The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Big Beautiful EU Deal | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1770

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about The Big Beautiful Deal with the EU, Dems Falling Lower, Two Marines Stop Stabber, A Pilot Perp Walk, Bronson, Someone Getting Lippy and Alzheimers!  Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing Let me fuck you in your bone spurs! Alright. Welcome to the live line up boys and girls. How are you? Look at the heavy hitters. You've got Steven Crowder, Temple, Andrew Wilson, all the other shows you see scrolling by here from 9 a.m. Eastern to 7 p.m. Eastern time right here on Rumble. Best part, it's all free. You should be on it all day. Well, I know you get a

working chip but people don't in this country don't care. They have their headphones in. They're not paying attention. They're flying a plane. They hit something. You know. If I hear one more story about a plane just missing another plane there was three of them since I've talked to you people last and I'm out there getting on a plane tomorrow and one of them was American it doesn't make me feel good now I don't know if this has been going on forever and they're just telling us about them now but it's getting a little frightening we got a story today they had a whole pilot off

when he landed you won't believe why but I'll tell you. It's creepy out there. Today I'll be talking about, other than that, Trump made a big, big, beautiful deal. It's big, it's beautiful. I don't think, can't even do them. It's not like me with a cold. What the fuck? He made a deal with the European Union. What did, this guy has, I was telling Dallas, he must have just been watching for the last 40 years and going, how stupid. And we have proof he was doing that because he was on Oprah in the 80s saying the exact same thing as he is now. You can find that on the internet, him going, Oprah, I'm sick of watching this country being ripped off. And he, I mean,

And back then everyone agreed with him yeah exactly so yeah he made a huge deal with the European Union and then you got new polls about the Democrat Party they're lower than fucking whale shit no surprise and then there was a psycho we don't go out in America without some type of mass violence once a weekend some psycho in Town in Michigan stabbed 11 people at a Walmart and we had to have guess what a guy with a gun stopped at all You won't see that on CNN And

Yeah, that's about it and I'm gonna review a movie not a review. I'll just talk about it Oh my god. If you're Tom Hardy fans, the chances are good you've seen it, because it came out in 2008. And it's called Bronson. And it's about the most violent criminal in the history of Britain's prison system. Naturally a white guy.

Although today you wouldn't say that, but back then you would. And it is dark and scary. And ladies, if you like frontal nudity, that's a good thing. Bad thing is he's got an anteater. So yeah, uncircumcised. But he's naked half the movie, brawling in the cops in his cell.

And it's dark. And you know me, I'd never lead you guys astray on movies. And where did I find it? Tooby. I should be the spokesman for Tubi. Crowder and all his guys laugh at me because I watch Tubi when I go back to the hotel. And you have to sit through a couple commercials. Big deal. They have a ton of movies you won't find on Netflix. I'm talking when they made good movies. Like the, you know, I mean like

Chinatown, French Connection, and shit that you've never heard of with Christopher walking in it when he was like, you know, 23, Pacino. I saw some that I never even knew Pacino made and this is all on Tubi. And of course they, the algorithm sends me nothing but prison and violent movies. So, but they're dark and good and they were well written and realistic and there's nobody in tights saving Batman fucking faggots here's me anyhow any who red socks took two or three from the mighty Dodgers this weekend course Alex Bradman's only been back about a week what's he doing down by a run I think on the seventh he hits it it hits a two run bomb that guy's got a gene for clutch shit I used to watch

him when he was on the Astros going why can't we get this guy he was always clutch and he still is you sent me that a Kruger kid from the A's thank you for bringing that up Kurtz Nick Kurtz have you one, guys, if you're sports fans? If you're not, I don't know why you're watching this. There's a pottery show on channel 11 right next to the history chair. This guy, Nick Kurtz, he's a rookie for the A's. Used to be the Oakland A's.

Now they're sort of in limbo playing in Sacramento. But anyways, he's a rookie. And this was on the road. Who were they playing? Was that in Houston it wasn't used it listen to this he's a rookie now I think he's singled these might be out of order but you'll get the point he went six for six all right not his first game up he's a rookie but regardless arguably the best day and

offensive baseball plays ever had he had a single and then he hit a home run and then he hit a double then he hit another a single and then he hit a home run and then he hit a double then he hit another home run and then he hit another home run and then he hit a fourth home run. Single, double, four home runs. Six for six. Nobody's done it before. I know and the only reason Mr. Triple you don't get up seven times Usually right and that was at the third one That was a bomb instead of right up a tank and what was great about it the crowd again. He's on the road It's not his home crowd

But when you're baseball fans you this is the reason you buy a ticket hoping to see something like you don't care Who does it the whole Houston crowd when he came up to bat like the third time, he'd already hit one and hit one, and they're like, wow. And they're already getting a little excited. He hits another one. So when he comes up for that third home, and the place is already buzzing, and he hits a, you just hear the crowd go, wah. And then when he hit the fucking fourth one, it sounded like they were in Oakland.

