The Nick DiPaolo Show - Terrible Tim Quits | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1834

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Terrible Tim Quits, NBC Defends Somali Scammers, Trump Warns Venezuelan VP, A Trans Public Masturbator, Swiss Club Owner A Convict, Pharma Proves Capitalism Works and RIP John Mulrooney! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

What up, kids. Happy New Year to you. I never understood celebrating New Year. How do you know, big party when you turn 20, 26. How do you know that's not going to be on your tombstone? I used to have a bit about that Chris Fowley. You just die. You know, Chris Fowley had a party hat on about a year ago. You fucking died.

You know what I mean? You don't know. It could be the worst year of your life. Well, the best year, let's say, yeah. That girl gives it up for you. Um, long time no C, but got the iPad. That's what I do, because I'm 60 fucking 3. I remember to go into the car and get the Christmas tree that I've been carrying around on the back seat that you put in there.

I remember to put that in the house before I left, but left the iPad. So I'll be doing the sound effects. Here's one for you. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, Louder with Crowder and all these other shows. You get them for free, by the way, and I hope my wife's gynecologist is watching because he keeps asking me how to do it. And I go, you're a doctor for fuck sake. Figure it out. I'm kidding, Dr. Joan.

Keep your fingers where they belong. If you wanted ad free, why wouldn't you get Rumble premium? So follow my channel, download the Rumble app, and know you did one thing right today. What do we get new text? Nobody tells me about what the fuck. Today I'm going to be talking about, guess what? Tim Waltz is not going to run for governor. Wow, what a surprise.

He couldn't run for dog catcher in fucking Iran, that faggot. NBC defends Somali scammers, NBC, of course. And Trump, you know, did a little, he was kind of busy over the holidays. And if you follow the news, right now Maduro's in New York in an orange jumpsuit. And we'll talk about that's not the shocking part what Trump's doing because it's been long overdone. It's the response from politicians in this country that lets me know we're finished. And Trump's the only thing that really stands between us and us. And when they caught a another

surprise story, they caught a trans guy spanking it at a planet fagnus fitness. So we'll get to that. What's a DePaolo show without a molesting story? God, have we given these guys enough breaks? what did you guys do? Do you have a good Christmas? Is that the last time I was like I made out like a bandit. I get two blouses, a nice top.

No, I did. And Bonnie, who's the person in the moderator in the chat rooms during the show, got me, get this. She's a funny bag. She got me Snoop Dogg's cookbook. Oh, my God, was a laugh at my ass off. You know, not one of these. recipes as his. His idea of, you know, a fucking recipe is mixing robotoxin with a sprite and, yeah, and then put it in a bong and use it as the liquid. That's the recipe he should

be doing. Yeah, so I made the orange chicken, which is, you know, you get it to Chinese restaurant. And again, I bet you Martha Stewart gave him half these recipes because, I mean, come You know, I might be prejudging. I don't see. He's a little busy to be cooking. But the orange chicken, dude, I could right now, and I'm going to have you in Gianna Obunia, and I could do a full Chinese.

I got the ribs. Chinese ribs I make better than you get in a fucking restaurant that are in the crock pot overnight. I got those Korean chicken wings. I got this, this pork shout, I don't know it's got bell peppers in it, little

pieces of pork tenderloin. What am I forgetting? God damn it, I just made something else. Oh, another chicken stir fry with onions that I saw on YouTube, an actual Chinese girl doing it. And she had that heavy Chinese cute accent. Oh my

God. And then you're putting in cornstahs. You like it nice. Boy, that sounded like Italy. I don't know what happened there. But, oh, my God, I made that. That was fucking killer. And I'm forgetting. But I could put out a hole as Archie Funk was a whole chink meal.

Arch, why are you going to say that? What the fuck? Wife got me tickets and me and her tickets to the ghost pirates. That's the hockey team here in Savannah, minor league hockey. team, but they're on strike, I was told. Yeah. Who's explaining that to me? I got no memory.

Somebody's explaining it to me that, yeah, they were being treated like they get treated not too good is from what this guy said. You know, they're on a bus sometimes for 16 hours and they don't count that as a payday for them and shit. Yeah, that's what that's, you know, so whatever. So I believe they're on strike. That's what I was told. Just the ghost pirates or the ECHL?

No, I think, I think, oh, I don't know. Good question, Dallas. I don't know. I think I took it as the whole league because I'm sure they have unionized. But then again, it's hockey, who knows? And yeah, so that gift's no good. So in exchange, I gave her a broken vacuum cleaner.

Fix it, I said. You spoil brat? You guinea brat? I can't even remember what I got. She got shit that I really liked, though. And I gave her a ton of stuff. She's like, I don't know what to do with it. No, I gave her a bunch of stuff.

books. I can't lose with books with my wife. 54 she read last year. 54 books. Gives an idea how tight we are at night. I'm fucking... I couldn't feel more useless. It's one thing to sit there and watch 14 hours of football by yourself, but when you have somebody ripping through the

goddamn books next to you, you really feel like a retard. And I go, then we play Japanese. I wonder why I get smoked. I'd do better than you believe, actually. I paid attention in college for about five minutes. Anytime. This is me watching Jeopardy. They go, and the topics are,

fuck, shit, forget it. Broadway, who gives a fuck? Shakespeare, for fuck's sake, who cares? Ooh, sport. Haven't missed a sports question, or anything related. If it's got a hint of sports in it, I fucking get it. They could ask me about the Olympics in Greece in 1856. Somehow I know.

