The Nick DiPaolo Show - Texas to the Rescue | Nick Di Paolo Show #458

Episode Date: December 9, 2020

Texas AG files against swing states. PA rejects GOP. Brian Kemp, Chinese asset?

🎵 Yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the big show on a Wednesday. All right. On a Wednesday. Did right. On a Wednesday. Did I say it's on Wednesday? It's on a Wednesday. Hey, I had three, the last three games right in the pool. Landed a big nine.

So now I'm in 92nd place out of 110 people. Your sister, your mother, and your fucking brother. Let's get to it. We got a ton of big show today. We got Sean Hannity's Taylor coming in, and we got some guy from the Black Panther Party, and a couple of college kids. What do we got?

That's Sidney Powell. I would marry her. I don't give a shit. She has balls of brass, and if all this goes for naught, I am going to fucking lose it. I'm arguing with my former agent, who I love, by the way. Let's call him Tony G. And he's a fucking, he grew up in Westchester County, Democrat his whole life, just ignoring. I'm arguing with him in text and he just comes back at me with the same old frigging talking points from CNN. Doesn't know any, he's saying there was no fraud,

none whatsoever. Even people on the left aren't saying that. They knew it was stolen. They just don't give a fuck. They do anything for power. But it's so sad. This guy, he's a smart guy. And he's talking about a paper ballot trail. I didn't know there were already. And that's proof that it wasn't. There's overwhelming evidence.

You know, I said, you think Sidney Powell is going to put her reputation on the line for this? Do you know what I mean? And if she doesn't win, it's only because the court is lined with fucking, you know what, Ivy League judges who hate Trump to begin with. And my buddy's answer to that was, well, some of them are Trump-appointed. So what? A lot of the Republicans are in the bag for globalism. That's what, you know, I don't know, frustrates me.

And I don't, you know, the guy got me tickets to the Red Sox World Series. They clinched at Fenway. So I can't get that mad at him. He's a Yankees fan. I fucking love him. But Jesus, come on, Tom. So fucking obvious he wouldn't venture over to fucking, and don't say Fox because I'm done with them too. But oh, anyways, let's get to it. It was such a scammer rainy. Big Tech banned. We're going to start with this video. I saw we're going to play about two and a half minutes of it.

And let me remind you, this was made before the pandemic hit, like in October of 2019. It says it right up on the top. This is a script. It's fiction, so to speak. I don't know the purpose of making it or putting it out there. Maybe it wasn't supposed to get out there. But if this doesn't make the hair on your fucking whatever you got down there today, I don't know, maybe both. If this doesn't make the hair on your arms stand up, I will be.

Again, this is fiction, but it's before COVID even hit. It's called they called it it Plandemic 2. But watch this. Again, it's scripted, but this is before we even knew about the pandemic. This is not for prop practice. It's only copyrighted. October 18th, 2019, New York, New York. The World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to our audience here in New York, New York. The World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to our audience here in New York. Five months prior to the pandemic. As well as our larger virtual audience participating online today. The Event 201 scenario is fictional. Today's scenario is going to simulate meetings of a multi-stakeholder group called the Pandemic Emergency Board. We're at the start of what's looking like it will be a severe pandemic. And there are problems emerging that can only be solved by global business and governments working together.

There's been some conspiracy theories that are around about the potential that pharmaceutical companies or the UN have released this for their own benefit. And maybe this is a time for us to showcase some cases where we are able to bring forward some bad actors and leave it before the courts to decide whether they have actually spread some fake news. Pause. How creepy is that? Whether they have spread, bring some bad actors.

That would be people like us, you know, and punish you for spreading disinformation. That's already happening when they fucking put disclaimers on the president's tweets but again this was this script was this went down five months before go ahead new coronaviruses infected people got a respiratory illness with symptoms ranging from mild flu-like signs to severe pneumonia. In related news, a significant demand for personal protective equipment like N95 masks and gloves are on the rise. Patients are overwhelming healthcare facilities. People are avoiding public spaces out of fear of infection

and in compliance with public health recommendations. Our U.S. affiliate has just released polling results on public expectations for a vaccine, and 65% of those polled are eager to take the vaccine, even if it's experimental. I'm not optimistic about having a vaccine in time to be relevant during this pandemic. With enough money and political will, anything is possible. Penalties have been put in place for spreading harmful falsehoods, including arrests. If the solution means controlling and reducing access to information,