Can you imagine, and if his career ended tomorrow, if he blew out his knees, you could actually point to that and be proud. You go, no, I only played, I played 60 games with the A, but look what I did one game, and nobody's done it, not Babe Ruth, not anybody. So Google that if you like that. And while I was Googling that, I stumbled over another one. Did I send you the run down? I didn't send you the run. A guy hits the ball at the first base. There's a guy on third. He kind of nubbed it almost like a bunt. And the first baseman fielded it and started and instead of running to first the running starts going back to home So he flips it to the catcher and then they so they got him in a rundown between home and whatever

Meanwhile the guy from third dives in I know It was right out of Little League Isn't that amazing? You're like, oh this guy's running and running out of a a, the crowd was like, why is he running back to home? It's a nice distraction, that's what it was. Brilliant. Just brilliant baseball is what that was.

Anyhow, you can find a ton of that shit in this clip set. How did I not hear about this one? Let's get right to the big, beautiful deal. Trump must have been laughing watching these other presidents. How did he stay quiet so long? He was too busy building the New York skyline but his dad gave him all the money. His dad gave him 10 million. Do you believe it now? They don't. The Democrats, and that's the beauty of it, as he is pulling shit off like this, the Dems are in a freefall. They are falling. And I said it's the gut fell in Texas.

It's because their whole foundation was based, it's like a sandcastle. It was based on lies. And it's getting swept away. And the only way you can even fucking make a recovery is to almost think like the Republicans do. Because it's based in common sense. And that usually wins out although ai's

coming so i don't know if that's gonna hold true much longer i see that shit ai is like it's coming down the tracks in 100 miles an hour now you take a picture you can take a picture of like my grandparents i got a picture my grandparents in the right? They're in their fucking late 80s, you know, and this was taken in the 70s. You can make that picture like come alive and have them talk. That's not creepy. I don't need my grandfather cursing at me again. I don't need that kind of pressure. Every time I came out of the house, he was missing these fingers.

He cut them off by the way the table saw and fucking yellow yeah the fuck am I doing wrong black and white pictures from the 40s you can make come alive that's not creepy goodness gracious how do I get a 19 year old Pam Anderson a barge into my house it's gonna be possible in about a month. It's so hot here in Georgia folks. How hot is it? It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. Johnny Carson. The heat index was like, it was a hundred and one yesterday. With a heat index it was a hundred, they said like it felt like it was a hundred and twelve or a hundred and fifty, which since I've moved here this is like the hottest I've felt it anyways why am I saying

that because it's getting warmer that we have the air conditioner on here in the studio and when it gets that hot and humid yeah we'll put it on seven I'll even put on 74 when I tonight when I anyways a big beautiful deal president Trump announced a sweet remind me to tell a story about Andy getting a flat and I had to Go retrieve her She had her sister over they went down a monk mount Saint Simon keep saying Mount sign st. Simon You know about an hour and a half south of here and I get a call on Sunday

I went by the side of the road with a flat. And I go, I say, well, enjoy it. Take it easy. I'm watching the socks of my hands on my pants. And they went in, take it easy. And we'll get into triple A and why they're useless. President Trump announced a sweeping trade agreement with the European Union. We call that the EPU.

On Sunday, setting a baseline. I hate to do financial news, guys, because you, I'm not a businessman. That's my brother. My brother can't watch a commercial or Without he fucking he'll you know the bottom line He'll tell you what the marketing is and and he's so good at it. I got him handling my money and They always go you can't never have your thing bullshit I told them I go dude you can lose all this tomorrow I'm not gonna fuck it it would be a relief to me because money. I don't know who said this. It's a pain in the ass So I see a lot of homeless people look way happier than I do

Sitting there with a fucking whiskey in the hand on the well like me without a TV or a house in the hand on the, well like me without a TV or a house. Anyways, on Sunday, setting the baseline 15% tariff on European imports, including automobiles, while keeping existing 50% duties on steel and aluminum in place. He's been watching for the last, like I said, 40 years, and he knows all this. Can you imagine if he didn't get in? He's straightening everything that's been ailing this country for the last 40, 50 years. And it makes you wonder about all the other presidents that came before him, how they were part of the global fucking New World Order shit.

Anyways, 50% duties on steel and aluminum in place as part of the deal the European Union committed listen to this to purchasing Even I know these are good 75 billion with a B in US and I'm sorry. I can't even read the numbers $11 we got 750 billion. Thank you. Mr. Producer in US energy products. I mean, uh, let me give you the technical term for that. That's a lot. That's beautiful. Trump announced the agreement during a press conference with the European

commission president Ursula von der Leyen. There she is sitting like a lady. Unlike who we talking about last week. Who are we talking about? Oh, McCrone's wife sitting like a guy, remember? Did we show that clip? I said she's sitting like she just came off that she made a sack in Giant Stadium. Von der Leyen after a private meeting at Trump Turnberry in Scotland. That's where his golf course is. I watch guys like this. I used to have a joke about it. There was a show called Biography or Autobiography.

