The Nick DiPaolo Show - Texas Dems On The Run | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1773

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Texas Dems Could Face Arrest, Sanctuary Laws Kill Two More, A Different Mile High Club, Chicago Criminals, Illegals in Spain and DOJ To Go After Sanctuary Cities! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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from 9 AM to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. Today I'll be discussing the Communist Marxists. Don't call them Democrats anymore. This is just, it's one thing to disagree with the administration. It's another thing just to every freaking thing, just out of hate. I don't know how they consider a legitimate party anymore, other than you know they're against everything Trump's for and he's for this country. That's all you need to fucking know. Texas Dems could face arrest. Yeah, so Abbott's gonna chase him down in his wheelchair and I love it. He put a thing out for their arrest. This and what else? Oh, sanctuary, the sanctuary city laws, they

killed two more innocent Americans and we have a version kind of an interesting story of a different type of mile-high club thanks to the DNA of men who don't leave it alone for five minutes. It's a pretty interesting one actually. So how are you folks? Let me take a sip. See you guys hopefully Friday night. Tampa, SideSplitters and Saturday night. One show each night. I actually have to connect.

I'm in fucking Savannah. I could hit Tampa with a rock. I'm not going to drive because it's just out of the range. I go four and it's a little over five and I did it before and I hated it so yeah so no but I can't just jump on a thing I'd be there eight minute no I gotta go through Charlotte and your sister's ass. What your sister ass has to do that I don't know. Red Sox win another one six in a row. They're 22 and seven since July 1st and there's 18 or 17 and two at home in the last 19 which last three years they've stunk at Fenway and they kept saying we got to change that we

got to change that man if they changed it. Annie I don't know how long the wet dream's going to last, but man, they are playing serious. And they're whipping good teams. Excuse me. But anyways, so right now they're like a game and a half as far as the first wild card spot. So interesting to me, because I'm from Boston.

You people are going, oh, what the fuck? Get on with it. thing to me because I'm from Boston you people know what the fuck get on with it and a Dallas I did that pizza again just to make sure I feel like I've wasted 30 years the fucking I go like this and it stays and it's round a lot of my pizzas look the shape like the state of Missouri or Oklahoma, which isn't a bad thing because as a saying in Italy, they say never trust a perfectly round pizza, you know, which makes sense. But I, that's how obsessive I get. I kept hearing your voice going, well, you got to try it again. And what am I going to say no to pizza? I'm a stereotypical Guinea.

What is it, the white wine you think I Don't know. I don't I don't know maybe just the temperature the I Don't know it's a Yeah, usually get like they say let it proof a couple of nights in a frit, whatever that usually does make it Whatever but I have no idea it just spreads out and it stayed it doesn't snap back and it looks like a frickin pizza anyhow what the fuck else what a boy I don't know I'm gonna write the fucking antidepressant pills and not

working let's get right to it. House, that's in quotes folks, house arrests Texas style. Texas Republican governor Speedy Gonzales Gregg Abbott ordered, you gotta like this guy, feeling below the waist or not, ordered state authorities Monday to arrest dozens of house fucking Marxist Democrats who fled to Illinois rather than stay for a vote on redrawing the state's congressional map.

Excuse me. And you can't do business unless everybody's, so that's all they're doing. Something to do with quorum. I thought that was a city in Iraq. No idea. Anyway, so I love it. They split the dams. And they did this a few years ago. I can't even remember the reason. I don't give a shit. It's what they do. Boy, they haven't changed an iota. It's so great. Republicans are going to be in power for the next 30 years if this keeps up.

Yeah, so they run to Illinois, which is of course a very friendly blue state, and fat boy Pritzker's there. What another multi-billionaire, and he's dumb as a bag of dog shit. It's just insane. So yeah, they have a bolo out beyond the lookout, as they say on cops. Oh, I saw Jasmine Crockett called Trump a piece of shit. How did we go, and I'll say it again, from Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, George Washington,

to a street hoe? Her fucking campaign slogan was leave the money on the dresser. campaign slogan was, leave the money on the dresser. Just a black, ignorant, stupid street hoe. As dumb, as hateful as everyone you see in those viral attacks on people. Just a street hoe. And you want me to believe she got voted in somehow?