Figure skating. Figures. I love it. I love to watch those girls do those triple lutses with their underwear. Don't tell me there's nothing harder than that. Well, there is a Georgia cheerleader, a Tennessee, an SEC cheerleader. Okay. Anyways, I'm too old for that shit.

I'm getting a blow-up doll. Not the Japanese kind that cost $10. I'm making this for myself in my garage that I don't have. I think I've bullshitted enough I don't know What? Playoffs Oh well

We'll get that Okay Dallas is very He's upset He thought Arborne was going to win It all this year And he's disappointed

No, the college football playoffs You guys I've turned a few years Into college fans My buddy Evan Grant Who's always an NFL guy In New York Follows it now

You know He goes from not knowing Anything about it To call him he goes Calling me and going I got a dime On Oregon Minister

Sounds like a fucking Gambino member but yes you have you got Ole Miss and the University Miami these are the teams left Indiana who put a beating on Alabama that in my lifetime

and I've been watching college for I'm 60 I'll be 64 at the end of the month I've been watching it since I was six 48 years I've never seen Alabama get beat like whether they were good bad and they're most of the time they're always good they spanked them

this Indiana a team is a machine and Cignetti, the coach, got that stone face and the fucking beating they put on them was unbelievable. And then Ole Miss, Miami is fucking for, they've been, you know, the last few years, they've been getting better and better because they used to be a powerhouse in the 80s. They are, they're a scary team too. They got a defense that is as physical as anything. I saw some shit, hits going on.

and the Texas Michigan game that I was cringing at going, is that guy going to get up? Is he get broken neck? I'm not kidding you. I saw about three of them where I was going like this. Oh, fuck. I mean, it's a different, who fucking violent.

And quickly last night NFL game, I know you guys probably saw that. Steelers and the goddamn Ravens, which is always a great game anyways, they're playing for the division title. Okay, in Pittsburgh. It's cold out. You can see their breath.

It's perfect for these two teams. It's perfect. I'm watching the game. It's a barn burner. It gets down to about eight minutes left. They keep trading touch. My fucking DVR in my TV and my office, all of a sudden it slips back to the beginning of the game.

Fucking Comcast. You're going to read about me in the paper. I'm going to murder somebody at Comcast. They use an equipment from 19-fucking 99. it slips back to the beginning. So I try to fast forward it to the point I was at. I was still behind. I don't watch it in real time.

Thing jumps to live TV. It went from, I saw the fucking, I saw the Raven score with about three minutes left to put them ahead. I'm like, they're going to win this. And then that happened. It jumps to live and Pittsburgh is ahead, like two minutes later. And I'm like, how the fuck did that happen?

And, oh my, anyways, it comes down. guy for the Ravens the kick misses an extra point. No, he misses a field goal to win. I mean, a field goal to win. Yeah. Who missed the extra point, though? Him too, right? He missed it.

But they wouldn't have been in that position. Because he missed an extra point earlier. I've watched so much football, I'm probably confusing a college game with, but didn't he miss one? Oh, maybe it was a Steelers guy who missed one. I don't know. But yeah, this guy misses the field goal to, fucking and oh my, do you understand that poor bastard wakes up and goes,

the whole city hates me. He has to go in that locker room. He has to go in that locker room. I saw Lamar Jackson look like he was going to cry on the sideline. Lamar drove them all the way fucking down, got him in field goal position. With what? Four seconds left in a game. They played it perfectly.

Guy misses a chip shot, a 40-something yet, which is a chip shot today. misses it. They win. They move on if he hits it. That poor prick, this is why they get paid, big bucks too. But they had the best kicker in the history of the NFL,

Tucker, for years. And they got rid of him last year because he missed a few. And I mean, literally the best percentage wise and shit. And this guy has to go in that locker room. Do you understand

when these guys are banging heads in practice and killing each other and shit, he's over on the sideline, practicing his little kicks and shit. Do you understand that? And he might have to come in and practice a fucking on-side kick. Now he's going to go in the shower with these guys. He might as well be in a prison in Alabama.

And the brothers ain't going to go, don't worry about it, man. Holy moly. And he has to wake up and you know he's going to go on social media. And the poison and vitriol about him. And maybe he's in his car. He better not put on talk radio. he just cost them the fucking season which is

at one point oh you're right it was the steelers kicker who missed the extra point so he was going to be the goat he was going to be the goat it went from him being the goat literally to the other kicker being the goat how fucking relieved was he he still they haven't found them last night

they saw him doing coke and running up the street naked all right let's get to it terrible Tim quits race Minnesota Governor Tim Walls. The walls are closed. Look at them. Abruptly dropped his bid for third term on Monday, amid a growing fraud scandal in which allegedly billions of taxpayer dollars

were swindled on his watch. Here's a little video telling you what's going on. You'd like to ask where the money's going? That's Nick Shirley. What do you guys think about the fraud that's taking place here in Minnesota? A bombshell viral video purports to have cracked open a crucial part of the alleged Somali aid scheme in Minnesota. As federal investigators say as much as $9 billion could have been stolen in fraudulent schemes within the state. Not just within the state.

Now there's evidence in all 50 states Somalis were doing this. I want you to think about that until Trump came along. Even all the other presidents we thought were good. We've been going on for a long time. And this scumbag. Imagine having the balls, and he knew all about it. Having the balls to fucking run for president with all that. Just this psychotic.