I don't know. But it was autobiographies on famous people. And I go, you ever watch that and feel like you've done shit with your life? And I had this joke about they they did one on Ted Williams. Ted Williams grew up as a latchkey kid in the suburb of San Diego. Ends up going into the military for two war. He's the first of all, he gets into baseball, becomes the greatest hitter of all time. 344 lifetime average last guy did 400 slept with every woman twice in the country probably. They say John Wayne's character was based on Ted. greatest hitter of all time. 344 lifetime average, last guy did 400, slept with every

woman twice in the country probably. They say John Wayne's character was based on Ted Williams. I mean, just then he goes into the war. I'm not even sure which ones probably were. Ends up literally they said he was the best fighter pilot in World War II or the Korean War. Anyways, he wins a shit load of medals there, and goes to re-enlist in another war. So he does all that on top of his baseball career. I go, then the show ends, right? And the credits roll, and I look up above my TV on the shelf, there's a picture of me in fifth grade

holding a two-inch sunfish. I know you'd like that. Isn't that fucking, that's one of my favorite jokes because it worked on TV and everywhere else. Okay, I guess we show Trump mansplaining. We're going to do the following. The European Union is going to agree to purchase from the United States $750 billion worth of energy. $750 billion worth of energy most of the other things we knew agreed to invest

into the united states six hundred billion dollars more than their investing already so they're investing a large amount of money uh... you know what that amount of money is it's very substantial they're going to invest an additional... Pause. Wouldn't it be funny if she went to talk and he went like this? And he keeps talking.

Six hundred billion dollars. They're agreeing to open up their countries to trade at zero tariff. So that's a very big factor. Opening up their countries, all of the countries will be opened up to trade with the United States at zero tariff. And they're agreeing to purchase a vast amount of military equipment. We don't know what that number is but it's it's the good news is we make the best military equipment. Almost 35 and a half. Until somebody us, which is not going to happen.

We're way ahead of every other country in terms of the quality of the military equipment. You saw that recently in Iran and you see that, unfortunately, you see that often for all the wrong reasons right so those things are seven hundred and fifty billion six hundred billion opening up the country uh... we are agreeing the tariff straight across for automobiles and everything else will be a straight across tariff of

fifteen percent everything else will be a straight across tariff of 15 percent so this shit still has a tariff on it of 15 percent holy moly HEY EVERYBODY WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LATE then they explain why i'm like how could he why is this deal so one sided towards the united but it makes when asked about what concessions the United States would make to the EU, von der Leyen stress, this was about, and this was refreshing to hear from, where's this broadband? She says this is about rebalancing the surplus Europe had and the deficit the United States had during this this relationship for the last I don't know how many years since the EU started again to stand so you gotta ask yourself what was everyone else fuck I mean literally taking advantage and

ripping us off and Trump goes wait a minute with he was still the only superpower left and we've been letting these people rape us for years money makes the world go round he knows knows that better than anybody. In deals make any no wonder why he was salivating to get back into the office. And like Dallas said can you imagine what he would have done if he didn't have all the shit and shenanigans they were trying to pull on his first term? I mean we would have already been straightened out as they say. The starting point was an in-balance surplus on our side and a deficit on the US side.

That's her talking. And we wanted to rebalance the trade relation, and we wanted to do it in a way that trade goes on between the two of us across the Atlantic, because the two biggest economies should have a good trade flow between us, she said. And that's a woman who Hillary wishes she was. Anyways, she's actually heterosexual and made a nice deal.

I think we hit exactly the point we wanted to find, she said, in terms of, you can say that again, it's got nothing to do with the rebalance but enable trade on both sides, which means good jobs on both sides of the Atlantic, means prosperity on both sides of the Atlantic. And that was important for us, she said. That and I gave him the hand job of his life. You know, folks, in 2024, total trade between the US and the European Union in goods and services

exceeded, excuse me one point six eight trillion euro that's roughly one point eight billion dollars this accounts for nearly thirty percent of global trade global trade forty three percent of the global gross domestic product making it the world's largest bilateral trading relationship

i mean did he didn't i don't pay attention to business news that much. I don't even remember him touting this. I know he was going to straighten it out. But like for the last few weeks, I didn't hear him. Maybe he did go, what did you see where I got come? Because he's not announcing every fucking thing like Biden did. That's right. Oh, Biden had nothing on it.

Just comes out with it. Yeah. Biden had, couldn't announce anything because it was all bad news Got a big announcement we just lost 14 soldiers leaving You know just a mama Luke just a jerk off to the bitter end the whole party the whole Democrat They are in falling and they are on fire. Oh my god, just I it's fun I get up I get I've always been kind of a news junkie. I'm more excited now when I click the button to see what Trump did.

There was some Democrat, politician, black dude of course, who threw a tantrum this week and they had to carry him out, out of some friggin press conference. They're doing antics from the 60s during Vietnam. That's how far left they are. They're back there, which is hilarious. They call themselves progressives. And they've got it in reverse. And they go in 100 miles an hour.