Piece of garbage. Boy, this country, it's still failing the effects of PC, DEI, horse shit for a long time to come. And she's not the only one. You got these hateful bitches that, what's it name, Eliana Presley in Boston. She couldn't be more fucking racist. I've had it.

Texas House Democrats abandoned their duty to Texans, Abbott said in a statement. By fleeing the state, Texas House Democrats are holding hostage critical legislation to aid flood victims and advance property tax relief. There are consequences. I'm surprised all the Democrats and all the states haven't done this on everything Because all the shit Trump's passing is to help You know US taxpayers, and they don't want to do that. They want to bring this country to the toilet They came damn close Anyways, there are consequences for dereliction of duty Abbott said before he did three donuts in the parking lot and took off in a

cloud of dust But you fucking uh yeah you Democrats um I want to see people get arrested. But like somebody said if you do that it's just what they're looking for right. You gotta grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You gotta grow up. You're not a kid anymore. Talking of Jasmine Crockett, Speaker Dustin Burroughs, seen here, just issued a call of the Texas House and issued warrants to compel the members to return to the... Why do you leave a box of Popeye six-piece?

That'll get some of them back. Know what I'm saying, yo? Just say, like you fool criminals, you know, when they cops do that in big cities, they go, hey, if you come down to some convention hall, we're giving away, whatever, and they show up and then they rust off. Anyways, compelling members to return to the chamber. Here is the speaker of the Texas Senate talking about the situation. I have signed the civil arrest warrants.

We will work with DPS to locate members. I saw, for instance, there is one member who said that they are doing a fundraiser here in Austin tomorrow. And I've sent that fundraising letter to DPS and said they should be invited to attend as well. We'll see how that goes forward. Yeah some of the Dallas police down there so the guy was gonna have a fundraiser I wonder if it's going on or not oh my god are they so. Can you imagine somebody going Obama's a piece of shit? Okay, I'm saying not not not a civilian a republican politician saying that about Obama

You know me this should happens nobody discusses it That double standard I guess is permanent regardless of who's in office To ensure compliance, he said, I ordered the Texas Department of Public Safety to locate arrest and return to the House chamber any member. This sounds like a slave movie. Catch the runaways, bring them back to the House. Any member who has abandoned their duty to Texans, if that's the case, you should be arresting Jerry Jones. That's a keeper. I couldn't think of what's his name, the quarterback Prescott.

This order will remain in effect until all missing Democrat House members are accounted for and brought to the Texas Capitol. Yeah baby. I wonder if this is another empty... somebody's got to do some perp walking for us here but again it's sort of what they want but so what give it to them make them spend a night in jail. Jasmine Crockett should be arrested for impersonating a human being. Just a piece of filth, along with Joy Reid.

It's kind of nice. No Joy Reid anymore on TV and shit. I'm sure she'll resurface in a few months as the president of Harvard or teaching gender studies at Columbia. Something still DEI related. Let's move on to something sort of related. Sanctuary state laws responsible for two more dead Americans. Don't you think after the first one, which was years ago, I remember Geraldo Rivera

on Bill O'Reilly and I think they were talking about that girl in San Francisco. Remember the guy shot the gun and it ricocheted and killed this pretty girl named Steinle. Her last name was Steinle. She was standing on a dock with her father in San Francisco. And the guy was an illegal. And then there was another story, a drunk driver killed another. And Geraldo Rivera was such a dick because he's Hispanic. He gets blinded by his.

He was arguing with O'Reilly. O'Reilly saying, the guy wasn't supposed to be in the country, so that girl would still be alive. How do you argue that? And Geraldo's gone. That's too easy. That's too, no it's, some things don't have a gray area, shithead, other than that stupid mustache you had on your face. How do you argue, there's no connection between a guy being here and killing somebody and a guy not being here and not killing somebody.

