The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Bidens' China Syndrome | Nick Di Paolo #435

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

Biden whistleblower tells all on Tucker. California prepares for election fallout. Poll continue the Trump trend.

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Coming to you from the great state of Georgia. How you is, and how you was. Congratulations to the Dodgers for their fake World Series championship. A whole 60 game season, jumping around like it's a real championship. Fucking embarrassing. But anyways, it's a loaded team. That's all I got to say. And as they say in the mafia, you bought your button.

Although they could say the same thing because the Sox spend a ton of money too. But I'm just saying, give me a fucking break. 60 games. COVID. Somebody tested positive in the eighth inning last night. They're doing tests during the game? What a fucking, what a, what's the word I'm looking for? A farce.

An absolute farce. Anyways. We started at 105. Okay. let's get right to it I guess by the way I want to try to vote this morning you guys don't mind if I speak about what I did personally I know one guy had a problem with it I'll get to you in a second jerk off tried to vote but could it said Oglethorpe trio and Oglethorpe and it said Civic Center. The Civic, apparently there's more than one in this town. Anyways, I got there and I, you know, parked and walked in. A woman was coming down the side.

I go, is that voting? Yeah. I go, how long do you wait? She goes, about 35 minutes. And I said, there's not that many people in this town. 35 fucking minutes. I wouldn't wait if a Melania was given, not Melania, pick a whore. Rachel Maddow. No, she doesn't like dick. Pick a dirty girl. Megan Fox was given on hand jobs. I wouldn't wait 35 minutes.

Maybe 30. Anyways, be good and vote. Anyways, why do I bring up that? Well well because the election is less than a week away and like i've been calling on this show and anybody who follows this shit there will be civil unrest regardless of the outcome i hope i mean i'm hoping if Biden wins, I hope there's some civil rest on my team just to welcome to the White House, just to let him know how much respect we're going to show him or whoever the real president is. I want it to be twice as bad as how they treated Trump for the last four years. I want it to, I mean, I want it, he'll be dead anyways, doesn't matter. I want to see fucking Kamala Harris cry in the Oval Office because it's so brutal.

I want to see White Lives Matter painted all over the fucking houses and sidewalks. Okay? I want giant protests on Biden's lawn, one of his four houses that he owns as a politician. Not to mention the fucking places he has in China, I'm sure. I'll get to that in a few minutes. I can't even believe this guy hasn't dropped out with what's coming out. But then again, only half the media is covering it, the honest half. You know, the conservative, the fake, you know, Fox News.

I can't believe the whole world doesn't watch Fox. And no, I don't get paid to say that, and I don't benefit from it. I'm just saying. So yeah, shit is going to go down. You think I'm kidding? The hell's that? That's right.

It's a bomb vest. I'm going to strap that sucker on. I'm not going to yell Allah Akbar. I'm going to go, Jennifer Aniston! La-la-la-la-la-la. My God. Anyways, people are expecting unrest. And I'm not talking just about people like me, like the cops.

Santa Monica, the headline says, braces for post-election civil unrest. You know, if Biden, the right is just so polite. I mean, remember how the Tea Party was supposed to be a domestic terrorist group? So if there is civil unrest, if Biden wins because Trump supporters are angry, I better see some new faces out there other than the old wrinkled white Republicans. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Santa Monica Police Department.

That's in California, by the way, folks. It's very depressing. It's right on the ocean. It used to be beautiful, but I spent some lonely days on that beach when things weren't going well in my career. And that's where they busted Whitey Bulger, by the way, in an apartment right in Santa Monica. The department, Santa Monica Police Department, preparing for

potential civil unrest leading up to next Tuesday's presidential election and its aftermath. Don't you move, you motherfucker! I'll blow your brains out! The department has put in place an activation plan in coordination with the city's

Office of Emergency Management. It will boost police presence across the city of some 93,000 people starting Friday, said the SMPD. Police officials said the department has received calls from Santa Monica businesses asking about boarding up their store fronts. And the cop said, I don't know nothing about that. But they're right because they were damaged heavily before. Right. As police as a police department, this is the cop speaking. We cannot tell businesses what to do. Oh, eventually you will. If Biden wins, you'll be telling everybody what to do when it it comes to boarding them up, he says, we can't tell them what to do. However, we understand there's a sale on plywood at Home Depot.

He says, we understand the need for you to feel secure. We respect your decisions on how to handle your day-to-day operation. Well, of course you do. Why does that even need to be said? operate. Well, of course you do. Why is that even need to be said? You're the cops and we're the civilians. Don't need your permission to protect my business. The department supports businesses that choose to board up police. Well, if you came out and said you didn't, there'd be a real fucking story there, wouldn't there? Although maybe not in the People's Republic of California. If things change, the cop says, we will be working with our city partners and media outlets to get the word out as quickly as possible.

During the May 31st riots, a total of two, this is after Floyd, 222 businesses were damaged. 76 of them looted by the Amish and the Irish and the Polish. Most of them in downtown. Who did the looting? There's something wrong with the black man. There's something wrong with his mind.

