The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Black Bullies of BLM | Nick DiPaolo Show #397

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

Lying lefties of the DNC. The hate of Marquise Love. A postal worker stealing Trump signs. Thank you Johan from Stockholm for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE!... MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo here. Have you had enough of the bullshit? And by bullshit, I mean Nancy Pelosi's of the world, or the Governor Whitmer's, or the Adam Schiff's, or the Hillary fucking Clinton's. Have you had enough? Yeah, most people have. I think we're learning that through the coronavirus,
Starting point is 00:00:17 who the real power hungry people are, who are trying to shut down people like me and our voices. Me, Steven Crowder, whoever, Michelle Malkin. Well, guess what? We're still up and running. So please contribute to the show. Go to nickdip.com to make a daily contribution. You can sign up at patreon.com and you become a monthly supporter.
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Starting point is 00:00:55 So come here for your laughs. And we can't thank you enough for your support. Now, don't forget to click that button on YouTube to subscribe to the show. Now, what I want you to do is enjoy the show. So, enjoy. I'm out. Ah! Ah! Yeah. Hello. Welcome to the show. How are you, folks?
Starting point is 00:02:36 On a Wednesday from the great state of Georgia. If you're wearing a mask, you're a fag. Anyways, being played like a violin. That's strictly for fags. I'm going to call it by its name. It's fags. What is going on, folks? Huh?
Starting point is 00:02:56 I don't know. I got to stop fucking binging. Fuck, midnight. Half a jar of fucking... You know what? What's the red shit you pick up with chips? Salsa? The red shit you pick up with chips. I ate seven banana popsicles.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Banana popsicles. Haven't seen them since I was a kid. Only in Georgia. It's still 1968 down there. Go to this place called Red and White. Big cellophane bag, about, I don't know, 40 banana popsicles. The kind with the two sticks, the real popsicles. They taste more like banana than a real banana.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I don't know what kind of chemicals. I'm going to have a lump on both my tits by the time I'm done with this bag. Ate seven of them last night. Then half a bag of goldfish. This is all around midnight. Then I wonder why I have shit cramps in the morning. Oh, and a turkey sandwich with Calabria peppers I put on it. This is all between 11.45 and 12.30.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Wonder why I got the gobble gobble? Anyways, don't worry about it. I'll get cancer soon and I'll be fucking ripped. What is going on? Did you watch the goddamn depressing infomercial? Uh, night two of the DNC.
Starting point is 00:04:20 They're doing it virtually. We talked about it yesterday and it's have, they got the worst ratings Monday night. Just what I said. Didn't even know it. Predicted it. Nobody's watching it. I got to believe that makes Trump excited when the ratings are in the toilet.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I don't know. You know, I still say, President, you should do a real convention with live people. president, you should do a real convention with live people if you want to make them wear masks just to appease the fags. Make them wear masks, make them sit six. He gets 15,000 to a rally,
Starting point is 00:04:54 so do 50% of the door. Have 7,500 people spread out. Think about it. At least it'll show, hey, this guy has balls because you know what? Small businesses are dying out there. The lifeblood of this country.
Starting point is 00:05:10 This is all a fucking hoax. I'm going to show a clip later on of this vet, military vet who was in probably Iraq or whatever. He's younger than me. And he goes to some city council meeting. I don't know where it was, Philly, and he lets the politicians have it. He couldn't be more right on the money. And as far as, yeah, again, pick up an Illuminati book. You can check off the steps.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Dividing us. Getting rid of anything that unites us, like sports. It's a ploy. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. In our make me a sandwich segment today, right off the bat, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. They gave her one minute at the DNC, 60 seconds.
Starting point is 00:06:07 That shows how ballest they are. They're like, we'll give them a little bit to let them know we haven't abandoned the far left. That's who we really are. But we can't give her more than that. Bill Clinton, he wasn't even on primetime. He has been pushed. That's how far left this goddamn
Starting point is 00:06:26 party is bill clinton is an afterthought now not even in primetime but aoc uh i think she started it off and just just a fucking moron that's all I got to say. And remember, she didn't grow up in the Bronx. She grew up in this fucking super white suburb that boarded my town up in Westchester. And, well, here's what she had to say. Good evening, bienvenidos, and thank you to everyone here today endeavoring towards a better, more just future for our country and our world. In fidelity and gratitude to a mass people's movement working to establish 21st century social, economic, and human rights,
Starting point is 00:07:26 including guaranteed health care, higher education, living wages, and labor rights for all people in the United States. A movement striving to recognize and repair the wounds of racial injustice, colonization, pause, misogyny, colonization, anything you like about the country, cunt, anything you ungrateful witch misogyny point to another country where all this shit doesn't exist this is the fairest country on the planet and everybody knows it it's why everybody tries to sneak in here this hasn't dawned on her yet. Apparently she didn't think about this shit when she was making up Long Island iced teas and margaritas at shit bills
Starting point is 00:08:12 in the Bronx. Go ahead, titty. ...and homophobia. And to propose and build reimagined systems of immigration and foreign policy that turn away from the violence and xenophobia of our past.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Paz, you fucking little rat. Oh, fucking idiot! Well, of course. Turn away from our xenophobia past. Every country came about through violence beating up some other people. Do you understand that you fucking moron who said that who the fuck said that aoc sergeant
Starting point is 00:08:53 who just signed his own death warrant aoc sergeant sir yes sir probably blew people's ears out holy shit have some more salt, will you? Let her, why didn't they show her tits? Why didn't they shoot her from the tits up? That's all that she's worth. Go ahead. A movement that realizes the unsustainable brutality of an economy that rewards explosive inequalities of wealth for the few.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Pause. So you want an economy where we all have the same, make the same shit. This is out and out pledge for socialism. Oh my God, how the fuck? Oh, fucking idiot. Okay, go ahead, Roz. Expense of long-term stability for the many
Starting point is 00:09:41 and who organized a historic grassroots campaign to reclaim our democracy in a time when millions of people in the United States are looking for deep, systemic solutions to our crises of mass evictions, unemployment, and lack of health care. Pause, pause, pause, pause. You. Mass evictions? What are you talking about? Trump's not letting anybody get evicted, you lying hoe.