You can find wiggle room in there. Your sister's box. An illegal alien with a history of drunk driving is accused of killing a woman and her 11-year-old daughter. Yet people like Jasmine Crockett and those other dudes, they'll be out today arguing for sanctuary cities. Just let that sink in. That's all you need to know. How do you vote fucking not you people because you vote like I do but how does anybody fucking vote Democrat after something that it's that easy

Drunk driving is accused of killing again a woman an 11 year old daughter in a car crash in Lakewood Township, New Jersey right all Luna Paris, they always keep their maiden names. Yeah, he doesn't look like a stereotypical illegal, does he? Imagine letting him into the country. You know he was invented. Raul Luna Perez, a 43-year-old illegal alien from Mexico, has been arrested by the Lakewood Township Police Department and charged with two counts of vehicular homicide and assault. I, I, I, I, I, I am the Frito Banzito.

I like Frito's corn chips, I love them, I do. I want Frito's corn chips, I'll get them from you. I, I, I, I, I,. Oh I am the Frito Fancy Toad. For you youngsters out there, that was an actual Mexican character animated. Fucking bad guy with the sombrero. Stealing your Fritos in a commercial. That reminds me of my bit during the World Series. They do it every year. Anybody steals a base during the World Series they do it every year if you anybody steals a base during the World Series

Taco Bell does this thing everybody gets a free burrito the next day and I said that kind of racist that you're rewarding illegal behavior with Mexican food It's a great joke wish I had someone to tell it Anyway on July 26 police responded to a fatal car crash allegedly caused by Luna Perez after he reportedly crossed into an oncoming lane of traffic and hit a woman with two 11-year-old girls in her vehicle head on. The two on the left are gone now.

But you guys keep going out there you dems and fighting and making the argument that sanctuary cities are good. The woman was pronounced dead at the scene while her 11 year old daughter was rushed to a nearby hospital, later pronounced dead. The other 11 year old passenger is in serious but stable condition. So that little girl loses her sister and her mother because of a douchebag who shouldn't be here and people in this country is for it but stable condition in a New Jersey hospital immigration customs enforcement has since lodged a detainer against Luna Perez requesting custody of him if he is released from local police custody at any time and there'll be people trying to get interfere with ICE.

Just think about that for a second. It's gotta be the only society that cut its own throat, the only fucking ICE officials revealed that Luna Perez has had multiple run-ins with the law. But New Jersey sanctuary state policy protected him from being turned over to their custody. Nice going, Phil Murphy. You fat fuck yeah. You're racist, man.

You want those guys to go back to their own country. On June 25th, 2023, Luna Perez was arrested for simple domestic violence. Right there, he's arrested. You look into his background and you know he is here illegally, but let's send him out because he's the threat. That's literally an intentional decision, deliberate. Let's send him back into American society so he can Hurt another American. That's how much they hate you. That's not exaggeration I'll tell you what's an exaggeration whenever stuck in my windpipe Luna present again domestic by on March 20th of this year Luna Perez was arrested for drunk driving. Oh

Add more to it and on April 17th. He was again arrested for drunk driving This is before he killed these people Just think about if you are that family that lady's husband if she had one relic whatever just think about it Governor Murphy seen here Looking as stupid as he is Remember this guy was he fucking arresting people during kovat? Governor Murphy and his sanctuary policies released this serial criminal into New Jersey communities. I think Trump had it right when he said... They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

The Department of Homeland Security's Trisha McLaughlin said in a statement, now this innocent family is shattered by their failed leadership. And I don't know about you, but whatever she says I'm nodding to what I'm a piece of shit all right ah she looked like a young Heather Thomas Heather Thomas that her name wow all I know is those people are dying. All the people on TV that I loved not too long ago are dying. That means I'm on deck. Uh, Lonnie Anderson. So we've lost Ozzy, that guy that was on Cosby. I don't know. Who's successful though? that guy that was on Cosby, I don't know, who's successful though? Who's the other big one? Oh, Hulk? Yeah, we also lost, I didn't know this, but until after Ozzy was dead, but Chuck Mangione died two days before Ozzy did.