Yeah, he's working with white liberals. That's what's wrong with his fucking mind. Can't blame it all on them. Nick, who do you mean by them? You know what the fuck I'm talking about. Santa Monica Police Department has been working with local and regional law enforcement agencies over the past few weeks in preparation for any unrest surrounding the erection. What? Spelling mistake. Oh, Nick, that's so funny. Local police also will support the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, which will be working with the L.A. County Register's Office, which will be working with a local dog catcher, which will be working with TV 12, which will be working. You get it. It's going to get dangerous out there to handle

security issues at the balloting box and polling. Anyone with any information that could be used to useful for the cops should email police.intelligence at smgov.net. Yeah, by the time I get done typing that in, I'll have six slugs in the back of my head, said somebody from Santa Monica. The department is actively monitoring and carefully vetting all information that we receive. Yeah, right.

Call the cops. You get this. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

If you're being raped, press one. If you are being mugged, press if you want this in spanish you're probably doing it press five what you can't say so yeah expect a little uh unrest i guess folks i'm just very curious aren't you guys curious if it if the unrest, like I said, if Biden wins, what the unrest is going to look like? Because, you know, the people on the right have been organizing. I'm very curious if they'll be as shrill and as angry because the far left, they're born that way. They're hateful motherfuckers. Remember Rocky? Remember in the first Rocky movie, he was working for the italian mobster

and the guy driving a car kept going hey take it to the zoo rock and then his mob bob's buddy goes uh buddy just uh he hates to hate rock well that's how most of the left is i kind of join him in that i I enjoy a little hate myself. What can I say? So that being said, and I'll say it again, I can't believe Biden hasn't dropped out. I really can't. Imagine I could still be right. What are they, four or five days left to the election with all this shit coming out? But thank God for big tech protecting, you know, the people on the left because they don't want to hear it. And we all know it's Russian disinformation. Anyways, we know it's not Russian disinformation.

I'm talking about the emails and all the shit on Hunter's laptop. Did you see Tucker Carlson last night for Tony Bobulinski? The meetings with Joe Biden are unforgettable and not because they had anything to do with politics. It's because that's when Bobulinski fully understood that Joe was very much involved in the foreign business schemes that son Hunter Biden and Joe's brother Jim had cooked up. Biden, Joe Jitsu, Hunter Biden. Yeah, Hunter Biden, Joe Jitsu, Hunter Biden. Yeah. Hunter Biden, Joe Jitsu, Hunter Biden. Does this guy not look like a character on SNL that Bobby Monahan would play?

I live in a van down by the road under the bridge down by the river. I have a bit of a weight problem. Anyways, this was fascinating man uh the final proof came during two conversations over two days in may of 2017 he first met bablinski with a former vice president in the lobby of the bevy beverly hilton hotel which i've been there many times and i lived in la trying to pick up dirty asian hookers on a tuesday Tuesday night where Joe was supposed to speak in the next day at the Milken conference on the Moonshot Project. It's about finding a cure for cancer. Yeah, let's hold our breath on that one. I think when Milken has meetings about finding, it's actually for preventing a cure from cancer.

I mean, he was the junk bond king. Hunter and Jim and I, this is Boblinsky talking, we're there. And Hunter gets up and talks to his father when he comes in. Boblinsky told me in a Tuesday interview, this is Mike Goodwin writing this article. So Boblinsky told Goodwin for the New York Post in the interview Tuesday. He then brings Joe over and introduces me. This is Boblinsky talking, saying he's the one

who's helping us with the business we're doing in China with the Chinese. Oh, my God. What are we doing? What's going on right now? And that's probably what he said. OK, folks, remember, rememberiden has said many times on the platform a campaign

platform that he had no knowledge of what was going on meanwhile he's meeting and it gets juicier um here is here is the uh first clip bubalinski uh was talking about meeting uh joe biden this was last night from Tucker, I believe. And then he just sort of asked me to keep an eye on his son and his brother. What do you think he meant by that? I think he was conscious of things and, you know, I can't speak for him. I would love for him to go on record. You know, as I referenced earlier, I'm only sitting here because they have not. Not only have they not gone on record, they've denied it and they've tarred my family name

and a long history of serving this country and have other congressmen now talking about Russian disinformation. This whole smear on Joe Biden comes from the Kremlin. I held a top secret. Oh, does it? You're lying. Fucking you got rosacea on your cheeks. You pencil neck puss.