Starting point is 00:10:14 What are you talking about? Mass unemployment brought on by a pandemic. Like Joe Biden could stop a pandemic. Guy can't stop his bladder from fucking working at three in the morning and his PJs. What are you talking about? How much do you hate that?
Starting point is 00:10:32 She really thinks, and again, she's a product of the educational system in this country from the last 30 years. She really thinks this is the worst place on earth.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Everything she just said points to, you know, a socialist. Let me tell you people out there who are so obsessed with equality. People like AOC and the fucking left, they don't want equality of opportunity, which is what this country was built on and what it's about. They want equality of outcome. They want everybody to make the same amount of money, to dress the same, to look the same. Read your history. It's never worked anywhere. I wonder how much your fucking dress is worth. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Espiritu del Pueblo and out of a love for all people, I hereby second the nomination of Senator Bernard Sanders of Vermont for President of the United States of America. Who the fuck said that? AOC. Who's the slimy little communist shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Starting point is 00:11:37 Sir, AOC, sir. She's nominating Bernie Sanders. I tell you, I like this little spick. Even though I lost, she believes in me. People are sick and tired. Sick and tired of the pandemic. Trump invented the pandemic in his basement. Him and Mike Pence got a Petri dish.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Unbelievable. Blame him, Trump. Don't even mention the greatest economy in the history of America when this shit hit. And like I said, Billy, yes, sir. We have the video of AOC at her job, her old job. Oh, my God. You guys remember what she did, right? For a living.
Starting point is 00:12:30 She wasn't even good at that. Look at this. This is her. Oh, fucking idiot. Where are drinks? They're on the floor. Wait a minute. Throws in a couple Spanish words. That's fucking racist.
Starting point is 00:12:59 You're in the United States. The language is English. Learn it. Breathe it. Live it. Then speak Spanish. Don't have a problem with it. I'm just it, breathe it, live it. Then speak Spanish. Don't have a problem with it. I'm just saying master the first one first. Then Bill Clinton had to speak. They had Jimmy Carter. Oh my God. Can I make a prediction? I
Starting point is 00:13:17 give him, I would say six months. That's too much. What is this, August? I'd say November. He's going to die early November. Oh, did you hear him? He's got that, oh my God, death is knocking on my door. Man, I was living in the country for a while. I beat cancer, brain cancer. I still lost after pussy. Sounds a lot like Bill Clinton.
Starting point is 00:13:45 But they had Jimmy do a voiceover of the poor guy. I met him on the Tonight Show. I liked him. He liked my comedy. That's enough for me. Horrible president. But I got a picture of me and him shaking hands at Camp David. He goes, he asked me, he goes, send me your CD.
Starting point is 00:14:01 I go, Mr. President, I don't think you want to hear what's on there. And he just laughed. I kind of like him. Horrible president. but go ahead. This is Bill Clinton. Again, he wasn't even on primetime. That's how much the party has moved left. Good evening. Hello. A presidential election is the world's most important job interview. How do you feel? At the end, we hire a leader to help us solve problems, create opportunities, and give our kids better tomorrows. That's a tall order this year, with the COVID-19 outbreak on a path to killing 200,000 people and destroying millions of jobs and small businesses.
Starting point is 00:14:33 How did Donald Trump respond? At first, he said the virus was under control and would soon disappear. When it didn't, he was on TV every day bragging on what a great job he was doing. When our scientists waited to give us vital information. At least he wasn't getting his asshole licked under the desk. When he didn't like the expert advice he was given, he ignored it. Only when COVID exploded
Starting point is 00:14:55 in even more states did he encourage people to wear masks. That's right. Many more were dying. Pause. Again, remember, you don't think he was part of the fucking, you don't think he was a Freemason and a Bilderberg group. These people have all been created in the labs. He did his part.