And that kid, Nick Shirley, you know, a YouTuber doing his own investigating room, set off. He triggered a whole bunch of people in every state. YouTubers doing their own investigations. And the Democrats and the media, the real media, you don't like it. Because they're doing the job that these jerkoffs get paid to do. Democrat Waltz, former vice president, Kamala Harris, VPIC in 2024, had launched his campaign for a third term back in September.

I didn't even know that. No Minnesota governor has been elected three times since the term of office was doubled to four years in 1960s, and that'll stay that way. In September, this is Dinkweed talking, I announced that I would run for a historic third term as Minnesota's jerkoff governor, and I have every confidence that if I gave it my all, I would succeed in that effort. This is his statement today. But as I reflected on this moment with my family and my team over the, like you even talk to your family about it.

Fucking wife's like, you did what? You dumb cock. I came to the conclusion that I can't give a political. can't campaign my all. He's a fag. Can't give it his all. Isn't that funny? Why is that?

Well, every minute I spend defending my own political interests, that's another way of saying, I'm in real hot water, would be a minute I can't spend defending the people of Minnesota against the criminals who prey on our generosity. That would be the Somalis he's talking about. And the cynics who prey on our differences.

Now he's talking about, like, and the Republicans. Even in this, he can't be gracious. Get caught red fucking handed. In either ways, can you imagine he actually had the balls come out and say, I've been trying to put a, I've been trying to stop this type of fraud for the last, I don't know how many, that makes you look even more stupid. Because if you were really doing it, you're as incompetent as they come. U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar, another attractive man in the Democrat Party,

is viewed as the top contender to jump into the race. If she were to toss her wig into the ring, Clovishire would join three of her Senate colleagues in running for governor. Senators Marsha Blackburn, I didn't know that, running for Tennessee governor. Tommy Tuberville, former coach at Auburn, which is in Alabama, folks,

and he was very successful. He's running for governor of Alabama. And, you know, college football is a religion on it. And Michael Bennett, Democrat Colorado. Attorney General Keith Ellison, this dink on the left, he gets sworn in on the Koran, too, by the way. Okay? And Secretary of State Steve Simon, who looks like a mannequin in the window at Sears, doesn't he, are also seen as potential Democrat candidates for Govna.

speculated GOP contenders from Minnesota's governorship include my pillow CEO Mike Lindell I don't know how he can afford it he's been sued nine different ways for defending Trump and

it cost him a lot of I know that how many fucking pillows in the disguise show and then you get that House Speaker Lisa Demuth over there who dresses like John Goddy did in the 80s of the marked turtleneck.

It kind of has a little, if Bill Maher had a mixed daughter look to her. Oh, I see that. I see a little bit of that. Absolutely. Bill Maher got an Iranian hooker pregnant at the Four Seasons in L.A. And I say that because I saw Bill Maher at the Four Seasons years ago with some really hot Asian chick. Look like a hookah to me.

Four Seasons was right down the street from my apartment. So I go out and do my comedy at the comedy store on Sunset Boulevard, do a couple sets there, maybe do another one somewhere else, and then on the way home, there's the four seasons, like down the street from me. I'm not going to go in there, a nice bar, have a drink. No, I'm not. The wife said, get home, you bitch. I said, what the fuck?

It's the matter with you. What the fuck's the matter with you? Anyways, boys and girls, it's 2026. What does that mean? Well, you're going to support the show. You fucking guys Support the show Head to Nick Dip.com for some merch

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friends come over, break out that Trump hat, end up squirting Kingsford lighter on some lady lighten her up. It'll be great. Anyways. So the only thing more shocking, and we're not shocked, people who follow Trump, because he's a man of action, he does everything he's going to say. It's taken a while for these people to believe him, apparently.

But what's more shocking to me is the response from the media and the Democrat Party, which is one and the same, how shocked and upset. And the resistance he's getting at home for taking out a piece of shit, international drug dealer who you can argue has the blood on his hands of 200,000 or more than that, dead American kids from drugs, illegitimate president. And it's not just the United States that says that. Over 60, 70 countries say that. Nobody recognizes as legit.

What better person to arrest? And he's getting resistance about it. That's how I know we're fucked. Once Trump goes away, hopefully, I mean, with a Janey Vance and shit. But you think the Dems aren't going to try to steal the next one? Because they're fucking finished.

But I can't believe I don't know how to do this myself. I'm telling, you know, I want to see you got to quit treating the Democrats when you do the news, whether it's Fox, CNN, well, forget CNN. They're in there. But anybody that, you know, leans a little right,

which is what two stations, maybe America won't, quit, quit calling them Democrats. I'm a dead city. You get a fucking, You got to call them the enemy or something. Give them a... Because they are not a legit... You really think they're out for your best interest,

you fucking people who vote Democrat? They're pissed because Trump's kicking illegals and rapists and drug dealers out of the country. And you're upset about that. Why don't you just think about that for a second? That proves it's all about power on your side. It's got nothing to do with fucking, you know,

the good of the country. Anyways, sorry to get on my soapbox. What the fuck else? I'm going. Anyways, what's it say but crooked? What's the beginning? I hit the button. NBC stands for nothing but crooked or corrupt, a social media frenzy that began in Minnesota over allegations of daycare fraud. This is a dovetail from the story we just did. At least seven other states over the past week as conservative journalists and write, this is on NBC. and I purposely took the article from NBC because when's the last time you read an article

that said left-wingers or even liberals? When have you ever read that? Right-wing influence have embraced the idea that they should investigate state subsidized child care centers, especially those run by local people of Somali descent? Oh yeah, it's about them. They're picking on them because they're Somalis. That's what that implies.