Can you imagine saying that when this information is out to the public? Do you really think this guy who served in the Navy, his dad was in the military? He's a flag saluting civilian is what he is. You rarely think. Who would you believe, him or fucking Adam Schiff, who's been discredited a thousand times? Let Boblinsky go. Clarence, from the NSA and the DOE, I served this country for four years in one of the most elite environments in the world, Naval Nuclear Power Training Command.

the most elite environments in the world, Naval Nuclear Power Training Command, and to have a congressman out there speaking about Russian disinformation or Joe Biden at a public debate referencing Russian disinformation when he knows he sat face-to-face with me, that I traveled around the world with his son and his brother,

to say that and associate that with my name is absolutely disgusting to me. Amen. Amen. It's getting juicier. I could just crystallize it for you. Joe Biden was doing business with the communist government of China. All while the the mulligate Russiagate thing was going on. You know what they were doing? Hey, look over here while we accuse you of what we're doing over here in China.

Look, it's so crystal clear now. Look over here. That's how magicians work, by the way, right? They always do something like this. Meanwhile, their hands are in their fucking tank pulling out a quarter or some shit like that. That's what that was. Look over here.

And people are going to vote for this Mama Luke. It's almost, it'd be interesting if he did win, you know, because in two weeks, vultures would come, hopefully. Then again, the media could still be hiding. And that's the other scandal that's come out of this. Zuckerberg and Picard and all the jerk offs in Silicon Valley, they're meeting with uh they were subpoenaed by congress you know about how they hid this story uh second video says um that's what they talk about actually in the second clip i think bablinski mentions how shocked he was how the media spun this here you go um it would be different if this was my word against jim

biden hunter biden and joe biden right that would be a very slippery slope not something i would take the personal and family risk on it but i've provided more documents and facts that validate times meetings who participated that email to me on May 13th was generated by somebody else sent to me. It wasn't me generating these text messages that I've provided or Hunter Biden in the first person, Jim Biden in the first person, James Gillier in the first person, Rob Walker in the first person. It's not me generating the text messages. It's them speaking. So you can interview them. The FBI can interview them. Our government can interview them. Our government can interview them. But I was shocked that not only the media is not only discussing this, they're going to the other extreme.

They're dismissing it as Russian disinformation. Yeah. Chase, I think you stole a paper mine that had like nine sound bites in it. Huh? And they're not on my board. When you handed them back to me, was it missing? I don't know. It doesn't matter. Anyways, you can edit that. Okay.

The third clip they talk about in these exchanges between Bob Alinsky and getting emails and texts from Hunter Biden and this other guy that was involved, they kept using the phrase chairman. And you know, the Chinese love their chairman, Chairman Mao. Makes it sound like they're sitting on Procter and Gamble, you know? Or should I say Plokta and Ramble? Glamble. Plokta and Glamble. But they kept using the term chairman. And there was some confusion as to who the chairman was that they were referring to. And Bobulinski clears that up right here. Here is a text message you received from Hunter Biden to you.

Hey, Tony, I have an idea. In light of the fact that we are an impasse of sorts and both James's lawyers and my chairman gave an emphatic no, I think we should all meet in Romania on Tuesday next week. So you're hearing reporters say that chairman was in fact Mao, the Chinese government. Here you have Rob Walker responding to you. Clearly, there's some confusion over this. And he's saying, I'll put this on the screen now. When he said, when Hunter Biden said his chairman, he was talking about his dad. Correct. There's two chairmen in the story.

There's Chairman Yi, who was the chairman of CFC. In that text from Hunter Biden, he was not talking about the chairman of CFC. And what Hunter's referencing there is he spoke with his father, and his father is giving an emphatic no to the ask that I had, which was putting proper governance in place. He was asking to put proper governance in place around this business, meaning to do it above board. I believe I'm not a lawyer, but I believe, you know what I'm saying? Do it correctly. And Biden, Joe, not Hunter, said no. This could be our next president. Oh, my aching stem. Go ahead and

let her roll. NIDA Holdings. So Joe Biden is vetoing your plan for putting stricter governance in the company. I mean, and it's it's right here in the email. Tucker, I want to be very careful in front of the American people. That is not me writing that. That is not me claiming that. That is Hunter Biden writing on his own phone, typing in that I spoke with my chairman referencing his father. If the world thinks that that my chairman is not his father, then Hunter Biden would come forward and go on record and state to the world. But you have the Biden family representatives, Rob Walker, saying right here, May 19th, no. When he said his chairman, he was talking about his dad.

Did you hear that? He was talking about daddy as his chairman. Bye bye, Joe. Where are we? What are we doing? Imagine having a guy, you're doing international illegal deals, and his most famous quote is, where are we? What are we doing?

Oh, my God. How interesting. And we have a fourth and final clip where Bobulinski is, I think we do, right? Or is that it? We got one more that Tucker says, well, how is this going to affect Joe Biden, the chairman, if he becomes president? And it was a nice, clear, concise answer by Bobulinski. What are the implications of this going forward if Joe Biden is elected president, which could very well happen?

How does this constrain his ability to deal with China? Are you asking for my personal? I am. I'm asking for your opinion as someone who's worked with the Chinese. So I think Joe Biden and the Biden family are compromised. Obviously, I've referenced that I held a Q clearance. You're briefed on compromise and who you're able to talk with and deal and do business with. And I just don't see, given the history here and the facts, how Joe can't be influenced in some manner based on the history that they have here with CFC and stuff like that. So as a citizen and an American taxpayer, I'm very, very concerned.