I think it's the right choice. What you hear that controlling information punishing people but disinformation i think it's the right choice this ain't fucking fiction this is right on the goddamn money and it's what's going to am i reading this right jason a script simulation it was done october 29 october 2019 right they didn't write this after and then put that date on it right right five months prior how creepy and accurate is it your mother sucks cocks and hell you're a super punished nature will robinson nature no will robinson and by the way big tech has banned this video, exposed the true intentions to cash in on COVID scam. They're all complicit in the biggest fraud in history. Go ahead, some more. The risks and benefits of staying home from work.

Absolutely, we need to save lives, but we literally cannot afford a heavy handed response that suffocates our economy. The world saw large scale protests and in some places, riots. This led to violent crackdowns in some countries and even martial law. The public lost trust in their respective administration. Economists say the economic turmoil caused by such a pandemic will last for years. The societal impacts, the loss of faith in government,

the distrust of news, and the breakdown of social cohesion could last even longer. We have to ask, did this need to be so bad? Wait a minute, Jace. Then there was, those clips were, oh no, that's right, those clips were during the summer of the riots and shit i was gonna say it was post-covid but it wasn't was it does that not freak you fucking people out and why does big tech not want this out there huh didn't that say uh it's all about covid china uh people making large dollars give me the fucking money you hear me? Give me the fucking money, you hear me? You hear me? I said come here, bust my body.

Give me the fucking money. That fucking freaked me out a little bit, a lot. It was so accurate, right down to the little stickers on the floor that say stand here when you're going to a CVS. I'm telling you, it's a playbook. We've been saying it all along, right? Shit's been done before. China is playing the long game.

Nobody's going to convince me that this didn't come from a China lab intentionally, especially when they shut down their flights between Wuhan and Beijing, but let the planes go to the United States and Europe. Nobody's going to tell me otherwise. And then the jerk off Democrats. Like I said, you'd find, you'd find Pelosi's fingerprints all over the fucking microscopes in the Wuhan lab. Text, let's, let's move on. It's skit. Was that it? That was it. And that kind of creepy. Uh, so let's get to the fraud, uh, that my, my friend, uh, T doesn't believe

is, uh is actually happening. And it's all made up by, it's all made up by Trump because he's a big baby. Oh my God. Yeah, that's what it is. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton today filed a lawsuit against Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin in the United States Supreme Court.

Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin in the United States Supreme Court. The four states exploited the COVID-19 pandemic to justify ignoring federal and state election laws and unlawfully enacting last minute changes, thus skewing the results of the 2020 general election. In Pennsylvania, you know, you're supposed to go through your legislature. You can't make up laws as you go along at the local level when there's an election. Do you understand? And that's just what they did. But there's no evidence out there.

The battleground states flooded their people with unlawful ballot applications and ballots while ignoring statutory requirements as to how they were received, evaluated and counted. Oh, Pennsylvania, I'm not liking you. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation or run an election. Trust in the integrity of our election process this is paxton speaking is a sacrosanct and binds our citizenry and the united states in this union together georgia michigan pennsylvania wisconsin destroyed that trust and compromised the security and integrity of the 2020 election. You are correct, sir. The states violated statutes enacted by their duly elected legislatures,

thereby violating the Constitution by ignoring both state and federal law. These states have not only tainted the integrity of their own citizens vote, but of Texas and every other state that held lawful elections. You know what he means by that? I think you do, right? So those four states that cheated so Biden could win, that eliminates my vote, anybody who voted for Trump in other states. If Trump actually won, which is becoming pretty clear, that's the big thing. And I think we're going to have an answer by the Supreme Court on Thursday. They gave a deadline for the states. That's Attorney General Paxson of Texas. He said their failure to abide by the rule of law

casts a dark shadow of doubt over the outcome of the entire election. We now ask that the Supreme Court step in to correct this egregious error. And I'm not even, I don't even have faith in the Supreme Court. Hear ye, hear ye, the court's in session, the court's in session now, here come the judge, here come the judge. That's Clarence Thomas, by the way, he taped that voiceover. Anyhow, but do you get it, folks? You can't fucking have four states not playing by the rule. The rest of us are.

