The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Death of Woke University | Nick Di Paolo Show #1658

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm a child and I'm a man. I'm 18 and I get confused every day. 18, I just don't know what to say. Hi folks, how you is? What it was? It's Tuesday. It's a filthy Tuesday Two days before Thanksgiving one of my favorite holidays and

Football actually can you imagine lions and bears, but When's the last time the Lions were? Nine or ten and one whatever the fuck they are Huh isn't that amazing folks? Tremendous. It's a dangerous situation. Yeah, so you got, I think we, do they have, they have like three games on Thanksgiving, usually. Let's see. I know Detroit and Chicago. I think there's a couple, or I know they want to have one on Black Friday. Maybe that's taken the place of but they they usually have three I know that last year I went three

and oh I think in the picks. We've got bears and lions. Yeah. Giants Cowboys. Who dolphins Packers Wow two out of three Two out of three dolphins I got this shit together again, it's one of the few I had right pick them against the Pats Yeah, then you get Black Friday, that's Raiders Chiefs Raiders Chiefs that was a Good game in 1972 Raiders Chiefs that was a good game in 1972 It really was that was a bitter you guys you young guys that was a bitter bitter Rivalry that I mean it was almost like Raiders Steelers back then But the Chiefs and the rate for some reason did not get along. You can Google, Google, um, I don't

know, chiefs, raiders, 70s brawls. They would fight like a hockey team. I remember Len Dawson, my hero, quarterback for the chiefs, getting sacked and some guy, I think they called him, uh, Stork, Ted Henderson. He's just like that Crosby guy today or Cosby another guy that's all tattooed on the Raiders who's tremendous outside Russia he was just like that guy and he was already down and fucking the stork comes in spears him in the back and does a somersault on him and just the whole hell broke loose. I mean he was down for like two minutes. It's like the Raiders used to play. I've mentioned this many times. They actually went to court after the Raiders played the Steelers in a playoff game. They had to go to court like a year later and Chuck Noll is on the stand and the lawyer goes, do you have a criminal element

on your team? He goes, I would say yes. I would say yes. They were, the Raiders and them were just filled with fucking, oh Mel Blunt was a motherfucker, but the Raiders were the filthiest. They would pop you in the face and forearms to the head. Jack Tatum was just a fucking killer. Lyle Alzado wasn't even there yet. He came in the later 70s, but oh my god. You got to read the book. They call me assassin.

I think it was in that book. I've read a bunch of Raiders books from the 70s this is a type of camp John Madden ran the cliff branch went out for a pass this is during camp practice and stable overthrown by like five feet sits on his helmet he tells the tells the ball boy to bring him a cigarette. Dr. Death Skip Thomas was a cornerback I believe. Had a motorcycle. He tried jumping cars in the parking lot during camp ended up in the hospital missing. I still the you understand that that shaped a lot of me. It's weird I so much so I brought it up at my dad's when I was doing his eulogy I Brought up the Raiders Fucking priestess looking at me a jerk fucking guy did not like me. We already went over that

Supposedly banned from the dead circuit. I think my mother said I can do it but they clad it up. I'm not going to speak again. My sister's going to do my mom. You know. Anyways, that killed five minutes. What are you having? Having pumpkin pie? Dressing? Why do we call it stuffing in the south cause of dressing in the West calls it shitting let's get started shall we dos años that's the headline it does how you say años a tiny this made me get a lump in my throat and this after all the talk about when Trump was president, how cruel his border policies were, separating family,

do you know this 300,000 children that they don't know where they are? I'm not making that up, you can Google it, you can think about that, never happened under fucking Trump. A tiny two-year-old migrant girl who was picked, I'll repeat that, two-year-old girl was picked up at the U.S. border, clutching a piece of paper with a name and phone number scrawled on it, told cops she was there to find her parents. A tragic video shows the parents, that's right, Kim Kardashian and any black guy.

That's where she was headed. No, if this doesn't give you a lump in your throat, you're dead inside. Check this out. A two-year-old arriving here alone with nothing but a slip of paper with two names on it. Listen to this. Venezuela, mama. Venezuela. Sí?

¿Qué tantos años tienes? Dos. Dos, dos años. No me digas. Venezuela, mama. Venezuela. Yes? How old are you? Two. Two years? You don't have your mom and dad? No? Venezuela? By yourself? Where are you going? To the United States. Where are they? My mom and dad. The United States.

Two years old What kind of fucking culture anyways, I mean, I know they drug cart whatever you you want to get your kids a car What kind of fucking culture do you guys have? Holy shit The child from El Salvador from El Salvador clad in a bright pink jacket was among a group of more than 200 illegal immigrants including 60 unaccompanied minors detained after crossing the border into Maverick County Texas on Sunday. Fucking imagine.