You are correct, sir. Hey, Joe. Hey, Hunter. We have a guy who might become president. I don't think he's going to. I really think. Well, I gave you my point. Trump's really going to win it. But the left is not going to admit it. It doesn't matter if he won in a landslide. They're going to fight this thing. We've already seen what they're capable of. But if Biden got in, of course he's compromised. They're going to blackmail him. They probably set him up with their

broadie finger popped about 20, 30 years ago. That's what the Chinese do. I never trusted him. For all I know, he had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. I never liked him. For all I know, he had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. I never liked that fuck. There's more, folks.

There'd be more to this story. Now some audio came out of Hunter on the phone, an audio recording exclusively obtained by the Nick DiPaolo show. I'm just kidding. National Pulse was the name of the site. Reveals Hunter Biden discussing business involvement with spy chief of China and how his business partner, Devon Archer,

named him and his father as witnesses in a Southern District, New York criminal case. What the fuck? I didn't even know about this. It's a breaking story um yeah so some audio is leaked and um let's take a listen here to uh this is hunter biden talking about certain publications calling uh his father and his dad getting nervous, but I Get calls from my father to tell me that the New York Times is calling

Eric who literally has done me harm for I don't know how long is the one taking the calls because my father will not Stop sending the calls to Eric I've another New York Times reporter calling about my representation of the, literally, Dr. Patrick Coe, the fucking spy chief. Oh, language. Of China. Who started the company that my partner, who was worth $323 billion, founded. It is now missing. The richest man in the world is missing. He was my partner. He was missing since I last saw him in his $58 million apartment.

And signed a $4 billion deal to build the fucking largest fucking LMG court in the world. And... Yes? I am receiving calls from the Southern District of New York. G-Court in the world. And... Yes? I am receiving calls from the Southern District of New York from the US Attorney himself. My best friend in business, Devin, has named me as a witness without telling me. In a criminal case, and my father, without telling me.

Biden's son, Hunter Biden. His partner, the richest man in the world, went missing. But you know what? Facebook, Twitter, don't cover this. This is nothing to see here. Nothing to see here. Move along. Are you shitting me? Huh?

Is this Russian disinformation too? Rachel Maddow and whoever else didn't cover the story. You gotta be dog style. I wish I was talking to people who weren't like-minded like my fans. We all, this is, I understand the show is sort of preaching to the choir. I can't help it who tunes in. That's how fucking close minded the left is. Even when I want to shit on them, they're not around. They won't even dare stop on this show. Oh, my God.

Unbelievable. Hunter Biden, yeah, in an audio. You know what the file was labeled? On his lap, most genius shit ever. What? Hello, irony. Hello. Appears to be referencing Patrick Hull.

That was the, who was a former secretary for home affairs in Hong Kong. You hear that? Folks, he worked with the Chinese communist government as a spy chief of China while lamenting how his business partner, Ye Jingming of CEFC, that's the Chinese entity that they were doing business with, CEFC China Energy, he disappeared. Disappeared. Do you believe that?

They found him as an extra on the set of How I Met Your Mother. These Chinese are slippery. He was also involved in the CEFC ventures as originally reported by the New York Post and suppressed by the media and big tech firms. The audio breaks the mainstream media's narrative that the hard drive is somehow fake or does not implicate Hunter or Joe Biden in criminal investigations and or business deals with the Chinese Communist Party. So let that sink in for a minute. The guy that could be president in a few days was doing business with the Chinese Communist Party. Please, please bring up, you know, if I was Trump,

I'd release my taxes. Right now, I'd go, it could say that he killed a baby as a dependent or whatever. And still, it wouldn't be half as nefarious as what we're reading here. I mean, he tried to do business in China like the whole world does.

That's what the left has on. And Mulligate proved he had nothing to do with Russian collusion. So, oh, my God, give me a break. And if Biden gets in, folks, like I said, read your Illuminati books. All this shit has been planned. There'll be civil arrest in my house, I'll tell you that much. I'll start doing crunches and deep knee bends. Let me address a guy who wrote a, I don't know,

supposedly a fan, a letter to the show. Tommy sent it to me. I thought Tommy was yelling at me and it was him, but it was a quote I had mentioned on the show the other day. Yeah, Tommy will probably edit this out don't say a thing jason or you'll be gone thank you where's my cheaters huh i thought tommy was saying this to me we were arguing because i thought it was slowing down a little bit and he said and i get messages like this. Do you really not understand? I love you, Nick.

You're a support of us, the country, President Trump and 1A is awesome. But your funds are drying up. First of all, I didn't say they were drying up. I said they were slowing down. They're not drying up. They'll never dry up. I have too much of an army, number one, okay?