And those four states are the battleground states that actually decide the election because it just nullifies everybody else's vote and all the other states. That's the gist of it. And seven, what is it, seven states? There's probably more now, have joined in with Texas since yesterday. Oh boy. Anyways, he says, for presidential elections, each state must appoint its electors to the electoral college in a manner that complies with the Constitution. The electors clause requirement that only state legislatures may set the rules, Pennsylvania,

governing the appointment of electors and elections, and it cannot be delegated to local officials, which is what happened in the swing state. The majority of the rush decisions made by local officials were not approved by the state legislatures. You know why? The state legislatures, they represent your voices. You elected them. You get why? The state legislatures, they represent your voices. You elected them. You get it?

It's a representative republic, thereby circumventing the Constitution. But they think they can do it, right? They'll do anything for power, these cocksuckers. You're entitled to shit. Exactly, Tony. You tell them. Seven states, folks. Seven states stand by Texas.

I bet you there's more this morning. I didn't even look. Seven states have now joined Texas lawsuit arguing that the Equal Protection Clause has been violated in this election from state to state. Arkansas joined with Texas, Alabama, Florida, Kentucky, Mississippi, South Carolina, South Dakota. Hashtag stop the steal. Hashtag fight for Trump. I bet you there's more. Isn't it kind of odd that he did great everywhere else? isn't it kind of odd that he did great everywhere else? And I asked my buddy, how about you follow the vote thing?

You can look at the graphics. It goes like this. At 3.42 in the morning in Detroit, whang, or Michigan, big spike. At 3.42 in the morning, those votes come in. No, that's how it works. Oops, sorry, fella. Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry issued the following statement regarding the ongoing controversies over the 2020 federal election and the new motion put forward by the state of Texas before the U.S. Supreme Court.

What he said, what Mr. Landry said, millions of Louisiana citizens and tens of millions of our fellow citizens in the country have deep concerns regarding the conduct of the 2020 federal elections. Deeply rooted in these concerns is the fact that some states appear to have conducted their elections with a disregard to the United States Constitution. Furthermore, many Louisianans have become more frustrated as some of the media and the political class try to sidestep legitimate issues for the sake of expediency, which is just what they're doing. You know, they go, oh, come on, move along. Nothing to see here. Biden is the president elect. This is just sour grapes.

see here, Biden is the president-elect. This is just sour grapes. Fucking media. They are the most evil motherfuckers. How does this not end in violence? Are you going to take this lying down America? Are you going to take it in the ass? Because if we do, and Biden's

president, we'll never win another election again. So I'm going to start building the voting machines in my basement. Me and Jason. Jason's pretty good at this shit dominion alabama's joined the lawsuit he said as well so uh yes i am uh thank you mr paxton and this is the important day uh who oh you know the guy uh jay seculo he's he's another one of Trump's lawyers who I fucking love. Hannity has him all the time.

Really, another smart guy. He said this is the big one. Come Thursday, this is the big decision, and I got to be honest with you, folks. I think the whole game is fucking rigged. What are you going to count on, Roberts? I don't know. Hey, this episode of the Nick DiPaolo Show brought to you by our friends at Hawthorne.

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The Supreme Court rejects emergency Pennsylvania appeal by the Republicans. Who would have guessed, huh? That's a real big surprise that they shut it down in Pennsylvania. The Supreme Court on Tuesday refused a request from Pennsylvania Republicans to overturn the state's election results. The justices said they would not block a ruling from Pennsylvania's highest court that had rejected a challenge to the use of mail ballots in the state. The Supreme Court's order was all of one sentence. What does that tell you? They weren't even going to consider it. And there were no noted dissents. Boy, are they in the bag over there. The request that the Supreme Court intercede had faced

substantial legal hurdles as it was filed long at this is their reasoning for rejecting it it was and i sort of agree with it it was filed long after the enactment of the challenge statute that allowed mailed ballots they decide we the republicans knew a long time ago that was going to be mail imbalance and they're saying that's when they should have challenged it kind of hard to argue with that uh and was based on questions of state rather than federal law. I think this is a Hail Mary they were throwing. You can't be a lawyer and not know these rules. In late November, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled against the plaintiffs, led by Representative Mike Kelly, Republican, on the first ground,