It's just so ridiculous. This is a stark example of the precarious journey these children make from their home country and how criminal organizations traffic these children across the southern border and further into the interior, Lieutenant Chris Oliveras said in a post on X. Regardless of political views, he said, it is unacceptable for any child to be exposed to dangerous criminal trafficking networks. In a separate video, cops filmed dozens of underage migrants standing in rows as they rattled off their ages and where they had traveled from. It comes as well over 529,000 migrant kids

have entered the US under the Biden administration who's known for their their their compassion and their love and let me tell you the left is the most phony fucking everything they project um everything they say about the right and and and how cold and evil and intolerant everything it's all projection it's all them the latest customs and border protection and data show meanwhile a shocking report released in August revealed that the Biden Harris had you noticed douchebag Kamala hasn't shown her face Biden spoke yesterday at some last you know saying goodbye to his donors had a big dinner and and and friends and whatever the fuck she wasn't

even there she's on vacation and the caribbean or something can you imagine this turned out so good the biden harris administration has lost track get this of more than 320 000 migrant children who crossed the border without parents nice going joe what a piece of garbage. And his wife's there saying all nice shit about Joe yesterday. It's amazing I watched you, what you accomplished in the last four years. Holy fucking shit. Did you see that clip today? You didn't Mrs. Biden?

It's empty. Do you believe it? All they talked about was how cruel Trump's policies were and shit. Holy moly. I love the new guy Tom Holman. Is there a way to deport these without breaking up families? Yeah, deport the whole fucking family. Put them in a nice fucking caravan. I mean a mean like a Dodge caravan with air conditioning and shit. Oh my God. Two years old. What do you do with her? I guess there's a number on it. They called and you know who answered, right? Lindsey Graham. No. He doesn't like little girls. I couldn't think of Anthony Weiner.

Somebody just grab a Democrat on the left. They're all into that shit. Oh, Nick, that's... Can you imagine? Get ready for Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack, Baccarat, and Roulette. With our ever-growing library of digital slot games, a large selection of online table

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please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Let's move on to some more kind of related stuff because I don't know whether this guy was in the country illegally or not but when you read the article you sort of take away that he might have been here five minutes and doesn't know the road rules and you know. Welcome to hell. A New York man was arrested this month after allegedly causing a car crash last year, I don't even remember hearing this one, that killed his niece and three nephews when he

slowed down to take photos of the welcome to Florida sign at the state border. The children were 14, 12, and 10 years old. Marvin Redondo Funes, I remember saying to you guys a year ago, every story you're gonna read, I said in three or four years, it's gonna be all Hispanic names, well, it was off by three years.

Marvin Redondo Funes, 25, is facing four counts of aggravated manslaughter of a child and driving with a license suspended or revoked, causing great bodily injury, the Florida Highway Patrol said in an ex-post. Redondo Funes drove his girlfriend and the four children from New York to Florida finally crossing the Georgia-Florida border around 4 a.m. on July 1st of 2023, according to the criminal complaint. As they entered the state, the genius, Redondo Funes, allegedly slowed the car to just one or two miles per hour to take a clear photo

of the welcome to Florida sign. I did that once in a highway I thought I said I saw I look like a dead hooker in the breakdown lane and she was still she looked pretty good so but there's nobody behind me I checked a car coming up behind him didn't this is four in the morning he didn't see his vehicle slowing down and plowed into the back of a Dondo's car at full speed right where the four kids were sitting according to a FHP officials police arrested Rodondo Funes back in York. See how I did that? That's what they do. The newscasters, they like that they kick up that Spanish they learned.

And extradited him to Florida on November 2nd. He remains in a Nassau County jail on $270,000 bond and is expected to make his first quarter parents on December 6th Well, I'm sure he'll be right there Can you imagine slowing down and I'm reading in the comments? It made me so mad one guy goes Well, it's sort of the guides fault that hit him. Why didn't he see him? Can you fucking imagine why cuz it's four in the morning you're on a highway and you don't probably for the morning You're probably doing 75 80 if not more and if something is almost stationary, you're gonna come up on it in a second It's that easy you fucking retard

And License suspended unrevoked whatever the fuck I'm fuck. I'm sure he was insured to the fucking max, right? Diversity is our strength. Diversity is our strength. Inclusion, blah, blah, bleh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What a big fucking lie. Again, my first album born this way I'm

screaming on stage diversity's that biggest thing man it's a fucking lie again 1992 hate to brag but was way ahead of the curve and look what it did for my career really sent me to the top in Hollywood. Fucking cocksuckers. I sound like Pauli Walnuts when he's in Italy. He's out there in the morning sitting by the ocean having a, you know, and he looks over and there's like a bunch of Italian guys and he goes, ah, commandatore! And they don't say anything, they just give a dirty look. He goes, fucking cocksuckers. And one of the guys in the scene was David Chase, giving him the dirty look.