And number two, yeah, they have to do the job. job you guys aren't doing. You're supposed to keep the fucking government honest. And they get upset because this guy took initiative. He's got over 135 million views. And they're upset. That's what fucking journalism is all about. That's what America is all about. Holding jerkoffs like Tim Walts accountable. And it bothers you. And it bothers the Democrat part. So why would you ever, ever, it's beyond left and right, red, blue, it's, I don't even know what the fuck it is. It's insanity versus, it's just America haters versus people who love the country. That's the best way to, I don't, for the life of me, I don't understand it.

And the day since Christmas, conservative content creators have been, again, conservative content creators. You don't think this fraud affects people who do vote Democrat, but they don't care. It's about winning on their side, you know, have been showing up at daycare centers from Ohio to Washington, state. In other words, this is going on in like all 50 state. Recording videos of themselves trying to interview employees and expressing suspicion over whether the centers are legitimate businesses like Minnesota, Ohio, and Washington also have significant Somali populations. Yuck. Isn't that fucking weird? Why would you, what's the average temperature in Somalia? It's in Africa. It's 111. It dips down into the fucking night.

these at night. And they come and live in Ohio and friggin. And some guy goes to me, well, if you, I said, why, I tweeted, I said, why, I said, why can somebody explain to me why Ilhan Omar is behind bars and some guy. First thing I read it, I never read, I never go more than three of them because then I lose my mind. First, well, if you're such a genius, what should she be in jail for? How about number one, marrying her fucking brother? How about right, there. Do you really think that that douchebag, she's the first Somalian congresswoman ever, she doesn't know what's going on in her district, which is almost all Somali. Fuck a fucking Sego.

What? NBC News viewed similar videos on social media investigating daycare centers in Idaho. These are, these, it's so funny, these are no, they used to be white, white states. Look at Idaho. You know who lives in Idaho? Ex-cops. Mark Furman and all. Great people, in my opinion. Maine?

I went to school in Maine. There was one black guy, and he used to smoke pot in my room. He was a captain of basketball team. Massachusetts, I've lost my home state politically. Oregon, of course, that makes sense. And Pennsylvania.

There's Somalis everywhere. many of the people that's weird though right you don't hear about them that much you know why they've been on the lowdown ripping us off for last many of the people making the videos are affiliated with small here we go conservative websites do you see how they're trying to downplay this who gives a shit what they're fucking allied with or affiliated with who cares this this is journalism supposedly professional journalists upset about people doing journalism uh with so small conservative websites have ties to political groups. The clips have been posted to X where some have racked up millions of views and praise from viewers with help from a network of, here we go,

prominent right-wing influencers. Again, you never see the left-wing influences, which is all the internet is, on the platform who share and reuse the content. Yeah, that's how the internet works. That's how the truth gets out there. That's why you guys are useless. Nobody watches you anymore. The fact that this Sunday morning shows on is amazing. Rubeo, Michael Rubio is, I'll tell you, I've always been a fan quietly. There were a few people saying, well, he's not far enough, right, or whatever. Every time I saw him, I was impressed with him. I mean, every time, he's dead serious.

He's almost too serious. I don't know that he has a sense of humor. He reminds me of Michael Corleone. He's got that young, he's in the fucking, any, Anyways, he was on one of the shows and made an asshole of that Margaret, whatever. We had her on, remember we had a clip of her a couple of weeks ago. He made her look like an ass. She was criticizing the Maduro.

You know, we went and picked him up in a helicopter. She had a problem of that. The videos have sparked the national debate about the tactics of right-wing. Here we go. Right-wing media figures. That's, again, tactics. That's the, what, third time to mention, right-wing. Again, somebody send me a fucking article you can't because I don't have a mailbox.

I do. I'm not going to give up my address. You know, what am I just? I'm talking about snail mail. Somebody send me something on the internet of where it says left-winger's, like a liberal, blah. With some Republicans praising the conservative creators for spotting potentially red flags. Well, some Democrats and immigrant advocates, in other words, Marxist cocksuckers, won that the confrontational tactics amount to harassment.

Let that sink in for a second. These people doing citizen journalism knocking on a door because they saw what was going on in Minnesota, that's harassing people who are ripping the taxpayers off. Just asking them about it, you're a racist and a bigot. So, you know, that's why it went off for so long. That's what they said. Minnesota, people were afraid to say anything.

because Ilan Omar would call you a bigot in a racist on national TV. Hmm. May she get a yeast infection that turns into pita bread. Mmm, yummy. Somali descent who have not been charged with any crime are caught in the middle. The videos gained traction in right-wing social media, another right-wing. After Nick Shirley, a conservative, how many times we had right-wing and conservative? Do you see?

That's how you have to read the news, folks. posted a lengthy video on December 26 purporting to show child care facilities in Minnesota that weren't operational but were receiving state and federal funds. That would be taxpayer money. Shirley's video has received 135 million views on X. Only two more than mine on only fans. Have you seen me in the red shorts? And three million more on YouTube.

And although it did not prove fraud and his tactics have been criticized by who? By you. It received wide praise from conservatives online within the Trump administration, including Vice President J.D. Vance and tech billionaire Elon Musk. Yeah, two real dummies, huh? You guys, the left, that's all you have is to steal the next one. I don't care what you do in the midterms. In 2028, you got to steal it because you're not going to fucking win it outright.