Starting point is 00:15:13 He's the best salesman ever. I don't care what you think of him. He's a fucking killer politician with that charm and that, you know. But he's doing his part, telling you to keep those masks on and shit, when we all know this is going to go away the day after the election. Go ahead, Billy. When asked about the surge in deaths, he shrugged and said, it is what it is. But did it have to be this way? No. COVID hit us much harder than it had to. We have just 4% of the world's population, but 25% of the world's COVID cases.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Our unemployment rate is more than twice as high as South Korea's, two and a half times the United Kingdom's, more than three times Japan's. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. We have a major industrial economy to have its unemployment rate tripled. Yeah, we're over here Hello at a time like this the Oval Office should be a command center Instead it's a storm center. There's only chaos Just one thing never changes his determination to deny responsibility and shift the blame
Starting point is 00:16:20 The buck never stops there Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. Yeah, you never blamed anybody. Your wife didn't blame the fucking what did she call it? The right wing
Starting point is 00:16:38 conspiracy. Remember? Every day she was on TV. The vast right wing conspiracy to ruin her and her husband. And yabba-dee-yab-yab-yab. Is that what you're pinning your hopes on, Democrats? Again, I said this on Glenn Beck, and he laughed at me, and his sidekicks laughed at me when I said, well, yeah, they're going to blame him for the COVID, but people are going to see through that, aren't they? I hope.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Please let me be right so I can call Glenn Beck and bust his ball. What did this man do, everybody, when things got worse? He didn't, until everybody had COVID, asked to put on masks. And by the way, I was on a plane with Jeffrey Epstein and yeah, a girl rubbed my neck. Living with that pig face, dog face, thick ankle hole can get very stressful. Shoulders tighten up. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? So they pushed him off primetime, Billy Boy.
Starting point is 00:17:54 That's bad news for Hillary. And bad news for you. They hit him with five shots and he's still alive. Well, that's bad news for me. And bad news for you if you don't make that deal. Well, that's bad news for me and bad news for you if you don't make that deal. So finally, remember we were saying when Biden kept fucking up and making these gaffes the last six months, I said, you know damn well they're going to fucking film all this and have it for the election while they're on top of it. I don't know who Trump hired to do these campaign videos, but man, they are right on the money.
Starting point is 00:18:28 A couple came out. Yes, they've been coming out all week. The fight has begun. And just these two ads, I don't know how Biden's going to survive. But then again, people already have their minds made up. If they hate, you could show, you know, Biden finger popping on an 11-year- and they'd be, ah, fucking that's that's deep state video shit. What do they call that shit? Deep fake. Yeah, deep fake. It's magic. Well, here's here's one that really kicks Biden right in his big clam.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Go ahead. He went. He went. He became president. I didn't go. What are we doing? What's going on right now? And in addition to that, in addition to that, we have to make sure that we are in a position that we are. Think about it. Everybody is known from day one. to make sure that we are in a position that we are.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Think about it. Everybody has known from day one how smart, how bright Hillary is. Everybody knows how tough she is. You know, the rapidly rising in with, with, I don't know. So be successful. I sincerely hope some of you become millionaires and billionaires.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I mean that. But engage. You know, there's a, during World War II, you know, Roosevelt came up with a thing that you know was totally different than a Then the this call he called the you know You have a warming cut sucker, you know that you fucking hypocrite Commander-in-chief it's more than just a job Whoa, whoa, what's this? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:20:29 Fucking Raz What is this? No, it wasn't Do you even look at the numbers I sent you? Huh? I did, and I'm pretty sure it's an entire video It was just the answer It was like Oh,, it was like.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Oh, for the love of, well, make a judgment. Does that look like it belongs on the? Anyways, did I put entire video? Let's take a look. God damn it. I'm going to be wrong again. I keep doing this to myself. I keep doing this to myself.
Starting point is 00:21:07 I think when you go to edit or something, it changes the time codes or something. I don't fucking know. You can leave this in the show too. It's fun. Creates tension at home with the viewers. What am I looking for? The Biden thing, right?
Starting point is 00:21:30 Yeah. I don't see any time, Coach. But again, come on. Knicks 0 for 6 with those arguments. Next. They hit him twice. Here's a good one. Showing how much he loves black people. Keep this in mind, black people.
Starting point is 00:21:55 You don't have to vote Democrat. And this is why. This guy is not fit to run a goddamn Waffle House. You really think he can run the country? Honest to God. But again, they know that, don't they? Because he's not going to run a goddamn Waffle House. You really think he can run the country? Honest to God. But again, they know that, don't they? Because he's not going to run the country. He's just a puppet. Here's
Starting point is 00:22:13 another ad. They say it's titled the Joe Biden they are hiding from you. They're not hiding from us. He's fucking hiding himself. They're trying to get him out of the house. He's like, can't do it. Murder, she wrote, is coming on in 10 minutes. And I got to take my insure and hit the sack. All right, here it is.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Unlike the African-American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community. Oh! Wow. Do you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black? The racist.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. My Democratic colleagues don't like me saying this. I think the two-party system is good for the South and good for the Negro, good for the black. The Negro? And other than the fact that they still call me boy i don't think they've i think they've changed their mind you're gonna put y'all back in change
Starting point is 00:23:13 the first sort of mainstream These three purple Americans who are human and bright and clean and white looking guys. I mean, it's got the story for a bit. It was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputation of two United States senators who built their reputation and career on the segregation of race in this country. Are you going to apologize? For what? For what? Ooh. You want him running the country? No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yeah, you do. It's good for the Negro, he said in 1996. Don't give me that smart-alecky shit. Black people, come on. Who's more honest about race? And black people appreciate honesty, especially when it comes to race.