So do your fucking research before you send me a letter. But your funds are drying up because we couldn't care less about your detailed bathroom trips. okay so do your fucking research before you send me a letter but your funds are drying up because we couldn't care less about your detailed bathroom trips the description of your body parts or listening to you burp and fart on the part just to get the record straight i've never farted on this podcast you wouldn't hear it i mean i've done it but you couldn't hear it. As far as burping, everybody does that that's in radio. So shut the fuck up. This is a podcast done by a comedian.

Okay? So if it's too sophomoric at times for you, I suggest you go to another show. I don't have 22 staff writers like The Daily Show. I have to come up with this shit every night off the top of my head, basically. I do it for my sanity. And there are other people who write in and say that they want to hear more about my personal life. So just remember that, okay? It's actually my fault because I've made this too much like a new show. Don't forget I'm a stand-up comic. These are my opinions and it's my show. You've never done anything like this. You're not qualified

to be in this argument. I appreciate your support, but I will continue to burp and shit my pants. Leave the high school bullshit to the left, please. Leave the high school bullshit to the left, please. Oh, you're so esoteric. I could do material you wouldn't get in a thousand years. I have fans from 18 to 108. I give everybody a little something. Okay?

So you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Mmm, delicious. about. Delicious. Mama, who, who, who, who? And again, they're not fucking drying up. They're slow. And we know the reason for that, by the way. That's because we changed the starting time last week or a week and a half ago. And we got booted off YouTube for a week. And you wouldn't believe how many people got confused by that. So there's an explanation to everything. It's not me burping into the microphone

that's hurting the numbers. Are we clear, my friend? I don't know. I don't know who, I don't know if it was a guy or a girl. It sounds like a woman wrote it. I don't like your burping. It might've been my mother.

I don't know. Fuck you, ma. I don't like your burping and, it might have been my mother. I don't know. Fuck you, ma. I don't like your burping and farting. You're acting like a high school kid. I am. All comics are high school kids. Unless they have 42 staff writers. Okay?

Mmm. Delicioso. Now that that's out of the way, I was making a point right in the middle of it, and I digress to my mother. What was it, Jace? I don't know. Jace doesn't.

He's only a producer. He doesn't even listen. Half the time, he's over there fucking writing essays for his girlfriend. Dearest Jane. Here's another big story that uh it went away quickly but um surprised the shat out of me donald trump's website that'll be the president and still is for you people who hate him uh his website was hacked it said yesterday can you imagine

and by the way a big shout out to my friend Randy Credico. Go fuck yourself. I hope you're watching, you Cherokee. Anyways, Trump supporters and curious internet users were greeted by an apparent scam to collect cryptocurrency, which I still don't know what the fuck is, while trying to access the About section on donaldjtrump.com cryptocurrency i tried it once at target i tried to buy some sneakers they wouldn't take it

what the hell is cryptocurrency people trade in it and shit i don't understand the world as far as money goes anyways the hack was first reported around 7 p.m yesterday but the website appeared to have returned to normal within the hour. Turns out that Donald Jr. was leaning on the computer with his elbow or some shit. Department of Justice logos were featured above on the fake thing, a fake warning followed by the following text. The world has had enough of the fake news spreadited, that's what it says, daily by President Donald Trump. When I hear spreadited,

that's either a uneducated minority or a foreign national who doesn't speak our language. It is time to allow the world to know the truth. The page read. You know the truth. You can't handle the truth. The page read, you know the truth. You can't handle the truth. Despite the hackers' claims, there's no indications that they had full access to Trump and his relatives or that internal and secret conversations were exposed.

If they were, were you told us? I don't think so. Tim Murtaugh, communications director for the Trump campaign, confirmed that the site had been hacked. Sensitive data wasn't exposed as none of it's actually stored on the site. We wouldn't do that. We're not Hillary Clinton or the Democrats. He said in a statement Tuesday, the hackers claim to have classified information. They do this to individuals, right? They say, we got pictures of you jerking off. I'm waiting for that day to come. I spent more time in front of that spy cam than fucking Gilligan's on.

The hackers claim to have classified information that on the origin of the coronavirus and other data discrediting Trump. They say they have information on that about Trump lying about coronavirus. They say we have evidence that the completely discredited Mr. Trump as president, proving his criminal involvement in cooperation with foreign actors. Who wrote this, Hunter? Manipulating the 2020 elections, the message said. But it was all lies. Isn't this hilarious? This is a Biden fan. Two Monero addresses.

When I first read that, I thought it said Tony Monero. I can walk you home, Stephanie. Two Monero addresses were provided. Monero is cryptocurrency, apparently Spanish. El dinero, el dinero. That's easy to send, but very difficult to track. And it's been associated with website hacks similar to the Trump campaigns. One address was for people,

listen to this, pretty ingenious. One address is for people who wanted the strictly classified information released. That would be all the Biden voters. While a second was for those who preferred to keep it secret. I want to know who won this one. After an unspecified deadline,

the cryptocurrency amounts would be compared and the higher total would determine what would happen with the data boy i you ever you ever read about criminals and mafia guys and you go i wouldn't even be smart enough to be a criminal if i had that kind of business mind how i could blackmail people i wouldn't be here folks who am i kidding that'd of business mind, how I could blackmail people, I wouldn't be here, folks. Who am I kidding? That'd still be the improv in Miami,

hacking it up. The page was signed with a PGP public key corresponding to an email address at a non-existent domain according to Yahoo News. So,

they were trying to blackmail and get some cash. You're entitled to shit. Exactly. I wonder who to shit. Exactly. I wonder who won that, though. I want to know who won that question. If they, you know, that would be a good indication of how the campaign's going to go. If a million people said, release it, we want to get Trump in trouble.