Oh, dude, I'm sorry. Let's move on to Blue Skies ahead. What the hell is that? Well, there's a new platform. It's sort of the left wing X or Twitter. It's called Blue Sky. Just by the name again, just by the name, you want to shit blood on these people.

Blue sky, pink butterflies, yellow tits. MSNBC morning Joe co-host speaking of tits, Mika Brzezinski said she how did her fucking father produce such an idiot? I mean he was like a brilliant guy. Brzezinski, foreign council relation whatever the fuck it was he founded that and all bunch of you know it wasn't wasn't really a good guy when I was Bilderberg scumbags that control the planet Mika Brzezinski said she'll no longer post on X oh boy should I jerk off now or later said the world complaining she has become a punching bag no you're a douchebag on Elon Musk-owned social media platform and saying she will instead migrate to its more left-friendly rival. That's why we need another left-wing outlet where they can... blue sky.

Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Mmm, yummy, yummy you guys. Brzezinski has come under fire alongside her husband and co-host Shitmagu, Joe Scarborough, hillbilly eyed freak. That guy's the creepiest of them all. He is the creepiest of them all. I swear to God if you broke

his head open to springs and fuses and he's he creeps me the fuck out. The guy was once a Republican Congress person. Who the fuck got to him? What kind of skeletons in that Jerichoff's closet? For meeting with President-elect Donald Trump their fans got mad because you know they were calling Trump a fascist and a threat to the Republic. Posted what she said would be her final message on her ex account over the weekend I've decided to take my own life before you guys take it for me

It's not what she said she said I've decided to leave ex I love how these people think they're important and anybody gives a fuck but I'd love to keep the conversation going Yeah, you would Not on my platform you won't. Show us your tits. Nick, that's uncalled for. No it isn't. She's got big bags of fun. 57-year-old Brzezinski wrote that on Friday and I said to her, you need to shut the fuck up. Brzezinski said she was trying to think through it. Oh that must have been painful. Holy shit don't think too hard. And that people were scared, disoriented, fearful of the future. And I think just for a quick moment I might be the punching bag for that. Boy you're not too

self-involved huh? You think the fucking world revolves around you. You think you're the punching bag for why why do you think that? 11 people are watching your show. What think you're the punching bag for white? Why do you think that? Eleven people are watching your show. What are you talking about? Or maybe on Twitter you are because now we have some sanity over there. She says, join me on blue sky. Okay. Bye, dickhead. Join me on blue sky. Oh my God. I want to make a difference. How, what do they talk about? You ever think about that? What do they talk about at dinner, at home, in their private time? What do they have to say? I mean Scarborough's probably like, oh my god, she's a fucking moron.

What the hell? That was an email from Tommy. Nick in Dallas, please find a read for my, whatever. We woke him up out of his nap. I haven't talked to my manager in about a month. He's really involved in the show. You know why? He's got 19 businesses going. This is like a fucking hobby for him. I'm going to have to have a heavy talk with him come January. Let's move on to some other stupid horse shit. And now for something completely different. And here's a little change up Dallas threw in there for you. This is Dallas' idea of a light story. If history has taught us anything, it's how utterly terrible the punishments for crimes were back in the day. You know what, there also was a lot of law and order

people behaving themselves. You've got his one, this one, and I had heard of this one already. My dad tried to do this. He threw me a smoker it's called it's called you've got the brazen bowl brazen bowl torture device look at this folks which was created in ancient Greece approximately 600 to 560 BCE what's the e for before, before Christ exited? The contraption was made out of bronze and built to resemble an animal, a bull. Oh my God, this is, oh my goodness. A door on one side would welcome in the perpetrator.

Well, welcome in. What do you think? Like you're going into Walmart. Hi, how are you? We were the bro. Where are the bronze bulls right next garden section? Welcome in the perpetrated while a fire was lit inside Maybe inside underneath it. Why did they say inside you've but this is a i shit you fucking

well if i was lit inside underneath is what they meant same thing that's the other thing i see on the news now a lot of lot of elite not a legal but migrants people who haven't learned our language and yet or poor neighborhoods it could be even americans but they instead of saying yeah he fell on the ground he fell on the floor so fucking find the difference

Although with your house, it probably is mud Nick that's horrible. I suck it Leaving the person to roast to death as the metal heated up around him Hello opens the door 10 minutes later Think about that. It's copper, copper? Bronze. Bronze. And they put you, basically why they, just to rub it in they shaped it like a bowl.

It could have just been a pot with a lid on it. They make it like a bowl and the smoke comes out of the bowl's mouth. That was clever. They also have a little device that you can hear the sounds coming out of the bull's mouth And it would be this creepy sound coming out of the what the person screaming at them. Yeah What do they have mr. Microphone back there Like most playing thing for the kids and the ball went Then you got the the more this one was very common, a local method of torture known as the rack. We ain't talking about titties here unfortunately.

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