And if you do, then I'm moving. I'll call Rosie O'Donnell. fucking live above her. Listen to her with her fucking 40-horsepowered dildo. Making pancakes with it and then sitting on it. Oh, Nick, you gross. And it led some of the most followed right-wing. Again, right-wing influences on X, such as Cat-Turd

and Gunther Eagelman. Cat-Turd, that's great. That's him on the left, Cat-Thirt? Yeah. I wonder how he voted. Fucking looks like an X-er from Yellowstone. Gutther Eagleman on the right to call for all Somali immigrants to be

deported to get rid of fraud. A fucking man. The left is freaking out about Trump getting a door. It's so funny. The media every bit. But what about he doesn't talk? He fucking acts. Newt Gingrich's just got a hard on, man.

Nobody knows the government like Gingrich. And he and again, he wasn't a huge Trump fanning when Trump first started to run. He's become like the he goes, this guy is Look, he's surrounded by brilliant people, but that's half of being brilliant yourself, not being insisting on being the,

he brags a lot, and that's what turns people on. I don't give a fuck, though. You know? You don't have a problem when, I don't know, Ray Lewis did it, or pick somebody famous. You know what I mean? Sammy Davis, Jr. He couldn't shut up about himself.

No, I'm just kidding. Anyways, all right. I'm sad enough. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. Oh, with that tone, my mother used to say. President Trump warned Sunday, this is in our make-me-a-s sandwich segment, that if newly appointed Venezuelan leader Delci Rodriguez fails to fall in line with his vision for reform, you know, in Venezuela,

she likely will suffer a worse fate than captured President Nicholas Maduro. Following Rodriguez's condemnation of the U.S. operation that saw Maduro arrested and flown to New York City, Trump made it clear that he would not stand for any defiance from the longtime socialist who he had tapped to run Venezuela in the interim. If she doesn't do what's right, she's going to pay a very big price, probably bigger than Maduro. What are you going to do, whack her? I mean, but I do like that.

What is she, a crossing guard? Nice jacket. Jesus Christ, you're blind to me. She looks like the broad. on the Land of Lakes box. Show you see your tits. Oh, stop it. Anyways, here's a video or something

about the story. I forget. President approving the large strike on Venezuela and the capture of Maduro and his wife. It's very relaxed. Where are we going, fellas? I get some Budweiser down here. The Justice Department says Maduro partnered with narco terrorist groups,

groups like FARC, ELN, the Cittaloa cartel, the Zetas, and Tremada. And M.S. 13. Trendiagua. But you're upset because it's not fair. You can't just go and arrest somebody. He says the fuck who. He was already charged in this country for shit. You understand? And nobody, like I said earlier, recognizes him as a legit leader. The warning was a major shift from the praise Trump poured on Rodriguez on Saturday as the person who he believed was necessary to make Venezuela

great again. Despite the U.S. President's endorsement, Rodriguez went on to reject the notion that she would work together with Trump administration, calling Maduro the only leader of Venezuela needs while saying that the country was ready to defend its oil reserves from the U.S. And how are you going to do that? How are you going to do that? Can I ask? They just showed you what kind of military might they are

by sneaking in under cover and picking off your president and bringing up to back. But you're going to defend your oil fields with what, the Eagles? Scouts. That Venezuela and somebody made a great point on TV. A lot of it's run by Cubans, crooked Cubans, and Columbia is in there, and all the drugs that you see going through Mexico. So they're like, they attract a bunch of bad countries, too. This is like a great move.

And she came out going, eh, first she was nice, and then she came out. She must have got a call from Maduro or somebody. And they said, you've got to fucking shut up and say that, you know, so she comes out and defends Maduro. And then Trump comes out and says, well, you might, you know, you might suffer worse fate than Maduro. And then she changed her little tune. We had already warned that an aggression was underway under way under false excuses and false

pretenses and that the mass had fallen off. This is her talking. Revealing only one objective regime change in Venezuela, she said. Yeah. Now I understand people, people over here on the left and the media saying Trump's base is going to get pissed because they, they voted for him because he said no ever, you know, no, a never ending wars and all that. Well, it's not going to fucking be a never ending war. He's going to do what he did in this country. He's going to fix it. People of Venezuela are cheering. So what do we give a fuck what you think? People who lived under this jerk off. They were, they were plotting. They're on TV. Even Cubans and Florida are. order it. You know, it's a fucking country with a bunch of bad people in it. Not the rank and file. Following Rodriguez's

fiery speech, Secretary of State, Michael Culeone, also known as Marco Rubio, and that's him getting a hand job in the shower. Look at him. That's right. He showers with his suit on. Said the Maduro loyalists cannot serve as Venezuela's interim leader and vowed that the U.S. would not

support her administration. Instead, Rubio pushed for free elections. Oh, my God. What a asshole to be held to determine the next leader of the country as the U.S. and other nations never recognized Maduro in 2024 when he won. The whole European Union, nobody in that recognizes. And in like 60 countries, along with the threats against Rodriguez, Trump also suggested that the U.S. would carry out a second wave of military actions in Venezuela if he deemed it necessary. Somebody's like, are you saying boots on the ground? He's like,

Yeah, sounds good to me. This guy. And again, I know he's got people surrounding him. You can't know all this. He's been selling buildings your whole life. You have to be sorry. But he knows how to delegate. And believe me, China right now is sweating bullets.