And if there was six million people saying, don't you dare. I take it as a good sign this morning when I went to vote and there was a 35 minute line in a place where you don't wait for anything here. There's 11 people. That's a good sign for Trump. Let's be honest, I'm in Georgia. Didn't see a lot of Alyssa Milano t-shirts out there. so uh as you know i mentioned possible unrest after the elections so i've been telling you guys to prepare and apparently you have because i can't find ammunition or anything anywhere i went to an amia the bass pro shop i look at the shelves they were down to super soakers with like fucking bleach in them. But why am I bringing this up? Because today's episode is brought to you by one of

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Trafalgar pollster predicts Trump victory. Now you're saying, why is that important? Well, Trafalgar group chief pollster, Robert Cahaley, tells Hannity he sees President Trump being reelected, citing a hidden vote. Cahaley said is predominantly that hidden vote is missing from polling showing Democrat Biden leading nationally in its most of the swing states. And here's why this guy's important. Trafalgar Group's polling in 2016 showed Trump only poll at this at that point, polling in 2016 showed Trump, only poll at that point, showed Trump leading in key battleground states, including Pennsylvania and Michigan, when almost all the other pollsters had Trump trailing the thick-ankled dog face, remember? And Trump ended up winning both of those states and Wisconsin, becoming the first GOP presidential nominee to do so in decades. So this pollster group was right when all the other ones were wrong.

And they see, well, here he is telling Hannity how he sees it. What we see is the people that are going to vote on Election Day seem to be predominantly for the president. And we've been doing a lot of digging around with looking at these low propensity voters. And they are clearly in favor of trump and these are people that only voted once or twice in the last 20 years and we see a strong enthusiasm for them to turn out and they're not being measured they're not being he says he sees the president winning with a minimum uh high 270s and possibly as far as electoral college going up significantly higher based on just how big this undercurrent is

and i'll say it again folks other than those polls that you read right in the mainstream media are there any other indications biden did a speech yesterday and there was like literally 40 people and they had the social distance. They had circles around them and then they cut to Trump on his third rally in front of 30,000. And you want me to ignore that? The fix is in, folks. So he's saying this undercurrent is not being measured. Cahaley said, referring to electoral college votes, a candidate needs 270 electoral votes to win the White House. And he thinks Trump is going to do that. Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid.

He says what we've noticed is that those polls are predominantly missing the hidden Trump vote. There is a clear feeling among conservatives and people that are for the president that they're not interested in sharing their opinions readily because they know they'll be mocked or whatever or lose their fucking jobs. These people are more hesitant to participate in polls. So if you're not compensating for that, you're not going to get honest answers as far as who's winning. I don't know how you could argue with that. Again, I'm being biased here.

Absolutely. Like I said, I tried to vote this morning in a place with 11 people. I'm not getting in line. I'm going to have to scale the building tonight with my can I vets on. Do we have a, you know what, question? Do we have a, you know what, question? I'm glad I thought of it. Joe, this is a Patreon question. Again, you guys get to do this if you belong to Patreon. Joe Gwynn, Prosser, Washington.

What was the best team you played against in college? Why did you choose Mano? Very relevant to the conversation. Joe, there's an underlying, I don't know, there's an underlying, not passive aggressive, what's the term I'm looking at? You're sort of questioning by saying, who's the best team you played? Well, we scrimmaged Boston College. Well, we scrimmaged Boston College. Got fucking killed. UMass. I never claimed it was fucking Michigan, Ohio State. Why did I choose Maine? Now, that's a better question. All the pussy up in Bangor. It's like fucking Florida State down there, up there. Now, I chose Maine. I had BU I could have went to, and I went, no, I'm not going there. You know why? Because I got in so much trouble in the city when I was a kid before.

I mean, you know, going and getting drunk and stripped. You really think I could focus on? And they recruited me hard at Maine. And you know who recruited me hard at at maine and you know recruited me actually remember uh cowboy jack bicknell he coached flutie at bc i don't know they came anyways not hard enough to give me any money because i had shoulder operations and i still walked on and fucking found the spot so anyways uh i'll lie about it we played uh university of nebraska twice a year Anyways, I'll lie about it. We played University of Nebraska twice a year.