saying they could have challenged a 2019 law allowing a vote by mail for any reason more than a year ago. But you know what? They were probably busy defending Trump in an impeachment or whatever the fuck. Or, right? You know, look over here. Son of a whore! At the time this action was filed on November 21st, 2020, millions of Pennsylvania voters had already expressed their will

in both the June 2020 primary. They used the primary for a dry run election. In the November 2020 general election, the court said, petitioners failed to act with due diligence in presenting the instant claim. Equally clear is the substantial prejudice arising from petitioners' failure to institute properly a facial challenge to the mail-in voting statutory scheme as such inaction would result in the disenfranchisement of millions of Pennsylvania voters. In other words, if they did it too late, what are you going to do to the people who voted in the primaries?

The filing in the United States Supreme Court sought an order telling state officials not to take further actions to certify the vote in Pennsylvania or to nullify any such actions already taken. While the plaintiffs pursued an appeal the crest was directed to justice samuel alito jr he's one of ours uh he's the one who said a couple weeks ago right when they say jr this is the supreme court guy right it's not his fucking son is it he's a junior um he's worried about our free speech and the whole thing collapsing. But even he ruled against Republicans. The member of the court responsible for emergency applications

concerning rulings in the state. So bottom line is they're saying the Republicans of Pennsylvania could have acted a long time ago, and they did not. But it still pisses me off. I'm going to fucking smash his fucking face. Oh, take it easy. You can't hit a justice. Is this gray enough for you?

Between my shirt and... All you can see is a tie in my head. A man goes to a party. President Trump just tweeted... Oh, by the way, for hockey fans, I just read, and it probably happened a while ago, the Bruins will get rid of Torrey Krug. Stupidest thing I've ever heard. Back to the news.

President Trump just tweeted out a bombshell. This Candace Owens sent an email out, and this is what this is. But I like the numbers in it, and she looks good in a sweatshirt. She tweeted out, only sweatshirt. She tweeted out, only sweatshirt should look better in his mind. Hello. Anyways, she said that Trump tweeted out a bombshell, a fucking bombshell.

Confirming that the voting machine software, are you listening, Tony? Used in most swing states, Dominion voting systems rigged the 2020 election. Sidney Powell has proved this a zillion times. She even thinks the CIA might have been involved. If you guys don't know the Dominion thing, it was created in Venezuela. Even Iran had their fingers in this. Anyways, all the swing states use this.

And remember we talked about the hammer, the program and the smartmatic where it's built in to give whoever they want a slight lead, like a 5% to 10% margin lead throughout the thing. It's exactly what happened. Anyways, the president's report reads, Dominion deleted 2.7 million Trump votes nationwide.

What the hell's going on out here? Data analysis finds 221,000 Pennsylvania votes switched from President Trump to President Biden. Me fuck you and your bone spurs. 941,000 Trump votes deleted. Total. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Trump votes deleted. Total. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson.

Danger. State choosing Dominion voting system switched 435,000 votes from Trump to Biden. All I have to say is, This is funny. Was he making those numbers up? You're going to tell me they can't be verified? He's just making those numbers up? You're going to tell me they can't be verified? He's just making this shit up? And I don't want to hear this.

I don't want to hear this from one more person on TV. It's not just about this election. It's for a few... Fuck that. It starts now. These people are going to get away with what they did? It's not going to stand, sort of like Hillary and all the other shit. Do people go to jail anymore that are politicians?

I mean, left-wing politicians? Nick, calm down. I can't help it. Four cups of coffee, and I'm yelling. Dominion voting stole the election from president trump in the days to come we will begin to see the real momentum for the president's victory in the courts that was from candace owen and uh we jason i want you to get her on the show all right don't give me that fake thumbs up fuck i know she's on speed dial. At least make an attempt. But listen to how deep this shit runs. That's why I was trying to explain to my friend Tony. It's not just people on the left. It's career politicians, Republican and Democrat,

who have been having their pockets lined by China for years, right? And then Trump comes in in and they don't want him to fuck up the status quo, regardless of party. How do I know that? You know, Brian Kemp, the governor here, this is local news. The headline said, busted, Kemp caught in bed with Chinese spy operation. Not actual, literally in bed,

but you know what they mean. This kind of shit. We said on the 91st. Who's got it? It's foreplay. Yeah. So Governor Kemp. And get this.

