The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Crushing of Conservatives | Nick Di Paolo Show #470

Episode Date: January 11, 2021

Dems plan impeachment while their hypocrisy shines in riot fallout. Meanwhile Big Tech boots Parler, and GoP donors purge Trump supporters.

🎵 Hey everybody, welcome to the show on a Monday once again. How you doing? How was your weekend? Did you watch any of the news? Oh boy. It is on. Got some stories that'll make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Getting pretty creepy with the left. They're already overplaying their fucking hand.

Out and out. Total. But this ain't going to matter. Cut that out. They're overreaching their hand already. Authoritarian, whatever you want to call it. It's ridiculous. It's kind of frightening, actually.

But we'll fight through it. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. Yeah. Enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. Yeah. In our Are You Dog Styling Me segment tonight,

Citizen Free Press, that's a good site if you don't check it out. At Citizen Free Press, you should be checking out. They tweeted, hypocrisy runs deep with Joe Biden. And this friggin this guy is such a puppet like we were all predicting. He doesn't have you can almost see Pelosi's hand up his asshole like Jim Henson and Kermit. If you look hard, you'll see a couple hands, AOCs, because he has no idea. He's just reading the teleprompter because you know what? I'd say maybe he'll make it to the midterms and then pass it on to shit base. But listen to the hypocrisy. Keep in mind he's saying this after what we experienced all spring and summer with the riots and the looting. Just keep that in mind. And he has the balls to come out and say this.

No one can tell me that if had been a group of Black Lives Matter protesting yesterday, there wouldn't have been, they wouldn't have been treated very, very differently. Pause. You know why nobody can tell you that? Because it's not the truth, you dumb fuck. Go ahead. And the mob of thugs that stormed the Capitol. We all know that's true.

And it is unacceptable. Totally unacceptable. That's reparations. That is reparations. Anything they want to take, take it, because these businesses have insurance. That was during the riots. That was reparations. believe that fucking biden could come out and say that you fucking hypocrite you smoke cocksucker fuck you can you imagine if they will black and he applies

the term thugs you know because we do it to black people can you imagine he's comparing billions of dollars worth of looting 25 people died in those riots over the summer total by the way five i think died what were the in the capital and we're not even sure who was in on it yet do you remember any black looters being shot i remember the cops uh being told to stand down i mean can you imagine coming on the heels of all that violence this summer and they're trying to make a comparison? Do you believe, were any looters, were any black people beaten over the head or shot?

Or were they given free reign to go crazy? Why don't you go back and look yourselves at all the fucking looting footage and see if you can even find a cop around? What the fuck is he talking about? Or I should say, what are they talking about? The puppet masters. Oh, my God.

Let's move on, shall we? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. Let's move on, shall we? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. In our make me a sandwich segment tonight, saggy-titted, clearly insane House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is accusing the rioters who stormed the Capitol this week

of choosing, get this, again hung up on race, they chose their whiteness over democracy she said you are a cunt cunt cunt cunt what does that even mean? Now they're choosing real democracy over your socialism. The California Democrat spoke in an online video to her idiot San Francisco area constituents to criticize the rioters that attacked Congress Wednesday as it meant to certify President-elect Joe Biden's electoral victory,

the AP reported. Did they really? That's all she does is criticize. She says it has been an epiphany for the world to see that there are people in our country, led by this president for the moment, who have chosen their whiteness over democracy. Yeah, good for you.

White power, one, two, three, four! Let me ask you a question, Nancy. Did BLM choose their blackness over democracy? Or even the white liberals that led BLM because they can't do it themselves? Did they choose their wannabe blackness over democracy?

The hairs stand up on my arms. They can't believe this. Can they? Or are we really living in two different worlds? Huh? Yeah, they chose their blackness. Everybody chose their blackness when shit was burning. And Pelosi and House Democrats are aiming to start voting on a clean slate of impeachment

procedures against President Trump as early as this week. They are. You know who you're witnessing? A party who had a panic attack, a complete mental breakdown. They don't understand why we're not shitting our pants because people charge the Capitol. And by the way, Trump never called for violence

in that speech that supposedly riled up the people. Just remember that. Okay? But that's what you're watching. The Democrats, they finally cracked up. So much so that even when he's out of office, they want to impeach him. They have lost their fucking minds.

And a lot of the world's going along with it. The House plans to formally introduce the proposal today with a potential vote on the articles of impeachment as early as Wednesday. Suck it. In an interview with CBS News 60 Minutes, oh, that should be, that must have been a hard-hitting piece, Pelosi on 60 Minutes. Set to air Sunday night, Pelosi said this. Is anybody running the executive branch of the government? Who is running the executive branch? Well, sadly, the person who's running the executive branch is an unhinged, dangerous president.