He did? Yeah. He got overshadowed yeah oh my god it's probably going what the fuck again they're famous at the same time Ozzy get all the albums so long he's like Jesus Christ I play a horn I'm really talented Ozzy I didn't I yeah I guess I didn't know that I use I have this kid I used to play football with up in Maine who's sends me you know death pool thing he usually gets to him before everybody else he'll get the ones like he'll get the ones like I don't know some obscure quarterback from 1920s and you know Lonnie Anderson dying today he won't touch that. Anyhow let's move on. Mile-high club you're gonna like this

one folks it's the reason I lay on my couch and don't go on a vacation. A British mother of three was sexually assaulted midair, and that's not with a plane around her, while parasailing in Africa. Well, breaking that stereotype again, aren't you? First of all, I got to be honest, I wouldn't go parasailing in this country. Go to fucking Africa? And yes, I know. It's not the stereotypical picture you get of Africa. I'm sure there's six civilized cities there I'm not fucking parasailing in Africa. I don't care what Nation it is

Michelle Wilson, she's 52 Probably has a nice bucket said she was strapped into a harness with a parasail operator when she noticed he had no pants on and said, fuck it, let's do it anyways. He's African, this could be nice. He pressed himself against her and groped her while they soared through the sky off the beach in Seus, Tunisia, where I have a duplex. South Susse, probably African. Susse, Susse. Look it, right away, right away she's probably going,

what the, I didn't ask for this. She's doing this, get upstairs. Get out of the way. This kid's 20 years old, you know, hormones are raging. She said, I could feel the back of my bikini bottoms being pulled. First I thought she meant he was like pulling them off. You don't do that unless you're on a plane in Delta and everybody's drunken. And he was pulling the strap, she told the son, meaning not the, you know, the sun, meaning not the strap, not on a pant. He must have been tightening the harness to get me closer to him.

You're raping me. This is rape. He's like, get out of here. I'm not raping you. And. Whee. I googled a bunch of parasail. I wanted to show.

There was one where a guy hit the side of a hotel like 10 years ago it was classic I mean the thing snapped off and he's a hundred miles and I think it snapped off he just he was out of where he's supposed to be hit the side of I was trying to show that because I like to add funny shit and I come up with a bunch of other ones two teenage boys from Tennessee a couple years ago on vacation somewhere Same thing hit a hit a hotel and they're both all fucked up now. It's like yeah His legs straddled around me she said he had one hand up on the parachute the other one on his shvog What's a schvog? No the other one wasn't shevlog. What's a shvlog? No. The other one wasn't, she said,

that I felt him touch my leg. What, are you going to run to HR? It's Africa. He was groping me and moving back and forth into me and talking to me in Arabic. Sounds like a taxi ride in New York. Then he yelled Allah Akbar and made a hard right into the roof of a La Quinta Inn where we fell into a room. I think he's done it before. She said, I felt them pressing against me. I kept arching my back good girl I Felt violated and dirty girls. I don't get that part. Why do you feel dirty? I Never understood girls after they get raped. I felt dirty

Really you just I mean sexually violated and that's how clean girls are? That's the first thing I think of? Oh, I'm dirty? I'd be like, I gotta stab this motherfucker. I'm not going, hey, who's got the Irish Spring? I felt violated and dirty and was scared. He was only a young lad, maybe around 20. Well, are you trying to justify his behavior? It's a British broad, I think, right? She originally planned to take the ride with a friend, but was told it was too windy. These guys have their con down perfectly. So they were going to double up, which that's, and they do, you can do that too, but these

two young guys are like, no, it's too windy to take the ride with a friend, but was told it was too windy and that she and her pal would have to go separately accompanied by an operator. He's lying. She's like, I don't feel a fucking, what are you talking about? And he went, yes, Nick, it's Africa. We get it. The friend had a great time with no problems because the person she went was a big homo. Wilson said that as soon as she was back on the ground, she burst into tears and reported the incident to the local police.