And the Lee King Green. King Min. Council General of the Chinese Consulate and head chef at the Golden Duck in Houston, which has been shut down by the Trump administration over espionage. Did you hear that? Over espionage.

All right, get up! Yeah! China installed undercover operatives to spy on the United States government, U.S. businesses and academic research institutions. In a briefing for journalists, a senior State Department official linked espionage activity at the Houston consulate to China's pursuit of research into a vaccine for the new coronavirus. Man, are these people slippery. Listen to this.

It targeted over 50 Houston area researchers, professors, and academics regarding the talent plan. It was called one of the worst offenders as far as Chinese espionage goes. On behalf of the state government, Governor Brian Kemp expressed his gratitude to the Consul General Lee Kian Min for his contributions to the promotion of commerce and tourism in China and Georgia.

Get this, for more than the last five years, he's been being played for the last five years. Oh, fucking idiot. What a fucking two-face he's turned out to be. These are the people that are supposed to have Trump's back. Consul General Lee emphasized the importance of the development of friendly relations between China and the United States and welcomed Governor Brian Kemp

to visit China as soon as possible. After the meeting, what did Kemp do? He personally wrote a message. I think we have a picture of it on the title page of the book. Presented, inspired. You have the picture of the note he wrote? I sent it to you. All right.

But he wrote, inspired Georgia to Consul General Lee Kim. Consul General Lee also presented exquisite Chinese crafts to the governor. Also, attending the meeting on the same day where the executive director of China Affairs of the Georgia Economic Development Agency. Jesus Christ, China has its tentacles. Would you ever think of China and Georgia in bed for anything? Xing Xing, the manager of China Department of the Georgia Tourism Bureau, Jassy, and the heads of Lou Bo and Jay Ming Dong of the Chinese consulate in Houston. And let's not forget Kemp's Chinese pandering, begging them for money. See, here's the thing he wrote on the guy's book. Thank you for great service and for your fellatio, oh, friendship, to the state of Georgia.

We wish them broccoli and chicken with a PB sauce. I don't know what the fuck. Your friend, Brian Kemp. So anyways, he's been blowing China like every other politician and governor in this country, apparently. Although this was supposed to be a red state. But here he is sucking up to the guy in this video. China is a top source for imports and our third largest export market. We welcome thousands of Chinese visitors every year to the Peach State,

and we are constantly helping to develop new opportunities for Chinese companies. Hey! That's my backyard! Who said that? Kemp! Who the fuck said that? Dog! Who's the climbing, little, common, shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? We'll see.

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stuff. So let's, let's venture into where are we going? Sportsman suspect in Tom Brady's mansion break-in was once charged with stealing memorabilia. Apparently some homeless black dude broke into Brady and, uh, Giselle's mansion in Massachusetts. The homeless man, Antonio Brown, it turns out. No, the homeless man accused of breaking into Brady's Massachusetts mansion, allegedly laying on a couch in the basement. How many times have we read stories like this? Where the fucking criminal make themselves at home. So he's laying on a couch in the basement.

uh so he's laying on the couch in the basement uh was previously he was previously busted for stealing a ten thousand dollar jersey signed by the quarterback remember that went missing was that at the airport or something i kind of i kind of fucking remember that but how about you come in and he's laying on your goddamn couch don't you move you motherfucker i'll blow your brains out uh zanini sinews 34 was arrested at 6 a.m he looks like he could be a defensive back he's probably got a shorter police record than most defensive back uh arrested at 6 a.m monday after he's up early 6 a.m again he's homeless so he's probably been up all night. Multiple alarms were activated in the Boston area mansion. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers star shares with his wife, Giselle Bouchon.