Pause. See how they project? You're dangerous, unhinged. You have been for I don't know how many years. I remember me and Dennis Miller talking on his show 10 years ago about how fucking scary this broad is. You're unhinged. You're dangerous. You're out of order. The whole house is out of order. Oh my God, I hate this bitch. This is stupid. This is stupid. This is stupid. Oh, I almost drank that. Go ahead. Oh, I almost drank that. Go ahead.

United States and only a number of days until we can be protected from him. But he has done something so serious that there should be prosecution against him. Well, I gather that the 25th Amendment is off the table. That isn't. Nothing is off the table. Shut your fucking mouth! No problem, John. Shut the fuck up, you cunt! Oh, my God.

Nothing's off. No, it isn't. Nothing's off the table. He's unhinged. He has done something so dangerous to undermine democracy, as opposed to mullergate the whole Russian thing. Are you fucking kidding me?

The fake impeachment, the Kavanaugh hearings. And stealing the election. But Trump has done something so egregious, actually given a speech where he didn't even call for violence, that he must be nuts. Boy, are you lefties in for the time of your lives. Because I'm going to do a few more searches that show they're putting the pedal to the metal with their horseshit. And oof. I can't believe she's still around. The Dems plan to impeach again, just like she said.

House Democrats will stage a vote to impeach President Trump for encouraging mob violence at the Capitol last Wednesday. Pelosi said, which he didn't. Go look at the goddamn thing. Just go look at the speech. Pelosi goddamn thing. Just go look at the speech. Pelosi said the Democrats preferred response to the attack on the U.S. Capitol is for Vice President Mike Pence to remove Trump by invoking the 25th Amendment. By the way, I read this morning Pence isn't going to do that.

He's not feasible. And it's an unlikely scenario. Less than two weeks before Trump is set to leave office. But in a letter to fellow Democrats, the Speaker vowed to bring a vote on impeachment in the absence of action by Pence, setting the stage for historic first impeachment of a president for a second time in his tenure. And the reason they don't is, I guess, even if they do it after he's out, he won't be able to ever run again. Supposedly, that's the, I don't is, I guess, even if they do it after he's out, he won't be able to ever run again. Supposedly, that's the, I don't know, I'm not a constitutional scholar. I didn't hear Turley say that.

She says, in protecting our Constitution and our democracy, we will act with urgency because the president represents an imminent threat to both. You fucking twat. Pelosi wrote in a letter to our rank and file colleagues oh my god she makes me wanna puke yeah she's a malignant cunt ah that's understated as the days go by the horror of the ongoing assault on our democracy anybody else horrified or do you feel good about it be honest i get a little bit of a chub. I didn't want to see anybody die. Nobody's explaining why that woman got shot.

Just standing there doing nothing. How about that, Pelosi? You look into that, you witch. The horror of the assault on our democracy, perpetuated by this president, is intensified, and so is the immediate need for action. Here's some immediate action. Go home, take that scarf around your neck, tie it to a beam in your basement, and kick that chair out. Die tonight in your sleep. You want to help this country? Die tonight.

Fuck Stain. I don't want to go back on YouTube. I'm sure that'll get flagged. The timing of the impeachment vote remains unclear. Pelosi, who was personally targeted by some members of the pro-Trump mob in Wednesday's insurrection, apparently not bad enough. I don't see a black eye or a chip, too, laid out the Democrat strategy for the days ahead. On Monday, they will try to adopt Maryland Democrat Rep Jamie Raskin's 25th Amendment resolution. Yes, he looks like he has good judgment. Just by his haircut, I can tell this guy goes all out.

Yeah, Raskin's 25th Amendment resolution, by unanimous consent, a gambit should be blocked by Trump's conservative allies. So don't be too sure. Fuck you! Fuck you! I don't know who his allies are anymore. If we do not receive unanimous consent,

this Raskin legislation is planned to be brought up on the floor the following day. We are calling on the vice president to respond within 24 hours, Pelosi said. I don't want to talk to you. Get away from me. That was Pence's response. Next, we will proceed with bringing impeachment legislation to the floor, she said. The speaker did not say when the impeachment vote might happen, but Democratic aides said they were aiming for midweek.