Anyways, I don't like the tone of the question, but it was a good one. You're making fun of me. How about this story? This is sort of pro Biden, but I threw it in there anyway, just to let you know they're already starting this shit with old Trump's cheating. The headline was ballot machines rejecting mail-ins. Ballot scanning machines are rejecting about one third of mail-in ballots returned by voters in Tarrant County. What state was this? I forget. The problem has impacted more than 22,000 ballots so far. What state was this, Jason? Tarrant, T-A-R-R-A-N-T County. Dallas? I mean, Dallas. I mean, Texas, man? Ballot board members are now working in 12-hour shifts. Texas? I got it right. To accurately replicate the ballots so they can be counted. counted. Now, does that sound fishy right there? They're replicating ballots that the machine couldn't. And they're using a real, real high tech way to replicate the ballots. I think we have a picture in your newspaper. Lift it. Oh, an Indian voted. How old am I to find that funny? So they're already starting with this, you know, oh, they're not counting the mail-in ballots.

He must be cheating. I'm not buying it. And you're a piece of shit. County elections administrator Haider Garcia told county commissioners at a meeting Tuesday, the problem is with a barcode printed on the ballots. Every time we put it in the machine, it rings up $75, I mean, 75 cents for bananas. But it has to do with the barcode, something that works at every supermarket. That is not 100% legible. This smells fishy to me. Garcia said the problem was discovered Sunday as the ballot board started opening envelopes and

in putting completed ballots into scanners. I'm not buying any of this. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore. You know, Toronto County moved away from in-house ballot printing this year. Oh, they contracted with a run back election services in Phoenix. They're terrific. with a run back election services in Phoenix. They're terrific. The move was due to the anticipated increase in mail-in ballot requests. Oh, the plan's working perfectly. Huh?

It's working perfectly. They're hiring contractors and, you know, again, to cause chaos. And I guarantee you, if Trump wins, they'll be pointing to this going, see, it was rejecting mail-in. I bet you they're running this on a loop on MSNBC and The Daily Show. Still waiting for him to say something funny. Ballot replication is done yearly, Garcia said, but not at this volume.

So the plan's working perfectly. We're being overwhelmed. perfectly we're being overwhelmed the process usually involves ballot board members from more than one political party manually filling out a new ballot that matches the one that was damaged or unreleased does that not sound what do they do sit miss sketching it oh this looks is that Michael or Michelle and folks we're not gonna know we're not gonna know till super bowl eve who won this fucker uh because of the volume of work rc said in this case an employee will likely use an electronic machine to replicate the ballot oh really and where do you get those i'll tell you where the dnc office uh ballot board members will then compare a printout to those choices to the original ballot that wasn't sent in to verify the choices match.

Does that not stink to high heaven to you? What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? I don't know. It sounds it. Runback Election Service has released the following statement on the matter. We were concerned to learn that some Tarrant County ballots are not being able to be scanned properly by Hart InterCivic tabulation machines. As Runback Election Services is a certified ballot printer for Hart InterCivic. This election year alone, we have printed nearly 100 million ballots. This election year alone, we have printed nearly 100 million ballots, many of which we can fuck with.

No, of which have been the same type of ballot used in Tarrant County without experiencing any scanning issues. Run Back Election Services is working with Tarrant County election officials to investigate. If the problem is printing related, we'll call our guy. No, or scanning related. They're trying to figure out which one it is. Once the investigation is complete, we will offer our support to all partners and vendors involved to determine the appropriate next steps to ensure that all ballots were properly tabulated.

You're giving me a headache. Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. If that doesn't smell like fish. And how many more stories like that are we going to hear? It's not accepting. It's not reading the mail-in ones. That's Trump and the Russians.

Thought I'd throw that in there. Anyway, speaking of civil unrest, as you know, there was a shooting in Philly a couple nights ago by a guy by the way who came out with a knife or whatever you know and uh was chasing the cut with a knife and by the way i looked at his criminal record you know what cops did society a favor all due respect okay the guy kicked a woman's door and held a gun to her head. He's got like, you know, kind of violent charges. And again, but they could have just tased him. No, when a dog is rabid, put it down. What? You heard me. I'm the one who's been preaching, by the way, nonlethal ways of doing this.

Right. You've heard me say it on the show a million times. I interviewed a cop when I had my radio show in New York. He came up with this invention. It's like a taser gun. Only when you shoot, when you shoot it, a net wraps around the guy and they test. They were demonstrating it. I don't know what happened to it. I used it at a nightclub to pick up a couple of girls. But after that, I went right away. Anyways, the second night of unrest in Philly began tuesday over the police shooting death of a black man just see how they do it they don't you know uh just as his children uh recalled the

memories of their father in front of reporters and a thousand looters uh a thousand looters reportedly began targeting businesses uh three of walter wallace Jr.'s sons remembered their father during a news conference. One of them yelling this. Not my dad. Oh, that's not true. We always go places, they said about their dad. One child whose name was not revealed. I'm going to go with Tyrone he was always uh he he always teach me how to be a man and these white racist cops got my own dad and black lives still matter said the son you need to shut the fuck up I know that's a little harsh but is this where we are now society is this where we are you can punch a cop in the face chase come at him with a knife and the cops in the wrong even if he tased the guy or shot him in the leg the cop would still lose his job and you guys would spin it

we're at a fucking real a real crisis moment in this country as far as uh so anyways a second night of unrest in philly uh began tuesday night over the police shooting death of the wallace and um we have some footage of uh you know it's the same shit the goddamn irish they're always just go ahead let her roll i think of it as reparations don't you oh god the black man fatally shot by the cops in Philly on Monday was an aspiring rapper. Oh, God, no. I thought he worked for Pfizer. An aspiring rapper who sometimes rhymed about shooting people, including police officers.