He was seen on security cameras sitting in the basement. And arresting officers found him laying on the couch in the middle of the room. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. And then he played air hockey. No. Sinews wore a Patriots jersey to his arraignment Monday. You know, out of all the people to stalk Brady, I thought it would be a hot chick, not this psycho, was charged with breaking and entering with intent to commit a felony,

which probably isn't even a felony anymore in Massachusetts. They probably give him some type of award. A larceny and trespassing, the Boston Herald said. He pleaded not guilty. Naturally, you get caught laying around in somebody else's house. Police said he also had several active warrants. Jesus mama. Including an arrest last year

where Sanyus was charged with stealing a jersey signed by the star quarterback from the Patriots Hall of Fame. What a douchebag. You're a crumb creep. I've been to the Patriots Hall of Fame. I don't know how we get away with that.

I think it's right at Gillette. It's so cool. They have a theater in there. You go in and you watch they do a movie like starting from when Brady came in to replace Bledsoe and shit and all the year. It's tremendous. I've got to

pinch myself. He was allegedly caught wearing a jacket over the shirt, which was valued at around $10,000, the shirt. Guy's pretty good, actually. Even thought it had never been worn. The shirt he had, worth 10 grand, had never even been worn in a game. You know what made it worth 10,000? Gisele slept in it one night. It smells like Gisele. That's my theory up in there. He had been given stay-away orders from Gillette Stadium, but returned dressed up like Bill Belichick. He had the

sleeves cut off his hoodie and he had a headset on. Had that face like he hasn't taken a dump in two weeks. He had stay-away orders to stay away from Gillette, but returned to the Patriot Place. That's where it is, Patriot Place. Just days later, where he was arrested for trespassing. Oh, my God. He's obsessed. Citing those prior charges, Assistant Norfolk District Attorney Amanda Mullaney asked the judge for $5,000 cash bail and a stay away order from the Brady residence, including GPS monitoring, the outlet said. He was held in custody

pending an evaluation Tuesday into his mental competency to stand trial. He seems like a nut job. I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck. Apparently not. That's gotta be creepy, huh? The cops, you know, I mean,

think about that. We're joking about it, but what if Gisele was home or something? The fucking cops, you know, I mean, think about that. We're joking about it, but what if Gisele was home or something? The fucking cops tell you, you know, here's the footage of him in your living room, jerking off to your wedding photos in Hawaii. The Patriots, Belichick actually had him run the 40 and tested his vertical leap. Apparently he didn't make the cut.

Tested his vertical leap. Apparently he didn't make the cut. Here's a story that's going to make your, make your, make your, you know, make it things, all kinds of stuff. A mall Santa dropped the hammer on a little boy. This is going to make you guys crazy. Who asked him for what? A Nerf gun for Christmas. And of course, the Santa Claus, we don't even know where this is from, it didn't say,

telling the balling kid he wouldn't bring him the toy. This is a fucking mean Santa Claus. I think he said this too. Throwing your son looks like a fag to me. Oh my God. Ho, ho, ho. The politically correct Chris Kringle was caught on video asking the child what he wanted for the holiday, according to Facebook posts by the boy's mother. The boy apparently mentioned a gun, a Nerf gun, because the Santa could be heard replying. We're going to play it for you. They scramble the voice.

And why would they do that? They they they scramble the voice and why would they do that they they they scramble the voice of santa i heard the actual original and it sounds like a woman thus giving maybe the answer to my question i'm pretty sure it was a woman santa or a guy with a very high voice but they they uh what do you call it they put an effect on it so um here is the kid asking for the nerf uh gun and what the what the uh you can hear again it's scrambled it's hardy but she says uh he says no uh no guns listen i can what else do you want you know you can get legos and blah blah blah can you imagine these lefty fucks they can't leave it alone for a second go ahead these lefty fucks. They can't leave it alone for a second. Go ahead.

What else did you want? Lots of times. Legos. Bicycles. Trucks. Trucks. What a douche. And again, I heard the normal voice and it sounded like a female Santa, which I wouldn't doubt. Because if they're politically correct enough to turn a kid down for a Nerf gun, I guarantee you it's abroad. Probably a dyke from San Francisco with a real beard. Can you fucking imagine

a Nerf gun? And he goes, no, I can't bring you that. Maybe your father can. He said, it's alright if you're dead. What else do you want? There's plenty of other toys. I think the kid was scared of Santa's voice. Mommy, that's a dyke with a deep voice.