And they think that's the answer. It's fucking precious to watch. It really is. Well, it's a good segue into demolishing the Dems. The Democrat Party has hit a 35-year low with American voters. You know what's scary? I'm like that goes back to the late 70s. What? It goes back to 1990. I'll be dead in six minutes. According to a new Wall Street Journal poll showing, listen to this, 63% view the party unfavorably.

The worst rating since 1990 and just 8% hold a very favorable view and that's Adam Schiff and his two kids. I don't know who the fuck would... The poll indicates that voters trust Republicans over Democrats to handle nearly every key issue. I don't know why Dallas is showing you my cardiogram. I get a little excited when this sucks. That's my cholesterol in black is the latest.

Democrats to handle nearly every key issue including inflation, tariffs, foreign policy, and most significantly immigration, where Republicans hold a staggering 24-point advantage. How is that not a 124-point advantage? I just want, it just goes to show the mentality of the left and it's not about what's good for the country, it's about we want to win. We, you know, we will never accept anything you do. It's the most childish, juvenile, you know? You watch fucking, I used to watch Reagan and Tip O'Neill. They'd go out after work and talk about shit over drinks. It really, to me it's generational.

It's people and their personalities, how they were raised, and the people just not as good anymore. That includes me, I'm a real suck ass. Even among voters who disapprove of Trump's approach to certain policies, the GOP is still favored to lead. For example, get this, voters disapprove of Trump's handling of inflation by 11 point, can somebody explain why that is to me?

When inflation's almost not existing right now, yet still 11 points, they disapprove, yet trust, yet they trust Republicans over Democrats on inflation by 10 points. Well that doesn't even make any sense. Makes me think that the fucking, some of these numbers are bullshit, once again, in the left's favor. The pattern repeats across multiple issues, with voters essentially signaling, we may not love Trump, but we trust his party to govern.

I am your voice. The Democrat brand is so bad, I thought this was a great line, that they don't have the credibility to be a critic of Trump or the Republican party. And you know who said that? A Democrat pollster john and alone who conducted the survey okay and he says this about the democrats

pretty good brought the mike right into the bathroom yeah that the democrat pollster by the way i've read i didn't do this is a story but a o c's been missing. Nobody's seen her like on the news lately. Because the crime and the street and hookers are going through the roof, all that garbage in her district. You guys don't know what you're doing. I said it again, Dems, you picked the wrong vocation.

You really should have been social workers and shit like that. Because it's all about feeling. And apparently, we still need that. Anyways, the problems appear to be compounding. The Democrat party's grip on voter identity is slipping like a used condom. Boy, George is dick in a hotel room in London in 1981. What? That's what it says in a teleprompter. Look at all the donkey it says loser on the

footprint. They said right after this picture was taken that donkey committed suicide. Drank a bottle of Prestone. While Democrats once enjoyed a six-point registration edge in 2017, Republicans now lead by one point. This marks a rare and significant realignment in the electorate. Republicans built the first durable lead in party identification last year and have maintained that lead today. Thanks to Mr. Remember even last year they were going remember there was gonna be a split Trump's turning you know magas, traditional Republicans don't like this, it's his party, he took, and he said it

a couple years ago, it's my party now. Democrats are planning town hall meetings, that's a good idea, across the country, including in Republican districts. Good, tell us where those are located. I got about four rotten zucchini in my fridge that I'd like to unload right off Pelosi's fat head is she even alive yeah so they're gonna go

into Republican districts and have town halls that work out great to make the case against Trump's so you're trying to make a case against success that's what you're doing you're going he's very successful he's doing what the country want what you voted for that's what you're doing you're going he's very successfully he's doing what the country want what you voted for that's wrong that's what it's right I'm not even exaggerate that's how it goes right now meanwhile the Republican

National Committee listen to this ended the first half of 2025 with more than 80 million dollars on hand that girl on only fans made made that much in a couple of years. That little broad, because she had an ass like a nectarene. 80 mil. I'm telling you, if I was hung like a horse, I'd be laying on my couch with my wife filming me right. You know what? Make 11 cents.

Girls don't give a fuck. So it's finally hit home with me at 63 years of age. They just don't think like this. And finally, 63. Anyways, more than $80 million on handful of Republicans compared to 15, I'll repeat that, one 5 million. Jesus Christ, Elon Musk spends that at fucking Burger King a month.

Held by the Democrats, national campaign arm arm apparently that arm is broken in two places. Who's with me? They suck at everything they do ladies and gentlemen boys and girls. I'll be traveling the world as they always do tour dates Holy moly, what's the date today Dallas? 28th and there's let's see this is July so this 31 am I right yeah what don't tell me that I go to Crowder see this week and I get home Oh been the fall not this one coming but oh you scared me okay so we have that much time to pout August 8th and 9th side split is Tampa very

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at nicktip.com all right let's move on shall we the two the proud the marines see what I did there a stabbing attack at a walmart store in a traverse a city it's a couple hundred miles northeast or something of Detroit, Michigan left 11, the minute I saw Michigan in stabbing, I'm going more slow and I'm sure most people did, that's not an outrageous thought, but was not the case. In Traverse City, Michigan, it left 11 people injured on a Sunday is the produce. But what could have been far worse was stopped by two bystanders and one man in particular is being praised across social media because he's black.