Oh, you keep aiming, bitches. Rep James Clyburn, hateful old black guy from South Carolina, the majority whip. Oh, that's, you can't say, you can't call him, you can't even use the word whip when you're talking about a black politician. Suggested earlier Sunday that the Democrats could impeach Trump now, but delay sending the articles to the Senate, granting incoming President Joe Biden the time to seat his, you know, give him time to seat his cabinet and launch his 100-day agenda before an impeachment trial bogs down Congress for an indeterminate length of time. That's scary when you get Clyburn being the voice of reason and tell him, tell him the Dems, hey, take it easy. Let's get Joe Biden. What,

did he have a comment? Did they tell the president? What are we doing? What's going on right now? Nothing. You're laying in a puddle of your own urine in the fucking lobby of the house. We will take the vote that we should take in the house and Pelosi will make the determinations as to when is the best time to get that vote and get the managers appointed and move that legislation over to the Senate, Clyburn told the lying cocksucker and biggest jerk off on TV, Jake Tapper. Jonathan Turley, do you know who he is? Very, very smart constitutional law professor and uh he's kind of the um i'd say the um gentile version of dershowitz anytime i can throw a jab in there so they asked him about uh about the dems motives and and pelosi and um this guy's very

reasonable because i remember when trump first got elected seeing him many times going against everything but then you know but he was fair and then he started to say no the dems are way over the line on this and that he really is him and ders and Dershowitz, I think, are the most unbiased. That's sad you have to go to law professors because the journalists are obviously all fucking. But here's what Turley had to say about, you know, potential impeachment of Trump. Well, also, the key to remember is that impeachment in the 25th Amendment are not substitutes for what's called a no confidence vote in england you know that's what people are talking about you know speaker pelosi said well the reason we're doing this is we really just want to bar him from future office that's going to

deepen and expand the divide in this country let history and the voters make that decision i know a thing or two about a thing or two. I can't even, I laugh when I hear it's going to divide us further. You can't. You can't divide us further than we are. You can't divide what's already divided. It's like trying to cut a pizza that's already cut. I guess you could cut it into more tiny slices,

but nobody wants to eat a fucking piece of slice. Then you get pizza strips. And that's what we are. We're just, we're little pieces of crust in the box right now we are so wow what a pizza analogy what a greasy guinea this guy is um come on could you really divide us any further you have republicans calling for impeachment on trump and they should be the first to get the noose or the gun, however we want to do it. I say we put them on a ball field and pretend they're playing softball.

Then we call in some snipers from the Marines. And every time somebody gets a hit and they run it first, they ping, ping, pong. I kid. I'm not calling for violence. You can tell I don't. Ah, that actually hurt. Hey, have you noticed, I can't believe this guy, Jake Tapper, for CNN,

do you know he actually started at Fox News, which shows what a jagoff, he has no idea. Can you imagine going from that to believing this shit? And now he's a big shot. He actually cursed on TV this weekend at people like us who voted for Trump. I'm starting to hate this guy. You know, Don Lemon is who he is, retarded black fag. But this jerk off, I don't know.

He's just evil. I don't know. He's just evil. Jake Tapper said, the state of our union is utterly devastated after one of the darkest days in our nation's history, which is a crock of, think about that. That means you think the, oh, by the way, they're calling these guys, these people who rushed the Capitol,

they're domestic terrorists. Well, so were the foundinging Fathers, I guess. Anytime they stood up. Although they were fighting a foreign enemy, I get that, but you know what I'm talking about. You guys call them terrorists all the time. You refer to the Founding Fathers as terrorists. I call the people who charge the Capitol, I call them patriots. That's right, patriots. Not the patriots, the patriots. That's what I call them jake devastated after one of the darkest days in our nation's history a coup attempt no longer bloodless

uh let me ask you something uh come guzzler did you call did you call when they tried to um impeach trump or the whole russiagate thing or when obama spied on him was that a coup was that a silent sure it was fuck nipples a coup attempt no longer blood bloodless instigated by the president of the united states the flags at the u.s capital he's upset about this are at half staff this morning for the police officer, Brian Sicknick, who was murdered this week, but they are not at half staff at the White House. And Jake says, perhaps because Officer Sicknick was the enemy of the terrorist mob and the mob that loves Trump. Oh, did you put that together yourself, Jake? You need to shut the fuck up.

One of the darkest days for you may be one of the brightest days for me and people who love Trump. He continued to blow hard the mob by trying to intimidate, threaten or even kill the vice president and members of Congress who are counting the electoral votes. The mob was in turn loved back by Trump. According to Ben Sasse, here's another guy that should be hanged immediately. He's a Republican from Nebraska. He's hated Trump since day one. According to Ben Sasse, White House aides told him the president was, quote, delighted watching the insurrection. In Trump's view, they were fighting for him. Trump put out a statement. We love you, he said after the attack. You are very special.