Starting point is 00:24:14 They just want to know where you stand. Biden. We didn't even show when he said to the black guy, remember, no, I'm not taking a cognitive test. You a junkie? You taking cocaine before the show? Tell them black people, you're not black if you're having trouble voting for me. Oh my goodness. That's more racism than Trump has
Starting point is 00:24:39 ever doled out. But you keep voting. Stay on that plantation. Ugh. I don't know who did those. Something tells me Steve Bannon had his hand in those, that dramatic snapshots of Biden. Well, as this is what we call a follow up on a story. Remember we showed in Portland that poor white kid and his girlfriend being pulled out of their truck after they were chased and crashed? And Antipa and the anarchists and all the people who, you know, work for the Democrat Party, their militia. Remember? And then they pushed this kid around and kicked him in the face.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Well, they know who did the kicking. Black kid, surprise! Biracial, actually. That's why he's angry. He doesn't know who he is, where he fits in. But right now, it's very hip to be on the black side of things, so that's what he was. Ugh, you fucking. That's the guy guy Marquise Love. That's his name. So look at him. I suck cock. You should though. And I love it.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Here's the clip. They found him. I guess he's still on the loose though. They know who he is. I should, they identified him. But let's show it again. How this all unfolded right from the beginning. again how this all unfolded right from the beginning. Back up, bro, back up.
Starting point is 00:26:05 I'm trying. Hey, stop doing. Dumb mother. Stop doing. That's all me. Hey, don't reach the side. Back up, bro, back up, back up, back up, bro. Sit down, sit down.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Sit the down. Shut it off. No, no. Back up, bro. Back up, bro. Back up, bro. Back up, bro. Sit down, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Sit the down. Back up, bro. Shut it off. No, no. Back up, bro. Back up, bro. Back up, bro. Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up,
Starting point is 00:26:37 back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, Hey, bro, you're not leaving, bro. You ain't going nowhere. Pause.
Starting point is 00:26:49 You ain't going nowhere, bro. Sit your ass down. This is fucking surreal. I ain't going anywhere? Who the fuck are you? Oh, once again, they outnumber him 10 to 1. Real tough kids. Go ahead. Go ahead. Keep your hands where I can see them. Come on. Away! Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:27:26 Oh, no! Loser! Try to run people over? That's true. Stupid bitch. Who knows? You don't think that kid's going to suffer some permanent? He's out of the hospital, but you don't think that's going to fucking leave him a little weird?
Starting point is 00:27:41 out of the hospital, but you don't think that's gonna fucking leave a little weird? Police spokesman said Love was identified by multiple sources, including the video. He's just a bitch. Hainer has been released
Starting point is 00:27:58 from the hospital and is recovering. Hainer had been defending that white kid who just got the shit kicked out. He was defending a transgender woman from being mugged when the mob turned on him. I thought the
Starting point is 00:28:13 transgender LGBT, I thought these guys were on the same side of a... Police said they're investigating a possible robbery that may have started the incident, trying to locate a transgender woman who had some of her things stolen in the area. Cops called on Love to turn himself in. They warned the public not to try to contact Love after some of his personal information was posted online. So why wouldn't you want to help turn him in? Good, they doxed him.
Starting point is 00:28:41 to help turn him in. Good, they doxed him. Investigators urge the public to not do this as it can be dangerous, Cobb said. Also, the information circulating on social media is not always accurate.
Starting point is 00:28:56 You think? So he's on the loose. What a bitch. What a fucking bitch. Getting a running start and kicking a kid in the face while he's sitting down. Could you be any more of a bitch? I know you're angry because you're biracial and you don't know where you fit in, but that's what you chose. Let's see what happens to him. What's he going to do, a week of community service? Is that enough? I get sucker punched.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Nobody wanted to, no lawyers wanted to take the case. The fucking, the DA in the county was some broad. She could have fucking, she couldn't have cared less. Just didn't give a fuck because you know why? I didn't have brain damage. They're like, do you have permanent? No, but so is that how it works?
Starting point is 00:29:49 I can wind up and suck upon somebody. And if they, you know, they're not crippled, nothing happens. Well, hat, that's how it is when a girl hits you.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Yes. Rogan goes, I would have Rogan goes, I would have Rogan goes, I would have leg whipped that bitch. I got a visual of Rogan doing this to this girl. All my friends are like, you didn't hit her. I go, dude, you've been telling me
Starting point is 00:30:20 for the last 20 years to calm down. Now you want me to fuck up a girl? I thought I was going to hear a lot of, hey, good, you kept your cool. They were all like, why didn't you hit her back? I would have fucked her up. I'm a nice guy, I guess. Oh, you don't like that piece of chat.