I'm not putting, he's a hero in my book too, but I'm sorry I can't let double standards go. That's Derek Perry Who was a former Marine there? He is thank God the brother was there with a gun You won't see this story though when when when good guy with gun stops bad guy They hide that shit the mainstream media and this happens a lot more than you think by the way Video from the scene later verified by CNN so it must be true no one no wonder why no wonder why they're focusing on him I got this off CNN shows

the suspect being cornered in the parking lot by a group of civilians one man stands out pointing a gun directly at this oh boy CNN they were just jerking off to the look it it's a black guy and he's doing good with a gun. Directly at the suspect, keeping him frozen in place until people arrive, police arrived. That man is Perry. Here's somebody who took some footage of the incident right after the guy came out of this store, they surrounded him. This is the moment people in a Walmart parking lot appear to confront a man after police say a stabbing there left 11 people injured.

It all happened in Traverse City, Michigan on Saturday. I want to acknowledge that there was citizen involvement in assisting and taking the individual into custody. We'll have more information on that later. citizen involvement in assisting and taking the individual into custody. We'll have more information on that later. The suspect is a 42-year-old male. We believe he acted alone at this time. There is no information indicating there were additional suspects.

It appears that these were all random acts. The weapon appears to be a folding knife. At this time, we have six male victims and five female victims, ages unknown at this time. The sheriff said people inside the Walmart assisted in the treatment of some of the victims. All right. Don't you move you motherfucker fucker blow your brains out there he is and i blame it on the uh... what do you call it widows peak

widows peak that male pattern baldness make you angry uh... while authorities haven't officially named him perry's family and locals have identified him on facebook post calling him a true hero. Unlike when Daniel Penny, who had no gun on him, and there was a crackhead threatening to kill, literally threatening to keep, the crackhead didn't have a weapon either, but

was threatening to kill people. And you don't need a weapon to kill. Anyways, Daniel Penny, who was white white and the crackhead was black, Daniel Penny almost went to jail for murder. So in New York City naturally. Just think about how they treat this. It must have been hard for CNN to put this up because you know how they feel about guns,

but they went oh my God he's got dreads and he's black. This is perfect. We can get away with it. One post read this is Derek Perry and he is, he's a hero. He's the man who took his gun out and risked his life to save many lives, a woman added in the comments. So proud to be his daughter-in-law. He protected so many. Did you say that about Daniel Penny, I wonder? The attacker identified by police as 42 year old Bradford James Gil, or Giles, allegedly began stabbing people near the checkout area. That's what I said. You've got to fucking move it along.

I did that once. It was a straw lady in front of me using coupon. He was reportedly trying to flee when two Marines, two former Marines, you're never a former Marine, once a Marine always a Marine, Matt Kolowalski and Perry intervened. Kolokowski told CNN that he had no weapon, so let's get this straight, the bad guy had a knife, Kolowalski had no weapon, but charged the attacker with a shopping cart, and they're gonna throw him in like he's a you know just a mention at the end hitting him hard enough to knock him down I would put that first Perry a veteran himself then drew his license so the white now again and you go Nick why you're making this right because you guys make it fucking about race when it's

the other way around. You made it about race when it was Daniel Peck. That's why I'm mentioning this. For Christ's sake, the white guy with a shopping cart went at the guy who had just stabbed 11 people and you mention it at the end of the article like it's an afterthought. I don't care if you think I'm being, because I'm not. I'm just fucking doing what they do and pointing out the double and triple standards as far as Rick and I'll never stop doing it. Probably cost me fucking money in this business. Either that or the C word. But anyways, that's above the, a veteran himself then threw his weapon, drew his weapon, held the man at gunpoint until others tackled him and officers arrived 11 victims taken to Munson Medical Center with head surgeon

Thurman Munson anyways three of them went under there was like four of them were in critical condition I don't even know I haven't checked today what the latest is but thank you mr. Perry and mr. call out Kaloski whatever your name is two veterans who step up and you know what mmm don't I don't hear anybody out there bad-mouthing guns today I'm sure they are somewhere on some channel anyways let's move on don't forget to watch me on a crowdder Wednesday and Thursday morning. Speaking of that, speaking of getting on a plane,

pilot Perp Walk, a Delta Airlines pilot, was detained and hauled off a flight by the Feds just moments after touching down in San Francisco, shocking passengers and plane crew alike. The pilot whose identity hasn't been released, somebody said he looked like Gallagher too, I don't know, no, was arrested after the incoming aircraft landed from Minneapolis and passengers were preparing to deplane just after 9.30 p.m. Saturday. Some on board said they were shocked at seeing at least 10 federal agents, including offices

from Homeland Security Investigation, that's HSI, I'm sure that'll be a show coming out on CBS, where every bad guy's white, everybody climbing over Trump's wall will be white with suits, suddenly boarding without explanation. However, the dramatic arrest was tied to listen to this a disturbing investigation into child sexual abuse material. Law enforcement told the news station this is your captain speaking. You got a 12 yearold boy sitting in the back. Come up and get your wings, Jimmy.