You are very special. I love you for helping me to construct my life. Not a tavern, but a temple. I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. That was Trump. Love letter to the writers. All this makes me only. That was Trump. Love letter to the rioters. All this makes me only love Trump even more. I would hate to try to beat him like in a wrestling match or whatever.

Because even if he lost, he'd kill you later on. Kind of what I like about him. That hairdo is going to go. We love you, he said after the attack you are very special i agree it might be difficult to hear these words it's difficult see yeah you see how jake and everybody else talks like they're talking for us it might be no it's not difficult at all it's music to my fucking greasy ears it's difficult to say them because it's so ugly but it's true the flag isn't down at the White House because the president is not mourning Officer Sicknick.

He hasn't personally decried the terrorists in any way because the president loves the terrorists. And what terrorists? The black ones that were burning Wendy's? Oh no, the eight white people, yeah. He reportedly has not even spoken to his own vice president whose life was at risk

since Wednesday. I don't know about that. I don't know. Yeah, Trump gave to me with a deal. Donald Trump did that. Donald Trump did that. Yeah, sure.

I've lost my mind. He added Twitter and, what is this? Is this the next story? No, this is part of the same story. Oh, okay. Okay, edit me out being an idiot he added twitter and many other social media outlets have silenced trump permanently members of his cabinet are a bailing like rats from a sinking raft some of his closest allies and capital are now trying to weasel their way out of uh their

responsibility for a bloodshed is that right right, Jake, you big dink? You fucking idiot. I'm going to fucking smash his fucking face in. Well, go ahead. Let me tell you something. Trump said he was going to drain the swamp. That didn't just mean Democrats. Now we're finding out the real fucking people that live

at the bottom of the swamp the rhinos, the Mitt Romneys the Toomeys the Murkowskis she's gonna become a Dem which she always was stupid bitch you finally woke up and had the balls to do it huh ugh

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All righty. All righty. Secret Service investigating Pence death threats they think two of them came from Don Jr. nah I'm busting balls

anybody who threatens Mike Pence the first thing I do is go let's find anybody gay because they hate his guts because you know he believes in religion and what not God forbid the U.S. Secret Service is investigating death threats to anybody gay because they hate his guts because, you know, he believes in religion and whatnot.

God forbid. The U.S. Secret Service is investigating death threats against VP Mike Pence, made by lawyer Lin Wood. Remember this guy? This guy, I can't figure out. We did a whole show on how he's a two-face. Remember, he hadn't voted in the Republican. He's from down here in Georgia.

He was an attorney for Trump. Hadn't voted in the Republican primaries for years or whatever. Remember? And we didn't know which way. He threatened. Anyway, supposedly threatened Lin Wood, Mike Pence. Wood, who has been banned from Twitter last week, is published a now deleted post on Parler Parler. I'll get to that in a few seconds. He this is what he said. And again, I guess you get the firing squads ready. Pence goes first. I'm starting to really like this guy. So that got him in trouble. But that's just the left, you know, I mean, flexing their muscle. And that's about as bipartisan as they get, is pretending to protect Pence, where they would actually like to see him die.

Who's with me? Did you get that? Pelosi sent me these. Anyways, that's crazy. A lawyer threatening... Anyways, that's crazy. A lawyer threatening. Anyways, who was it on Twitter? We are aware of the comments and take all threats against our protectee seriously. Oh, it was a Secret Service spokesman told Fox News on Saturday.

The Secret Service and other federal agencies also are investigating others seen on video inside U.S. Capitol yelling, hang Pence. What are you supposed to yell during an insurrection? I'm using the left's language when I say that. A source close to Pence told Fox News on Wednesday that while Pence was sheltering in hardened rooms in the Capitol, President Trump did not even reach out to check in on him. Status will condemn those who said the vice president should be executed. So Trump's in trouble, too. Later in the week, hashtag hang my pants was trending on Twitter.

Jesus Christ. A Twitter spot. By the way, that's funny. Do you remember Johnny Depp? Madonna wanting to blow up the White House. Johnny Depp said, has an actor ever assassinated a president? And I could go on and on. Anybody look into those?

Yeah, they called one. Go, guys, cut the shit. We know you're on our team. If they even did that. A Twitter spokesman told Fox News on Saturday that the company had blocked the phrase and other variations of it from trending. But they allow Black Lives Matter to, you know, plan fucking riots and looting and whatnot. Those people, that's who we're going to get the news for. And it's a good segue into this story.