Starting point is 00:30:43 More tough guy. More black bullies on the loose. BLM tough guy threatens to kill 16-year-old, it says, kid. Again, let me fix the headline. Black BLM tough guy threatens to kill 16-year-old white kid. That's not what it says, but this is what it is. For wearing a MAGA hat.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. what it is for wearing a MAGA hat. Here he is threatening some six-year-old white kid with a MAGA hat. Real tough guy. Turn it up. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit, bro. You in my shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Get the fuck off my shit, nigga. Nigga, you get the fuck off my shit, too, bro. I just did like, nigga. Yeah, think about it again, bro. If you keep following me, I'm gonna punch your shit, nigga. Bro, quit fucking following me. I'm just filming. All right, then go the fuck over there with it, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Quit fucking following me with it. Bro, I'm gonna beat y'all ass, bro. Get away from me. I'm just filming. I think go over there with it, bro. Quit fucking following me with it. Bro, I'm gonna beat y'all ass, bro. Get away from me. I'm just filming. Stay away from that. Y'all gonna tolerate that? Come on. There's something wrong with the black man's mind.
Starting point is 00:31:58 There's something wrong with his mind. All right, kill it. If I could, I'd grab this microphone. I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. Real tough guy, huh? Get the shit out of my face, grabbing his dick.
Starting point is 00:32:14 I hate to say this, but you know those white racists in Alabama back in the 40s and 50s blocking schoolyards and not letting black kids go to school? You know, the real race is it. You're starting to make them look smart. I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying people today like him and the kid who kicked the guy in the face, every bit is ignorant, if not more so.
Starting point is 00:32:38 You're making black people look real bad. And that's not the case. And that's not the case. He probably had, he don't know who his dad is or whatever the fuck and his mother probably, you know. Your mom's a whore.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Your mom's a whore. That was a quick song. The fuck happened to that clip? I wrote that. It took me two weeks. Get the camera out of my face. Is that grab my dick, yo? What's
Starting point is 00:33:12 with the dick grabbing? Huh? I asked about that. And you know what it is? The answer was black guys. Because they're so it's almost like they're trying to hold in their alpha male macho. That was the answer. That they're so, it's almost like they're trying to hold in their alpha male macho. That was the answer.
Starting point is 00:33:28 That they're so, you know, whatever. Raz, you do know. I've seen you do it. You got mad at me a few times. You went, come on, man. What the fuck? Hey, folks, I want to thank you for contributing to the show.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Not contributing enough because look at this shirt. I'm a farmer with a necktie on. No, you guys have been great. One-time contributions at nickdip.com since yesterday. Let me put on my, oh, here we go with a Mike Hunt. We were saying that in fourth grade. People still think it's funny. You ever hear that?
Starting point is 00:34:12 I don't think it was the Jerky Boys. It was another guy. I brought this up on the show before and people told me who it was. But another guy that used to make prank calls and he calls like this bar and I think it was in Hell's's kitchen in new york you know on the west side some bar that's been there and this old guy who's a miserable fuck that works there
Starting point is 00:34:30 so the kid on the phone goes yeah i ask if mike hunt is there then you hear the old guy go is it my cunt here my cunt is there a man no no there's no my cunt here and then the kid starts giving him shit yeah you're a fucking asshole what you come down here see it to my face you little cocksucker he goes I'll slit your belly open I'll slit your belly open
Starting point is 00:34:58 that's old school anyways Mike Mike Hunt is, Maryland, what he's saying is Mike Hunt is hairy, it doesn't even work out like that, but it's very cute, Maryland, Raymond C. Sandage, Utah, Jennifer Peterson, Michigan, what do you look like, Jen? The ghost of Frank Rizzo. The ghost of Frank Rizzo. You're a crumb creep. There's the voice of Frank Rizzo, Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Lisa Page, California. Michael Todd, Massachusetts. Wayne Vivia, Oklahoma. Kathy Smith, Connecticut. Tyler Moore, Ohio. Crispy Tissue. Crispy Tissue. What the fuck? Canada.
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Starting point is 00:36:28 As you know. Wait a minute, Raz. The fuck? Jesus Christ. This guy. What was I going to say? As you know. Now he's listening.
Starting point is 00:36:49 As you know, oh yeah, YouTube is fucking with us a little bit, which is good news and bad news. It means the show's making enough of a splash where we're on the radar. But they're unsubscribing people
Starting point is 00:37:01 and fucking with your button. So again, make sure that's not happening to you and tell your friends about it. Okay? It's big tech. They don't like us. You know?
Starting point is 00:37:14 If I could dig Steve Jobs up and fuck him in the face, I would. Question from Patreon member. Johan from Stockholm. Hey, Nick, what is the Bilderberg Group book your wife is reading? What? Right now. Shit's got me intrigued. Is there a documentary?
Starting point is 00:37:40 Alex Jones Law. Wait long enough and eventually Alex Jones will be vindicated. She's not reading a Bilderberg group. She's reading a book about the Illuminati. I gave the name out yesterday. Didn't I, Raz? What is it? The Illuminati, the secret society that hijacked the world.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Yes, the secret society that hijacked the world, Illuminati, the secret society that hijacked the world. Yes, the secret society that hijacked the world, Illuminati. And the book I reference is The Truth About the Bilderberg Group. So read both of those and you guys are going to be like, oh, my God. It's going to fuck with your head. I'm warning you. Trigger warning. What's going to happen is you're going to read that. Then every time you watch the news or something, this is going to look silly, this stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Republicans fighting and shit because it's so much bigger than that. And it's all unfolding. You're going to get your hair is going to stand up. And like I told you, my buddy, the cop used to go undercover with white supremacist meetings and they were predicting all this shit. Buddy the cop used to go undercover with white supremacist meetings, and they were predicting all this shit. But it's all unfolding using a pandemic to isolate the masses. It's real.