I like your haircut and your socks. Anyway, so we might have a pedophile. We don't know yet, but that's what it sounds like. And the minute I heard pilot, pedophile, this is where my mind goes. Been in a cockpit before? No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before. You ever seen a grown man naked? This is where my mind goes. movies about gladiators. Are they redoing this movie right now? I think they are. With Liam Neeson. Oh no, that's Naked Gun. Naked Gun, okay, I was close. Yeah, Liam Neeson, you don't get a comedy actor? No, but apparently from what I hear he's doing a good job because they're going

back to the slapstick comedy that Naked Gun and Airplane was famous for. So he's doing a good job. Yeah because when you're about to release a movie you're gonna go, now he's shitting the bed on us. Well people pretty brutal on the internet about things. Fuck the people, nobody listens to them. Slapstick, anybody can do. It the fucking my favorite my favorite line in What did you say the movie naked gun? My favorite line in that whole movie that's the one with oj, right? And oj is in the hospital bed and they're talking to oj's wife. So we will work around the clock We're not gonna rest until we find this guy. Okay, let's go to lunch. I

Love that type of shit. That just catches you off guard. And anyways, Christensen claimed the agents stormed the cockpit and marched the pilot down the jet bridge. HSI is a division of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, which has helped lead many of the immigration raids and arrests since President Trump again rolling out a mass crackdown on, thank you, fulfillment of some shit we already know.

What is this, a fifth grader trying to do a book report? And by the way, AI does all that for them now, too. It's crepey. What's going to happen is the mine is going to wither. It's already withering. I can't find my way out of my neighborhood without relying on fucking ways. Just, oh man. It wasn't clear if the arrest was tied to the pilot's immigration status.

Well, you just said something about... But hold on a second. Pilots are federal employees. Yes, I know. Pilots are federal employees. Yes, I know. Oh, I'm almost hoping he's an illegal. How funny would that be? Guy's been arrested three times. A HS spokesperson said the federal agency was brought in to help the local sheriff's

office execute the arrest warrant. That's got to be disturbing. That's got to be disturbing if you're on the plane and seeing, right? You get off the plane and you see a bunch of cops run on and take your captain off. What the fuck? Stories like this.

And then there was smoke and a cock, but what happened? I didn't even get this story, they happened so much. Excuse me, over the weekend American flight landed somebody, there was smoke, blue smoke bellowing out of the plane when they landed. And then there was another plane that nosedive, was that last week or this weekend? Just missed another I mean as as Jonathan Katz great comedian once said I don't want to die in the name of big top fun he had a bit Dallas about in the 80s when stand-up comedy was taken off you know it was everywhere and then it started to die down so people people, doctors became comics, everybody. And then it died down, so they have to go back to their,

that means you're gonna have a bunch of people like working in the regular sector, but they still think they're comedians. Like, you go to a shoe store. Yeah, where can I find women's shoes and the guy goes on women's feet I used to be a comedian at the alright folks listen up on this one I I don't you guys know like I said I'm too out fan of to be that's another one of those fucking you know thank you streaming service I can never remember the word streaming either until I can't piss for two hours I'm standing over the bowl then

streaming is in my head yes so I love to be because I found that I found the movie last year while I was in Dallas at the hotel, not in Dallas, my producer, in the city of Dallas. I don't fuck him anymore. We're too long. We get tired of each other a long time ago. He likes it rough, I'm on internet. So yeah, I found this thing, I think it was called the Golden Glove.

And it was about a German serial killer in the 60s or 70s who hung out at this place called the Golden Glove and it was about a German serial killer in the 60s or 70s and who hung out at this place called the Golden Glove and it was so gritty and and dark and depressing that which is the shit like I kind of like that it's like real movie making doesn't end in a happy ending anyways long story short I go on Toby even my wife makes fun and I find this movie called Bronson I'm flipping through I must have read 40 and I find this movie called Bronson. I'm flipping through I must have read 40 of them and this one just grabbed my eye because I know Tom Hardy is like a great actor and it's called Bronson and