Parler, which all the people are going to. Oh, by the way, Dinesh D'Souza, I had him on this show, right? He's got a new podcast coming out. I don't know when, I think this week maybe. He lost 200,000, it's probably up to 300,000 on Twitter over the weekend, but he's got two and a half million followers on parlor, which since last night, I think has been silenced.

Where is this all going? Do I have a chance? Do you see why your support is so important? You always hear that on charities and shit, but it really is. I sound like Jerry Lewis. Look at the kids. Lady, we need your support. Anyways, Big Tech drops Parler.

I had 14,000 followers. I didn't even know I was on it. I forgot. Anyways, Parler CEO with Maria Bott botteromo this morning the money chick he says our service has been dropped by every vendor and could end could end our business he says let's hope not god damn bye bye parlor ceo john matt said today that his social media company has been dropped by virtually all of its business alliances after Amazon, Apple, and Google, yeah, they're not all working together, ended their agreements

with the social media service. Guys, this is total fascism, totalitarianism, authoritarianism. Pick it. This is what we're up against. Theseers and uh denish de souza or whoever made a great point i don't know i i forget who it was this one but the conservatives republicans we try to play by the constitution right to win well i've made this point while the dems just do what's best for the democrat party fuck the constitution we're going to do whatever it takes. Right? They change rules and whatever the fuck. So you know what?

Conservatives, hey, let's put the Constitution aside. We'll get back to it. Do you see what I'm saying? If you're getting blown out in the first half of a football game, you change, you make changes at halftime. Right? And then after you go ahead,

you go back to what you're doing, running the ball. I don't know what the fuck that meant. Every vendor from text message services to email providers to our lawyers all ditched us. They all ditched them. On the same day, Matt said,

he's the Parler CEO. Matt's conceded that the bands could put the company out of business while raising free speech issue who you gonna raise those with calling in an assault on everybody yeah well thanks for pointing that out we knew that

you are correct sir who you gonna fucking raise these free speech issues with? They're trying to put Cruz. A bunch of people signed up his petition. They want to get rid of Ted Cruz. It's all out war.

But the CEO of Parlo said they all work together to make sure at the same time we would lose access to not only our apps, but they're actually shutting off all of our servers tonight, he said, which meant last night. They made an attempt to not only kill the app, but to actually destroy the entire company. The remarks come a day after Amazon dropped Parler from its servers, joining Apple and Google.

They all cited the potential of spreading violent content on the site as the reason. I'm going to kill you, you lying cocksucker! Anyways, the site's favored by conservatives as an alternative to Twitter and Facebook. They're trying to falsely claim that we're somehow responsible for the events that occurred on the 6th, he said, the day of the Capitol building takeover by protesters. It would put anybody out of business, he said, of the tech bans. This thing could destroy anybody.

He added, we're going to try our best to get back online as quickly as possible, but we're having a lot of trouble because every vendor we talk to says they won't work with us because if Apple doesn't approve and Google doesn't approve, they won't even work with us. Un-fucking-believable. Unbelievable what's going on. Look how young he is. Must have a few bucks. This is out and out right fascism.

And somebody asked Dinesh D'Souza, what do we do? Do we fight back, get down on the mud with them? Of course, you know, him being a peaceful Indian said, no, we don't. Of course, we don't do that. He said, there's two choices. You could do that, which he said, we don't of course we don't do that he said there's two choices you could do that which he said we're not that that's a stupid way to think or you let the left hang himself which they usually do they usually go so overboard in the midterms i think there's going to be a red wave already but you know how much damage they can do between now and then these filthy rotten communist, Marxist pieces of garbage. But when I say fascism, when you start getting corporations and banks to shut off money to people

who they think were involved in the Capitol riots, in other words, Trump supporters, it's a slippery slope, right? Because it starts there, and then they already have a blacklist of people who have donated money to Trump. This is what goes on in China, folks. They have something called the social credit score. If you don't do what the Chinese government tells you, all of a sudden you go to use the subway, they won't let you on. Or you go to a restaurant, they won't serve you. This is, oh, that could never happen here. Bullshit.