Starting point is 00:38:57 And they lay this shit out 20 years in advance. And yes, it's all real. It started with the Freemasons, which was a good group. They used to do work, you know what I mean? And then that got infiltrated by the Illuminati, which started, and some guys started in Bavaria. And the House of
Starting point is 00:39:15 Rothschild is where it took off or some shit, but I gotta listen to the book, too. It's between that, the Pam Anderson story. I can't make up a joke. Badass citizen drops the hammer on Shasta County quarantine Nazis. Blistering speech from California resident and war veteran Carlos Zacata. This guy is my new hero.
Starting point is 00:39:39 He gets right in the Shasta City Council's face. And listen to this. It's not quite as dangerous as you thought it would be. I was absolutely appalled and coward. Talking about Colby. I just didn't know what their masks on. I don't blame you for wearing masks because I'd be hiding my face too if I was you for what you're doing. It's absolutely horrendous what you're doing to these people.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I'm a business owner. And I'm telling you, our families are starving. You guys can sit here with your jobs. You can sit here and you're going to get paid. You can fall asleep in your chair like that gentleman's doing behind his mask right there. Yeah. Okay? And I'm telling you right now that right now we're being peaceful.
Starting point is 00:40:12 And you better be happy that we're good citizens, that we're peaceful citizens. But it's not going to be peaceful much longer. Okay? And this isn't a threat. I'm not a criminal. I've never been a criminal. But I'm telling you that good citizens are going to turn into real concerned and revolutionary citizens real soon. And nobody else is going to say that. I'm probably the only person that has a ball to say what I'm saying right now.
Starting point is 00:40:32 We're building, we're organizing, and we'll work with law enforcement or without law enforcement. But you won't stop us when time comes because our families are starving. And if you don't hear the seriousness of my voice, I hope you open your ears and you absolutely listen to what I'm saying. Because this is a warning for what's coming. It's not going to be peaceful much longer. It's not going to be rah-rahs. It's not going to be speeches. It's not going to be gathering outside, saying a pledge of allegiance. It's not going to be waving flags. It's going to be real. When you've seen the things that
Starting point is 00:40:59 I've seen, I went to war for this country. I've seen the ugliest, dirtiest part of humanity. I've been in combat. And I never want to go back again. But I'm telling you what, I will to save this country. If it has to be against our own citizens, it will happen. And there's a million people like me, and you won't stop us. Open the county. Let our citizens do what they need to do. Let owners of businesses do what they need to do to feed their families.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Take the masks off. Quit masking and muscling your children. The psychological damage you're doing to them is horrible. I've had six friends kill themselves since it's happened. Veterans who lost their jobs. How do you feel about being complicit in perpetuating that? The greatest toast ever perpetuated on the American people and you're part of it by wearing your masks. In Shasta County, we're supposed to be red country up here. Not blue country, we're red country up here. You want to go to war? Come on. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay?
Starting point is 00:41:53 How good is this guy? Right from the heart. Everything he said was true. Right from the heart. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. I'm loving it. That guy should run. See, they don't get to see that.
Starting point is 00:42:12 They don't get faced. It is our country, folks. I know you might laugh at that. It is run by us. And you're being played. I try not to laugh. I want the CVS to pick up my blood thinners, my Lipitor. But I see people with math and I try not to laugh. I'm talking
Starting point is 00:42:32 in their car in the parking lot by themselves. You got to put it on to go in the store. I have one that says, fuck you, I'm fine. But did he just not lay it out? And he's right about people getting fed up and he goes, there's millions of us. If you don't believe it, check the AR-15 sales. I go online, I can't even get ammunition.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Something's happening. Unbelievable. You go to some online gun brokers and shit, and you look for certain AR-15s, it's like out of stock, out of stock, out of stock. They are making a killing. You know why? Because people feel it coming. I hope they're organizing. I'm trying to organize my
Starting point is 00:43:15 street, but everybody's working. I don't know what they're doing. So how about that guy? He sounded like my coach in high school, my defensive back coach, Davey Bettencourt. You're all wearing masks, you're a bunch of pussies. No, it was my coach.
Starting point is 00:43:36 He actually sounds like Ron Rodgers to my head coach in college who was a fucking madman. He goes, one day after practice, he makes us all gatherman. He goes, one day after practice, he makes us all gather around. He goes, he had a lisp. Tough as nails, though. I got a letter from some of the cafeteria workers.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Some of you so-called tough guys are bullying some of the other fucking students. Will you want to try that shit with me? Getting right in Lyman's face. You want to take your fucking helmet on and go right now? We're like this.
Starting point is 00:44:15 By the way, he dropped dead jogging about two years after I graduated. His son's like a Navy SEAL and shit. But what a fucking... When he got mad, he broke a training table into firewood in like two seconds after we lost to Lafayette, a third overtime loss in a row. He chased us off the field.
