well, I'm a comedian. I get up at two in the afternoon. And I'd get up and he'd be around the clock, man. Anyways, I'm glad he got that. Finally tonight, or should we save it? Do it?

All right. Free speech, my ass. What has happening to the UK? What has happened, I should say? Oh my God. It's gone. It's over, Johnny. It's not over.

Award-winning Irish comedy writer, Graham Lennon Linhan said that he was arrested in London over posts on social media criticizing transgenderism I'll repeat that he was arrested by cops

because he put stuff about transgenderism on that you know that wasn't pro-transgent so he gets arrested to give you an idea where UK is there and they've been at this level for a while by the way it's it's

basically all Muslim culture and angry white women feminists who have run and taken over the show. The creator of celebrated comedy programs including Father Ted and the It crowd said on Tuesday that upon recently arriving at Heathrow Airport, he was met by five armed police officers

who, he says, arrested him over three tweets. If you just are ridiculous. You fucking believe that? I do. In a country, he says, where pedophiles escape sentencing, which is, these are all true what he's mentioning, where knife crime is out of control, where women are assaulted and harassed

every time they gather to speak, the state had mobilized, he said, five armed officers to arrest a comedy writer for this tweet. According to the Irish writer, the posts for which he was arrested, included one in which he argued that biological men who enter

female-only spaces are committing a violent, abusive act. Wow, how radical. He said, make a scene, call the cops, and if all else fails, punch him in the balls. That's what he said, if there's a guy

in the woman's locker room. Oh my God. Another included a photograph of an LGBT plus rally in London, which Lennahan captioned, a photo you can smell. Guys, great. I want to watch some of his shows. The third apparently offending post said, I hate

them. Misogynists and homophobes. Fuck them, he said. And I'll tell you another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell. According to the right of the sole condition for his release was that he no longer posts on Elon Musk's ex-social media platform. What the fuck? How was that even legal to say that's why we're, wow.

A report early this year from the time to London found that police in Britain made, listen to this, 12,183 arrests for posts online. This is just written speech in 2023, or approximately, 33 arrests every day for posting something that they didn't like. If you don't think that can happen here, I mean, once Trump's gone, hopefully it'll be Vance and that it'll be Rubio

and, again, you have to come to you. I can't believe the push back or that the left is leaning into the shit. I just can't believe it. Anyways, that's it, folks. For a Tuesday, short week for us, Yeah, it's a good time for sports.

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