I heard there could never be a civil war here. Really, do you still believe that? Well, here's an example. Marriott, you know the hotels? They're going to cut off GOP donations. Marriott International announced that it will suspend donations to Republican senators who voted to object to the certification of electoral college votes last week. Do you believe what you're

hearing? That's all I'm going to ask you. Do you fucking believe that? Who said that? Marriott. Who the fuck said that? Marriott. Who's the slimy little communist shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? While several corporations in the last days announced they plan to review or pause all political contributions, Marriott took things a step further by targeting Republicans. The multinational hospitality company decided that the violence that erupted at the U.S. Capitol last week as lawmakers met to certify Joe Biden as president came as protesters supporting President Donald Trump sought to undermine legitimate and fair election.

A fair election? A fair election? Hey, Marriott, I can count 74 million people that aren't going to stay at your shitholes anymore. Sometimes they ain't got a choice. 74 million people that aren't going to stay at your shitholes anymore. Sometimes they ain't got a choice. They go to a cow country and it's either that or the Red Roof Inn and they have the big fucking maggots in the bathroom. But even I'll sleep outside. Fuck you and everything you stand for.

It's too bad. They just built a beautiful one here on the water. JW Marriott. Not going to go in there. Here's what you do if you stay there folks. You clog the toilets with towels. You clog the toilets with towels. You clog the tubs. You turn everything on and you check up. Make sure you leave a false name or whatever the fuck. Hide your tracks. But I guarantee you do that on the third floor.

The second and first floor will be getting soaked. How do I know that? Well, a comic did it a long time ago. A crazy guy named Chuck. I won't give you his last name. He had a beef with the hotel. He fucking shoved all the toilet, clogged the toilet, took all the towels, turned on the tub. Literally, they sued him for, I don't know, fucking $40,000 worth of damages. Just soaked the... I'm not saying do that.

I thought that guy was crazy, but you know... Isn't this getting creepy? but you know. Isn't this getting creepy? Marriott says, we have taken the destructive events at the Capitol to undermine a legitimate and fair election. Well, there's where you're fucking wrong.

Stop there. Legitimate election? You're a damn crazy person. All right, just get the hell out of here. A legitimate election? Into consideration, and we'll be pausing political giving. Okay, that's not what it says. And we'll be pausing political giving from our political action committee

to those who voted against certification of the election. A Marriott spokesman said, according to Bloomberg, then gave the Heil Heel, Heel Heil, Skrukenskotensi. The corporate America quickly jumped in to condemn the violence, and as Democrats moved swiftly

to blame it all on the president, Marriott was one of the few that said it would actually cut off financial support to the lawmakers who backed Trump's assertions of election fraud. Un-fucking-real. Wow!

Several other companies, such as Goldman Sachs Group, Citigroup, Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, Chase & Company, have also indicated that they will be making changes after reviewing the events that transpired last week. A representative for Goldman Sachs reportedly confirmed to the Bloomberg to Bloomberg that the investment firm will likely end political donations to the elected officials, all Republicans who challenged the 2020 presidential election. Do you believe what you're hearing, my friend? It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Oh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?

Yeah, money, money, money. However, J.P. Morgan reportedly plans to suspend given to both Republicans and Democrats for a six-month period. Well, you know why? They'll do it for six months to both sides. And when you're not looking, it'll just be Republican because they don't have the balls to come out right now and say just Republicans because then, you know. Anyways, it's that same mentality. Both sides are guilty, you know.

For a six-month period, well, Citigroup will be halting all political contributions for the current quarter. This is fucking huge, man. We want you to be assured that we will not support candidates who do not respect the rule of law. Citi's head of global government affairs,

Candy Wolf, said, hey, Candy! Hey, Candy, you ugly, once again, another unattractive woman who's, she didn't sleep her way to the top. I'll tell you that much. Has the fucking. Anyways, let me ask you something, Candy. what about what they did to Trump for four years? Did you have any problem with that? No, because you're a woman and you're a feminist and you vote Democrat no matter what. How did she, Candy Wolf.

So she's going to shut him down too. I say to you, Candy. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Apparently, the companies believe that elected officials attempting to legally address legitimate questions about election fraud and integrity with millions of Americans demanding answers is unacceptable to their corporate sensibilities. Bloomberg reported Marriott is closely tied.