And she said the incident ruined her vacation. Oh, come on, get over it, will you? Just take a shower, you'll feel clean again. As women you expect a bit of banter from men in these countries but this wasn't banter. It was a sexual assault. Now wait a minute. He didn't like put his hands down your pants. He touched your leg. I'm not trying to defend but right? I mean it's got to be a little more than that for a sexual assault. Wilson spent eight thousand dollars for the trip. I'd say she got her money's worth. She believes the man has since been arrested. British authorities and Wilson's insurance company are assisting in the case. Oh, I bet they are.

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and I put on the Munsters. He goes, you going to take that lily over her? What are you fucking? And we get in a big fist fight. Let's move on. Give me all your cash apps. Police in Chicago, Illinois are urging residents to be cautious after a slew of violent black robberies targeting mainly drunk individuals in the city's River North neighborhood. Notice in this picture, they make it nice and white, that eye, so you can see it's a white fella.

Anyways, according to Fox 32, at least four incidents have taken place between June 16th and July 6th with one to three african-american colored males beating and robbing people Once again contributing to society like nobody else Here's two people crossing the street.

I know, just saying. Jesus, that adds a lot to the story. These people were arrested for jaywalking. The crime so bad they were mugged while they were jaywalking. It's out of control down there. The men befriended people who appeared to be intoxicated. Well that's what guys do at bars. Look at, she can't stand up, I'll get her number. When we were young, that's what you do. I said I used to you know hang out at Faneuil Hall and it's

cobblestone. Faneuil Hall, if you guys have been there, it's all cobblestone. So I always would tell this bit when I was in Boston. I go, yeah, that girl comes stumbling out of her high heels, and she twists her ankle and falls, and a pack of kids from Southie come out from behind the red Owlback statue. Jump up. Sean, pull her hair.

The men befriended people who appeared to be intoxicated before stealing their predators, as said super predators stealing their property and beating them they couldn't just take the property so that's what I'm saying they're filled with hate the robbers occurred the robberies occurred during the early morning hours when bars and restaurants were closing. Yeah, that's, and they asked the boys, why did you do it? And they said, that's where the money is. You know, like the guy who robbed banks. One of the individuals robbed was Tori Ledzema.

She's still embarrassed, she's blushing. She was forcibly pushed to the ground by four individual in ski masks. Turns out it was the Jamaican bobsled team just getting back from Innsbruck. While he was headed to Pilates, she was headed to Pilates, I'm sorry, at 5.30 in the morning.

Serves you right for working out that early. Can you imagine? She's going to work out, right, before she starts her day. Those guys are still out there from last night She's getting in shape they're getting rich I gotta move there she said the men attempted to gain access to her phone He threw me to the ground later found out I sprained my neck from this impact. You know, I found out that from my lawyer. He said, you got a sprained neck, don't you? But the four of them pulled me back up,

and they held the gun to my head. That's fucking, we're joking about it, but that's fucking frightening. There were three guns, they held one to me, and then one in either direction of traffic. not that there was really traffic, she said. And then the driver stayed in the car. But they held the gun to my head and asked me for my password.

And I said, the password is potato. And then I, that's what I'd do if they asked me, because you know you're going to die anyway. I'd go, they asked me because you know you're gonna die anyway I go it's up it's a watermelon it's pork shoulder it's KF it's Popeyes and Mountain Dew that's the password 77 don't forget and the hash mark and the smiley and then I and then I later found out this group was looking for people's cash app so Here's the guy that was a former you know what?