Starting point is 00:44:36 We were up 36-15 at halftime and we lost. Kid hits like a 40-odd field goal to end it. He chased us off the field. You see it in the video. And then we get in the locker room. He takes a training table, turns it over. He's snapping the legs off it. We're like this.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Our kicker was literally crying. He still had his helmet on. He's like. Can't have coaches like that anymore. But this is how great a coach he was right i don't know why i'm digressing here but we we lost the first three games in overtime against rhode island five overtimes it was the longest ncaa game it was the year they inserted that new overtime rule you start from the 25 you get four downs whatever it was we were the first ones main to play in
Starting point is 00:45:22 five overtimes we lost went down to. We're winning with three minutes left. Quarterback fumbles. Kid for BU goes 80 yards. Ties it up. We lose an overtime there. Then we go down to Lafayette, losing the last play of the game on a field goal. And then we won the next eight in a row. That's how good
Starting point is 00:45:40 a coach he is. He kept us together. We won the conference. Conference champions. If you saw me wearing that blue ring, that's what it was. That's why I like to feel you. He kept us together. We won the conference. Conference champions. If you saw me wearing that blue ring, that's what it was. That's why I like to feel young. Try to ignore my gray pubes and my saggy nuts. I take Metamucil like I'm fucking Biden.
Starting point is 00:45:59 You can't eat 11 chicken wings breaded and shit smoothly. Doesn't happen. That was the medical portion of the show god bless that guy what was his name again we should get him on the show carlos zakata in california by the way another person out there doing a great job for people who think like this laura loomer she won the florida primary she looks like a pretty ricky lake you've seen her she's the most banned women in america she's been kicked off twitter youtube all of it uh will lead the republican ticket in florida's 21st congressional district after she defeated four other Republican primary candidates.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Laura Luma, who outraised and outworked the competition, will face off against Democrat incumbent Lois Frankel. She won. I love it. I love you for helping me to construct of my life, Not a tavern, but a temple. I love you because you have done so much to me. What a weird show. Lomer is currently beating all other candidates by 15 points. Decision Desk HQ projects Laura Loma has won the Florida House District 21 Republican Party. The race was called at 8.02 p.m.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Laura Loma's election night party in West Palm Beach. We didn't have clips of that. Did I send any clips? What do I got? Nothing. We have a picture of her, though, when she went to Nancy Pelosi's house. Remember this a few years ago? I talked about it on the show. Remember they were talking about sanctuary? As talked about it on the show. Remember they were talking about sanctuary? You could, as long
Starting point is 00:47:48 as you got to this country, you could take sanctuary or whatever the fuck. She brought, and the guys that are with her, I don't know if it's this guy, but she brought two illegals with her. I don't think that's one of them. That looks like a white guy being an asshole. Aye, aye,
Starting point is 00:48:04 aye, aye. I am the That looks like a white guy being an asshole. Right on Pelosi's lawn. She did all kinds of, and she's been booted from every platform. How do you not love this broad? Let's hope she smokes Lois Frankel. I wonder what she stands for. Another woman. I'm very proud.
Starting point is 00:48:30 We got that veteran guy. We got Laura Lohman kicking ass. And then this woman from Baltimore, young, black, beautiful politician or trying to be, who I think I've seen this before. I don't know how new this clip is. But her name is Kim Classic. K-L-A-C-I-K. She's running against Kwasi Mfume for Congress in Baltimore. He's a real whitey hater.
Starting point is 00:48:57 You can tell by his name. Kwasi Mfume. Anyways, she's running against him. And you talk about a sharp. This might be. I'm not shitting you. You guys think I'm crazy. This might be a future president.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I mean, Obama fucked it up for a lot of black people who could become president. He was such a dog shit president. And a Marxist lying prick face. But Michelle is very pretty. She's the best. This girl makes Michelle look like a dope. Let's take a look at Kim Classic, again, from Baltimore. And she's going to show you what they're hiding in Baltimore. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:49:36 The Baltimore poverty rate is over 20%. It's the black Barbie doll. Homicide, drug, and alcohol deaths are skyrocketing in our city. Do you believe black lives matter? I do The vast majority of crime in Baltimore Is perpetrated against black people Who make up 60% of the population
Starting point is 00:49:54 So why do we care about our community? The Democrat Party Have betrayed the black people of Baltimore If the politicians Walk the streets like I do They would see exactly how their policies and corruption affects us. If they don't want to see it,
Starting point is 00:50:10 they don't want you to see this. Go to any Baltimore neighborhood and ask this question. Do you want to defund the police? No. No. Absolutely not. I had three sons killed in Baltimore City. And I think if we defund the police office, it's going to be worse than that. Pause. Imagine had three sons killed in Baltimore City. And I think if we defund the police office,
Starting point is 00:50:25 it's going to be worse than that. Pause. Imagine losing three sons, not in Vietnam, not in Iraq, right in the city you live in. And you know what? He doesn't want to defund the police. They've already done a poll, 80% of black people living under the poverty line. They don't want to defund. Of course they don't. It's the stupidest thing ever. How the fucking, you're going to run on that, Biden? Good luck. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:50:51 So no, I'm opposed to that. What are you going to defund the police for? Why? How do you defend your city, your community? Families are losing people. It's not just Baltimore. The worst place for a black person to live in America is a Democrat-controlled city. It's 2020.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Name a blue city where black people's lives have gotten better. Try. I'll wait. Look at this. How are children supposed to live here and play here? Democrats think black people are stupid. They think they can control us forever. That we won't demand better and that we'll keep voting for them forever.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Despite what they've done to our families and our community. Are they right? I'm Kim Klasick and I'm running for Congress because I actually care about black lives. All black lives matter. Our communities matter. Baltimore matters. And black people don't have to vote Democrat. Just the facts, ma'am. I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
Starting point is 00:51:53 I thought that was not great. Wasn't that fucking great? Is she not sharp? I thought it would have been funny at the end, though. She fell through the roof just to prove what a shithole. Big smoke comes up. I could be a great director. So don't forget that, man.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Kim Classic, laying out the truth in Baltimore. And like she says, every liberal in the city, look at Seattle, look at Portland. Those aren't even liberals. Those are fucking radicals. Far, far, far, far away.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Liberal used to be a good thing, but it's changed. But and she's like a knockout what the fuck for the love of jesus oh here we go we talked about the postal you know they're trying to they've already set up the democrats have already they're starting another fake story about trump, you know, because impeaching didn't work. Fucking Russiagate didn't work, right? Ukrainian, remember the phone call?