I'm surprised you got this from Bloomberg, to Utah Senator Mitt Romney, a former board member and a vocal critic of Trump, to say the fucking least. Here's the guy that fooled me the most. I really thought he was a decent guy. He had me fooled. I'm trying to, and I'm still trying, I ask myself, is it personal with him and Trump? Because he seems to let his emotions get the best of him. He seemed like a very sensible dude. Anyways, Romney's connection to the Marriott predates his service on the board with Marriott. His given name, Willard, like the rat, remember the movie, was honor. remember the movie uh was honor listen his name was in honor of jay willard marriott a friend of the 2012 republican presidential nominee's father and founder of the marriott company

he was named after the guy who founded the marriott uh i got a cousin who was named after the founder of the Motel 8, Earl fucking Scheib. Bloomberg noted that Marriott's decision to target Republicans was first reported by Popular Information, a newsletter run by Judd Lagume, the founder of left-leaning political news website ThinkProgress. The newsletter, that's who leaked it. The newsletter was told that some of these corporations would stop contributing to Republican members of Congress who encourage the rioters in their objections to the electoral call. In other words, 74 million people,

really 80 million because Jerkoff didn't win. They're telling 80 million people or so, shut up and obey. You guys do understand. And by the way way i feel vindicated about not voting here in georgia because more shit came out about the thermostats being tied into china or some shit i'm just saying you didn't get me the second time and if i did vote my vote might have become a fucking biden

anyways claiming that eight republican u.. senators followed through on their objections after Congress reconvened when the order was restored and sought to undermine those eight senators, undermine the democratic system by apparently bringing up legitimate concerns. Can you imagine undermine after what they did to Trump? They have no conscience. Popular Information decided to follow up by confronting 144 corporations that have

thought their corporate PACs donated to one or more of these eight senators in the 2020 election cycle. The companies were asked if they would continue to support these senators in the future election cycle. The companies were asked if they would continue to support these senators in the future. And three of those surveyed, Marriott, Blue Cross Blue Shield,

and Commerce Bank Shares, confirmed they would suspend donations to any members of Congress who objected to the certification of Biden as the president. Wow. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. Now they're going to bankrupt the GOP. Guys, I don't see a way out of this other than bang, bang, shoot them up. One, two, three.

Bang, bang, shoot them up to the moon. Bang, bang, shoot them off destiny. I wanted to be a spaceman. That's what I wanted to be. But now that I am a spaceman, nobody cares about me. So hey, Mother Earth, won't you bring me back down safely to the sea? Because around and around and around and around. Something like that.

I can't believe I remembered all those words. That song was the number one when I was in fourth grade. A man goes to a party, he shits his pants at the party. Let's lighten it up by reporting the death of one of my favorite sports figures of all time. I absolutely adored this guy, you know, because I've played clips of him on this show. And I think I killed him.

You know how I killed Billy? We had company Friday night and we were watching a clip of Tommy Lasorda or something. I didn't even know he was sick. No, we brought it. We weren't even watching. Somehow we got on to the conversation of baseball. I brought up Tommy. I didn't even know he was sick. No, we brought, we weren't even watching. Somehow we got onto the conversation of baseball. I brought up Tommy, and I said, I think he's going to die soon. That's what I said.

I couldn't knock on wood because I have plastic lawn furniture in my living room. And sure enough, Tommy Lasorda dies at 93. Tommy Lasorda, Dodgers legend and Hall of Fame manager, died of a heart attack on Thursday night, according to the team. Lasorda, 93, had only recently been released from the hospital after a month-long stint that included time in the intensive care unit. It really may be sad. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. Lasorda suffered a sudden cardiopulmonary arrest at his home at 10.09 p.m.

I've never had pains like this before. Oh, this is the worst one I ever had, son. He was transported to the hospital with a resuscitation in progress. He was pronounced dead at 10.57 p.m. MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred issued the following statement, and I love it. Tommy DeSoto was one of the finest managers our game has ever known. He loved life as a Dodger. His career began as a pitcher in 1949, but he is, of course, best known as the manager

of two World Series championships and four pennant-winning clubs. His passion, success, charisma, and sense of humor turned him into an international celebrity, a stature that he used to grow our sport. Tommy welcomed Dodgers players from Mexico, the Dominican Republic, Japan, South Korea, and elsewhere, making baseball stronger, more diverse, and a better game. Yeah, and it killed him. He served Major League Baseball as the global ambassador

for the first two editions of the World Baseball Classic and managed Team USA against Cuba. They were underdogs, and they won a gold medal in 2000 in the Sydney Olympics. They said he was more proud of that than his World Series. That's why I fucking love him. Tommy loved family, the United States, the national pastime and the Dodgers. And he made them all proud during a memorable baseball life. I'm extremely fortunate to have developed a wonderful friendship with Tommy and we'll miss him. We all will miss him. I've played this clip

before and there's a ton of them out there. There's another one. If you Google him going out to take a relief pitcher out of the game and they get into it on the mound. We didn't pick this one, but here's the one. This is a press conference. This is with reporters around in his office after a game. Listen to this. I think that is very, very bad for that man to make an accusation like that. That is terrible.