Can you imagine? Good for the mother. She kept her cool. It's called virtue signaling. They can't help themselves. Wouldn't it be funny if Santa was shot on the way out to his car when he was done? I can't bring you a gun, really. funny if the Santa was shot on the way out to his car when he was done? Ugh.

I can't bring you a gun, really. You're calling us? Yeah. When the kid's mom, who was standing nearby, piped in, just to be clear, she said Nerf gun. The not-so-jolly old Saint Nick was still having none of it. What a jerk.

Fucking quiz. Then the next girl came up and sat on Santa's lap and said this. Santa, you know what I want for Christmas this year? What? A big fat cock. In my ass. No problem with that. Didn't throw her out.

Nope, not even a Nerf gun said the jerk off uh father christmas who was sitting at the table surrounded by fake presents with the boy across from him nervously holding his poor little face mask on what a time to be a kid huh anyways if your dad wants it he can get you from but i can't bring you that what uh you people are horrible on the left he says i can bring you cars trucks and then he goes as a kid what do you think of that Ugh, you people are horrible on the level. He says, I can bring you cars, trucks. And then he goes to the kid, what do you think of that? That's a sick question.

You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. That's what the kid should have said. Anyways, the mother bent down, hugged the kid, and said, you'll still get it. Don't worry. This Santa's a cocksucker. And the kid said, what the cock, cock, cock cock am i we don't know where it took place uh but the twittersphere reaction was swift you know people went after him one uh one person said leftists are monsters oh they really went after santa huh speaking of leftists there's only a one woman that makes me literally literally i have to take Rolaids or Pepto-Bismol when I see her, whether it's her sitting on the toilet.

Remember Lena Dunham, the one who molested her fucking niece or something when she was babysitting? Remember that? It's a true story, by the way. She had that shitty show called, was it Girls? Which my friend Colin was on multiple times. I just hate her. Her show, you know, about a woman in Brooklyn who's not too attractive, who's inside her own head. The show had about, you know, it reached about a two-mile radius of people that could understand New York fucking, you know, feminist ugly think. Lena Dunham, she likes to show her body off. I don't know. We saw pictures of her a couple, a year or two ago. She lost all the weight and had makeup on. Again, it wouldn't touch her, but she looked like a human being. Anyways, she's blaming the COVID thing on these.

Lena Dunham gets real about her quarantine body. Lena Dunham opens up about COVID-19 weight expectations as she poses in a bikini. She's kind of self-de... Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, mama. Mama.

Mama. Oh. get the point she's self-deprecating here. I'll give her that much. She says, I've been thinking a lot about my pot belly in quarantine. She wrote, adding, why after all these years spent fostering self-love, do I still feel like weight loss is an item for my to-do list? is an item for my to-do list. I got to hand it to her.

She was clever enough to get a show on HBO. I would love to know what happened to her in her childhood other than living on fucking buttered grits and potatoes. Oh, Lena, Lena, Lena, what you gonna do? This is why fat shaming, this is me writing this, I said this is why fat shaming is still necessary. Now take a good look at her body and take a look at Kim Kardashian's quarantine body, see if you notice a difference. What in fucking gods?

Come on. Is that real? Tell me it's airbrushed. Nobody is that curvy. I love you for helping me to construct my life. Not a tavern. Not a baby. Zoom in on that.

Not a temple. have. What a baby. Zoom in on that. What a temple. Good lord. Good. Don't even look like Kim Kardashian. Think of all the black cock that's been in there, huh? I'd have her pee in that pool and drink it all. Oh, for Christ's sake, you can't say that on a... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was kidding. I was kidding, honey. Hope my wife doesn't hit it. I was kidding. Truce, honey. Fly, pelican, fly. Oh, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy. How about the younger Kardashian?

What's it, Kylie or whatever? With her own makeup line. She's a billionaire. Has any family done less and made more? Makes the Kennedys look like failures. Anyways, this one got my... Meanwhile, back in Bill de Blasio's New York City. If that last picture made you hungry, you might want to, this might change it.