And so is Russia because the Venezuela. They had a connection for the oil. Yeah, that's right. So, by the way, that means gas, price is going to drop even further is what people are saying. God forbid, right? Want to talk about affordability? Let's change it up like we do. We go from heavy politics to fucking trannies yanking their sausages at the gym. Delicious. Have you ever had the Jimmy Deans install number two? You know how you do that? You put your Nike shoe to let him know you're a fruit cup too. Remember like Foley there to the

bathrooms. You guys are like, what is he talking about? Different strokes for different folks. Disturbing. I didn't find it disturbing. I belly laughed till I shit my pants. I had to change myself during this stuff. Disturbing viral video shows the moment a transgender gym goer appears to be masturbating in a stall inside a stable at the Bananza Ranch. No, inside the woman's bathroom at Planet Fitness. Okay, I repeat, a tranny, a trans woman, which is a biological male in the female giving it a yak. Boy, if you ever want to take the question out of if she's really a woman or not.

Where do you see this footage? I fucking laughed. I go, this girl is smart. I would have just fucking kicked the door open and said, let me help you. No. I, uh, plan, what's this muddle of fuck's name?

I'll get to that. Planis Fitness patron Grace Hudson. There she is. You know, a young, uh, lady. But I hate she talks like she talks like the hood

her D's a tease and what and I don't know that it distracts me from the story. She had a little bit of that instead of saying you know I whatever you know I'm talking about. Grace

Hudson claimed she encountered the ordeal while she was using the female restroom at the gym's conch I didn't go past the video did I yet? No. Concord location just outside of San Francisco. We did a comedy festival, that contest. Beautiful play last May, but the footage only exploded online over the weekend. The clip which she originally posted on TikTok showed the shadow of an unidentified person

appearing to perform the sex act on themselves. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash a dick for you. Check this video out, folks. You talk about stone coal evidence. if you brought this into court? Check this out. Guys doing shadow puppets. Look at...

I have no idea why all of a sudden my video is blown up. All of a sudden. All of a sudden. That's all right. All right. I would have said it was whittling. Why all of a sudden my video is blowing up on Twitter and Instagram. It's a killer.

This happened back in May, but I'm getting a lot of questions. and stuff and I'm just going to answer and tell y'all how this shit went down so pretty much I was just at the gym I go into use the restroom and the shower is going because I planted fitness there's showers and the shower is going didn't think much of it I go out to wash my hands and the shower stops and this dude comes out okay literally straight up dude tall and handsome i stopped blowing masculine everything pause how cute was that

masculine everything wasn't that cute midwet now that's a girl from brooklyn he's got's hanging out I'm like what the fuck dude put on some bats then he goes like that with her mustache uh go ahead sorry

he's naked and wrapped in a towel pause so so he hands her out there and so he shuts the shower off and comes out right that's intense Go ahead. And he goes across into the changing room. And I was kind of just in shock and just didn't really know what to say.

She's feeling for an Adam's apple. Anyways, at the end of the day, she said, whether you're transgender or not, she said, you should not be stroking your shit. Ever stroke your shit? It gets under your nails. Oh, my God. I did it once. Thanksgiving.

I reached for the bread. Nobody. And the woman's, she said, you shouldn't be stroking, you shit in the woman's bathroom. Houston, I'll call her Houston, said in a TikTok video posted late Sunday after the footage started going viral. Okay, that's definitely some weird shit. The young woman alerted the front desk staff at the time, but the employees, the young kids, they didn't know how to handle the situation. You can't really blame them.

Her boyfriend eventually stepped in to confront the trans gym goer. addressing the saga, the young woman said she now regrets not doing more at the time. Like what? Tickling his nuts? What are you going to do? I thought about it, but I was like, there's no way anything is going to come to this. People are just going to say I'm transphobic. And there you see it, folks. There you see what the media, what college academics has done to people this age, afraid to speak up because they're going to be, those days are gone, okay? You get a guy who's an ally in the White House now. Kick them in the nuts. Kick her on the nuts. Whatever. The viral clip resurfaced months after Grammy-nominated singer

Tish Hyman was kicked out of a goal's gym. Remember the black woman? She was lesbian, but she was right because there was a dude in the locker room and she was fucking upset and the gym wasn't going to do anything about it. In Los Angeles, after confronting a wife-beating transgender woman who allegedly exposed his male genitalite and the woman's in the locker room.

And they said, that's tough. He's got a right. Remember? She lost her shit and she should. And then she was on a few talk shows. But the fact that this guy hears her and shuts the shower off and comes out naked. Right? And here's the other thing to keep up for it.

I think we're going to do a segment. I'll have you. You're good at doing the artwork, watching TV with Nick. The new thing is to sneak a tranny in in almost every commercial. There's a target one. There's one last night. I don't know what it's for. Oh, it's for some drug.

and by the way, do they come out with a new drug every day? Seriously, are we being, as we used to say, punked? You can't invent drugs that fast, can you? Every day there's a new drug. They're just making names up. Try flixodil. What the fuck? I did.

It was delicious. I had the flexidil at Sam's on 48th Street. I don't know. I went off on a tangent. But anyways. Let's move on to a really horrible story, actually, you know, sad wise. You guys hear about the, anyways, the headline convict club owner feels the heat. One of the owners of the Swiss ski bar, I'm sure you guys heard about this over the holidays,

where 40 New Year's Eve revelers were killed in a horrifying fire, had an extensive criminal history dating back more than 20 years and even served time in prison. Jacques Moretti. Ooh, a French Guinea, much like myself. Oh, I'd say Jake's. Jake's Moretti.