It was awaiting trial for allegedly threatening to shoot a woman. Oh, God, what are we going to do? Society's lost a beauty. So, I don't know. That's faggot stuff. You want a court by its name, that's strictly for fags. Oh, take it easy. Court records obtained by the news outlets also show Wallace had a criminal history in 2017

when he pleaded guilty to robbery assault and possessing an instrument of crime. I've had enough of this shit. Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch. Oh, take it easy. Authorities said he kicked down the door of another woman and put a gun to her head. What is the community going to do without this guy?

He was sentenced to 11 months to 23 months in jail. That sounds a little light. In 2013, he pleaded guilty to resisting arrest, punching an officer in the face. A nice guy. It was not clear if the two officers who shot Wallace knew him or his mental struggles or his past. Is that what they're supposed to do when the call comes in? We'll get there in a second. We have to go over his, can you get the Teladoc? Can we get him on the Teladoc app and see what's wrong with a guy that's about to rape or shoot somebody?

They weren't aware of his mental struggle. Oh, it's always a crazy isolated incident, right? Give me a break. We don't care about it we just know cops lives are in danger and they did what they had to do put that in a paper just the facts thank you uh-huh back to uh another sponsor for the show today. One of our favorites. I'm wearing them right now. You guys, I showed you.

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LSU, he works in Louisiana. He's cleaning up the LSU stadium. My God. A cleaning employee at LSU's Tiger Stadium has been arrested for brutally beating and robbing a fan inside a bathroom university, police said. Jason, put up the picture of the guy. Thank you very much. Oh, there you go. Imagine beats a guy while the guy's taking a piss.

You're a crumb creep. And tries to rob him. Gary Ramsey's Walker, 19, of Baton Rouge, was arrested Monday on a charge of second-degree robbery in Saturday's attack on Daniel Dwyer in a Tiger Stadium restroom following the team's 52-24 win over South Carolina. I love how they have to include that in the article.

God bless the self. Yeah, they whipped South Carolina at 52, 24. LSU police, you know, said this is ridiculous. I said, a manager for the custodial company contracted to clean bathrooms at the stadium said several employees told him Walker had been bragging about the robbery after the attack that sent Dwyer to a hospital for cuts to his head. An arrest warrant shows that.

OK, he's he's 19. He's a dope. Walker also stole Dwyer's wallet. Walker also stole Dwyer's wallet, breaking another stereotype, containing about $100 in cash, as well as credit cards and debit cards. Police said the person who drove Walker home after the game, the quarterback, no, also confirmed he had thrown something from the car during the ride to his house. during the ride to his house. Hmm. The managers and one employee for the custodial company said Walker was assigned for the entire game to the bathroom where Dwyer was attacked.

He was also the only employee who wore striped pants, which Dwyer noted in his initial description of his attacker. You never wear striped pants when you're committing a crime. Always a nice summer skirt. Anyways, Dwyer, long time LSU fan told the advocate he stayed after the game to hear the university marching band play oh my god I'm starting to think he deserved this

as he always does he then felt two hard blows to the back of his head as he turned around he was using a urinal and this guy punches him to the back of his head as he turned around. He was using a urinal and this guy punches him in the back of the head. Don't ever turn you. Do you ever turn your back to anybody? I don't.

This is where my paranoia suits me well. I've been so paranoid when I go into a bathroom and I don't like who I see in there, like at a ballpark. I will put my ass to the urinal, piss right on the floor. He says, and I was on the floor, the victim, the person continued to hit me in the back of the head and probably rained down 14 or 15 blows. That wasn't raining, sir.

Anyways, can you imagine sucker punching somebody in the back of the head? That's faggot stuff. I did him right. You want to call it by its name, that's strictly for fags. Walker also told Dwight to stay down, motherfucker,

after grabbing his wallet. Piece of shit. Walker meanwhile claims he's innocent. I didn't rob nobody. Now that's a double negative, right? Jason, when you say you didn't rob nobody, that means you're robbing somebody right now.

Can you use that as a technicality in court? Anyways, he said he didn't rob anybody. He told the station Monday. They got the wrong guy. Boy, did you just come up with that line? I'm going to kill you, you lying cocksucker! Don't go pee-pee in there. Anyways, hey, guys, before I forget forget you know i'm back on the road

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