New York City Chipotle besieged by rats feasting on avocados and biting employees. I love New York. Work is at an upper Manhattan Chipotle restaurant. By the way, it's Washington Heights, which is up in the 160s, which is very Dominican. And you can tell by the way they kill the rats. I actually like these kids at work there. Workers at an upper Manhattan Chipotle restaurant say they've been fighting a losing battle against hoarders of hungry rats and a management team

that let the infestation get so bad that four staffers had been bitten by the massive rodents. Oh, man. Look at that fucker. I thought that was a goddamn raccoon.

Now that guy, right after, you know what he did? He dipped the rat in egg and flour thought that was a goddamn raccoon now that guy right after you know what he did he dipped he dipped the rat in um egg and flour while it was still alive then put it in a fryer later by its tail and god damn it if that didn't taste good with enough guacamole uh the besiege uh the besiege fast casual mexican joint on broadway near west 169th street in washington heights closed customers uh was closed to customers indefinitely late last month but only after rats chewed through the the wiring of a computer system that handled the orders two employees uh told the post in the meantime those workers are still going into the store to clean in an effort to keep the vermin at bay. Don't waste your time.

They say they've killed dozens of the rodents by stomping on them. Oh, my God. Smacking them with broom handles. This is how I know a lot of Dominicans work in there. Dropping boxes on them. Oh, my God. And various other medieval methods of extermination. Who says that? It really started to take a toll on us, said Melvin Polino, a three-year veteran at the store

who was bitten by a rat last Friday while cleaning. We're all scared. It's pretty common that some of my coworkers will just start screaming out of the blue and we don't know what's happening. It's pure chaos every time a rat appears. Why do you have a rat special? Anybody who has the balls to eat there gets, you know, 80% off. The location, just one block north of New York Presbyterian Hospital. Oh, that's comforting. You're laying there being operated on and there's a fucking rat in the play school cooler

chewing on your artificial heart. It's currently listed as having an A health rating. It's still got an A on it in de Blasio's fucking New York. Though a department of health spokesman said a rodent complaint was submitted on November 30th and a written letter was issued the next day. So they're finally going to do something. Fucking rat anyways. Whole family's all rats.

Would have loved to be a rat. The rodent invasion began near the end of the summer. The employee said avocados would suddenly have small nibbles taken out of them, and workers would find holes in bags of rice where the critter's head chewed through. Jesus Christ, I'm wondering if they still use that rice in those avocados. Delicious. Thank you. Eventually, they discovered rat droppings and used them as a nice breading for their...

They discovered rat droppings and used them as a nice breading for their discovered rat droppings in the store's basement and in boxes of food. All of the workers had horror stories about the rats, especially some of the women who would change before and after work in the back of the store, said Luis Gustavo Polino. How did you know that? Another store employee was recently bitten on the tit. He said he notified management of the issues, as did other workers, but nothing seemed to change, at least right away.

You know what I mean? Look out for your employees, for Christ's sake. Right! I did the best I could. What about me? What am I supposed to do? Change upstairs. Meanwhile, the rats became increasingly brazen and seemed to be multiplying. They were giving people the finger walking by the store and throwing their feces at them. Employees were forced to move avocados into the cooler and some workers even refused to set foot in the basement for fear of

a rat attack. The first employee was bitten in October, but the store remained open for at least another month until a rat chomped on the hand of the store's general manager. Oh, that's what it took. On November 23rd, he got bit. You see how it, huh? When it hits home with management. Otherwise, shut up and make us money.

Oh, my aching stem. That is it, ladies and gentlemen, for today. I want to thank again all the people who support us day in and day out. Keep your chin up. I have a lot of faith in Sidney Powell. And Donald Trump has never let us down. I just worry about all the judges, you know, being in on this shit. Because what Trump's trying to to do he's the last man

standing as far as believing in nationalism and putting america first the rest of the jerk offs biden and everybody else the media everybody else academia he's fighting the whole world they want to go global and all this stuff about restaurants being shut down is people are reporting and i'm watching tv and nobody goes do you think this is a pretext to socialism do you think you know nobody even brings it up they're like why are they shutting all the restaurants you fucking people wake up uh that is it remember cameo.com if you want me to send a little video message i'll make it on my phone roasting one of your friends or relatives or saying happy

bar mitzvah to Saul Leibowitz. I'll do that too. That is it. You guys think I would say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here at the same time tomorrow. Have a good day, everybody. guitar solo I'm out.