He's been on Fox a million times former. He was a military guy too and like, you know counterintelligence thrill and here he is explained Why this is happening to people? This is what it really all comes down to is the phones. You know, we do most of our banking on the phones. People don't carry as much cash anymore. So what they're doing, and in particular, this is where it has evolved. In particular, the the female that was going to Pilates, they were asking for her cash

app. They wanted to get in her cash app and get money that way so this is something that people have to understand is that they may not be going after cash they may be going after your apps and how to get into your apps if they can hold the phone up to your face if they can beat you until you give them pass codes. They will go in and transfer money and get money and by the time it gets reported, they most likely have a system already and how to withdraw that money or have it sent to an anonymous source where they can then get cash for that or have it transferred to a bank and do a

withdrawal. I'd be a dead man. I'm so bad with it. I can't remember my passwords. I can't even find them on my phone. When you go to settings and it says password, it's never there. I have a paper somewhere where they're all printed out. So they'd beat me silly.

And I'd be going, I don't know it, and they wouldn't believe me. And then when they finally did figure it out, I'd go, can you get me like a hundred bucks? I'm going out tonight. I'm going to hire these guys to fucking... Can you imagine? But that's true. You walk, you don't think about it. You're walking around with your phone and it has all that on it. You don't think about it. You're walking around with your phone, and it has all that on it, and people go, well, there's a security.

Some people use their face, a picture of their face, a fingerprint, whatever. Wherever there's something, there's somebody out there trying to figure out how to get around it, and they usually do, usually some Chinese fella. And he sells the secrets to the fellas in the south side of Chicago. Anyhow, yeah, so that's why you shit your pants when you leave your phone somewhere. You're not just leaving your phone.

You're leaving a camera too. For the love of Pete. You know that, I told you that brawl in Cincinnati, that black girl, that white woman has like a little bit of brain damage, apparently. Yeah, that's the gay mayor woman, again, who looks like Shemp Howard from The Stooges, and who would have guessed she sees oppression everywhere she looks. Unbelievable. When you read shit like that it shows you what kind of brainwashing has been going on

with the media. That doesn't happen overnight. Decades after decades of people interfering with ICE trying to get rapists and get bad guys off the street. Just think about that and why is like it why is racism I heard a black kid saying this I've been saying it forever I go why is racism the worst thing you can be in this country if they put it ahead of pedophilia I mean literally why is that the fucking the

worst thing you can be most of we're all racist if you want to be honest about it But the media year after year TV movie College campuses drilled it into the it's part of the DNA of this country now. Thank God Sweeney, what's her name? Sid Sidney sweet. Thank God. Sweeney, what's her name? Sidney Sweeney. Thank God she showed up. She's a Republican she came, Trump's like, no I love her. Did we show her shooting the gun yesterday? No. Did you see that clip? Yes, she's fucking good. Jesus. Holy moly. I'm a fan. Yeah, blonde hair, blue eyes, in her 20s, 36C, 24 inch waist, who's a sharpshooter.

Yeah, nobody's going to want her. Oh my aching stem. You're going to get me out there, dude. I got my, dude dude I get three guns loaded and I haven't touched in at least two years I'm like I'll go on YouTube and refresh my memory before I Dallas Dallas a military guard no no no the answer is right here but I'm afraid Dallas is gonna flip out and pull a Chris Kyle on me when we get there. I'm like Dallas what is this? Ask me another question I'll put it in your fucking then you go now run behind that

target I want you to pop your head out I'm gonna show you something. I got a I got one of those red dot scope again, and I never even like centered it whatever they call it Zeroes yeah exactly. I could never zeroed it in And I'm not going to that stupid indoor one where you got a guy breathing down your neck I was about to do this with my guy. Oh, I Shouldn't say that that happened at that place. I told you that a Father brought his young kid there and he was standing behind him game like a shot powerful gun you know it jerked the kid back and he fucking can you imagine and I still go there

brought the wife last night oh stop it but yes I got a either that I'm gonna sell it Yeah In Richmond Hill, yeah, there's um, Sidney Sweeney gonna be there You're like no, but this guy Sean Sweeney is from South Boston Steve Sweeney used to do this bit. How come Boston people, getting a cab, and he has a cab drive away from, I'm from India. You're from India, huh? You know a kid named Kevin O'Malley?