2008 it was put out. Did I give you the trailer? Oh good It's I watched it fucking loved it Just what I thought I'd get on to be based on a true story about the most violent prison inmate in Britain's history, white guy, and today that wouldn't be the case I'm guessing but back now this is probably in the 70s I can't even remember but the guy's name was Michael Peterson and he changed it to Charles Bronson but he's the most violent guy in their history. We're gonna share the trailer it's probably a couple minutes

long and I know if you're Tom Hardy fans some people don't even know who he is. He's a British actor but in everything and just tremendous. What else is he? Dallas. I read his resume it was a fucking... Well he was in that MMA movie I can't remember the name of it but he plays he's a fighter and maybe it might be the fighter the fighter was a Mark Wahlberg okay then he's in another one that deals with that but he's in he's in the Dark Knight Rises he's in a just a lot of solid yeah he was in that movie with a Gandalf Feeny called the drop about a Brooklyn neighborhood and he's a tremendous actor they say he's a real prick at least this girl told me that work with him

She worked she was on Louie said a producer and said yeah fucking sir. Anyways, here's Warrior a former Marine trains his father for an MMA tournament. It's called warrior Oh, okay, and a bunch of big movies that you guys have heard of too Here's the here's the trailer for Bronson My name is Charles Bronson and all my life I've wanted to be famous I Knew I was made for better things. I

Didn't know my This is the post office. I did oh, this is what I got away with I just didn't know what happened. This is the post office I did own. This is what I got away with. This is what they gave me. Seven years! Don't worry son, you'll be out in four.

Thanks mum. I'll give you magic in there. Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of nowhere. Tirely the hottest ticket in town, done. I love you. I love Brian. Who's Brian? He's naked after the movie, by the way. Sound better than that, but I'm gonna make a name for myself. I'm gonna make a name for myself. I'm gonna make a name for myself.

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Bam Bam. Knockout. Europe's star. I did come into this world as Michael Peterson. But I'll go out with my fighting name. Bronson. If that doesn't do anything for you, you're dead inside. I mean he is... That came out again in 2008. I don't know what the fuck I was doing trying to do comedy. Something silly like that.

Uh, just, well to sum it up. You're crazy! I'm not crazy I just don't give a fuck. Michael Peterson was his real name. Holy and he was trying to come up with a name. That guy with a cigarette's like darling. He was like managing him. It was like fight club he was fighting other prisoners and shit and he and he goes how about Charlton Heston and the gay guys like he had nobody gives a fuck about him whatever called him my whatever he had some put down for Heston and then Bronson you guys don't know well you do you my age you know who Charles Bronson's great movie called death wish a bunch of other ones where he was you know revengeful, scary, excuse me in the 70s played a great tough guy. I'm saying watch that movie please. Let's move on to Don't Get Lippy. Spending over 26 grand

on lip filler alone will earn you the title of the woman with the world's largest lips. Right away now I was thinking you know Diana Ross or I'm just trying to think of black woman. Andrea Ivanova set out in 2018. Those are real folks that's not photoshopped that's not those wax things we used to buy as kids. Those are her real. This is a mental illness. It's got nothing to do with your lips. You got, something happened. I'm guessing she was molested by a clown. Andrea Ivanova set out in 2018 to alter her appearance by not only getting a wild amount of lip injections, but also chin shaping, enlargement and lengthening, jaw shaping, and cheekbone enhancement according to the Daily Mail. I don't know about that.

You're fucking crazy. By 2022, the Bulgarian woman already had nearly, listen to this, 32 procedures done to make her look like a living Bratz doll And now photos of what she looked like prior have surfaced and the difference is striking. I mean, she's a pretty woman Although I have a Nova is aware that her lack of a love life is most likely due to her Overdoing it with cosmetic procedures that and knowing it's risky doesn't even stop her from doing it cosmetic procedures, that and knowing it's risky doesn't even stop her from doing it. She says that I quote, my doctor was afraid to inject more hyaluronic acid into my lips. Doc didn't even want to do it. What the hell's wrong with you?

You look like a Puerto Rican whore. Doc, just a couple more. Problem? You're the fucking problem. You fucking doctor, why onkin jam rag, rag a king spunk bubble I'm telling you H. Yeah, it's the wrong one. But I was adamant that I wanted more and I will not stop she said. But this time she says I wanted to experiment with myself to see how many injections and

amounts of filler would affect my body. Well, it's already had an effect. You got a mirror? I like a vagina like that. It's not like Jim Norton. I like a fat pussy. Doctors have even warned the social media model that her injection obsession is dangerous and potentially fatal. And she actually broke a guy's neck, giving him a hickey. Paralyzed the guy.

But expert advice won't change her mind. In addition to the many alterations to her face, Ivanova has also gone under the knife for breast augmentation. Nobody's going to notice your tits when you get lips like that. Taking her, listen to this. I might want to take that back. Taking her from a size, this is her breast, 75C.

How's that even? To a 75E. Where's those pictures? I mean, guys remember those? In the 70s, we used to buy them. And they had two buck teeth sticking out. They were kind of fun. They were blue and yellow and orange and really good for you. We'd eat the wax and not shit for three weeks. You know.