Jacques Moretti, a French national in his 60s. Jesus Christ, he looks like he's 38. That's what tits and coke, you know, they live a relaxed life. Originally from the island of Corsica is facing an inquiry in the

deadly New Year's Day blaze at Lake Constellation, which patrons were trapped inside after champagne bottles adorned with sparklers set a ceiling on fire. And those sparklers, people think they're, and you would think they're harmless, right? You know, anybody David Teller has a great dinner. Everybody else, he goes, when I was a kid, you know, everybody else had thrown M80s and shit. His friend had a half a stick of a fucking dynamite and he goes, there I am, like a retarded kid in the Special Olympics for the spark. he goes sparkler

the what did he say sparkler the queer cousin of an M80 or something God he's so fucking funny anyways check out this horrifying these people don't even realize and the people you see in this video were probably dead minutes later

because when shit like this goes up it's like this anyways check this horrifying shit out videos show the flames there on the ceiling spreading quickly through They're still playing music and dancing. Some desperately trying to put the blaze out, others scrambling to escape.

And tonight, investigators say the inferno was likely caused by sparklers placed in champagne bottles and held too close to the ceiling, igniting the soundproof lining. Yeah. Is that mask you see the fucking antipa wearing? French Revolutionary. I have to get the whole story. But anyways, but it's far from the first time Moretti, the owner, has faced criminal charges, according to French newspaper Les Parisienne, which reported he's no stranger to the justice system in France. Well, he's a guinea.

Belgian radio network, RTL, said his prison stint involved cases of pimping, fraud, kidnapping, and false imprisonment. That's a bad guy, citing a legal source. Moretti and his wife, Jessica, have co-owned the swanky. nightclub in Cranes, Montana. It's in Swiss mountains, folks, since 2015. They have not been criminally charged as of Sunday and are not

incarcerated as they answer authorities questions about the deadly inferno in which 40 people were killed and more than 100 were injured. Again, we can't look, everything might have been up to code and shit. I mean, you know, maybe he turned a new leaf. I don't know, but

it's not going to help him when you have a record like that. You're not big on a little details like fire exits and shit. You just, he was not in the nightclub at the time of the fire, but Jessica Suffett burns to her arms. The wife, Swiss prosecutors have said they plan to open an inquiry

into arson by negligence and manslaughter by negligence against the couple, if they find the couple criminally liable. Moretti has stuck to his assertion that the club, which was only inspected three times in 10 years, that sounds about right,

followed all the safety regulations as required by Swiss law. We'll see. Let it play out and see what the hell, you know. But Jesus, how do you not know? And they said there were like some women on their boyfriend's shoulders with the sparklers. And when that soundproof shit

goes up like a baby's pajamas. You know what I mean? Nick, what's that mean? I don't know. But 40 people did. Can you imagine? And there was a golfer, a young guy golfer in his teens maybe? early 20s from Italy. He's like a up-and-comer that everybody was talking about. He fucking died. Can you imagine you got relatives, like you said, your son or daughter goes over there?

And it reminds me, if you guys remember, I don't know how long ago, I'm so bad now with years. What was it, 15 years ago? 20, the fire in Rhode Island, the band Great White was playing at this, this tender box. And it was a tender box. It was made. It looks. It looks. was made of Popsicle sticks. And Great White, the band, who were famous for five minutes, were there playing. It was packed.

And they had pyrotechnics go off. And immediately caught the fucking sit, the plate. And it just went, wow. You know? Same thing, probably sound proof because they had bands there and shit.

And just went up like that. I got to Google how many, but horrendous. I remember it was brothers that owned it, too. they lost a band member died that's how fast it went up nobody nobody you gotta have that shit inspected before you use it you know

that's like kiss going into a Benegans and go happy hour I just want to burn all night long anyways horrible horrible situation as again that's why I lay on my couch about a big world traveler everything's fine here

let's move on are you listening socialists for decades of Americans heard the same justification for high drug prices. Pharmaceutical executives insisted those prices were unavoidable. Research costs required them. Innovation depended on them. The United States as the world's most open market had to pay more than everyone else,

meaning us. Boy, how many people were fucking us since we, I mean, that have been exposed since Trump got in office, between the Somali fraud and whatever. paying through the ass for drugs and they were telling us you have no choice because we do all the research and develop then Eli Lilly

you guys you can say what you want about those Zempick and those GPL one fucking drugs they did one thing they exposed some of these fucking these guys are as bad as Maduro then Eli Lilly cut

the monthly price of one of its flagship weight loss drugs Zepbound where they get that name what am I missing there Here's a little video Well, it might be Well, it might be AIA, but they got the language down

You know that guy landed on a transgender guy Wacking it in the gym below there What are the odds Anyways, nothing about the drug changed We're talking about Zepbound So nothing about it changed no new scientific breakthrough appeared. The only thing that changed was competition.

Once real pressure entered the market, in other words, people will go, hey, I can get this shit cheaper. Lilly, or people said it's too expensive. Lilly found room in its pricing model. Isn't that funny how you find room and you're threatened with losing money? That executives had long claim did not exist.

The market responded quickly. Novo Nordisk, Lily's primary rival lowered its prices soon after. This did not reflect a sudden gain in efficiency. Are you listening, Socialists, how free markets work? It reflected fear of losing ground to a competitor. And that's how it's supposed to work. That is how functioning markets work.

When one major player moves, others adjust. The correction happens faster than any federal agency could hope to manage. The irony is hard to miss for years. The industry claimed margins were fixed and untouchable. In other words, they said, we have to keep these prices at these prices. Oh, we're not going to make any money. Meanwhile, they were raking it in. Executives warned that any ship would damage shareholders and undermine global health.