Oh yeah. Yes I do, yes I do. Steve Sweeney, still the fucking, anyway, let's move on. Sunblock and tackle, get it? Block and tackle. Wild video, don't tell me, we'll decide whether it's wild,

I hate when they do that. Shows shark sunbathers tackling around a dozen migrants who jumped off a boat just feet from the shore of a packed beach in Spain. It's a beautiful beach where people go to, I say vacation, holiday. Footage shows a black motorboat, of course. Never a white boat. Pulling up to the shallows at Sotio Beach in Granada, town of Castel de Ferro on Sunday afternoon.

And several migrants believed to be from North Africa Jesus is there anybody left in North Africa to run from that place diving into the sea fully clothed it reminded me in high school we used to go to a place called singing beach and the last day of school we took our boats out my dad had a boat at that point my friend Mikey size father had like a 27th boat. Anyways, we all took the boats out. Of course, my battery dies out there. But before it died, we went to Singing Beach and we did that. We pulled our boats and jumped off all drunk and shit and ran on the beach. But we were from the United States. Nobody

bothered us. It wasn't quite as uh, but what so finally Maybe the Europeans have had enough. I don't know they did the people that were at the beach like fuck this they thought it was just swimmers at first and then they Check out the video This is the moment a migrant boat arrives on a Spanish holiday beach before those on board are chased and tackled by angry locals a Spanish holiday beach before those on board are chased and tackled by angry locals. The shocking incident unfolded on Satiro Beach in Castel de Ferro, Granada on Sunday afternoon. But locals are seen tackling some of the migrants to the ground, whilst others manage to escape. A clip shows a beachgoer in swimming trunks pinning one man down while he appears to beg

to be let go. Later footage shows authorities taking those who arrived. I guarantee those people yelling are yelling at the kid let him go he's just trying to find a place to live and here come the cops going thanks for doing our job i was over there hitting on the fucking 18 year old lifeguard named sally yeah now let him go anything left is that it I've on the boat to be detained to be detained and now for something completely different one witness described the scene as surreal and we all stood there staring not at the migrant but at this girl wearing a French-cut bikini, 5'11", green eyes, huge

fun bags. We stared and stared. The grease balls ran away. What? We all stood there staring not quite knowing what was happening. Really? We're real rocket scientists, huh? You got a tattoo of fucking the Dominican Republic on it. We thought it was a recreational boat. But when we saw people starting to throw objects into the water and getting out, we realized it wasn't normal. Who said that? Alberto Garcia, who owns a restaurant on the beach front. And then he said, fuck it, more customers for for me so I opened an enchiladas getting it people from this restaurant complaining there was seaweed in my pancake get in the kitchen man that's true I always mention this in New York

City or probably any city during the World Cup but it would take you 45 minutes get a cup of coffee because the four guys in the back in the kitchen have this little TV set. And that was like every restaurant. I thought it was kind of cool, actually. After dropping off the migrants, the boat with four people on board, it simply turned around and left and headed back to Morocco, wherever the fuck.

Do you realize Italy looks like fucking, I mean Europe is, it's, they gave away the United Kingdom. They gave it away. Now they got to take it back. I don't think they have the balls. Let's move on to Ice Ice Baby. That was for you youngsters, that was a vanilla ice opening riff. That kid had some rhythm, that white kid. The Department of Justice identified nearly three dozen, that's 36 for the Polish people, 36 cities and states across the country on Tuesday that it said were sanctuaries for illegal immigrants and warned that it planned, the Department of Justice, DOJ, to take legal action against more of those jurisdictions.

Here is the director of ICE. Let's call him Kevin McElhaney. Oh, Todd Lyons. Todd Lyons. Todd Lyons. My brother-in-law, well there was a great football player from Danvers. It was Todd Lyons. And I still can't remember it. That's how fucked up I am. Go ahead. Sanctuary jurisdictions just makes it safe for criminal illegal aliens to roam our neighborhoods. So ICE is dedicated.