Why'd you fart fucking mouth? Literally. Oh my god, what is that? You wouldn't, a shrink would have a field day. And when I say molested by a clown, I'm probably not far off. But something happened to her that, you know. And like they said, she knew it's why she didn't have a man. So it might have been her way of rejecting. But is that the way you go? There's other ways.

You know what I mean? Do it the old fashioned way. Meet somebody, some guy on a date, not show up. Is that the way you go? There's other ways. Do it the old fashioned way. Meet somebody, some guy on a date, not show up. Have fun with it. Anyways, let's move on. Distant memories. Finally, some good news. Too late for my dad and a million other people, but this is promising.

We've done stories like this but this is in a stunning scientific discovery researchers have found that a pair of drugs can not only slow down Alzheimer's disease but actually reverse it and restore memory in mice. Who the fuck are you? Writing a book? Who the fuck are you? I mean you're dead and the best best part of all, both are already, listen to this, FDA approved, albeit for cancer. So these are already existing FDA approved drugs for cancer that have a purpose, you know like ozempic is for high blood pressure and whatever the fuck, diabetes, and it happens to knock weight off you.

Research has first pinpointed how Alzheimer's disease scrambles gene activity in individual brain cells. It's funny, not one Democrat has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Well, that's not true, Biden. Here's Jeff Ross talking to his nurse. I don't know what the fuck that picture's about. Using the connectivity map database of 1,300 FDA approved drugs, the researchers looked for medications that reverse Alzheimer's associated gene expression, landing on a short list of

five drugs and zeroing in on two cancer drugs. Excuse me. In what one researcher called a mock clinical trial, they then mined 1.4 million patients, that's a pretty large sample size, medical records, finding that those who had taken Latrozol or ironitexin, ironitexin, ironitesin, I-R-I-N-O-T-E-C-A-N, for cancer, those two drugs were significantly less likely to

develop all time how do you test a mouse to see if his memory works not fucking what do you do put it outside and go I don't go down the mailbox and come back I don't here's a video or something. Remember when is the lowest form of conversation. That's Tony Soprano making fun of Alzheimer's. That's right folks, you know I can take any story you do and draw a parallel to a scene in the Sopranos. When given together in an aggressive Alzheimer's mouse model, letrazol used to treat certain types of breast cancer in postmenopausal women and iron nutekin, and anti-cancer medication

used to treat colon cancer and small cell lung cancer, reversed disease-related gene expression signatures, dissolved toxic tau proteins, that's the shit in your brain that builds up and if you have a healthy brain and a health when you go to sleep at night when you get restorative sleep as they call it there's a chemical that washes over your brain that washes out those proteins supposedly and this is why i'm convinced if i don't solve my I'm gonna be like Biden in a fucking year That's why I had to do the story. I was excited about it, but nothing's worse for you than bad sleep. I'm telling you Anyways, it does it dissolves those protein clumps and it prevents brain degeneration most importantly They restored memory and learning in mice that had already developed severe

symptoms. And one of the models said, why is everyone so fucking stupid? Because you have protein in your brain. Alzheimer's is likely the result of numerous alterations in many genes and proteins that together disrupt brain health. Said, Yadong Huang, and he's not a porn star in Japan or China, a professor of neurology and pathology at University of California San Francisco is what I'm guessing. This makes it very challenging for drug development, which traditionally produces one drug for

a single gene or protein that drives disease. Both drugs already FDA approved for other uses, which could dramatically speed up the path to human trial. That's the best part of it. That's good news. It's so amazing how many drugs they're meant for one purpose. However, because they are cancer drugs,

repurposing them may be complex and risky. And as you know, folks, cancer's never gonna go away because there's too much money and pretending to try to solve it. Billions. You solve it, those billions go away. It angers me. It angers me when I see, you know, like I said said I can't watch baseball without the

mention of cancer or breast cancer awareness month all that shit people dying your relatives mine everybody knows somebody's died of cancer and you know damn well you know damn well they have fucking cure I'm sorry that's what the can you prove it yeah I will just give me a couple weeks Alright that is it for today boys and girls that That's rich boss, he's playing baseball. Oh my god. How do you know?

I want to kiss that thing right on the mouth. How happy did he? And he's playing to the camera. Fucking rat got a sad card before I did. Dallas, was that the last story? It was. I thought we had another one. I was going to save it tomorrow.

Oh, damn it. Anyways, that's it, folks. It was I thought we had another one I was gonna save it tomorrow. Oh damn it Anyways, that's it folks. I got a I got a don't forget tomorrow to tune in I have to remind you every night. Apparently you guys have the Memory of fucking mice that haven't had the drugs Tune in line up Monday through Friday on rumble 9 a.m Eastern to 7 p.m. Eastern and you get all those shows for free apparently so it's well worth your time I have to bring my wife to have a cat scan I think something on a net and she called me today last this weekend she

get a flat third did I tell you about I did I did. Anyways, that's it. You guys think that I'll say it, very welcome. We'll see. Look, she burned me with a cigarette. She doesn't like me. What did I say? You guys think that I'll say it? You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow.

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