for that man to make an accusation like that that is terrible I have never ever since I've managed ever told a picture to throw at anybody nor will I ever and if I ever did I certainly wouldn't make him throw at a fucking 130 hitter like LeFay or fucking Babacla who could hit water if he fell out of a fucking 130 hitter like LeFay or fucking Babacqua who could hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat. And I guarantee you this. When I pitched, and I was going to pitch against a fucking team that had guys on it like Babacqua, I sent a fucking limousine to get the cocksucker

to make sure he was in the motherfucking lineup because I kicked that cocksucker's ass any fucking day in a week he's a fucking motherfucking big mouth I'll tell you that compare that to today's uh Red Sox on Nesson let's bring in 12 year old Timmy with cancer he beat it and his mother had dandruff and the good old days google the other one, when he goes out to the mound, he goes, Dougie, I'm the fucking manager here. He's arguing with a pitcher. He went off so many times.

Now here's a clip of him. It's more about Don Rickles, but him and Rickles, because obviously he was an LA manager. He knew all the Hollywood people. Celebrities know celebrities. They love Tommy the Swinner. So him and Rickles were tight.

He had Rickles come out like during spring training to give a pep talk. Watch this. To get this club loose, I'm going to hire an entertainment coach. And the fellow that I've hired is going to make you guys relax. Here's our new entertainment coach, Don Rickles. It's all in a jar. Tubbs, would you get down here? Which means I definitely feel, Pedro,

you should go back to your homeland and become a general. But Pedro, I know you a lot of years. I watched you play. You're a great ball player. Problem is the wife don't buy it. I met the wife, got a lot of money. How long you gonna make the woman clean hotel rooms? You gotta let her get out in the ballpark. Let her live and enjoy a little bit.

You know what I mean, Pedro? You're a good amigo. How old are you now? 29. 29. He's in this country 38 years, he's still talking Spanish. I want you to know something. Huh? I'm 29. 29, good, 29. 29. He's in this country 38 years, he's still talking Spanish. I want you to know something.

I'm 29. 29? Good, 29. You just won the lottery. You won two weeks and Acapulco. But you're a good man and have another great year. Finish the season. Thank you.

Isn't this fun, huh? Wait to see the money we pay you. Bill, this is Bill Russell, one of the great, the dean of baseball. You're 38 now, right, Bill? Right. That's right. The only ball player in the locker room gets oiled. I got to tell you, Bill, you come from Oxbow or someplace like that in Oklahoma, just sit around watching crickets die.

So this guy, Bill Russell, one of the great ball players, 38 years old, spitting up as he goes for a grounder. It's all over, Bill. Go back to Oxbow and play around with a farmhouse. Thanks, Don. I needed that. Good. I'll do the funny stuff. Make another remark like that

and you're going to wind up in the Dominion Republic in front of a wall. Hello, Bill. How are you? Friendly colored guy. I want you to know this. Colored guy means great man.

Anyway, you touched me. Now I'll get sick. I'll tell you this though Bill you're marvelous marvelous ball player you got out of Pittsburgh just in time

thank you because the steel workers were starting to grin at you you're a wonderful ball player you play third base terrific Dave Anderson the wonderful filling guy

keeps sitting up in the stands with a rifle trying to pick you up so I don't think you're going to finish the season Bill but I want to wish you a lot of luck

you and Bill Russell can hang up at the actor's home and just sit on the porch going, we were big once, we were big once. Right next to you. Again, you're... It's murder. He thinks he's on a train and he's going to make up my bunk.

Anyway, you're a great guy. This is Steve Sachs. As you all know, Steve has a problem. He's been smiling at a lot of guys in the locker room. Anyway, Steve, we know your problems, but you're a wonderful youngster. He's the only guy when I first met him said, want to see my bubble gum? Anyway, Bill, Steve, I don't even know your name already. Steve, shut up.

I'll play you what I want. Still lock yourself in the bathroom with the radio on loud? He's a marvelous kid. Sits around in the bathroom with the radio on loud? He's a marvelous kid. Still walk yourself in the bathroom with the radio on loud? Which is a jerk-off joke, folks. Oh my God. Anyways, Tommy Lasorda, rest in peace.

The world is a better place. Can you imagine? See all that humor you just saw, guys? That? That? I mean, before the fucking Dems stole the election, it wasn't really allowed anymore. Where's it headed? They take the fun and humor out of life.

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