We will ensure that this drunk driver who killed two American teenage citizens will not be released back into the community to harm someone again. These sanctuary policies are the whole reason why criminal aliens feel free to walk among our neighborhoods and commit crime because they know due to the sanctuary jurisdictions will allow them to keep their criminal streaks going just to be freed without any notification to ICE. When it first started, when they started to explain sanctuary cities, I didn't even, you can just create laws? I don't, and obviously they're not legal under

the Constitution because now they're enforcing the, I mean, how much do you hate the country to have to do that? It's amazing to me. Attorney General, my ex-wife, Pam Bondi, said in a statement, get out of here. See her thumb? She goes, get upstairs. How do you say get in the kitchen? Locachina. Vamanos.

Attorney General Pam Bondi said in a statement, the cities and states which mostly lean blue have immigration policies that impede law enforcement and puts American citizens at risk by design. That's the part. By design. It's not an accident. They do it under the guise of compassion. We're taking care of these people. They live in shitholes. They just want a better life. That's the whole fucking thing. And Biden for four, says, we can't stop it because the border thing is broken.

Trump's in there for, I think, two hours. It was like locking the front door. That's all he had to do. Biden, where are we? What are we doing? The Department of Justice will continue, she said, bringing litigation against sanctuary jurisdictions and work closely with the Department of Homeland Security to eradicate these harmful policies

around the country. We'll get to it. All right? Here's my fear and what I hate about it. So let's say, they're not gonna, but let's say the Democrats won the next president, then they come in and reverse it all again? And we go on and on back and forth like this? Just not sustainable. So I say, I say mass execution of anybody who republic, who registers Democrats. For the 13 states, it's always the usual suspects, California is blue as my balls, New York, Colorado, Illinois,

on the Department of Justice's list have already faced lawsuits over their immigration policies. Others on the list include, again, all the same, Delaware, Nevada, Minnesota. I don't know why that one disappoints me, because it's the heartland, land of 10,000 lakes. You think of hunters in America. And you got little Somalia downtown, fucking Mogadishu. Yeah, Mogadishu. And to me, it doesn't sound like enough to vote people.

Again, you know my theory, folks, you're sick of hearing it, but it's 10 guys in a room, you know, Soros and whoever. Minnesota and Washington DC, these are all the cities they're gonna go after. The lawsuit in Illinois is the furthest one along in the court process and has not played out in the Department of Justice's favor at this stage. Of course not, because some Lib federal judge

tossed out the DOJ's claims saying Illinois state and local policies were protected by the Constitution and that the DOJ's lawsuit encroached on Illinois sovereignty. I'm not gonna pretend to be a legal scholar here. I wanted to do a Alan Dershowitz story damn it I saw a clip of him. Remember we had Dershowitz on? He was one of my favorite guests. He couldn't have been nicer. He lives in Martha's Vineyard amongst all the hoi polloi, the fucking hardcore liberals. He wanted to get pierogies at some store, and the guy

wouldn't serve him because of his politics. And he goes, he mentioned a couple stories where he couldn't get pierogies. He was laughing about it. You know, can you imagine that's a guy who was a black and considered a left winger in the 70s and 80s. Anyways, the Department of Justice could still appeal the decision or amend its complaint. But the DOJ, which has shifted heavily during the Trump administration

to focus in on immigration enforcement, has also seen some success. God forbid. Its threats to Louisville, Kentucky resulted in the mayor there modifying the city's policy to be more cooperative with the federal government. A DOJ spokesman said the purpose of the list was to encourage other states and cities to do the same. They're not going to be encouraged until they see, you know, their co-workers being let out in other states in handcuffs. Otherwise, it's a bunch of talk. I just can't, I just can't imagine losing a family member to an illegal, especially one that has previous record.

How do you not lose your shit? You know those movies they make with Liam Neeson where he stalks people? Yeah, revenge stories. I can't believe we don't read about like 10 of those a day. What if we lost our spirit? Wouldn't you down, come out to Dallas, huh? You'd be done. Dallas would be, it'd be fucking renting planes, jumping out of them, landing in backyards, beating up guys. I just, I don't see enough of that. I wanted somebody to interview a father that went nuts and you know i mean adam shift

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