Yet the moment one company blinked, others followed. Consumers saw relief not because regulators intervened. You don't need that. This is what the market does on its own. but because competition exposed the old narrative as hollow. We call it lying cock suckers. Another force reinforced that on November 6th, the White House announced a pricing agreement with major drug manufacturers

scheduled to take effect in 2026. Again, Trump, remember he said he, and he said he was going to do this. The agreement aims to narrow the gap between U.S. prices, and those in other advanced economy. You know, we were getting porked, right? Other advanced economies weren't paying what we were paying, these ridiculous prices, and those in other advanced economies

and establish a purchasing framework that makes reductions easier to implement. Excuse me. I hope all this kicks in, like the Maduro thing and the gas prices go even further down. By the way, this is, in the last 15 years, the cheapest gas I've ever got.

Again, I've got a different car. I don't have to put super unleaded in it. It's a 68 Volkswagen bug. But you know, but can you imagine? Think about this. And again, I don't mean to blow drunk, but he solved a few wars.

Brought peace to the Middle East. I mean, it's still going on. But think about what he's accomplished. If this happens in the drug prices, just that alone, I would think even left he's going to go, what the fuck? you know got medoro in jail

beat all those fake charges exposed Comey and you can go on and on and Dallas made a good point because he said he read that um modoro there's that connection

Venezuela used to use those machines for that fixed we use the machines in the 20 election right and Biden's what was it Dominion and Smartmatic. Yeah, that's right. Because I remember talking about that on this show, about how the things were made in Venezuela and shit. So we use Venezuela machines so Biden could

steal the election. And they say Trump's going to bring all that out. And if they, oh, I don't know, these developments expose a simple truth. Price has never reflected necessity. Incentives shape them, reinforced by limited competition and political deference. Competition cracked open and inflexible model. The White House helped widen that gap opening. That's a president. That's what a president do. Real quick, I want to get this in because over the weekend, I don't know if it was the weekend, over the holidays,

I think December 29th he died. John Mulroney, funny guy from Brooklyn. He's a cop. I knew you're a cop for 25 years too. I don't know when he did that. He did it before he became a comic, and then he did it after, I think. Nice guy. I met him a couple times, you know, real New York, Brooklyn guy, and only 60.

They said in the article, 57, he was born in either 1995 or 58. So, you know, he's either 67 or whatever. Around 67 years old, he passed away unexpectedly over the holidays, which, boy, that one got me. And I didn't even know him that good. I just met him a couple times and really liked. him and just a funny New York dude, you know, never made it huge.

Anyways, Brooklyn Comedie Cop, he passed away. Here's a little bit, I just wanted to pay a little tribute to him. A little bit of his work. He's the only place in the whole world where you can over hear a conversation between two men and nothing you said. Right? I don't know if you ever seen it. Hey, Frankie, remember that guy I spoke to the other day about that thing that we were

talking about when he said that he knew what's his name from the joint over there. Well, I spoke to you know who, it turns out, he don't know nothing. And then they wonder why it takes the FBI ten years to catch these guys doing something. Here's another clip. Glendale. He asked where you're from. He's in Los Angeles, I think. Go ahead.

What's that? South Angeles. South Angeles. Thank you. South Angeles. Someone just wake him up out of a coma? I was having a big green drink. And I heard my hometown, somebody yelling out.

I thought I was getting a ride. I can't drive after drinking one of this. Dude, you didn't even say around South Angeles? Are you a gangbanger with a lisp? What the fuck was that? Don't make me thug you. You can't be gangster with a lisp, dude. I'm sorry.

I busts the cap in your ass. Rest in peace, Johnny. It's never the hacks that I hate that go. They live forever. You know what? I don't even hate any comics. Even the ones like I don't respect. I like.

Really, I've met... I don't know one that I like dislike. Because it's a weird... You're in a weird club. You have balls. I get up and go, hey, look at me. I'm fucking funny. Some of them.

them are real hacks though I would kill them. Let me take that back. That's it. Good to see you guys again. It's been a while. God, I forget how this goes. Huh? It's in there. I know, but I got to roll through. Oh, closing read. I'm fucking my brain. And by the way, I'm not kidding you. We've been gone about 11, 12 days. I'd say I slept a solid nine hours total. I'm not kidding you. It's getting fucking, I drugged myself almost every night. You don't want to do that either because then that's when my memory goes. Anyways, I want to send a personalized video to somebody. I think you do.

I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to. Book it at shoutout.us, shoutout.us, or cameo.com. And don't forget to grab some merch at nickdip.com. That's it. Not bad for a Monday back. What's on Monday night football? Is there a game tonight? Quick update on the pool.

That football pool of the middle of about 135 people. My brother going in yesterday morning, him and his son were behind my niece. And again, this is not a fix. My brother is the commissioner, so don't get, but there's like 135 people in it. The whole season you pick it, whatever. My brother and his son were down by two to my niece, Brittany. Brittany only got a five, five right yesterday. My brother gets like an 11 or 12,

and his son gets like a 13 to beat him by one. That shit's been going on since September. And my nephew beats his old man by one fucking point. And he made like $1,250. Well, 1450, I think, total. Anyways, that's that. You guys think, huh? No game.

Season's done. Oh, is it? What am I going to do? I can't watch ID Network. I'm starting to like these guys. Go jerk it and install. Oh, please, there's nothing left down there. It's all scarred up and crooked knocking.

Anyways, you guys think it I'll say you're very welcome. See you back here tomorrow at the same time. Take care. Hi, good night, everybody.