Starting point is 00:52:53 All that shit is false. Now, you know, we talked about yesterday, Trump is supposedly stealing mailboxes because he doesn't want people using mail-in, which is total shit. We disproved it yesterday. If you go online, they remove mailboxes. 14,000 were removed under Obama. They remove mailboxes that don't make enough money. And I'm watching these dip Democrats going, they got caught red-handed.
Starting point is 00:53:15 No, they didn't. So that's in that. And you know why they're doing this? They're planting the seed already in case Trump wins. Then it's going to be another, you know. They're going to say he stole it then it's going to be another, you know, they're going to say he stole it and it's going to be another. They're already planting the seed in case he wins. So we showed you yesterday a clip of a woman who had a male piece. She had her piece and her
Starting point is 00:53:39 brother's piece. His brother's a Democrat and she was a Republican. And there's a code on it. After the number, there was an R if you're a republican on the outside of the envelope and on her brothers there was a d for democrat so you can see people who carry your mail and deliver your mail can see how you vote and you're like well why is that a danger they're not gonna oh they're not well check out this video we have a poster worker caught stealing Trump signs. Huh? I mean, just the image. I'm sorry. This guy.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Look at him. Looks like Joe Garagiola. He was stealing Trump signs. Well, just a few. No, they found hundreds in his truck. But you're going to trust him. And they verified it online. People didn't want to believe it. They verified. You're going to trust him and they verified it online people didn't want to believe it they verified you're going to trust
Starting point is 00:54:28 these guys with your mail they're already planting the seed in case Trump wins but this guy who's not a Trump fan is picking up signs off people's front lawn the fucking male guy. And we know he's crooked because
Starting point is 00:54:49 a buddy of his was complicit in it. Who's the fucking... There he goes. I'll tell you, Trump's a white supremacist. He doesn't like black people. Voting for the socialists. Everybody should make the same amount of money. Unbelievable. After all that mail news yesterday,
Starting point is 00:55:22 a guy, a nose guy stealing. Anyway, let's show a final story. This cracked me up. Let's be honest, folks. Let's be honest. People who are not black. The Internet would be a very boring place if there weren't black people on the planet. They provide some entertainment. This is better than Sammy Davis in the 60s or good times. This is real shit.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Hotel receptionists. I just read the headline and I know. Batters unruly guests with phone. Excuse me. Prompting a fight at the Hilton in it. Well, that might have been a hit. The Hilton in Atlanta. I'm sure I've stayed there.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Check out this video. It's terrific. That's what I'm telling you, homie. Bitch, you better go get the manager now. Bitch, you better go get the manager. Oh, shit! Hey! Hey! Oh, shit! Hey! Wait! Wait! Oh! Wait!
Starting point is 00:56:28 Oh! Okay, let me move! You fat nasty black bitch! Let me move! Hold on! Oh! They tripping! They tripping! You're gonna eat like me, and you're gonna crawl from it! Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can you imagine
Starting point is 00:57:16 You're just trying to have your continental breakfast over there And the fucking weave comes off At every black girl fight the weave comes off And she was black girl fight, the weave comes off, and she was even laughing herself. Did you see her big smile on her face? How about the woman cracking over the head with a phone like she's Moe from the Stooges? Why you, I gotta...
Starting point is 00:57:33 I don't want to say anything. I don't mean to be racist, but black people, you're very quick to violence. Take it easy. The lady was pissed because her key didn't work. No, I don't know why. That's it.
Starting point is 00:57:53 What a show. Raz has more editing to do than fucking... He's got more editing to do than Mel Gibson when he shot Braveheart that took five years. Thanks to my fucking brainlessness.
Starting point is 00:58:08 That is it, you guys. Again, thanks for all the contributions. Remember, you guys think and I will say it. You're very welcome. I will see you back here same time tomorrow. Take it easy. guitar solo We'll see you next time.

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